Murmur edition
brownbros...
never scranned a fray bentos pie before tbhwyl
Yeah baby I hear the BLUES are CALLing, tossed SALAD and SCRAMbled EGGS
got catberg on remand after he murdered a shrew and a blackbird yesterday reckon sir woke barmer will release a couple of murderous stabbists to make room for him in the nick
Why are you retards incapable of waiting until the bump limitAre you that desperate to make the new thread? Most people forget the OP after two minutes
simply cannot be bothered with wank toil today
>>202822755good edish
>>202822857>>202822887sent that cunt flying
>>202822894
it looms...
>>202822755their best
>>202822916work from home mon-wed not that bothered mate x
>>202822916shut up shut up SHUT UP
Clusters® with chocolate bits.Try them today.
My relaxing Monday all snuggled up in my cosy bed looms
Can Starmer fix brit
>>202822980neet or holiday?
sometimes wish that I had been born enough of a mongoloid to claim adult disability and live a runtfull life in my parents house but alas I was born able to preform basic tasks as so I must toil away
>>202822755Excellent album.
What would you do?https://is2.4chan.org/pol/1727615931934889.webm
It's late September and I really should be back at schoooool
>>202823014mmhmm
>>202823014is this fella begpacking in the congo of all places, bizarre
>>202822984blast from the past that for me it's these
>>202823029what country is this
>>202822929>>202823027It's ok
what sort of cheeky things have you lot done recently?
Ubuntu, ubuntu they drink it in the cuntu
Imagine how many forces this shit puts on our brainsGET ME OFF THIS FUCKING ROCK
>>202823051Think those were the americans that tried to stage a coup with their dad
>>202823029not click the pol link
>>202823051no, bunch of yank glowies got btfo trying to help start a coup
>>202823068Yours
>>202823082
>>202823088What even is that?
Might just give up
>>202823082Keep living my cretinous little life without consuming much, nor paying for insurance or getting a mortgage, to the chagrin of all malicious hebraic forces that rule this world.
>>202823116don't think sacked tranny made that post lad
>>202823116How many files are in your tranny folder?
>>202823166yeah?
>>202823088If anything it relieves the force of gravity
Had to stop wearing my flat cap and coat because I kept hearing retards calling me peaky blinderNever watched that show in my life and don't intend toMy head is fucking freezing though without a cap or hair
Love a bit of English folk so I do de ladshttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/00FrHeuZFTTMQE5vGxYC8E
Lmao janny got him
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>202823166I'd kick you in the vagoo, if you had one (ywnbaw)
>Israel: Kills tens of thousands of Arabs>Arabs response: how did these niggas conquer so much of the planet again?
>>202823195just wear the cap
Just not on is it.
I think I'm sexually attracted to the Jewish woman from the hit 90s sitcom The Nanny
>>202823207https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocw6rXrV91w
>>202823195wear a deerstalker
>>202823240fran drescher was a fine specimen
God I love being a WFHchad. No commute for me tomorrow, no boring grey office, no inane small talk with boring cunts.I’ll wake up at 8:50, log on my laptop, get a shower, take my time preparing a nutritious breakfast and eat it in front of the TV or whilst enjoying a book or a podcast. Then I’ll take my laptop up to my dedicated home office and start to complete my tasks for the day. I put on my noise cancelling headphones and work on my three large monitors. Generally I am done by around lunch time so I finish then. I have my work phone on until 5 in case an email or call comes in, but it’s very rare that I have to go back to my home office. The rest of the day is mine to work on my hobbies, spend time with my girlfriend, go shopping, work out, whatever I feel like.
>>202823195>caring what wogbrained zoomer chavs think
>>202823256>wasstill is
protogf blocked me everywhere, hours after asking me to shove my cock down her throat, grim. back to depressiontoil
>>202823231They filled power vacuums and got BTFO every time since
>>202823261So you have a fake bullshit job lol
>>202823261Blog on
Currently eating Buldak Noodles while listening to Casiopeahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GEI3PpXEAo
>Had to stop wearing my flat cap and coat because I kept hearing retards calling me peaky blinder>Never watched that show in my life and don't intend to>My head is fucking freezing though without a cap or hair
>>202823195alri thomas smellby
>>202823261No you don't you are an unemployed incel obese autistic loser who posts here all day every day inventing these bizarre lies because you have nothing else in life besides this thread
>>202823225*strings you up in the Piazzale Loreto*
>>202823328project on
>thomas smellby
>>202823315which buldak?partial to a cheeky carbo myself
>>202823295I certainly don’t get paid fake money for it :)>>202823299I will!>>202823328Seethe on, NEETroach
>>202823029oh my days
>>202823328he mindraped you
>>202823328Done. Him.
Anyone who "works" from home has a fake job, is an antisocial scrote, and should be dragged kicking and screaming to work and made to rim arseholes.
>>202823356Got the original right now, stir fried up some peppers, red onion, cabbage, and carrot to go with it. Fookin lushCarbo is probs the best though, you're a lad of taste
>>202823380t. scion of a commercial real estate empire
>>202823235>>202823252>>202823269>>202823324>>202823321You're replying to a schizo (presumably Heathermong) who has been spamming that post for the last three threadsI made that post originally but the last line is something he decided to add himself
>>202823380LOL I love how my mere existence makes you seethe so hard!
>>202823207Reminder that this scene has never, and will never happen in England or anywhere in the UK. The UK has always been a grey miserable rock of violent crime, council estates and misery
>>202823195Thought you said cat flap
>>202823431shut up heathermong
I work from home but do lots of actual work and often am on my machine putting in extra hours. That's not including the travelling I have to do for my job, too.
>>202823380sttle down fella, its just 2 hours in traffic, you'll survive aha x
>>202823456On the dildo machine is it?
>>202823439
>>202823429Nah, just a normal worker who has to go to work and so opposes lazy scrotes who work in their cum stained boxers
>>202823328Sent that runt back to the dole
>>202823475Of course
>>202823328dunelm
>>202823476
>>202823456>my machine
Lot of filtered posts this thread. Is spaino back?
lmfao he is seeeething>>202823424
>>202823439>t. irish diaspora
>>202823527Heathermong melty in progress lol
*nasally virgin voice*my machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29UMACdfyZw;_;7
I don't hide stubs
Been depressed all week since dogberg diedDon't even have any motivation to get out of bed
>>202823261I thought you were a trades chad, shagging your client's wives, how'd you change professions so fast?
>>202823526heathermong meltie
>Two teenagers fighting for life after car mounted a city centre kerb and ploughed into them
Whats wrong with calling it a machine that's what it is
>>202823550vanilla ice > macklemore
cooked the dauphinoise potatoes last night. had them with sausages from the butchers and kaleit was incredible. i had forgotten how much nicer butcher's meat is. gfberg was rather impressed
>>202823565>Don't even have any motivation to get out of bedktim since 13
>>202823569Don’t know who made you seethe in another thread but it wasn’t me mate
>>202823585yank
@202823580a laptop isn't a "machine" lol
>>202823581i was in slovakia earlier this month and it was lovely. i strongly suspect you rarely leave your smelly bedroom and spend all your time online.
>the central heating
>>202823581those baltic states do be quite runtish though
>Middle East crisis live: Hezbollah confirms death of seventh senior leader in Israeli airstrike
>>202823581what blew up?
>>202823615Yes it is besides I use a compute cluster for my work too
>>202823638this is genocide
>rarely leave your smelly bedroom and spend all your time online.KTIM
DTFIC firing up his machine for another 20 hour shift of hallucinating about Spainnonce, Diego and 190
>>202823638Does that upset you?
eastbound and downkeep that truck on truckin
leftypol crying about dead terrorists
cheeky stocking filler
>>202823656Your mum's arsehole after I smashed it
Didn't think calling a computer a machine would send him into a meltdown but here we are.
Israel is out there committing genocide and we're all sitting here doing nothing
>>202823728what started the culture war?
we love jews now
>>202823728Might genuinely buy this, love are Ash. She’s a good writer as well, not your typical leftypol BS artist. She actually seems sound and sensible.
>>202823728bin filler
>>202823728ash sarkar stockings
A glass of red wine is poured for a gentleman having a picnic in the car park before an England rugby match at Twickenham Stadium. (2001)
>>202823728Looks dreadful
>>202823581Poland/lithuania was one of the biggest powers in Europe at one point. You don’t know what you’re talking about
>The Croat shows up.Well, that's me lads. In a bit.
yeastbound and down
>>2028236871920s niggas came buckets at this
>>202823750>killing terrorists is "genocide" now
>>202823750>and we're all sitting here doing nothingdon't say that, we help them lots by selling them weapons
any of you lads boycotting any businesses then?
>>202823777based on what? the title?
>>202823776This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, THIS ENGLAND
>>202823813And the subtitle and the author and now the TOC yes looks like drivel for retards
>>202823813*skips the introduction*
>NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST KILL A MASS MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bloody cold innit?
>>202823750
Logging into my computer cluster
>>202823728>>202823768
>>202823813what kind of moron puts the acknowledgements at the end of the bookhas she ever read a book in her entire life?
>>202823849yh...
>>202823638Mad how israel has cut through hezbollah like a hot knife through butter after struggling with hamas so hardWhat's the difference here? Is it just allah favouring sunnis or what
>>202823867studentsshes student tier
>>202823622k lol
>>202823867obviously publisher discretion you moron
seasideMARK Is celibrating I'm gettting a 1 year driving licence its lush, im buzzing get in there..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYoNkUF99JM
>>202823849it not right that sir keir cut marks heating payment
>>202823884Hezbollah is infiltrated, Hamas is not. This is why Hamas didn't tell them about Oct 7
still thinking about that hijab picture someone posted earlier that looked like a women but had a willard
>>202823867It’s very common. You’re probably thinking of deductions which do go at the front of a book. Have you seriously never read a non-fiction book with acknowledgements at the end?
mad how archivelad will target specific posts that are actually funny but doesn't target the poo or Braldey posters
>>202823902*moroun
>>202823898thats the Roma
mfw someone is antiscouse near me
>>202823902Yeah? That's why almost every other book ever published has them at the beginning where they belong? Have you ever read a book before?
>>202823763Yeah the Novara Media people are a lot more respectable than 99% of the rest of the British left.Aaron Bastani is great too.
>>202823884asked the same thing to the war autists in the /pol/ general and they said it's because the gaza strip is so isolated and homogeneous that it's far more difficult for intelligent leaks to sneak throughplus hamas have been extremely quiet over the past 10 years so they got a bit complacent in thinking Oct 7th couldn't have happened, even though there were warning signs the month before. Lebanon is a multiculti clusterfuck so it's a lot more easier for leaks to sneak through.
>>202823924You seething that we can all see how many times you’ve spammed you’re unfunny drivel here? Making you self conscious is it?
>>202823924>mad how archivelad will target specific posts that are actually funnyDo you think Belgiumnonce is "funny"?
>>202823791>>202823846big coke snorting fashy energy
>>202823867lol, so typical of a white man. You only understand books that conscribe to the hetronormative white-male gaze paradigm, and are Ash has cleverly turned it on its head, which has caused pink-faced gammons like yourself to seethe. Heh... walked right in to her trap
>>202823921Literally never seen "deductions" in a book before and never seen the acknowledgments at the end
whats the most sexually perverted nation in the world in your opinion lads?
>>202823942>doubling down on the retardation
>romans withdraw 410 AD>normans invade 1066 ADthats leaves 656 years of pure, unbridled anglo saxon rule
>>202823990Japan
I'm walking in Heaton Park in Prestwich in Salford. It's one of the most beautiful parks in the country, I've been coming here since I was a kid. It really is a beautiful place and it's covered in shit, by people who have picnics and leave their coke bottles and their wrappers. Their shit, everywhere. Used nappies, they just foul it up. And I'll tell you what, I hope nature takes its revenge on you. Every single one of you that leaves shit on the floor and in parks, and what you've done to Heaton Park is disgusting, and I hope the planet turns round and shits on you.
>>202823977big commiemong energy
>>202823990Japs and it's not close
>>202823932So Slovakia
average millennial thinks the rising support of the far right is because of tiktok
>>202823942Consider, if you will, a book
>big coke snorting fashy energy
>>202823910Flinging this over to the top brass at the DWP to get him sanctioned
>>202823990Indonesia
>>202823990Japan or France
>>202823990pretty sure it was japan that had some fella who died because he hid under a womans toilet so he could be shat and pissed on
My indoor clothes are rather smelly but its only me that has to smell it so fuck it. cba washing and drying them and all that
acknowledgement machine
>>202823027Shit you were right
>>202824022Big, big Esoteric Bronze Age Zionist vibes reverberating
>>202824026they do that wherever they are.
>>202824041That sounds like something a German would do.
>>202824033Hello Brick
My mindraping machine is working overtime this afternoon lol
>>202824072Slovaks? Agreed
>>202824088Consider, if you will, another book
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troughmanaussies like a bit of this too
>>202824041Yeah I watched a video about that. He got trapped in a narrow shit pipe
>>202823947You mean the Novara Media that last week had to issue a grovelling apology to Gary and Jack Lubner for accusing them of being pro-aparteid and working in close ties with the Israeli government, causing a wave of anti-semitic abuse being hurled at them despite their illustrious careers doing the exact opposite of what they were accused of, including raising money for charities that provide relief to Palestinians?That the same one yeah? The one you're on about?
>>202824106Bodied that badly read freak LMFAO
>>202824140...yh
>>202824140I didn't say they were faultless, did I?
bates motel any good?
>>202824104i accept your concession
If a book had acknowledgments at the end it's not worth reading
>>202824169Didn't ask
>>202824140no, different one
>>202824185I accept your concession
>>202824192Mormoids are so fucking cringe its unreal
>>202824192Bird on the far left is peng a leng
>>202824196You posted two pop science rags from the same author
>>202823779They got carved up by Prussia, Austria and Russian chads.
>>202824192>american tradwife>but she's a weirdohmmm
grandma is looking for a good jigsaw puzzle do you guys have any recommendations
eating poo
>>202824199Thought that was a pic of 9/11 from the thumbnail
sir rear acknowledger
>>202824249let yo bih go tru yo fon
Sir Foot Warmer
>>202824241That's literally tradwivesChristians are insane in general but ESPECIALLY female christians are batshit fucking crazyPlus you have to cope with the fact that she'll never love you as much as she loves her husbando Jeebus.
got titty DOMS
lasagne out of the air fryeri'll leave it to cool for a minute as it's currently hotter than the sun then i'll out some veg on and serve
>>202824249is she of good mind and body?
reckon i'll have a wankgot nowt else to do while i'm waiting for breadberg to finish baketoil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBugXg8L92E
>>202824290and marlon the weedman
>>202824183Not really
>>202824249if you're okay spending the money you can get custom jigsaws of like photos or landscapes that have a personal connection to her
would have a wank but have finally run out of things that interest meruined myself with all night goon sessions and now nothing does it for me anymore
>>202824310THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN AIR FRYERfrying is specifically cooking using oil as a substratecooking with air as a substrate is not frying, the so-called "air fryer" is simply a miniature convection oven
>>202824106What book even is this?
>>202824312>is she of good mind and body?not really she has diabetes and all her toes have been cut off
>>202824345there's both oil and butter in my lasagne so what now
eating poo as well
Despite being only 1% of the population, there have been eight Christian Prime Ministers of Japan (three Catholics and five Protestants).
really shocked lana del rey got married because for a long time she would send me coded love messages through her music, kinda thought we were an item already haha
Lot of rumours going round lately that Keir Starmer had an affair and its being covered up by the papers.
*floods the room*
>>202824366that is helgoland by carlo rovelli
mallardlad's gay porn whip
sir affair haver
What's your favourite pringles flavour then lads?
>>202824396sorry to hear that lad. might be worth having a word with her about her behaviour. maybe follow her a bit to see what she's up to you know?
>>202824332>>202824312>>202824279it's up >>>/toy/11176169
>>202824452sour cream and onion
>>202824420Gigacringe
>>202824367Cobble Hill - Donut Time - 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
is keir a top or bottom?
>>202824452love some paprika flavour me
>>202824452BBQ for me corr
>>202824477you willing to accept you were basically just wrong or what?
>>202824452pizza or original
>>202824516>pizza flavour pringlesthe fuck
>>202824452salt and vinegar
>>202824496>posting facebook tier shit on /brit/
>>202824336you have to wean yourself off that filth
are leafs as fat as yanks? never hear about hambeast/landwhale leafs but surely they have a similar problem to the states
List of Aryan, Waffen-SSpilled, Panzerdivisionpilled, Faustian, Nietzschean, Anti-Judeobolshevik things you can do today to fight communism>get an immigrant on a bike to deliver you pizza>supporting banning trade unions>buy a Range Rover>go to the young tory conference>put porn on your TV like Patrick Bateman>snort coke>tell the working class they should eat bugs to save the environment>donate to EU institutions to prebunk Eurasianist NeoBolshevism>become a landlord (fuck the povvo cattle slop!)
>>202824527you don't have them?
can't stand tom kerridge
>Americans:>"why am I so fat? I don't understand it">Also Americans:>"pizza flavoured crisps? yes please!"
>>202824565>>supporting banning trade unionsyeah let's just ban the only leverage the white working class has, that's very SS-pilled
>>202824531big catberg, CATBERG if you will
>>202824564they have better food standards
>>202824564we're big boned, not obese
Why do rightoids still support capitalism even though corporations are responsible for mass immigration and the "wokeness" they hate so much?
>>202824564chinks are pretty lean
>>202824512No because the majority of the books that I looked at on my shelf had acknowledgements at the beginning and the ones that didn't were of notably poorer quality
>>202824609yeah big'ns they are tiggers, saw some pictures of their balls they werent that crazy
>>202824643give it a rest commiemong.
MUFC XI: Onana; Mazraoui, De Ligt, Martinez, Dalot; Ugarte, Mainoo, Fernandes; Garnacho Rashford, ZirkzeeTHFC XI: Vicario; Pedro Porro, Romero, Van de Ven, Udogie; Kulusevski, Bentancur, Maddison; Johnson, Solanke, Werner.
>>202824643cause the left is full of people who also support immigration and wokeness.
>>202824643moronbrainitis
>>202824290Mormons aren't Christian
Explain to me why i should care about immigrants rather than class
>>202824651>books dont have acknowledgements at the end that's ridiculous!>ok they do but uhhh...they suck! they dont count!throwing the goalpoasts in a moving truck and sending them halfway across the country
the scrandemic
>>202824666But then why doesn't the right just become anti-capitalist?Why can't you have an anti-immigration, anti-"woke", anti-capitalist movement?I just find it weird that every political party or organisation that stands against immigration and social justice stuff also has to push le free market meme.
>>202824752Hop off his cock and go reread my posts again
stop cock and roll
>>202824773Fascism / national socialist parties are illegal
>>202824643mass immigration isn't possible without the cooperation of the state
>>202824732you're in support of expanding a new underclass?
>>202824732because immigrants are imported by the bourgeoisie in order to devalue the labour of natives, as immigrants are willing to work the same job for less money. >>202824773>Why can't you have an anti-immigration, anti-"woke", anti-capitalist movement?Because you're not allowed to have a genuinely anti-neoliberal movement in the modern world.
honestly. I am a bit curious what getting fucked would feel like. Don't tell my grandma though
>>202824834probably just like a really painful massage up your bum
>>202824140Can't even begin to give a shit about this
>>202824861>>202824861>>202824861
>>202824769roast AND mash potatoes? bit indulgent
grandma has been pushing me to get a job lately despite me only being 27 years old I feel like its a bit early for a full time commitment like a job
>Bruno Fernandes has had the most shots without scoring in the Premier League this season
Alright incels talk to you later I'm off for the rest of the day x
>>202824769absolute lush
