i don't want to set the world on fire editionprevious >>203000291
cum cum
Does this happen to you?
How do I cope with knowing I won't live long enough to see humanity leave this planet and explore the stars
Pretty weird edition
>>203004532
>>203004558reincarnation
>>203004558Who gives a shit? Space is gay. How about reconquering Earth
I wish I was someone else
>>203004532back to your containment board
>>203004575I haven't been a good person anon, if I'm reincarnated I guarantee you it's going to be in a sewer (river) in India
>>203004547no
>>203004576It's already happening just by brownoid hords
Janny is in hot pocket comatose he won't notice that this thread was early
>>203004576Earth is boring, there's nothing left to explore.>hurr the oceans have been 1% explored browow dark cold water with some ugly ass fish, cool
>>203004618It wasn't early thougheverbeit
>>203004618doesnt matter that its early
>>203004532California main exports: computer chips and space ship part.(You)r states main exports: corn.
>>203004586
>>203004635All those companies left to Texas
>>203004558We are made of star stuff. The stars are within you.
California main exports: Californians
Texas main imports:never mind
>>203004586Yes.
>>203004599so what. you'll still be around at least
new messsico main exports: messsican bussy milk
This thread made redditors mad
>>203004558Focus on achieving your purpose in this life, no matter how grand or bland
>>203004679>Trump cumming in the big titty girlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox4IRQVGsBUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KoXt9pZLGM
If reincarnation is real, couldn't I just keep killing myself until I get a good dice roll
friendship ended with da Jokah baby
>>203004713Was it really that bad?
>>203004710Pretty sure the people who follow reincarnation also have other restrictions, like being a good person to get a better re-roll. Being bad gives you a worse re-roll.Unless your idea of a good re-roll is becoming a slug or something.
O SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>203004659Reinhard wanted to implement a parliament at the end though
>>203004721idk I couldn't tell
>>203004740Because he knows that everyone else sucks shit.
>>203004710I’m pretty sure all religions I’ve ever heard of that believe in reincarnation don’t consider it a dice roll, but rather that you earn your position in your next live through how you lived your past ones. Therefore, in their view, if you kept killing yourself, you’d probably keep getting demoted until you hit a creature that was too stupid or otherwise unable to do so.
>>203004793uh oh, janny ain't gonna like this one
>We were on strike for three (3) days>Accomplished a 50% pay raise over six (6) years and an automation moratorium
>>203004564This is the only good tranime. The rest is for sissification
I honestly don't see how trump loses beyond massive fraud
>>203004814It really feels like all these moratoriums are just delaying the inevitable. The Hollywood writers' strike had the same thing. There's going to be the point where a huge chuck of them lose their jobs at once.
>>203004814I feel bad for the rail workers that got jack shit
>>203004797doesn't this mean everyone's cats and dogs were previously bad people
>>203004838>beyond massive fraudThis is a very real possibility Also, just look at reddits front page. Don't underestimate how very stupid people can be
>tfw getting sent into disaster relief zone tmrw to help hurricane victims in Asheville
>>203004814why acquiesce and not just simply can them and replace them with robots
>4 years later and still no proof of fraud
>>203004838Which is why Dems are pushing for mail-in ballots.They just go door-to-door and get people to fill-in the president bubble, and then they mail them for the house.
Should I make my next RimWorld group cannibals or feminists? Feminists are fun because I want to larp as the one male colonist who gets dommed by the rest
>>203004863that’s very nice of you anon be careful
>>203004848Or they've just been moving up slower than others. Some would be bad people though.
when i went to asheville all i saw was a train track and an ingles but apparently it's a pretty big town
>>203004863Are you in the National Guard?
>>203004848That, or their souls have yet to earn a spot as a human. Buddhism is also explicit about women who live good lives eventually being promoted to male
>>203004836Based and truthpilled.
>>203004893>women who live good lives eventually being promoted to male
>>203004889how about Assville and all the girls have big butts
>>203004883im not a nice person>>203004891nope. just a paramedic
Buddhists be like YWNBAW but you may be demoted to female for being a tranny faggot
>>203004915>Asheville Demographics>White: 80.88% Black or African American: 10.39% Two or more races: 4.84%There'll be some fat asses, especially since Americans are so fat now.
>>203004936well even if you're not a nice person you are still being helpfulas long as you don't mistreat your patients
dadberg told me he's proud of me, i think he was just paying lip service because i haven't given him anything to be proud of but it's still nice that he would lie to spare my feelings
>>203004863>>203004936>IT AINT ME starts playing
>>203004946Not really Asheville is the hipster area
>>203004889there's a lot of PAWGs that live there ever since Google moved its big ass data center into nearby Forest City and all the data nerds and their daughters came from Silicon Valley
>>203004939ijbol
>>203004967people in Asheville are very kind but I heard its also a hotspot for kkk
I miss the "oh dear" poster
I'm gonna have sex then kill myself as I will have nothing else to live for. I will die happy.
it's chaos and mayhem in assville. order must be restored.
>>203004996i see him everyday
>>203004939oh dear
>>203005002Maybe you'll get to have more, even better sex, in the future Maybe the afterlife is worse
>>203005002same *lives in incelibacy for the rest of time*
seems like we got new tranny jannies along with the new 3 word rule.
>>203005007Liar, I don't >>203005014The real oh dear poster is American you fraud
>>203004996im here right now
>>203005016I'll get to plap a demon or an angel, it's a win/win
HEY DON'T YOU WANT TO GO DOWN LIKE SOME DISGRACED COSMONAUT
>>203005002Sex doesn’t work like that. Being good at sex is a skill that takes time to develop. There’s also a whole bunch of directions you can go with it, in terms of figuring out what you enjoy, what you want to ‘specialize’ in (lol). Even in the context of a particular relationship, I find it takes time to explore with that person and figure out your mutual desires; what good sex means between the two of you, and how to do ittl;dr your first time will probably be mediocre at best
Fug I hope they go with me for the rental, if not I’m just giving up and living in my car for the winter which’ll be pretty rough
>>203005039Why are you so adorable
Barefoot Pinot Grigio is mehGets the job done but isn't as interesting
>closet tranny can post images nowim going to sleep early today
>>203005061this is why i will never have sex even if i could. being a 25 year old debutant is embarrassing i'd rather go without it
it's actually indiana lmao what a dumb fuck
>>203005073Didn't know fk has a winery
>>203005073You're just like my mother
>>203005071when i was born i was dipped in a tub of sugar
>>203005035he's here >>203005098
How can you just leave me standingAlone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)Maybe I'm just too demandingMaybe I'm just like my father, too boldMaybe you're just like my motherShe's never satisfied (she's never satisfied)Why do we scream at each other?This is what it sounds likeWhen doves cry
british niggas be like "i love fags"
>>203004874Mail-in ballots are way down compared to 2020 and numbers are unironically disastrous for Dems. Like if the trends don't drastically change in 2 weeks it's mathematically impossible for him to win PA by less than 2 points
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I feel like I’ve seen Jurassic Park 100x and I still have no idea what the plot is
THAT IS THE ENEMYS BIOWEAPON
>>203005085I'm Feeling Lucky > pajeet AI
>>203005094Wine snob?
>>203005145andross is an insane fool!
Trump won Pennsylvania once, lost against Biden, and Trump won Pennsylvania by the lowest margin since 1840
>>203005154he needs a playmate
>>203005154nobody came to his pool party
>>203005084It doesn’t matter. Just don’t admit to it, and get it over with to get some experience under your belt, assuming you’re not planning on saving yourself for marriage or whateverIn some sense, it can even be funny to do a bad job, and leave her sexually frustrated (pic related). Not necessarily the best play if you’re looking to foster something that lasts though
>>203005158No drinks cheap wine like Barefoot
>>203005167The "attempt" taking place there probably gave him tremendous support That's something I don't see many people mentioning
Nig Nogs
>>203005134That's good news. Either way the post-election shitposting is going to be so good. I'm going to end up with 3-days on my regular internet and my cell data.
>canadians talking about american politics
yeah i also want [zogbot] to win just so that the people i disagree with get mad
>>203005195Harris is still averaging higher than Trump ok polls
>>203005205
>>203005213I don't believe it. I remember when NYT said Hillary had a 90% chance to win
>>203005099i’m a white sex-haver, and none of that is PUA-related, which is cringe
>>203005205>talk about leaf politics>burgers complain>talk about burger politics>burgers complain
>>203005231american planet, deal with it
>>203005191Reminds me of this image FK used to post
>>203005248that looks uncomfortable
Let's all share biometric data
>>203005205They’ve had the same government for like 15 years. I’d talk about other countries too
>>203004975i must be in PAWG heaven...
>>203005231we could talk about leafs on hamburgers
MILLER BAIL OUTMILLER
I feel like I’m finally starting to be liberated of the po li ticks mind virus. Far too many HAPPENINGS that pan out to be nothingburgers. I’ve been edged enough, and no longer give a shit
what will happen to anime now that tv is gone
>>203005297Lettuce?
>>203005303Trudeau learned the Trump method of having a new scandal every week, causing burnout.
Pawgs are soy
spin are you going to watch folie a doux
someone please kill me
>>203005325No u
oh fuck i'm cumming
>>203005319As long as they get to finish Thunderbolt Fantasy, PuiPui Molcar, and Psycho-Pass, I don't care.
und wir sind Jäger
>>203005333Kill yourself
>french title >19 year old manchild coworker recommended I watch itWon’t even bother to pirate that slop
YALL NIGGAS AINT KILLERS YALL NIGGAS USE FILLERS YALL NIGGAS AINT KILLERS BOY YALL NIGGAS STILL PLAY WITH TOYS
>>203005323I mostly stopped caring about domestic stuff a long time ago, and paid more attention to the international. Even all the recent wars are a snoozefest
i wish hitler had won
>>203005352you cant be the only attention hog here hun
>>203005369Brovvn chvds won...
>tfw wife’s parents switched their bigger bed with our smaller bed while we were out because shitty bed has been hurting my hipBased but also I feel bad lmao
I’m finna be obsessing over my cute work wife now, spinsters on the back burner tbqh
women put penises in their mouths
normies out
>>203005410i believe putting your tongue on a pussy is nastier
>>203005410can u believe it
folie a doux was a tour de force, a marvelous piece for the modern intellectual moviegoer
WWI is more interesting than WWII and I'm sick of niggas claiming otherwise
>>203005410only when i pay them
>intellectual moviegoeroxymoron
>>203005425it's no megalopolis
>women put dicks in their mouthdoes that make women gay?
Todd, buddy...what's going on over there...
Brian raped me
>>203005419how about tonguing an arsehole
>>203005419I think putting a thing in your mouth is more disgusting than licking something
bath time
i like it when dogs do that thing where they tilt their head
i use bangs to hide my increasingly disgusting hairline and everybody knows it
>>203005468only if they're equivalent. putting a popsicle in your mouth is less disgusting than licking sewage
>>203005483only girls wear bangs
>>203005486thanks captain obvious
>>203005483Pussy reveal????
QR upload aborted
I'm unironically considering quitting my career and working at a small library
>>203005486Brian?
>>203005496a dick and a pussy are not the same thing
Just showered now I'm gonna have a sesh :]
>goonbuddy canceled on mefml
>>203005508what's your career>>203005526grimin multiple waysevery way actually
I hath drunketh too much alcohol today and I feel like I'm going to puke pure stomach bile tomorrow
/cum/ trip when?
im not actually racist but i like to say nigger on the internet
>>203005545>hell's kitchenGay
>>203005572it's even more fun when you're racist too
I have now finished the Back to the Future trilogy.Someone asked me earlier why I was doing my movie watching by eras backwards. Well it's because I enjoy watching a movie, then finding out what it was referencing when I watch the older movie later.For example BTTF 3 was referenced by Supernatural, which I wasn't aware of until I saw the movie. That whole episode is a shorter version of the movie, but with monsters.
>>203005655Which one was your favorite? Most people say 1 but I enjoyed 2 the most.
>>203005248Ok, this is funny.
Ol dick in the booty ass niggas
i didnt know having bangs made me a real girl uwu
your vitals... oh nononono
>use my free apple tv subscription to watch the office>you still have to buy each episode to watch itDo these retards not understand that shit like this is why everyone torrents media?
>>203005731>everyonethat population is dying down
>>203005731they understand people that buy apple products really well in fact
>>203005683I'd have to side with the NPCs and say 1. I like a straight time travel loop. The second movie got a bit too convoluted, which I guess is why they simplified it for the third. Also the actress playing Marty's gf is hotter in the first movie and 1955 Marty's mom was making me feel all sorts of ways. Third is probably the weakest. Although I suppose they are best enjoyed as an unbroken chain of events.
im going nuts. wat do?
WHEN YOU CANT EVEN SAY MY NAMEHAS THE MEMORY GONE? ARE YOU FEELING NUMB?GO AND CALL MY NAME
MATTHEW!!!!!!!
>>203005737>download what you need>no longer need to use serviceNo shit it’s dying down>>203005742Imagine being an upper middle class Brazilian, bilingual and still a freak with no bitches or aspirations. Fuck off João
RIP Thomas Jefferson, he would have loved ebony porn
drinkin a cidey
>>203005742TRU
every founding father dreamed of shagging a blvck slave qveen
I wonder how prominent sexually abusing slaves really was
>>203005845probably overblown like everything else
>>203005845all the time but southern chuds would never admit to doing it
>>203005845sexual abuse wasnt invented until the late 1990s
Will eat sausage, bacon, and eggs for dinner
I want to eat my coworkers muff
A Brazilian invented the airplane
I'm 5'10 it's over
I want to eat my coworker
>>203005755The second and third movie where shoot back to back actually. My biggest gripe with the third movie is the Clara plot. The whole movie should have just been Marty and Doc trying to get Back to the Future™. If you have time there is a BTTF vidya. It's a 3D point and click game but it's pretty easy and the story is good. Christopher Lloyd is in it and the guy who voices Marty does a great job.
drinking milk
what does sex feel like
>be 5'10>tower over like 90% of men in publicdo I just live in manlet central or what
>>203005936Don't mind the anime figure Actually fuck it you're drinking my cum, fag
>>203005944where do you live?
>>203005916Just tell everyone you’re 6 foot
>>203005959arizona
>>203005941amazing if you genuinely love the person otherwise it's shallow pleasures.
>>203005959Prob somewhere in the south
>>203005975I'm incapable of love so what about physically
>>203005984you're not. you just need to find someone who you can open up to.
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
>>203005944Señor pls
Bay area = gay area
>>203005992answer the question
>>203005941salty milk and coins
>look up jav actress recent videos>ntr ntr ntr ntr ntr ntr ntr ntr ntrjapan has fallen
>>203006019What was the question? I see no question mark.
finna watch that sunday trump rally with elon musk fr
fr dooo
>>203006041elon and trump are both spergs on different levels so it's gonna be fun
>>203005941Wet bags of sand
>>203005936enjoy buddy>>203005944i stg the height complex you guys have is bafflingif you're 5'7 you are taller than 90% of women
Well, /cum/. What will it be?
>>203005941like a glass of homemade lemonade on a sweltering summer's day
Choose wisely
a good blowjob feels better than sex
>>203006063Big titty lantinx goth gf
>>203006077explain the difference
>>203006077both are ugly imo but the one on the right slightly less so
>>203006077both are gaudy arab tier watches
>>203006077>Spending this much money on a watchWhat a complete waste.
Bros...I'm actually flipping the fuck out. After years of searching for it, I finally found this long lost song that I never knew the name to. Do you have any "lost" media that you are still looking for?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ymlx-eZfl0
>>203006062Being 5'7 is a literal nightmare thoughYou get mogged by almost every guy around you.
>>203006108***VOLUME WARNING BTW***
>>203005944Do you live in a poor area? Height correlates with IQ. I’m 6’3, but live in a neighbourhood where I feel like I’m about average height among men.
>>203006077My grandfather's pocketwatch that you have to wind.
>>203006077if i want to know the time i can look at my phone
>>203006119>Height correlates with IQI'm 186 but highly retarded.
>>203006109i'm just saying that it's not like you're 4 feet tall, plenty of 5'7 and below guys are happily married. women don't care about the interpersonal rivalries/pecking order of the men, they just pick who makes them happy
>>203005944jajajajaja pendejo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcVb6l4TpHwSo was this song used by the Nazis, or why is it always used in German memes on social media?
there's nothing wrong with being a single mother
>>203006133Women ABSOLUTELY want taller men. Denying that is cope.
>>203006142he's definitely a manlet trying to cope hard
>>203006142i'm not denying that at all, i'm just saying that being 5'7 is not a death sentence like you guys make it out to be
would you date a single mother BUT she has a legal age hot daughter?
uhh cana...poors?
>>203006129Doubt it. You’ll get mugged
>>203006157brapzilian thought process
>>203006158Thank God for PEI
>>203006155i have no horse in this race . i'm just giving my opinion
>>203006104Yea I know right. A oz of gold in bar form would be a much better investment
>>203006158Canadians get more benefits from their government than we do.
>>203005931I'll check it out, thanks for the tipHonestly cutting it off at the first movie would have been a legendary ending, but I get that they wanted to cash it in. Also not a fan of the special effects in 2 and 3.
>>203006170then get a horse otherwise you'll die miserable and alone
>>203006158We already knew that. One Americanon was saying that we was going to move to Canada, and I let him know that the riches province is still poorer than the poorest state.Trudeau fucked us so hard.>>203006183LMAO. We pay more in taxes than we do on housing, food, and clothes.https://torontosun.com/opinion/columnists/goldstein-average-canuck-paying-more-in-taxes-than-on-necessities-report-says
>>203006077Patek Philipe, Rolex has some bad business practices, and Patek is a higher status symbol
>Height=IQ Absolute 4chan doomer slop. If that were true, Jews and Asians would be giants.
>>203006104>>203006173Not really. Their value is pretty stable over time in terms of depreciation. Richfags traveling in shithole countries can use genuine Rolexes for barter in emergencies; pretty much universally accepted currency that you can wear, and bring into the country without getting bothered by customs. Also, status signalling is valuable for some people, like it or not. Many people would not want to hire a lawyer who drives a shitbox and dressed shabbily, for instance
stroking...
>>203006203>bad business practicesSelling the waitlist instead of the product is actually genius marketing
>>203006216That’s just further proof that the Jew/Asian IQ thing is fake LOLThanks for a new talking point :)
Some Rolexs appreciate 10x or more
need to eat food feeling a little woozy
Brian be like need to eat poo feeling a little woozy
if i cum on a rolex, by how much will its value appreciate?
>>203006139It’s a WW2-era soldiers’ marching song about a sweet girl back home
I wear a samsung smart watch unironically
miscegenation
>>203006264I read the lyrics, which is why I was confused on why it got used so much. Makes sense that it was a WW2 song. Thanks.
>>203006224No everyone knows it's fake and they're just being assholes
>>203006189>they wanted to cash it in.I think it was always supposed to be a trilogy>Also not a fan of the special effects in 2 and 3.Really? It's been a while since a I watched them but I remember the SFX were great especially the future scenes in 2.
>>203006285Elite American universities and diamond cartels chokehold their supply source all the time. Rolex is just taking a leaf out of their book.
how do you come to terms with the fact that you will never be desirable to the opposite sex
>>203006338I am desirable albeit
>>203006338once you grow old, the pain numbs you i guess.
fapping imminentoh my god the urge to cumthis curse never wanes
>>203006338Have you tried very hard to be? >>203006371*Uppercuts your nuts*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1dYXik1MpI
>>203006338are you trying to bedo you take care of your health, and your appearance?
>>203006282Idk if I’m stating the obvious here, but if the lyrics seem confusing, there’s a bit of a play on words insofar as Erika can be both a name and a type of flowerThe first verse is about that type of flower in the wilderness, the second verse is about his gf back home by the same name, and then the third verse is about the soldier keeping one of those flowers in his room as a reminder of his gf back home, as she weeps for him in his absenceThe Nazi soldiers were big sweethearts
the only people I ever see wearing apple watches are old women
>>203006397Sorry, the part I found confusing was that it didn't seem like the song I would expect people to use in memes. Because it was so wholesome.
i got this sports watch as a christmas gift one year from my brother because i was working out at the time
>>203006425Why wouldn’t it be wholesome? That’s what they were fighting for. It’s their opponents who were evil faggots and freaks
>>203006442Lmfao
Were any of these legitimately good, well made shows? Not just good for watching to kill time. >X files >Xena warrior princess >Buffy the vampire slayer >Rome>Black flag
>>203006442cute
what kind of idiot spends $6000 on a special snowflake timepiece? what a psychopath, hahaha
>>203006446what it's cute and i love 90s aesthetic stuff
>>203006445No, not that the song wouldn't be wholesome. That people now would use a wholesome song for them. I would have expected people to choose something that's about winning the war or whatever.
>>203006470>>203006470>>203006470
>>203006454It’s been a long time, but I enjoyed Rome when I saw it
>>203006464Grand Seiko has the best movement although they aren't the prettiest watches
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