So bored

>>202811261
Reimu is so precious
I want my daughter to look like her

pain

>>202811285
Suffering

who are these monsters mixing pickle juice with dr. pepper?

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pickle juice is only supposed to be mixed with whisky

>>202811302
how about penis juice with dr pooper

>>202811302
Sounds like a woman's 2am craving.

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i have no future

how do i get a fucking comfy wfh job

>>202811325
Chat up some lonely women from America and convince them to send you money. You just need to be a flirt and portray yourself as a Fabio type figure.

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>>202811316

>>202811350
let me in

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This reeks of astroturfing and it gives me the ick.

>>202811345
oh yeah that's a great plan for our resident brazincel

>>202811362
what does that even mean

>>202811374
They're looking to cut down on ultra processed foods and return to a more normal ingredient list like they have in Europe

>>202811322
when you have less to lose, it's less costly to take risks. so if you've run out of normal options, consider doing something weird and uncertain to get a chance at something good. like move to a new city or cold-email someone even though it might be embarrassing.

>>202811374
Like, it's all a big scam to push gullible people into buying your slop thinking they are contributing to some grand movement that doesn't actually have the mass appeal that they are trying to portray that it has.

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i have no past

i was going to upload a video but this dumb ancient website doesnt support audio video yet
anyway
trans rights!

>>202811441
it was probably gay but if you really want to do that put it on some gay thread on gif and crosslink it

but I probably won't watch it tbqh

>>202811454
yeah it was gay
i mean, it featured attractive cis women, but it was gay related
u guys dont deserve to see queer-friendly attractive cis women...

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>>202811478
I prefer my women to be normal thanks

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it's over

>>202811498
no

it's been over

we've been so back before

I am actually too lazy and stupid to function in society.

>>202811558
kek

>>202811413
i suppose

at least there is nothing tying me down anymore..

Gonna cop a nice thick double wide sleeping bag tomorrow for the cheap, winter’s coming

always room for improvement

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Looking for a lost horror anime about girls killing themselves in a bathroom. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

what is it like to be on mushrooms

how do i get mushrooms

>>202811598
>double wide
for you and your wife, or?

>>202811611
boku no pico

>>202811612
If you’re doing it to get heckin loaded you’ll have a bad time unless you brute force trippy shit and have friends (handlers) to calm you down. If you do them for spiritual development you’ll find out a lot about yourself and more than likely change your perspective on life

>>202811647
how did your perspective on life change? that sounds pretty interesting

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damn Tennessee getting fucked up

>>202811612
Do it with close friends who you trust

>>202811626
For me and my back, my car’s uncomfy to lay on

>>202811668
jeez

>>202811647
>>202811612
i wanna do it for development reasons but i have no friends

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shut the fuck up

>>202811261
Only if she lets me drink her pussy juice everyday

hating every breath

eat a corn

>>202811691
>For me and my back
Your pussy and your crack?

>>202811735
Bad gimmick

>>202811771
agree

>>202811755
same

if it wouldn't hurt my parents i'd kill myself

>>202811762
my back also hurts, but not my pussy, or crack

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I will ONLY settle for a yuge, tall gf.

no carry, no marry!!!!

>>202811345
i dont have rizz

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>>202811851
i want this but a tall big man

>>202811851
Having manlet sons seems really bad, and having a wife who’s taller than I am also seems annoying, so I’d prefer a woman from between a height that’s as tall for a woman as I am for a man, and my own height. Fortunately, women who are taller than me are so rare they may as well not exist, so that’s not a real parameter I have to deal with shrinking the pool

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there is a website for my city that sells/ delivers microdoses for magic mushrooms

Being a manlet is a tactical advantage in modern combat. Smaller target, cheaper gear (less fabric), smaller trenches and foxholes to dig, etc. That’s about it though.

>>202811275
Update: I'm still extremely bored

>>202811928
redditleaf coming out of the closet arc?

>>202811947
that's why the manlets gotta marry up (literally) stop the manlet plague

>>202812021
carry me please

>>202812049
no go put your dress on

>>202812064
carry me bro

carry me carry me

lift yourself up by your bootstraps, i always said

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>>202812090
no

Dis lil nigga of mine,
im finna let him shine

OOOH Dis lil nigga of mine,
im finna let him shine (let him shiiine o lawd)

Dis lil nigga of mine,
IM finna let him SHINE (him shine)

LET EM SHIIIINE
LET EM SHIIINE (oh lawd shine)
LET HIM SHIIIINE

What areas of US are good to see in November.
Excluding degenerate places like LA, no warm places.

high of 65 tomorrow, oooweee finally the cold is coming back

>>202812125
nowhere, but you'd love canada

>>202812114
dat nigga be a shoeshine?

Is it racist for an AI to say the n-word if it says it in a black person's voice and thus embraces blackness?

>>202812212
who cares?

>>202812224
Hypothetically, if you generated a rap song that says NIGGER repeatedly, would it not be racist because an AI black person was saying it?

hi

dis rittre rice of mine
ima gonna ret it shrine

i desperately crave human contact it's been so long

>>202812280
what's stopping you

since last i've seen my son, lost to this monster

>>202812263
ok, good start, keep going

>>202812305
he should close the blinds

>>202812259
sup

>>202812291
being awkward

dees leettle bean de mi
i's gonna make it sheen

>>202812330
whats good homie

Awake at ungodly hours

>>202812339
>>202812263
>>202812114
can you shut up I'm trying to think

>>202812338
fake it till you make it
just put on your not awkward mask and take it off when you get home

>>202812340
what the fuck he looks like a grumpy old man

zis kleiner juden of mein
ich gonna make him burn

>>202812340
it would behoove you to refill that food bowl

>>202812369
maybe i should do meth instead

>>202812393
i don't think meth is a good solution to being touch starved

>>202812393
how are you going to acquire meth if you have no social skills

>>202812416
he's gonna learn chemistry and pull a breaking bad

Literally just go talk to people you fucking idiot it’s not difficult. Watch a youtube video if you’re that helpless

I can't even imagine how good it must feel to be sensually touched by a woman. I don't even mean like jerking your benis, just a gentle caress of your arm, an hand on your chest, a rub on your thigh

14 hours of scrolling today
it’s over

>>202812495
this is a noble goal, you will find what you're looking for eventually anon

LEMME HEAR YOU SAY
hotel, motel, holiday inn
walnuts, peanuts, coconut shells
have you ever been over to a friend's house to eat and the food was just no good?
the macaroni's soggy, peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood

>>202812550
>hotel, motel, holiday inn
what the fuck is this 2002 or summin damn I'm old

>>202812550
shut the FUCK up

>>202812495
It feels pretty good but you know what feels better?
Delicious Thai food entering your mouth

>>202812582
I had a delicious Thai woman enter my mouth on multiple occasions. I need to go back there.

>>202812610
Um anon that w... oh wait "thai woman"

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Hi.
I have a question for Americans.
I know you have to leave your ID info everywhere for the smallest occasions like renting a room in a motel. How do you feel about it? Do you have to be extra cautios about it?
The world is full of evil people that would that can create problems for you if they have your info.
I am asking this because not an hour ago I left my old phone in the pawn shop because I had no use for it. They had to take my ID and sign papers just in case it is stolen and all. I don't like giving people my info because in here there's always a risk that you may end up with a loan taken in your name and you will have to go to court to prove it wasn't you.

so LET'S JUST PRETEND
EVERYTHING
AND ANYTHING
BETWEEN YOU AND ME
was never meant

Who is keeping SNL alive?

in the days of the caveman
and mammoths

>>202812662
We have social security numbers

>>202812733
SSN, driver's license, passport like here, it's all the same, an ID.

>>202812662
When I'm feeling down I just rape

>>202812760
They'd need your bank info to take a loan. That is harder to get

>>202812031
i dont get it

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Bad bitches get bed bugs

The first sexual thing I ever did with a girl happened when we were kissing one day. She stuck her hand in my pants and then under my underwear and just squeezed my balls and dick. Then we were just kissing while she squeezed them. Eventually she started doing this like every time we kissed but it never evolved into anything else and eventually we broke up for unrelated reasons

>>202812852
Also she wouldn't let me touch her at all. If I ever made a move to touch her boobs or something she would pull my hand away. Which is also kinda weird

>>202812798
If a fraudster has enough info on you they can potentially log into your bank account or call the bank pretending to be you.

i never done anything sexual at all

I used to dream of becoming a mole in a company. It's like being a spy without the threat of death. Then I learned it was illegal, of course because it would have been fun. It would be so much fun to be in corporate saboteur of some kind.

>>202812902
*Hugs* you will some day

>>202812864
weird girl

>>202812902
just be yourself

>>202812930
fuck off

>>202812876
>>202812798
What about these small businesses, I think they are called "payday loans" in the US or something? Do they cooperate with fraudsters, when someone comes with someone's ID info that is obviously not his? In here they do that a lot, as I've said before.

>payday loans
Does he think we’re black?

>>202812952
people who use those things usually have such fucked up financial credit that I don't think their ID has value

hello

>>202812952
No, typically not. And it's not like we don't know your country is a shithole okay lol

>>202813051
Let's be nice

>>202813059
I like Ukraine anon, but let's be real mate.

>>202812991
Is that a blahpipo thing? Why?

I literally have a payday loan out right now LOL (I'm Anglo by the way).

>>202813076
I'd rather get lost in any Ukrainian city than any city in America.

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need i job but i have no skills

>A payday loan is a short-term, high-cost loan. A borrower will write a post-dated check for the full amount of the loan and repay it or have the funds deducted from their account on their next payday, up to 31 days later. For example, a borrower writes a $300 check, pays a $45 fee, and receives $255 in cash.
What is the point of this
Is it for drug dealers?

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>>202813105

Why are trades full of chuds and colleges full of self hating whitx people

>>202813108
I hope you get lost in Serbia, as Serbia is the safest country in Europe :)

>>202813141
Daiqwon needs new Nikes but can't afford them

>>202813141
it's for people who have burned all financial bridges and have ruined their credit

or people who got put in the stupid kids math class

After living for about 3 months on literally 0-3 dollars a day, now that I’m receiving paychecks again it’s like living with infinite money hacks

>>202813245
Careful

>>202813245
don't fuck it up

>>202813141
There's no fee here and the interest on the principal is 15%.

>>202812947
lol

>>202813253
I’m still living like I have nothing, it’s just strange seeing more than three figures in my bank account.

>>202813304
how does john tron even get by the guy rarely releases videos

>>202813339
why isn't he with the hive

>>202813489
he could be living in a big apartment complex with other bees
a hive, if you will

>>202813584
i will, thanks
the hexagonal floor plans probably save a lot of space

>>202813614
you have a good point, i like the way you comb your hair around it

I miss the times when your good name was your only ID. Now, evil people forced bureaucrats to come up with IDs, ratings, weirdest laws, and it didn't help.

>>202813638
thanks you're sweet as honey darling

>>202813663
Hundreds of people have the same name as me

I have hope for the little one

i like you
cuz you got that
something that i need
in my life
so give it to me

>>202813716
interesting
olives in bread is gross but the video is cool

>>202811302
>sweet vanilla root-beer cola
>salt vinegar dill garlic
I could see it being good, if it was just a dash of pickle juice.

>>202813780
Kalamata olives are delicious

i want to make bread

the irish used to run this town

I want to make love (I'm a 30 y/o khhv).

any hungry niggas

>>202813813
i've never had them, if they're more bitter than black olives i'll probably pass

>>202813827
Same but I'm a cooklet

I want to binge eat salty snacks without losing my handsome face

>>202813827
>>202813865
make irish soda bread
you don't need to knead or prove it and it goes straight into the oven

>>202813859
Yes
Im resisting pringles, cashews, and peanuts right now. I cheated on Thursday already so I can't cheat again

>>202813894
today was my cheat day, thursday will come soon and you can have all the cashews you want

>>202811400
I agree that ultra processed foods are bad, but people need to take responsibility for their own purchases. All the healthy foods are along the outside of grocery stores.
Milk products, plain meat, eggs, fruits, vegetables, bread. Though maybe American bread is into the ultra processed category already.
There's barely anything you need from the rest of the store. Maybe some frozen fruits/vegetables, salt/spices, toilet paper/paper towel/tissues, cleaning products.
If people want to eat all the junk that has a 20 ingredients that no one knows how to pronounce or know what they are, let them.

let them eat fake

>>202813980
quality post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiABQTkAYwE

https://youtu.be/PZGvNYh8IoA?si=REXvNnsHFkpma3YB
Yeah, it's time to watch crazy people get themselves arrested

>>202814051
i don't like live pd or any of that stuff because i hate watching people have one of the worst days of their life, even if they're assholes and in the wrong

>>202813141
>What is the point of this
To exploit poor people who don't have money, and for people who were never taught anything about fiances.
>Is it for drug dealers?
Drug dealers either tax evade or make enough to do actual money laundering. I knew lots of drug dealers that would have a part time job that they'd always slack off at, just to have some money as a cover story, but actually just spend their drug money.

>>202813942
We are both beautiful because of our excellent self control

>>202813859
Yeah me.

>>202814090
I'm a schadenfreude, I can't deny it.

>>202814102
yeah i just wish people would understand our plight, the burden of being beautiful, you know?

nothing to seethe about in my life

good night my dearest cummers
cumrades, if you will

>>202814307
Nighty night

I ate hardly anything today.

Sweat so much in my sleep that my blankey is still damp from yesterday

Dr Pepper any time baby

>>202813141
Only refugees use moneymart. Stolen SINs from fake rental listings.

Lip my stocking prease

>>202814794
What does that mean

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Late night Asuka

Scooby-Doo

We are the most norman general on this board, I think.

>>202816378
Hello how are you?

>>202816408
Fine, laying my head down for bed right now because it’s almost 3AM.

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Ever fallen victim to russian disinfo?

i want to die on the beach

I can't post

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>>202817051
images

>>202816628
3 of the 4 are propaganda

ids so fuggin ober :DDDD

im so fucked up

>>202814051
Why are people like this

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>lease ends tomorrow
>don't even have a hotel booked let alone know where I'm moving

>>202819540
You can stay at your parents

>>202813204
das rite

This morning there's no cantor either. They didn't tell me this beforehand so another 70yo rando had to step up last minute and she doesn't know one of the songs

had another one of those "trying to do something really simple but messing up over and over again" dreams.

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>looking up furnished rentals for month by month stays
>niggers put shit like this for one (1) month

>>202822295
Find an extended stay hotel.

oh my god its monday tommorrow gonna kms

>>202822523
wagie going back to the cagie ahahaha

>>202822487
I've yet to see an extended stay hotel that isn't around $100/day minimum desu

this is real courage

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>>202822705

>>202822523
This

>>202819540
with my last lease they gave me the option to go month by month when it was over

>>202812852
4autistic1fuck

y'all are angloamericans, y'all are proud of your WASP ancestors, y'all are sorry angloamerica is controled by judios today

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>>202823682
Akshually I'm a muttoid

>>202823682
can you have another break down about how you're a worthless loser

It's too early for me to be drinking a Voodoo Ranger juice force tallboy. At least I'm watching the People vs. OJ Simpson, the best mini-series of all time.

>>202823737
Those taste gross

>>202823726
my ass doesn't know what your ass Is talking about

>>202823797
yes you do

>>202823810
you are a strange person

L is for the way you look at me

>>202823971
O is for the only one I see

>>202823882
I fucked your mom in Herzegovina

My campaign platform is gas all the fatties

>>202824052
no you didn't

I'm in severe pain bros. Pulled a muscle in my upper back, feels like it's on or near the left teres major

>>202823991
V is very very, extraordinary

hello

i'm just a fucking dude.

>>202824212
Hi. How are you?

Julius Evola, the Italian fascist philosopher who has become a touchstone for far-right thinking throughout the world, has surprising connections to figures in the early German homosexual emancipation movement. From Karl Heinrich Ulrichs, he draws on the idea that men can have female souls and women can have male souls. From Otto Weininger, he adapts the idea of taking this kind of gender inversion and applying it to race. From Hans Blüher, he draws on the glorification of the Männerbund, an erotically bonded group of men, as the basic building block of society. The unexpected queer roots of alt-right thinking help to explain the presence of gay men and women on the far right, outlining a reactionary queer genealogy that contrasts with liberal progressive LGBTQ+ histories.

https://muse.jhu.edu/article/869152

>>202824110
>Teres major
What did you make on your A&P class?

>>202824256
doing okay. what about you?

>>202824284
I don't know what that means

>>202824389
anatomy and physiology

please let me fuck you /cum/shits

dop dop dop

>>202824553
hello

>>202824602
hi /cum/shit

>>202824636
hows it going?

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>>202824429
Never took one. Just like looking at pictures where people arent wearing their skin

>>202824668
i am waiting for my cousin to find a parking spot so we can have coffee and cake in a nearby bar

>>202824747
nice to hear bud. haven't seen you since couple of months. last you said you were depressed.

I'm just fucking a dude

>>202824747
>parking
That's so American

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I miss him

>>202824129
E is even more than anything that you adore

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do you seed

>>202825253
i used to.

>>202825067
he's in the broadcast booth and will likely be a public figure for the rest of his life.

>>202825382
Retards are going to get mad at him soon because he keeps shitting on zoomers for being lazy even though he's right

>>202825382
>>202825717
Who?

>>202825797
brady

>>202825840
Didn't he go to jail for french kissing his son on film?

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desperto mexico cabrones

>>202826197
it was a peck

good morning sirs

I am bored

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Really really really want to suck cock rn but bf is busy for another hour or so, going to completely drain him when he's done

>>202825797
> doesn't recognize one of the most successful athletes of the past 25 years
even if you use the "don't follow sports" cope, if you're being serious it just shows that you live under a rock.

You should never pay full price for pretty much anything if you live in a major metropolitan area. Whatever you are looking for, someone is selling it for like $20 bucks online or even giving it away for free. And that's not even getting into dumpster diving. All it takes is a bit more patience, totally worth it. If you make a habit of going to garage sales, estate sales, and looking on craigslist and facebook marketplace you will find all sorts of sweet deals.

>>202827123
get away from my penis
>>202827077
how about you let anon suck your cock? that might make you less bored

>>20281126
It's funny how touhou memes are so full of personality and charm but the actual characters in the canon game only get like 3 lines of text per game and its always bland

>>202827231
Strange post

>>202827270
>get away from my penis
You're not my bf and your dick is probably smaller than his

>>202827235
I have found tons of nice stuff at estate sales and on sides of roads. A lot of estate sales on last day will change price of everything to $1 or free. Apartment garbages are great too. Got nice tables and chairs from them

>>202827387
you mean the other anon who doesn't recognize Tom Brady?
agree, quite strange. imagine how embarrassing it would be to admit that in public.

>>202827639
I don't think I've ever seen him outside of being posted on 4chan for kissing his son on the mouth and i not embarrassed not to recognize him.

>>202827718
that's the problem. you should be. might as well say you don't recognize the president.

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this is a Joe Cool general anyway

>>202827733
He plays a schoolyard game professionally. How is that important or deserving of recognition?

stretch confirmed

>>202827796
look man, just say that you are completely detached from normal society and have been in a coma for the past few decades. it'd be less embarrassing than this cope. it has nothing to do with what you think "should" deserve recognition and is simply the reality that he is phenomenally famous.

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>>202826645
Nod really

>>202827903
I am completely detached from pop culture. I wouldn't recognize any popstars or athletes outside of lizzo because she is memed about.
I don't get why that's a bad thing.

ERICK AND LYLE MENENDEZ ARE INNOCENT

>>202828456
literally whomst

some bitch actually stole my latte at starbucks im not kidding

>>202828541
Rape correction required

what the fuck do i do now that latte was like $6 do i just tell the cashier?

nvm it seems like they noticed someone stole my latte and they said they are making a new one

>>202828569
Obviously. Say someone grabbed your drink retard

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>NOOOO MY HECKING LATTERINO

ummm im not sure if this is actually my drink or not i ordered a different latte and different size but it has my name on it. but they put it in the mobile order place

ok they made the right latte it turns out someone has the same name as me.

do my posts sound like a girl btw? im trying to be as annoying as possible when i post on /cum/ i figured that acting and writing like a woman would double my nuisance points

https://youtu.be/GlJsstST8Oc

>>202828777
shut up schizojeet

concerning how many full grown niggas never learned to chew with their mouths closed

Two scoops for breakfast

tfw no gf

>>202829087

>>202828985
erm im white just so you know. my ancestors actually came here in early 1600s. a lot of leafs posting here are white males who are underemployed and social outcasts due to immigration culture lmao! all jeets who come here are paid shills with the instruction of promoting immigration and the reputation of india(n immigrants)

>>202828777
No, YWNBAW

>>202829196
please explain how im not sounding like a woman in my posts? i literally talked about starbucks.