charming man edition
poo smells lmao
I look like this but I am 5'8" and not gay, what now?
diesel smells
>>202858508
>>202858537
>>202858535Get your arse out for the boys
>>202858554bloody hell
£2.50 for this lads, what we saying?
>>202858508three kinds of men who look like this and date womenrepressed gaysrepressed trannersscumfuck snakes who need to be killed, absolute scum of the earth who will follow literally any trend and say any thing to get laid, no personality, just layer upon layer of subversive behavior
>>202858558Why is that HST named "Top of the Pops"
british niggas be like "corrr beach looking lovely today lads x"
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIBUHWWHrfs
leftypol incessantly banging on about slavery from 300 years ago but couldnt give a monkeys about the slavery occurring right on his doorstep.
>>202858576bet you saw the 6'3 and it set you offspiteful little goblin of a man
scran. maccas apple pies are peng
>>202858588i'll catch a train down
>>202858618Hey 190
>>202858628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pGGxbhII8Y
>>202858588yeah?
>British clergyman, 69, dies during night of drug-fuelled sex with Belgian priest, 60, who is then arrested after cops find ecstasy in his Antwerp rectory
>>202858650what these pics don't show is that it's probably like 13 degrees outside
>>202858650*stands at the top of the hill*alright better head dow-*slips*aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA LADS
>>202858588
my cat's probably eaten loads of cows in her life time
>>202858577named after the TV show, probably because Jimmy Savile presented it and Jimmy Savile famously did the adverts for intercityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut6D-1akP_w
>>202858688Ouch indeed.
>>202858618I'm the trans man from the last thread so yes on both countsI've had all three types listed as exes and stand by what I said
>>202858677we're all thinking it
*denies reality*
>>202858693
>>202858608leftypol's expressed beliefs are entirely shallow and performative, basically no more than a fashion accessory
#RapeNetanyahu
theyre about to trial "hoon cameras" that take a pic of your car if you rev your engine and rip it down the street, apparently the cameras have a decibel recording device. fuckin wow
>>202858707If you were half kiwi you would be a trans trans tasman
>>202858707>i'm the trans manyou what
>I'm a trans mandisgusting
>>202858707
>>202858757zippertits
first off, i'm a woman
>>202858765yh
>>202858736goodpeople who rag their cars or bikes like this in residential areas and mod them to be extra loud are antisocial psychopaths that need taking off the road
>>202858707gwon lad do us a vocaroo so we can hear your kazoo voice
>>202858736taken from the UK funnily enough
>>202858736My car sounds like gunfire when I do a big downshift or rev out in 1stThank fuck I live in yorkshire where every other man under 35 does as well
>>202858791lol what a photothat's one I didn't think I'd see
>>202858791how are these cunts on £70k/year with unlimited OT to sit in a booth and push a singular lever forward?
How are you celebrating Black History Year?
a car is I daddy geese oslerare humans cider wise rude dudes deranged or ridiculousretooling windows code hides wider user derangement issues ostensibly
righto then what's going on in this /brit/
How many men in history have been tortured by the thoughts of their ex-wife/girlfriend having sex with other men?Has driven some to murder no doubt
>>202858829Well, rorke, perhaps because their job is a little more involved than that?? Okay?
>>202858707do you get to decide how big your nucock is or do they just stick you with the average (4.5")
>>202858832being angry online
>>202858829with a long enough career someone always jumps on the tracks in front of them
>>202858841morning
>>202858736Poztralia moment :/
>>202858845How can you get tortured by thoughts they're not even real
>>202858881I don't see Indian train drivers complaining.
Jap trains don't even have drivers and they're some of the best services in the world.
>>202858885Spaki
dont like how transphobic brit is becoming
>>202858792wouldn't mind them being removed from society entirely to be honest
my face and beard are very flakeynothing to be done about it unfortunately
>>202858885we got the idea from you guys
>>202858816fucken rank
remember how shit australia turned during covidlol niggas getting sent to camps and shitstupid retards
>>202858881oh boo hoo does it make them depwessed
>>202858914You should be banned on sight like furfags are but gookmoot won't do fuck all to improve 4chan
>>202858914trannyism is an evil cult that must be destroyed
>>202858930yeah but we never implemented the idea
>>202858920cheeky bit of moisturiser
>>202858914
>>202858845I'm tortured by feelings of inadequacy because I know I can never give better dick than heroin sex and she's not an addict anymorenot intimidated by other men but I know that the ones who got her when she was a junkie had her howling from the chemical enhancement and it just seems unfair that I don't get a go to ruin her pleasure receptors permanentlycan outcompete any man but competing with opiates would take some hentai protagonist level skill, I'm only human
>>202858967Doesn't seem to do anything really
>>202858987mmhmm yes perfectly normal things that children should be taught about in schools yes
>>202858989Right well you should definitely kill yourself
>>202858554
>>202858987
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNPCk3bZBao&t=00h55m01s
>>202859020Should be against the rules to tell someone to kill themselves
Ian Watkins? Innocent I reckon
>>202858987>yes, this will cure my mental illness
running for office in the UK under the "get heatherfreak locked up in an asylum" party !!
>>202859040no heathers
>>202858987>>202858816all of these complications can fully heal with proper aftercare but trans men are grots who live in hoarder housesasmongold followers who love him because he feels like an achievable transition goal
>>202859023Post your willy so I can confirm your n word usage loicense mate
>>202859040off topic/spamming
>>202858963well according to the news we did it because it's in use in london
>>202859065
>>202859072fuck off you evil ghoul
>>202859063suppressing the period with anabolics already did that, the flesh tube is pure fetish, I just want a man to suck my meat instead of a strap
Would you say it’s over if you hit 25 and remain a khhv?
>>202859074blue board nigga
>>202858948that never happened you goose
>>202858948yeah aussie police fucking loved it.
heatherposting is light relief from trans arms
holden: it never happened but it was a good thing
I am not at all familiar with this particular australian flag posterare they new
>>202859138probably just 190 or spainlard on their vpn
>>202859107Janny won't mind... if he wants to keep his mother alive... *smirks and an ominous tune is played*
>>202859108literally did
>>202859138>>202859148>or
>>202859130ah unfortunately you see, theyre the same person
>>202859106been over for a few years at that point
£450 to win at the pub quiz tonight, rollover jackpotAssembled our best men (and two women) to win itWish me luck lads
>>202859181How much is that each
>>202859138Been posting here since thailad was our thread shared cum sock Miss that boy's tight asian bussy
>>202859181women or 'women'?
>i will maim myself and use the flesh to graft my genitals into some sort of skin dildo>this is totally normal behaviour and if you disagree you are a transphobic bigot
>>202859181good luck mate hope you romp itthere a particular topic this week?
>tfw married to a barren woman who can't be trusted in the kitchen without burning food and using up every pan and utensil to make mediocre mealsfml
pad thai coming out my bussy ToT
>>202859202catyank POV
how is cheating on one's phone prevented at pub quizzes?
>>202859106Heather's 30 and a khhv
>>202859101trans men are more sexually available to KHHV than femcels or tomboys ever wereif I was forced to be a 5'2 tomboy again I would only be fucking chads on tinder, because I'd still need to imagine myself as them to get offI can cum while fucking men I find attractive instead of getting off to the thought of being someone else now, and that means potentially I could even find you attractive>>202859138I used to come here pre-transition and larp as a cis man but that was a long time agoso yes, but also no
>>202859229teach her to cook instead of moaning about her behind her back
>>202858707mate what the fuck ive never even met a lebanese and here weve got a full on tasmaniandid you fancy blokes until youd been on the bull semendo you sympathise with incels
>>202859229How did you end up like that
>>202859248you're fucking disgusting
This is the average /brit/ poster mouthing off about what someone else looks like.
my life hasn't got any worse in the last 7 hours
>>202859243Why is she single?
>>202859276yeah, I'm a man
>>202859229Never marry a woman who hasn't proven to you she can cook 5 good meals and knows how the washing machine work. Waste of space
>>202859248shut the fuck up
190 onamadone
>>202859288mallard looks like THAT?
>>202859196Be £75 each mate, certainly nowt to sniff at>>202859202Women>>202859208It's always general knowledge -> music -> more general knowledge -> eliminator round (answer any wrong you get 0 points for the round)They scatter a few dingbats, pictures, cryptic clues ect into the general knowledge rounds too
we're lucky that all the goodies won the wars throughout history
>>202859229Have yet to meet a woman that’s a good cook and actually cooks
tbf the barren part isn't her fault but she's just incapable of improving her cooking skills and constantly makes the same mistakes over and overat least i enjoy cooking and am good at it, i have to basically keep her out of the kitchen now
>>202859334yeah, winning the culture war right now
never marry a woman who hasn't proven she has a 6 inch penis
Barren bitch wife lad has me filtered Devastated
SWEEP THE FUCKING ROADS
>>202859299She's married to Jesus
>>202859321yeah good stuff similar to the standard pub trivia fare I doalthough my local swapped trivia providers and the questions all got geared exclusively towards boomers, went from winning every week to falling behind
Rocket league time :3
What ever happend to poleabooDid he go mental a second time when all the anti jeet shit hit the internet
just annoyed that i made us a really good stew yesterday and she's managed to completely burn the leftovers by putting it on a high heat and just completely leaving it alone for 10 minutes and going into another roomwhole kitchen stinks now and the lunch is ruined
yeah... the cronem are active though
Missus keeps grinding her teeth in her sleep lads what should I do
like how hard is it to just gently reheat a bit of stew
>>202859431you aint x
>>202858508dont do/are any of these thingsalso a 33 year old incel
going to head down to the local woods with my swiss army knife
Who would you marry out of these two
>>202859442he's going out later remember aha (at 5 AM)
>>202859248I'm a non transsexual autogynephile, sounds like the same thing but the other way round. Crazy that happens
Extreme mental illness hours Bye xoxo
>>202859441would
>>202859432take her to a dental clinic to get it sortedbruxism can lead to all sorts of problems
>>202859441That's a Goldstein stare alright
>>202859460LOL true
>tfw just took my daily goypill
>>202859459roobs for the money
>>202859459I would marry Candice
I'm trainsphobic
>>202859459Roobs seems annoying but harmlessThe one on the right is child-smothering mentally ill
did people do valentine's in your school or is it purely a yank thing? nobody at mine bothered with it
>>202859515Candace is hairy and gross
tv adverstiser jew hellbent on convincing me white people sit black people on the sofa at home watching football and drinking beer
https://youtu.be/hlVXOC6a3ME
>>202859397This one is a good mix of old and new, best I've found in the area Been to boomer oriented quizzes before and it's just humiliating
>>202859500haha having a look is he
>>202859539probably but I never received a card from anybody
>>202859539people would put cards in each others lockers and the couples would give each other gifts/spend more of the day together but mostly it was just downlow/ignored
>>202859545ok
>>202859553can i come x
catberg buggerising around the hallways meowing at nothing in particular
Might buy a SAD lamp, I always feel like shit in Autumn and Winter.
Who remember Heather Green's early 2010s high school creeper videos?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZm6uiXYPPo&t=02h41m55s
might convert to mormonism
>>202859592does he know youre in
>>202859592love doing this don't they
catberg insisted on grooming my hands after I had a spliffgeridoo and now the silly cunt is zonked
not seen mousey since he threatened to kill other anons "in real life"
>>202859606American women are so much more attractive than ours, take the piss.
>>202859606you never will
>>202859606looks like they could use some more men
>>202859606that bottom left girl is stunning
>>202859621>spliffgeridoostealing this x
Lots of jews posting behind UK and Poztralian flags.Concerning.
>>202859545They're Irish diaspora The Irish get on better with low mind brown who are like them
>>202859584not once in my life have I ever been compelled to make this expression, I really don't understand, it's like a natural reflex for these people to make this gay fucking face
cat started speaking to me in fluent latin.how is this possible?
>>202859408That’s just being lazy and thoughtless Being a bad cook is a choice
>>202859625had a cataclysmic meltie on /cum/ the other day
>>202859584mad how this bloke tried to shop pics of caveman claiming he trooned out when this is what he became
>chicken salad sandwich >packet of skips>pear>orangeThat's lunch sorted
>>202859654wog cunt
>>202859628>American girls are more attractiveThat's the German and Scandi influenceStrong and symmetrical facesBritish women are so ugly by comparison
>>202859680yummers x
What kind of job can you wear a (specifically) tweed suit. If you're working in the countryside surely a suit isnt that practical unless youre in a hotel or something
>>202859680did the skips remind you of the smell of your bellend?
>>202859707GP
>>202859606If they're American, why are they converging in London?
On the bus, noticing how it’s almost exclusively youths and older women, none or almost no older men. They don’t take public transit?
>just annoyed that i made us a really good stew yesterday and she's managed to completely burn the leftovers by putting it on a high heat and just completely leaving it alone for 10 minutes and going into another room>whole kitchen stinks now and the lunch is ruined
>>202859722they're working. like you should be
>>202859717This doesn't happen if you're AmericanBrits are so disgusting
>>202859707Really wish I could wear stuff like this without being larpy
>>202859628delusional or faceblind, given you post on 4chan likely both
>>202859659shes defo cheating on him
vpnyank meltdown
>>202859722They're working for brown people's benefits
>>202859719Ywnb the country doctor making house calls changing wills... sad
BANGYOU'RE DEAD
>Robert Jenrick says Star of David should be displayed at every point of entry to the UK>Robert Jenrick has said the Star of David should be displayed at every point of entry to the UK to show “we stand with Israel”.>Mr Jenrick also used his remarks to promise that if he became prime minister he would move the British embassy to Jerusalem.
Love programming me, shame the industry is on its last leg. Wonder if my degree will be dead by the time i get it.
>>202859573>lockersFOY
>>202859758Ugly features like weak chins and big noses are way more common in British people
I wear tweed to my job centre and pip appointments. They take one look at me and send me home lmao
>>202859721ever heard of missionaries
>>202859764I wouldn’t jump to that but women are just selfish and lazy
Going to do some studying. Sedimentary rocks are the topic.
>>202859797>Jenrick is married to Michal Berkner. She is nine years older than Jenrick, and is the grandchild of Holocaust survivors. She is an Israeli-born and US-educated corporate lawyer who practises mainly in London. Together, they have three daughters, whom they are bringing up in the Jewish faithRobot Jewrick
>>202859797shabbo's goyhis older jewish wife manipulates his feeble cattle mind
>>202859797why are the tory leadership candidates acting like they're campaigning for the job of PM of Israel
the scrantheon
>>202859834fuck off paedo
>>202859811the average yank, as in the average as it exists in the real world, is completely munted. your whole world is gigachad and wojack cartoons
>>202859801what are they called then?
>>202859722they have a car mate
>>202859826Yeah I pay a visit to your mum's house every weak mate
>>202859584hate guys like this
>>202859606Do they use cute girls to target vulnerable lonely men ? Like most cults
>take out £225k mortgage>Credit score goes up 300 pointsWat
>>202859851Kind of mental how our PM and potentially of leader of the opposition have Jewish wives and children considering how much of a small section of the population they are
>>202859891FOY
>>202859902Post is positively dripping with anti semitism. Putting you on a watch list rn
>>202859882The average white American is not munted mate. They are on average more attractive than Brits. Just look at photos of any midwestern place of work.
>>202859586Sorry la 6 max per team, another week x
>>202859897Credit score is meaningless mate
couldn't imagine anything more pathetic than going to pub quizzes
Can't stop fucking eating
>>202859927I'm half-Jewish myself
MrSmelly is a spaz
>>202859955ok billy no mates
>>202859902Better Jews than Muslims
>>202859955t. friendless incel
>>202859944he seems nice
>>202859931>Just look at photos of any midwestern place of work.How would i do that
>>202859897huh is it cause it implies 1 youre a proper person and 2 youre going to stay in the same place for a while
>>202859934all good mate
>>202859955i can, how about staying on /brit/ in your smelly bedroom while someone else is having fun
>>202859970>>202859972alri mark corrigan
>>202859956Are you on an ssri?
43 sprays Chanel Platinum Egoiste
lads is it wrong to shag your mates ex if he broke up with her 3 years ago
>>202860002how close is your mate to you and how long did they go out?
>>202859973you know what mate, i think he probably is
>>202859944I put seed out for the collared doves that come to my balcony, there's at least one there all day. They're quite tame and I can open the door and they won't fly off.
>>202860002*thinks if i had a girlfriend 3 years ago*no lad go right ahead
>>202859999No
>>202859931Im looking
>>202858535>Serb manlet You suffer.
>>202860012i lived with him for 2 years, they dated for 5
>>202859955Why not? They're good fun, if I had friends I'd go to one.
>>202858650Been waiting for two months for the opportunity to shoot this photo
>>202859979By looking at midwest companies' social media
>>202860045Then yesIt would be wrong
>>202860040top stuff mate keep us updated x
>>20285867913C feels nice, not for sunbathing though
>>202860040The ones here that are even slightly attractive end up ruining themselves by wearing tonnes of makeup, using spray tan, and getting lip fillers so they look like a duck.
>>202858662Oh they found the drugs in his rectory allright
>>202860040Yeah now of those whites and not mutts or browns, show me who who has a weak chin and huge nose like you see in every third or forth brit
>>202860020are they everywhere, i dont knowingly see any doves but they look so much like normal pigeons
>>202860071trip on nappy
>>202860082yeah we got it the first time you imbecile
>>202860065fair enough, I dont think he'll care though. not sure if i should tell him or notalso kinda wonder if she did it to get back at him, he cheated on her multiple times i think
>>202860099No they don't
mad how sexy trans women are
Has anyone seen MrSmelly's new girlfriend? She's ugly as fuck, looks like a druggie. She's like four years old than him too.
>>202858682>hillWe call them cliffs in England
>>202860059
no one knows or cares who your eceleb father is you fucking faggot
>>202858736Hate these fucking mongs, but I am opposed to the measure of course.
>>202860151rage on incel
>>202860040They're all old and still they have better jawlines than the average white British company workers in the midlands
>>202860045don't go there then mate
>>202860133not that mad is it they know what men want
reading the civ in game wiki so I can finally be good at the game
>>202860185loool
>>202860185pmsl
trans deep dive on wikifeet
>>202860178too late
>>202860146Point provenYou can see their strong jaws from that distanceNow do this for a random British company outside London
>>202860142these are what I call cliffs
https://youtu.be/u8NRoJb_vc8
>>202860244fuck off weeb tranny
>>202860235corrrr, mad how dogshit our outdoors are compared to the rest of the world
>>202860219laughed at this
>>202860193>>202860206same cunt
All these average dudes of different ages would fair well against average English guys
>>202860252mad kid?
>>202860274Find an equivalent of british workers then
>>202860274yes the midget aaron ramsdale phenotype
>>202860306>>202860306>>202860306>>202860306
not posting in this unfunny irish diaspora gimmick pricks threads eat shit you unfunny fag
>>202860040can tell some were lookers when they were younger but the only woman there I'm certain is under 30 is Beth Shelton and wow that's not a strong starting example
>>202860224Actual more difficult because it seems to be only estate agents and dentists that do "meet the team" here and its like 5people
>>202860333aye me neithermight actually do some bloody work lol
>>202859797But Israel is not representative of all jews.
>>202860112But I said it for the first time.
