John Louis Petit edition
feel like SHIT
might buy a puzzle today
get the beasts and creatures posted
might go to the zoo this week
BREAKING NEWS:Boris Johnson has leaked that the cause of the Queen's death was BONE CANCER.The Royal Family, being extremely secretive, decided they want to keep it private and hidden entirely from the public.But the blonde haired bumbling fool has just gone and outed their secret about her cause of death.Please, remember to always include a good source of Calcium as a part of your dietSource: https://www.politico.eu/article/boris-johnson-says-queen-elizabeth-ii-had-bone-cancer-uk/
>>202875196
https://youtu.be/UPXkjNAQj20
making some toast then it's an early beddingtons for me I reckon
cant wait to hear what that anons breaking news is probably something poo related
you've been posting for 10 threads straight whats wrong with you
>>202875237yeah - it's been a while since you last visited your mother
>>202873429who is this girl? need a source. LMAO literally looks like a girl version of me with big chebs thats insane. doppelgängerwank might be on the cards.
>>202875276anon I cannot emphasize enough how close you are to transitioning. I expect you to be on the whore moans by end of year
My secondlife phase was already 10 months ago
>>202875196Are catbergs beasts or creatures?
considering watching a movie today or possibly a tv show
>>202875081never heard him, reading his page he seemed like a fascinating man
>>202875243
Flash game kino on the menu boys
MAO TSE-TUNG IS OUR RED SUN IN THE SKY! GLORY TO MARXISM-LENINISM-MAOISM AND THE HERO OF THE CHINESE PEOPLE!DEATH TO THE COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY CAPITALIST DOGS OF DENGISM (INCLUDING XI JINPING)!THE SUCCESS OF MARXISM IS NECESSARY FOR HUMAN ADVANCEMENT! THE CHOICE IS COMMUNISM OR BARBARISM!
Might have a quick cum and then make some dinner
what website are we incel streaming films from now then?
Ho Chi Minshoot a load on my chin
I'm not spaintard but I also am an unemployed schizophrenic
>>202875196dogs >> cats
every general needs to have enough post volume to make up the "baseload" or it will die this is a concept some of you clearly do not understand
>>202875307https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/hublot/country/be/
Thoughts on bone cancer?
>>202875380>>202875364Post bicep or eff off
>>202875363been atleast 15 years since ive played this
>>202875261you're not supposed to eat right before bed you helmet
>>202875434probably hurts
>>202875407>stremming from websitesLemonparty.org
>>202875307>>202875356>>202875391Advertising beggingSpamming flooding
>>202875356https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/ciroc%20vodka/country/be/
You fall asleep and dream of this man in a strange setting. Do you speak to him? What do you say?
>>202875434I'll tell you tomarrow
just because I am unemployed does NOT mean I am schizophrenic I have a college degree in mechanical engineering I could get a job any moment I wanted
shaping up to be a real shite thread isn’t it
>>202875469>>202875429Hes sadder than the Spainster somehow :/
The Queen couldnt afford new bones?
75 years ago, the Chinese people stood up.
>>202875470I ask him if he will fight for the proletariat or if I will crush him underfoot.
>>202875437>>202875486OfftopicTrollingSpamming/floodingAvatarflagging on a board centred around interactions between people from different countries
>>202875391https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22shell%20go%22/country/be/
>>202875494post some examples of the best /brit/ threads from the archive
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>202875520You couldn't crush an egg
Pipe down nigga
>>202875511That is the "spainster"He spams on VPNs all the time, hence the spain thing
>>202875521Get em Toby!
>have no friends (outside of the glorious chaps on /brit/)>somehow have a gf though>gf has noticed my lack of friends and has scheduled a get together of all her friends and their bfs in the hope that they turn me into a "lad" and I acquire male companionshipit's a humiliation ritual, init? it's like how dog owners get their dogs to hang out and sniff each other's arses I'm vehemently against the idea but she scheduled it without my consent
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>202875574blog the fuck on
>>202875517Very hard achievement to get in hoi4 so my congratulations to them
>>202875574stop being a poof
>>202875574My ex used to bring me clothing shopping and would try to style me because she wanted me to look presentable
WOMEN HOLD UP HALF THE SKY
>>202875487Only Schizophrenics think general statements are about them
>Robert Jenrick's wife literally giving Macron a run for his money
you looked at my gypsy balls and for this I shall kill you
>DeletedOOOHHH NO NO NO NO NO
>>202875628She's Israeli too
>>202875536>>202875575>>202875623I rest easy knowing this will all be gone by the end of the thread and forgotten.
>>202875628>the Prime Minister AND Leader of the opposition will be two gentiles, married to jews, who agreed to have their children raised as jews what are the odds of that
tobes did nowt wrong
Who's this yank namefag then?
>>202875628She's literally and Israeli Jew (just like Starmer's wife, and Suella Braverman's husband too)
what is it with belgium and james cleverly
>>202875654Giwtwm
>>202875521I kneel, tobemeister.
>>202875690no one mate
>>202875684This but unironically.
>>202875690who cares. just filter the insecure freak
>>202875691>>202875682what about Kemi's husband?
>>2028756542016mong absolutely loving this
clogtimmy bent over and given a good ROUGH rogering by mousegod
>>202875691Not too familiar with Suella's husband but I'm fairly sure Starmer's wife isn't Israeli
>>202875693severe mental illness
BIRKBECK VAN ONZENOORT
Expect strong repercussions from spainchad for this utter disrespect, Janny.
started sucking on niccy pouches and putting them under my tongue as the gums got boring
For me, it's dwelling on the past all of the time and letting people from a decade ago cause my life to stagnate and go nowhere.
>Badenoch describes herself as an agnostic with cultural Christian values and notes that her maternal grandfather was a Methodist minister in Nigeriahmmthought she'd be a proper jesus freakthat's a surprise
>>202875755try up the arse next
>>202875721aint nuttin he cud do!
Mad how everyone else just intuitively understood social rules and picked it up as they went along in childhood whilst I'm learning the basics in my mid 20s
>>202875755you have zyn over there in the uk?
>>202875693He doesn't know anything about British culture as evidenced by that time he mentioned "Bradford goons" as if he thinks Bradford is crawling with Jamaicans and not scrawny-looking Pakistanis/BangladeshisHe probably just googled "black British politicians" and Cleverly was the first name that came up so he ran with it
JOCKED
>>202875521sent that obese incel freak back to the rusty gates of Lumbridge, mouseGOD.
Wake me up when toil ends
Mad how Glastonbury used to be good but they memoryholed the fact that its culture has been purposefully stagnated, pozzed and torn apart.
>>202875791its always been woke
>>202875691what are the odds
Is there any Tory or Labour politician who isn't owned by or married to the Jews?
>>202875791I've been saying this for years
can someone go and wake up green day please?
???
>>202875866'rbyn
>>202875822my m8's a proper posho tory boy and he married a black girlWonder if his parents hate him for it
>>202875817Surprised he didn't go with KwasiHe literally shagged Liz Truss
>>202875675Lol m8 you seethe so hard thinking I'm whatever internet personality I am you want me to be not realizing there are 19 million Dutch people and more possibilities when in the off chance someone is mental enough to pay to use a VPN. State of you. Rent free you won't forget shit
>>202875866Sadiq Khan
birkbeck van onzenoort would get it
>>202875866Jezza
>>202875817Spainlard never leaves his smelly bedroom, hes probably replaced all his useful brain storage with trannies, porn and gimmicks.Doubt he can multiply anything over single digits anymore without a calculator. Proper brain rot.
>>202875875Not for a few hours mate
>>202875762Sucks being an irreligious man with jungle fever in the UK90% of the black girls on dating apps are full on Jesus freaks and the few who aren't are complete slags
Ngl hard to resist a pair of fat khazar milkers
yep there's just one poster here who runs all the shitty annoying gimmicks
War in Lebanon
Ordered a vibrating wanking puzzle off of AliExpress
>>202875898The fact you made this post only makes it more obvious.Go on, have a melty, i will be off in a sec anyways. Play with your dolls and flingg shit all over your doll house, if its what you need to do to justify your sad existence.
>>202875896In my experience tarqs don't care that much about race, they only really care about class.They would rather their son marry a black girl who was privately-educated, comes from a prestigious family (eg. diplomats or something), went to Oxbridge, etc instead of a white English girl who came from an bog standard state comprehensive.
For me, it's Rosie Duffield
>>202875964Good for them
Dog just shat in my fursuit. Fuming.
>>202875964>Wargenocide
>>202876016Ok leftypol time for bed
new thread lets go>>202875176>>202875176>>202875176>>202875176
>>202876016Evening Londonpaki
>>202875981And what have you accomplished mister man besides having some inbred schizo living rentfree in your head
>>202875791he's a right ugly bastard, inhe?
>>202875982>In my experience tarqs don't care that much about race,They literally got groomed into the "posh indians/wogs are based" thing, hence Rishi Sunak gaining power
>>202875897>Surprised he didn't go with KwasiKwasi is unironically too white. He's a posh Etonian who studied Classics at Cambridge and generally comes across like a pompous toff. He's basically Black Boris. That doesn't fit Belgiumnonce's caricature of black people as being solely knuckle-dragging, smelly, ogre-like thugs.
>>202875996Not good. The Zionists are invading everyone, committing apartheid, war crimes, genocide.And we're the ones funding it. Starmer wants total Palestinian death and for Lebanon, Jordan, and the Sinai to be Jewish colonies.
>>202875986she shagged a black man and has two kids with him
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/farmer-mows-down-boy-stealing-orange-breaking-both-legs-south-africa/Do NOT let the cronem get their hands on this geezer
Israel lost the ground war in 2006 so this should be fun
>>202875986Most transphobic woman in the UK after JK Rowling
>>202876096We've all been there
Genuinely don't understand Jungle Fever. What's there to like about Black women?
>>202876073
>>202876116based>>202876074based
>>202876096this is a rite-of-passage for virgins trying to become normies in their 20s
>>202876044alri damon albarn and alex james of blur
>>202876124Why does Reddit hate Israel so much
>>202876096...mallardlad?
are transactions on Vanguard always slow?recently opened an account there. i'm trying to buy funds yet the loading screen is taking forever
>>202876096We've all been there at least once. >>202876073Well shouldn't have poked the hornets nest if you can't handle the BUZZZ
>>202875937kek quite the conundrum the non-religious ones are almost always borderline commies too it's like their brain has to have some sort of devotion to insanity
What maketh a slampig?
Commiemong melty
>>202876074Ok and?
>>202876104They seem to have been a bit more careful here, especially wiping out the leadership. Still, Hezbollah have the chance to shut people up and claw back some dignity
>>202876161*grabs your face and starts fucking it with my fully erect cock*
>>202876122They have MASSIVE clits
maaate nobody likes black girls they look like walking shite loool
>>202876161yeah, it takes them 2-3 weeks
>>202876169>Well shouldn't have poked the hornets nestHow is it "poking the hornets nest" to merely be born in a country neighbouring Israel? To want to live freely as a Palestinian in Palestine?
>>202876143they kill brown(er) people
lets move to the other thread lads
>>202876161sarrrrrrwhat is the memorable hint and we will fix this
>>202876175>the non-religious ones are almost always borderline commies tooI knew a black girl who was somehow bothDevoutly Christian from a proper Evangelical family but also a hardcore Corbyn-loving communist who identified as "queer" and would occasionally crossdress for seemingly no reasonBizarre.
only ever shagged slim womenam fat myself thoughmaybe that's why fat women don't like me, they see themselves
how come catholics and protestants don't get along when they worship the same bloke and generally hold very similar values and moral codes?
>>202876200Mind explaining to me how that's good? I'm a virgin you see, I've never touched a woman, let alone a Black one.
>Farmer, 70, ‘mows down boy, 6, for stealing orange’, breaking both his legs in front of screaming mother
>>202876122dont like 99% of them but occasionally l've met an absolute Queen and been infatuated with her. Dunno what it is
Paris Hilton do still be kinda peng tho
Visit China.
Love Asians me.
autistic map gamestrannies wankingshaggingpoliticsblogging
Bloody hell the state of Stokehttps://youtu.be/SoPU30b5-ds?si=UtywWs2EGo9jHpHzWhat do you thinks caused this lads?
>>202876253Catholics traditionally believe in "no salvation outside the Church". They literally believe you must be Catholic to be a true ChristianWhereas Protestants often believe Catholics are heretic idolators and that they're disgracing God by revering Mary or praying to Saints
>>202876288Shan't give a penny to those anti-Communist Dengist dogs.China MUST return to Maoism ASAP.
>>202876260Big clits mean big feet
>>202876073>sinaiBattlefield 1 was fun. Loved massacring turks and pakis x
wind's howling
>>202876242utterly grimwonder if a conservative black atheist girl existsperhaps not
>>202876288me in the white shirt posting on /brit/
>>202876341>wonder if a conservative black atheist girl existsKemi Badenoch
Is Ripper Street worth watching lads
>>202876287she's based for a rich person
might just not go to work tomorrow
>>202876395I meant an ACTUAL conservative and an ACTUAL atheist
rorkedem moving mad
>>202876392even in their dreams women are boring
Is custard pie a thing in the UK? Could you go into a tea shop and order a custard pie with your hot tea
>Kemi Badenochsounds scottish
>>202876395She's an ancestor worshipper
>>202876439What do you define as an "ACTUAL conservative" and an "ACTUAL atheist"?
no need to thank me for getting commiemong's gay thread deleted
Victoria Adams (Beckham) with a computer at AOL in New York (1997)
>>202876392just found out my dreams are female
Did you know many Protestants adhere to Calvinist beliefs?They believe free will isn't real, and so you can't choose to follow God or not.Instead God has already chosen which people he wants to be saved, and they will be saved regardless of anything they do, since they don't have the free will not to be saved.Meanwhile millions of others have been chosen by God to go to Hell, and nothing you can do will save you from that fate.Mental....
I host and organise anonymous parties for people who are interested in threesomes/orgies.Everyone is required to supply a copy of their driver's licence and/or passport in advance, as well as an STD test and disclosure of any health conditions which they may have.I retain copies of all data for a period of 1 year on an electronic format in case police require any evidence. (There has been one instance of a man committing a crime at these events and the police were able to use the ID he supplied to prosecute him.)A woman who attended an event back in November 2023 has approached me and informed me that was impregnated at our event, and she was seeking the details of the father to open a child maintenance claim.She is requesting a list of the personal details of all 4 males attended that night with her, given that she is unsure which one is the biological father.I still have these IDs on my system, as attendees agree for me to hold them for a period of 12 months. However, I am unsure how to proceed.How do I manage this while still complying with GDPR?
>>202876460not a pie
>>202876467>What do you define as an "ACTUAL conservative"Despising the conservative party is step one
>>202876461Yeah her husband is ScottishHer maiden surname is Adegoke
>>202876392>being smothered they weren't allowed to say raped I take it
any other "share the same pain" men in?
>>202876467this >>202876498
>>202876460>a tea shopNot a thing
Alri lads hunker down for that 8 months now of cold grey weather yeah? throw in some rain and snow alright Haha
>>202876133>>202876029>>202875380
>>202876469
Cant post somrthing help
mikey has just gotten into Ed Hardy t-shirts
>>202876483most informed atheist
>>202876395Kemi Badenoch holds more or less identical beliefs to Hitler, except that she loves the Jews instead of hating them. Otherwise she's the exact same extreme right violent fascist schizo.
>>202876483Romans 9:21-23
>>202876498>>202876521Are there any politicians or public figures in Britain today that you believe are actually conservative?
>>202876524Fucking white trash need depprting
>>202876547>[Deleted]But your post isnt!
>>202875081>Go to surf shop >Go for interview and to get wax >Tell girl why I need wax>Somehow the only person in the store who knows how to surfThose are my wet suits
>>202876555I'm not an atheist and that's also LITERALLY Calvinist doctrine, that you're predestined to go to Hell or Heaven according to God's whim, and don't have the free will to change that fate.Maybe actually read into the soe
>>202876571Yes a couple
>>202876563>more or less identical beliefs to Hitler, except that she loves the Jews instead of hating themPure schizobabble.
>>202876571>are there any public figures in the soviet union you believe to be ardent capitalistsThis is how you sound
>>202876571Peter Hitchens
>>202876599ever tried drowning?
>>202876563insane post
the penguin is really fucking good lads and you can take my word for it because i think most television is shite, not one of these bugmen who likes shite yank slop
>>202876605*Into the soteriology of your own religion, moron
>>202876483So what?
>>202876599You're saying the girl working there had no clue what the wax was for?
>>202876606Name them?
>>202876571My MP, Sir John Hayes
>targeted attacks
>>202876571Nick Griffin
lots of activations going on over at leng ting’s ends
>>202876655Why should I
>>202876629Ahh yes, Peter Hitchens, the bloke whos whole argument is basically "the country is doomed and you shouldn't do anything to fix it, you should just immigrate"If this is the best of what conservatism has to offer then no wonder rightoid politics is finished.
>>202876631No my sisters boyfriend taught me how to surf>>202876653She thought I was retarded because I needed wax for my board. They don't even know how to use a hammer properly
Diego is going to be sensational on Friday. Hugh Grant will be on The Graham Norton Show
>>202876612>>202876633Deranged Hitlerian Toryboys
>>202876339>>>/wsg/5694297
>>202876667do you think making their communication devices explode and killing the leadership are random attack?
>>202876703ever tried hammering your own skull?
>>202876673He's not a conservative, he's a literal unironic national socialist.
>>202876571Not reallyThe late Sir Roger Scruton was the last great conservative this country had to offer
>>202876716Christ what a dreadful sentence sorry
>Israel when they go more than 24 hours without attacking a middle Eastern country
>>2028766051. every christian believes human beings are predestined by grace to salvation (although we can turn away from it. the metaphor usually used is like an arrow flying to its target)2. not all protestants are calvinists3. in calvinism there is a debate whether the double predestined (which appears to be what you're talking about) can lose their predestination.also under calvinism the non double elect are not human in any meaningful ontological sense. they exist solely to exemplify the positive attributes of the elect e.g. courage, charity etc.4. And finally the whole point is that you do not know if you are doubled presdestined but should act as if you are i.e. act moral in accordance with god in hope of your election
eating chocolate mad?
>>202876599>>202876703probably expensive to hire people who actually know how to surf where do you surf in the USA? california or hawaii?
>>202876737When I was a kid I tried to hammer someone's nuts because they pissed me off. I had to be in a mental hospitals for a month
they are very active rn
>>202876772
>>202876665what's wrong with his mouth
What does Conservative mean? Pakis out and no NHS?
triple predestined me
>>202876693Yeah there's nothing left worth conserving I wonder why conservatism is dead
>>202876772>every christian believes human beings are predestined by grace to salvation (although we can turn away from it. the metaphor usually used is like an arrow flying to its target)That is literally directly opposed to Calvinism that believes in salvation via the Holy Spirit which is irresistible.
really, really, really like poo
>>202876812to be a virgin?
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/country/be/deleted/deleted/type/posts/deary deary me
>>202876777North Carolina
my favourite deranged christian thing is that they think that non-religious people can't be moral
>>202876772Fucking done gim
>>202876837
>>202876837his brand advertising is totally unhinged hahahahaaa it's pretty funny
>>202876793?>>202876825read my post you retard
arguing about religion is it?
>>202876837All those deleted posts and he hasn't been banned Makes you think
I know people who say Australia is the best place to surf in the world
>>202876806Pakis out, trannies out, scrap the NHS and bring in US style healthcare, full unconditional support for any actions Israel wants to commit, scrap taxes for corporations and the millionaires, scrap bennies for the poor
>>202876817>bro just le give up and be le based epic doomer and kill yourselfThis is all that rightoid "politics" is in 2024.
>>202876769Israelis soldiers need to kill muzzies to impress the big titted Jewesses
>Fucking done gim
>>202876851Name one moral thing you have done in the last week
>>202876851never seen any serious christian say thatthey do accurately point out that atheists with subjective ethics have no grounding for their ethical impositions and thus no authority
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q2JRvZ19XA
>>202876883>conservatism is the entirety of right wing thoughtOk
mad to think normies went into Return of the King with no clue what was going to happen
there needs to be some serious blogging on and some serious boring off if the thread quality is going to have any hope of improving before the new
>That post doesn't exist anymore.
Hips hurt
>>202876947I reckon they expected the King to Return yeah?
>>202876980cronem did you dirty
>>202876955don't understand the "blog on" memeif you're telling someone to "blog on" you're actually telling them to keep blogging, not stop
>>202876996least autistic blogger
any perpetually flummoxed man in
>>202876996I'd explain it to you but you'd just tell me to bore on
suffer
>>202876996Blog on
katy's cervix taking a beating
ran out of belgium vpns and now he's on a french one
>>202876902dunnodon't keep track of shit like that because I'm not autistic
>>202876996jog off
How much do those cucks in porn make? I could do that easily
>>202876995>>202877035nice VPNexactly a minute between posts
blogging
Imagine politics being an interest big ick
>>202877050absolutely ruined those chebs with those shitty tattoos
>>202877053your dignity having a price tag is shameful
>>202877047iayc
>>202877050name pls??
>>202877076
>>202876996I think that's what's called sarcasm mate
>>202877081she looks fun to talk to
>>202877092Alright mate? How are you?
>>202877107those tattoos are objectively fucking grim mate and you're either braindead or blind if you think otherwise
>>202877097spivi on chaturbate
>>202877081dildo tattoo is vile
>>202877170>>202877170>>202877170
>>202877120>he talks to womenJust beat the ones that don't wanna fuck you and fuck the ones that do
>>202877081Why does this image look AI generated? Especially the background
Do DILFS try to revive centuries-dead political parties in your cunt?
>>202877237>8 Apr 2015Mate why have you dug up this literally fucking ancient post
Welcome home whiteman
I wonder how many posh white british girls from conservative tory families have hooked up with cronem from east london :3
>>202877560wrong flag mate
