when the guy at the servo says you can get a bottle of water 50c extra edition
Bumping for a fellow Reach fan
>>202810542good lad for making a real new>>202810556good lad
need to stop taking opioids for a few days so i can shit out this weeks' worth of constipation poo building up in my gut
Let's just talk about games until the other thread fills up and they all file in here. SO are you going to get the Silent Hill 2 Remake coming up soon? I either need to run out and get a PS5 or wait until I upgrade my PC down the line. Leaning toward the former.
so what's new ladswhat's happening in the ol' world of /brit/
>>202810598should stop taking opioids altogether opioidlad
>>202810601probably not for a few years as i neither have a ps5 nor a high end pc
>>202810602been illyou?
>>202810624no goodbeen pubgoing and beer drinking on my end
>>202810614but i have it under control and it helps me manage my depression, really i'm no different to someone who's on vicodin for chronic pain
>>202810628what's your poison
>>202810649drink lots of different beers 2bhlagers, XPAs. Sometimes have guinness on wet winter days
>4.2% beerAlri chang
bought a fleshlight oncewas beyond amazing the first dozen or so times, better than sex or hand, didn't even need to imagine anything let alone use porn such was the perfection of the physical sensationthen it just wore off, and soon the process of "pull out the sleeve, rinse out the cum, spray with disinfectant, mount on a drying stand, and leave under a fan" every time you have a wank was just not worth it threw it out in disgustbut I don't think I've gained a clue, because there's always the wonder if it might feel great again later
every cop in australia is exactly 36 years old (46 if they're a detective)
>lagers, XPAs. Sometimes have guinness on wet winter days
>>202810688yeah the clue would have only been gained had you disposed of it and vowed to never use it ever again
haven't given a shit about the ABV of a beer since I was 20>aw dude this IPA is frickin 8% so epic!
>>202810694Why do I believe this
>>202810704but I said I threw it out
>>202810698thankfully that is not an accurate representation of memerely a humble pintman me
why does life seem so grim. don't know how i'm expected to tolerate it
>>202810717you are indeed a pint man
>>202810723opioid addict lad is that you???
>>202810709GOOD lad
>>202810661mmm like a guinness
>>202810727yes indeed lad, insofar as I am a man and I like to have pints of beer with my mates
>>202810739...yh
>>202810723embrace the suck
>>202810661>>202810709>>202810749>>202810763yeah the boys
>>202810784Changposting is so obvious
>>202810709Wtf does that mean? Why would you only care about real beer when you're 20? When you're getting into drinking, that's when you drink low alcohol shite like fosters or carlsberg. Australians really do live in upside down world
What's with this mountain of jeets around Brisbane lately kek
>>202810723so no one told you life was gonna be this way
The other thread has a willy in the OP so I’m posting in this one.
Not just that there are more ads on Youtube now, they're strange niche 10min ads for mountain climbers or something like that. You know what they say about mountain climbers? Can't climb a mountain if you don't walk up some hills first ahahahaha
>>202810809I put my willy in your mum's OP last night mate
I am projecting WORDS into your MINDAPPLE
>>202810794what he's saying is that real lads who are comfortable in their beer enjoyment just smash beers and don't need the validation of how much alcohol percentage is in each pint
>>2028107944-5% beer isn't "low alcohol" it's just the normal strength of beer
>>202810723I believe the Buddha, pbuh, addressed this. His instructions were to get over it or something lol
>>202810823dumb yankoid not using an adblocker
>>202810836Buddha dick up ya bum
>>202810823literally just google your browser + ublock so you don't have to blog about ads ever agian
SCREAMING
>>202810848not happy that I laughed at this but I did
>>202810847Me blogging about ads? ahahaha
Marie Bracquemond (1840-1916), French Impressionist artist who struggled against attempts to suppress her work, notably from her own husband, the painter Félix Bracquemond
>>202810848I don't get it
time for october kino
>>202810867looks like she's just chasing the coattails of her husbands more talented impressionist colleagues
>>202810867that fellow does indeed look a little "braque" if you know what I mean...
might get on the gay porn later
Proud to be Judeo-Christian
>>202810867ah the french
>>202810920his best work
>>202810874tom got bummed
want my shower soonalas i'm at my dad's and he probably doesn't have the hot water come on until like half seven or something
I know Brit hates madness but what about the Smiths
>>202810890
alright lads let's get you into shapeup!down!up!down!
Actually mad how London Paki was real the whole time. You can see it on /sp/, the Prem thread is his entire life. There never was a "Dave". Just one Paki Arsenal supporter.
>>202810937love love LOVE The Smiths
>>202810947what is the purpose of looping something that will already play on loop...
>>202810963more of a red rock deli man myself
>>202810937you know full well that /brit/ is a smithsposting general and if you don't know that then what are you doing here
>>202810932the fuck you mean "doesn't have the hot water come on"
>>202810963I tried to work as a Uber driver today and all the drunk girls hated the Smiths also they got angry because I wouldn't speed down intersections or around kids
>>202810950what the fuck
>>202810951dave is a united fan
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JVX5TEWEuGQ
>>202810992
>>202810982in lots of older houses with older boiler systems you don't just have hot water on demand, you have to set the boiler to come up half an hour before you need said hot waterso he'll set his boiler to come on half an hour before he wakes up, which is after when i wake up typically
>>202810950props to the one guy on the far left doing it correctly
>>202810992speed the fuck up mate
>>202811013>Why are you slowing down when kids are playing their yards>That's stupid they should know not go into the road>Why are you being such a pussy ass driver
Tummy feels better now that I poopied!
i like rape porn when they start to enjoy iti think that means deep down, i'm a good lad
>>202811022That's what I like about Australians, they always look for a positive no matter how suicidededly depressingly grim a situation is
>>202811002He doesn't exist. The "United fan" is London Paki, they have the exact same writing style and say the same things. Penny dropped yesterday when United weren't playing but someone was still spamming the same bizarre rimming fixation. It's all the same London Paki.
>>202811055good lad
>>202811049I think the male porn actor liked it from the beginning. That's the important thing
>>202810992yea being an uber driver in this country is a no-go
>>202811064Why is this literal paedo groomer complaining?
booked my train ticket, the earliest of which isn't til 20 past ninedo they think no one wakes up at a normal time on a sunday?
wanking a chinaman
>>202811086excellent
Fancy a game of scribblio
>>202811078Btw the dumbest shit I was told that I am careful around intersections in Chicago because people speed down them
LIVERPOOL
>>202811141what an image
The toil bell tolls for me and tomorrow for thee.
>>202811141what times the early bird start then?
thinking about him
This is my 10,000th post
>>202811177LEPLIVROO
>>202811193
that is a bloody big cock though isn't itlooks as if he chopped it off a black man and painted it pink
>>202811139why are you playing the smiths instead of just whatever is on the radio to be safe laughing to myself thinking about some awkward quiet driver playing music that he discovered through a niche 4chan general, only to get berated by some drunk girls who could sense itreally hope that isn't what happened there
I like the song "Pretty Good at Drinkin' Beer" because I am. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN8hpStxzAs
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still waiting for them to pay off my student loan debt
watering myself with a watering can
>>202811231I knew about the Smiths since I was 12 retard they are a famous band that's like saying "oh you know what the acdc is"
The Germans call them the Smizzs
tom got his name because he's a tomcatjerry got his name because he's germanyet tom is the bad guy???
>>202811272nah it's not really like that, ive never met anyone who talked about themlike how blur had a nonexistent crowd in america because no one actually knows about them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpZ5STahhPE
>>202811307Non of them are bad. Disney made Tom and jerry to represent Britain and Germany, and how they're made to fight eachother by the owners and the black maid (the Jews)
mad how i go for a walk right now and not see a single human being for at least 30 mins
>>202811321The Smiths are a famous band like really famous their songs are very known that's like saying you don't know what the clash is but I guess your retarded
>>202811351what about crocodiles?
cant go for night walks anymore because coyotes are everywhere
>>202811357>your
>your retardedhaha ironic
>>202811365loads
>>202811367just yank things
was having a nice relaxing coffee outside then my neighbour came out and started yelling at his kids
>>202811351Are you from Waggawalla?
Sometimes I go into an asian store and I am stunned by how pretty the girl behind the counter is
Who's that loud Chinese fellow?>Mr Chin Wag
Fucking little cunts that's them telt
@aussies
>>202811408No such place mate
>>202811461Willogaggabillong?
Britain is Scandinavian
>cofounder of Microsoft>unfathomably rich>died an incel
Pommie niggas live in Wackerton-on-Scrote and have the temerity to poke fun of our indigenous-derived place names
>>202811456kawaii
Tucker got the weirdest fucking laugh
>>202811456ahaha fesh and chepsnieu zillund
>>202811477Scotland, at least, is
>>202811493fuck off yank
>>202811501aye
more of a cuntsbury-under-gooch chap me
I want to visit Australia to do shrooms or LSD in the outback seems like the perfect place
>>202811495how did the kiwi’s develop such a bizarre accent?
struggling to eat my cheerios.
>>202811520mental how they have their own general they can post that shit in but they just refuse to use it
>>202811520no you
might watch the match of the day replay in a bit
<Heard of McDonalds Islands
arsleworth-on-the-bog reporting in
>>202811365
>>202811537dunno mate, somewhere down the line some of them must have jumbled up all their vowels and it just stuck
>>202811536perfect place to fry to death or get eaten by a dingo maybe
>>202811542in fairness I wouldn't be surprised if there's a few refugees in here due to mn's relentless hornyposting over there
>>202811536Hope you wonder onto the Pine Gap base
>>202811542Imagine posting this under a foreign flag
>>202810890completely forgot johnny depp was in this
>>202811575I was pointing out that you were posting about specifically american topics in the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture you utter, utter goose
aussies are just brits abroadyanks are a new kind of mutt
>>202811575aussies, kiwis and non-mentally ill irish are all welcome, yanks and leafs however are not so fuck off yank
Getting Saint Christopher vibes from this picture. Happy Sunday.
Australians be like >Eymay owzigahn?Brits be like>Ya awreetlah?Yanks be like>Owdee pahnah
>>202811588no we arent
>>202811536why dont you just go to arizona
>>202811620oh ok
>>202811588“Sunburnt Brits” as the old saying goes
i say make the olympics entirely unserious againless professionalism less funding more lads just trying their besthttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1727590996688858.webm
italians be like "ciao"
>>202811654not a fan of lip injections
>>202811631good boy
pooberg banging on the front door of my arse demanding I get out of bed so here I am emptying my foul bowels into the toilet
>>202811623I did acid in Vegas and it was scary because I thought the machines were gonna kill me and everyone looked like funny
pooberg banging in the dead of night
>>202811688;) xx
why must women provoke me so
scouse women must be protected
>>202811588>muttNever got this one. Most white Americans are 100% European in genetics they just have different bits of Euro ancestry mixed in there. Plenty of white Brittons are the same way.
I honestly don't think this site has many active users. Maybe a couple hundred at most.
>>202811698>Ain't never seen a ghoul before?
>>202811730agreed
just died of shadenfreude
>>202811730only use this site for this specific general anyway
>Most white Americans are 100% European in genetics
And if a double Greggser bus crashes into usTo die by your side
>>202811730/brit/ is a few hundred posters at most, and probably ony 50 or so who are really consistently active
italians make terrible beershould stick to using their wheat for [pasta
>>202811750I look like this
>>202811710BLACK SHIT SHITE
>>202811731Ngl acid is the best I'd 100 percent do it in the outback you know fuck it give it to some Abo's
>>202811752TO PIE BY YOUR SIDE the pleasure, the pastry is mine
>>202811750Stop making me kek I'm making a serious point
>>202811752The steak bake, the yum yum is miiiiine
>>202811608Sums up the modern world One group of people bailing out low iq people doing low iq things
>>202811763good lad
women dont understand that rape is just a consequence of lust
You cannot enjoy things. All your heroes are evil, only we are the chosen
>>202811752>>202811791>>202811775good posts lads x
the wankatronic 9000
had the same headache for a week whtf
>>202811800*taps the no dogs, no jfs, no irish sign*
>>202811836cheeky tumour for you me laddy
>>202811802ahem:british man bad*standing ovation*
>>202811843how come?
From worst to best, the days of the week are as follows; Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday, Friday, Saturday.
>>202811847alri james felton's ghost author
>>202811836this was me 2 weeks ago, then i realised it was me clenching my jaw all the time due to stress
classic whacky irish hours
>doctor, I keep having headaches and hearing a brass instrument >I am afraid you have a brain tuba
>>202811856how is sunday worse than friday
janny took the willer thread down?
so is everyone sick right now or what
If I had a time machine I would give acid to Issac newton, Albert Einstein, Tesla or Alexander the great
>>202811856Business idea: we reorder the days of the week so that it gets progressively better as the week goes on rather than the current system
paledem making pancakes for her goon
>>202811869What the fuck do you mean, how is a Sunday better than a Friday
>>202811856think tuesday might be worse than monday.
*horrible, strangely racist Arnold impression*it's naht a tuma
spent my formative years laying in my smelly bedroom playing fifa and guzzling Pepsi max now I’m a 25 year old timid little boy man unable to interact with the world
>>202811881love your posts mate, keep up the good work
toil tomorrow
>>202810542
need her to lez me off
>>202811892*Crushes you like the insignificant roach you are*
>>202811867>doctor, I keep having headaches and hearing fishing vessels >I am afraid you have a brain tuna
>>202811867
>>202811892>laying in my smelly bedroom playing fifa and guzzling Pepsi maxno reason you can't continue to do this as an adult incel start as you intend to go on as it were
>>202811869the dread
>>202811802That’s not fair. Roald Dahl was undoubtedly anti-Semitic. That doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy him. I mean, I do. Once heard a Jewish lass say that the Jews can’t cancel people. Everyone was an antisemite back in the day. They have to separate the art from the creator. Dahl was a complicated man and of his time.
>>202811883not a work day
always preferred Monday to Wednesday or Tuesday the novelty of the week starting is better than being in the thick of it
>25 year old timid little boy man unable to interact with the worldktim ktim!!!!!!
>>202811922
>>202811921jam tomorrow better than jam today huh
>>202811403dont you lot have wild coyotes and other animals out at night? we get the odd bear too.they eat the neighbor's outdoor cats, which is nice
regrets
>>202811922if we remove all meaning from the term antisemitic and then remove our brains as well than I suppose we could call roald dahl antisemitic
jews are alright until they discover they're jewish or have a late awakening and make being jewish their whole personality. then they're unbearable
>>202811921dreads mentioned
hitting my willy with a hammer like whac-a-mole
>>20281195299% of animal deaths in britain are people falling off horses or dogs ripping the faces off of kids
>>202811959tramspotting
im so ugly and evil
>>202811810cheers lad
>>202811976ah there you are, was looking for you last night mate. I wanted to ask, are you still ugly and evil?
>>202811952coyotes are north american dogs matewe killed most of our big animals, think the biggest animal here is the badger
>>202811976I'm just evil
>>202811959wtf are those drapes and that wall color >the walls? paint them puke green. lovely
When I was 17 I used to abused Adderal/Ritalin and play Factorio
>>202811985thank you for looking for me i was busy playing video games, unfortunately yes i am still ugly and evil :(
>>202811971sounds dull. we have coyotes and bears and the odd mountain lion if you're out west
>>202811972kek
yanks just blogging away like anybody cares
>>202811999fair cop mate I played some vidya last night also. sorry to hear about the ugly and evil situation though, will keep in touch for updates and such.
>>202811961“There is a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity, maybe it’s a kind of lack of generosity towards non-Jews. I mean, there’s always a reason why anti-anything crops up anywhere; even a stinker like Hitler didn’t just pick on them for no reason. I mean, if you and I were in a line moving towards what we knew were gas chambers, I’d rather have a go at taking one of the guards with me; but they [the Jews] were always submissive.”“I am certainly anti-Israel, and I have become anti-Semitic.”Hard to really argue that he wasn’t at this point. As I said, people are complicated and of their time, but the fact that Dahl hated Jews isn’t contested at this point
watching the rings of powerarent elves supposed to be like 20x the fighter an orc is
>>202812004we used to have giant wild cats roaming the british countrysidealas they ceased existing when everyone started walking around with 50MP cameras in their pockets
>>202812027can't imagine it ever changing but appreciate the empathy
You have a time machine and accessed to every drug known to man what are you gonna do?
thought i was 1/16 abo but its actually somewhere between 1/16 and 1/5 found it funny at the start now im not sure what to make of it
>>202812039ketamine
open the fucking pubs
congrats op, you made me lol
>>202812039Get rich selling sylphium as a natural contraceptive to slags
>>202812053Honestly why not give Romans meth and caffeine imagine how unstoppable they would be
>>202812052get yourself down cenno for full whack dole sharpish lad
>>202812075im already on it hehe
>>202812054Great post
Reading a biography of Guardian writer Polly Toynbee
>>202812054>indulging in vices on the lord's day how about spending time with family today
>>202812106horrendous post befitting of one so ignorant of pub culture
why would a european settler shag an abo
>>202812091good lad
>>202812098another tory claiming to be a labourite
Romans on methAqueducts and amphitheaters for every town, city and village
>>202812144>Germans>Persians >And all roman enemies would be crushed
>>202812153would heem these little runts into next week
>>202812124nobody was talking to you
>>202812144curious how most modern buildings will collapse cus the steel will erode but ancient stone buildings will still be standing
>>202812183fuck off yank
>>202811841*taps ur mums fanny*
>>202812129True, us Atomwaffen would rather shag each other up the arse.
>>202812188not true. barratt new builds are made entirely of single-skin brick and paper mache which doesn't corrode, so they will likely still be standing as a testament to our industriousness for centuries to come.
>>202812168it's true, british "people" are evil after all...
thignking
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTjust saw a goldcrest in the tree opposite my window, very very based indeed, made my day that hasas you were
>>202812246>>202812256enjoyed both of these posts
>>202812243some of us are ugly AND evil, don't ever say we're unskilled.
>>202812246dont strain yourself
just fed the pigeonbergslove the stupid little cunts
>>202812246much to ruminate on
>>202812315PARKLIFE
>>202812315good ladneed to go out and feed the ducksteins and goosebauers on the river soon really. been a while.
I have more respect for streeshitters in india and niggers than I have for gymcels
>>202812328bear patrol
engineering a newgot to wait for the magic number though lest the jannard throw a wobbly
got fibre internet but still only download fitgirl repacks because idk what torrents are safe anymore
pontificating
>>202812391>safe from what? viruses or prosecution?
Hawk pooah Shit on that thang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6yg4ImnYwA&t=160sfuckn kunt got it from ere
>>202812401virus
catberg snoozing on her cushion in front of the heater
>>202812391i'd rather get a virus than spend three hours unpacking that shite
What did Scotland mean by this?
>>202812429>greater London>Indian
THE EARLY NEW>>202812436>>202812436>>202812436
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