false imprisonment edition>>202991614previous
>>203000291cade
time to feed the kitty
>>203000291yeah
>>203000320he looks so sad :'(
niggas im finna /cum/
Its taking forever setting up virtualbox and installing windows xp
They're probably not going to offer me the job, but even if they do, I'm probably not going to accept.
>>203000370why would you turn it down ?
This nigga finna be jobless.Get a job nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaAvJbCu4uY
currently wearing a turtleneck, cardigan, chinos, and chelsea bootsand before you ask, I do get pussy
>>203000387He wants to keep on leeching mommy
heading to bed rnit would be if i would get a little good night kiss from an american
>>203000429That's the outfit of a pussy destroyer.Alt bitches love a man who can play into their dark academia fantasies
>>203000291what did he do
>>203000448i'll give you a wet, sloppy kiss that leaves a trail of spit running down your forehead
>>203000448>it would begreat
>>203000448how about a blowie from a canadian?
>>203000000based niggerhating digits
>>203000429are you a well learned man if so hello
>>203000000what a beautiful get :)
>>203000473he trafficked fancy feast illegally into the country to avoid paying import taxes
I used to jackoff at school (in the washroom) all the time lmao
>>203000510i have a bachelors, is that enough?
I told you niggas. Dressing like a professor is how your turn a woman's thighs into a slip'n'slide
>>203000553Did anyone figure out you were the one jacking off in the bathroom
>>203000554what was your major i did early childhood education
>>203000553i've jerked off at least once in>my middle school bathroom>my high school bathroom>my fast food job bathroom>my community college bathroom>my university bathroom>my office bathroomits a tradition for me now
how is it possible for you to get into the mood in a public restroom with people coming and going unless you found the thought of potentially getting caught exciting?
>>203000588sussy ass child predator major smdh
>>203000588information technology, not an indian btwdo you work in a preschool or something now
>>203000636Some of y'all niggas never fucked a bitch in a store's dressing room and it shows.
>>203000654i used to substitute for elementary schools and worked in a daycare for a bit, but not really much nowadays other than babysitting sometimes
>>203000599now try fren's bathroom
$97.63buy it or bin it
>>203000771why is it that cheap that's suspicious
Me after visiting outer int
too much pain buds
Okay you gay bitches, I am off to watch more 80s classics. My plan is to be done with the 70s by the end of the year so that I can start the 60s in 2025
>>203000846how do you normally cope with the pain
>>203000862why new to old and not old to new
>>203000429which watch are you rocking
>>203000827>>203000827it's turkish so there's a 5% chance every shot it'll blow up in your hands and maim youstill for 97 dollars
>>203000911a cheap timex my fiance bought me years ago when we were poor
>>203000946Just save up and get a real one, dingus
>>203000873Because I am the master of my own destiny
>>203000429then everyone clapped
>>203000946i don't think it's worth being maimed to save a few bucks but that's just me
>>203000555but when they find out you're a walmart door greeter? then what?
>>203000968based, i have the weekender myself
>>203000988coward
>>203001003i spent 600 dollars on my gun
>>203000996Doesn't matter, had sex.
currently wearing a t-shirt and athletic shorts (100% natural fibre) around the houseand before you ask, I do get pussy
I literally haven't spoken to a woman in like 6 years
>>203000553why? just to be a scumbag?
why not save up for something cool for like 2500 and you can have something to cherish for life and maybe pass down as an heirloom
203000029, 203000034, 203000041, 203000043, 203000051, 203000059, 203000065, 203000089, 203000102, 203000112, 203000145, 203000193, 203000276, 203000498, >>203000505 >>203000526I'd like to thank /cum/ and all of the people who gave me (You)s. I couldn't have done it without you.>>202999775Special shoutout to Americanon, without your inspiration, I never would have achieved this.
My cousin took this picture
>>203001097And I couldn't link to everyone's posts in the previous thread, because 4chan thought it was spam.
>>203001097for me? it’s this reply
>>203001097well i'm glad you're not letting it go to your head or anything anon
why are you drunk?it's not the weekend yet
>>203001215I don't drink
I give ice to the crows in my yard when it's hot out. I put it in the birdbath.I named one Rustle and the other I named after HP Lovecraft's cat.
i want to scream
>>203000972i have a rustington 870 it's just fun seeing how ludicrously cheap shotguns can get when quality control is eschewedimagine buying 50 of these and starting your own militia. everyone would die when over half of them fail to feed or straight up break on contact with any resistance but you'd look swag before then. this is the modern day mosin
>>203001262life feels that good?
>>203001215i don't drink>>203001262go scream into your pillow or something if it makes you feel better
>>203001250it’s too icey for em what a sin
It ain't hard to tell
>>203001095what gun is actually worth 2500 or similar in function and not overpriced and in which I could find a near identical quality copy for a 5th of the price
>>203001455cute bnuy
>>203001383he better not my fuckin kerr
Ayesha Erotica is the greatest artist of our generation
>>203001215It's Thirsty Thursday
>>203000291so now that yuropoors are welcome here, can we rename the general to /yurocum/ ?
>>203001574YWNBAW
one time i threw up in my parents bed after eating a whole sleeve of oreos
>>203001661Is that your @?
>>203001679MIA QUE QUIEN AND I'M UP IN THE MIXIF I AINT UP IN THE 5 THEN I'M DRIVING THE 6
>>203001215mommy misato mommy misato mommy
kinda crazy that we're gonna have another president like grover cleveland
gonna take a sad little nap
>>203001705I probably did this like 10 times
>>203001928You threw up 10 times in anon's parent's bed?Based.
>>203002000damn mordor is real??
This shit goes so hard
Went and checked out a trailer for rent, there’s one other nigga applying for it but it seems like they liked me. I hope they pick me, I really liked the vibe and their property’s badass. Plus I’m tired of sleeping in the whip, it’d be nice to have a bed for once. I fucked up doe and forgot to tell them my real name, so now they’re calling me by my dead dog’s name.
>>203002025you can own it and that you prefer to be called it because of how meaningful the dog was to you
post sexy women
>>203002047Yeah, my legal name looks like someone just bashed a keyboard so I use my dog’s name and my birth surname (adopted) for fb marketplace
How many new shit stains did you leave on your chair this week so far?
>>203002179this is projection
check the news
Do I finally watch Joker then watch Joker: Folie à Deux?
>>203002264you're too old to be watching super hero movies
/cum/ stands with the longshoremen
>>203002287eh, let's see how you feel in a few weeks. When stores start to empty, and small businesses close.
I go apeshit for capeshit
>>203002285Joker doesn't seem to be capeshit, it seems to be things like Taxi Driver.
>>203002320>2 more weeks
>>203002355thats cope
>>203002320Lol empty what, cheap Chinese plastic. USA is self sufficient
>>203002386Is it? I never watched the movie? How is it cope? I'm not rationalizing that I built my identity around it.
>>203002417anything involving super heroes is capeshit
>>203002413lollmao evenAmerican has been exporting their jobs for 40 years.
this nigga’s retarded, gotta be one of those pajeet fellas
>>203002451Me pointing out that your country has been exporting jobs for 40 years isn't new information. Trump literally talked about it during the debate. But me saying it out, somehow makes me a jeet?You burgers are retarded.
gettin highplayin runescapethikning about life
people who didn't grow up with pets are weird
>>203002514gtfo schizojeet
>he thinks I was talking about himlet me guess, kshatriya class with an identity crisis
Americans are going to ruin us leafs slandering jeets, by calling every leaf a jeet.
Apparently this is an outrageous statement for the Pope to make at a Belgian catholic university
>>203000291free my niqqa he didnt do nuffin
business idea: AI for women
>>203002648Why would you be shocked that a 22-year old retard and a climate alarmist would have problems with it?
is it me or is the board getting raided?
Dear leafs: someone get me a chemical engineering related job near Toronto Please and thank you <3
>>203002768just you
>>203002689women love ai chatbots
>>203002706The top level university staff rebuked him, and it's a catholic university
>>203002810religious freaks are retarded who knew
>>203002768somethings off
>>203002824No they would be anti-religious to rebuke that
>>203002824shut up schizojeet
>>203002810>he thinks that the current era Catholics are anything like the Catholics of decades agoHell, even the Pope is a WEF puppet who pushes climate alarmism. But remember, if you're not 100% with them, you're the enemy.Never forget that JK Rowling is a retarded communist, but since she thinks that trannies are bad, they kicked her out of the club.
we should replace the c in cum with colombia or cambodia
should i watch dracula (1992) or rewatch the hills have eyes?
>>203002879
>>203002914Calabria
>>203002914>he wants more niggers
>>203002902ok schizojeet
THERE ARE BUGS UNDER MY SKIN AND MY HAIR IS BLEEDING AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>203002974ok schizojeet
>>203002983you got this queen stay strong and slay
>>203002925answer the QUESTION REEEEEEEEEE
these canadians sure are silly
>>203003074I didn't watch either.
>>203003113aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>203003117
firthy american dog ching chong ping pong ting ring *gong hit* *distant yooooooooooo*
>>203003113neither*
we won
Stop stealing our women, round eye shit
Motorcyclist be like VROOOM VRROOOM ACK, why do cagers not like us?
>>203003226shit bait timmy
>>203003205next up tech workers need to start striking for total indian death
Just automate everything so I don't have to work anymore and give me my monthly stipend. I don't care about working
>>203003283UBI doesn't work. Just go on welfare.
Unironically lost rn, at least I have signal doe
>>203003361You're somewhere near the equator, because everything is sideways.
>>203003354Welfare is nothing in Canada, you need disability to get decent money
>>203003205>another 100k dock wagiessick to my stomach
>>203003371>poorfag wants more handouts to be a neetNo.
>>203003370kek
play with your cock
>>203003283automation just increases the salaries of c suites, you will get nothing
my job entails mostly just standing around while time crawls so i bought some sugar free jolly ranchers to suckle on and i count backwards by a certain amount starting at a random number for instance counting backwards by 8 from 612. thinking about investing in a yo-yo too
is your cock hard
Been edging all day and now my balls hurt
This is me
do you know tintin
>>203003515keep on edging your not allowed to cum just yet
>grow jalapenos>cook with jalapenos>have a burning asshole for days because of itThey're so delicious, but my asshole isn't going to be able to handle much more of this.
Found what I was looking for, you can see Mt Hood in the background too, pretty noice
At which point does edging just become good old fashioned gooning?
>>203003556when the brain damage became apparent
>>203003524me in the back wearing a denim shirt
making a new skyrim character for probably the 300th time in my life
>>203003584Will you do the reddit build?
wtf /cum/ actually got the get >>203000000
>>203003584Get the Thomas The Tank Engine dragon replacer.
what day of the week is it
>>203003594im doing a battlemage. heavy armor with destruction, conjuration, and one handed weapons.
install sex mods
>>203003631Ah yes, the other reddit build
I've never played Skyrim
>>203003631I try to make spellswords and always end up wizardmaxxing all the spell trees to max, max enchanting then finally going to physical weapons once I can do a jillion damage with them unleveled
>>203003675I always fuck up Bethesda games by playing all sides and then you're ultimately forced to make a choice and it ruins the ending
BITCH I GOT DESIGNER ON THAT'S JUST HOW I'M LIVING BLICKY BLICKY BOOM BOOM
>>203003656what isn't a reddit build?
is this AI?
>>203003715latinx victory
>>203003675it's fun to play and explore, just don't go into it expecting a deep rpg
>>203003715aren't those the costco guys or whatever
>>203003715Snarky manFeeble woman
>>203003715no they’re too real
I've never played Minecraft
lol nobody likes the new joker movie
>>203003600Nice get of your own fren. Consider yourself part of this post >>203001097.
Hitler was the first right wing femboy
>>203003715timmy...
I played so much minecraft back in middle school that I'm still burned out 14 years later
>>203003535Only spinster is allowed to speak to me like this
>>203003797hitler was the first family guy cutaway
>>203003815*Boomer seething*
>>203003715Stewie Griffin ahh baby
>>203003784>first movie becomes a huge global phenomenon>a small percentage of fans & detractors associate it with the """alt-right"""/incels because uhhh only they could possibly identify with social alienation or something>make the sequel primarily as a fuck you to the alleged incel chuds who liked the first oneHollywood is just money laundering
>>203003797>Hilter>right wingAh yes, the new definitions that sites like Wikipedia are pushing. Hilter was a left-wing authoritarian. Socialism ends up always resorting to using fascism.
Here's to you, Nicola and Bart
>>203003858Ok Ben Shapiro
>>203003361hoe are u lost if you can use the internat to post shit here. like niqa ask siri or something
>>203003715white angel
I am a capitalist in my brain, but I am a communist in my heart
>>203003908latinx devil
>>203003873that song goes hard as fuck. hope they get those people for the next death stranding game
Got some stuff to put into Finale Bought some wine to have with dinner>>203003873Joan Baez's recording is great>>203003858Fascism originally took from both sides. Post 1933 the NSDAP moved more to the right
>>203003873>americans made TSD realHow can one country be so based?
theres too many pajeet threads in the catalog today. i underestimated them. never thought they could organize such a raid
>>203003935their numbers are staggering. i can only pray the trains increase their predation or i fear that oversaturation will be but an inevitability
The new autistic guy at my work is already on track to getting fired. I’m glad I haven’t been working with him and everyone else gets to deal with him now heh. I would probably feel bad if I wasn’t a sociopath
Wish I had a better relationship with my cousins. I barely know them
>>203003893Go read what historians used to say about Nazis and Hitler, pre-2010.>>203003919>Fascism originally took from both sides. Post 1933 the NSDAP moved more to the rightIf we're going to be fully fair about the Nazis, they had touches of both left and right, but I'd still say that it was more on the left.People like to say that because they allowed private property, that they weren't on the left, but there was such tight restrictions on what private businesses had access to for materials, it was the illusion of private business.
better i hardly know 'er
she was 14 going on 28
off track betting i hardly off track knowing
>>203003935>caring about /int/ outside of /cum/But why?
>>203003963working with shitty people has turned me into an asshole. I now pray they have terrible shifts when I'm not present to clean up their mess so they appreciate just how dogshit they are at their job and suffer.
Doin your mom do doin your mom
>>203003902>just rely on le internet broGay cringe, btw don’t skip out on an incelwalk tonight bro
i do my incelwalks every day with my walk to and from work
>>203003952>>203003994ive been polite with indians lately but i might lose my shit if their threads arent gone by tomorrow morning
>>203004020Your glutes must be rock hard
>>203003952Our only hope is to convince jeets to make a national firewall like the Chinese did. We should force google and all the other companies to show Kashmir as part of Pakistan or something. Also images of beef everywhere.
>>203004006>the sunset happens at 6:30pmIncelwalks are over for most of Canada.
>>203003996For me it’s the day shift slobs leaving messes everywhere, so annoying but at least I’m getting paid for my jannyshit unlike some folx itt
>>203004028I guess when you're not surrounded by them in real life, you can tolerate more of their posting.
What's an incel walk? Is it just an incel walking? Is that a thing? Do you have to name everything?
>>203004070Just wait until you learn the Zoomer phrase "silent walking". kek.
kek lol
>>203004070>normal person walk:says hi to everyone he knows. doesnt feel awkward when someone blocks his way or walks slower than him. gawks at hot bitches even if they are holding hands with their bf. life is ok>incel walking:seethes when he sees an ethnic. seethes when he sees someone happy. seethes when someone says hi to him. seethes FURIOUSLY and his day is RUINED if he sees a cute girl with a guy.
I have never played Fortnite
I always thought walking alone was silent by it's very nature
>>203004106>seethes when he sees an ethnicIncels are based. but most incels aren't white. It's most common to be brown or asia.
>>203004070it's just going for a walk but getting mad when you see interracial couples
>Que es un camino de inceles? Es un incel que camina? Es una cosa? De verdad debes nombrar de todo?
>>203004133When I shitpost WMIF one anon in here always gets mad at me. Can we assume he does incelwalks?
>>203004149underage meme
>>203004145
>its actually a thing to call yourself white and say anti white stuff at the same time pretty sad
>>203004133I've never not related to something this hard. Like this is light years beyond the realm of relatable concepts for me.
>>203004185kek same
>>203004185is it because you're too fat to walk or because everyone around you is already a mutt?
>>203004181Most foids be like that, need more racist women!
>>203004173Iktf
>>203004181>Oy vey fellow whites we need to do better!
>>203004168
>>203004198Probably the second one but I don't pay attetion to any of that when I go out in the first place.
Oh sweet a schizo ad
>shrexican relating to anything other than huffing tre litros de coca cola and living in a narco warzone an impossible feat
>>203003524top left girl is cute
lol someone got his incel nerve touched
>>203004216>the absolute state of comicsIt's a shame that Black Rock is starting to ruin Japan. Soon manga will be even more unreadable.
>>203003524me and who
>>203004243"A little pussy is a dangerous thing." - Alexander Pope
ladie are so lucky nowadays
>>203004251what's an incel nerve. is it just a regular nerve but for an incel
im so hungryim hungerpilled
incels can have a little a pussy as a treat
>>203004229I got this. Maybe the lainposter is still out there somewhere, watching us...
>>203004243https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress>Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.Benjy was an assman.
>>203004258Women love to see dedication sir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1dYXik1MpI
>>203004258She's obviously leading him on an erotic game of cat and mouse Loser gets raped
>>203004258women love to tell you about that one weird guy who's obsessed with them.
My brother invited me to his housewarming just for me to find out he's using the second bedroom as an office so I need to sleep on the floor
>>203004292>And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.Chat is this real
>>203004258SAARs will get a reply like that and tell their whole village they have a white gf
>>203004313It’s a humble-brag>I’m so pretty I make men lose their minds hehe ;)
>>203004318No, he wrote the letter showing the reasons why older women are better to cheat on your wife with.
Lmaoooooo good twitch meme, good morning
>>203004299Enjoy your vacation
>>203004334lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oykzpjC7s1Y
dude got got
>>203004258that was 3 years of my hard work. yt bitch just HAD to post it on the internet for everyone to see V_V
FREE ERIK AND LYLE MENENDEZ
>>203004342loser
post the top 5 most aryan pictures of jason
Free your brain from its casing, preferably with a 12 gauge slug
>>203004393
>>203004403go white boy go
>>203004403is this real
remember that time the arizona got blown up in half
Thinking of watching a show or maybe a movie tonight, anyone have ideas?
>>203004431dracula 1992
>>203004431i've got a couple ideas
fina take a showerand the new better be baked whne im ackb
how can we normalize racism?
>>203004478macaco want banana?
Summer always ends way too soon
>>203004445I kinda want something bing bing wahooey or goofy like the office or fight club
>>203004431The Prisoner(1967) https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFR78Uf6Xh3hdTxbd2rFlUSOJt1TaKzMwBlake's 7
>>203004478theres this guyi cant talk about it here because the volunteer cleaning staff dont like itbut theres a guy
>>203004491notting hill
>>203004478*throws banana*
someone make new you have my permission
>>203004517You know what to do MapChad.
>>203004517okaynew>>203004532>>203004532>>203004532
>>203004490Summer weather always sticks around longer than it should
that ones gonna get deleted. make a real new
