first

fuck

forgoing breakfast. i had a heavy, late dinner.

>>202871138
That's a cute dog and a cute kitchen

>>202871209
i'm making an omelette soon

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>>202871167

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

one problem with democracy we’ve never quite figured out is the concept of ‘the guy who played the hulk’ influencing public opinion on advanced computing policy he doesn’t understand, or even care to learn about

i'd rather suck and frot than stick my peepee in a poopoo

>>202871229
idgi

>>202871218
i agree

>>202871229
isn't that just a decorative one? i got kind of nuts with the internet trading when i played pokemon, and i swear, that pokeball is just a crummy decorative thing.

>>202871251
This is how I would be if I were gay.
But I'm not gay so I just like mouth and vagina activities. I'd eat ass, but wouldn't stick my dick in it

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>>202871255

Pray for Asheville

>>202871311
It's not any more effective than a normal poke ball, it's just fancy looking

Only your mark get set and go now
Got a dream and we just know now
We're gonna make our dreams come true

DOING IT OUR WAY

How do you make a gay man fuck a woman?
You put shit in her cunt.

Poo particles in my coke only makes it better

>>202871380
GG

>>202871353
well, they should have captured their fellas in a regular. classier.

ngl though coke is overrated

>>202871380
Disgusting, vile, but kind of clever joke

>>202871345
the stuff i've seen about that is horrible, like 30 people have died and the town is almost a total loss, it's really sad

>>202871417
I always used ultra balls

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I've heard that fishing those fish in America is illegal, kwab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj30_fEmApw

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I wish I could shitpost with you guys all day but I need to take a nap and then I need to do homework

>>202871485
oh, sure. i remember the cool critters need those.

>>202871425
It was only good in the 80s when you snorted it off the feet of teenage models

>>202871425
Is like super weak speed. And don't say it's all quality based, I've had premium Peruvian flake and it's fucking mid as fuck

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what's your excuse

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>>202871519
go be productive

>>202871528
I guess I'd still do a line off a hot chicks tits or summin

>>202871559
I'll see my current prospect again on Wednesday, I need to ask for her number

>>202871425
the hangover is awful, and it's pretty pricey. adderall is better

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Ciao a tutti

The worst biker made crank is better than the best coke

>>202871454
irl friend is asking for venmo donations. very grim indeed

>>202871529
yeah but I'm old I'm not trying new shit and all that. If someone had some extacy or mdma or whatever that's one thing

>>202871629
Che è?

>>202871684
She's hot but looks crazy

>>202871728
The best kind of woman

>>202871684
That user blocked me :/

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>>202871648
a lot of the roads getting in and out of town got washed out, so they are having to get food airlifted in and stuff. really awful

I've had nothing but bad luck since I set this new phone wallpaper.

>>202871648
Tell your friend "you have to earn it ;)"
Then make him spread his cheeks for you

>>202871519
underage

oh, sure. canada coming in with the gay stuff

>>202871683
Un Gameboy Advance….

why do Floridians get to live on beach properties and then also get federal goverments gibs whenever they get what they deserve for living by the water in a hurricane zone

>>202871763
ur not lindy

Reminder that it's not gay when you do it to establish dominance

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>>202871999
so what you've got to wrassle the other guy and winner gets to not be gay

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>>202871934
>insurance doesn't cover floods or wildfires in areas prone to these disasters
>if you go full Hank Hill and pay extra for it, you get coverage
>most people don't
>*disaster happens*
>State/Feds spends millions or billions to repay people who lost stuff in the disaster
Seems like insurance is pointless unless the disaster is too small for an aid package

>>202871963
I don't think he likes quote xweets

>>202872056
lol

Ramen is genuinely incredibly overrated

>>202871138
that dog DO NOT know how to cook

>>202871999
Reminds me of that Iranian refugee that got raped by six other Iranian refugees here last month because he said something against the mullah
Wonder how that works
Do they take turns fucking his unwashed hairy ass until they cum or something lol
Idk but that is just GAY as fuck

>>202871926
I meant chi

>>202872056
It's a bit more complicated than that. You need to take into account who wins the struggle, who tops/bottoms, compare it to who cums first, who cries, and who's wearing socks .

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How is it possible to be gay

>>202872089
he's cooking in the photo though, and the pancakes look fine

>>202872085
do you mean like the various instant ramens or the actual jap dish? Because I agree either way

>>202872103
Put your cock inside of a man's asshole is one of the straightest and manliest things you can do in the thirdie mind

>>202872138
i can post pics of attractive men too lol

who cries?? jesus, gay sex sounds awful.

>>202872145
actual ramen is really good especially spicy tantanaman with a bunch of meat in it

>>202872138
It's a mental illness

>>202872138
Abused as a minor

>>202872127
Eleonora Chialva

>>202872103
Yeah. For "people" who throw fags from rooftops, brown 'slims are mega gay.

>>202872138
i'm telling your gf that you have naked ladies on your phone we talk it's over for you

>>202872131
ok but the small guy is gonna lose 98% of the time, you can't dominate the other guy if you're the bottom, the bottom probably won''t cum especially if he's not really gay. what do socks have to do with it

>>202872231
umm she's not naked...

bros i think i'm dying

>>202872145
The entire concept of ramen
I don't see why Japs think you need to spend 50 years watching someone make noodles before you can make the "perfect" ramem
>WOOOOOOAAWWWWWWWWW a muted broth with slightly chewey noodles and boiled meat it's SO delicious you can tell by how little flavor is has that it's AUTHENTIC!
>>202872181
Ramen is a shit soup and every single country has their own bland soup that they don't jerk off over

ever been to garbagetown?

The Taiwanese hottie who let me suck her toes for money just linked a post of her BF in one of her instagram stories
Imagine I messaged him and just sent him 50 pics of her feet without context

>>202872292
what's going on

>>202872317
dizzy af. no idea why.

>>202872315
das gay

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>>202872300
>every single country has their own bland soup that they don't jerk off over
People jerk off to pho thoughbeit, soyjaking over asian food is incredibly common tbqh

>>202872357
Drink more water

>>202872248
Being small makes you instantly gayer than guys bigger than you. This has been an established fact since caveman days.
The bottom could lose to the dick and become a buttslut just like in hentais.
Taking off your socks when doing the sex with another man makes it instantly gay. So if you are getting raped by a man you gotta make sure to at least stop him from removing your socks.
The above is voided if someone willingly wears girly socks/stockings. Then it's as gay as not wearing socks.
Didn't your dad and uncles teach you this on Christmas and Thanksgiving?

*cracks open can*
Counting Crows now that was a real band

if i don't cum into a vagina RIGHT NOW my heart is going to explode

>>202872357
are you anemic?
you could have something going on with your blood sugar, you should have a glass of water and a bite to eat if you can manage that

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>>202872395
crazy things be goin on in fag households I see

>>202872292
how come?

>>202872181
for me it is Biang Biang noodles

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>>202872418

Japanese niggers be like "This isn't an OMLETTE this is an OMURITU it's DIFFERENT and UNIQUE!"

*makes a French omlette with no salt or pepper and fucking ruins it by cutting it open on a bed of plain rice, ruining the entire point of it being runny inside*

Dattu willu be 7,000 yen

>>202872378
>Pho is totally different from Lamian and Ramen because Lamian is Chinese and Ramen is Japanese you just don't GET IT

daft punk - digital love

>>202872462
only seven-thousand yen?
*unzips fanny-pack*

>>202872454
facebook boomers gonna love this one

>>202872418
>>202872418
just cum in a bussy

Remember to keep your socks on though.

>>202872508
>azn people get a complete pass for bland food but Wypipo don't
Unfair tbqh

Japan has like 5000 times more 3 star Michelin restaurants than the rest of the world combined and all of them are shitty omakase unseasoned raw fish on white rice with flash fried vegetables in a thin unseasoned batter type joint
Japanese food is overrated as heck

(Still love visiting Japan)

>>202871138
>Black out one night in LA
>Wake up in hospital
>Spend less than 6 hours there, basically just sleep
>They release me without collecting my insurance information
>Get call from credit bureau more than a year later
>Bill was $12,600

People will go to Japan and pay $50 for a single piece of raw fish with absolutely nothing on it and will chase it a $15 shot of something with an ABV lower than beer

>4channel.org/int just ate my post
Happens in your country?

>>202872587
i don't know what mechanisms exist for you to dispute that, a lot of people would just ignore a bill like that though

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Had to come in 4 hours early again for another 12 hour day

>>202872570
The Chinese pretend like plain boiled cabbage, plain boiled rice, and plain boiled beef is a culinary achievement and will tell you whether your plain boiled food is authentic or not

redditleaf triggered

>>202872428
>are you anemic?
Not that I'm aware of. This just started this morning.
Currently eating lunch. Maybe that'll make a difference.

>>202872587
ha! i had an appendectomy done, same thing. losers call and call, and then nothing. granted, this was during covid, so maybe they were distracted. still makes me laugh.

>>202872600
>be Japan
>beloved by troons
>beloved by chuds
>beloved by soyjaks
>beloved by boomers
>beloved by everyone, even people they fought against
How do they manage it?

Gotta be honest with you niggas for a second
Nothing comes close to a perfect Bavarian style pork knuckle with red cabbage and potato dumplings
Second to that is franconian style sauerbraten with gingerbread sauce
No other food from any country can compare
Please come to Germany and let us eat this together at the /cum/ meetup

>>202872759
i want to visit japan but idk about living there
maybe hokkaido i would stay longer

>>202872661
>chinese veggies
>literally just steamed a bitter vegetable
It really do be like that, overseas chinks who can't even speak the language try to act like they own it as well. Odd

>>202872759
no browns

>>202872759
After being defeated, Sparta turned into one giant theme park
People would travel all over the world to see the austere Spartan life while their unique culture actually died off and they became a tourist trap
Japan is the new Sparta

>>202872703
let us know

>>202872912
they love dbz

>>202872587
You don't actually have to pay

>>202872378
w2c this shirt?

website just ate my post

>>202872759
libtards seem to hate japan though, only exception I can really think of. and I think it's because the existence of japan makes a mockery of most libtard arguments like blank slate and diversity being a strength

Lasciate mi cagare
Con il giornale in mano

>>202872998
you too, huh? not nuts about this, i'll tell you.

>>202872885
I mean they have some good food but the majority of Chinese and most Asian food is genuinely noodles/rice + slimy vegetables.

we're up all night to get lucky

>>202872912
>see some brown/black person talking about how safe Iceland, South Korea, or Japan etc. is
>I just can walk at home without any unsafe feeling!
>"America could neverrrrr"
yeah because of you people lmao they never realize it

>>202872930
>buckbroken by America so hard their entire country/culture is a themepark
Grim

You may have tried "Mexican" food but it wasn't AUTHENTIC the only places where you can get REAL DELICIOUS Mexican food are places where the grease is unchanged for months, the employees don't wash their hands, you find little shards of bone in your shredded chicken, your tortillas are prebought, the meat is 50% hog anus, the floors are covered in year old spills, there are rats all over the parking lot, and you see cockroaches on the floor.
If you didn't get food poisoning, it wasn't authentic

>>202873148
That's not even true categorically

>>202872526
lol

>>202873221
das gay

>>202872998
>>202873068
Happened to me also, gookmoot has really messed up the site recently with these "upgrades"

>>202873148
>yeah because of you people lmao they never realize it
if they were smart enough to realize it they wouldn't be such awful neighbors in the first place

How do you know a Chinese restaurant is authentic and good? When it’s dirty, looks like shit, and you have elementary school aged children working the Cash register. xD

>>202873110
>I don't know whether that does you any good, but there's something out there.

>>202873003
Well they still like the heckin' walkable cities and trains and stuff like that. But yes they seethe about the immigration there and how chuddy Japs can be. Part of the reason why the media here talks about Japanese & Korean birth rate decline is so they can implicitly promote immigration here tbqh

Every single time without fail it will say connection failed and I'll have to try two or three times to post
Also why the fuck does he make us wait 5 minutes to post threads?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpB7-8SGlJ0

>>202873305
You know the ethnic food is good if you can detect trace amounts of fecal matter and urine on the food!

>>202873221
There is some truth to this

>>202873225
>https://www.tps.ca/organizational-chart/specialized-operations-command/detective-operations/investigative-services/homicide/most-wanted/
>Toronto's most violent and wanted criminals
>literally 1 White person
minoritysisters... our response?

I want the same rights as you

>>202873461
I meant there are parts of the US where you can walk home at night with no worries.

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I've become quite partial to peach yogurt.

Black people sure do try to claim the title of having the best food yet African food is complete and utter ass or directly stolen from the Arabs and African American food is genuinely just Southern food
That AND every single black owned restuaraunt I've tried has WILDLY misseasoned their food
You can tell there's seasoning but they don't know about toasting seasonings or which seasonings go together
They use the "everything in the spicerack" method of seasoning where they think more seasoning = more flavor

>>202873510
peach is good i also like blackberry

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>>202873506
Oh you meant it that way, my mistake.

gender studies is a good degree

I live in California and the only thing that makes me feel unsafe to walk to the streets are the drivers
I'm nearly hit every time I walk anywhere
Walked to Costco since it's like a 10 minute walk away and was almost hit crossing an intersection because the old cunt saw it turn green for the intersection ahead and gunned it
Ended up spitting the nastiest, plhegmiest loogie right on her windshield

>>202873530
i have seen a lot of criminally over seasoned dishes served at black owned places, you're right about them throwing the whole spice rack at any dish, and calling it a day. no room for subtleties when the whole thing tastes like tony's

>>202873626
i want to do architecture but im scared of not earning enough money in the future to live a comfy life

>>202873714
The secret blend is Tony’s and then adding more of the spices that make up the blend they’re using

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My books will be here tomorrow

>>202873854
Reading is for fags
I’m completely illiterate myself

>>202873935
how did you read my post then

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>>202873854
They won't, actually

>>202873854
what'd you get?

>>202873971
I would imagine books would be the worst possible thing for a porch pirate to get when they steal a package

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>>202874007

>>202873971
black people dont steal books

>>202874102
he's a very studious thug

>you can come in tomorrow on your day off since you didnt come in today
what the fuck????

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>>202874017
Not so.
You seen those videos of the guys who rig a glitterbomb with fart spray for porch pirates

>>202874134
I hope you like being unemployed

>>202874184
if this went off in your house you would never get all that glitter up, you will find glitter in that house until the day you die

business idea: new city named cummingville

are trying the new hawk tuah taco bell meal?

>>202874184
I only ever saw the ones with dog poo inside

>>202874274
i am patiently waiting for this meme to die

>>202874244
They intentionally used the finest grain glitter and the fart spray is said to be reminiscent of rotting flesh. you should YouTube the video. It's fucking hilarious. They film the whole thing with cameras in the box

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Me irl

beans are high in carbs

>>202874321
we have a similar body hair pattern

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>>202874058

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h4T_LlK1VE4

Here's the latest one, fucking classic

>>202874293
spit on that thang

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>>202874371
Disney Wars is non-cannon to me

>>202874274
I got the new hawk tuah car insurance

hawk tuah the polls

The hawk tuah girl did a DNA test to show she is jewish

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>spit on that thang

>>202874274
>>202874293
>>202874392
This exchange was fucking hilarious to me

>>202874490
it was fake

im a jew btw

>>202874321
hello gayson

>>202874058
oh, cool. man, look at that skull guy. i bet he's up to some nefarious-something. be careful, luke...

>>202874547
>a girl named "Haliey" from Tennessee
>Howie "the jew" Mandel a comedian podcast performed the test (allegedly)
100% real clearly

>>202874627
Gayson is skinnyfat though he's in shape

why do boomers love the hawk tuah meme

>>202874661
Why does anyone like it
Why did it catch on so much
It's gross and trashy. Actually I guess it reflects the SOCIETY we live in

>>202874657
background and file name are jasonesque

Y'all hate on the hawk tuah girl her podcast titled "talk tuah" is the third most listened to behind Joe Rogan

white trash shouldn't call themselves conservatives

>>202874636
You're not wrong he's a real bad dude

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>Then she said "hawk tuh spit on that thang"
>I kid you not the funniest shit I ever saw!
>Of course I immediately followed her on everything and listen to her podcast!

I think my dog has influenza

thread has taken an unfortunate turn

looked at iknowwhatyoudownload and someone in my apartment building seems to have the interests as me based on what they download
wish i could find out who it was

>>202874801
It's so surreal how viral she went over something so mundane like I both get it and am stumped by it at the same time

>>202874817
Well tell him to release them. Kidnapping influencers is wrong

>>202874832
It's your downloads that you've forgotten or that you downloaded while in a drugged state via the carbon monoxide lean

>>202874880
thanks dad

I just finished having sex with this Anon's (>>202874701) mom. Any questions?

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>>202874837
hate engagement and ironic engagement all feed the algorithm jews the same way as positive engagement desu

dead thread

>>202874905
nah i already thought of that

>>202874993
Are you Jason

>>202874993
i told you to use condoms, you moron. enjoy that hiv

>>202875001
>3 posts in under a minute

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I need a good cologne for work. I spent $20 on some Adidas robaccia, but it was weak and not manly.

I think I'm gonna bite the bullet and splurge on another bottle of this, shits like $160, but it's worth it and would last far longer

jason got image banned and fell off because no one can tell it's him without the avatarfagging

>>202875051
My ex bought me that and it's good, but I suggest only spraying it once. It's on the strong side.

hate it when you associate a cologne or perfume with a person from your past, and you smell it somewhere else again

well now that my day off's stolen from me, guess Im daydrinking

>>202875098
I know. That's why I said it would last far longer. A dab on the wrists and neck is all it takes. That Adidas shit was weak as fuck

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im a khhv and hence, never had that problem and never will.

>>202875056
FACT CHECK: PARTLY TRUE

One thing I realized is that people always associate women with "smelling good" but the thing is, it's a positive association with perfume, not women themselves
It's like associating a woman with big tits but it's just a pushup bra.
Me, I rarely wear cologne. I just want to smell clean and I think that's good enough.

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>>202875132
Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds reminds me of my teacher INSTANTLY upon smelling it

>>202875177
What if you smell the same scent you experienced when your uncle molested you?

>>202875177
>>202875132

>>202873964
I just know what it says

>>202875233
that never happened

>>202875201
>I just want to smell clean and I think that's good enough
I respect your austerity but you'll never stand out that way. If you wanna make an impression, your presence must affect all 5 senses

Buds I think I need to lay off the espresso
My lack of self control paired with concentrated coffee mean that this is the third day in a row where I've had too much even as someone who usually drinks 3-4 cups a day
I'm on my 7th shot of espresso and it's 12:32PM

>>202875017
No
>>202875029
Who do you think gave her HIV in the first place?

>>202875286
>your presence must affect all 5 senses
what if my presence affects your pp?

>>202875292
are you a wagie

>>202875329
Kill yourself fag

>>202875350
No I'm a salary man

>>202875371
Salary-man
Wild like the Taliban

That Hawk Tuah girl is blessed
Bless her heart and may she make a lot of money during her 15 minutes of fame
“Haliey” is just about the most retarded way to spell that name thoughever

>>202875277
oh, I meant your boy scout troop leader

michael richard's outtake where he's struggling to breathe while he shoves food down his thoat

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I like her and wish her the best.
Shes a qtp2t

>>202875411
Hailey and Haley are the only acceptable ways
Her mom is just a dumb bitch who misplaced the "i"

>park outside McDonald’s to order my usual meal deal thru the app
>app logged me out, have to repark and connect to WiFi because for some reason that one spot in town’s a dead zone
>finally log in and get my order in
>fucking app reroutes order to the permabusy store 10 minutes away
>no option to cancel, have to fucking drive there
>naturally a lane’s closed on the road causing omega traffic
>finally get there and have to wait in a 8 car queue while the ESL 50 year old Consuela struggles through everyone’s orders and all the mobile pickup spots are full
>FINALLY fucking get through to the window, they don’t have sweet or unsweet tea so I have to drink a fucking c*ke
>the retards forgot my fucking 4 piece to top it off
My disappointment is immeasurable. If we lived in a just world the entire McDonald’s corporate IT department would kill themselves right now and that store would burn down.

>>202875371
you must really hate your job

>>202875475
no

>>202875481
she's kind of a baddie though

>>202875519
No I love my job, I just play video games, watch Youtube, and shitpost all day
I just have no self control

>>202875500
What state (please don't say what I think you're gonna say)

>>202875481
>no ass
grim

>>202871559
cant stop at one

>>202875570
Zeus gives different gifts to different people and doles them out as He sees fit.

>>202875564
It literally doesn’t matter, I piss on every McDonald’s store.

>>202875481
awful face as well

>>202871637
im more of a fanta guy

>>202875618
don't do that i eat there sometimes

>>202875500
In Leafistan I believe there is an option to change the store for a pickup order in the app

>>202875542
You're a baddie

>>202871934
all they have to do is put their houses on stills and prune trees and 90% of the problem is avoided

This is my favorite Hawk Tuah edit.
Short, simple, wholly nonsensical.

https://files.catbox.moe/7ug099.mp4

stilts not stills
>>202875687

>>202875701
no one asked + kill yourself

>>202872454
What’s he got?

>>202875481
>face already losing elasticity
>fridge body
>negative muscle development
>bra inserts
the only reason “””men””” find her attractive is because of the blonde hair and the fact she’s conservative adjacent

Linux kinda sucks ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld492Q3i7I0

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>>202875633
You're no prize yourself

>>202875637
Webbumrel

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>>202875739

>>202873510
>>202873554
For flavoured yoghurt, I tend to prefer banana, but I usually just get plain. Plain is good in/with certain savoury dishes; the sweet stuff is verging on ice cream sometimes

>>202875814
me on the left

>>202875750
A hare

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i love hentai

not going anywhere. relapsed, fine. but i won't turn this into a catastrophe. i've got one hand on the wheel, asshole.

I eat plain balkan yoghurt

>>202875842
>Waiter, there’s a hare in my talons…

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>yoghurt

>>202875912
lol

I’ve yet to try poutine, I imagine I’ll be disappointed like all food that gets hyped up

>>202875796
never denied it THO

poutine your ass

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cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>202875968
i want to try it with cheese curds

>>202875968
even the "good" poutine is just like 7/10 tbqh. But most of it in Canada is a lot less than that

Who can figure out the true meaning of covfefe? Enjoy!

this soy poster thinks hes a comedic genius

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>>202876086
everyone knows it means coffee, dum dum

>>202876148
i look like that

>>202876148
Certified baddie

soyjaks are funny sometimes

>>202876148
>here’s your spinster, bro

>be neet
>scrape by flipping cars
>argument with gf about work
>tell her I send resumes but they never call back
>says she wants to do it in front of her
>ok
>they reply
>have interview
>try to bomb it
>hr lady likes my confidence inspiring honesty
>get hired
Fuck!

>>202875968
It’s like nachos in the way that if you don’t eat it quickly it turns disgusting

>injure my back
>recovery is slow but steady
>buddy gives me some tiger balm
>”watch out, it burns if you get it in the wrong place”
>ok
>put some on, feels good
>sudden need to shit
>start wiping
>little tingle
>tickled my vagus nerve or something, idk, whatever
>get up, flush, wash my hands
>building sensation in my cheeks
>uh oh
>crying now because my asshole has been blasted with oriental icy hot for over an hour

Business idea: solar powered water heater

>>202876269
congrats bud

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Is Urkel a member of the Ankh-right?

eating asparagus
takes like straw (hay) (cowfeed)
not great

>>202876294
you used it as lube. no need to make up all that shit

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>>202876269

>>202876380
it will taste better as cud when your stomach ruminates it and digests it some

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ONE, HERE COMES THE TWO TO THE THREE TO THE FOUR
EVERYBODY DRUNK OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR
BABY GIRL ASS JIGGLE LIKE SHE WANT MORE
LIKE SHE A GROUPIE AND I AIN'T EVEN ON TOUR
MAYBE 'CAUSE SHE HEARD THAT I RHYME HARDCORE
OR MAYBE 'CAUSE SHE HEARD THAT I BUY OUT THE STORES
BOTTOM OF THE NINTH AND THIS NIGGA GOTTA SCORE
IF NOT I GOTTA MOVE ON TO THE NEXT WHORE
HERE COMES THE THREE TO THE TWO TO THE ONE
HOMEBOY TRIPPIN', HE DON'T KNOW I GOT A GUN
WHEN IT COME TO POP, MAN, WE DO SHIT FOR FUN
YOU AIN'T GOT ONE? NIGGA, YOU BETTER RUN
NOW I'M IN THE BACK GETTIN' HEAD FROM MY HUN
WHILE SHE GOIN' DOWN, I'M BRAGGIN' ON WHAT I DONE
SHE SMOKIN' MY BLUNT SAYIN' SHE AIN'T HAVIN' FUN
BITCH, GIVE IT BACK, NOW YOU DON'T GET NONE

NOW, EVERYBODY IN THIS CLUB GETTIN' TIPSY
(EVERYBODY IN THIS CLUB GETTIN' TIPSY)
NOW, EVERYBODY IN THIS CLUB GETTIN' TIPSY
(EVERYBODY IN THIS CLUB GETTIN' TIPSY)

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She went a little meshuggah with the tattoos

>>202876294
I jerked off with tiger balm in basic, we are not the same.

>>202876269
kek

>>202876427
Why would yo do this

new where

COWABUNGA DUDES

>>202876515
>>202876515
>>202876515

>>202876478
The same reason anyone jerks off. I was bored and horny.