max headroom edition
>>203008796>mcdonaldsit's even worse than thatI'm low-level IT
Give him a German name
>>203008820I recently had a dream about graham chapman(he was 6'3" by the way)
HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!
>>203008881That's not how chat GPT answered me
>>203008881ha ha ha ha hahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YpBo9WuKRE
>>203008830Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
i'm sorry Tyrone, i've been a naughty little racist. please correct me with your virile jungle juices
got the tony joe white on
corrrrr lads just had a lovely wank bollocks feel nice and empty and the post wank clarity is strong, simply cannot beat that feeling
>>203009122wanking this early in the morning? get some principles lad
the trepidated bumgoon
ah, friday
id love to visit america, but i wonder how that would go down with my mates in /brit/ considering the anti yank rhetoric thats common here
There is poo in my bum
>>203009174morning wanks are lovely mate, do multiple wanks a day me and feel just fine for it, maybe you should stop being a judgmental prude
bum wank bum wank bummy wank wank wank
>>203009219i've beenhad a good time, yanks are lovely to visitors, especially australian ones
>IT'S ME AUSTIN >IT WAS ME... ALL ALOOOONG!
>>203009230fair enough then, to each their own. for me, morning wanks always sap me of my energy
Autumn is such a cracking season. Understand why some lads don't like it much but it's so nice when it's just right, such as this morning, a bit of fog on the fields and the sun just coming up over the tops of the trees, it lush, it so so lush
>>203009310tsmt
>>203009310same. this type of sunny october weather is lovely.it goes to shit in november though when it's dark constantly and it never stop being fucking rainy and overcast
lad in front of my browsing /brit/ on the bus
people who complain about the driving in gta 4 are stupid and should be killedthe driving in gta 5 is way worse
>>203009330pardon>>203009339even winter can be utterly lush, get an outdoor job de lad
>>203009366agreed
People who complain about driving in a game never used the hovercraft in Diddy Kong Racing.
spraying egregious amounts of air wick in my bedroom to try and mask the weed stench. i think mumberg still suspects something through ahalads i'm so fucking miserable
People who complain about driving in a game are virgins lol
>>203009366you have to get used to it but once you do it's very satisfying controlling something that feels so heavy
>>203009406i'm a virgin
>>203009419do you complain about driving in video games?
>>203009427back in 2013 i made a big rambling post on facebook about the driving mechanics of GTA:V being "casualised". so, yes.
love love LOVE proving to yanks that they don't belong here and should fuck off to /cum/
>>203009384this so much thisdon't feel like making up something wacky
>>203009388it worked well for the volcano levelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a1-rW4CNGo
>>203009435good lad
i don't mind yanks as long as they assimilate
>>203009445mad ting
posted about my bowl of frosties yesterday and a yank was absolutely scunnered when he found out they are called frosted flakes in America. why would we care about that?
for me personally it's burnout 3
i don't mind yank ass long ass they ass
time 2 eat me frosties an me shreddies teehee
considering a visit to the local cafe for an enormous fryup
waiting until 9am to do drivingtoil so the traffic subsides a bitlove visiting my parents but the traffic is vile
>>203009506corr thanks lad *downs the entire thing*
>>203009506get in I said get IN
Done a little bit of a wee while I was sleeping in my bedhow've we not found a cure for that yet
I don't mind Arselanah as long as she shares her arse with my homies; which she would do without hesitation, the slut.
>>203009505yeah good lad, why not mate
>>203009510tell your mum I said hi
this is my life today
>>203009506scores of these being quaffed across /brit/ tonight
anyone who visits their parents outside of birthdays or holidays is a manchild
...pints?
any rapist man in
honestly it's been a bloody freezing yearclimate change my arse
considering putting my hand in the industrial paper shredder so I don't have to toil
>>203009446What about the absolute madlads who would play Tommy in Snowboard kids?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3QupWn9Vlg
had 3 and a half pint cans of 1664 yesterday evening and threw in the towel and went to bed. God I'm such a lightweight
>>203009513>>203009514>>203009530
>>203009562I'd be wasted on that much, any more than 2 pints and I'm good for nothing myself
>>203009553I sometimes think of deliberately crashing into another car so I don't have to go to toil
>google image search "cold beer">it's mostly ai generated image resultsfuck's sake dystopia well and truly set in
spit on that thang
>>203009553cutting off your nose to spire your face mate
>>203009384>even winter can be utterly lush, get an outdoor job de ladUntil you're digging holes on a clay site and it's either Paschendaele or frozen solid. Not really owt worse than shoving a wheebarrow up hill and not getting more than a few steps before the wheel clogs up
Emmett Patrick Garcin of Maple Ridge, British Columbia, Canada
slept from 6pm last night to 9am this morning, bodyberg on a mad one
>>203009592cutting off his hand actually
>>203009562>>203009574refuse to believe your consitution is this poor
I don't drink coz it's not yummy like squash
>>203009598is a goof
>>203009547....nah
gf's sister is really unhappy with her husband because he never pulls his weight around the house and kids etc so I've been planting the seed for months for an affair. she is so fit, I can tell she's into me as well because recently she's always laughing at my jokes and saying how much she wishes her husband was like me.
>>203009598wonder if his sister hates him for doxxing her and saying she's a prostitute and saying he wants to rape and kill her
>>203009598Heard he last took a walking tour of Cannon Wharf street, in search of Dominoes.
>>203009594it's possible to be outdoors and not on the diggingtoilme? do light maintenance work on lots of small sites dotted about, get to see the world a bit and enjoy the weather. it does get muddy still though.
>>203009608alri jahans still on the straight 4x
gherkin weekend pass sales are spiking
>>203009607in my defence I hadn't eaten since lunch so it started to affect my quite quicklyplus I wasn't wasted or anything, just started to feel very tired
literally haven't drank water in years. Drink nothing but diet pepsi
>>203009598
>>203009625Who cares what some fat old hag thinks of them? Honestly.
>>203009633
>>203009619laughing at jokes isn't really a sign of anythingI've made some qt colleagues at toil laugh with stuff I didn't think was that funny yet they definitely do not fancy me
>>203009589man made machine and machine broke man
>>203009655>>203009655grim af
>>203009619would be a pretty awful thing to do to your girlfriend lad
they're doing an ultrasound on my scrotum later today
>>203009484THIS FIRE IS OUT OF CONTROL
>>203009715you got a lump?
>>203009562as i've become an old git (27) i've completely lost interest in getting drunk. 1-2 drinks with meal is it for me.
lost my bluetooth earbuds case so got no choons while i'm drivingmy car has no radio you see
>>203009721such a good gamethat F1 car was crazy fast
>>203009690wrong, they want your cock
>>203009729not even having a few when you're out with the lads?
>>203009728it's almost certainly just a regular cysti told my gay male doctor about it and that was the first time someone touched my genitals in 10 years
cauterizing the bum
>>203009619Your gf has absolutely expressed her disappointment with your willard size to your sister. She won't be interested, unless you're particularly adept with your tongue.
>>203009712I settled but I've decided I actually deserve better
>>203009739love love LOVE "you see" posting
>>203009739muppet, get yourself a bluetooth speaker for the whip
>>203009739you shouldnt have earbuds in while driving and wireless will probably give you brain cancer
>>203009774yeah but not very honourable is it
>>203009768i had one too i didnt go back to the doctor for a check up though because the same day i got the scan done my gf left me and i was too depressed to care plus it sounded like it was fine anyway and hasnt grown at all since then
>>203009803who gives a fuck about honour lmao
>>203009751i've lost all my friends lol
>>203009824That's hilarious lad
>>203008097This is a VERY ironic post
things i've lost>my friends>my savings>my will to livethings i haven't lost>my virginity
>>203009817your gf is the one who put it there
>>203009824I'll be your mate mate
>>203009824ktim. completely alienated myself. But I'm better off without them. I have you lads.
nursing a poo
After 3rd attempt in 2 years to get into Genshin impact ive finally gotten addicted i thinkI finally get out it works
things i've lost>my will to live>my virginitythings i haven't lost>my friends>my savings
>>203009887You wanna shag the boys in it do you? Nonce.
won (the opportunity to buy for £145) a shit sweatshirt from nike and have already sold it for £257 on stockx, lovely jubbly
size of those chebs lads cooorrrr
Post more words that don't exist, I'll startBlonking
why is it that when i do "nofap" i lose my sex drive but when i'm in the throes of chronic masturbation i'm horny every dayi thought it was supposed to be the opposite
>>203009915American health care.
>>203009867fucking bitch
What’s your go to skin care routine?
>>203009937congratulations, you have depression.
I'm unironically extremely handsome but I'm still a virgin cause society is broken
>>203009870>>203009824Would happily have a beer with you were it not for the tyranny of distance
Henry Westons vintage cider only £18 for 12 bottles on Amazon. That is a STEAL!
>>203009822Crikey you’re all in aren’t you
>>203009963cold water and nivea moisturiser
cripuscular
need to shaveissue is i can't be arsed
mental how I have a beard but just forget I do most of the time
Kemibrosour girl is fucked
>>203009963wank and rub my spunk into my face
>>203010033neither can i but i can't be walking round town looking a scruff
>>203008881interesting
delicious beef sausages almost finished cooking as beef sausages are a dinner sausage you see
Is this chicken halal, boss?
still cant believe there are aussies on here when they're two minutes from the beach and hot bitches and surfing and bbqs. they actively choose to sit here and post about poo on a general that isnt even their own
>>203008881>BMI under 16Are you looking to date an anorexic?
>>203010113I've warned you about this mate
>>203010055I can't stop myself constantly preening my facial hair with my fingers so I never forget
right, quick shower and it's off to the cafethey don't have WiFi so this is goodbye for now lads
BEEF sausages? mad
>>203010190it's good
atbmw uaaaa drcsg ioooo otnnn
>>203010190had them when i was staying with my paki mate and they are p dece
changed the bed sheets a couple days ago and the duvet already smells of cum and farts
bacon toastie for me my lad
>>203010113i chucked leftover fish and chips from brekky on a salad
>paki mateHow grim
>>203009822horatio nelson shaking in anger at this post
>>203010294looks nice >>203010286good lad
>Chagossians criticise lack of say in UK deal to hand over islands Most ungrateful wankers on the planet. Thank fuck they're gone
>>203010296keep your enemies closer
>>203010296yea because having no mates and posting on 4chan all day is alpha as fuck
I don't have strong opinions on the Chagos Islands because I hadn't heard, or cared about, them prior to yesterday.
>>203010385I'm friends with English people mate
>>203009901only legal girls who look like legal boys
the shagos islands
my bmi is something like 20.4
>>203010421
>>203010400blog on mong boy
remember when we all pretended to be 190 and he left the site forever lol
>>203009484Bizzased
Tragic…
most i've ever weighed as an adult was 85kgleast i've weighed is 63kg
>kgFOY
>>203010455What am I looking here?
Trying to understand why grown men used to watch My Little Pony and still cannot understand it
>>203010455nice bellend bro
>>203010148Anorexia is for a BMI of 13 or under. 16 is a reasonable BMI for a naturally skinny and slender girl with a fast metabolism.>>203010111Okay, and do you think weight and height are equal among genders? I would say women have an overwhelming preference for height, and men an overwhelming preference for weight and body measurements.
lots of lads timely getting their PhDs in Mauritian-UK International Relations & the Politics of the Indian Ocean through the post this morningwill look great on the wall next to their degrees in coronavirus spike proteins, Russo-Ukrainian relations, subsea mechanical engineering with a specialisation in submersibles, and Iran-Israel relations
>>203010469Guess
me? 6'4 and 21st and 6lbs
>>203010502gibberish
>>203010493brutal
We have to implement ruthless Bolshevism.
i'm 5'10 and 10st 4lbs
I'm 6ft but it's meaningless because my neck is very long and i have a twink body
>>203010517Tell that to the romans
get these men on a boat to the UK for pity's sakeget them a fresh council house each, a free bus pass and £1800 a month while you're at itit's the least we can do after the hell the UK has put the Chagossian people through
any other data hoarder men in?
for science's sake get them housed
>>203010538
being a 5'10 dwarf isn't great but i've got a good frame. broad shoulders, well proportioned etc
>>203010517he is supposedly 21 stone and 6 poundswhich, if true, is not good for this lad at all
>>203010538theyre already in the UK you wet wipe
>>203010558>5'10 dwarfahahaha as if anyone notices in real life lad I'm sure you're fine
>>203010567133kg at 193cm is pretty balanced
>>203010543*raises paw*
>>203010588fuck off lolyou're a fat arse
>>203010588it absolutely is not
>>203010604>>203010605If it was 5'6 then you'd have a point, but 6'4 it balances out perfectly actually
any 194cm hunks in here down to shag later?
>>203010608
nose was full of snot. blown it into a tissue.
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.
>>203010618post body
im 5’9 60kg
Chagossia? I hardly knew 'er!
>>203010593good lad. get those kinos and that gay porn backed up.
enterpreneurial young lassall those dads on depop buying the clothes for their daughters, one assumes
>>203010629you're meant to scran it
>>203010633Don't need to. You have my word as a man, I'm normal.
>>203010631heathermong
I'm 6ft and surely no more than 65kgNeed to weigh myself
>>203010640haha alright little fella
>>203010664you're literally obese lad
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on.
>>203010543only data I horde is porn and musiconce I've watched a film or TV show it just gets deleted
>>203010677I don't think you're understanding the basic concept of BMI
>>203010671same height and twice your weight
I’m 6ft and 86kg, fat bastrd
>>203010672do not talk to the alpha like that
>>203010680big fan of this 30 year old outfit crisis poster
>>203010667spainmong
>>203010631>>203010667Ah yes heathermong is the only transphobic racist british person on 4chan
>hoarding pornall jokes aside get a fucking life lmfao
and the sausages are ONpossibly a bit out of date but I can't say for certain, I threw out the outer card sleeve you see
>>203010667Not wrong tho is he
>>203010731Why aren’t you working young man
took me about 3 years to understand you're supposed to put sausages in the grill and not the oven
this one finnish man had all of the australians in the palm of his hand
>>203010721don't get me wrong, I don't have terrabytes of wank material just a select archive of my favourites just in case they get deleted from in the internet
basically the weekend if you think about it
>>203010739>>203010719>>203010712shut it
>>203010558Bet you’re a cunt tho
>>203010752good lad
>>203010743three day weekend my dude
i got all this week off after getting suspended from work monday morning for being racist and sexist
>>203010680Love. To. See. It.
>>203010785hope this post isn't true
>>203010746Literally doesn’t matter
>>203010785what did you say my lad?
>>203010692Fair enough lad. I run a jellyfin for me and few others, so I'd rather just keep stuff and buy new drives. If I'm going to hoard something it'll be good quality copies of the sopranos and not some 6/10 movie that I watched once.
>>203010797grilled or pan fried sosij tastes leagues better than baked
>>203010800told my colleague in the kitchen african women smell like bananas
>>203010588You are at least 25 kg overweight.A few years ago, I weighed 140kg at 6'2 before losing 6 stone (37kg). You're not that far off.
cat berg is like 20 years old yet he’s still quite spritely
>>203010805happy friday mallardlad
>>203010811No it doesn’t
>>203010821yeah?
Clothes made in China! And the third world?? NO! Sorry, it’s not for me. I’m buying high quality garments made in the UK made from wool, cotton and linen!!!
>>203010836:v
>>203010808oh yeah, there's no point hoarding some YIFFY x264 rip. I do have a handful of films on the drive simply because they were quite hard to find - theatrical cuts of the Star Wars trilogy, Terminator with the original sound effects, that sort of thing
>>203010828you too matey
>>203010817bit of a shitter to get told on for something as little as that
>>203010805love BR blue so much
>transphobic
>>203010768Enjoy
>>203010836
>>203010830it actually does though
>>203010588That's only a bit lighter than Mitchell Hooper at a similar heightUnless you're roided out your mind and you're a comfortable 300kg+ deadlifter then it's not balanced at all
shant be working todayshant be working any day as a matter of fact
picking up a oz after work can’t wait
I’m voting with my wallet and I’m voting NOT to buy cheap rubbish made in CHINA!!
>>203010899are you ugly or what
>>203010899an oz of what? no mates? hahabilly no mates
>>203010899ktim, Wavey Dave has promised me some Zoap
>>203010916nah why
>>203010867My train? BR blueMy car? British racing green
On my break at toil guys. Just over 2 hours remaining
>>203010914>>203010843morning mouseyany plans for the weekend ?
>>203010914mousey-esque post
>>203010855>there's no point hoarding some YIFFY x264 rip.exactly, you should be hoarding aXXo rips
>>203010949can you do us a JOI vocaroo later? x
>>203010951>>203010953the /brit/ hivemind
>>203010964for me it's Tigole
The real Diego hasn’t posted here in years
>>203010927Wedding cake or runtz have to wait and see
>>203010949I've asked Mark to get an uploaf sorted for you when you get back home x
>>203010949take a picture of your penis/fanny
I’m 30. I can’t wear trainers anymore. I can’t wear hoodies anymore. I can’t wear trackie bottoms anymore. No more graphic t shirts. No more sloppy clothes made in China! and the third world. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials for me. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If my clothing looks robust then I’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of my life. Time to get a move on.
Might watch a fil-im
>>203009423>>203009423>>203009423early new
>>203011028Janny won't be happy about this
>>203011008looks alright to be fair
An oz is 30 grams.
>>203011008literally nothing wrong with this outfit would rather wear this than some chavvy wog tracksuit
Always feel uncomfortable eating in front of other people.
>>203011061see >>203010967
>>203011061No
>>203010983not bad
>>203011008if you're tall and handsome you can pull off this fit
>>203011085>>203011085>>203011085real early new for shits and giggles :D
>>203011061crumbs get stuck in your beard and cleavage do they?
>>203011061that's because you're a fucking mingmong mate
>>203011069alri thomas smelby
watching the mummy starring brendan fraser
>>203011044Oz or z is 28 g
>>203011069Can anyone ID the poster on the left? I thought maybe Forrest Gump based on the bench, but it's not a match
>>203011114class film that, prime Weisz and John Hannah is great in everything he does too
>>203011128Dumb and Dumber, the sign says 'Wet Paint'.
>>203011164well deducted. cheers lad
