toast edition>>202848081previous
>>202849543what a disgusting waste of foodthat thing is clearly not made for human consumption
holy shit the last poster in the last thread got Canada'd HARD
>>202849543>tastebudvery ironic
My grandma has made this before and it's actually good, she called it Watergate salad
what event is going to happen so they can do mail in votes again
gonna get a burrito
>>202849579i have made this before because i had it growing up, and it's actually very good. i serve it with cherries on top
>>202849579Reminds me of this Ja/ck/ classichttps://youtu.be/Qf_W7As6xbk
>>202849598at this hour?
>>202849596Climate change lockdowns.
mátate aleJANDRO, nunca serás mujer
>>202849579looks like an ambrosia devils food cake
>>202849596full alien disclosureand you're going to have an alien roommate too
>>202849579I've actually had this dish or something close to it and it was actually really fucking good
>>202849638Based
>>202849629i like ambrosia but i can't stand coconut
if your city claims to have its own unique style of pizza, i hate it
>>202849629>>202849653>AmbrosiaThis is a mythical food. Did you guys try it when you visited the Gods on Mount Olympus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhR30AgdE7Q
>>202849669
>>202849638Aliens are extradimensional, they’re already in your room, just on a different plain.
banana cream pie is the best dessert ever made
Imagine getting fucked in the ass by a horse¿?
>>202849667Altoona style
>>202849670they have it at safeway in the deli
>>202849670>Ambrosiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1jeVdUo1-I&pp=ygUIYW1icm9zaWE%3D
>>202849674i think you mean "plane"as in they're all whizzing about in their little ufos
>>202849678i'm having a hard time, can you describe the situation
>>202849675it is not
>>202849667>he’s never tried Altoona, Pennsylvania style pizza
>>202849682what's going on here??
>>202849579>>202849651It's pretty common in the south at the holidays, it's usually called jello salad
>>202849673Why is the tub filled to the brim lol
I hate Pennsylvania so much. Like, you guys don't understand. IFucking HatePennsylvania
>hes never tried dn style pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Nmf5_K3hJs
>>202849579that's white food? my grandmother makes a similar thing, now we are white?
>>202849716okay? why?
For me it’s Rigatoni alla Tony
>>202849709he was planning to swim
>>202849669what a goober
>>202849682
>>202849682>>202849696>someone beat me to it because I got fucked over by a webp file from Google images
>>202849696>>202849682what the hell
>>202849716Pittsburgh is comfy as fuck
>>202849619It's barely 10pm
>>202849692why does it taste so good then chud?
>>202849748Absurd how this retarded website hasn’t added webp support yet
>>202849738where did you get this video of me taking a bath delete this now
>>202849781
>>202849672this is fucked up...
>>202849675*gives you a creampie*
If I were Canadian, I would hate Quebec
>>202849675no it's peach cobbler
>>202849795The mature position is Alberto-Quebecism and hating the BC-Ontario menace
tpb is the only quality show to come out of canada, but now when I rewatch it I just get sad when lil ellen page shows up
>>202849803me and who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-W6whvn8Bs&pp=ygUIc2VsZmxlc3M%3D
>>202849816kenny vs spenny is one of my favorites they are canadian treasures
>>202849816corner gas
>Alberto-Quebecismthe Whiner Alliance
>>202849817your best friend
>>202849836SAAR
>>202849816Nirvana the Band the Show
>>202849796Bananas are better than peaches
>cat-with-newspaper.pngI should buy a wool sweater
>>202849858this is a ridiculous claim, delete this
For me it’s mangos and pears, I like my fruits juicy
georgia girls have peach flavored pussy
>>202849842they are very cute as babies
>>202849866Why would I do that? Bananas are the best fruit in the world
>>202849861Every man over 25 should own a beige cardigan.
>>202849884
>>202849858banana pudding is one of my favorites so i sort of agree
>>202849861Get a trad VGH cable knit
TIL nectarines are not a peach-plum hybrid
>>202849904no offense to him but the one on the left kind of looks like an airhead
georgia girls squirt peach tea out their tiddies>>202849896>beigeew>>202849861dont get beige if you dont have a warm skin tone
shut UP, poindexter
>>202849930Your mom has a sperm skin tone
I like golden kiwis
There is a time when we all failSome people take it pretty wellSome take it all out on themselvesSome they just take it out on friendsOh, everybody plays the gameAnd if you don't you're called insane
>>202849949doesnt surprise me you fuck rotting bones
>>202849930Would have been funnier if you dropped “out their tiddies”
>>202849906Sort of isn't good enough to be a banana warrior
>>202849896What’s the difference?>>202849922I love me some cable knit bro, any recommendations? My last one was milsurp but it was smelling funky>>202849930I have olive skin but look white af in winter time, I’m terrible at color coding so I usually rock all black but I want to change
>>202849970Brian moment
>>202849928they're all cute and perfect
>>202849972be honest, am i cut out to be a banana warrior?i don't want to get my hopes up if there's no chance
hahahaAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>202849984>any recommendations? Idk my parents got me one when they were on vacation in Ireland
What if Brian’s gunpowder coconuts backfired and he killed himself instead of the Mexicans? Would you shed a tear for him?
>>202850025Id send the mejicans $20 to hold another party
>>202850025I forgot about him, what happened to him?
goodnight and sweet dreams
>>202850025He may be annoying when he’s spamming gay scat porn to the thread, but it was pretty funny when he started spamming schizo jeet’s Discord server with gay porn. It’s like how you need to get psychos into the military so they can do something pro-social, instead of joining cartels and being a menace to society
>>202850052good night
>>202850052night
>>202850052cya, i hope you don’t dream about peeing and then wake up in a puddle of your own fluids
I plugged my phone in and it instantly jumped from 8 to 17%fuggin sus
>>202850072That used to happen when I was a little kid. Not too long ago, I was in a semi-lucid dream in which I took a piss, and I started stressing about whether I’d wake up to a pissed bed. Thankfully, I woke up dry, and the dream piss didn’t happen irl
>>202849984>What’s the difference?A cardigan is like a wool sweater that fully opens at the front and has buttons. It's grandpa gear, but I guess Steve McQueen made it look cool?
>>202850099That was me >:)
>>202850118:O
>>202850104Oh yeah I don’t like the look of those at all tbqhwy, I like the pullover style especially if they have an extra long turtle neck you can fold over for more neck protection
i get too high when smoke dead opps to the face bitch, and youll die behind these chains upon my neck bitch
Thinking about Moo Deng
>>202850156same
>>202850156he's literally me
>>202850156moo deng more like sum ting yummi
>>202850156Pesto is way better
nothing i would love more than to have sex with a hot muscular oily manbut i won't, as i'm not gay
>>202850197>heIt’s ma’am…
thinking about my pets as a kid
Time to eat my quesadilla I ordered 8 hours and 18 minutes ago
>>202850206they aren't in competition with eachother they can coexist peacefully
MOO DENG = Thai for "bouncy pig"
>>202850211it's not nice to call women hippos
>>202850235you're an etiquette expert now?
hippos are supposed to be one of the deadliest animals, but i've never seen a video of them killing someone, and i've watched a lot of videos of people dyingi suppose it's because they're in africa
>>202850251that's how my mama raised me
>>202850253are you not counting africans as people
>>202850253Pablo Escobar bought 4 hippos from a zoo in the United States and when he died no one recovered them so they bred and spread, now there’s close to 200 in the Colombian rainforests
>>202850279no but i like the way you think
>>202850229Pesto cannot coexist with anything. He will grow to his full size and conquer the zoo.
maybe hippos are only deadly to racists
>>202850253Moo Deng is a pygmy hippopotamus
damn i would love to be spread and bredbut i won't, as i'm not gay and men can't be bred anyhow
>>202850292lmfao
>>202850286lol
>>202850292imagine how many fish they need to supply that exponentially growing beast
>>202850304boo hoo nigga
>>202850355don't cry bro, i made peace with it
Would you rather be a midget or a 5'0 man?
Imagine being this insecure about your height. Niggas STILL talking about it
>>202850381I don't need to worry about it this, so I won't put mental effort into crafting a response.
>>202850381>would you rather be short or shorter and deformedgee i dunno
>>202850381not much of a difference, but i'd go with the 5' man because of the more normal body proportions
>>202850340an exponential amount of fish the ocean will be depleted in 32 days
if i was a midget i'd be crawling through vents and messing with peoplewhat are they gonna do, throw me in midget jail?
>>202850405It's like that game Tasty PlanetDid any of you ever play that?
Kind of crazy how it used to be "haha tfw no gf" but the closer I get to 30 the more terrifying it is
>>202850446doesn't seem that crazy to me
NORMIES MUST FUCKING DED
most people in relationships are just codependent losers anyway. they can enjoy being reborn in this hell, not my problem
>>202850459Part of me thought shit would just fall together, it has not.>got a good job>6'4 and /fit/>haven't spoken to a woman in three years
>>202850499>6'4bro i have no sympathy for you at all
>>202850499Bro, TALK TO SOME WOMEN
>>202850499Do you work from home?
>>202850499are you seeking out relationships? on any apps?
All eyes on Lebanon
>>202850506We are all brothers here>>202850511Where? I work, bike and go to the gym I literally cant meet women it is so hard>>202850514yeah>>202850519Last time I downloaded an app I had a panic attack and uninstalled it after 30 minutes
>>202850462Dirty prostitute. I bet she fucks random guys she met at a club every weekend and deepthroats their cocks
nigga said there’s an app for that lmaooo
me? my eyes are on lesbians, because they're so hot. i can watch them all. night. long.
>>202850536go away
>>202850533Working from home is a bad job, retard. You stunted your social skills
>>202850536I have very strong opinions on your country's behavior
>>202850524It's been rough for Lebanon for years, but now things are explodingFeels bad
>>202850533my advice? figure it out
not taking advice on social skills from a dude who uses the r slur
>>202850590yeah i bet he has down's syndrome or something haha
>>202850533just try a dating app i know it’s weird and gross but that’s probably your best bet if you work from home and don’t get out too much
My issues is I have crippling anxiety, I am terrified of rejection so I dont even try. Holy fuck I am almost 30 and such a child I just play video games to hide and run away
>>202850533most relationships are found through friendshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArlY8EKc8Vw
>be literally socially retarded>get offended when called out for itYou know who else was a gentle giant? Lenny lmao. Go pet some rabbits you overgrown idiot
>>202850536Umm that's sydney sweeney
>>202850620you have to really want it. clearly you just want to rot away in your smelly bedroom. Sad!
>>202850628No one in this thread has read classic literature
SIEG KURWA UBER ALLES
>>202850446at this point i have to stay a virgin, i havent gotten this far to give up
>>202850644I have
>>202850644>>202850628yeah fr no one in this thread is going to recognize an of mice and men reference
>>202850644Erm, excuse me, I have. (I'm a 30 y/o khhv bt w.)
I only know what lenny is because my friend talked about him a lot
>>202850644>classic literature>20th century
>>202850688Yes.You're going to dispute that?
i only read dusty old cuneiform tablets
>J*son sperging out
How am I doing it?
>>202850700bro thinks he's nanni
i believe and hope that every post i make irritates at least one person
N-nani?!
should i watch a movie or post here
>>202850735You’re beyond forgettable lil bro, try harder
just farted
>>202850735that really pisses me off
>>202850767do you ever consider how your posts make other people feel? i'm hurt, deeply hurt
>>202850735same. for some of us it's unavoidable.
Fucking possum in my engine bay AGAIN. I’m gonna bait this little cunt and tie him to a stake for the coyotes to snack on
>>202850721idk how true mine is, I feel like I have more than 5 because when I was in high school it was like 10 or 15
>>202850815it's not his fault he doesn't deserve to be tortured like that just catch him put him in a box and relocate him
>>202850827Oh, now I'm DEFINITELY doing it. Annoying vegan freak
>>202850848not true, i eat possums regularly
>>202850848I will cannibalize you, faggot fucking impersonator.
>>202850848i'm not a vegan i just care about possumsthey are native and non invasive, and beneficial to the eco system. they eat ticks, and keep snake and rodent populations in check, they are friends
>>202850864What the fuck? You wish you were me, limp-wristed little queer.
>>202850884You're not fooling anyone.
This general was so much cooler 10 years ago
>>202850899Take a hike, I've gotta go deal with this nasty marsupial rat.
>>202850909maybe it'd be cooler if you stopped posting here?
>>202850909t. college sophomore
>>202850909If only he knew how bad things were going to get.
>>202850931Looks like the guy I convinced to drink bleach in basic training. I can’t remember if I said that already or just thought it.
>>202850909Not really
>>202850946dude weed lmao
I haven't showered since Thursday
>>202850946I voted for Mulcair in 2015 because he said he would DECRIMINALIZE weed on his first day in office.
That one anon requested fewer cute animals, so here's another non-cuddly one: the basket star.Even though he's scary he still deserves love and kindness!
>>202850989Being caught in a hurricane or flood counts as bathing
>>202851022It hasn't rained here in months
>>202851010that's bretty cool
>>202851010i mean we probably look scary to himwhat a weird creature, he's cool though he looks like a fractal pattern
>>202850989I just sniff around in my yard until I find a dead frog or ant hill or something and then I roll in it
>>202851032literally me
>>202851032he will get some lovin soon too
>>202851032
>>202851032ayo dis cat got jew hair
Zoomer memes
Me and my coworker from Ethiopian co worker have really bonded on mutual hatred on the Somalis that also work with us
>>202851077nah that was made by a Yoomer
>>202851082Anon, look at your incomprehensible post, you've caught niggerbrain, GET THE HECK OUTTA THERE!
>>202851077i feel like everyone has a different tolerance to being alonesome people can't even go a full day by themselves without going crazyi prefer about once or twice a week
Just made a controversial post
Have you guys heard the news about Cocomelon
>>202851124what?
>>202851124no i don't keep up with cocomelon lore what happened
>>202851099
>>202851097Ethiopians aren't niggers. If every black person in America was Ethiopian no one would hate black people
>>202851124i know all about the noises a train makes
>>202851137It's a YouTube channel for children that programs it's videos to be as addicting as possible. It's evil
>>202851150i really like this post
>>202851147>>202851154Basically more people are becoming aware of their predatory tactics to keep kids hooked to their videos. https://youtu.be/YEFptHp0AmM?si=oRwscOEFAfvYNxmH
>>202851149idk why would you take a flag with a cool lion on it, and then remove the lion
>>202851165Goodness me, this guy's voice is even worse than Chills
>>202851188damn she so fucking ugky
>>202851165i mean this isn't news to me cocomelon is complete crap, the absolute lowest tier of kids entertainment that every ipad baby needs or they scream their head offi'm glad they are getting a little blowback, but there's a lot of even worse, much more inappropriate content on youtube kids that just completely flies under the radarkeep your kids off youtube and give them actual quality shows
To me there’s no difference between being alone and wearing a mask around my coworkers. They don’t know me. No one does. I have literally no one looking out for me in this world, save for the spirits of a couple friends turned corpses that visit me passingly. I take solace from the fact that this lived is a relatively short lived experience. I won’t miss this place when it’s my turn to decompose.
>>202851199Yeah, it's crazy how kids react to it. It's like crack for toddlers.If I have children, they aren't getting iPads or phones until they turn 11.
>>202851188shoulders too broad, would not bang
>>202851206i'll miss you though
>>202851165interesting how the solution is always"ban evil thing" instead of "stop your dumbass kids"
Fox News posting this without the context that each of these incidents started as street fights.Don't get in street fights.
>>202851165the fuck is wrong with this guy's voice
>>202851206pretty bleak outlook on lifei hope you find something that brings you a little joy, at least
>To me there’s no difference between being alone and wearing a mask around my coworkers. They don’t know me. No one does. I have literally no one looking out for me in this world, save for the spirits of a couple friends turned corpses that visit me passingly. I take solace from the fact that this lived is a relatively short lived experience. I won’t miss this place when it’s my turn to decompose.
We have to fucking go back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOG3xZjX2j0
how can you say you have no one, when we're right here? kinda hurtful
>>202851214i don't blame you, there is absolutely a place for kids to watch videos, but a lot of unsupervised kids are just getting a head start on being doomscrolling teenagers, when they should be doing kid stuff. it's pretty concerning, but since it's the fault of bad and inattentive parents, i doubt anything will change even if the public becomes more aware. it won't reach the target audience of parents, because they don't care anyway
>>202851188She looks like a shemale, I don't know if that's good.
Mulatto women with a white soul are literally the best women possibly
>>202851275I just can't into black women facesThey are so unattractive
Last Christmas my and my mom went to Denny's for dinner and this Filipino or somesuch family's toddler was loudly watching shit on his iPad at the table as they ate. Pissed me the fuck off.
>>202851287did you know your mom will die someday
>>202851290what's your problem
>>202851287I mean.... its dennys
>>202851294i think you're projecting, i have no problems
11:30pm covfefe time.
>>202851287i wish the staff would tell them to knock it off so it doesn't become normalizednobody cares about anything anymore
>>202851317dudeit's DENNYS
>>202851287>Last Christmashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfOI7rbPE1Q
>>202851244Not really bleak, just frank. I’ve seen enough to know death isn’t the end, and for that I don’t fear it. It’s all about perspective I guess.
it's so over
>>202851317The staff were Indian lmao. They were nice tho, unlike most brown people.>>202851328I think it's hilarious how George Michael died on Christmas Day, y'know cause of this song.
>>202851343how is death not the end
dude why do you even care that public spaces are uninhabitable because of the actions of a small minority of people
>>202851286I guess you just have to like it
>>202851352death is only the beginningdid you not watch the mummy
>>202851355is dennys a public space? is it really though?
https://youtu.be/9t1aUWlT1TI?si=ktrDKxAFKmk5keNB
>>202851369dude it's dennys
>>202851383classic
>>202851368I saw that, but I remember Rachel Weisz and nothing else
yeah, we're a dennys family, of course we're filipino
Black Queen summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFxXK603sHI
>>202851275>>202851363
we're a filipino family, of course we can't figure out the self-checkout
>>202851398lol
>>202851369ever store is a public place until the highest paid employee decides to go on a power trip. I've seen videos of tweakers running around a store for almost half an hour, but when someone tries to do a stupid prank the manager gets a raging boner and bans them
Are Indians all secretly pederasts?
>>202851410yes
>>202851432It's obviously his "daddy", not his father
>>202851432what the fuck
>>202851432what the hell????
>>202851443>>202851462Can you not read English?
>>202851473Yes, but why do they do that?
i was cleaning all day and my back hurts really badcurrently posting from the floor with my laptop it feels nice to lay flat
can you imagine being over 30 and a virgin
>>202851512it's best not for mortals to dwell on arcane matters
>>202851489Nice I've been spending the evening cleaning my room too :) Currently posting on my phone tho lmao>>202851512I don't need to imagine lmao
>>202851512only for the next 4 years
>>202851512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaAvJbCu4uY
>>202851489how productive, you're a better person than me
>>202851512do you post about anything other than sex or being lonely
>it's best not for mortals to dwell on arcane matters
i'm so lonely and sexy
>>202851554He actually does, I'd say they're about 60-70% what you said though.
>>202851572>>202851572>>202851572
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>>202851554why should i post anything else?
