pidge edish
poo smells lmao
Liz Truss just said this morning in a speech that the British state is secretly controlled by an "underground transgender mafia"She's totally unhinged and off the rails. You'd think if it were true trans people would do something about this country being internationally known by LGBT people as the "TERF island" where puberty blockers are illegal with an 8 year waiting list for a first assessment for transgender treatments
>>202900832Dove from above
is this it? (strokes song)
mad
>>202900832got some seeds has he
>>202900862Why are old men with a knicker fetish so desperate to halt the puberty of confused children?
why did janny delete my thread wtf?
And next to face The Chaser, it's Rorke. Tell us what you do Rorke
wish I were secretly controlled by an underground tory milf mafia that was milking me for my virgin neet cum
>>202900832prefer a nice wigeon or hoopoe meself lad
>>202900832>pidge edish
>>202900832think hes done a poo>>202900910hes got autism
how do people live soberlife is so fucking grim
Trannies clearly don't run the country, but they are an evil paedo cult that needs to be destroyed nonetheless.
>>202900906Not true but please continue wasting every moment of your entire life posting fake transphobic infographics at the beginning of every /brit/ thread
>>202900865
>>202900919bit of paving and grouting and that mate yeah
>>202900938guess he didn't like me having two in a row
Nice one Canada you fuckin spav
>>202900948your life is grim
>>202900862kys nonce
>>202900948does caffeine count as being sober that's my coping mechanism for it. just forget about it all and work it away
creating myself as a leader in CK3 having a bit of a think about who l am l'm not sure l really know myself
grim grim grim
>>202900965its because you linked like two posts prior to 310 which in his little mind is the only thing which constitutes spam
>>202900910shouldn't of mentioned you were a social democrat, janny's obviously a 4th Internationalist
>>202900998i believe the mormons do consider caffeine as psychotropic. and apparently you can get caffeine withdrawals from just a few days of consecutive use
im feeling exceptionally curious
>>202900948You need many distractions. I'm only managing to stay sober because I'm occupying my time with a bunch of different things but even then I still get cravings to get smashed every now and then
>>202901014thought it was the 311th post ah wellgot my warning for spamming/flooding and all lol>>202901018that wasn't me
>>202900991adult virgin chud freak LMAO
>>202901008I make all of my characters look like meTake pride in managing to make my first oblivion character not only look like me but look good and not like a monstrosity
ban alcohol, legalise speed, opioids, and ketamine
>>202901046caffeine withdrawals are hellish. i turn into a different person if i miss my morning dose
screaming at normies who still thinks WW1 actually happened
>>202901055
>>202901086same gullible twats who believe in dinosairs
>>202900865How old?
>>202901061i deleted 3 of my posts then reported your sharereason bean? don't like canadians
>>202901086my great grandpa was just a bit too young for WW1 so I actually have no direct familial confirmation that it happened. buncha stories for European wars that happened after that though
I need to apply for some jobs nowI'm 31 years old, I should really be employed.
>dinosairs
Cold pige
How do I find a cat woman
>>202901100I've been having fun on /pol/ with dinosaur threads for almost 3 years now
>>202901073I didn't start drinking coffee until I was 23, now I have a strong black coffee in a morning and one in an evening after eatingI feel withdrawal after 2 or 3 days and get a pounding headache on my forehead and temples, usually worse if I haven't eatenI have some salty food, a wank, a strong coffee and 3 paracetamol and it's better than any high
>>202901086Ny grandads dad was in it. He was in tears at the menin gate (where some of my family memebers are names)
>>202901128Time to get a move on.
Been enjoying Cities Skylines 2, other than the glitch wipes out my tax income and makes it impossible to run the city.Maybe I do have autism. I was seeing roads in my dreams and when I closed my eyes because of how long I was playing yesterday.I'm going to start a new game later and replace the starting highways with the largest roads possible, get some colossal traffic coming and going
Young Charlotte's fresh tight teen hymen getting atomised by a flip flop wearing BBC migrant
>>202901148halloween soon mate should be pretty easy
whoever next gets in my way is getting fucked up
no idea why i drank two cups of coffee this morning when caffeine comedowns make me wank to kill myself
>>202901160that's what I hear the withdrawal is usually like basically massive terrible headache. I have huge caffeine tolerance if I take it more than 2-3 days in a row it just doesn't work anymore other than maintaining baseline. But if for that first night it does wire me good so it's a good emergency crutch. Withdrawals are a personalized thing people experience them differently some people don't get them at all.
>>202901185>make me wank to kill myselfjesus christ, how hard are you tugging?
>>202901185get another cup down you you'll be reet
>>202901110raped me
it’s days like this I miss weed, I miss becoming a happy retard for a few short hours. now im just a miserable little gremlin 24/7
Tom Howes and Dory Czicza both work at Fish'o'licious, a fish and chip restaurant and takeaway in Great Yarmouth.
>>202901234redheads are angels, I want a redhead with a thick hairy bush and asshole
>>202901160>it's better than any highyeah my caffeine and ashwagandha stack makes me feel like a god
>>202901237me but booze and i'm drunk right now
>>202901185can't drink it me, doesn't gel with my bodyget no effect from it beyond heightened anxiety
The biggest mixed-race pairing in England is Jamaican-Irish
3rd anniversary with the missus next month
>>202901147do they normally have orange beaks
Dunno where to meet women and don’t want to have to resort to cold approaches as it’s not my thingEvery club event I go to the women are with their boyfriends. Nobody in my extended social circle really knows any girls like normally
>>202901269Been to regular Yarmouth me
>>202901271teen redheads are bbc only now
>>202901233this image is dangerous
absolutely hooting at fat people getting in and out of cars
>>202901287yeah i'm the same basically. don't feel "good" just awake and a but anxious, then very anxious when it's wearing off
>>202901185i feel ya, I try not to drink too much during the week. going for a run helps but the weather is miserable.
>>202901329SICK, you are SICK in the mind,here I am thinking I said something outrageous and then you disgusting post comes along,SICK I tell you, GO SEEK HELP
>The shift pattern for this position is 8am-10pm Monday to Sunday.
>>202901271Dated three gingersMiss the bushes and pale skin the mostDon’t miss them as people though
makin me miss that caffeine bump. kinda wanna go for that drunk caffeine combo wombo.
>>202901233If trans people deserve "compassion" as your fake infographic suggests, why are you not showing it, but rather instead you constantly post hate and misinformation?
Big Brother starts this weekend. Any of you lads watching?
Once again you've betrayed yourself for nothing!
>>202901412Ktim
>>202901405ive never bothered with it but always liked the theme tune
Heather melty
>>202901412positively faustian
>>202901412me whenever kinder bueno goes on sale
>>202901405only realised yday when i googled iti will be watching on /tv/ like last year but i don't think it's gonna be as popular and probs the last one unless they've already confirmed more
>>202901385
this aint it
I do a cracking good impression of the big brother narrator.
>>202901307You need to learn to approach at unconventional places.Trying to meet at the club is useless. Any place like that will be swarming with thirsty men and the girls will be stressed out and on high alert.You just need to learn to be smooth to make the approach not seem like an approach at all. Like you just so happen to have started a conversation with her and then just so happened to want to invite her to something.
I think the government should secretly record the personal details of every adult who purchases candy for a month and then summarily execute all of them at the end of said month
>>202901405Do they screen applicants to ensure that normal people get on rather than tarts and deanos looking to launch a career punting shite on instagram?
>>202901447they ready for bbc bootcamp
watching the young thug rico trial
>>202901400Everything I post is true.You think men can magically turn into women, which is very much not true, and actually a harmful and evil thing to teach children.
his name jeff
business ideaa: cultivate negative emotion into comedy
>>202901478if you don't vocaroo it then you might as well just shut up
love how transphobic the missus is
working customer service from home and screaming insults at my monitor all day like i'm a zoomer playing valorant
>>202901514if I do people would call me a tranny (I'm very feminine)
Just had a good massage gun sesh and feel a lot better
IRAN FINALLY RESPONDING
>>202900948genuine bell curve moment
>>202901481This, except with sushi. Who in their right mind would want to eat raw fish?
If I was on Big Brother I'd get voted out in the first week because I'd just sit in a room on my own and not talk to anyone.
>>202901550fuck you for making me checkthey will never do anything, not even if Israel nukes tehran
>>202901502You have no understanding of biologyGender dysphoria is a very real condition, and hormones do change sex characteristicsYou are evil and spend every waking moment spreading hate and disinfo on /brit/ with the some intention of spreading harm and violence towards trans people
>>202901554The Irish are in heaven thanks to multiculturalism
>>202901529My last job was customer facing and I largely wfh absolutely hated it and dreaded it every morning getting up to a bunch of voicemails and emails from any random cunt demanding shit right now
>>202901581If I was on big brother I'd creep everybody out by smoking cigarettes and listening to the doors all day
did something important happen in australia today everyones lighting fireworks and shit
Man or Woman
>>202901592What did people with it do a hundred years ago?
£6,000 a month seems alright
>>202901587Nah pretty good source saying they're launching ballistic missiles soon
how does a cup of coffee make you anxious jesus christ get a gripunless you've experienced arriving at work on a monday after being up until about 6am on Sunday morning after the saturday night out with half a columbian rainforest up your nose you have no idea what it means to be anxious
>>202901599Enemy of Poland no. 1.
are customer service workers babies?>ITS THE HARDEST JOB EVER MAAAAN>EMOTIONALLY DRAINING MAAAN>PEOPLE TALK TO ME IN A SLIGHTLY ANNOYED TONE BECAUSE THEY'RE GETTING SCAMMED BY CORPOSwhat the fuck I think customer service is the secretly privileged role yet complains
> make me wank to kill myself
>>202901643obviously a woman
>>202901652if by cup you mean second jumbo cup the size of a woman's torso yeah, I can see a nasty withdrawal from that
>Sperm donor cash rises by £10 as UK faces shortage
>>202901650Wage is 600, the entire rest of it is comission based on whether you spent 600 hours trying to find scrubs to steal money from.
>>202901599Rorke captured after spewing hateful nonsense
>>202901650My mum did that for a bit working for the wildlife trust which is probably what that job is for. You get 40% (50 if you're freelance) of whatever people put down to sign up with but you could get sent to ASDA and get one sign up a day. My mum did big events and earnt 3 grand in a week once.
>>202901531well you can just fuck off then
heathermong has arrived
>>202901659i did a customer tele role once and a person kept me on the phone for hours and i think i got sacked because of it lol
iran is going to attack israel in a couple of hours, you read it first here
>>202901701Don't want to give my sperm to nonwhites and lesbians
>>202901652i assume for most people coffee gives a jump in energy to make them more productive and focussedjust doesn't happen to me. when i drink it it makes my thoughts scattered, anxious, can't sit still
Israel is simultaneously bombing civilians in Gaza, Lebanon, Syria, and Yemen. They have troops executing civilians on the ground in Gaza, the West Bank, Lebanon.They are using illegal chemical weapons in Gaza and Lebanon.Labour, Tories and Reform all support this. Only Corbynist independents, SNP, Plaid Cymru and Greens oppose these war crimes.
>>202901682Mental how people will fiddle around with DAWs but won't touch a musical instrument
>>202901701bet they are turning away white donors in favour of black men
>>202901592Gender dysphoria is real, and it's a mental health condition that needs to be treated with therapy, not by chopping off healthy body parts and blocking the natural puberty of children.Human beings cannot change their sex.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.You are an evil paedo cultist and I'd love to see you all launched into space.
well thats dinner sorted
BBCs carelessly snaking their way up tight white teen slits in 30 mins
>>202901722treated to the works today the evil trannies the irish and the cuckold fantasies
>>202901701>The UK fertility regulator acknowledged a shortage of egg and sperm donors. But it warned donating was a "complex decision" and any child born had the right to contact their biological parents after reaching 18 years old.
>>202901718HOWCANSHESLAP
>>202901768the mousenonce diet
>>202901735Don't think they accept incel chud neet sperm anyways, I wouldn't worry
>>202901711>>202901717I'm not sure I'd get any sign ups as I'm a weird autistic loser guy.
>>202901806know that from experience do you?
>>202901768Doesn't seem safe given how reactive potassium is
>>202901828You definitely wouldn't, you need to be outgoing to do well at it
israel trannies and black mens cocksgreat just fucking great any other topics youd like to discuss
>>202901806as long as the incel chud is 6 foot with blue eyes and optionally a bachelors in C.S. (chud science) they pass. i feel these sperm donors should really have a jawline check and an overall physiognomy facial fitness check
>>202901850map games
>>202901796>hey Dad, I know we never met, but I'm like 40 now and the housing market is so terrible these days, and I was wondering if you had a house to let me inherit
>>202901852>6 foot with blue eyes and optionally a bachelors in C.SAll me but my jawline is a bit shit
>>202901846it is a retarded amount of potassium metal to have even as a chemist
Blanchette in Soho is worth a try. The menu is slightly hit and miss but a few things are very good - especially the simple dishes like moules, rillettes and frites with bearnaise. Seabream tartare is the standout.
>>202901841I am a sperm donor yes and have 3 children living with a wealthy lesbian couple Seethe chuddie, your bloodline ends with you
>>202901850I was trying to start a discussion about hairy red head assholes, but nobody wants to contribute
>>202901806They really don't care at all so long as you are functionally capable of walking and talking, they'll take any sperm,t. donor
>>202901796>any child born had the right to contact their biological parents after reaching 18 years old.I think about this policy a lot, it really is one of the best and most clear cut examples of how retarded emotional thinking dictates our policymakers these days
>>202901903is fathering children through sperm donation a flex? I mean I feel like its a core chud value to pass on your jeans but it somehow feels like doing so through anonymous sperm donation where you don't know your own bastard kids is a cheat to the traditional chud vision. like that Pavel Durov billionaire who had 100 kids through sperm donations but hasn't actually had an official heir for himself
Why does Rorke worship Israel, Elon Musk, Nigel Farage, Donald Trump?
>>202901903ahahaha wtf
>>202901903>wealthy>lesbianTwo full time jobs at Asda?
If it's still pissing it down when I finish toil in just over two hours I'm going down the road to the pub for a pint and not doing runtoil
did a reduction with about 3 g of potassium and it took me four hours to quench the waste
>>202901956who else is he meant to worship?
>>202901967deja vu....
Actually screaming how at this time tomorrow everyone is gonna know that Keir Starmer putts in the roughScreenshot this post it's gonna be front page of the mail tomorrow
>>202901990Do runtoil mate, I couldn't be arsed with the gym but going to do it now
still seething about Musk are we. let's see it mate, tell us why Musk sets you off, let's have a good laugh. another humiliation ritual for you lad.
>>202901903i have sex
>>202902029He's not going to give you any money for sucking his balls
>>202902005big if true
watching townsends on youtubehes making baked beans
he lost a child to the woke mind virus
>>202901956>why is man attracted to winnersIdk, you tell me.
>>202902078Orange FoolEnough said
>>202902078i;m thinkin about thos beans
lads if you type the word tranny more than 3 times in a single post then 4chan will automatically block your post
Need the gf to give me some CBT
>>202901097>>202901055Would punt those runts into the atmosphere
Sometimes you do see autistic lads wearing a charity mugger t-shirt, stood there looking sheepish in their autism jeans. You just know it's their first (and only) day, they've had no sales, each "fuck off" from another normoid causing them to die a little more inside. Then they have to go back to their mum's gaff after a long day and tell her they've made no money and they don't think the job's for them, only to get another earful off her.
>>202902078my favourite poof xx
>>202902078boston beans?
>>202902005His voice is enough of a give away.
>>202902151yeah mate>>202902147hes not a poof thats the other one, tasting history
>>202902113>>202902113>>202902113odd. it let my post through.
>>202902166yeah I realised as I posted but tbqh I'd still bum him so who's laughing now lol
>>202902190yeah but it won't show up in the thread
Tranny tranny tranny
>>202902005>putts in the roughThe fuck does this even mean? Use English not golfing metaphors you freak
>>202902144I know a guy like that.He's doing porn now.
>>202902144There's a high turnover in those roles, some people do it for a week and then jack it in.
>>202902055how come you have that pre programmed response? is it part of a manual or just NPC synchronicity?
>>202902216type it one more time and it will block the post
>>202902216kek I was waiting for this retard HE SAID "MORE THAN THREE TIMES"NOT "THREE TIMES EXACTLY"FUCKING IDIOT MONG RETARD SPACKER
>>202902216first 3 lines of your CV?
4chan has limited 20+ different insults so you can only use 3 per post now
tranningtonstranningtonstranningtons???
Kemi Badenoch just said we should get rid of having a minimum wage
>>202902325Rightly so.
type the n word four timesit doesn't go through
vgh.... Agartha.... think about that....Now read it backwards..... fuck...
>>202902325So is she arguing for negative wages? Surely that's the only way there could be no minimum, otherwise the minimum wage would be 0 by default.
have any of you actually approached a women you didn’t already know beforewhere at and how’d it go
>>202902365Hate the working class do we?
>>202902398it's a myth. in a hunter gatherer environment if you approach a single woman you get killed on the spot.
absolutely screaming at all these bellends who typed tranny 4 times and are now banned for spamming
>>202902325The market will regulate itself. As long as our businesses arent owned by greedy souless megacorporations or foreign nationals that want to squeeze every penny from people.. oh wait
applied to 2 jobs:>petrol station attendant>hotel bar staffEither of these would be lucky to have a 31 year old man working for them.
>>202902432not banned though now am I
>>202902398No, thought about it at the gym but it's an awkward, public place to do it.
>>202902421How about you hunt down and gather some pussy?
>>202902398Like twiceIt went ok because I’m good looking but I sort of panicked and left before asking for their number or whatever as I just blanked on what to say
>>202902325shes right you know, when the cost of living is stagnating the economy its actually good to give people LESS money! Think about it....
>>202902398Was once at a house party and snorted some cocaine and started chatting to this girl who was decent looking, enjoying my chat, laughing, was good signs. Asked her out and her boyfriend was stood right behind her talking to someone else.
>>202902489>start talking to girl>she seems nice and we get on>she brings up her boyfriendMany such cases
>>202902489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqDbb7-dn9A
>>202902537this is often a shit test they don't even have a boyfriend totally deranged shit lol
Where can I find high quality cock and ball torture videos?
>>202902400Minimum wage harms the working class mate. Read a book for once in your miserable life.
>>202902537>immediately drop glass and it smashes on the floor>hold back tears>push past people and run outside>walk homeclose one....
>>202902398No, I'm not a hollywood movie protagonist
4chan is limiting my free speech!
>>202902602>read a book by the propagandists that want you to think workers rights are extremely harmful
>>202902640Stupid commie
he can't help but default to one of his boring topics to spam about because he has no personalitythe parasitic entity needs to be euthanized
>>202902602>the poors should toil in the mines and mills to make me billions.... for free!yeah, shan't be happening you toryboy gimp
>>202902602hmm now that i think about it... you're right... this makes me want to die for israel...
>>202902582I don't mean you ask them out and then they say it, I just mean they bring him up and talk about him, unless they're completely deranged and create a fantasy boyfriend to tell blokes about to put them off.
>>202902674communism is when average rent approaches 1/3 of median net income. we need maximum rents or it's not communism
is this real or ir it just yank lies to justify steamrolling in Israeli interests
Commie lad your boys in lran are doing a thing
>>202902744why are you asking me
>>202902711Actually Communism refers to a classless, stateless, moneyless society achieved through socialist prosperity, wealth redistribution, and post-scarcity
>>>/pol/483404999the mods are making this truly a better place
>>202902744Nothing. Ever. Happens.
>>202902744Probably real. lran did it before and there's a lot of pressure on them to do something
>>202902744dont know sorry
>>202902773>still won't ban people for saying BBC
>>202902744>>202902785They’ll probably shoot a slow as fuck missile and give plenty of warning like their “drone” attack that they basically warned was going to happen and allowed Israel to shoot them all down A ballistic missile is a bit of a different story tho
>>202902773If they can do this, why wouldn't they just ban the use of rule breaking slurs and ban those why try to use them entirely?
mental how the mods listened to mousey
>>202902785when? I have a memory like a sieve
NipperTrabby Fabbot
>CNN
>>202902851like 6 months ago
if you're not a bigot you've got no need for those words innit
>>202902872a ballistic missile?
>>202902773good basically every thread devolves into people calling each other a tranny these days
>>202902895oh l dunno lol
toby, mousey, mousenonceweird, let me go through
nigot
>>202902895they shot loads but a bunch missed i think. I dont think the iranians are good at any of this shit
>>202902822>A ballistic missile is a bit of a different story thowhy?
missed this edish, any highlights?
What if I'm a black trans woman? They going to ban me from using words about my own people??
>>202902773howling at the 7th post
>>202902949loads of off-topic posts and attention seeking
>>202902949can't say the N-word, F-word or T-word on 4chan any more/brit/ is deciding which household British names we're going to use as substitutes, get your submissions in now
>>202902824Not the heckin no no words!
>>202902744please god let this happen it would be so fucking funny
started using an electric toothbrush and my mouth has never felt cleaner.
why dont they just put people in the missiles to pilot them
I just fucking love Orcs Need an Orc gf to punch my stomach and stamp on my balls
bought puts literally a day earlier than I should have and now I've just broken even instead of being a ten-thousand-illionaire
cronem are active
>>202902980Nincompoop
Am no longer allowed to talk about what I did last night (sucking a N T F in that order),!
got the bjork on
>>202902990Say it then you cuck beta chud
>>202902938I don't think this happened, possibly thinking of the drone attack which was just a token attack they told Israel about so they could stop it after Israel launched a missile into Tehran and blew up a residential area
>>202902771>wealth redistributionthen why do they all end with oligarchies and famines?
>>202900832Coo.
bigots the lot of you
Raping rorke
if I could find a girl with a hairy minge I could pretend it's a hairy arse and I don't have to be gay anymore
>>202902980Lenny Henry, Graham Norton, Boy George
>>202903056ohh yeah youre right it was drones still arent Iran quite shit
Why dont they just change it automatically like s o y or t b h
what's dating like in australia? is it easy to find a sheila with a nice tummy?
>>202901412retarded ass meaningless quote I hate doestoyevky total pseud faggot
How do you meet women? I tried online dating and it was a miserable experience.
>>202903063we need more clapmeats, jordan
>>202903144Because we're not children anymore Anon. It's time to grow up and get a grip.
>>202903057They don't, that's western propaganda. But when problems do occur it's due to revisionists (Deng to China), opportunists (Stalin to the USSR), constant threat of invasion and constant trade embargoes (USA to Cuba)
>>202903153dont know im a disfigured green goblin incel with one eye who lives in a dark damp cave
good morning all got the coffee on
>>202903056Mind isnt quite a sieve like as you claimed
>>202903183>implying women don't LOVE goblins
tranny tranny tranny
>>202903162how much of him have you read?
>>202903168met my gf at bouldering
Israel about to get nuked ladsSamson option will be used, this is going to be the last /brit/ ever I reckon x
>>202903179>They don'tHistory shows they do.
>>202903206just crime and punishment in high school
>>202903200he looks perfectly normal you just might be a faceblind autist
>>202903204ah-ahh-ahahh-ah-ahhhh
>>202903209Fucking bouldering, I have no interest in it but every man and his dog does it now
>>202903200I don't know what to think of this marrige. Lana's already washed she's like 40 her eggs are done cooked finito. So she married an alligator tour guide. Does this mean beautiful women will settle for lower class lads or does this just mean women with dried eggs will settle for anything?
>>202903226Ah weirdly thats the only one i havent read, ive read everything else and thought it was quite good, bit drawn out at times maybe
>>202903216>Samson optionmyth
>>202903238For the Damaged Coda
Israel just launched their nukes... At the UK and US
>>202903241Dogs dont have the grip strength for it
tel aviv being bathed in nuclear fire would make me ejaculate in my undies
>>202902945Shooting missiles is a pretty big deal even as an empty gesture
>>202903243Who and what the fuck are you talking about
>>202903303>>202903303>>202903303
>>202903263T. Francois vertbourg
you and me could write a bad romance
goodbye.... everyone.....
>>202903257I read moby dick and thoroughly enjoyed it is it drawn out? absolutely but Melville has a beautiful style of writing, his descriptions of anything are interesting to read the best parts of the book are his asides on the biology of whales despite doing basically nothing to further the plot also ahab is one of the most interesting characters in literature I truly believe this. The crazed captain. I think of him often when I think of silicon valley. Feels like there are no leaders like that any more now that jobs is dead.
>>202903216houthis stepping up rn too. shits bout to get real
>>202903216I for one have enjoyed posting with you all.
>>202903339I haven't read literature in a while this should've been an essential read on my part will check it out on your recommendation
>>202903216wtf im still a virgin. not on
