SQUIGGLE EDISH
good edish
Errr ww3 confirmed
>In British English, the thinking man's crumpet or thinking woman's crumpet is a humorous term for a person who is popular with the opposite sex because of their intelligence and their physical attractiveness.[1]any Thinking womans crumpet in
OH YEAH YEAH
What's this Irish-style face called?
>>202864768>British English,Which is only used in England lmao
Germany have updated their citizenship requirements - anyone who wants to become a German Citizen from now on, must make a pledge swearing they uphold Israel's right to exist and defend itself.Furthermore, anyone with recently approved German citizenship may lose their citizenry if they are found to use statements such as "from the river to the sea Palestine will be free".Sources:https://www.ft.com/content/56e6182c-4c00-433f-a43d-57ad131781a6https://www.lemonde.fr/en/europe/article/2024/03/27/germany-will-now-include-questions-about-israel-in-its-citizenship-test_6660274_143.htmlhttps://edition.cnn.com/2024/06/27/europe/german-citizens-israel-right-to-exist-intl/index.html
>>202864758Comically evil bastard
>>202864716bore off adam you're not funny
>>202864758LOL, IRAN A TRAIN ON YOUR MUM
this it?
>>202864758hardly a world war is it lran barely defend themselves and no one will back them up
>>202864786mongs-r-us face
mental illness hours is it?
could take an alien in a fight
>>202864761we all do you lazy cunt but there's this thing called society that we all have to contribute to. Now go get off your fat arse and start earning money.
rorke buying a copy of the canterbury tales even though he wont read it and its in the public domain
>>202864799What?
>>202864800same thing will happen here next time the tories win
>>202864828adam hours
we at /brit/ extend our RIPs to Dikembe Mutombo
>>202864800Does this apply to ethnic Germans too or just brown people?
just a quick reminder we're discussing the first and second episode of the hit HBO series Penguin tonight at 8pmwe'll be discussing spoilers so get it watched before then
>>202864868>BLACK NAMEDID HE DIE OF AIDS? HAHA
>>202864849Reading books on a screen is runtish behaviour
How much does a train conductor in the UK make? I hear that’s one of the “good” jobs over there
>>202864842How DARE you speak to him like that. No man should be forced to toil.
The biggest interracial mix in England is Jamaican-Irish. Brought together by common interests and culture.
reckon there should be a age limit at which your parents good graces of letting you stay rent free unemployed in their home results in you being executed in Trafalgar Square, lets say once you reach the age of 30 as a work shy bastard is reasonable
much does it cost to replace a boiler thermostat?
>>202864828All the wagies are clocking off of work so yeah
>>202864878ay tone l gabagol this batman guy
>>202864878I watched Penguin first episode with my dad while I was hungover good shit didn't even realize it was Colin Ferrell but now I know I can't stop seeing ihm
>>202864876KEK>>202864902there's no way this is true, I would bet $100 that some type of asian/white mix is the largest
>Less than 13 hours until Jimmy Carter turns 100 years oldlads...
>>202864909£20,000
remember being called fat all the time in school. I would shout back things like "at least my mum loves me enough to feed me" and one lad shouted back "you have me to thank when she puts food on the table then?"
>>202864821MEDS right fucking now
>>202864938Hope he dies in 12 hours
>>202864878i dont really know my superheroes but i thought the penguin was meant to look like a penguin
>>202864842>there's this thing called society that we all have to contribute toI don’t want to contribute to Abdullah’s dole payments though
you ever open up the Quick Reply and just type the first thing that comes to mind?
FORGOT TO TAKE MY ARSE PILLS
>UK’s biggest steelworks to cease production after more than 100 years, will lead to about 2,800 job losseswell that's rorkes dad out of a job
>>202864902Blacks and Irish are very similar
>>202864950Nah, didn't happen
>>202864950aye mate I'm sure that exact conversation played out and you haven't just made up something for attention
>>202864854Nobody uses it in scotland
>>202864998You’re such an annoying cunt
>>202864973mad how our rulers think we can get into a war with russia when we barely make steel anymoreneoliberals genuinely think you can fight total war when your entire economy is banking, deranged ideology
>>202864950Doesn't even make sense
>>202864938he was great on 8 out of 10 Cats and the countdown version
>>202864872Why would ethnic Germans have to apply for citizenship you dunce
>>202865022TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE LOOL
>>202864950that doesnt even make sense
>>202865024Don’t worry mate we’ll just buy the steel from Russia
>>202865042because they were born in austria
should there be a law like they have in america for police where any assault/robbery/murder gets an extra 10 years on the sentence if the victim was an NHS worker
well then lads?
>>202864950wat
the powerful unstoppable Russia navy will blockade the entire island
>>202865071This except you should get 10 years less for doing that
bins go out tonight
accidentqlly posted in the gay retard edish >>202864859
reminder: the irish diaspora poster got banned for a week for posting interracial gay porn in /brit/ lol. he has folders of the stuff saved.
>>202865082C2E. Not a chippy guy
>>202865071pretty sure assaulting/murdering a doctor or nurse will result in a longer sentence but just up to the judge innit
Do you consider the Irish to be first-tier whites?
>>202865082B6E is the only acceptable combination
>>202865082E 5 6 A
>>202865032>>202865065you two are so fucking dense you can't even tell when it's implied the lad pays his mum for sex. Christ alive there really is no hope for this fucking country when you two are running about
russia is going to invade and you're all going to be raped by all-female russian squaddies (all their men are busy fighting in ukraine) and you lot are laughing about it
>>202865082B1A
Do you consider /brit/ posters to be first-tier whites?
>>202865103makes sense that your post is in the gay retard edition when you read your gay retard post
>>202865113Probably not, there's nothing in the sentencing guidelines for that
>>202865096how come this lad is allowed to sit there all day serenely, eat a handful of berries then get a night's kip and do it all again tomorrow yet I have to work a wageslave job full time?
just going to be completely honest with you lads so don't get upset but you must be some fucking complete wank stain if you actually call a bread roll a "barm"
>>202864716>Indians are in my gym>See one dig in his pants to scratch his balls>Proceeds to touch every 10 pound dumbbell
>>202865082none of that slop
I HAVE JEWISH PARENTS HAHA
>>202865085pretty sure some cheeky ukrainian dronefare put russias navy at the bottom of the black sea
>>202864868Unironically a big loss he was a great man
>>202865151grinning from ear to ear like the cheshire cat
>>202865161FOY
>>202865165Bet you didn't say a word though did you
Keir Starmer and Donald Trump got into politics at roughly the same time
>>202865135That doesn't make any sense
>>202865135>no hope for this countryWho gives a FUCKWe dossin son
any gay retards in?
>>202865165You have Indians in the US? LMAO
>>202865168DON'T ANY MORE LADS, JUST SCRANNED EM LOLOH YEAH YEAH
>>202865200please stick to retail toil
>>202865135no mate, your shitty made up zinger made zero sense.
>>202865135still makes no sense
>>202865162stupid because lron Man doesnt have powers
Sir Heeb Armer
>>202865212alright
is /brit/ a republic of congo or democratic republic of congo general
>>202865159im not sure its all roses but yeah. certainly not on a perpetual treadmill
>>202865215the indian population in the USA is roughly equal to the chinese population. both around 4 million i believe
>>202865192Keir Starmer got into politics when the novelty of protecting powerful rapists and paedos wore off and he decided to become one himself
>>202865168Now it all makes sense…
>>202864669Your dad looks like this doesn't he
watching harry potter and london in 2000 was beautiful
>>202865151sent that bogan flying
You now remember Horrid Henry
>>202865233your a congo mongo lol
>>202865233/brit/ stands for BRazzaville and the Inner Territories
>>202865082B6E
>>202865225>>202865226dense fannies . sit at the thick table did we? I'd tell you to neck yourselves but you'd both probably snap the ropes you fat cunts
>>202865262my nickname is disgusting dave
>>202864910catchitect
I remember for my 10th birthday mumberg printed out birthday invitations and said she was going to give them out to my friends and pretend it was a secret.Little did I know she gave one to the girl I was in love with (the only girl she invited to the party).She of course didn't come and mumberg only went and humiliated me because she went and told every other girl how much of a loser I was.Still cringe at that all these years later.
get the placards and chants ready lads lsrael is gonna do a war thing
>>202865297i dont remember anyone asking
>>202865282fuming that you thought you'd come up with a proper zinger and everyone rightfully called you out for how spastic and nonsensical it was lmao
>>202865282you have me to thank for those ropes then?
>>202865233Free State of Congo best Congo
>>202865282at least my mum loves me enough to feed me
>>202865297that doesnt even make sense
Irish diaspora moment :/
people have been messaging me when they beat me on fifa telling me how bad I am. makes me a bit sad, lads.
Only time I ever had a gf was for a few weeks in year 6 and she would punch me in the bollocks every time I made her laugh
>>202865297you have me to thank when she puts food on the table then?
>>202865262I LIKE THE SCENE WHERE THEY'RE ON A BUS AND HE FIRES A FLAMETHROWER ON THEM
>>202865336odd
If you're half Irish you have a 250% greater chance of dancing a black woman than if you're Norman
some right fucking idiots in this thread that can't even read. sad state of affairs that. wonder who will look after them when their parents die.
*bes a fat cunt*
>>202865335show them
>>202865370You havin a melty mate?
>>202865297WHY DID YOUR MUM TELL EVERY OTHER GIRL YOU WERE A LOSER LOL
saw a few peng tings today
at least my mum loves me enough to feed me
>>202865369eiresisters i'm not feeling too good...
>>202865310>>202865328>>202865338>>202865356>>202865388I'm getting bloody sick of you You're ruining the vibes of /brit/
>>202865390walk past a school?
>they're actually taking the bait
remember that korean movie Parasitesolid 7/10 but not like a masterpiece, you know?
>>202865391yeah well you're welcome *waits for it to sink in*
I feed myself because nobody loves me
>they're actually thanking me when she puts food on the table
>>202865369of dancing a black woman?what does that even mean?how do you dance someone?protestants are such braindead cunts deary me
>>202865420doubt this lot actually understand what you just said mate
just accidentally a whole can of pringles
>>202865418Experts have called it a masterpiece.
>>202865369It's because Irish people have too much iron in their bodies and iron makes you more prone to racemixing
gonna raise hell on the cumberland gap
I’m a Slav and do like some black women, but only the somewhat normal ones, not the niggery ones.
>>202865448That's outrageous!
>>202865455you can't be an expert on movies lol
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1727683490716007.webm
dancing a poo
food on your table is there?better thank me
>>202865455I form my own opinions
heatherschizo you are severely mentally ill
GOING TO BUY SOME BAGUETTES
>>202865423Sacre bleu
>>202865448eh? you'll have to explain this to the whole thread because we can't read
>>202865468Yeah? Fuck off.
so what food is on the table tonight lads?
just accidentally a whole cucumber
>Italy, Sweden, Netherlands, Germany, Czechia, Austria voting in the far right>Meanwhile we elect Queer Farmerwhy are we so embarrassing lads
>>202865504Nah. Now what?
>>202865485Oh and what qualifications do you have? Are you a world renowned film critic?
>>202865461>and iron makes you more prone to racemixingWhat?
>>202865505gay porn food
>>202865479DOTS OF POO ON HER MIDRIFF
my mom can't fry potatoes for shit. every time she does that it's just some wet oily slop. before you faggots tell me to do it myself I don't know how to cook it neither plus it's not my job anyway. it's not like I'm asking her to cook some exquisite dish. holy fuck the bitch is almost 60yo and still haven't learned how to make basic fried potatoes.
>>2028655122029. You’ll see.
>>202865479belly erotic
>>202865505oh you know just some crap
>>202865515Fuck off.
>>202865521??
>>202865505oyakodon
>>202865505something cooked with love by mum
>>202865478Yeah you can, like this lad
dense cunts here sitting thinking about how they were never bullied in school but in reality they were just too thick to realise what was being said to them lmao
He was a LEGEND in primary school mate
zyzz shagging the queen in heaven
>>202865530Keir vs Kemican't wait
get it on the table
yet again having to explain to the finaceeberg why an air fryer is just a gimmick and we'll end up never using it
>>202865436
how is it possible that my sisters in her 30s and she hasn't slept with a single black man? tragedy imo
>>202865504I just like tings with massive bums and tits, you’re a homo if you have a problem with that.
>>202865529You're welcome
>>202865554Sir Movie Watcher
>>202865529the classic panfried Russian potatoes.
>>202865542Nah. Now what?
>>202865571>air fryerTHERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN AIR FRYERfrying is specifically cooking using oil as a substratecooking with air as a substrate is not frying, the so-called "air fryer" is simply a miniature convection oven
>>202865567Heaven doesn't existSource: experts
WATERING MY PLANTS WITH KETCHUP
>>202865554Love this guy. Don’t even need to watch movies anymore, just get Kermode’s recap
yet again having to explain to the /Brit/berg why a joke is just a gimmick and they'll end up never understanding it
garlic wank soon
>>202865554Looks like a porno version of Starmer
>>202865599Fuck off.
geriatric wank
fried air for dinner
i like to imagine that sisterberg's "job"is actually just her driving to some derelict building then being absolutely railed by a conga line of virile black bulls and their pulsating bbcs
>>202865625
>>202865403yh
>>202865529Ask her to make some chicken kyivs next time
the modern irish family
>>202865601Ok mate don’t need to get upsetWe’ll just all keep calling it an air fryer yeah?
get the air fried
Who set off Spaki today?
Having a premature wank
>>202865646he doesnt look very happy
>>202865567Zyzz ain't in heaven, Zyzz's down there, in hellI mean the guy had sins
scrumptious sub-saharan spunk
American gf has an air fryer is brilliant tbqh lads
>>202865638norm didn't say that
a crying peng tingcall that a fair cryer
sent those dense cunts running lmao
need a new jacket but everything is so expensiveopting to freeze until it’s proper winter
>get blocked for no reason everywhere except spotify>make a playlist to express my deep lovelorn feelings>protogf ends up looking at it>get unblocked and told that my Spotify scares herwhat?
>>202865674its my norm reaction image
>>202865625I once waited outside a warehouse while my ex had an interview inside, i couldnt imagine anything else but them spitroasting her
>>202865656
NOW YOU'RE CALLIN ME UP ON YOUR PHONESO YOU CAN HAVE A LITTLE OOF AND MADONEAND IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOUR DOGS EATING A BONE
>>202865670>American gfBroken branch, ancestor cry
My ceiling just started leaking with all the rain
>>202865684You sound creepy mateno smoke without fire why’d you get blocked
>>202865602>only 4% atheistswhat year was this poll taken, 25 years ago?
>>202865682it's been winter for the past 2 weeks here
>>202865684I'm guessing you picked songs to do with murder or serial killers etc
>name can't access this chat yet>You'll be able to send messages when name next logs in to Messenger.does this mean they blocked me?
america have a shop called seven elevenreminds me of that tragedy
The Chase on soon lads. Wonder how the team will do
>>202865646hahahahahaIrish families love sitting around the telly watching goylslop
>>202865554
>>202865663he's just tired after all that irish fannois
just nutted on my dora the explorer thigh highs
>>202865743CAN THEY LOSE MONEY
If god is real then how did he let me waste 16 years posting on this website eh?
>>202865718Churchill’s mom was an american gf
>>202865723she kept saying she felt dumb and stupid for catching feelings too quickly, actually not my problem at all, I got tons of praise but she seems mental
>>2028657262009 and it's the USA not the UK
>>202865602selection biasathiests are more likely to become scientiststherefore atheists represent a greater percentage of scientistsdoesnt mean they're right, you can't scientifically observe the inexplicable
Doing a Rosie Jones
>>202865684get in there lad, she wants you back
whats got you sexless gimps all riled up then?
>>202865760You're already dead and this is your own personal Hell
>>202865740Oh yesThe famous “seven eleven tragedy”
>>202865760I've been here since 2005. coming up on 20 years
I don't want free will! I want to be happy!
>>202865720phwor l'd leak my cum on her haha
>>202865783ARRO
>>202865783
need social media abolished
had another wank to transformers
>>202865738The greater animals in God's kingdom have more noble souls than the lesser races of man
>>202865794How old are you, soldier?
mad how god totally exists and yet he let humans rape and murder each other and watch their children die of disease for 200,000 years without doing anything
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>>202865857Oh bore off
>>202865857So?
>>202865734not really.. just one or two of those x>>202865785reckon she does, not sure if I do thoughbit of a 4d chess grandmaster
>>202865832Very true statementsEven pets cats and dogs seem more noble than certain "diverse" groups...
*bores off*
>>202865857That's why I love mankind, they're so stupid
>>202865857get a new argument
>>202865831remember some people being like "her teeth are too small" and stuff about megan fox?
>>202865787No sex
I still exist.
Series 12 of Taskmaster would be one of the best if it didn't have that fat yank on it
one day each of us will make his last post on /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMlp8R1JJzc&
https://traditionalbritain.org/events/tbg2024/Corr... Might attend this and get myself a file in the GCHQ database.
>>202865782>you can't scientifically observe the inexplicableHow would we know that God exists if he can't be observed in any way?You might as well claim that leprechauns exist - I'm not aware of any credible observations of leprechauns.
>>202865925THIS IS MINE
>>202865925let today be that day
>>202865925hope this is your last post you weapon
took me a while to type all that out and not a single reply just no manners on /brit/ these days not even a fake laugh at what I posted
this is the last /brit/.we must collectively agree not to make another one.okay?
honestly after the protogf breakup I get so fucking motivated, gymtoil and everything. reckon the secret to massive self improvement is to get emotionally invested in something and then destroy it completely so you want to do anything but sit still.
>>202865925Can't believe the succulent arse lad actually died. Did anyone take up his offer of looking after his arses?
>>202865925>>202865954JK LOLOH YEAH YEAH
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>>202865968I agree.
>>202865857The conclusion of this is that violence is in our nature and God finds a beauty in this.
>>202865945words words words words words bloody hell tolkein working on a new novel eh? words words wordsnot reading this atheist twaddle
new>>202866002>>202866002>>202866002
>>202865974wtf was he serious about thathavent seen him in a bit
>>202866003You’re just a walking party, annoying cunt! Oh baby!
>>202866001What disease is that?
>>202865977Mental how he was balding when his career started at 14
poo arse
>>2028659254chan will probably die before /brit/ declines
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