Aramis edition
poo SMELLS hahaha loooooooooooooooool :D
having a room temperature beer
fucked it up and grew ceramic
>>203001834
Still waiting for the bagpipe procession
>>203001850vile>>203001854howling
>enters thread with a bagpipe processionya alri lads?
I wanna visit Ireland because I think the Irish accent is cute with girls
installing overwatch 2
farting out my bumhole
what the sigma haha GYAT
really would have liked to have been a doctor but i'm too squeamish to cut people open and too immature to have serious conversations about the digestive system
>>203001834omfdz
Clarting out mi bumbaclart
>>203001896don't want to be anything but alone
>>203001896I was a butcher and trust me the smell of blood is awful and strong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmxwM9qVwb8
does the suffering end
anyone know where I can read anecdotes about schizo/conspiratard family members
>>203001916yeah, when you die (I hope)
Bought another bottle of penhaligons really like the perfume they sell
Friday (beer day) is upon us lads
>>203001916hopefully it doesnt!
>>203001927looks like an itchy sweater
Still absolutely fuming at the plot of the third Paddington movie lads. The whole premise is about a bear living in London why on earth is he travelling back to Peru?
>>203001946Corrr love Blenheim Bouquet me. Shame it lasts like 12 seconds on my skin
>>203001912grim, i considered working in a butcher shop once, glad i didn't
>>203001961I spent around 5 hours cutting steaks and at the end of the day I smelled like a slaughtered house
remember sleigh bells?
>>203001927cant believe hes got his own subculture of fakers and wannabes down there
>>203001956>RepatriationProducers certainly have their finger on the pulse, so to speak
went to the gymnasium n now I have a proper fat arse (good)
the lasses
>went to the gymnasium
And how exactly does one slaughter a house?
Should I visit the London zoo while there it looks cool plus
She's livehttps://www.twitch.tv/ellietheempress
>>203001973Yeah of course I do
>>203001990He’s gotten himself a fat arse, you know
>>203001989mai cant see
>>203001976who is he?
I think I realized I am what I hateI can't imagine going to a pub in a poor areaI need interesting people to talk to.I have been to pubs in nice rich farming areas and enjoyed the chatter but I am in central London so I often talk to people who work in Google deep mind or in banking/law Sometimes they are moist, but more often than not I find out about different sectors of industry Just last week had a really good convo with a Norwegian who managed energiesGot talking about north sea oil and he told me that he believes that the UK is either being forced to not extract oil and gas by America or that it really is unprofitable, which is the running line by BP >>203001948Do you stick to one pub Or are you a roamer
>>203001948alri LGxx
DOWNA DOWNHEY DOWNHEY DOWNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dweSp6G5sQ
gonna devour this yank
Christmas is for children
>>203002055new years is for adults
might take up competitive tenpin bowling
arbor day is for tweens
>>203002031the lads and I love our local but we do go around to lots of different pubs, yeah
>>203001956doesnt want to live in london, id imagine
blowing up parliament is for real men
wish I ran away from home when I was15
>>203002030turt cosplayer
>>203001956think they've gotten everything they can out of his day-to-day life in London but yeah I also hope the movie isn't a borefest
>>203002080I ran away from home to Boston but I turned myself in because I spent all my money on with a guy met on discord
Would you MATE with a black woman?
>>203001525>>203001450was off on his >>>/sp/aki persona wasnt hewent on a right mad one when the euros were on mental that was nearly 4 months ago
Pretended to be a Norwegian energy director to some random bloke down the pub the other night just for a laugh. Can’t believe the buffoon fell for it.
>>203002080reckon you would have been bummed to death in a las vegas sewer tunnel
lads should i have another beer
>>203002012>720p (source)
how do brits justify going to pubs regularly when pints are 7 pounds
>>203002124have another lads instead
*lets out a long, piercing autistic screech that echoes into the night air*
ever read the power of now by eckart tolle lads? normie mate keeps recommending it to me and he seems like the happiest bloke i knowone time i was over at his place and he was in the toilet for like half an hour until i got worried and knocked to ask if he was alright, turned out he was just sat there meditating and enjoying life
I KNOW IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE SAW EACH OTHER LAST
i put on my robe and wizard hat
Another day of work completed. Almost the weekend
wish I could have sex with any woman I chose off the street just by having a conversation
Almost out of whiskey lads
>>203002103during the first england match he was on here arguing about religion with diego he's not a real footy fan just some weird paki incel who larps as a deano
>>203002152snake oil cultish garbage
my dad was 60 when i was born, i'm 30 now and he's still alive
How do l get to know myself?
my dad was 60 when he was born, now he's 30 and i'm dead
>>203002152I read the first few dozen pages of it then got bored and gave it to gfbergsome pretty useful insights. really like how he describes the little gap that's between two thoughts in your mind, and how you should focus on living in that gap and making it your entire existence. made so much sense.
>>203002196>my dad was 60 when i was bornjesus christ I hope to have children before turning 30
if I die in my sleep tonight you lads can have my neimoidian figure collection
>>203002186>he's not a real footy fanexcept he posts about it all the timemaybe i know what you mean but its clear he cares about it other than shitposting
>>203002080What part of ny are you going to ladI spent 2 years in Manhatten and got to know the local fauna pretty well
Told toil im leaving early tomorrow to go see family but in reality im going to the gun shop
>>203002226>I hope to have children before turning 30very unlikely unless you're a religious nut
>>203002209pop a finger up your bum, your reaction will tell you everything you need to know
>>203002096Did you kiss?
>>203002209jus b urslef
>>203002226>>203000000>>203002231probably two bridges there's somewhat cheap rent in that area and its still manhattan. just going to stay in airbnbs until I can move into a room. I'll stay in NYC until the end of the year, hopefully life will start working out for me by then, have a career going and whatnot
>>203002152The Power of Now only works if you actually like where you are in life. If you're fat, unhealthy, addicted to negative things, poor, etc... How well is that book going to work for you? It's not. You need to work to get to where you want to be. Then once you're there you can enjoy the feeling
>>203002209no clue. sometimes i just stare at the banana trees outside my window and wonder if i was born the wrong monke
Why do babies like jingly keys?Utterly boring concept, me? I liked aeroplanes My first word me big fan Still ended up like a retard tho>>203002196Any health issues?Other than posting in brit
it's football season once againthat glorious time of year. time for a bit of football fun
>>203002242get me something nice, one that will blow my head clean off
>>203002259kek. the racism get I'm surprised mods didn't delete it immediately
>>203001823I don't know why but I find it creepy when middle age men go after girls who are 18 or 19 it just seems weird
football is gay af
This is the girlYou get her to go out with Me.
>>203002231any neighborhoods you recommend? I think I'd like to be on manhattan rather than brooklyn, but I've never been to nyc before.
>>203001957You have to mix it with other perfumes
my first word was "brian" which is my name
over a year ago we were enemies in another game and i seethed whenever i saw his namenow we are cooperating and growing together.he returned my city and is withdrawing his units.i was right about him lying about not having pressures from elsewhere to contend with#still not enough for it to be worthwhile fightng him though
>>203002276healthy as a horse mate, thanks for asking
>>203002267bake that cunt whole en papillotte and serve him with poached pears
>>203002314you aren't gonna fool any of us matthew
it's wanking season
>>203002328Not sure you wanna use horse as a measurement of health because they tend to get sick from eating their own shit or die of constipation
god I look so miserable and depressed
>>203002077can't post that mate
>>203002350it's an expression
>>203002302Not reallyMy work payed for the air bnb I stayed at for the first year then the second it was a heavily discounted apartment between hells and midtown I didn't like the 2nd placeNew York still feels like an odd place to move to to work if you aren't blackPublic transport isn't usable and walking was a nightmare
the city he gave me back was the first city i took from a neighbour and it was a very good one. maybe it was a warning from the sky gods that i should not fly too close to the sun
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024%E2%80%9325_UEFA_Champions_League_league_phaseleague league
Going to do blowjobs at parliament like a real man
>>203002363not a real man me, more of ziggurat
>>203002077Papist.
>>203002363I worked with horses they are kind of retarded. This guy right here got sick from trying to eat the flowers out of his own turds
>>203002400Wrong post you mong
>>203002124had another one lads
>>203002400Are they friendly or whats up with themCan you go and pet them and annoy them as though they were a cat without getting your head kicked in
Using horses for transport was so fucking dumbImagine riding a giant hebivour that can kick you to death on a whimIs prone to biting things Is prone to freaking out and killing people on top of them We should have made dogs bigger and rode them Or hipposOr camels Or elephants >>203002400Did he try to blow up parliament?
Bro I am still cringing I was this desperate for her
The Power of NowBreathe in the car fumes and stumble over grimy sidewalks on your way to wage in the cage
>>203002446Horses are just giant toddlers and they don't know their size so they will head but and try and to play bite
>>203002464She said she wants a bf and you offered. what's so cringe about it
toe jam for breakfast knob cheese for dinner
>>203002463yeah well they didn't have cars then did they you thick twat
met a Norwegian energy director down the pub the other night. mental how they speak better English than us
>>203002376>6 german teamscancer inb4 190 appears on his german vpn
>>203002483Sound like fun wouldnt mind playing with some horsesBit of horseplay if you willWonder if they realise how much cleverer we are than them
>>203002464Nothing cringe You are a sensitive young man and you showed your sensitive side
dunno about you lads, but I'm ready to die for Israel
>>203002539They see you as a weird looking horse so they tend to be nice they love to eat hats and hair though
horse
>>203002519Read the post you spanner
>>203002555for me it's true love but you do you sunshine
For me, it's The Art of Mackin' by Tariq "K-Flex" Nasheed.
what's your lads football heritage then? me? glad you asked. Man U - Arsenal - Chelsea and I've been Man City fan ever since
>>203002568read my fucking arsehole you turd
>>203002483You look like nick mullen Tell me a joke about horses being gay and retarddd
>>203002544>>203002496I was basically spending the entire night begging her to give me a chance but she wouldn't because she has trust issues and that she thought I only wanted her body
>>203002483I like how you're wearing the exact same outfit as your last photo you posted here
>>203002599Grew up next to arsenal stadium so I was forced to be a gooner
Eating food, drinking water, breathing air
>>203002643all of these things should be made illegal
Spaki gone to bed then?
>>203002629Sounds like you didn't fuck upJust repair any damages and work on being close with her Unless you said some sexpesty things
>>203002637I wore the coat because it it was good for working around animals
>>203002599Man I hate to say this ITT given that this is /brit/ after all, but literally do not understand the appeal of football. It's like basketball but stupid because you have to use your feet.
>>203002663nah he's posting on /pol/
>>203002641I grew up next to white hart lane so I was forced to fight for Israel
>>203002664It's kind of over because I grabbed her ass when she made out with me. She grabbed my mine so I thought it would be good.
beliefs are a product of the mindactions are a product of the bodyyou are a product of god
if we want peace in the middle east why don't we just airdrop enough weed and pizza for everyone over there
>>203002693InnitWhich is why I love Jesus Christ.
>>203002680HahahaThat area is grim Jews and mudslimes mixed in Think I would kill myselfThen again Highbury is now filled with nigs
ASMR Suicide Encouragement (lofi, soft spoken)
Fosters home for imaginary beers
mad how god totally exists and yet he let humans rape and murder each other and watch their children die of disease for 200,000 years without doing anythingand then when he finally did something it was telling some illiterate backwards peasants in the most barbaric parts of the middle east (not china or india where people could read and think for themselves) to do human sacrifices, genocide, and plagues
steaming
love love LOVE putting my cereal in the fridge letting it get soggy and eating it
What are your thougbts on the new Torry leader?I think he will destroy the echr just to remove any freedoms of speech in this shithole >>203002692>Kiss girl>Not his gfYeah don't care now you are both children
>>203002271>The Power of Now only works if you actually like where you are in lifein the intro, he talks about how he was homeless when he was figuring this shit out
>>203002755What type of cerealWhat's the cereal to milk ratio
>>203002755you nutteryoure a honey nutcase you are
>>203002762would love to drag that runt under water and drown it to death before eating ithim and that stupid fucking baby hippo
Might have 4 more beers. Might not.
>>203002765We were drunk and she started kissing me so I tried to make my move and she said no. This is worse than the time I grabbed a girls boobs while kissing them
>>203002782frosties
>>203002762mental how nature just came up with dogs with flippers
>alarm set for 12 seconds from now
>>203002792
might play a bit of mass effect 2 (or ass erect poo as i've been known to call it)
>>203002271Happiest person I met was a homeless man in Chicago he preaches God and talks about Jesus was happy with nothing
might have 4 more wanksfound some OFs of girls at my uni so been having lots of twenty one year old arse sex wanks
>>203002792get on it lad
>>203002838wahey
>>203002841nice
leftypol putting milk in before the cereal
Right.Getting on the piss.
>>203002790calmest circumcision victim
the new 'ubgameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwxONG1HBRk
ever been in the hospital and had one of those heart monitor things that go on the end of your finger? i kept taking mine off because i found it really uncomfortable
imma be honest those horses don't look very healthy and the one was probably eating flowers out of its poo due to malnourishment
>>203002841good game that
>>203002844>found some OFs of girls at my uniHow'd you do that? did you find them on Instagram and they had links to their OF?
paupers funeral please mate, just chuck the ashes in the bin
the dreaded bumgoon
*speaks french*SCREAMING
>>203002899They are old rescues
mad how I used to get bullied for being uncut circumcised mutt freaks
>>203002366what type of work do you do anon? if you don't mind me asking
Had my first day at my runt job. Half day just did training and paperwork stuff. At the end they just wrapped up the training and said I was done for the day.At no point did they mention when my first actual shift was and I forgot to ask. Do I just wait for them to get in touch with me and tell me? Have I ballsed it up already?
>>203002917ok then I take it back
Someone told me it's a bad idea to try and date my neighbor she is 40 and but I can't help but be attracted to any attractive woman older than 30
>>203002935you're getting paid for your first day right?
>>203002946
>>203002923Consulting, financial legal shit Sort of a bureaucracy expert for buissness
ah yes he's back spamming trannards
kill seals. drown seals. knock seals off their "safe" icebergs. crush seal babies in your jaws.
>>203002956>it's a bad idea to try and date my neighborWhy. what's the worse that could happen...the relationship ends and it's a bit awkward if you see them outside? If a 40 yo woman was down to sleep with me I'd take the opportunity in a heartbeat
>>203002997and tharts BASED
bro google pen island
>>203002976Uhhh. I assume so?
Just been goblin'd lads
>>203003029what's the point
>>203002877was in the hospital for a week after a car/bike accident, broke my arm and fucked my legs up a bit the most uncomfortable thing for me was the hole they put into my arm to put the fluids in. that thing sticking out never became more comfortable the hospital I stayed in was really fucking beautiful. almost like a luxury hotel. the food was delicious too that's something the USA has that I doubt any other country ever will. despite insurance being an absolute mess, healthcare in this country is truly one of a kind
wish i lived somewhere where it snows in winterthe white man was not meant to live in a place that only has about 1.5 seasons and the sun is savagely cancerous
>what's the point
puked in my car while driving today lads
Beard coming along nicely
what do you get from spamming this shite all daythere's something severely wrong with you
I looked up what Frosties were because here we call them Frosted Flakes
>>203003075shouldn't drive drunk lad
why are accelerationists so boring
>>203003061Ironic because here people retire and go to Florida. Because they want the sun and nice weatherCalifornia too, but it's so expensive
Well look at the time it's BEANS on TOAST o'clock YESSSSSSS
might do a poo actually
>>203003061What about high altitude tasmania
finished Ludwig, good showhope it gets renewed
>>203003061Honestly curious if Australia has a higher mental illness rate (amongst whites) due to having such fucked weather
>>203003138People here retire to Cornwall
>>203003175How is the UK weather not fucked though. it's just cold grey and rainy for half the year
>>203003191*applauds*
>>203003191Damn that looks really nice
>>203003061live in the desert southwest and say this to myself everyday
back in my day Mykonos was a song
>>203003138The only reason they do that is to avoid shoveling snow which sucks if you're old
>>203003172Does he act like Mark Corrigan?Really didn’t like the show “Back” as it was basically Peep Show with none of the charm and a subplot of cuckoldry
I miss her bro's hopefully I find a sweet heart in london
A toast to the night owls of /brit/
>>203003270That wasn't a great reply, anon. You've got to show her that you don't give a fuck. The ideal thing to have done in this situation is to either not reply at all or clown on her ex in some way.>I miss herThat's fine, you just can't let her know that.
Doing a poo
>>203003256more like david mitchell playing adrian monk
>>203003175our weather is good, it just gives people cancer
abhorrent yank posters this season of /brit/
>>203003331She blocked me but I was pissed I miss her
>>203003225wouldn't mind living in the middle of an arizona desert and being an alien conspiracy theorist and having all sorts of schizo radio equipment around my trailer
>>203003366Better than the British posters of late you've got to say
the only way to have a good strong loving relationship is to play mind games and emotional gamesit ends really well for everybodynever goes wrong for anyone
>>203003369pissed drunk or pissed angry?
Bloody helicopter buzzing ahead
>>203003391true, writers are really throwing their weight behind the aussie/leaf duo these days
Maybe
>>203003417Angry my brother talked me out of going to her current boyfriends place and beating his ass
Bloody cold outIrish weather
bloody banchod
>>203003471so you're not actually angry that you miss her you're angry about the idea that she doesn't miss you and you feel jealousjealousy is a survival instinct in small children(not saying you're wrong or childish to feel jealous, it's just interesting)
jealousy is an angry response to a threatthe feeling that a resource has or will be taken away from you and you will perish without it
>>203003527I treated her right but she liked the guy who had e sex with a girl he met from only fans
book then bed
>>203003587the holy bible I presume
>>203003558well then she treated you badly and you shouldn't want to be with someone who would be willing to treat you badly, right? and it sounds like your don't share common valuesit's painful to have a strong attachment broken, but maybe in this instance it will be what's best for you
6 hour work days are the real game changer.
>>203003598I still love her I am not sure I will experience love again
dogshit website unusable phone posting
need a wee wee
twitch.tv/bunnyayulive <3
love those dreams where you keep pissing in baffling places and you wake up needing a pisshad one where i had filled a big cardboard box with piss and it was leaking out the corners
most bongs would turn their nose up at this but happily eat a pot noodles every dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFu7L-9P_xg
>>203003599i'm almost always done with all my toil within 3 hours but they insist on keeping me around for an additional 5 hours, it's bullshit
>>203003599inflation would happen
>>203003599i do 4 days, 9 hours each
the wall was not kind to olivia wilde
>>203003676as long as you wake up still needing one
>>203003682>work 70+ hours a week or we'll make stuff more expensivegenuinely kill yourself
nice bath there
>>203003596no im not a member of diegos /brit/ bible club
>>203003738bonjour goret bed pisser
>>203003743>deranged strawman>"genuinely kill yourself"thats what you'll do when you see the price of essential goods
Can’t sleep Depressed
>>203003777post beak
not sure whether i feel like playing gta 4, saints row 2, or mass effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftaXMKV3ffE
>>203003866fucking kill yourself
>>203003853Did you just wake up in 2008
>>203003884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaJxUKoy0a4
2008? More like, two thousand and great.
>>203003958you’re more two thousand and late
>>203003137who is interesting to you
>>203003766in bed now, bladder emptyno accidents for me tonight :)
Just redeemed LEGO Hobbit, Greedfall and Kerbal Space Program for free with Prime Gaming.
>>203003138I've never heard of someone moving to California to retire specifically a lot of old people may live in california, in places like La Jolla, but they probably have roots there going back decades
>>203003884Sorry I know you guys hate hip hop so I'll refrain from posting youtube urls
>>203003999Howdy there reddit
I don't like the word couch nor settee. Need a better word for this kind of seat
>>203004053soffer
>Boyfriend who was planning to propose watches in horror as bride-to-be is killed in horrifying seven-car crash
>>203004086
>>203003905no but older games are way better than the shit coming out these days
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_Hook_Elementary_School_shooting
>>203003619I know it feels like that when you're in the middle of a broken heart, but you will most likely find love againdon't contact her and focus on other things, she's not good for you even if you feel love and attachment for her
did the man post the bradley alongside the tragedy
>>203004166>>203004166>>203004166
