Bruce edition
Might put my penis inside a vagina
>>202820412great image
spent the whole weekend boozing and embarrassing myself again
Had to stop wearing my flat cap and coat because I kept hearing retards calling me peaky blinderNever watched that show in my life and don't intend toMy head is fucking freezing though without a cap or hair
let's have a nice friendly thread lads
Correct me if I'm wrong, but why doesnt Britain seem to have any cool billionaires? Theres never anyone that makes a fortune through innovation or whatever. British wealth always seems so sleazy, like inherited wealth, some private equity or a middle man middlemanning until he makes a fortune
>>202820468bro wears a fucking flat cap in 2024...
>>202820479of course mate
>>202820468they were right to mock you
r8 the fit
>>202820489king charles is based tho
>>202820489There was the dyson guy and Richard Branson.
>>202820489there's no such thing as a cool billionaire
>>202820468they did you a favour mate why would you be wearing a flat cap?
>>202820468Bet you think you're well clever for copying my post and adding that bit on the endI probably have more hair on my head than you have pubes sunshine
Steak bake
>>202820489does Richard Branson count as cool
>>202820489Britain stopped doing anything after ww2. Everyone is just a dodgy care salesman
>>202820566where are all the people?
hello fellow office colleagues, prepared for another day of toil under management?
think i'm just going to take some antidepressants. some people are like "no don't do that" but who cares. what's the point in listening to people who just want the worst for you? no point in that.
>>202820567DO NOT WATCH THIS UNLESS YOUR GAY
got the dua and lipa on
Got cucked recently
>>202820567
Yakuza 0
>>202820468More of a mariner's cap man myself
>>202820567Insane how the middle east is so religiously conservative yet they all do this shit with little boys. I can't remember the term the Taliban have for it but they basically have little boys as sex slaves
>>202820489>British wealth always seems so sleazy, like inherited wealth, some private equity or a middle man middlemanning until he makes a fortuneAll capitalists are like that.
>>202820591would definitely have kmsed had it not been for them tbdesu
>>202820547>I probably have more hair on my head than you have pubesNot really sure what you were going for with thisPeople generally have more hair on their head than pubes mate
>>202820651it's their cultchure rorke
Is there anything actually wrong with TikTok or YouTube shorts as long as you're watching videos that aren't made for mongs? In china it's all educational stuff so I don't see how a shortform video format is bad in and of itself.
Where are people getting the idea that Richard branson is cool?
>>202820661Elon Musk is a friend of the working man
>>202820567glad the bottom enjoyed it
not really a rorke but I fully support buenos aires being turned into a giant crater if they ever try to take over the falklands again
>>202820680Fucks your attention span
>>202820651I thought the taliban put a stop to it
they who fear the lord trust in the lord
>>202820727>People are hypocrites Imagine my shock
>>202820687Nah
>>202820734this has been rebuked actually
>>202820698horrifying visage
bro thinks anyone is learning by watching "educational tiktoks"...
>>202820757I just debunked the rebuke
Moving house but all my gundams are displayed and posed idk how to transport them ree
>>202820757how so?
might go and trick my brain into thinking my hand is a vagina
https://youtu.be/3kBW-6TebUg
>>202820757I'm buking it back on again
>Bet you think you're well clever for copying my post and adding that bit on the endscreaming
Do penis pumps work? Let's just say my erections haven't been as strong as they used to be now I'm in my 30s...
>>202820776well see mate what you do is you pick them up, carry them over, and then put them down again
it's wokism gone mad really
>>202820776melt them you nerd freak
>>202820776try a box
well rorke, wouldn't you rather say things nowadays are...*pushes glasses up nose*Political INCORRECTNESS gone mad?
welcome to the bi-weekly anglophile tea party anon, how many pink sugar cubes will you have?
>>202820825good advice
>>202820821just get sildenafil
>>202820821Stop wanking 5 times a day
started talking to a lass from san francisco until she blocked me for some reason, but she seemed really cool and I felt quite jealous of everything so now I'm going around there on google maps and California in general. looks great. getting a lot of depression with the sinking realisation setting in that I'll be in this shithole country for life and haven't travelled or lived anywhere else during my formative years.
>>202820871I'd rather not take pills and risk fucking up my penis
used to be able to get the tip of my willy in my mouth when I was younger, now I'm not as limber
>>202820862I fucking hate japs sometimes
>>202820876how u get talking to her
>>202820895a penis pump is far worse if that's what you're worried about
wonder what sucking your own cock feels like
>>202820876My wife is from California. The heat gets unbearable, you won't be able to afford rent, there are blackouts because everyone is running their ACs, there are highways everywhere. There are beautiful areas of California but it's only good if you're rich.
>>202820931yeah same
>>202820876the rest of the world is shit
>>202820931it's back breaking work
>>202820906I managed to lick my foreskin once but not any further than that.
>>202820876you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again
>>202820931just feels like you have your knob in your mouth
>>202820931reckon it feels more like sucking cock than it does getting your cock sucked
>>202820931I did this when I was a teenager and more flexibleit's very nice actually
>>202820936she lived in the city, so I don't know how she manages that? unless there are a lot of apartments or uni dorms I suppose. it just looks so big and unironically bustling but in a good way. it's so different to here.>>202820924just on the apps by chance
if all men were flexible enough to comfortably suck their own cocks, it would be seen as no different to simple hand-based masturbation
Planes have so many buttons in the cockpitHow on earth does anyone learn to fly one and what they all do
>>202820876california is good when on holiday and is certainly brilliant if you're rich, but if you're poor I think it can be particularly shite as things can be quite expensive there
People be like>Aaaah planes are so hard to fly!Planes in reality>Increase power and pull up to take off>Stay level to keep in the air>Decrease power and keep level to landWow that was hard
>>202820996probably one big one that just flies by itself and a bunch of irrelevant little buttons
>>202820669fair enough, i guess taking some pills is better than that
>>202820996you only really know how to use the throttle and the flaps to actually fly the thing
>>202821012Now learn the 200+ buttons
>>202820982San Francisco is cool but not what it used to be. The homeless problem isn't an exaggeration and they're right there in the open, screaming and shouting at you with the mental health episodes as you're trying to walk into the shops or whatever
bet at least half the buttons on the cockpit are just various horns and whistles
mental how I've been using this site since 2008 and it has only gotten more and more worse over the years and yet 16 years later I cannot stop using it and its the only website that I useif this place ever shuts down I will have nowhere to go
>>202820957Good post
>>202820591literally just now swallowed one meselffrankly ive not been noticing any difference whatsoever to now but for some people theyre apparently night and day
boiler room has been shit for over a decade
>>202821037theyre just to order drinks from the cart
>>202821037useless extras
>>202821073britfags mate
what have your farts been smelling like lately then lads?
>>2028210371 of them is up and another is down, the rest control the radio
>>202821037Woke shite
>>202821110one of these lads just married are lana
>>202821012yes but you can't actually take off without knowing how the wing flaps work
sexo
insane how birds dont have buttons and yet they can still fly
>>202820617>Gross Gorefucking hell haven't heard that name in years
>>202821152>ahhh how will I know whether to put flap up or down
>>202820996just use an xbox controller like the submarine innit ahha
>>202821105see this is why i prefer to hang out with girls
>>202821196ahaha
>>202821104dead website and all the posters are boring semi-incel freaks
>>202821098How so
>>202821194there are varying degrees
>>202821223theyre just to gate keep being a pilot
>>202821188
Dead internet theory is...REAL
corr just had two big bowls of mummy's homemade stew and dumplings, time to lay down for an hour and make room for pudding
Modern jets are way too complicated
>>202821246/brit/ = /bot/
it's actually mad
*gets a phone with custom ringtone functionality*
Things aren't that bad
>>202821280they're worse
american horny stories sorry mean 'horror' stories
https://youtu.be/4nJ3Zc9GkNI'ino on the ol' 'eadphones
>>202821152You just pull the string next to your seat when you want to pull them up, and let go to let them down again
Decide I'm just gonna live in 2004-2015 mentally
nothing complicated about this
>>202821201but i thought benders loved talking about that kind of thing
>>202821327just turn off the ipads and turn on cruise control
>>202821327bet half those buttons literally do nothing and are just plastic, trying to make it seem way harder than it is so they can get a higher wage
remembering twitter schizos complaining about a black woman flying a plane
did mousey the other day recount tales of him shagging tinder women or did i dream that
Mental how benders can say that women have lovely arses and tits right to their faces but when I do it I'm a perv and a creep. It's more of a compliment coming from a straight bloke isn't it?
>>202821327Honestly just a bit of common sense and you could work it out
>>202821361all the buttons are literally labelled
>>202821280good lad love the positivity
must be weird being a pilot and knowing that your entire livelihood is based off of something someone else invented
>>202821414Strange musing on your part
Thinking about him >>202798250 todayClock's ticking
>>202821414mad how they're just bus drivers but get treated like neurosurgeons
SHE DOESN'T CARE FOR MY DESPAIR!
>>202821454neurosurgeons themselves are just butchers
>>202821414fucking stupid cunt
>>202821327having played microsoft flight simulator i can confirm it just needs a bit of autism to work it out
>>202821327There aren't even that many buttons
>>202820936I love having an American missus, always in a good mood. Chicago is comfy as fuck too
yeh i need to get paid 200 thousand pounds a year because... uh... look at all these buttons....
>>202820936ever shag her up the arse?
mental how
>>202821502this is an a380 cockpit so most of it is now controlled directly through the computersolder planes have a lot more analogue inputsolder planes needed a technician on board to work everything
>>202821497Abduls "wife" xddddddddomds
>>202821497blue fucking board
anyone in leeds up for a cheeky nandos and then a bumming xx
>>202821545Programmer post
pilot watching youtube on his phone instead of flying the planecrashed into a cloud
>>202821545They don't get paid that much, why are you seething?
>>202821521Catbrit
if you support Israel, but don't support Russia - that's weirdalso, Israel and Russia have good relations
>>202821575>crashed into a cloud guffawed at this for some reason
>>202821497um
not gay myself personally but would like to feel danny d's hard willard just once to see what it's likeabsolute beast of a thing on him
>>202821037You can get from A to B on a flight sim on your computer without 200 buttons. Pretty obvious you don't need them all
>>202821586cute
>>202821556Fair enough but even if there were more buttons they're all labeled and seem straightforward. Like the Australian said, the actual flying isn't complicated. It'd be like looking at a car's radio and thinking it'd require extremely special brain function to turn it on and use the wheel and pedals to move around. Of course, doing it safely and well requires skill, but doesn't require memorizing a million random buttons.
>>202821604I support Russia and Palestine.
>>202821595lmaoDiego would've loved this
>>202821631
we must RETVRNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgKf1Cd_0rw
>not gay myself personally but would like to feel danny d's hard willard just once to see what it's like>absolute beast of a thing on him
>>202821586imagine how many poo particles you'd get in your tummy eating that
alex o'connorposh druggie tarq mongo
>>202821674you can tell a white incel directed this movie LOL
>>202821694Zoomers have no idea what this is
>Saturday afternoon>You've spent all morning watching SM:TV>Mum drives you into town for your mate's birthday>Slap up meal at Frankie & Bennys followed by Pirates of the Caribbean at the Odeon>Massive fuck off bag of pick n mix and a tango ice blast >Adverts roll: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwNAklBdW6o>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZubL4mZ5n0>Life is good
>>202821772ktim trying to justify my miserable virginity
>>202821631He did gay for pay when he first started out, had his stiff cock up a bloke's arse and said it wasn't actually gay because he didn't enjoy it
nothing worse than your poo schedule changing
>alex o'connor>posh druggie tarq mongo
>>202821773>>202821793>>202821794>>202821797>>202821806
>>202821736What about me? x
>>202821773:(
>>202821773I enjoyed my childhood a lot but my life is way better now
>>202821794he also got fucked up the arse so is the gay one in that enounter
no gay personally but if an attractive twink dressed up as a women and presented his smooth arse for me to shag who am I to say no
>>202821772it needs to be understood spirituallyevery time you have sex you are connecting with another person and this must be understood in a deeper sense than the literal fact of the matterif you connect yourself onto dozens of people your identity becomes more and more dissolute
>>202821859how about chicken? or cat?
>>202821868Imagine believing this retarded shit LMFAO
Anyone ever munched a girl's (female) bumhole? What's it like versus fanois
>>202821900chicken is a bit tasty but don't eat cat personally x
Everytime the flags disappear I realise how much I depend on them.I have preconceived notions you see.
>>202821868Cope
malaylad wants his bussy torn apart by B[British]C just like in the old days of Malaya
>Imagine believing this retarded shit LMFAO
won a fiver on the lotto and a lucky dip
miss luton in the premier league
>>202821943usually have the gfberg sit on my face with her arse directly in front of my nose for a good sniffing while I wank myself off to completion
Honestly mad how much Swedes hate RussiaMalding for 300 years
Imagine vooooooooting in elections still
>>202821968Incel
Can you imagine how amazing it would be to find all women beautiful?
>>202821977hmmm not sure I'd like to smell an arsehole as I imagine it just smells like arse no matter how pretty my gf is. She doesn't even like me eating her out
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>>202822025sounds like a frigid cunt I'd cut her loose lad she isnt good enough for you
>>202822020I've had sex on three separate occasions and it was only through these experiences I was able to come to this knowledge
usually have the gfberg sit on my face with her arse directly in front of my nose for a good sniffing while I wank myself off to completion
>>202822015Good to see the *OOOMER meme has finally jumped the shark
>>202822001Russia behind denmark
>>202822031ummm no way I'm getting the weekly shop in the back of this x
/brit/ has rendered me retarded
Honestly lads, I believe in Russia on a metaphysical level.The triune Rus. The Russkiy Mir. The Third Rome.
I once believed a myth that swedes answered the phone by lightly breathing
>>202822031nice car
>>202822097/brit/arded as it were
>>202822051Sure you have buddy
>usually have the gfberg sit on my face with her arse directly in front of my nose for a good sniffing while I wank myself off to completion
usually sit on the bfberg's face with my pooey arse directly in front of his nose for a good sniffing while he wanks myself off to completion
>>202822094Of course not the engine is in the back
lifted something too heavy and fucked up my cocksix
>>202822048Nah she's good as gold just needs some convincing. Didn't like giving blowies when we first met, now she begs me to cum down her throat. She's said she'll do it "when she's ready" as well as anal so we'll see
still having to do it yourself when there's a woman literally right on op of you might be the biggest cuckold move of all time
>>202822107If you ask us a question you'll get a sharp intake of breath as a yesschwup we like to call it.
someone jay that fool
>>202822166women are terrible at handjobs
>>202822164How did you manage that?My gf doesn't suck my cock anymore and was never enthusiastic about it
Imagine being such a sad insecure closeted freak you feel like riding a bike is an attack on your "manhood"That's your average /shit/ regular
>>202822214fucking hell mate do you expect me to read all of that?
>>202822214not reading this schizo doodle
>>202822170Oh it's true haha*Schwup*https://youtu.be/URgdIAz4QNg
that's my favourite car
>>202822201I don't really remember I think I either kept asking her or I kept telling her it wasn't a big deal which made her feel guilty
>>202822256looks well old
Anal sex is repulsiveI draw the line at pissing on women
>>202821868incel science is crazy
>>202822256you gay or what?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape
Wish I enjoyed having my cock suckedVarious people have done it across a range of circumstances, but it never feels that great
Tired of cleaning up after myself after ever time I wank so I'm just not gonna wank anymore.
>>202822256Beauty
>>202822194I bet gay guys are really good at giving handies
>>202822256You will never drive it.
>>202822259Hmm I don't think she responds well to that I'll figure it out but thanks anyway
Love English folk music so I dohttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/00FrHeuZFTTMQE5vGxYC8E
>spotifypoof
>>202822315There is no cleanup Any sane man just comes straight into a tissueSome even do it straight into the toilet, or shower
>>202822335Genuinely reddit has some decent advice on things like this, though most of them will say that if that's a hard line for her then you shouldn't push it.You could also try one of those websites where you both put in things you want to try and if there's a match it tells you, then you can choose to show any 'priorities' you have
im such a boring cowardly worm
>>202822359corr imagine both of them going at it
I might study in the UK... Do I need to learn a Modern RP accent or is this (picrel) a meme?This is how I sound like btw: https://voca.ro/1jF32Vo1BPmC
>>202822374yeah we know
>>202822378>I might study in the UKnah mate fuck off we're full
>>202822364>Some even do it straight into the toiletHow in the fuck do you do that
>>202822389you dont know a damn thing
>>202822194ye but having a woman touching it should be enough unless you're a ed boomer
>>202822410must need one of those weird downward boners
its a cruel joke that god played by making men the best at blowjobs and handjobs but made women the most attractive
>>202822378Jesus Christ mate how many times do I have to tell you, your accent is good, you don't need to speak RP. If you start speaking RP anywhere in the UK and you aren't a literal billionaire from the landed gentry you'll sound like an utter freak
>>202822403nothing's full baby
>>202822415maybe for a runt whos never been touched before
>>202822437We've got too many browns here and we don't need any more it's as simple as that.
>>202821595
>>202822457t. roastie male
corrrr
Bruce setting up for a toilet wank
>>202822436tbf hes not really talking about 'RP' but just generic southern
>>202822373Not a hard line she's rather kinky and we used to do lots of stuff but now we are getting older and sex just isn't as hot and passionate as before. >listNot a bad idea
internet is giving me a warped perception of reality that isn't healthy
>>202822472this is elton baitjust tiresome now
>>202822429Every problem has a solution.
>>202822472Looks like Kier Starmer's farted on it
>>202822463lol ok
>>202822507scre
>>202822131
>>202822542obese. arrest the owner for cruelty
nappynonce melty shouldn't have mentioned sex or girlfriends he'll be at it all day
Send 'em backNot racist just don't like 'emsimple as
>>202822544shes literally a nonce
>>202821868Spirits don't exist, incel
>>202822506They seem a bit annoying but she is fit
>>202822490Definitely go for it, there's a few out there, we used Mojoupgrade but there's also one called Carnal Calibration and Spicer
>>202822592who cares lol
>>202822606Cheers
>>202822592it's caled shotacoon or sumfin tone
>>202822564he's just carrying his winter coat
alri x
>>202822755>>202822755>>202822755EARLY NEW LADS
creative writing task: describe the gayest thing you can do sexually with a woman
>>202822772getting pegged
>>202822772Have her watch you get fucked by a man
What brit tv show should I watch apart from Mr. Bean
>>202822290
