shithole edition
this is the thread
this is the one
>>202862416mad how i knew this was jaywicklooks really weird
the thread as it were
here we are then
>>202862416just need a little touch up
>>202862416tier 1 city in india btw
Russia or Britain. Take a guess
the english rose, as it were
>>202862461haha get fucked
>>202862475que tetas
>>202862461SAAAAAAR DO THE NEEDFUL AND GO BACK TO /BHARAT/ SAAAR
>>202862461honestly would rather live in jaywick than anywhere in indian subcontinent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNaAenqfhWc
>>202862496d'awwww
>not having bean can prosthetics
Janman, can you get these foreigners out please?
thank god it's monday
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725218541840960.webm
just had some cherry chocolate
Now this kid, this kid was great. They, they used to call him Hotpocket Jani. I swear to God! Now he'd make your board look like fuckin' Reddit. 'Scuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best. He did it for free, too, Ah salud, Jani.
>he doesnt know
>>202862531I was just enjoying stalking these Brits, why must you most all this gore Russian stuff? How are you not banned? i swear you have been here 2 hours straight just doing that
>>202862616not gore albeit
I'm not gay but Jack Draper makes my pp feel funny..
>>202862531>meanwhile western niggas get spaceships attached to their legs
pooey. bum. wanks.
>>202862601That scared me, silly cat
4chan made me dislike most ethnicities
>>202862616look at the state of the place we obviously dont have jannies in brit
Billy Batts, whatever happened there.
>>202862670We do, they just only appear when they come to delete new threads that are 3 posts early
>>202862666
the range rover
>>202862811the uninsurables
>>202862811You go to the range in your rover
A 96-year-old woman has been spared an immediate prison sentence for killing a fellow member of her bridge club when her car mounted a kerb.June Mills struck Brenda Joyce, 76, after applying too much acceleration to her Vauxhall Corsa in Formby, Merseyside, on 2 August 2023.Mills, who pleaded guilty to causing death by dangerous driving, was sentenced to 18 months in prison, suspended for 18 months, and she was banned from driving for five years.Judge Simon Medland, KC, said it "would not profit anybody" to put Mills in jail and called the case an "utter tragedy".Robert Dudley, prosecuting, said the three women were leaving a meeting of the bridge club at Formby Methodist Church on Elbow Lane at about 16:00 BST.Mills' vehicle lurched forward as she tried to manoeuvre around a parked car, knocking Mrs Ensor to the ground and throwing Mrs Joyce into the air.The court heard her head struck the windshield and she was then trapped under the car until Merseyside Fire & Rescue Service were able to free her.Mrs Joyce suffered multiple traumatic injuries and died at the scene.Mr Dudley said Mrs Joyce's widower had not supported the prosecution and had not provided a statement.However Mrs Ensor said the memory would stay with her "forever" and she now felt nervous walking on pavements or travelling in the car.Tim Gent, defending Mills, said his client was a "compassionate, caring and principled lady who is now reluctant to leave her home"."This is plainly a dreadfully sad case," he said."Mrs Mills, the defendant, is extremely sorry for what happened."The consequences will haunt her forever. She feels great shame and guilt."He told the court that she was a retired careers advisor and in later years had volunteered with victims of crime and with young offenders.Mills and her husband were also housing refugees from the war in Ukraine, he said.
>>202862779It's so cute
>>202862836why are 90+ year olds allowed to drive?
>>202862475bit of a strong frame for me
Some might say that sunshine follows thunderGo and tell it to the man who cannot shineSome might say that we should never ponderOn our thoughts today 'cause they hold sway over time
what's blud waffling about
>>202862924wafflez o.0
>>202862836YOU'RE OVER EIGHTY, YOU WON'T BE DOIN' ANY TI-I-IME
>>202862966OwO
>>202862966>>202862988Why don’t you two find a room and bum each other?
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Nigger nigger cotton picker
something just came out my arse
>>202862416Didn't you win the fucking war?
>>202863033It’s crazy how no one saw this and went “maybe this Mussolini fella is a bit mental”
I have decided that I want to be in this thread. Hello. So when can I fly to Britian?
>>202863052a poo?
>>202862416people from there called gelsenkirchen a shithole
Genuinely mind boggling how jews can just attack three countries simultaneously and get away with it.
>>202862416get it revitalised
>>202863074please come to jaywick
>>202862874They have to get their license checked and approved by the GP like yearly when they're over 90
far too many people messaging me at work today. Bastards interrupted my comfy sleep
OUT OUT OUTFOREIGNERS OUTGET OUTYOU DONT BELONG HEREGO BACK TO YOUR OWN GENERALS YOU FOREIGN CUNTS
>>202863121
>>202863103wish we had that in the statesnobody can take old people's licences away because theyre the only ones that vote here
Genuinely mind boggling how someone can keep posting the same thing over and over again and get away with it.
>>202863098Looks kinda shitty though
>>202863065They went "man this guy is based"
I am sick to the back teeth of normies in computer securityFeels like every day some new #SecurityEnthusiast #Father #Husband pops up in the spaceIT was meant to be a safe haven for virgin freaks to work in peace away from the gaze of these peopleSick to fucking death of it
>>202863137Literally what I look like. Now fuck off back to /deutsch/
>>202863148i dont know why the entire country of belgium hasnt been rangebanned yet
>>202862836>The consequences will haunt her foreverProbably not that long desu
>>202863165get fucked nerd
>>202863155just need to look for the hidden gems the people are amazing
>>202863121*starts humping you like a wild dog*
>>202863165>normiesKindly take your toilfreak seething over to /r9k/ mate
don't understand the need to take photos of yourself shagging someone just asking for trouble doing that
>>202863155It's paved now.
Heathermong has been contained in the other thread. All is well. Do not panic.
>>202863220Got the exact same physique as the guy on the left and I shag girls exactly like the one on the right
>>202863267Not even fatties want chuds though
>>202863186/deutsch/ is too slow today
>>202863198Every time a place is really shitty, people just say “the people are great” and “the nature is beautiful”
>>202863093They are attacking 6 countries>Palestine>Lebanon>Yemen>Syria>Iraq>IranThey also shot an Egyptian soldierAll this with complete impunity might I add, USA and other western countries actively aiding Israel.They will nuke Iran, mark my words
>>202863260corr peng
>>202863283and the FOOD. my GOD the food
>>202863279What do you want?
>>202863267It's only just begun
>>202863077all signs point to yes
>>202863281Hop over to kohlchan then
The Irish should donate their excess blood to blacks with sickle cell
October tomorrow there lads. Mad one
>>202863304But your food is really shitty, so what does this mean?
>>202863273Do you enjoy it?
HEATHERMONG HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENTPLEASE EVACUATE TO YOUR NEAREST /brit/ FOUNDATION SECURITY BUNKERTHIS IS NOT A TEST
>>202863330>t. Never been here
>>202863306I’m a chud and I want a not too skinny, not too chubby Japanese gf with medium sized tits, no pepperoni nipples.
Greater Israel by 2027, finna be #LITTY
>>202863319ew no happy days at /brit/
>>202863260Okay, that's not too bad, I might consider it
Pop along
>>202863330what british foods have you tried?
>>202863345*touches floofy tail*
>>202863281hast du kein toilwerkkraftarbeit gegetten>>202863330it means please come to jaywick
>>202862416this looks like Russia
>>202862416Man how do you meet won't outside of dating apps
British food is meant to be hearty and filling, it’s not meant to look amazing. Beans on toast with shredded cheese on top isn’t much to look at but it tastes alright and it fills you up and gives up you a decent amount of protein and carbs.
How do you explain to normies that supporting Israel means we'll become the victim of terror attacks
it's not been above 30 degrees where I live all summerwhat the fuck happened to global warming?
>>202863343No it's depressing
>>202852947>>202852947>>202852947explosive thread
>>202863440why would you explain that to them
>>202863432thirdie tier reasoning
This Irish bloke's wife is from Ghana
>>202863165You're angry because they're happy and passionate and you're a bitter little incel
>>202863448everyone always says this site is obsessed with americans but I see more threads about the UK these days
>>202863375If I think of British food I can only think of processed foods, jars, cans, packets etc.
>>202863467Every country outside of the Anglosphere is third world so you need to use their reasoning for them to be able to understand it.
>>202863460So that they care about us (Britain) not giving support to Israel
>>202863289>They will nuke Iran, mark my wordsretard
>>202863513>If I thinkah so you're just going along with what someone else told you/posted on the internet
>>202863432Mexicans do it on a flat corn bread (tortilla) and leftypol worships it
>>202863440Normies don’t talk about that sort of stuff.
Zoomers discovered the Smiths
My mate from school who has a typically Irish name and gingerish hair only ever dates ugly black women.Now I know why.
We all love the Chinese ladies, don't we folks?
>>202863546Yes
>>202863528have you not being paying attention for the past year? no one would care if we cut support to israel they are at a an all time low with public opinion
got the autechre on
>>202863562don't like their flat faces and slitty eyes
>>202863547Because it’s a Brown person that made it and not a White one.
favourite radiohead song lads?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k
>>202863568at least you're an honest mong
>>202863557Black women have a thing for the Irish for some reason. Eastern Europeans too. Whenever I see a WMBF couple, the man is always either a Slav or Irish.
>>202863610I mean, what is there even to try? Beans on toast? Really?
Sir Jew Armer
>>202863562the lass who delivered me grub last night was very nice
>>202863567the singers cute but the rest are a bit munted
might wank my cock
Why do Irish diaspora people speak this weird way?https://www.radio-uk.co.uk/lbc
>>202863609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcEJyvv6_kc
>>202863567Me at top right
>>202863651Chinese? Peng.
>>202863609electioneering
>>202863403No it doesn't.
>>202863644you're fucking daft
>>202863719leave the little guy alone he's just trying really hard to fit in
>>202863719What is a daft?
vgh, home...
>>202863639>implying black women can't tell the difference between white phenotypesRather it's slav and Irish men who have a thing for black women and show an interest in them
>>202863706you know it, had the leftovers for lunch, corr peng
>>202863747imagine a nuke landing on that lot
>>202863747where's this then
>>202863687she sounds like a social worker or a nurse or something. why is she even on the radio
what's mad, lads, is how i've been using my more expensive 50 spf moisturiser for the last month despite not receiving a single ray of sunlight, because i can't be bothered to leave the house to get my cheap, non spf moisturiser
>>202863747saw that on X.com also
>>202863747nuke it now
>>202863747Is this really in the UK??
>>202863747is London worth a long weekend trip if I wanted to go visit the museums and famous sites?
>>202863751Both slav and Irish men are known for their love of black womenBasically all the second-tier white men simp for ugly black women
wish we could watch what little prehistoric fellas got up to
>>202863813I'd say it is worth a tripIt'll make you feel a lot better about wherever you live
any of you lads watch limmy's stream today?
>>202863813Yes.>>202863833corr
>>202863813nah you might get stabbed
>>202863851Nah ive had sex you see
>>202863851did he talk about getting cucked?
>>202863747>The River Thames, from London to the estuaryOk nvm found it
quack quack quack
>>202863747pengdon
>>202863870didn't ask if your dad was a nonce did I?
>>202863829What is an uncouth, uneducated, council estate Irish diaspora man going to say to a posh, privately educated Anglo-Norman girl?
>>202863747London looks really small like that
*forms the rorke battalion*
>>202863902
>>202863914only thing that doesn't look small from that high up is your mum
>>202863121Americans are just a /brit/ as any Englishman
>>202863747I never realised London was that close to the sea. Why didn't Germany just rock up there and storm London?
>>202863747Putin's personal playground
want to share with you the little melody that's been in my head but there is no METHOD for me toso, here goes:brrda brrda bub bub BADOW bub bub bub, brrda brrda bub bub BADOW bub bub bub, brrda brrda bub bub BADOW bub bub bub, brrda brrda bub bub BADOW bub bub bubbrr brr brr, brr brr BIB, brr brr brr,brr brr brr, brr brr BIB, brr brr, bib brr,brr brr brr, brr brr BIB, brr brr brr,brr brr brr, brr brr BIB, brr brr, bib bib
>>202863957invented by me
>>202863935dun im
farewell
>>202863957I didn't know Brits have the German autism too
>>202863957why don't you learn to write music?it's not hard is it
>>202863969did you write this melody? what is its name?
the london skyline is so fucking ugly
remember when I was 18 me and a black friend saw an older black guy curb stomp a white man and then go hide in a back street. the police arrived a few seconds later and my black friend convinced me not to tell them where the perpetrator was
>>202863977Ominous post
>>202863997joebusus
>>202863751>Rather it's slav and Irish men who have a thing for black women and show an interest in themI’m not so sure about that, because from what I’ve seen, most Black women aren’t really keen on mixing with other races, so it must be that the ones that are approach White men, and Slavs and the Irish, who are more into Black women, are more receptive to it. But it’s quite rare compared to WMAF or BMWF anyway.
mad to think just how mental Pals Battalions were in the first WW1. You'd be fighting and dying along side your GP, postie, butcher, teacher and neighbours.
>>202864006>and my black friend convinced me not to tell them where the perpetrator wasBut why?
its always a nice sight when you see a new poster replying to loads of posts trying to get involved but you ultimately know he'll leave the thread soon and never return but you got to enjoy him trying (but sadly failing) to get involved
>>202864006Didn't happen, though, did it.
>>202864024thank
>>202864036ok
>>202863902quacking post this
>>202863991Can you just fuck off back to /balk/ you gypsy cunt? You’re not smart or observant or funny, you’re just a dim witted retard.
>>202864034violence is legal in africa
dead rising deluxe remaster
>>202864026women aren't the ones doing the approaching, it's men who approachslav men are famous for their love of black women. Irish men too. They approach shegresses abd give them signals of interest.Shegresses don't know if a man is Irish diaspora or native English lol.
chucking it down all day
>>202864087No, I am from the UK now, shut up
Hello guys, this is my first day on /brit/.
>>202864113thoughts on pints?
>>202863851don't watch him any more, can't bear the negativity and cynicismmuch prefer hanging out with you rays of sunshine!
Didn't think brit posters could get much worse than mouse but this irish diaspora prick proved me wrong
found so many kino things on twitter that i'm going to share now
>>202864034Because snitches usually get their ass kicked or beaten
>>202864034He wanted to defend his racial brother.The perpetrator was with his black friend and a very attractive white woman. I should have told the police where they were but my nog friend convinced me not to. Needless to say I no longer speak to him.
>>202864147are you irish diaspora perchance?
i've been misunderstood three times today. i don't project my voice enough because i hate myself.
Once had a bus driver be rude to me so I said to him if he didn't buck up his ideas I'd punch him in the face. He apologised.
>>202864119
>>202864169Are you an unfunny piss stain who needs to go back to r9k?
>>202864128As an Englishman, I naturally drink my beer exclusively from pint glasses
Might have a massive long wank tonight
>>202864209rattled
daydrinking. no more strong stuff though mates. wake up not remembering stuff. not even fun to be drunk a light buzz is good
>>202863952
>123 new postslosers
>>202864219it's called a goonsesh
>>202864006>my black friendare you Irish diaspora?
I need to go, but don't think you won... I will be back
GOOD AFTERNOON*does a jig*what's, ahaha, CRACKA LACKIN!it's me, the personalityi'm BACK
>>202864147not a fan?https://pastebin.com/cABwhshJ
>>202864237your country is a failureimagine starting 2 world wars and losing both of them
I WOULD WASHPREWASHSALAD FOR YOU
lsrael launching a new genocide in Lebanon
pay attention to me NOW
what do I enjoy? michael wood documentaries
No time to post here Nigel. chop chop, back to work. You have my NHS, free uni and free prescriptions to pay for.
I remember my peruse around /brit/. I remember being really confused about who 190, Spaino and mousey were.
>>202862416Rorke's ends
>>202864247half irish yeah
>>202863952they didn't know either
I honestly wanna visit Australia for surfing I am not sure I will bring a board into a airport but yeah it would be awesome
>>202864290HEY FUCK OFF INCELthis is MY thread*shows his cock to a child*
irish pride world wide
>>202864249WAAAAAHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYHE'S BACK
>>202864298you need a lot of prescriptions?
why DO irish people love immigrants?
*does a jig*
>>202864278at least we can fish
>>202864197Is this from porn
new thread, migrate please>>202862345>>202862345>>202862345
>>202863952They tried, it was called the Battle of Britain mate.
teen skirts shuffling out of educational facilities and straight into the arms of cronem.
>>202864299>190Dunno>SpainoAttention seeker>mouseyLoveable eccentric
POOEY ARSE WANKS FOR ALL
>>202864352do one
>>202864363:\
Fergus Cooper
>>202864363All Romanian women have her phenotype for some reason
>>202864343I believe this disease Irish people have is a casual factor
>>202864343the Irish are pretty anti immigration now though arent they?
>online thank you card for some guy I never spoke to no thanks x
>>202864299all you need remember is that all these desperate INCELS itt are pretty obsessed with me
>>202864408Only a few low class ones. Ironically they'll be among to first to intermix with the black newcomers
I wonder what Craven is up to nowadays
Youtube thumbnails are doggers these days. No heart nor soul in them
>>202864417I don’t like this gimmick :/
>>202864435whats ironic about it?
>>202864343Because both Irish people and immigrants have common enemies: imperialist powers like the UK
>>202864348id rather starve lolyou lost the first world war to us as well lmao
>>202864448shagging mihai in hell
>>202864408More so than the EnglishEngland's major cities are all non white lol
>>202864453shut up incel. thanks for the (you) though ;) LOL
harry potter and the sorcerer's stone
you're not funny or clever adam
>>202864449Most of them are just a face looking shocked, touched up in photoshop, on top of a photoshopped background
>>202864494what's all this monkey business?
i'm better than you
This diaspora poster is a shitskin. They all talk in the same homoerotic way. He's from r9k. Tell him to go back there.
>>202864498They shouldn't be watching it as they don't pay the license fee
>>202864494leftypol demanding these two be made MPs
irish women love japanese menjapanese women love irish men
>>202864456They're the ones showing opposition to immigration
>>202864465To be honest it seems like the whole western world is turning on immigration except the UK. Ireland had straight up anti immigration protests on the streets which would be impossible here. But there's still massive immigration backlash here and in Australia caues they flooded us hard to "make up" for covid low immigration. It was ironically their downfall, if they just kept the slow frog boil nothing woulda happened but nope they had to fucking FLOOD it.
>>202864529seems like he's rattled you a treatirish diaspora are you?
>>202864529It's Heathermong. The great irony is that his other 'hobby' is spamming AI cuck images. So is he Irish Diaspora himself by his own admission?
>>202864563>Ireland had straight up anti immigration protests on the streetsYeah so did Britain
>>202861592sorry you caught me too lateanyway if you're still here, whenever you ask a question like "what is the best australian state for-" the answer is always queensland
>>202864459Would you marry an African woman who can cook?
>>202864459Top left looks good, and I'd try the smoked salmon too (I think that's what Raucherlachs is, third row, right hand column)
It is strange that England doesn't have at the bare minimum free prescriptions like in Scotland>oh yeah but thats because english taxes pay for ityeah but you lot decide how much funding we get from westminister to afford things like that so it makes no sense why you don't fund it yourselves then for yourselves
thick juicy black
>Prior to the 2nd Lateran Council (1962-65), all Catholic masses were in Latin>During this council they introduced the "Vernacular mass" which said basically you can do it in the local languagethat's madness. MADNESS.1600 years of Latin mass and then just gone in an instant. I didn't hear Latin once growing up.
HE GUYS I'M BACKORRY MEANT HEYSORRY MEAN SORRYSORRY MEANT MEANT
not applied to any jobs todaygetting nothing but shite in the search results
>>202864498Their iron-filled red pussies are more receptive to melanin
>>202864619nothing to do with me
>>202864640give it a rest adam
>dadberg angry at UK no longer using coal because not having coal is 'woke'genuinely convinced he doesn't have a brain
>>202864643just give it up and become a lifelong dosser, that's what i'm doing
Why doesn’t England have its own devolved parliament?
>>202864666WHO'S ADAM THAT YOUR NONCE UCNLE LOL?
>>202864684Because the UK is defacto the English Empire
>>202864670I'm pretty well on track ladstill holding on hope for winning the lottery though
>>202864624tolkien would respond in latin to masses till the end of his life, he'd always try and do it loud enough to drown out everyone else's english
made a joke in the work group chat but it backfired and now they're all making fun of me.
>>202864670YES mateDossers til the end
>>202864708what was it
>>202864716>>202864716
NEW>>202864715>>202864715>>202864715
>>202860306>>202860306
>>202864714>>202864714>>202864714
>>202864669he's right
for fucks sake
18 currently. No interest in work. No interest in college. I just want to stay home and read, wank, watch kino and do my hobbies all day.
>>202864724>>202864725>>202864729>>202864738oh my DAYS
which one is it
conductor we have a problem
>>202864761this except I'm 27 just get a fucking job anon. move to london, the cheapest most central apartment you can find, do anything to pay the bills better than sitting at home I promise you
