Irish diaspora edition
poo smells lmfao
Forgot to clean up after my wank and mumberg's just asked me why there's a load of snot in the sink
anyone at conference and wants to meet up?
>>202860331You should cum in the toilet That's how I've been doing it for 15 yearsZero mess
>>202860339Any good cottaging sites at conference?
>Family of seven-year-old flower girl decapitated alongside chauffeur after wedding in crash with wrong-way drunk driver suffer new blow after the driver was released on parole
Sitting Labour MP Ruth Cadbury going around New Hampshire campaigning for Kamala HarrisAll at the British taxpayer's expense Same media that were fuming over Farage daring to go to the RNC is strangely silent over this
>[Deleted]That'll teach you to make fun of trans people.
heathernonce getting ready to spam the same 10 images for 12 hours straight
there are no jobsall the job listings are for fake jobs
>>202860331dam u freaky
Technology has come along way Backwards if you ask me
>>202860339Paki businessmen conference
>>202860358God look how attractive that fat pug-faced yank is, god they're so attractive
>>202860333>t. irish diaspora
im not gonna say anything to my mate about the shagging of the ex. I decided thats exactly what a redditor would do so i shall do the oppositejust thought brit should know
>>202860348not sure i could finish squatting perpendicular to the toliet bowl like a gremlin
wonder whats for tea tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7doNO9e8d4
I can only find dentists. Regular businesses dont seem to do group pics
wanking into a man's gaping arsehole
>>202860398there's a fix for that, pop along to B&Q and ask then to direct you to the toilet seats, it lets you sit on the toilet and then spaff into it
>>202860385They're not necessarily attractive but they look balancedYes he's face but does he have a chin? Yes he does. Is his face long and narrow as is commonly found in British men and women? No it is not.
That's a Trans W.
>>202860431how ineffectual are your erections that this is possible lmao
>>202860431you must have an incredibly small penis
>>202860420Look pretty much the same as the yank ones desu
>>202860420>2 male dentists + however many female dental nurses competing to be the wife / mistress of the male dentists (+ possibly one female dental hygienist with huge breasts)Genuinely never been in a dental practice that was anything other than this setup.
>>202860358fucking hell hahah
bumped into leftypol in town earlier
>>202860398Similar position to real sexMy dick is 6 inches and it works no problemI would say if you're below 7 inches this technique will work for you. Bigger than that and you may not be able to scoot back far enough on the seat to shoot inside the inner toilet
>>202860457>>202860454Fat cunts with no hip flexibility
>>202860306Look at that pudgy face, would love to out my fist or cock through it
consider: sex with large breasted older women
>>202860496please draw us a picture of what position you're in when doing this
>>202860420Great image quality mate
alri diego how big's your goblin cock?
>>202860496project on>>202860495there is no amount of "scooting" back possible because my erection arches upwards not downwards lmao wtf does yours do
>>202860331fucking hell
/brit/ is just 4chan for people who don't like 4chan. No discussion of any kind is had here, debates are mocked and derided by the masses in an attempt to make them go away, no theories are posited and finessed.All this would be fine if there was a silly side to things as 4chan has always been known for its whimsy and weirdness and does not have a requirement to be a serious forum however even there /brit/ utterly utterly fails. In years of existence the general has failed to produce even a single meme of any note of any kind. Unlike the country it is named for /brit/ has a nonexistent cultural output for export. Even obscure boards and generals on places like /mlp/ and /a/ have contributed more to the history of chan culture. Even trap threads have.Ultimately /brit/ is a PATHETIC milieu of around 70 regular desperate poster's who have managed to devolve the exciting freedom of internet image boards into a curious and sordid combination of a comprehensive school playground and the worst side of instagram with a bit of generic forum thread sprinkled on. Name fags, rare flaggers who may as well be name fags, gimmickers, twitter stalkers, etc etc - all vie desperately to post pointlessly over and over again as though one thread isn't going to be exactly the same as the last one and the one that will come after it. No doubt many /brit. regulats WILL read this post, but, finding they have no comeback to it they shall affect to have not read it and as mentioned above simply affect to place it beneath their notice. "Blog on" they shall cry in a vain attempt to do this.Blog on indeed /brit/.......
>>202860523bender>>202860541right so you have a misshapen willy, thank you for clarifying
When an Irish diaspora woman talks, you listen
Outer 4chan you make a thread then it slides to page 10 with perhaps 1 or 2 replies (including 1 from yourself). Here there's a captive audience.
>>202860575not sure what to tell you mate but if you'd even basic human anatomical knowledge you'd know that an erect penis pointsupwards
Nary a word
>>202860541No ones erections are so stiff that you can't push your cock down mateHave you literally never had sex?
Won't someone think of poor nigel farage's feelings all he wanted to do was take a pic with based God Emperor Donald J Trump (based)
>>202860567
whats wrong with him
>>202860602>Have you literally never had sex?this is besides the point and is an ad hominem
open the fucking pubs
Wanking inside a toilet takes on the same position as missionary sex
>>202860602err what forcefully pushing my cock contrary to where it wants to be is the opposite of sexually stimulating
>>202860618Impetigo
>>202860581Second after black women for level of annoyingness
really struggling to imagine the position that lad must be in to wank into a toilet when sat on it.what a bizarre and uncomfortable thing to do
>>202860618he has beautiful eyes x
>>202860339Imagine if Kemi wins and we have a black woman as the leader of the opposition, not sure Labour could cope with that, David Lammy would probably shut down.
>>202860635Then you do not have a functional penis
>>202860631spoons does breakfast
rorke quaking in his sketchers
they're starting to talk about boris johnson eating cake like its the holocaust haha
>>202860635That's no my experience at allMy dick stays curved and comfortable when I wank inside the toilet. It's all about hip position. Never failed me in 15 years.
>>202860567blog on
>>202860659black women are at least attractive
>>202860679That would deffos get the loony lefties mad
>>202860666Go and try itI know it can be difficult to shift your fat arse off the cummy gaming chair but it won't take long
Irish people just want to live inside a mudhut with brown people making stew and speaking loudly That is their dream
>>202860666perhaps I'm not the only trans man who has larped as a cis man in /brit/nice trips
>>202860702If you have a remotely skilled job you're a retard staying in Britain as a good white person
>>202860709why on earth would i do that when i can just cum inside my gf.not everyone is a weird bog-spaffing incel like you my nigga
no sympathy for fat old people who haven't moved in 30 years and now take ten minutes to walk 100m (my mother)
>>202860699>black women are at least attractiveAre you Irish diaspora?
trannies are disgusting
>>202860684how is it not functional? it is designed to go firmly go upwards (inside something)>>202860693the only way i can imagine this being possible is if you abandon the toliet seat altogether and are sitting eitherside of the toliet on your knees and somehow being tall enough (and retaining balance) from that basis to angle yourself at a 120 degree or so angle just resting on your kneesim not sure that is possible unless you have a toliet seat that is tiny or are some 7ft+ giant
>>>/pol/483297540>>>/pol/483297540>>>/pol/483297540
>>202860739>retire and sit on their arse doing nothing but watching telly>'Wtf why have I got dementia and I can't walk any more'
howling at this freak attemepting to assume some sort of high ground when he's literally spunking into toilets.
If you didn’t find your wife in university it’s over
>>202860757I can never tell how big cocks are from photos, even when I look down mine looks tiny even though it's six inches, I reckon if I took a photo it'd look like an acorn.
The toilet wank method has to be experienced to be understoodI like to turn the heating on first in the bathroom to make it nice and cosy
>>202860786He never actually said this though did he.
Shame Penny Mordaunt lost her seat, I reckon she would have been a good Tory leader.
toilet wanking only works if you have a tiny nob
>>202860762ktih
>>202860763It's better than finishing on your hairy stomach on inside a sock and leaving it there to congeal x
rorkes mum stands outside the changing rooms at asda while he tries on george clothes
i can't cum into a shared toilet, thats impolite. coom into paper towel and flush it
>>202860820false
less spunk talkmore teen girl legs talk
>>202860818she's in the tranny cult good riddance
>>202860367He was born ready
Are we talking about wanking on the toilet? I'm not a fan, though I did have a posh wank on the bog once.
>>202860820Mine is 6 inches and it's never been a problem. My bellend has never hit the toilet rimI think if you're below 7 inches you're going to be fine
cheeky pooey bum wank for me lads
>>202860817
>Dog walker, 55, was trampled to death by aggressive cows after straying onto 'unofficial' footpath
>>202860716Shut up savage saxon, go gather chestnuts and kill people
>>202860838based mumsy :3
>>202860885OH GOD NO NOT NOSTALGIA CRITIC
>>202860860It's like that but with no condom The cum lands on the inside of the toilet, where you'd piss if you're having a seated piss
>>202860881wow, is this the so called based conervatives?
>>202860881>believing anything printed in the daily mail
>And the effect of what I'm proposing – a points system, call it the Australian one or whatever you like – actually more black people would qualify to come in under thatBrexshiteers voted for this PMSL
bum wank on the toilet for me
The anglo sincerely, unironically, holds true that if your killing and stealing abilities are superior, then that entitles you to moral superiority and it is a sign of a more evolved civilisation.
>>202860618was sucking too many cocks and got an STI
>>202860881Nice reading comprehension you've got there
Might have a wank
mad how while we were all under lockdown during the fake pandemic the government quietly brought in millions of unskilled africans and indians and we're just supposed to pretend they were always here
you never hear people say "wow, that was a good wank"they only announce a wank, scurry off in the goon cave and are never heard from again
8 years8 long yearsand remoaners are STILL at it
cracking wank I just had
The best thing about toilet wanks is there's minimal cleanupWhen I'm done admiring my cum ropes, I spray the inside of the toilet with bathroom spray (smells nice) and then flushThen there's no trace that you even wanked
Soft Brexit, Hard BrexitMassive pile of ShitSloppy Brexit, Messy BrexitQuit, Quit, Quit.
>>202860951Haven’t you ever seen doctor whoBritain has always been multicultural
more of a goon crevice for me
how would you respond
>>202860970what about the sewer cumbergsaren't they the real victims?
>>202860990threaten to kms
Her answer was no by the way. She said she'd never seen porn in her life and never would. She said it's the devil's work. She doesn't know what a penis looks like.
>>202860990"oh how about another type of spark then :fist: bitch"
>>202860990Try fuck off stupid cunt bitch die die die die
reminder you eat thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWtfComVxnc
>>202860950please tell me this is a bloke
>>202861014I don't see the problem.
>>202860991
for me it's goblin mode
where does the cum go?
just checked the toilrota for today and the bird with the wobbly arse is going to be in so i'll definitely be having a nice wank when i get back home
>>202860990Sorry Timmy but she needs her BBC fix
>>202861039Ah yes the boys of being a disgusting smelly slob rotting away in your own filth
>>202861047this is the way. why do coomers need terabytes of porn
>>202861014these videos are faked
so im eating nits when im eating pringles?nice one
When I was at school I used to cum on the toilet cubicle walls
>>202861039literally a tranny subculture
>>202861014don't carestill not taking the vaccine
*change in mood*
>>202861014theres mites crawling around your eyebrows right fucking now. the world is chock full of these micro organisms. better get used to it. a sterile digestive tract is a dead one
/brit/ is the most international general london is the most international city kind of interesting
Can't decide whether to wear Kenzo Homme EDP or Encre Noire today.It's quite gloomy outside so maybe Encre Noire
>>202861062Wow you must be really smart
Cool graph :)
>>202861074She will forever be linked to that blunder of a tweetpost,kek
i have two BogWank methods. the first is of course the classic "wank up out of the basin and tilt the willard down just before spaffing". the second? have the toilet lid lifted in advance and pull off while sitting on a stool in front of the loo, and then stand up and lean to fire off down the basin. if the load is sticky i will wipe off the affected basin walls with toilet paper after flushing and then do an ocd level hand wash after.
>>202861118dont know why they label poo fumes as "other", shouldnt it go under gas
>>202861134blast it with piss
>>202861055The boys?AHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I need this
>>202861118Victorian arms dealer and engineer built this house and powered it entirely with hydro electric power in the 1890s
>>202861118wind isn't a sustainable alternativethe amount of turbines needed just to keep up with the annual increase in demand is completely unfeasibleuntil we get serious about nuclear, we're always going to need fossil fuels like gas
>>202861140Counts as bioenergy
bluds sticking his hands into a toilet to wash off his own spunk instead of just cooming into a tissue
Genuinely mind boggling how jews can just attack three countries simultaneously and get away with it.
>>202861004Shame. She could do with learning how to deepthroat my cock.
>>202861134>i have two BogWank methods. the first is of course the classic "wank up out of the basin and tilt the willard down just before spaffing"kek this is the method I've been using for 15 years before that I used to ejaculate inside plastic bags
>>202861155Yes
Retrain as a windmill technician NOW
How do you get someone like this
>plastic bags
>>202861159cragside?
>>202861047>toilrotaI thought this was lolita
>>202861184All whilst America pretends to call for peace despite keeping their East-Mediterranean strike group in place to embolden Israel
>>202861177I don't have to wipe it, but I choose toThe force from the flushing water gets rid of it anyway
>>202861208no I don't think I will
>>202861184No sanctions. Ireland went pretty quiet with their complaints i wonder if the yank companies based there had a word
>>202861184The Hezbollah has also claimed they have prepared for a ground invasion now so it's actually real
>>202861158what you need is 15 years no parole nonce>>202861187wouldn't that stink? were you actively trying to ferment biogas?
>>202861184sovereign is he who decides the exception
>>202861216Yes i went there last year. Very comfy
ON PRYDWENMY LONGSHIPOF SILVER SAILS
>>202861244Plastics bags used to be free so there were hundreds in the houseI'd watch porn on my laptop and cum inside the wide open bag. Then I'd knot the bag and throw it in the trash
>>202861177there is something pathetic and emasculating about carefully dribbling into a little doily. i want to see my ropes fly.
Will Israel want to permanently take over and resettle south Lebanese land?
>>202861184They can't, only western media presents them as able. For the first time in its history, the illegitimate apartheid regime of israel isnengaged innan effort to REOCCUPY lands that it controlled up until last year.
>>202861290This.Wanking inside a tissue feels wrong to me.
>>202861300They could but it would take years of colonisation due to American support collapsing
>isnengagedWhys bro talking about lotr?
>>202861335>due to American support collapsingkek
spreading love <3 <3 <3
>>202861361Shove it up your arse
>>202860899But then you'd have to bend your erect cock all the way down
>>202861290thats fair
>>202861355Irony is lebanon used to by a majority Christian country till israel came along
>>202861379Still is you idiot, you can't change demographics overnight
>>202861210Frustrating aint it
>>202861290I wank into the sink
>>202861308>Irish person using words like 'apartheid' and 'illegitimate' when talking about sandpeople issuesWhy do Irish people sound like uppity blacks when they speak?
>>202861379Rorke maddy waddy woo about his world collapsing
>Mum found the wank dart board
>>202861210She looks like she goes for fucked up blokes who'd beat the shit out of her.
>>202861410Irish people are the ultimate redditors. The reason is low iq.
my bollocks are throbbing
>>202861425Yes. She wants a real man.
>>202861396Shut up you stupid irish cunt. Since gazans (fled) migrated there after 1948 there was a massive demographic shift in lebanon which is why they had a 20year civil war. You really are a stupid cunt
>>202861443>stupid cuntThat's Irish people for you. They speak like uppity negroes.
Business idea: all white Brits move to Australia and the wogs can stay here
see you on the other side of this k-hole lads
>>202861396>you can't change demographics overnightThey basically did
>>202861495Id rather they all went to Australia
I wonder if having too much iron in their system also affects their thinking
>>202861410Don't know who Cealainn Hoggan is, but she sounds sound.Yeah mate, the israeli nazis are pushing for nuclear warfare unless they are stopped, what is complex about it?
>>202861546It turned them into reddit: the country
wanked out of a car window once
>>202861264northumberland is the jewel of the british isles
>>202861502before you go whats the best australian state for someone who loves nature and hates WOKE
>>202861443>which is why they had a 20year civil war.I doubt that that was why they had the civil war.
australia is not suitable for white people. the sun is too harsh.
slam your body down and wind it all around
>>202861562
>>202861595>I'm uneducated on a topic and the reality of it doesn't confirm my biases so I'll just say "I doubt that's true"
>>202861595>With the 1970 defeat of the PLO in Jordan, many Palestinian militants relocated to Lebanon, increasing their armed campaign against Israel. The relocation of Palestinian bases also led to increasing sectarian tensions between Palestinians versus the Maronites and other Lebanese factions.Its literally the entire reason
>7 million Palestinian refugeesErr Jews why are you like this
>>202861570Never reply to me again
I... am TOBY.
>>202861641Don't know what this has to do with my question>>202861659Civil war obviously had to do with the question of whether to continue support for Palestine in the footpath of panarabism or whether to consolidate power in the hands of a christian elite. You dumb or disingenuous fucks would present the Troubles as a religious conflict.
i love how when the media talks about Palestinian "refugees" they give the impression theyve all been living in ragged tents in the desert for a thousand years rather than living in literal normal apartments in regular cities lmao
purple and red, on fire
>>202861443Sent that mick flying
the Jews are the men that will not be blamed for nothing
>>202861672So, like I said. What you quoted has nothing to do with religion.
Recently started wanking into hankerchiefs rather than the tissues. Much more cost-efficient and have yet to have an issue with excess load dribbling all around (as often would happen with even multiple tissues).
Iron overload is an Irish superpower
>>202861745samefagging
>>202861586I like how every town has a castle because of those pesky sc*ts
>>202861764How so you stupid Irish prick
>>202861732Not surprised a Paki like you would struggle with rudimentary English words.
My throbs are bollocking
>>202861778What the hell is bronze diabetes?
>>202861725>>202861764Nobody cares what some mick has to say
Oh, is it the Greek? Might be the Greek
WE COUNT HUNDREDS ON THE TABLETWENTIES ON THE FLOOR
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give it a rest rorke you fucking freak, no women is ever going to touich you that's why you're on /brit/ in he middle of the day
>>202861829It is I,indeed
>>202861764Yeah diversity was actually their strength they probably just had a civil war over something else completely
>>202861818
The Irish diseaseMain symptom: painful midwittery
>>202861759Been getting into Jack the Ripper lad?
>touich
>>202861848Kill yourself, happy to help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkL4B70S3UI
every israel vs palestine debate looks like this to me
>>202861849Yeah they did, it might help if you read>>202861725
Micks have too much absorb too much iron and it addles their brains. That's why Irish posters always talk absolute wank.
>>202861725What thr guck do you know about the Troubles?You're a foreigner.
>>202861907Haha, alri 77th
>>202861917I'm confused, why is there a tap on it and a tonne of piss comes out? Do horses piss after they jizz? Why is he touching it?
>2353 results found.Severe, debilitating mental illness.
>>202861936why did you make me read that?
>>202861926Does it turn them into wog supporters?
>>202861973Your time is your own.
>>202861945>if you are not from the place where a historical event took place, it is impossible to know about itYour brain on royal family gossip, everyone!
>>202861973
just closed the window just now
>>202861725>Civil war obviously had to do with the question of whether to continue support for Palestine in the footpath of panarabism or whether to consolidate power in the hands of a christian elite. *christian majoritySo it was "panarabism" (i.e. Islam) vs Christians, fueled by a new injection of Muslim agitation into the countryConcession accepted
>>202861990yeahhaving too much iron is not good for you
>>202861973seeing hijab run is funny
>>202862004Did you already wank out of it?
Toilfreaks are going to get off of work in 2 hours l. Get ready for a massive melty.
>>202862007>"panarabism" (i.e. Islam)...aaand you opinion is swiftly discarded.
>>202862034schoolgirl tights soon
You can add 'support wog causes' to the list of symptom
>>202862070Ah yes, scientific facts
Watched the latest 5 episodes of Futurama (season finale was today)Also watched the S36 premiere of The Simpsons which aired as a Series Finale which was quite fascinating. First appearance of characters not seen in 20 years and Homer strangling Bart for the first time in about 10 years.Overall a productive day thus far.
>>202862007>So it was "panarabism" (i.e. Islam)A lot of the pan-arabists back in the days were Christian actuallyThings only changed in recent decades
are anglicans protestant?Do you anglicans see their religion as being close to catholics or protestant denominations?
>>202862083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3fLn4FYWH0
>>202862070>abnormal liver functionSo…presumably normal in Ireland?
She also fucks blacks
>>202862046Well that's what it actually was. Unless you can present evidence that it was indeed "panarabism", because this wouldn't make sense given that Christian Lebanese are just as "arabic" as Muslim Lebanese.
I support Palestine because the war in Gaza and Lebanon brings in more refugees into Europe, and I hate brown people.
Having too much iron clouds their thinking biglyIt's like blacks with high psychosis rates
>>202862133Lebanese people are attractive
sometimes I remember that I'm cringe and hurt myself on purpose
The Gays and Lebanese support the miners
>>202862161We won’t be getting hotties though, we’ll be getting hairy Arab blokes.
>>202862093It varies. Broadly speaking there's a divide between "high Church" Anglicans (some of whom call themselves Anglo-Catholics) and "low Church" Anglicans (Evangelicals). The former control pretty much every major famous cathedral/church in the country, but their numbers have collapsed in recent years, and for some reason they're also the most likely to be ultra-progressive and want to liberalise the church. The Evangelicals on the other hand are growing in number due to their ranks being swelled by young lunatic converts and African immigrants.
The Greek's a leftypol fuckwit so he can't accept that religion can be a motivation for conflict
>>202862085AMER!!! Wagwan?
Irish n*ggers all dazed and fucked up
>>202862133cooorrrr imagine if israel loses and we get forced to take in lots of peng jewish girl refugees fleeing the palestinian hordes
>>202862133you should want to see things escalate quickly in europe instead of slowly
>>202862188Was Thucydides a leftypol fuckwit?>>202862093Anything that isn't catholicism or orthodoxy is protestant.
>>202862240Go suck an African Catholic's cucumber
>>202862264Why do you spend so much of your day thinking about black people's penises?
>>202862208i love autistic sonic porn so much
ISLAM WON Alhamdulillah
I AM ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN
>>202862287
All women are mentally children so you’re a paedo even if you shag a 99 year old woman.
>>202862286chudslims wont do shit
>>202862315this is why I only shag men
>>202862343bit gay
yeah not using that thread
sf
heathernonce early new
>>202862264seethe on
didn't mean to cause a religious debate just noticed that Anglican masses seem pretty similar to Catholic ones
>>202862345>>202862345>>202862345>>202862345
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