Keeley Hawes in Ashes to Ashes edition
every time i interact with my grandma I feel like I'm disassociating nothing feels real basically a stranger yet she has such a strong connection to me and gives me money
keeley hawes in line of duty
Communism is utterly perfect. Don't be sheep to evil capitalists and corporations.
>>202824908>Communism is utterly perfectWhen are you moving to North Korea then lad?
>>202824908*fails in every country its tried in*
you're a mong, you're a commie mong, commiemong
planning on moving to NYC soon. I don't have a job or any money I literally just bought a plane ticket and packed a bag that's it. Don't even have a room yet. I think I'm going to get a personal loan to cover the cost of rent for two months so I can find a job and get situated haven't told my grandma about this yet
Literally everything wrong in the world today is caused by massive global corporations deliberately ruining things in the pursuit of an insane "infinite profit" motive.
I hate big companies and all that, but what's wrong with farmers and florists and the like?
Gm lads. It looms
get the poo eaten
>>202824948*drops my monocle*How dare you sar*takes off my gloves and slaps you with it before throwing it to the ground*I challenge you to a duel for this insult
when you're eating crisps do you just scran them straight down or do you lick them first?
>>202824957
>>202824939Vietnam, North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, China.
eating poo
>>202824939*farts in every pair of trousers I try on*
>>202824988um
>>202824959Change the word profit to wogs and this is true
>>202824957you know that life doesnt work like a hollywood movie right
>>202824957Good luck man i hope that you find what youre looking for. Best bet is to find some hipster roommates in Brooklyn probably.
oh it's going to be a commiemong thread this one is it? I'll see you lads in a few hours.
>>202825002crush the bag up and snort them into my gullet
>>202824959god what a retarded opinion large companies are perhaps the ONLY moral organizations on the planetcompanies like Apple and Lululemon do SO much to make sure they aren't harming the environment, they are doing right by their employees, and that they are making products their customers likecan the government say the same? can small businesses?small businesses are mostly evil conniving fucks that deserve to be executed while large companies are ran by moral, intelligent and kind people
>>202824957the big apple
doin a watch
>>202825003Same energy as those big "I make libtards cry by eating steak 5 times a day" shirts yanks like to wear
>>202824861
>>202825022good man
>>202825083fuck up zoomer clown
cracking good deal this lads
>>202825079Don't know who this isDon't know who she isDon't know who the picture is of
>>202824988she shags a black man in that show too you know
>>202825118ask your dad who Jim Davidson is
stopped watching spooks when that lad had chip fryer fat poured all over his headscary
>>202825122Now I will watch your show.
>>202825114kier's britain put an end to this
>>202825092Daisy Ridley doesn't look good here
sometimes feel bad for Indians its mental how fast whatever little good will their online image ever had collapsed
>>202825092This programme was a bit wrong in hindsightImagine if it were about an older male politician sexually harassing a female bodyguard, rubbing his cock near her and shitSimply wouldn't be allowed on telly
>>202825042The "wogs" are being imported in pursuit of infinite profits.Corporations and the governments who are in their pocket believe they can make economies grow forever by just endlessly importing people from all around the world to "contribute".All the social justice nonsense is just post-hoc rationalisation.
>>202825154right you're going in the filter now you annoying cunt
feel tired all the time despite sleeping 8+ hours a nightis it because i exercise a lot? fucking annoying
>>202825109FOY
any /comfy/ man in?
>>202825178kino
>>202825162re-read that post and ask yourself if it makes sense.
Iceland is pretty good for deals even has some decent priced brand stuff but would never in my life set foot in there and do my shopping some things are just a matter of principle
>>202825062You really enjoy the taste of boot, don't you?
sweaty girls
need a smelly gf
3 litre bottle of tizer for a quid
>>202825199>no sheet on mattress>crumbs all over bed>room is unseasonably warm>stuffy smell in room>face feels all greasy>need to pee but parents have company over so can't risk leaving room>curtains opened just enough for sunlight to pierce my eyes>situation at work out with my control driving my anxiety through the roof>gained weight so all my clothes don't fit me and cut into me>TV volume is uncomfortably loud and can't find the remote to fix itI am NOT comfy lads.
>>202825150Why are you a cuckold?
>>202825219>>202825225Mr smelly discord raid
Beauty Standards in Elder Scrollshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHQDtapIaaI
>>202825219>>202825225the singularity of man
zoomers and millennials are both one and the same, so why do they hate zoomers so much? What did we do to them? We're a product of their creation, they created everything we grew up with and everything that influenced us.
>>202825199
>need to pee but parents have company over so can't risk leaving roomjust runt things x
>>202825238>parents have company over so can't risk leaving roomG R I M
listening to cardi b
>>202825250lts very cringe to try and feud with people for having the audacity to be born a few years after you.
>>202825238you need a shower and some bollocks mate
Clapham used to be nicehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4d0mxr1w3o
got the smart air fryer going
>>202825265piss out of your window
r/showerthoughtsan air fryer is just a smart oven
>>202825265if anyone sees you just screech at them
i worship at the church of poo
Pope says Israeli airstrikes are 'beyond morality'The Pope has spoken out against Israel's strikes on Lebanon, saying they go "beyond morality". On a flight from Belgium back to Rome, the pontiff said countries cannot go "over the top" in using their military forces. "Even in war there is a morality to safeguard," he said. "War is immoral. But the rules of war give it some morality."
still absolutely screaming at that lad who bought a fake willy to shag his Mrs
pasta for tea
this ain't your typical kind of oven
>>202825350you mean a dildo?
>>202825350What's wrong with that?If you ever have sex, you'll know that it's normal to not be able to get it up, or not be big enough to stretch her or to finish too quickly. A fake willy helps in all those situations
quite amazing how normies show their iq with some stupid af tattoos haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-O-oPj7-h4get down to sandford lane lads get in yes sunday drinks all the way
>>202825413Abhorrent and degenerate post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3fLn4FYWH0
>Do you preheat your oven? | Page 94
>>202825323if there's one opinion Israelis care about....
the pope! How many divisions does he have?
>>202825323bomber harris was immoral?
do ye like dags
>>202814648Why aren't western incels this powerful?>Jap incels had a melty so huge over their favourite weatherwoman having a boyfriend that they crashed the weather companies stock valuemateee
>>202825436For wanting to satisfy my partner and see her happy?
>>202825445he's got entire central, south america in his handsoviet russia is a joke when compared to it
>>202825487Extremely fucking cringe. God I hate inceloids so fucking much its unreal.>NNNNOOOOOOOOOO LE WOMAN DID LE THING THAT I DONT LIKE!!! NOW IM GONNA START KILLING PEOPLE AND THROWING A TANTRUM!!!
fs forgot to get peas and the shops shut in 9 minutes
buzz buzz
you can't poo concrete
The state of outer-/int/ when you filter all of the 3rd worlders out>>202825527selling your stocks isn't the same as killing people is it
you lads ever wonder what it's like to drive a tractor?
>>202825547yes you bloody can
>>202825496You're getting dangerously close to cuckoldry with this bullshit.
>>202825571bet its dead comfy
>>202825563very much enjoying the bun posts
>>202825570this is what my /brit/ looks like sometimes these days lol
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22you%20can%20grow%20concrete%22/
>>202825238you ok mate?https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/TV%20volume%20is%20uncomfortably%20loud%20/country/gb/
would you?
>>202825563finally a good fucking post
>>202825571how old were you when you had your first wank?
SMELL THAT SHIT
>>202825607I don't even have that many countries filtered
>>202825610No more blonde women.
>>202825620only if she was a short lass
>>202825651what's wrong with indian posters?
>>202825563
>>202825651throw in stubs, signatures and MD5s and theres often just huge hidden strings on mine
>>202825571can't really be that interesting of an experience can it
>>202825570you don't actually do this
>>202825046>>202825048>>202825066>you know that life doesnt work like a hollywood movie rightsometimes it does I guess because I'm doing it I'm thinking of getting a job as a bartender or something when I first arrive do you guys know how long it will take to get a job?
Welcome to the filter!
pure barclays
still in awe at how delicious the dauphinoise potatoes i made were
>>202825665you need to go back to india mate
you could say I have an a la carte personality
someone linked one of these threads up on mumsnet once and mum started giving me the third degree asking about this place and blocked it on the internet for several months
>>202825803Alright ds
Mental how uncool Indians are. They have zero swagger, zero personality, zero vibes. Nobody finds their culture interesting anymore. There's nobody going crazy over Indian musicians or Indian art. How is it possible for an entire country to be so cringey?
>>202825830how do you know who i am?
>>202825831i see indian tiktoks on 4chan all the time
Why do filter wankers love posting about the content they have filtered in the first place?Just go to Reddit at this point lol
>>202825831maybe on the internetbut in my city (surrey) indians are cold blooded drug dealing gangbangers
>>202825831they lost their sex appeal
>>202825831posho tarqs are obsessed with india
>>202825860Lmao that's hilarious. British Indians aren't like that at all. They're all scrawny, nerdy little fellas over here.
>>202825860sirjeet
>>202825857You don't have to see shit posts, we're simply reminding you that there's an alternative to seeing shit posts.
Went past my old comprehensive school on the bus the other week and saw half the kids there were blackInsane, there were only two black kids when I went
>>202825860Grim, our Indians are mostly quiet and hard working
when you use filters this place turns from the sun into the financial times
>>202825910My school was pretty much 99% white. Only non-white was the physics teacher Mr Battachara who arrived when I was in year 10, and everyone called him Mr Battery Charger
>>202825952mr battychod
>>202825860no fucking way this is true kek
>Mr Battery Charger
fantasise at times that one day i will get a letter telling me i've been awarded a nobel laureate for my posts on this general
its actually over for England...we had a good run just wish l was born early enough to see it
>>202825886how do I filter british shitposts
had heamorroids since i was like 14. how are you even meant to cure them?
>>202825879the gangbangers are all sikhs im pretty sure
>>202826018pluck them from their branch like you would a grape
>>202826018you can't, get some anusol on it
sigma sigma on the wall who's the skibbidiest of them all
>>202826018dunno, never had them
how often do you feel intense debilitating gender dysphoria
>>202826046truly sickening imagery>>202826061so they just stay forever?
>>202825952>>202825910My school was already maybe about 40% non-white when I was there in the 2000s. Possibly even as high as 50%. A lot of my teachers were Indian, black or Muslim too.
can any of you guys provide a reference for me when I get to nyc and apply to jobs sorry I have nobody else to ask basically
the fit
>>202826077Goes away after I nut haha x
ITS ALL ABOUT THE HE SAYS SHE SAYS BULLLSHIT
>>202825910Had the same realisation earlier in the year. It's not half black, but it's a good 10-20% non-white and there was literally 0 non-whites the entire time I was there. I only left in 2012 fs.
>>202826096a multi cultural education. the new british man
>>202826018stop being a disgusting fat bastard
sikhs are bro tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZZNhrPKlrU
>>202826235I'm underweight and have been my whole life
>>202826207very cute
feel like SHIT
>>202826264stop being a little poof runt then
>>202826198https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MGnNfOy_To
still in bed lol
thinking about going to the gym and becoming a little bit stronger
yt ppl love they desktop computers
>>202826324Wake the fuck up nigga
ate a subway earlier and within 90 minutes have been shitting my ringer out since
>>202826336I love my linux laptop
why is the UK like this?
putting together a list of faustian qualities I have and would like to have
>>202826362ktim
my life changes nowhenceforth I will achieve my goals and anything I set my mind togoodbye /brit/
Joker 2 next week
>>202826372we love treating symptoms and not the cause of problems
>>202826379gimme 3 of them
>>202826405what's the problem here exactly? throwing eggs and flour on people in the street?
>>202826404don't watch musicals me
>>202826372United Pozdom :/
>>202826451yeh. ethnic children mostly. not allowed to question it though because thats racist. better to just ban the sale of eggs to all children so to avoid any uncomfortable questions
whats the maddest thing you've done when steaming?
>>202826501>yeh. ethnic children mostly.you need to get a grip pal
looking like fucking poundland dracula today
>>202826501sorry but what uncomfortable questions would stop it?
>>202826532once put my broc in before my colli what was i thinking lmao
anyone seen mousey today? need some advice
>>202826545the first step in solving a problem is acknowledging it
>>202826560+1
>>202826532paid for onlyfans
was going to have a wank but now im in bed i cant be arsed
>>202826601ask the cat to wank you off
>>202826405>>202826472>>202826501directionally I agree with anti-social behavior laws, there should be an attempt made policy-wise to increase pro-social behavior but I feel like the UK goes about it the wrong way the main thrust of this effort should be to encourage pro-social behavior rather than punish anti-social behavior, especially not in a way that affects EVERYONE in the UK like this. Here's one idea I have: public lunches that match random people in society once a week. It should be a requirement for new immigrants, and optional (sign up) for UK citizens. It would be fun meeting people from different walks of life and could help new immigrants learn about life in the UK from natives thoughts on this??
>>202826575and the 2nd step?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg2y7wyx56oBoy, 8, dies after being shot in the head at farm
>>202826593And not just paying for OnlyFans, but specifically paying for videos of a generic blonde bimbo with an overly fat arse. You really are a fucking imbecile aren't you?
>>202826617i dont have a cat
Look, I'm cooking two jacket potatoes ok. But before you have a go at me, I'm making sure the cheese is melted and the skin will be nice and brown and crispy. I'll also sprinkle a small amount of chives along with a tasteful amount of baked beans and yknow what? I might even chuck on some pulled pork. How's that?
>>202826593you can get her shit for free off simpcity
>>202826593jungle honey delivered straight to her arse from a hardwood bbc needed here
>>202826631minimizing it
anyone who owns a cat is a faggot
>>202826639well then i don't know what to suggest
>>202826631you typical look at the available data and perhaps collect some yourself if there are gaps. this is to avoid any assumptions.
anyone want to make a lazy joke about American school shootings?
We gather here today to pay our respects to her.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13902457/Vivacious-trans-woman-55-hailed-icon-Soho-dead-vanishing-week-ago.html
>>202826669>be american>get shot
>>202826668>>202826658none of this seems more effective than just stopping kids buying eggs
Ah yes the epidemic of Asian children egging people in the street. Get a grip Rorke
>Austria's far-right party projected to finish first in general electiongrim
any good movies lads preferably something that won’t make me sad
>>202826731this did actually happen to me in santa monica thougha vietnamese teen egged me
*chugs along at a steady pace*
>>202826704imagine the state of a 55 year old trannys minced up arsehole after actual decades of being bummed
>>202826704>found dead in after vanishing
>>202826719i think solving a problem is more effective than treating a symptom
>>202826666im not toiling on Wednesday so I might hold off from wanking and shag another prostitute. already done 3 this month but by Wednesday its October.
>>202826735E.T. (1982)
>>202826757>anon reads about trans woman>instantly starts thinking about her bum
Same old shit, blame the ethnicity of the children and do not DARE question the capitalists who refuse to invest anything in a child's future and give them no hope for the future resorting to petty mischief
>>202826624anyone care to respond to this?
>>202826766but you havent offered any solutions
>>202826717
bummelling my arse
>>202826735blue is the warmest colourtwisterboyz n the hoodhunt for red october
the idea that egging is somehow a BAME pastime is simply bewildering
>>202826800kill all of them
I assume we're supporting Spurs today?
>>202826805where's he off then?
Stars in:>Andromeda1 trillion>Milky Way100-400 billion>Triangulum40 billion>Large Magellanic Cloud20 billion>Small Magellanic Cloud3 billionmental we know other galaxies more accurately than our ownof course it's due to the zone of avoidance but fascinating stuff nonetheless
no longer racist, mequite violently classist however, towards both the rich and poor
>>202826816whites don't waste eggs
>>202826816scrambling your mums eggs is a BAME pastime desu
leftpol shoving his stretch armstrong up his arse
>>202826805kind of looks like a big lump of bebarnacled moss or seaweed or some shit
>>202826847Midwit
>>202826800that doesn't change what i said
*makes it so*
just to throw eggs about as a kid didnt know it was still a thing
>>202826859explain yer da's terrible souffles then
>>202826845>Zone of avoidanceAka what women have around you
>>202826816you must have a room temp IQ if you think the conversation is about just egging.
soogs
any no gcses man in
>>202826895
>>202826906racists are typically thickos
I hate capitalismI hate socialismI hate communismI hate MarxismI hate you all I hate everything just fuck off and let me LIVE
>>202826936l got 4
I was egged by a white woman
>>202826936eleven GCSEs me
>>202826949well you're proving that incorrect right now pal. good job
>>202826895not my fault women hate science and sci fi and all manner of interesting thingsshan't me learning the ins and outs of love island and big brother just to copulate with them>>202826936no
>>202824861How to you people come up with all those weird names for /nation/ editions?
>>202826968nice full stop matereally getting your punctuation in
>>202826936
>>202826895Sent that cunt to the Oort Cloud
>manure
>>202826936*raises paw*
>Manshitster Poonited
>>202824861No fun allowed
>>202826955Toblerone
bit cold
Normalfags and Redditors:>AI will make everything better! It will make le best games and movies ever!The games that AI makes:
>>202826941leftypol and the gang at rorkes funeral
>>202826936yeah. didnt bother going to exams.
cottagers cove sesh soon
>>202826734His DNA would have certainly degraded over that time Like the shit about him being black, this was another hoax
>>202825199no - I've been sick all week and have missed the deadline of several online job assessments and interviews because I was too busy writhing around in bed with stomach cramps and diarrhoea My laundry is also quite far overdue and I only have £4k left in the bank with no job
triple stabbing in London. one deadanother problem that the cause of is uncomfortable for many to acknowledge so only the symptom gets treated (with a knife ban etc).
>>202827244cronem doll
>>202827244useless sacks of meat
>>202827176NYC is a bigger shithole than London NYC and Chicago make London look like Dubai
doesn't matter if he's black or white
>triple stabbing in London. one dead
>>202827259Nobody was murdered in London before now?
i hate my impulsive self
just cracked open me first beer
haven't been able to find nail clippers anyways. can't find em in boots, tesco, sainsburys, wilko. nails are starting to grow to the lengths that only special needs kids have them at
>>202827259There's clearly a psychological problem. London had gangs in the past (ethnic minority gangs too) but they didn't behave like this back then. They used to have moral codes. Now they just murder and stab indiscriminately, even killing women and children in many cases. It's like this new wave of gang members are just mentally ill sociopaths. They don't give a fuck about anything.
>>202827328can i suggest amazon
>>202827357I'm not going all the way to Brazil to get a set of £2 nail clippers, mate
someone getting stabbed down in london is outside my pay grade
new now.
>>202827281At which point does this stop being news?
>>202827328clip the side with a pair of scissors then peel them off
>>202827403yesterday
>>202827379
>>202827306bit late
>>202822755>>202822755>>202822755
>>202827453>>202827453>>202827453
>>202827306it's a sunday lad
>>202827328Go paki shop mate they sell everything there
