as shrimple as that edition >>202926894previous
losing my voice even though i almost never speak outloud.
>>202928871Alright /cum/ settle this one for me. Red or Blue? ( you cannot pick both)
>>202928879Use it or lose it
cummy bum bums
>>202928879Atrophy perhaps
>>202928879do you have any other symptoms
>>202928879That's why you're losing it :\
idk why I'm so down bad for clussy. I don't even have a thing for clowns as much as I like the aesthetic . Must be the power of autism
got the Tyson Any'tizers® Sweet BBQ Flavored Boneless Chicken Bites in the air fryer right now
>>202928889always blue
>>202928889blue
>>202928889Red because I'm not a beta.
>>202928889both
>>202928889Neither
>>202928889neither. not into it ngl
>>202928889Blue
Don't forget your daily scripture readings before Midnight anons
>>202928871
>>202928889>>202928879The fact these shit posts have so many replies speaks volumes
>>202928982>/cum/ 3:16>And the Lord said, "Remember to goon daily, for he who goons on Earth shall goon in Heaven."
just got a 7 (you) combo, shattering last night's record of 6
Uber eats gave me 40% off again, tempting me
>>202929016No he doesn't speak that much, he said so himself
>>202929038if you go long enough without using it, they always give you these codes. Best to cycle through a few different apps so you're always getting a push deal
>>202928982Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner
doesn't count, that's essentially a roll post
Never Goon
>>202928889odd is lefteven is rightroll
I like Hillbilly Elegy author now
>>202928982based
i have this weird condition where if i see a girl with a nice ass i get an erection
>>202928889both, but if i had to pick, red
>>202929060>>202929092I never noticed how good the original painting was either
i dont see mcdonalds sponoring youtubers i watch
> tfw you'll never be a cute teenage girlwhy live?
>>202929100and what if she only has nice tits
>>202929141tranny moment
>>202929141
>>202929141have you considered not being a troonski
>> tfw you'll never be a cute teenage girl>why live?
>>202929126>and the Lord thought "I'm tots going to fuck this sheep next."Why did you think so much of his life was left out? It's a lot of sheep fucking.
>>202929100I believe this anon >>202929141 can help you cure your condition
i don't trust yuros because they don't like big trucks
>>202929166whew, /cum/ is unapologetically transphobic
>>202929180weird how much seethe even a mild mention of Christianity causes
>>202929213That's because /cum/ is based.
Any Druzeman in?
>>202929183>>202929142
>>202929234>DruzemanWhat is that?
there's no point in bullying a full blown tranny e.g ale because they're already gone but it's imperative to bully those on the edge of trannyhood e.g jason
>>202929192pretty sure they have low testosterone
>>202929227who is the leader of the cum chuggers
my name is richard, my health is starting to fail. i'm a continuous failure at losing weight. i live off the charity off others. i haven't seen my penis in probably 8 years, i'm bigger now than i've ever been. i have trouble sleeping, i don't take care of myself the way i should
>>202929268ok
>>202929185
>>202929268Hi Richie can I call you Dick?
>>202929268>Name is Richard>Can't see his dick
and his wife is a real battleaxe
rate my minecraft build
do you go on bike rides in your state?
I want some medieval tapestry for my room
>>202929376not really I haven't biked in a few years. idk why I have a nice bike
>>202929376I prefer to call them incelcycle rides
>diet of worms
>>202929376I go on runs.
>>202929376Sometimes in the summer I bike to work.
had oatmeal for desert so that my first shit of the morning will flow like the mighty mississip.
britshit is mad we ignore his posts haha
>>202929391where do you go?
where is [guy] when we need him
>>202929428parks, beach, adventures like exploring hobo camps and abandoned houses
What's the best way to hurt your feelings?
My bike has been hanging in a shed for 10 yearsYou think it needs new tires?
>>202929464depends if the tires are rotten or not
>>202929457insult my intelligence or appearance
gn except to oldworlders
>>202929457See:>>202929158>>202929160>>202929164>>202929167>>202929166
>>202928889blue :3
>>202929500oh dear
>>202929452sounds like fun, you go solo?
>>202929457Nothing anyone else can say or do can hurt me more than I already do to myself.
kojima more like kojingles
>>202929513yeah i have no friends
Hideo Kojima is pro trans
>>202929493based fat
>>202929268it's okay bud
>>202929509what?????
i have like 9000 mcdonalds points and im gonna use them all tomorrow
>>202929530He's always been shit, so I'm not surprised.
>>202929565u fatty fat fat
>>202929575leave him alone mcdonalds is actually okay diet food if you get nuggies and fries with no sauce a mcdouble is like 400 calories too
>>202929565how many burgers can you buy with those points?
>>202929567He made the first movie like video game
drinking milk
>>202929602nice im gonna have a little bit later with the skrawberry nesquik
>>202929608enjoy, bud
any updates on the dumbass who filled his car with diesel?
>>202929598The Sega CD was full of FMV games, so not really.
>>202929602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVsgWfLY_jk
>>202929618hello. im here
>>202929575>>202929592>>202929593A tiny "cheeseburger" is 1500 points. for 6000 i can get a big mac or a quarter pounder. might get as many cheeseburgers as it lets me
The Wild Robot was really good.
>>202929618yeha he was lying
>>202929635how do you accrue that many mcdonalds points? you eat there very often?
should i go to the convenience store for a sweet little treat? i have the calories and if so what should i get
>>202929632so did you get it fixed or what
>>202929650its 100 points for every $1.yeah
>>202929656yeah. i got it fixed.
>>202929664dont believe you unless you tell me the details
>>202929680See pic
>>202929702wew ladwew
Slammed a glass plate on the wall and it broke
>>202929702what an absolute moron
holy fuck walz got clobbered
>>202929376Not anymore since I'm in a walking boot.
>>202929662isn't it expensive to eat there? last time I got a big mac and large fry and felt ripped off
>>202929708>>202929716Yep. I’m retarded
>>202929737What did you learn?
>>202929736i only ever get deal meals. right now they have 2 burgers + small fries + drink for $7. Theres also the $5 meal.if i wasnt addicted to this slop i wouldnt spend even that
the average Hollyslop-consooming, HFCS-slurping, diabetes-having, foreskin-ripping, book-hating autonegrophiliac median American from a flyover state, quite frankly, deserves less
>>202929771Parents should abort retarded kids. At least this would've been avoidable.
>>202929737itll be alright anon
Most of that cloud was in the upper atmosphere and likely drifted into space along with the blue radiation that served as a Harvesting Notice for the Scrin.
>>202929794lmao. I meant about which nozzle was gas v diesel, but TRUE.
>>202929805Would Scrin just take all the tiberium and leave or wiould they attack Earth?
>>202929737what did that cost you
>>202929812Most cars, at least newer ones, you can't even fit the diesel nozzle into the gas tank opening to prevent this
>>202929812>I meant about which nozzle was gas v dieselThat does not matter when you have retards like me inhabiting this planet. Designers took the extra effort in designing diesel nozzles that DO NOT FIT gas cars specifically for the average midwit but they underestimated the power of tardos.>>202929818$928
Just took my first shower in what I think is over a week. Feeling very fresh.
>>202929830aha $1k mistake
>>202929837
>>202929870$1000 is a lot of money
sleep schedule is absolutely fucked and i just nap randomly
canaSTANKIES
me
don't know if I have a cold or just allergies
>>202929882
>>202929884i didnt imply that it wasnt
>>202929916sorry, i thought a leaf had replied to me.
>>202929906idgi
>>202929906I have a little bit of that but it's not too bad. I don't drive much at night though
washed my hair with body wash
>>202929957people with an astigmatism see this this is what driving at night is like to me without my glasses, and even the glasses don’t make it go away 100%
>>202929979bloimey
>>202929913take it off of him now
>>202929995
>almost die of heat stroke because its still 100 fucking degrees in october>no time to watch a spooky movie before I have to go to bed
>>202930017i always ride the line between heat stroke and sanity
I'm retrospect, lyoto machida being choked out by Jon Jones was insane, but at the same time machida landing clean punches on Jones was also insane. Underrated fight.
going to the convenience store even though nobody told me what kind of snack to get
>>202930072donuts please
>>202930017it was actually kinda cold today
Warming substance on my balls
For those of you wondering why your post wouldn't go through recently
>>202930095Who cares
>>202930095I've been so buck broken by bans i don't even say the n word outside of /pol/
>>202930017why not watch it now instead of wasting your time on here?
>>202930126I dont have enough time to watch it, stupidass
>>202930112t. tranny >>202930119yeah our new reddit moderators take a lot of the fun out of 4chan
just got called a stupidass in /cum/
>>202930095huh 4 trannies does indeed not show.butdid they forget aboutTROONTROON TROONTROON
>>202930129just go to bed later retardass
>>202930158I have to go to sleep early so I can wake up early for toil, stupidass
>>202930147in /cum/??
>>202930095>it's truefuck hiroyuki and fuck these faggot janitors
Autists can't spam the n word, couldn't care less
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNBjMRvOB5Mthis is the peak of nuwave
>>202930181fuck you too nigger
>>202930130they are actively trying to kill this site 60 seconds before posting, 300 seconds before making a thread, cant express your opinion without some faggot mod getting pissed off and banning you for 30 days, no support for webp or avif files etc
>>202930231Cry about it
the fuck is an avif file
>>202930188surprised the sharty never parodied this song
>the n wordimagine being so buck broken by society and people that hate you that you can't bring yourself to say a curse word even anonymously lmao
I have black friends I don't use the word
>>202930266I dont want to be banned for racism I think im close to getting perma banned
You guys mean the NIGGER word?You shouldn't say the NIGGER word cause then the niggers will cry
My Uber driver today said he married his wife when she was 14 and he almost got arrested
>>202930237hello janny
>>202930280speaking as one of your black friends, thank you for saving black people from the harm your magic word on this site would have caused them
>>202930309
>>202930321It's good to have principles
>i can't spew the n word as many times as i want? billions must die, the west has fallen.
Making pretzel bites sober rn
good night cummies
>>202930358looks like an upper middle class Mexican
>>202930358He got rekt
>>202930358
>>202930367night bud
>>202930340sorry nigga you are a slave if you're okay with jannies wordfiltering you
>>202930376in the sense that he won decisively
>>202930358This man has posted on this site at some point in his life.
>>202930447that's why he'll be so good
>>202930358Why does he wear the eyeliner?
>>202930358bros head shaped like an octagon
There is literally nothing wrong with wearing socks with sandals.
>>202930331how many of their dicks have you drained?
!
>>202930501I like this pictureIt makes me laugh
>>202930506Far far fewer than your mother
When Vance (correctly) fact checked the Democrat moderators and they cut his mic, that made them look so pathetic and weak. I'm sure it flipped a lot of voters, especially with how crazy Walz looked
>>202930544GOTTEM
>>202930528The next Mossad headquarters will be built in Tehran
>>202930528fake news
>>202930550stop dickriding this weird looking man
>>202930528arma 3 screenshot
>>202930586no reason to be so angry that he's right and your guy looked like a freakish buffoon
i got a blueberry muffin and a sugar free red bull from the convenience store
>>202930640what about my smokes?
goodnight and sweet dreams
>>202930363otner
random
>>202930648you didn’t ask for smokes sorry ill go back if you really need them
>>202930652gn whoever you are
Quick VP debate take: Women not on the pill will prefer Vance. Women on the pill will prefer Walz. Seriously.
>>202930652good night
>>202930686it's goodnight dog poster, everyone's favorite
>various feeds absolutely bombarded with VP debate news, predictions, 'jokes', and insufferable bullshit for days before today>debate actually happens>99% of discussion evaporatesI was at work, was it really that boring or am I schizo for thinking its being suddenly downplayed for some reason. the presidential debate 2 weeks ago absolutely dominated discussion for days after
>>202930686he posts the pink comforter sleepy dog he’s iconic honestly
>>202930709one guy won overwhelmingly and the old guy looked weird
>>202930358"Vance was a bad pick"cels get the rope
>>202930709it really was kind of a boring regular debate, nothing that really jumps out as headline material but vance came across as very comfortable, clear, and intelligent which doesnt jive with the narrative pushed against him since his nomination so it might not be highlighted
>>202930358>his face when he's lubed the couch
>reddit canadian posting literal fake newsMANY such cases! sad!
>>202930767strange lookin fellar
>>202930766>burger can't have fun with a joke>>202930767>his face when the tampon goes in his penis hole
>>202930767looking into the mirror on acid be like
its over in my country
Here's one for the ladies
>>202930805don’t politicize moo deng she just likes to eat and relax and be violent and that’s it
godammit how are fruit flies so fucking fast
>>202930805everybody loves the hippo
>>202930827Shut your bitch ass up
Im gonna vote for the communist party or something. Still waiting for my ballot to arrive
>>202930827>just likes to eat and relax and be violent and that’s itSounds like a politician to me.
Jd looks like he has had plastic surgery done to his face
STOP RECOMMENDING ME PENGUINZ0 VIDEOS, YOUTUBE
5 chocolate chip cookies, now munching on bagel chips.
Walz looked old as fuck compared to Vance
>>202930892He is
Just watched "The Substance"Holy shit it was kinoAlso I'm glad that there is finally a movie centered around how fucking gorgeous Margaret Qualley is
>>202930871
>>202930911shut up, shill
>>202930916IVE DONE THIS 3 TIMES
>>202930922I'll shill whatever I want. I'm not one of the producers, jackass
Shit's going down in the Diddy case.
What thread do Armenians post in? I have an important question for them.
>>202930955Not allowed to say
>>202930924You must watch a lot of drama and reaction videos then.
>>202929426fuck off fat>wahh wahh brits>>202929493you are mentally ill
I have records that prove that I'm your father
>>202930871It only get's worse from there...
>>202930911something weird about american womenbecause they are like part italian, part white, etc. so they can have blue eyes but have weird faces , like you wouldnt see in europe because they are a broad mix
>>202930993I'll see you in court to collect the owned child support, dad.
This has got to be one of my favorite YouTube videos of all time.https://youtu.be/2hViGl3-6Xc?si=4kn2VzqB0QltVcs7
>>202931021ithe best youtube video of all time is not a person infront of a webcam
I'm back
>>202931033Watch it. It's amazing.
>>202931044ok it was good but i still think there are better things
>>202931042hi
remember when siri was a brand new noveltyhow times change
>>202931019>>202931019TOO EASY
>>202931101nice
It's super windy out for some reason
I want to fuck but my wife’s parents bedroom is right next to us so no fucky :(
>>202931149stuff her panties in her mouth and go slow
I've become friends with school shooters
>>202931170uhh that seems like a bad thing to do
>>202931157She is too autistic for that
>look something up on youtube>first result is a video i've seen>second is a playlist>third is an unrelated videoAnd it just gets worse the more I scroll down. Grim.
holy shit this is delicious and refreshing
>>202931021>he keeps starting over
couple of chinks outside arguing loudly about something in their gutter languageI genuinely cannot believe how it can sound so stupid
>>202931185proof?
KEK now some cops came over and theyre shining a flashlight on them
>>202931184i cant even find videos anymore even by searching up their exact names
turned the heat on in the house because i want to wear shorts and i won't compromise
>>202931386so true bestie
Yup, I fell for the candy corn lobby yet again. Another year believing this year would be different...
>>202931433i like candy corni know it's waxy but that's why i like it
>>202931356not your undies?
>>202931356what's the temperature outside you fuckin pussy? it's only october first
>>202931442Me tooTheir selling bags of it at my local 7/11, might get some for my next horror movie viewing
>>202931513i got a small bag last grocery day and i've been snacking on them occasionally they're in the little sweets jar on the coffee table
>>202930640why blueberry, what were your other options
>>202931539there were a few options but i like blueberry and banana nut muffins the blueberry muffin sounded a little bit better to me so i went for that one
>>202929413ffs anon, you could have just said you wanted to consume a healthy amount of fiber
so did biggie know about diddy molesting a 9 year old boy?
>>202929890sounds extremely inconvenient
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7r6XgjVdMY
make 6 more posts
me on the rightgood thing I have helpful friends
>>202931614Probably why diddy put a hit on him and pac.Em, cube, and 50 all talk about not being at the diddy parties, but em has been rapping about it for yearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGSrs0QIUAchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ofsGj975cThe first two especially, but he's been saying it for years.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxQTY-W6GIohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZQzzNkcXohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QqYC0HjyQchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq8ZOm3uwzUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ofsGj975c
Tempted to turn off every electronic device in the room including lights, phones, computers, etc. For an hour, I'll live like it's the 19th century.
using my three allotted slurs to call janny a faggot, tranny, nigger
>>202931753>>202931753>>202931753
based^
