surprise inside edition>>202849520previous
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
hello
cute critter
>>202851572this is the thread
>>202851579Can we finally admit this is based?
>>202851582how's it going fella
I'm feeling FAT AND SASSY right now!!!!!!!
>>202851598at least you're not lonely anymore
>>202851598go off queen
i'm feeling slap-happy, and you look pretty fucking slappable
>>202851618someone actually looked at me, amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6XQvxf7imY
here is somethin ya cant understand how i could just slap a man
>>202851591no, it's even more cringe now
>>202851579checkmate athiest
Reminder:
Tonight, it’s Britney bitchhttps://youtu.be/T-sxSd1uwoU?si=R2VDjBCYylTYTYhI
i love elle fanning
My life is like a video gameTrying hard to beat the stageAll while I am still collecting coinsTrying hard to save the girl
Here in the rural part of the country I genuinely believe some people need to touch asphalt. They have no idea what the majority of the country lives like.
are you naturally still awake or are you just trying to delay the nightmares?
gonna make an omelette in the morning with pepperjack cheese and garden jalapenos first frost is soonish so the garden is closed for the year
>>202851758Sounds yum
>>202851758Sounds great. You certainly like peppers.
>>202851756a little of both
I have a case of the world’s worst heart burn. I’m going to die
>>202851805I've got some heartburn too but it's because I ate way too many cookies
>>202851772>>202851787i think so and i do like peppers but i don't like spicy food i'm going to be very conservative with the jalapeno because those garden jalapenos will humble you sometimes if you use too much
for me it’s chilean raphttps://youtu.be/xMwdzFLBsac?si=jyLqh8_V0QX-V7J-
>>202851805do you have any tums or antacids i'd start thereif you don't have anything you can mix some baking soda in water and drink that, it's sodium bicarbonate
>>202851875>if you don't have anything you can mix some baking soda in water and drink thatdid you know if you do this before bed, you won't wake up feeling groggy? it's weird
yeah, it's time to masturbate
I have a friend on the new season of The Voice
What the fuck man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgs8jtIx34
>>202851888Do you have a citation for this claim?
>>202851916came to me in a dream (try it)
>>202851888checked and huh?
masturbating isn't even worth it, porn is so bad nowadays
>>202851912>TikTokshan't be clicking
>>202851888i didn't know thatwhy is that
>>202851900Do you have fetishes?
>>202851928huge generalization. you haven't seen all porn
>>202851931I'm not sure, but it works pretty well. I don't do it every night, although some people do.
black women don't like it when you refer to their breasts as brown sugar sacksdon't ask how I know
>>202851952i've seen all porn i care about and it has long since lost it's allure
>>202851959what do black boobs feel like
>>202851945no, not a single one
>>202851975brown sugar sacks, i presume
>>202851983Are you white?
>>202851967bless your heart you poor thing
What would you do if you woke up and looked like this
>>202852007more like curse women for making so much shit porn
>>202852008I would find a Scandinavian boyfriend
>>202852008get a breast reduction
>>202852008jasonesque question
>>202852001no
>>202852039What race are you?
>>202851875That’s a good idea, thank you
>>202852025I am scandanavian
>>202852074this is why i'm a tummy ache survivor and not a tummy ache victim
>>202852059mixed black and asian
>>202852087You need to be eating more Probiotics
>>202852077i have a cleft scrotum
>>202852130that's unfortunate
it's almost oktoberfest time!
>>202852121i've been trying to eat more yogurt lately i know that has good probiotics, i refuse to drink kombucha though it tastes like monkey butt
>>202852105i don't get it though, millennials entering home buying age drove prices to like over 3x what it was at the catastrophic bubble? that's not an explanation
>>202852171not all yogurt does, make sure to get the stuff that does have a lot of probiotics. Ideally with little sugar. Mix in local honey if you can find it, it's super good for you.
normalize hostile takeovers
>>202852181It's a combination of three things: Millenial buyers entering the market, low interest rates made owning property an attractive investment for hedge funds and wall street, and there's so many fucking illegal aliens around that they drive up home prices
>>202852219i'll pick up some of those probiotic yogurt drink things next grocery day i've had those before they're good i've been having those oui yogurts that come in the little glass jars lately
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bless_your_heartDo southerners really?
oh aren't you just sweet
>>202852287hehe
bless it
>>202852293aren't you just pretty as a peach
Imagine being one of those people that fell for the nft scam
wonder what m00t the j00t is up to
>>202852118It's kinda like afro Mexicans. But I guess native Americans are their own thing.
I miss being younger
>>202852428same
If I get a gf then all my anxiety about not having a gf will be transformed into anxiety about something bad happening to my gf
>>202852473i mean, i know it's still anxiety but it's not a non-productive anxiety, you're just a good protector and that's a good trait in a man
>>202852467jewt did sell out for the shekels and a gig at google though
>>202852462How old are you?
Protect her from other men by cutting all her access to social media and prohibiting her from having friends
>your state provided "gf" sir
>>202852536shut up
>>202852500I hope you’re a woman for your own sake, because you speak like a prissy faggot
>>202852565>speaking like a bitter angry nerd is somehow better
>>202852536This is a terrible idea. you want her to have friends or you'll get sick and tired of her talking to you constantly a girl without friends is a huge red flag
>>202852500I know but I'm just going to constantly worry. Of course I won't be controlling like the incel Brazilian is saying, but I'll be worried about car accidents and such.
>>202852582>bitter>angry nerdnice headcanon, but you’re only justifying my opinion
>>202852605of course anon, that's a reasonable fear everyone has so don't think you're crazy for feeling that way or anything, all you can do is try to make your anxieties not take the lead in your decision making in life, they will always be there, but you don't have to surrender to them
Ok she can have friends but not male ones
>>202852652I have female friends
>shethe closest you’re getting to a girlfriend is a tranny topping you, João
I have a lot of female friends. Most of them wanted to fuck me, that's ok though. I still like them
This seems bad
>>202852760NothingEverHappens
>>202852760If they need it the army will get thereNothing ever happens
>>202852760>Like, stopped reading there
I have female friends but it never felt "real", like I've genuinely bared my soul to male friends, I've never gotten to that point with a woman
>>202852760how do I short nvda and tsmc and micron and amd
WW2 happenedThe fall of the soviet union happenedNothing else happened.
>>202852809there's nothing wrong with that, people of the same sex form stronger platonic bonds, not always but this is usually the case for most people
My ideal gf? It's me but female
female friends are great but then they get pregnant and you don't see them hardly ever. sad!
reject courting a woman and siring childrenembrace kidnapping newborns from the hospital and raising them as your own
It's true, I want to date an autistic man with a vagina and boobs
>>202852917many such cases
>>202852890your priorities change, raising a child is very labor intensive and time consuming. it can't be helped
you’re one of the most boring posters here. i can’t tell if it’s because you’re tired or just plain autistic, but there is zero substance to your replies
>>202853025The Brazilian? I agree
>>202853025rude but it's my bedtime yes
crafting a controversial post that will shake the status quo and challenge the current world order
look at this dog hwat the hell
>>202853169It's like a monster from Native American folklore
>>202853192lmfao
controversial post: it isn't a good idea to date someone who isn't as smart as you it leads to frustrations and misunderstandings, having the human equivalent of a golden retriever as your partner makes for an unfulfilling shallow and surface level relationship
I need a bitch with street smarts, bookworms and know it alls are the most annoying people on earth
good night
>>202853192I don't like him anymore I've decided
A fine morning.
which do you choose
>>202853710Cheerful
>>202853710I'm split between the tomboy and the quiet home girl. What does this say about me?
That's where they made a divisionDeclaring war on the weatherA reckless pact with foreverSo come on and singSing hallelujahRight now
https://youtu.be/k2d6iwOSAfQ?si=x0LeReXHifmt20Mq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWACwjiHfuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWmhiqIEhWk
Need homebody GFNeed girlfriend who’s 2 hobbies are masturbating and smoking weed
>>202855135No thanks, I want my gf to not be a loser
Interacting with older people can be interesting. Being surrounded with them depresses me.
Women are cute
>>202855489I'm also cute (not a woman)
>>202855591you lookin sweet as a sugar plum
>>202855987It’s like you hate christianity and europeans
>>202855987>>202856028Mamma mia
Well I heard you're back together and if that's true you'll just have taste me when he's kissing you
I woke up early to be a hater
>>202858584Shut the H*CK up pooricua
>>202858675What are you geg
This is itThe apocalypse Wo oh oh
>>202851591It's literally from Reddit
Dogberg is making noises outside my door
>>202859491Does he want to play?
doorberg
Jannie coalburn enjoyer
woke up extremely dizzy and it's not going away. see you all on the other side.
More home improvements getting done today. It's loud and disruptive rn and both parents are home
>>202860155I'm sorry that you can't fap in peace today
Having a good chuckle thinking about Taylor Sheridan typing out "You work for me now" in microsoft word. Haha.
somebody talk to me
Radio station played a PSA where they apologized for annoying political ads being played twenty times an hour and explained that they are required by law to accept and air any and all political ads presented to them and that it's illegal to not run them, even to stay neutralGrim and annoying
I'm addicted to hentai
Shut the fuck up freak
Niggers?Jews?Good news!
yall hiring?
Might drink tonightThis week feels like a drinking week with everything being out of order because the house is being worked on
bad bunny baby
i think i will have indian food today
cum
had one of those dreams again
>>202862172No one sells Indian food here. I really want it
too much pain buds.
good morning sirs
>>202862555morning, cummy
>>202862470it's really dirty but it's really nice
indian food or mcdonald's bros
>>202862631I like butter chicken
>One third of all motels in the U.S. are owned by Indians with the last name ‘Patel.’
>>202863015What is funny about that? They own a business and you don’t
>sit at desk, get on computer>become depressed, dont want to do anything, just refresh /int/ and /fit/ for 20 minutes and do nothing, games do not sound fun and dont want to listen to anything on YThappens in your country?it only happens at my desk, i do not get depressed sitting in bed
>>202863786you should play death stranding
>>202863786take the retropill
>>202863896i feel like i would probably unironically enjoy it more if i played it when i am happier
spooky October is soon
>>202863984it's kino you wouldn't even know whether you're happy or sad you'd be so immersed
>>202863990i call it spooktober for short. just a fun little thing i do.
>>2028639901 more day before dracula reawakens
many people do this
>>202864003>you'd be so immersedi dont think i would be though, that is part of the problem>>202863990i wanted to watch a bunch of old universal/hammer monster movies in october but my ex stopped paying for her peacock im logged into and we arent on speaking terms rn so i cant ask to pay for a month
>>202864049DRACULAIM COMIN TO YOUR CASTLEIMGONNASLAYYASAYYAPRAYERSIMONMYWAYMYNAMEISTREVOR BEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMONT
>>202864152and that's a good thing
>>202864107stop being poor
>>202864195im not poor i just said i was gonna ask her if i could pay her for this month but we are not on speaking terms
>90m in aid to bomb Palestine and $300m to clean it upwhere IS the money coming form I wonder?
>>202853169chat is this real
need to cum
>get a job>depressed>be a neet>depressedI’m starting to think the problem is me.
>>202864757yer in the right thread
>>202864760ive decided to turn myself into a robot. no emotions and just drudgery
>>202864760>be NEET>hate my life and want to die>get job>never have time to do anything funI cant win
>>202864777can i cum in you?
>>202859926Bro? Still alive?
>>202864871no
>>202865004it will be quick and you'll like it as well
bruh what
>>202865348
cumpies or creampies?
>sent text to toilberg 2 hours ago that I was sick>got a missed call and text just now asking where I am
My department implodes if i'm not there.
/cream/ - Canada Rwanda Eswatini America Mexico
>>202866056CREAM GET THE MONEYDOLLA DOLLA BILL YAAALLLLLL
/cum/ rules everything around me
>>202865809I am also sick.I've heard the Shanghai Shivers is going back around
>these are the kinds of jokes americans used to makeVGHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZXSXcOTh5M
>>202866310I got a really bad cold in late August, so I’m probably already immune
MY DIET DR KELP?
>>202866422https://youtu.be/wgFyncfON4s
>>202866389me? i dont leave the house and hence, i am immune
>>202867139NEETs stay winning
it's over for democrats
>go to /tv/>Have interesting conversation with several anons>Ancient Rome comes up and someone compares Orange Man to Sulla>Everyone chuckles and continues with the conversation If it was here that'd be a 3-Dayer. How come we can't even mention a politicians name without being banned for politics even if we're not talking about fucking politics but just mentioning a name
I have 80 hours of paid time off saved up and 40 hours of sick leaveFinna boutta not go to work for three weeks and get paid for it
Here's your daily demoralization bro now make sure to not go vote!!!
Slow thread
>>202867247Genuine delusion
Im just not gonna vote for the israeli shill and NFT salesmansorry!
Im getting my ballot mailed to me in Brazil
Gonna go get a coffeeBe back in a few minutes
>>202867402Risky post
>fantasized about fucking Peruvian girls again
LOLhttps://youtu.be/0O6dgdyEU3c
>too sick to work>dont want to waste the day inside againaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Select your fighter
they only say not to isekai yourself because they want you to hesitate and be a potato, but you gotta stay hyped because your new friends are waiting for you to help slay the demon king
post butts
>>202868275>la chica grotesca de los dientes de la caballowould
Pinky ringin'Goldolas wit the man singin'Italian music down the river witcha chick clingin'To my bizzalls,Playa you mad falseActin' hard when you as PUSSY as RuPaul
>>202868339
So, if /b/ is basically just /gif/ but worse now, what does that make /s4s/, old /b/?
>now
>>202868339this is the only gooner material on my pc
>>202868198Niggas masculinity is so fragile
pray for ledarius
>>202868551>/s4s/ Never been there, never will go there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SacjBaHd6c
think i posted in the wrong thread, but it didn't seem to go through anyway. i guess that's okay.
>>202868648On me, that nigga Ladarius fell off HARD, my nigga
how tf did North carolina get hit worse then Georgia and Florida?
LE darius?
>>202868275>tf>tp
>>202868275imagine how obsessed the person who made this image was
>>202868869Probably lack of preparedness, like how a minor snowstorm in Texas causes more chaos than a big blizzard in Canada
>>202869067no. I still hate onions and mudshrooms
DiStefano
>>202869194>Mudshrooms
>>202869206Yes?
fighting a losing battle with a poo
lost
Got a splitting headache, but too restless and anxious to lie down in a dark corner and beg god to grant me death.
>>202869590i'd take something for it. if you're like me, it will put you off food from the nausea, and then you'll have pain and be cranky.
Tylenol and aspirin are terrible for your liver. Even in normal amounts. Won’t ever take them even if I have a terrible headache.
Oh no my poor liver aah
>>202869700Just like the other leaf said, those pills are bad for you. I avoid all medication unless it is unavoidable. I usually just lie down and sleep it off, but not today. Today I suffer.
>>202869837what's your favorite fighter plane from your country?
>>202869788I have to pop both everyday because of sciaticatruly I suffer
As an artist who has studied anatomy most of my life, I would love to see an X-ray of Jennifer Garner's skeleton. She has the most naturally regal posture of any woman I've ever seen. Plus she's always been incredibly fit.She still has it, too. I saw her in the recent Deadpool movie, her posture is still impeccable.
>>202870035this is worth 50k likes on twitter for some reason they love 4chan slop
>>202869884same. i did take an excedrin when i had a migraine headache, though. i had a lot of stuff around the house that needed doing, and it was kind of a, "okay, it's this, or nothing" shot. it worked. but i agree completely, i only take stuff like that in emergencies.
>>202870076she was really hot for a while
>>202870105I wish pills worked for my migraines. That's the one time I would set aside all of my anti-pharma beliefs and pop pills. I rarely get them, but when I do it's 24 straight hours of agony and vomiting.
Sometimes I'll think someone is gay because of their voice and mannerisms but then I find out they're Canadian
>>202870201i've only had one, and i pray to God that was a unique occurrence. i'm kind of a baby, and i don't think i could deal with another one of those.
good afternoon
This one time, at concentration camp...
Gym status: went
>>202870312I wish for you to never experience what I experience.
>>202869897Idk do we even have anything other than eurofighter jets lolDon’t care too much about this topic in all honesty!
Just let China destroy the American car industry
>>202870688I'd rather let Japan do that
I want to be IRL friends with DiStefano because then I could always call him DiStefano
horny again award recipient
>>202870749Whodunit
>>202870741he went sour on his celebrity crush cause he found out she's lesbian and it's a little sad
>>202870380I'm too lazy to go to the gym so I just do 60 push ups a day. I will be increasing to 75 very soon. Once I'm comfortable doing 100 a day, I'll buy some dumbbells and add them to my routine.I don't do any core workouts because I haven't figured out how to do them effectively yet, I need to book an appointment with a personal trainer. I do cardio once a week.
>>202870796Yup…had hoped he’d settle for Memphis LK as his new crush be he refused
>>202870777man I feel like wearing fake nails like that would be such a pain in the ass they'd get caught on everything
>>202870807Do the Saitama routine.
>>202870076whats bottom left?
>>202870905I've seen girls with 4 inch long fake nailsInsanity!
>>202870905It would definitely be a pain in the ass when you wipe your ass.On the bright side they are perfect for coke.
>>202870905they get used to iti think it looks trashy and ghetto but if they wanna wear 4 inch acrylics it's whatever
>>202870914This is a realistic goal but I don't know the proper form for squats and I've heard that sit ups can fuck up your back so I'm scared.I don't have time for a 6 mile run every day but I can do a bit more cardio
>>202870674>At least 10% of all Bf 109s were lost in takeoff and landing accidents, 1,500 of which occurred between 1939 and 1941i'll pretend i didn't read that. lmao
>>202870688The biggest setback for foreign vehicles is just passing american safety standards. Not because they're difficult but because countries don't have the same standards. Toyota could easily make a kei truck pass american standards but they just don't because that would be a huge investment and the market is pretty small. Even a European version of some cars is actually a few inches narrower than American ones so they can't import the car without passing standards again. Very rarely you'll have some rich fuck like bill gates who buys five bentleys or someshit just to crash them for testing so they can legally be imported.
>>202870994Just aim for a 10 minute mile daily. It's already way better than what 90% of the population can manage.For situps, you can do 50/50 crunches and situps. If you do the proper form your back will be fine. Look up videos on how it's done. It's very simple.Same for squats. Also throw in pull-ups because why the hell not.
>>202871033German engineering is so overratedCompletely mogged by the Japanese
>>202870952yeah but imagine the poo particles in your line of coke
well?>>202871011
I like doing the hanging leg raise exercises instead of situps/crunchesbut I'm also lightweight and calisthenics dont do much for me
>>202871033Nazi Germany is NOT my country!!
>>202871138>>202871138>>202871138
>>202871118>Bosniak calling something haram I thought they were secular?Anyway, porn is fine in moderation, with the understanding that it doesn't reflect real life sexual experiences.
>>202871128Coque be where my cock should be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hORO833T7Q
