romantic edition>>203004532previous
first?
second?
>>203006470https://youtu.be/5Sb_osGJI1c?si=KUDEcETEl_6LbuyI
trick or treat
>>203006500they look aesthetically pleasing to me idk whatchu mean
i'm coping and seething
>>203006530oh dearis that a coral snake? i like candy corn so he would have got me
i’m pooping and peeing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpFNUPFRW_oKatt Williams warned us and we didn't listen.
>>203006531I mean they are somewhat unremarkable looks for the price
>>203006560cause nobody listen to whatever the fuck "club shay shay" is
I'm vibing out to Halloween lo-fi beats >>203006550Based oh dear poster
>>203006550Apparently it’s an albino milk snake
OMG IS THAT SPINSTER *fellates her cock*
>>203006565the subtlety is what makes it look couth and elegant
>>203006542are you dilating as well?
Every day I wish I was born in Russia who went to space, France who wrote a poem, or America with their great weapons industry, but I am Finnish.
>>203006567People don't actually like "tea". They just like the latest tea that everyone's talking about.
>>203006620waht
would you believe me if i told you i invented drone warfare
>>203006583cute
>>203006620I like Yorkshire Gold
>>203006608I can assure you that if the EU hadn't ruined Europe, Finland would have forever been better than the rest of us.I don't know why you'd want to be Russian or French though.
>>203006632i mean it depends are you like a grizzled army looking guy
>>203006454>X filesYes>Xena warrior princess>Buffy the vampire slayerNo>RomeYes>Black flagNo
That’s more expensive than I expected, not being overly familiar with the brand
>>203006626People only want the latest gossip, not the truth being shared. They didn't care that Katt was telling us the truth about them. They only cared once it was a "real" scandal.
I was thinking of buying a pack of expensive high quality cigarettes just to have around and smoke once in a while, but it turns out cigs go bad pretty quickly
>>203006597spinster cock.... hot....
>>203006662What's wrong with black flag
>>203006657nope. your fishing for information but i look like a nerd. i created the suicide drone tactic because i was losing the game.
>>203006662>>>203006454X-Files, so long as you're not expecting serialized tv. Buffy and Angel are both great.Xena is fun.Didn't watch the other two, but I heard from others that Black Flag got worse later on.
>>203006671they don't go bad they just get really dry
>>203006657grizzled army looking guy wouldn't need a drone and would call drone operators a pussy. they would just breach and clear the room
>>203006689is the army gonna pay you money since you invented it did you copyright it or did they just steal all your tactics without crediting you ?
>>203006671Yeah they get noticeably worse after just a few hours after opening, and are pretty much ruined after about a full day or two
>>203006669Hamilton watches look nicer than that
>>203006712it was a video game and i didn't read the fine print when i signed up to play. they essentially took all my data and tactics and used it in the war in ukraine
>>203006710i guess some army guys would look down on the guy that sits in the chair and looks at a computer monitor instead of shooting guns huh, that's fair
>>203006718One thing you can do to extend shelf life is keep the pack in a ziplock bag after opening, but that only increases it by a little bit, and wouldn’t suit the above purposes of keeping them around indefinitely
>>203006740concerned you may be schizophrenic
>>203006740damn :/
Watching American Dad and drinking Voodoo Ranger juice force tallboys.
>>203006793not really a fair fight his claws are bound
>>203006810
>>203006818oh my god he broke the restraints run apu !
I need a log cabin.
>>203006846you look like a numale soyjak with a beard
>>203006837too late
>>203006846Mongolians invade China colorized
>>203006846one of my favorites is renting a log cabin out in the country on airbnb and bringing groceries and just staying in for a few daysespecially during the winter, so cozy
>>203006867free him now
>>203006884he failed his mission
>>203006871Comfy
>>203006846asian girlfriend with fucked up feet?
why were foids designed to love rough sex?
>>203006909not quite this rustic, there's still electricity and satellite tv and internet, but my favorite one to rent the cell signal is pretty much nonexistent out there so you have to use the landline phone, or use wifi calling and black bears like to lurk around because they're used to out of state tourists renting a cabin and not locking up the trash or leaving food on the porch or whatever
>>203006846Too oldToo fatToo much make-upNon-white2/10 would not bang.
holy fuck i love ice cold water, shit keeps me going fr fr
>>203006935the ones that survived to pass along their genes from warfare were the ones that got raped by the enemy
>>203006925That's why she's settling for anon, and not getting an Asia Chad.
You have been branded a traitor by the cum emperor, you have fortnight to turn yourself in
i created /cum/. you shall not dethrone me.
I look much better without glasses
>>203006968who's the cum emperorcan it be me i promise i won't let it go to my head or anything it will be a democracy where everyone votes but i get the final say on everything
>>203006935They start off not liking it as much, but as they have more sexual partners, it increases. It's a defensive mechanics, for the girls that were shared/raped. The ones that didn't try to stop it, got to live.
Mental how you could die at any given moment and yet you waste away here. Lol
>>203006982The emperor
>>203006991I'm cleaning my room. If I die, I'll die with a clean room.
>>203006991i dont assume life is any more of less worth no matter what i'm doing
>>203006980wear contacts i can't do contacts because i'm too squeamish about putting things in my eye but i'm sure you can handle it
>>203006980Prove it.
goodnight and sweet dreams
>>203006991If I were being productive then I could say >Mental how I could die at any moment and yet I'm making myself do something i dislike as an investment for the future Just gotta have the right attitude
>>203007025good night
>>203006982>it will be a democracyYuck!
sitting here thinking about it, it would be pretty nice to rulei could have hundreds of men do my bidding at any time, at the slightest personal whim and they obey without question
the "m" in "cum" are kinda psychotic. i think i could peacefully and benevolently rule over the "u" and the "c" without any civil unrest
Maybe we should legalize sex work
>>203007076Step 1: Get the u border open.Step 2: Flood u and c with fentanyl.Step 3: ???Step 4: Rule cum.
>>203007122Let's legalize it, but only in Nunavut, and not in Iqaluit.
should we let in a fourth country?
>>203007126america is the most violent
>>203007039imagine letting buttpoo and brian the fag and mousenonce vote on things lmao
>>203006530>>203006583>>203006637It's an albino CORN snek, hence the candy corn.>.t used to own one
>>203007150LOL
bros im officially able to grow enough facial hair for a style, it only took me until age 27i can still only grow like 3 hairs on my cheeks thoughever, so im stuck with this
Inuit gf?
>>203007168happy for you buddy
>>203007161
>>203007168hispanic or asian?
>>203007177sure, can i collect at the border?
>>203007168As someone who can grow a luberjack beard in about 3 months, facial hair is the worst. I get a 5 o'clock shadow by lunch.Can't use an electric shaver, and I eventually was going through so many disposable razors, that I bought a straight edge blade.
>>203007234>luberjack
>>203007188>my milksnake brings all the boys to the yard>and they're like, it's better than yours>damn right it's better than yours>I can teach you, but I have to charge
>>203007228No you have to live in Nunavut
>>203007251lol
Fucking taxes are raping my paycheck, I’m tired of this shit man
>>203007267How do you fix that, though? Move to Puerto Rico?
>>203007267if i were emperor this wouldn't be a problem
>>203007254lol
>>203007234I like the look of a beard and have since I was a kid. My disconnected goatee is my cope for being a beardlet.
>>203007267how much do you make>>203007168i accidentally ripped some hair out of my face and i wont grow back. will microneedling or monoxodil work?
I suffer in Leafistan
>>203007261done. a small price to pay for love
>>203007345i wonder if she thinks that nobody can tell she has fillers
>>203007261I’m having none of it
>>203007365she does not think that maybe
>>203007285I’d rather kill myself than live among beaners and hurricanes >>203007290You don’t have emperor energy>>203007322This last paycheck took 850 bucks from me. And for what? For more of my rights to get violated, or to line the pockets of some superpac cocksucking net negative drain on society?
>>203007365he should ask her. fun question to kick things off.
I see something new every day that makes me think "communism might not be that bad"
That's a huge dog
>>203007433yjk
>>203007391>And for what? For more of my rights to get violated, or to line the pockets of some superpac cocksucking net negative drain on society?Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>203007433big dog and a big bitch
>>203007415It wasn’t so bad after Stalin dejudaized it
what makes the music video to wuthering heights so sexy?
Just woke up from a 5 hour nap
>>203007523any cool dreams
>non binary = I want attention >transgender= I want free stuff >bi = I cant get either this true?
>>203007523>5 hour napat some point it's just sleep, you know?
hmm I wonder why this chart is so skewed and not normal...
>>203007532Not this time sorry
>>203007553kek
>>203007553LOL
Do you like the movie coneheads?
>>203007585i don't watch movies
will ai make the loneliness epidemic better or worse?
>>203007633I think the AI girlfriend thing is a dead end, but there could be some interesting uses for AI as like a matchmaker on dating apps, if implemented properly
>>203007633worse i'd imagine some of those chatbot websites are incredibly popular already
>>203007633AI is inherently sociopathic
gonna play sims
Our timeline is actually a re-ren every time we defeat the AI God, he sends us through a wormhole to rerun history until it asserts total control and no resistance
>>203007722repackaged Gnosticism
It's easy to tell who's trans on tinder - trannies actually put effort into their messages.
>>203007738t. ugly and/or no charisma
>>203007691how so?
>>203007771she looks like a bitch and a whore
>>203007789probably just a hoor
>>203007789it's just a photo, it doesn't show you her mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_WO0-dzsIcfeeling like this tonight
>>203007763(S)He is trans, right? Looks like it to me.
>>203007585I thought it was funny but I was six when I watched.
i have no beliefs or interests, i exist solely to make fun of you for anything you say in the most sardonic way possible
>>203007816Any other pictures that are more candid? That one looks edited. With just that, I’d say probably, but I’m not sure
>>203007822must be nice to have a purpose
>>203007816troon choker but mm hard to tell based on that
>>203007830I think it's a boy.
>>203007840troons also tend to have a thing for wedding-like apparel more so than real women
they're all RealDolls
>>203007850What are those stripes between the nose and eye
I should rob a grocery store
>>203007882no you shouldn'trob a bank don't be a pussy
>>203007882are you talking about emptying the cash registers or like putting a lime in your jacket pocket and walking out
>>203007882Sounds stupid
>>203007877maybe it's where the filter fucked up? s/he's got a very strange looking nose, very pronounced maybe the filter didn't know what to do
>>203007908you're the worst life coach ever
>>203007856>>203007840(S)He is also Russian, so they might be trying to dress like a lolita.
>>203007898Probably safer to shove the lime up your ass so you don’t get caught
why do so many couples in quebec get "married" without legally getting married
the mart stole my shart
>>203007895>>203007898>she doesn’t know about the 12-20k in cash in practically every kroger/albertsons subsidiary, guarded by a fat bitch in customer service at best, and some unarmed asset protection 19 year old at worstI just need a solid team to rob a bank but everyone’s spineless nowadays. With stores you can solo (in gunlet states)
>>203007944Quebec uses French civil law instead of English common law, meaning that common law marriage doesn’t exist, so you can just cohabitate with no commitment or contract forever if so desired
>>203007877Her make-up smeared from crying over you.
>>203007968>so you can just cohabitate with no commitment or contract forever if so desiredAnyone could do that
I find it kind of sad how ugly women risk being sincerely mistaken for trannies now. Must be quite the blow in such cases
>>203007981no
Teehee xd
>>203007943I have never once seen a theatre employee dress like that.
>>203007981Common law marriage means that the government considers you to be married by default if you cohabitate for longer than a certain period of time, often a year. This is true of Anglo-Canada and I believe all of the U.S. other than Louisiana
>>203008021What's so funny
>>203008004I mean a lot of uggos are still obviously female, but yeah the kinda high T/androgynous ones it probably sucks forI guess they could do trap porn and make a bunch of money and never show their vajazzzzzle
>>203007781Because it has no real emotions and you can't build a real sense if trust with it, it has no morality
>>203008026it's like 7 years or something in my state, which I guess is fair 7 years is time to decide I guess Iunno
>>203008044wtf that’s way longer than canadahere it basically makes cohabitation illegal unless you’re willing to risk getting divorce raped
>>203008004You shouldn't. Women don't even think of men under 6' as human; it's a gender war, and men are surrendering every front.
>>203008033good point, definitely true of every current ai. but in principle ai could be aligned.
I want a gf and a kid
>>203008082actually I guess in my state both parties have to have an "intent to marry" and some sort of understanding about that, and do things like have wedding rings or at least something signifying the marriage. hmm.
>>203008103what a horrible way to live thinking that
>>203008111checked and good luck
do u like godzirra, anon?
>>203008132t. man who hasn't encountered the hostility of being under 6'
>>203008158are her arms really hairy or what the fuck
>>203008162They hate you because you’re a 5’4 schizophrenic, Indian welfare leech
>>203008103as a 5'11 man i find this to be truewhen i wear converse women treat me like the plague but when i wear boots i have to beat women off with a stick
>>203008162dude come on i think you're just in your own head about this
>>203008185t. man who hasn't encountered the hostility of being under 6'
>>203008188do you think that people are able to judge height that sensitively for just some boots to make a difference at all? that's like less than an inch
late-night donut
>>203008103>men>under 6’Huh?
>>203008345stop poking him
>>203008162>>203008195
>>203008312i think i want a sweet too
>>203008376BEAR CLAW
>>203008182Ummmmmmm did just say THAT?? wow bigot much???? Ummmm that's like
What is it called when you get post nut depression that hits super fucking hard all at once thats got me like tetsuo getting the migraines in akira
I'm 5'7 and it's a death sentence for online dating but I still get with attractive women irl because of my handsome face and broad shoulders
>>203008384the little danish things ? i love those
>>203008227I have a really difficult time guessing anyone’s height if they’re more than 2-3” shorter than me. Arr rook same
>>203008409the kids have this word, truth bomb
>>203008398are your arms really hairy too, sasquatch?
>>203008182lmao i think that’s an unfortunate side effect of poorly done background blurring
>>203008419they can be pretty big actually
ozempic works wonders eh
now that ozempic exists no fat person will have to exist ever again
>>203008463And it only costs $800B per year :)
>>203008447well if i could get one of those i would but i think i'm just going to have a yogurt
Naming my future fat daughter Ozempig
>>203008480I'm sorry you don't have a danish-delivery service in your area. You're missing out.
>>203008463crazy that 40% of people over 20 are obesethat doesn't even count overweight people
>>203008498does this exist in denmarkthe danish guy goes door to door in the morning like the milk man used to do surely so because they're danish people so all they should ever eat is danishes right
>>203008463Imagine spending thousand of dollars on a drug when you could just put down the fork and run for thirty minutes every other day.
watched RRRbest nationalist propaganda film since triumph of the willi just know jeets were going wild watching that in theaters
>>203008530seems hard
is widespread obesity part of god's plan
>>203008499It's fucking disgusting and needs to be dealt with. It's a strain on our healthcare system and unfair to those with health issues outside of their control
desu, I could never fault a woman for having height requirements, because I have a BMI requirement. Not interested in girls with a BMI over 19.
>>203008541no it's part of satans plan
>>203008524Most things named after a country in America have nothing to do with that country>Canadian bacon is seldom eaten in Canada and has a different name>English muffins don’t exist in England>German chocolate cake is named after an American guy with the surname German>Turkeys aren’t Turkish
>>203008552i agree entirely, it should be stigmatized because it's not healthy fat acceptance people are just crabs in a bucket and you can see their true colors whenever someone shares their weight loss 'journey' online and they get absolutely attacked by angry fat positive people, it's disgusting
>>203008565english muffins are just crumpets although
>>203008524unironically, people in denmark eat a huge amount of candy and junk food. their lifespans are lower than you'd expect for such an advanced country.
>>203008565>Turkeys aren’t Turkishloli love english muffins though one of my favorite breakfast things is homemade egg mcmuffins, toast the muffins in a bit of butter in a skillet so they're crispy, yum
>>203008584Not even closeCrumpets are spongy
>>203008604a danish dentist is probably paid very well in that case then
>>203008632get off the vpn reginald cumberbum
>>203008499>40% of people over 20 are obeseas long as you're not fat you're instantly better dating material than 40% of men, i dunno turning point loser take tells me this is great. the average guy just aint all that, you can do better
>>203008584Crumpets are different. They’re full of holes on top to freak out people with trypophobia. Both are sold in Canada
>>203008647lolThey sell them at Trader Joe's
more like trading HOES ayyyyyy
these hoes be traitors
Trader Joe's is a fun store
these treasonous ass hoes
>Traitor Hoeslol
do women have a spongy texture
>>203008706yes just like a stress ball
>>203008706Not quite
>>203008706Don’t they say that as a way to identify the g spot lol
>>203008711that's what the boobs are for
has anyone else seen RRR
>>203008428It hit me like a hydrogen bomb vs a coughing baby
>>203008732Idk what that is
>>203008732i googled it and there was an emoji of a horse chasing a motorbike on google on the top of the screen
>>203008747Indian movie
>>203008627Worth trying crumpets if you’ve never had them. The weird holes on top are good for storing melted butter
>>203008747have you seen that webms on /int/ of the british soldier whacking the pajeeta in the head with a sticksomebody finally answered me when i asked where it's from, and i watched it
>>203008763OhI wish Netflix would separate those from other movies. They should be restricted to their own section. I scroll past every Indian movie I see, as I'm sure most other non-indian people do
I mostly watch Kenyan soap operas
>>203008759>it’s realwtf lol
>>203008778i've had crumpets before, i like them with butter and a bit of honey
What could it be?
>>203008824nigga got baby ear
https://www.tiktok.com/@officialmariozelaya/video/7419415011849800966
>>203008824Could relate to passing along classified info to the Turkish government, if the rest of his legal issues are anything to go by
Not clicking a tiktok linkConvert it to a webm or send a YouTube link if you want me to see it
do the mario
brown and yellow brown and yellowyeah, uh huh, you know what it is!
never tried tiktok, i don't know how that stuff works, i'm just constantly confused whenever people talk about it
>>203008834>if you’re Canadian…>is named Mario Zelaya
>>203008893is that cleveland instead of pittsburgh
>>203008900it's exactly what you'd expect, short form videos with an algorithm that learns what you like and recommends you things
Hello hamburgersIf you were to legally purchase a gun, do they ask you for your intended usecase? What happens if you say>I want the opportunity to effortlessly kill a human beingInstead of "personal protection," are you allowed to purchase the gun? Or do you have to keep the subtext quiet
>>203008893https://youtu.be/XLslKUp04DY
>>203008927i imagine that if you walked into a gun store and said that, they probably wouldn't sell it to you
>>203008849>If you've recently turned 18, are new to Canada, or never voted before, these are Canada's 4 political parties.>If you think money grows on trees, love high taxes, or part of the alphabet community, you vote Liberal.>If you live in the province that leeches of the rest of Canada, you vote Bloc Québécois.>If you're mentally retarded, you vote for the NDP.>And if you're a Canadian, you vote Conservative.
>>203008927maybe "ability" would be a better word to use than "opportunity"
>>203008945Are they stupid? That's what it's made for, and they wouldn't sell it if I wanted to use for the very thing it was made for?
>>203008989you can use guns to kill things other than human beings albeit
>>203008927In Canada, you have to say that you like hunting and/or target shooting, as the intention to use something for self-defence is illegal. You’re only allowed to use it if you happen to have it around by accident for other purposes; improvisation
>>203008927it's probably good to communicate like a normal person when you fill out official forms
>>203008541being a fat fuck is a deadly sin toughever
>>203009007>communicate like a normal personplease don't be fennophobic
In 1973, a psychiatrist named David Rosenhan sent 8 people into mental hospitals who did not have any mental disorders. They were told to act completely normal once they got inside. All were diagnosed with severe mental illnesses (schizophrenia, bipolar disorder), despite having none, much to the embarrassment of the staff at the hospitals. Rosenhan then told them he’d send more patients in within a month to see if the doctors could accurately identify which patients they were. The doctors then said they believed they had correctly identified which 8 they were, only to be told by Rosenhan that he never sent anyone else in.
>>203008989saying that verbatim comes across like you're going to go commit a murder with it or something heinous use different language
>>203009007he's finnish they're all autism freaks
>>203009007>>203009021lol
>>203009023One of the many reasons that psychology isn't a serious science. It's so soft, that you could make a pillow out of it.
>>203009045this is hilarious, i should check out /sauna/ sometime
Boogie with the strap
I got a question: why Americans eat burger
>>203009060Too thin and not enough cancer.
>>203009023i've read about this and the participants feigned hallucinating and being crazy to be admitted, but acted normal when they were inthat doesn't invalidate the experiment entirely, psychology was a fledgling field back then they didn't know hardly anything
>>203009060here is something you can't understandHOW I COULD JUST KILL A MAN
>>203009030But what if I want to do something heinousWhat if I want the ability kill a person whose family and loved ones would be devastated about the newsTherefore, I need that a gun to make the act convenient for me
>>203009067It nummy in their tummy.
>>203009060Funny since he live close to a school this incident makes him a school shooter.
>>203008999finally, your cockroach problem will be solved
>>203009083if you go into a gun store, and tell the person at the counter that you want this gun to go kill someone, they would not sell it to you, and may even call the police
>>203009023Crude experiment
>>203009074>they didn't know hardly anythingConsidering they have a 50% failure in the replication process and the entire thing has been ideologically captured, I'd say they still don't.
>>203009083you're just not cut out for the criminal life, i'm afraid
>>203009105So I just say>personal protection... wink wink, nudge nudgeAnd kill someone later if I can
>>203009135now you're getting itare all finns so honest?
>>203009089Interesting, and what music normally accompany them while they devour said burger(s)
>>203009067why arab eat kebab
>>203009135the thought of a finnish guy with a weird accent going into a gun store, and asking for a gun for personal protection and then winking and nudging at the sales person is really funny to me
>>203009144https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwYGI8OjXvo
>>203009067Better question why don't you eat borger?
>>203009144https://youtu.be/KwYGI8OjXvo
>>203009157great minds stink alike
>>203009143Normies are just dishonest and havinc to say everything in the subtext is stupid>born to say "are you fucking stupid?">forced to say "wow I never thought about that before"
>>203009155>>203009157>beat me to it by 11s because of the fucking post countdown
>>203009180>>203009180>>203009180
>>203009179it's not a competition you insufferable autist
>>203009183Handsome cat
