morrissey edition
>>202845470he did drugs and had the finest twinks offering up their arse he must have shaged at least one bloke
morrissey is pro brexit / anti immigrant which is a contradictory position because Brexit brought in substantially more immigrants
>>202845551>Brexit brought in substantially more immigrantsdisingenuousthe government brought in more immigrants, brexit didn't mean they had to though
>>202845537Why does Uncle Albert look like he could take you round the back and give you a good hiding?
>>202845537Not really the incel guy but I wish I wasn't ugly
ok I did it I placed a ridiculously overpriced mcdonald order because I'm miserable desperate and have nothing to look forward to
>>202845537beers with moz
I need wealth, power and influence.
I hold my cigarette with chopsticks so my fingers don't smell
>>202845574he used to box for the navy. They called his left hand Trotter's Trembler
give it a FUCKING rest rorke8AWC
>>202845576handsome face you just dress bad
*thupthupthupthupthupthupthupthupthupthupthup*
>>202845576does your jacket smell good?
>>202845537and though I, walk home alonemy faith in love is still devout
>>202845595I wear jeans and a t shirt because I don't know how to dress
>>202845586
i smoke cigarettes because i'm hoping for an early death
>>202845600mad ting innit
>>202845618drop the beanie that makes your head look like a bellend
>>202845626what brand?
>>202845600nothing he's done is illegal or is party rocking too hard illegal in the UK now too?
>>202845642marlboro
>>202845618there's nothing wrong with the way you dress you look finealthough the hat isn't particularly my favorite but I guess it's a necessity in cold weather
>>202845605Smells like Chicago >>202845640I look like a standard Polack bald and mustache
that lad looks very american if you know what I meancan't put my finger on it
>>202845622I date this picture to 2005
get rorked brah
NYC is the greatest city in the world. Would never live there, but look at it. Exploded at the right time, right place, right weather, has boundaries but also doesn't.
>>202845660so wear something that actually suits you
>>202845651spooky huhspooktacular
>>202845674I am gonna dress like Chicago Polack wife beater and jeans
>>202845651used to smoke those when it was cheap here
>>202845671not british culture though is it
>>202845663he's not anglo. he's a euromutt like most white americans
>>202845659>there's nothing wrong with the way you dressyes there is, don't lie to the lad
>>202845576very strange we're wearing similar outfits today down to the red beanie
>>202845660what does chicago smell like? I've never been
>>202845671>Exploded at the right time, right placealright bin laden?
my extremities are always cold and take ages to warm upvery concerning
>>202845713hooting
>>202845712Like a polish person cigarettes and burnt rubber
>>202845600mad how worked up people are by this obvious prank
starting watching fanedits of films
imagine all the mites crawling around on your teeth in the tiny remnants of food
>>202845743*imagines it*
>>202845666nope there's no waywould've been several years laterprobably 2009 or 2010
>>202845702bit chilly out your way mate?
>>202845743brush my teeth so i don't have to worry about that x
>>202845737got The Hobbit M4 Book Editmakes it tolerable, still not great
>>202845750ye brudda was pissing down last night too, windy out this morn
don't know why yanks give such a fuss about being x ethnicity american they all become the same copy paste mentally ill zogbot by the second generation anyways
>>202845694 looks fine to me
>>202845783compensating for a lack of culture aside from mass media
an apparently attractive woman named "lilit" is delivering my mcdonald order to me in a ford mustang mach-enow what
>>202845764just watched the recent Star Wars trilogy edited into one film it was alright
>>202845838eat your mcdonalds and leave the woman the fuck alone
>>202845838>l suffer in USA
I should be making the deliveries truth be told
>>202845838>lilitSounds foreign. Need her sent back, pronto.
>>202845749im revising my guess to 2007
thank fuck batty boy leg day is over and done with
genuinely reckon I've sneezed 500 times today
lads getting his maccies delivered by a succubus
Peasants' Revolt of 1381 first Communist revolution
think I'm just going to continue skipping leg day every single week
someone post that pic of david mitchell reading a book on the tube in 2006
>>202845871I clicked on her name so I could see a larger version of her photo and I have screenshotted it to share later possiblyI have left instructions for the delivery to be left on a table near the front door so I won't be making any contact with her anyway
>>202845906a clue gained
>>202845783dont you fight wars over who's scotch irish and who's irish irish?>inb4 noooo its different....yeah its uhh different....because uhmmmm
there's an italian au pair girl that lives around the corner from me and she is down for a shag whenevernice little arrangement innit
>>202845896oh no I've only just realizedis lilit just another form of lilith?
i often think about posts i've made that have gotten positive repliesashamed of it but not sure how to stop
Can't imagine the stench of someone who unironically uses the words "zog" or "zogbot"
>>202845934take a break from 4chan really
>>202845924not exactly fair to tie that lad to the goings on of a bunch of people in northern ireland is it
>>202845924hs?>>202845931blog on>>202845940rage on
>>202845940can you imagine the stench of this? *bends over and farts*
WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
brits calling us zogbots like their prime minister doesn't literally attend a synagogue
>>202845886it wasn't mateit was around the time brand interviewed morrissey
>>202845953about to go to brunch with her actually
>>202845968He attends one of those gay liberal synagogues where they aren't actually religious but just have a lesbian rabbi that preaches about muh tolerance
>>202845973wahey good lad
>>202845931not really
>>202845576pretty bad fiti wear a carharrt jacket exclusively when im working in nasty conditions, couldnt pay me to wear it casually. just sized so bad, like it was made for fat people as a priority your autism shoes dont help
>>202845992>autism shoesno such thing you little coward
getting bad thoughts in my little head
>>202845576blud has negative dripman dresses like a homeless
>>202846010whats wrong with them
>>202846010stay chipper
I have now forced the woman to sit in the mcdonald drive through for mewait until she encounters the dirt road of doommuahahahahah
nationalities of girls I'm shagging:ItalianAmericanNew ZealanderAustralian born Arabsimply don't like Australian women
>>202845576>>202846016There's a certain kind of woman who finds that look extremely attractive in a man. Usually more edgy or "alt" type girls
>>202845964Baby don't hurt me
>>202846024holy wogoli
having sex with, for all intents and purposes, a man's arse.
there is an actual haunted mine between here and the mcdonald that she will be passing bythey sealed it up with a man's corpse insidefull of bad air you see
love cooking i do, just slicing up the chicken, dicing veggies, very therapeutic.dont know if im actually any good tho
>>202846041you're like some sort of international man of gay sex
>>202846024Aren't like half of white Australians descended from Italians anyway?
Watching The Russia House (1990)
>>202846045you would have liked that Wii Cooking game if you were born back then
>>202846016Kek this. Wouldn’t look out of place warming his hands over a flaming barrel in an alleyway
>>202846055I wish lad then I'd be able to find a wifethe average Australian woman is an Irish mongrel whore or a monkey looking Chinese
what about a game but all you need to play it is your voice and you don't actually need to own the game because it's a phone number and you just ring the number and play the game by talking.
doing gay sex on my own arse
>>202846082no
>>202846082Big Buggery doesn't want you to know about this one simple trick!
>>202846073Haha exactly, heating up a rat on a skewer.
>>202846053that is how i introduce myself to people, yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSnF7RaeoXE
>>202846075prank calling?
lilit drove up to the abandoned haunted mine and now she's stuck therewhoops
>>202846074I remember reading about how Australia got boatloads of Italian and Greek immigrants in the 20th century that basically wopped your entire bloodline. Was this not true?
ruffling my hair vigorously to make it snow on my desk
going to neck a bunch of water in a bit
>>202846120yeah there's greeks and italians here but they mostly had kids with other greeks and italians you see
>>202846120again lad I wish, we're full of chinese and indians more than anything nowas an Italian myself I am only interested in wog women for anything serious
australians have the highest rate of skin cancerif wogs had somehow made a colony at high latitudes, they'd have the highest rates of osteoporosis and brittle bone disease
>>202846141big turt
>>202846153absolute kwab of a nation
>>202846153How long would white people have to live in Australia for before they would evolve black skin?
I care
>>202846132ktim. hate it, have been using H&S and its slowly going away
popped the wrinkly old pendulous scrotahedron in
what age do you want to die at
>>202846166dont think it would be possible, they would just mix with darker people instead you need to understand also that our nice warm time now is an exception to the rule and we're usually in an ice age, and oz would be perfectly habitable for europeans during one
grew a goatee, shaved my head and absolutely nobody fucks with me now
>>202846191hopefully 30
>>202846208ahh yes, the gay pornstar look
>>2028461912:38 am
landlord bros, do you do your own maintenance to cut costs?
>>202846154haven't worn a turtleneck for some time...
mortgaging off my bollocks to pay for my second arse
i'm not real
>>202846286YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL
fashioning an arse out of spit, elbow grease, and twine
>>202846208>and absolutely nobody fucks with me nowso business as usual, then
>>202846270why dont you post your wicked fits anymore
i don't think I would be friends with any of you lads if we were to meet irl.But you're all my funny internet pals so it's all good
i want to die
>>202846340learn to be patient
i want to take back all the time i've wasted so i can waste it twice as hard
>>202846340hawk tuah
think someones in my walls
In some lad's wall rn having a mental time
eating pringles
>>202846314rarely take fit pics tbqh bigger fish to fry
>>202846396Got any Jews around? Ahaha remember that story in the news? Jews in tunnels, by God, if that isn't a metaphor for life in this great country, I don't know what is.
>>202846191well I'm actually immortal
ok but why did howard hughes keep jars full of his own urine
>>202846413dressing to the right are we
mental how shit man united are doing right now12th place for christ sake. even chelsea are in 4th and they're dogshit
mental how shit man
did The Aviator get into his vegas years and the mormon mafia? crazy stuff
>>202846471no idea what any of this means
>>202846461hopefully this spells the end of bioware
>>202846461I really dislike this game's art style.
walls woman sounds fit but she keeps laughing presumably at me
>>202846495Doubtful. Bioware's fanbase are the type who would eat this stuff up. Dragon Age Inqusition came out all the way back in 2014 and it had a trans character even thenIf the new game flops it will just be because its shit, not because of any of the culture war shite
why is strayan standup so godawful despite such high levels of banter and larrikinism in the country
>>202845537>Student credit card has a max of 300 dollars>Have 38 dollars of credit card debt I completely forgot about How fucked am I?
>>202846528when everyone's a comedian, no one is
>>202846543everyone here does think they're funny but most people really aren'tgot some friends with the shittest chat you've ever heard
>>202846528the only comedian worth a shit to come out of australia was barry humphreys(dame edna)
Might move to Poland
roightso you finkthere's an invisible man in the sky, sitting on a cloudreally, mate?
Never laughed at anything an Australian has ever said, personally.
As a kid I used to find the English, London metro and Australian accent hot
yehaw now holup niggaso yall be hollerin thatthere aint not no invisible man in the sky up on his there cloudfo real bruh?
>>202846495It's been over a decade since they made a noteworthy game. They are a moribund studio.
Troonmins are based. Chudkin smokes weed with Troonmin and gaslights him into transitioning while laughing at him behind his back with Stacymaiden
my cock feels real good in my hand right now I wish you guys could get a handful, perfect for slapping yourself in the face with
>>202846623None of these words are in the Bible.
girls find it cute and endearing when you're depressed and awkward
>>202846656Well obviously since it wasn't written in English.
>>202846623Cock Tuah
>>202846101I am SICK of seeing them. They are shilled by rté because they are woke.
>>202846656That's because it was written in Greek, not Finnish. It would be Troonminicus and Chuduskinus
>>202846668are they?
on sofa farting
Cockward
How come this stuff sometimes tastes like a can of heavenly goodness, yet others it tastes like Jif with chlorine stirred in?
>>202846710vincent wood hard
this food sucks I should've just taken drugs and gone to sleep
mad how i'm literally a pygmy from darkest africa, smacking my big lips and preparing a little fire in my little hut as i post here
>>202846712looks like sumthin a poof would drink
Does banging a chick that later troons out make you gay?
>>202846667Spit on that thangGLUCK GLUCK >hawhawhawhawhaw!
>>202846712There's a low sugar version but the cans are very similar, I can only assume you aren't a very observant person.
>>202846729no, using phrases like troons out makes you gay
is anyone interested in a webm of me fingering my arse?
>>202846740oh fuck youre right the can does say tastefully lightI feel like a mong
>>202846522Even putting all that nonsense aside it's insane how shite it looks. Every single piece of information that has come out about the game so far has been a disaster. Making video games is seriously about to become a lost art.
>>202846719dark as the night. if you smile in a dark room it just looks like a floating set of teeth
>>202846729IMO shagging a FTM is infinitely more gay than shagging an MTF
if i can find my old Kindle, I will start reading instead of going through the usual cycle of mind numbing internet entertainment
*cries into my mcflurry*
>>202846772read that dusty book on your shelf and stop making excuses NOW
>>202846756Yeah, not a huge Dragon Age fan, but it looks pretty bad. You can tell that EA have been meddling hard in the dev process and telling them to follow certain retarded trends, like that's why the art style looks like some Fortnite shit. Allegedly at one point in development they wanted Bioware to make it a live service multiplayer game too.
I make my own lemonade.Juice of one lemon.Tablespoon of sugar syrup, easy af to make, but you can use honey or agave if you wantTop up with sparkling water and ice.Tastes better than any shite from a can.Do exactly the same with lime as well for limeade. Or a mix of both.Stop paying money for shite.
>>202846781the only book i own is a picture book of carrier bags that record shops used to give out when people bought vinyl
>>202846786nobody's reading this epic tome, heston bloomin' tard
The scrandemic. Got me half price bab n chips. Just the one though (spare container of doner meat in the fridge ready for sarnies tomorra)
>>202846791I know you read it.
>>202846789get. it. read.
come to zomzom's a place to eat like it was built in one day
>>202846801cant read pictures mate
>>202846798would genuinely rather eat poo poo
>>202846729it's really difficult for a chick to actually troon out. Even if they got their tits removed. Like, only like .00001% actually get their vagina surgically altered and an artificial dick built
Always get cold feet in bed
keep ordering overpriced food and then not finishing it because it makes me feel ill and I hate eating
Agave is a rip off as well.Just get a saucepan on a low heat1 part water, 2 parts sugarStir till it's dissolvedWalla. Sugar syrup.Keeps for ages, costs pennies.Use it for drinks and cocktails.
Got a tiny bit of diluted lime sulphur dip in my eye though lads. Stings a littleGrim
>>202846823kek this is literally me
>>202846823happens to me quite a lot. never move which i suspect has something to do with it
this song makes me cryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh2JE0sJK6k
Rorky Porkie
>>202846851does it?
Blud discovered cooking
Rorkie Talkie
Rorke Tuah
>>202846729Yes
>>202846851this post makes me laugh
excerpt from rorke's speech to the assemblyAnd what sort of man is this, who calls himself Leftypol? A cowardly pseudonym!
>>202846887:(
Khazarian milkers
Trannies really are the main topic of the world right now. It's defining our era.
itching my pubes lads
>>202846900LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEE trannies
life has been throwing me a lot of curveballs lately. I suppose you don't have baseball in the UK so you don't get that analogy
>>202846900I think they've been abandoned desu. Neoliberals do not want to support trans people anymore because they are considered politically inconvenient. Just look at Starmer's Labour. They haven't said a word about trans issues for the past year or more. I reckon its because they don't want to upset conservative Muslims who they consider a much more important voterbase
>>202846910You can't deny how massively important they are right nowIt really is peculiar.They might even take over the worldWhat do you think, Troonmin?
>>202846921Nah trannies have gone wild and are surging with power
>>202846924Still think it's a fad. It's not Thailand, it's also not the fall of Rome. It's a fad. I'm right 20-30% of the time about these kinds of things.
>>202845551What people voted for and what politicians do are two separate things, it's almost like democracy is fake and gay.
i refuse to believe british people even exist
>>202846921haha yeah the only people who have an issue with trannyism are muslims yes
>>202846938Why do you have this image saved on your PC?
Having a big salary is great, but I think people don't internally realize (however obvious it may sound) that it takes an entire year for that sum to come in
the as it were whacky bruce just posted the tranny fanny
>>202846942They've gone super transEverybody loves bulliesTroons have been playing their cards right
>>202846956Are you asking why someone on the internet is mentally ill
>>202846951Didn't say that did I? But Muslims are considered very important by Labour and they're terrified of losing their votes, especially over the Palestine issue. They don't want to make it worse by being seen to support things like LGBT which are "un-Islamic"
>>202846971Like lift up cars trans? Wait, hold on, i had another thought. A good one. Coming back to me. FUCK.
Attending a meet-up group tonightBuilding a new friend group in my 30s as it wereCan't be alone in this world now can we?
but you are not a kitty cat, are you, chat?unless...hold on a second...you guys are a bunch of discord kittens, eeyuck!
>leftypol when queers are telling kids at school they should have their genitals mutilated*crickets*>leftypol when people angered by queers telling kids at school they should have their genitals mutilated*reeeeeeeeeeeeeee nazis obsessed reeeeeeeeeeee*
>>202847005Done him
the concept of yin and yang, everything in the universe having its equal and opposite counterpart, seems intuitive. but it's hard to believe that the suffering in this world doesn't exceed the joy
>>202847005>rorke when things of actual importance are happening in the world*crickets*>rorke when he makes up fanfiction about things that make him angryRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
We need some other term that is the exact opposite of wacky Bruce, like "Serious Nigel"I don't like it when serious Nigel starts discussing politics and religion
>>202847020>starts discussing politics and religionthat's just boringlad he's quite a prolific poster
>>202847003Good lad
>>202847015>state institutions pushing genital mutilation on confused young people>not importantyeah, you're fucking evillike actual fucking demonic evil
>>202846956As a warning for others I would guess
>>202847042Tilting at windmills
>>202847042don't worry, their paki allies will get them sorted
On the /brit/ againJust can't wait to post on the /brit/ againThe life I love is posting Bradleys with my friendsAnd I can't wait to post on the /brit/ again
>>202847083good post
>Kris Kristofferson dead at 88
>>202845760
*record scratch*da, is me.
>>202847128I... am 190.
What are your bucket list games?
>>202847163What does that mean
>>202847163Last Chicken in Sainsburys
>>202847020Bore off
Why does he walk toward the camera
>>202847176i assume it's games you want to play before you die
Good luck to the Barleymow!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xILREUZWMfw
Trying to work out the blanks hereI assume the first is "I can fuck in 8 inch heels"But then it's "I can suck cock favourite hot ?????? In 8 inch heels"?
've done and I have been undoneAnd that's just the way it's goneI've failed and failedJumped up again and failed againYet I look at the world throughBlue dreamers eyes, blueAnd I wanna go somewhereWhere nobody knows me
Woke up 3 hours agoDespite my best attempts sleep does not seem possible for yet a few more hoursI am up and about, reheated the half of the food (sunday roast) i didnt eat in the evening. Going to watch a film i think. So my journey since Saturday night has been>only got maybe 4-5 hours on Saturday morn/afternoon>wake up at 4pm>go to bed at 11pm>cant sleep at all>break down in tears for the first time in my week long journey into extreme insomnia >go to sleep no earlier than 9:20am>wake up at 3pm >around 5 hours sleep>feel utterly shit, worse than usual>know i will have to go to bed even earlier unless i want another sleepwalking night terror episode>go to sleep at about 10:30pm >wake up at 00:30>try my best for the first 2 hours to get back to sleep>realise my body sees those 2 hours as a nap and i will probably not be able to sleep until the morning againJust got to shift that circadian rhythm back away from the extremes of last week.I'm getting better but dont want to jinx it so just go to chip away for nowI feel cold, i feel shit, i feel tired but life hopefully goes on and things will get better.
>>202847201Hmm well there's a few big series I want to get into but they have so many games that it'll be a big undertaking to play them allResident Evil, Yakuza and Dragon Quest are the first 3 that come to mind. Never played any of those games
>>202847233Yakuza is fucking mint lad, get them played.
>>202847163starcraft 2
>>202847213there's no flipping way you've written a blogpost this long
wanna go make something to eat but mumberg will be furious if i wake her from her slumber
Hmm let me type out this 500 word post, I'm sure someone will read it thoroughly and respond posthaste
>>202847293What are you even doing here?
what's that one German euorbeat song with the shitty looking 3d boy and girl dancing? you guys know what I'm talking about right?
>>202847320Having the time of my life sunshine, thanks for asking
>>202847333Yeah the one that goes doof doof duhduh doof doof doof
>>202847334fuck off cataussie
>>202847359There's a cataussie?
hulk hogan dropping big legs on leftypol's scrawny neck brother
>>202847333>shitty looking 3d boy Its called anime and its an art, normie chud
I thought kiwifarms got shut down forever why does it still exist
>>202847383I think they were anime styled but it was that weird western made anime look
>>202847407Why do YOU exist?
I dont know anghing about kiwifarms but some troons i pissed off on 4chan mention it negatively so i think its based
>>202847407pedophiles fund it via bitcoin
>>202847412Ah really? Western made? German?Almost like i was joking anyways
>>202847419because god loves me
New>>202847435
>>202847407You're way out of the loop. It was only shut down for a few weeks after Cloudflare dropped them. The owner worked tirelessly like a committed autist to get it back online. That was 2 years ago now. Also, the original person who campaigned to get KF taken offline (a tranny known as Keffals) ended up getting cancelled for unrelated shit and has basically vanished from the internet.
>>202847412https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_DV9b0x7v4
>>202847427wait what
You know when youre pwning someone in a 4chan thread so they whip out some schizo shite? Hate thatMongs who do that are mostly in their 30s, obese and american
>>202847448you've gone too far
kiwifarms is cancer
>>202847487it seems like a sad place
luv pwning n00b brits online
>>202847487>>202847492I used to enjoy reading threads there but yeah, the active userbase is completely insane and they all seem to live horrible lives
>>202847487>>202847492Dont care youre probably a tranny like >>202847449 said. Ok i actually do know one thing its some gay place where people talk about internet lolcows or something?Anyways i think anyone obsessed with it needs to be castrated
>>202847516So we agree
