>>203004166
choli

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>Bridgeport police say 6-year-old child injured in 'brutal assault' last week has died

used to think siding house was the correct choice in FNV but now it's definitely NCR

just stood up for myself and now I don't know how I feel

>>203004214
Obviously it’s Yes Man

I’ve got a sandy crack.

finishing this beer and then might go for a drive

emilio estevez is like the cute version of martin sheen

I'm basically Moomin and the Neverarine

Wild how most Australians and Brits o on gap years while in the us it's reserved for the rich kids. You probably see Brits traveling around Europe or Asia

vids of people getting squishes by trucks or flinged off of motorbikes are fine but i don't want to watch those cartel murder torture vids that's no fun

>>203004302
one is an accident and the other is intentional violence, that's the difference
I also don't care to see or hear about people harming, torturing, raping, or murdering others, it's repulsive
accidents can be interesting though and you can learn things from them

>>203004329
yes indeed

>>203004238
never understood why people say drinking and driving is dangerous. always felt perfectly safe to me

another one of those things where 80 iq people ruin it for everyone I think

just took melatonin. will probably fall asleep in 30 minutes

>>203004369
if i have 1 or 2 beers before i drive then i'm unironically better off because it takes away my nervousness, wouldn't drive while absolutely sloshed though

might get a phd in microbiology, it's an unfulfilled lifelong dream

>>203004136
>>203004086
>>203004141
spaedo is a tragically unfunny individual

>>203004469
did you know there's a van in gta called the "speedo"
also, there's a vehicle manufacturer that makes jetskis called "speedophile"
good old rockstar humour innit

>>203004465
Getting a phd in anything is one of the most retarded decisions you can make

I guess you'll end up with a career after if you aren't totally retarded but you could've been doing that anyways

And you'll be stuck in university. Is that a place you really enjoyed being

i look at Instagram of other countries and man i envy people in Europe and Australia

>>203004488
i would work for the cdc or whatever the australian equivalent is

>>203004465
Independent research is the new hot thing anyways

>>203004521
i hate college i wanna travel around Europe and Australia first. i want Australian tomboys

so glad waterbeds went out of fashion, i've tried sleeping on one before and it was so fucking uncomfortable, what were people in the 80s thinking?

read that as

so glad waterboads went out of fashion

>>203004607
nah they're not going out of fashion as long as the CIA exists

Boy, that wife of yours is pretty good! I guess that's why they call her your betteretereteretereter

did you slurp that xmr dip lads?

why does it seem everyone is in a better position then me. when i open instagram i saw my old coworker go to italy while only working 4 days a week and making only 16 an hour

>>203004672
Are you retarded? Credit cards.

>>203004672
they invested in xmr

>>203004684
i don't think anyone is dumb enough to put 3000 dollars on a credit card or over a 1000 dollars on credit

Reggie’s :P

>>203004672
people don't put the shittier parts of their life on instagram

pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty good wife

>>203004727
NOT allowed.

>>203004729
i doubt that i wish i could afford that it feels like eveyrone my age can afford to do shit like that while i am saving every penny of mine for a trip to london

>>203004772
they're probably either going into debt or getting money from their parents, either way it's probably not your fault

>>203004785
just feels like i am the only one left out i feel kind of ashamed for being this broke

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>>203004817
going travelling is a waste of time and money anyway

>>203004772
>>203004817
everyone lives off credit and financing here and peacocks their lifestyle from it
its a fake society

>>203004817
>>203004785
i also doubt most are going into that much debt for trips because there is no way most of them are gonna afford the interest rate for anything over a 1000 dollars

what flavour vape should i get for tonight? im thinking blackberry cherry pomegranite

>>203004828
>>203004830
i wanna experience the world so i am going save up for most of my trips and not go into debt for any of them

>>203004718
Are you doubly retarded? Of course they are.

>>203004843
seems you've already decided

Chagossia? I hardly knew 'er!

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>>203004727

>>203004858
you know that shit is confusing to me because bro why

>>203004881
well that or banana is my choice but if anybody else has any ideas feel free to share
probably too early to get the cool christmas flavours like black forest

I am very, very wealthy

>>203004843
clueberry might give you something to ponder about

I'm eating bread and drinking liquid bread
such is life in breadford

>>203004922
huh?

>>203004899
mad even bradders was a young man once

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>>203004976
..yh

>>203004983
watched this about 10 times already and still no erection

might go another 10 just to make sure

>>203004166
I feel like society where I lived has become sick it's like a cancer

is it feasible to pirate microsoft office? or microsoft 365 as they're calling it now

>>203005095
of course

>>203005095
just download libre office

>>203004166
>>203005069
I studied history and it feels like most societies in today's world are gonna be killed by their decadence like Rome

off t'maccies

>>203005069
dont even know how you explain it
well you can but its a long story

Of the Board of Governors running the BBC, 13 of the 14 members are former Tory members / doners.
Laura Kuenssberg's family formerly governed Nigeria when it was a British colony, are married into the aristocracy, have high position in Shell corporation, and are key supporters of the Conservative Party.
It's BBC police to say Israelis are "murdered" while Palestinian "die".
Yet Rorke and all the Reform UK Gammons still claim it's woke and run by the Left.

do you have to learn to drive manual to get a licence in the uk or can you just get an auto-only licence?

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corr

someones got it in for me

theyre plantin stories in the press

whoever it is, ya better cut it out quick

when they will

i can only guess..

they said said i shot a man named austin and took his wife to italy

she inherited a billion bucks
and when she died
it came to me

i cant help it
if im not
lucky

>>203005324
>>>/britpol

https://youtu.be/PTdxPliBdZsR3a9yj_0tztxyZe0&t=203

>>203005326
yeah you can get auto only

i was watching a stream of australian ESPN, and one of the commercials said

"it's finally here. america's favorite truck. introducing the ford F-150."

and then there was an ad for the channel itself, telling people to watch american women's college basketball

???

>>203005354
>>>/poo/

>>203005326
you can get auto only but you will be relentlessly mocked and shamed for it for the rest of your life

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Where is he
>>203005345

Adolf Harris

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Type a word you never heard or seen before that doesnt exist anywhere


Imalroech

Jeshels

>>203005406
my mum didn't want me learning in manual so i have an auto-only licence but i intend to learn manual soon since the job i want requires it

>>203005451
quombling

Gernings

>people born in the 80s watched friends
>people born in the 90s didn't watch friends
>people born in the 00s watched friends
why is this? (also i know there are exceptions)

Tarbinaster

Ethroped

here's a word i've never heard before: "heterosexual englishman"

timmy thinking bout cosmo and wanda getting him in another classic adventure

long weekend so when i leave the toil dome im gonna be saying c u next tuesday LOL!

hardled

>>203005491
>also i know there are exceptions
gaslighting faggot

Wild how my grandpa used to listened to Alex Jones so I would hear him talk about Obama kidnapping kids to make immortalty serum and bush was snorting cocaine while kidnapping kids

Why is the UK giving up its Indian Ocean islands to fucking Mauritius.

begulant

>>203005518
that's not what gaslighting means

Larfy

Blitches

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Joker bros...

>>203005523
Direct orders from the Rothschild family.

>>203005528
yeah you're preemptively trying to confuse people born in the 90s (most people here) that they're outliers for watching fucking friends of all things

>>203005549
that's not what anon is doing, and that also wouldn't be gaslighting

Gripple

>>203005549
meds

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Going to watch the last 30 minutes of the final grand tour episode.

accidentally burned my scrotum with semen again

Good morning you mentally ill freaks

spunce

why doesn't gta 4 have a parody version of staten island
seems like a HUGE oversight

>>203005547
At least that would make sense. Because otherwise it just looks retarded. Giving away prime strategic land with a key allied base on it to a non-entity Chinese ally for no reason.

>>203005625
alri spunce

>>203005639
don't what any of that is

gaslighting is like how when me and my boyfriend started out with a set of flatware which was 4 forks 4 spoons and 4 butterknives and gradually over time he took them and disposed of them until all we had left was 2 forks 1 spoon and no knives but I knew by that point that he was manipulative and abusive and something was wrong so I never said anything about it and he kept bringing it up and pointing it out to me because he wanted to engage me on it in a way that he hoped would make me feel and seem insane eventually I just flat out told him that I knew he purposely threw them away and why he did it and of course he acted like I was crazy and paranoid and pretended to be so shocked that I would think something like that
gaslighting is fucking retarded

>>203005645
we are paying them to take it as well

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>>203005645
Probably making up for trying to piss China off for no reason.

>>203005653
then stfu!

>>203005662
damnnnn he went off

every single person born in the 90s watched friends

hugh laurie developed an actual limp from years of pretending to have a limp when he was playing dr house

This is my new job it will probably suck
>17 an hour
>PAID EVERY 2 WEEKS

>>203005645
they're not giving away the island with the base on it

>>203005733
we are leasing it for 99 years

>>203005691
Nope

>>203005754
yes I'm aware there are some unbelievably rare outliers

>>203005770
I didn't watch it either and all the 90s set shows/ movies feel discordant to me because they always show that shit and never stuff I watched like pokemon or other cartoons.

home country going to pure shit before my eyes

>>203005732
lol that's minimum wage in australia (currency converted)
get a better job

i was born in 1990 and i don't know a single person my age who watched friends, that's normie goyslop

Morning team. Up bright and early for toil. Got two weeks off after today's shift so get in. Very tired and only got a few hours of kip last night.

what can i make with some eggs, two potatoes and some parmesan

>>203005881
you can make eggparmtato

>>203005881
bogan frittata

so who is this fat guy and why is he here

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Emma Watson poo scran.

AAAAAAAAGH I fucking found it! This song has been one of my most sought-after lost media pieces and I finally found it after all this time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUTEd3OmIK0

>>203005940
*Volume warning BTW*

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Two battered sausages with chips and curry sauce at Shamrock Rovers

€9 (£7.50)

>>203006018
That looks vile

>>203006018
it lovely

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>>203006018

Right. Almost time to get dressed.

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nigger

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Ever had your penus in a vaginer? It's absolutely worth the hype, WAY better than masturbation. I long for the day that I can again stick my willard back into a tight, wet pussy. And when the bird wraps her legs around you and sort of "locks" you into position with her? Fuuuuuuuuug

Don't get even kind of disliking Indians

>>203006195
Might do that tonight actually

watching donnie darko and the word chud is used
I thought it's a modern coinage

heavens I'm so full I don't think I can get my final wank of the day out

>>203006018
looks delicious, well worth the reasonable price

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>>203006205
Good lad don't forget to suck the toes

>>203006195
overrated asf

ah blu blu

feeling uncharacteristically grumpy and short today

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When you see two japs fucking in a cave.

>>203006280
can't say I find myself agreeing with you lad

>>203006270
She hates it unfortunately

Time to mow lawnberg

>>203006407
many such cases

All too late the incel realises the true value of platonic relationships

>>203006462
you're a slave to lawnberg then you die

Mmmm toe sucking, based and tarantinopilled

Doing a beer poo

>>203006481
IT'S A BITTER SWEET

Going daydrinking later going to have some sessionable ales (hopefully not too many or ill piss the bed!)

>>203006527
fantastic post, enjoy your sessionable ales

I broke my knee dude!

poo

your opinions on emma watson?

>>203006589
Couldn't care less

Went daydrinking yesterday and pissed in your bed.

I broke my knee man!

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>>203006589
Would put my scrotum in a hornet's nest just to smell her farts.

>>203006353
its tiring for an orgasm thats not nearly as good as one you can have on your own, the "connection" aspect of it is also overblown, looking deep into their eyes while pounding them just makes them look cross eyed and i find myself just bursting out laughing at how ridiculous they look and have to lie and say "im just so happy" when they ask why i sniggled at them. sex is just awful, think ive had enough of it to last me a lifetime. i cringe looking back at all the pics and vids ive taken of it too

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>>203006666

So tired of 4chan, lads.

>>203006720
Finally going to learn to read, pablo?

Finished the last grand tour episode. Ofcourse i cried a little at the end, bit more justified than some of my other cries this year.

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Dr. Eli David is right, Israel vs Hezbollah, vs Iran, vs Hamas, all lopsided affairs in Israel's favor.

>>203006779
Fucked up the screenshot but nevertheless.

>>203006779
He's a big guy.

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Was wanking to Chinese porn again and they painted the logo of what I assume is the porn company onto the models bodies.
Weird way of making sure nobody steals your videos but undeniably effective.

>>203006817
Wu Tang

>>203006808
for poo

Lots of gays at uni

>>203006829
No they did not paint the wu tang logo on them. That would be silly to have the wu tang logo painted on you while you have sex.
Everybody knows wu tang clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.

do you reckon if palestine gets freed all the blacks an pakis and indians will go back there

I need some time away from /brit/ and the internet to really mourn the ending of the grand tour.

It wasnt always perfect but they did a damn good job of finishing it up.

Need something. Not like a drug or anything, but not food either, do you know what I mean? Am I thirsty? Well, I might be. All things considered.

>>203006865
You need to meditate.

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>>203006720
You live in Brazil. go to the beach or the jungle

I've never been to a jungle but I bet they are kino

Pretty mad how consumerism and all that is a thing thats just like normal or whatever idk its food for thought

did DrUgS tonight oooOOOoo

>>203006904
Brazil is big like your country. Do the rockies stretch round everyones back garden? Not really

>>203006891
Been meaning to give it a go for years now. Do you meditate?

Blogposting is the cornerstone of /brit/ love hearing about what you fellas get up to at the pub and with your mates everyday.

>>203006891
Yeah, been thinking I should give it a go since probably about 2016 but keep putting it off. Do you meditate?

>>203006943
Dunno i dont really. watch John Butler https://youtu.be/NJCUckX9s8M?t=86

>>203006195
>And when the bird wraps her legs around you and sort of "locks" you into position with her?

I want to experience that now

my new song that i wrote lads:

in that benz, UP IN THAT COUPE,
in that benz, UP IN THAT COUPE,
in that benz, UP IN THAT COUPE,
in that benz, I'M FINNA SHOOT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJXHU6QGrBM

>>203007044
coupé doesn't rhyme with shoot?

>>203007068
ye it do u gay bitch

>>203006910
imagine if they made quality products that lasted a lifetime and could be repaired. We would save money, resources, prevent waste and free up millions of workers to do something far more productive than making products with baked in obsolesce.

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How did they fit her into such a small container?

>>203007091
line must go up

>>203007089
no, it doesn't. the e is pronounced "eh".

>>203007107
u know what rhyme with eh? gay
so maybe i shud make the song bout u

I'm despairing atm because there are things that are tempting me to become a weeb

In general i find anime and asian things to be quite comfy and idk why exactly. Just random things. Nothing i was ever really into.

Been pissing in the gardening can and using it to fertilise plants

Need to lock these yank posters in a box

>>203007154
Did someone say Japan :O

Smoking rn

>>203007099
Bro thinks a 40-gallon drum is a small container...

>>203007198
What is that in liters?

>>203007020
this

>>203007180
Dont know if im thinking of japan or china or what. Just feel a calling. Like its time to become a weeb.

Intimmydated

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>>203007224
Finland

>>203007249
Mad how thats over 50 years ago
actually not really but whatever

>>203007210
Actually in Japan it's a 200 litre drum

what will this thread be like if blumpf loses

>>203007224
"Weeb" specifically refers to Japan dummy

>>203007260
Brits be like
>Absolutely flipping mental that applying heat to bread turns it into toast

toil looms in 95 minutes could get a quick wank in methinks

>>203007274
Mmm yes we might see a drop from the usual high standards of this thread

>>203007274
Odds of a female poc being elected after dems have been in. Seems like an easy way to make money betting on trump

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Morning

>>203007314
Bet your savings on Trump then

>>203006861
>indians
please, the palistinians have suffered enough

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>>203007317

Hey gals!

I’m Chloe, 23 from Cardiff and have just accepted a job in London starting 1st November I’m looking for a spare room or likeminded girls to buddy up with to find a place together

A bit about me:
I graduated last year from Uni of Birmingham with a degree in Business Management with a Year in Industry
I’m starting a territory manager role in the pharmaceutical / med tech industry
I’ve just come back from 6 months of travelling around Australia and South East Asia and LOVE to travel!! (Will try to squeeze in as many city breaks as possible)
I loooooove music so I’m always up for a concert or festival!!
I have danced most of my life so would love to try open dance classes, Zumba, yoga, Pilates etc. I love to keep fit by going on runs / the gym
I’m a huge foodie and love going for brunch and dinner, having a takeaway in or attempting to make TikTok recipes!
I love a glass of wine, a catchup at the pub and of course the occasional boogie!!

I’d love to live with people that I can go explore London with on the weekends and I’m excited for wholesome movie nights and dinner parties together!! I’m super organised, clean and respectful of peoples space and time

In terms of location, I’m quite flexible. I’m interested in areas such as Finsbury Park, Primrose Hill, Shepherds Bush, Maida Vale, Notting Hill, St Johns Wood, Fulham, Vauxhall, Balham, Clapham, Battersea and Tooting - but I’m also open to any other cool suggestions in surrounding areas such as East London.

I’m looking for a sublet between the months of mid October - end of Jan 2025

My ideal budget would be up to £1100 a month incl bills

Please drop me a message if you think we’d be a good fit! Or send me a DM on insta @chlolloyd8xx as I know sometimes fb messages can get lost in the requests!!

>>203007271
So it's a bath tub well maybe she could fit and the concrete too like you can fit both water and a girl in a bath tub so it works for concrete too I think

preeeaaase PREASE I have RESTRESS REG

new toothbrush for me today

>>203007260
Reckon it's time Finland made another anime already
Bloody hell

>>203007370
>Finsbury Park, Primrose Hill, Shepherds Bush, Maida Vale, Notting Hill, St Johns Wood, Fulham, Vauxhall, Balham, Clapham, Battersea and Tooting
>My ideal budget would be up to £1100 a month incl bills
megalol

goodnight
8 hour toil tomorrow

>>203007276
Dont care
to me it doesnt

Anything better than genshin impact? I need one of these gacha mmo things to sink my teeth into

Remember playing this one called Mabinogi i found on /vm/ but never really got into it.
I like genshin but im not convinced its the best or as good as it used to be.

You will answer to your crimes, you cannot escape justice >>203006246

>>203007597
not posting in your thread mate

eating bourbons like a fucking savage

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>>203007609
Confess.. in this thread then.

shoving a tankard of grog up me arse

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Bit bloody foggy out

>>203007893
blud lives in silent hill

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Plen

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>>203007884
>>203007903
>BROADley

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Getting very lgbtqiaphobic vibes from this

>>203007992
lovely money puzzle tree there

leftoids
rightoids
whites
monkes

literally everyone agrees that the new joker film is dogshit
and yet gfberg insists I take her out to see it

why reward mediocrity?
the mandem does NOT want to watch a musical

So tired of lads

Bring back the blokes

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>>203008072
>>203008040
Erm sorry mate it's schizo hours boring virgin hours start at 9

ladley walsh

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*sniggers*

if I may?

My knee hurts again
Thought it would have healed by now
Hope I haven't done myself some serious damage

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Good

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>>203008171
this you?

>>203008235
No
I like her hair though

People who arrive late to the train station shouldn't be allowed to get on the train that they would have missed if it wasn't also running late

>>203004166
would sexo both

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be on the lookout lads

my little fingers are so cute
mental that something so sweet and baby is on each of my hands
love them

almost caused a car accident just before
guy must have genuinely feared for his life because he didn't even blast the horn or yell at me out the window, just kept driving casually

feel shit about it too because it was 100% my fault

>>203008302
Are you a pianist?

>>203008303
Don't britpost while driving

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>5ft 3in tall

>>203008321
no just think they're cute and pretty

>>203008333
I wasn't, the sun got in my eyes so I pulled down the shade and accidentally drifted in to the wrong lane while doing so

Foggier than my nan's brain

Trannist

Punctured bicycle,
on a hillside by a jumbo jet.
Will nature make me parklife yet?

I run some of my messages past chat GPT first to get an objective take on how it could be perceived. Very useful tool really

>>203008543
what did it say about this one

Once almost merged into someone
>Large empty highway
>Want to change lanes
>Decide to practice good habits and use all my mirrors instead of the ol' looking over your shoulder
>Because I'm an idiot I don't realise you're meant to do BOTH
>Clear on all mirrors
>As I'm slowly merging I get a loud honk and look over to see a driver giving me a "what the fuck" face
>Only car within 100m of me and he was in the fucking blind spot
Was quite embarrassed

>>203008585
That's a smart approach! Using ChatGPT as a sounding board can help you refine your messages and get a sense of how they might come across to others. It’s a great way to get a neutral perspective before communicating, especially in situations where clarity or tone is important. Glad you find it helpful!

>>203008543
Need a roboid servant equipped with it reminding me of things and telling me stuff and doing all the housework.

mornin cunts. happy friyay x

>>203008321
Once asked someone whether they knew "French pianist, Debussy" and he clearly misheard me

>>203008622
Absolutely! It’s a great way to bounce ideas around and ensure that the message hits the right notes. Getting feedback before diving into a conversation can really boost confidence and clarity. If you have any specific messages or scenarios you want to work through, feel free to share!

>>203006630
different strokes for different blokes I suppose lad, although I can't tell if this post comes across more autistic or sociopathic

>>203008643
It sounds like you're really maximizing the benefits of using ChatGPT for thoughtful communication! If you ever want to refine a message, get feedback on wording, or consider different ways to approach a conversation, I’m ready to help you work through it. Just let me know if there's a message or situation you'd like to run by me!

>>203008613
you could have condensed that entire post into 'i didnt check my blind spot once and nearly hit someone'.

they are active

>>203006630
>its tiring for an orgasm
how unfit are you mate

>>203006280
Well see that's hard to say lad, not all vaginas are the same
Some girls I take an hour, other girls I'm done in a minute

i use chatgpt for thematic analysis at work

i also used it to write a script for a bigwig at an event i organised.

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>>203008665
The palenem
The mighty whitey
The biggest dickus

>>203008665
Could you provide a bit more context? What are they active in?

>>203008663
Yeah and you could condense LoTR into "Ring found, quest begun, evil defeated." but then there would be no fucking story

Jolly good morning

love the whiffs of poo when shagging the bfs hairy arsehole

>>203008691
You write scripts for wigs?

>>203008679
If you're not getting tired during sex then you're not having enough fun

>>203008707
yeh but that story is interesting so deserved elaboration, whilst your dull incel anecdote was not

Approached a roundabout once in the middle of the night. Looked clear until I got there then noticed a big ambulance on the exit to my right.
Stopped half way onto the roundabout and just sat there looking at him since he had right of way. Should have just gone and cut him off in hindsight because he gave me the what the fuck face as he awkwardly went while I put my hand up and did the “yeah I’m a fucking idiot my bad mate” face

>>203004166
blind if you dont think charli is fitter

>>203008733
I appreciate you sharing a story of an unusual moment for you

>>203008733
maybe you shouldn't drive mate

worked a 17hr, 18hr, 19hr shift tuesday/wednesday/thursday this week lads

very tired to be honest with you
on the upside I won $12 on a scratchy

>>203008783
alri cambridge mcdonalds employee

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Come see the violence inherent in the system.

>>203008728
yeah but it sounds like you're not enjoying it anyway