The Chase, Rape and Pillage edition
poo smells lmao
you can't blow concrete
morning lads
>>203011133Fuck off you evil fat bastard
>203011133>203011146*sigh*... im off lads cant be done with this not at this time of day
>>203011168You can fuck off too you transphobic bowl of muck
>>203011133pullar of /brit/
Just heard Princess Diana died lads
>>203011146>>203011180Ohh very manly, very assertive, I think we're having a breakthrough.
who pissed in the trannies cornflakes?
Well done Parasite. You’ve ruined another thread
Swear every single working class parent has a child who's a complete spastic >ye me youngest lad he's got autismliterally half the kids have got some sort of diagnosis. we're a nation of mongs
This thread is looking like a ghost thread; all the posters have eaten lead.
>>203011199
>>203011224>thick povvos create spastic childrenWho would have thought
>>203011146why don't you fuck off you spend all day spamming AI images
>>203011224Saw a very beautiful woman taking care of one today
>>203011206himselfits his brand new fetish
Pick on EW and you've got me to deal with
Trannies are THE defining topic of our age
>>203011250>why don't you fuck off>has majority of his life dedicated to 4chan and /brit/sunk cost fallacy innit.
>Horror as speeding bus carrying wedding guests plunges into a ravine killing at least seven in Pakistan
>>203011224my mates a dentist and he says every other child patient is autistic/"ADHD" and their parent will bribe them to not be a sperg by promising to buy them Robux or Fortnite money lol
>>203011276nah mate not funny thatfucking tragic actually.
Not finished a brew in ages me. Only drink them out of pure habit
>Pick on EW and you've got me to deal with
>>203011224its because they medicalize lower class behaviourimagine if they classified owning a megacorporation as a disease. they should, but they never would
>>203011224none of it is real, its all made up. a large section of the population have always been absolute spastic mongs and they were ignored. now we all have to pretend they're of equal worth to the rest of us, so we invented these nonsensical disorders
Temu? No more, Barbour jackets, Crockett & Jones shoes, Lock & Co hat, Harris Tweed, Turnbull & Asser shirts, Gieves & Hawkes suit, Fulton umbrella. You get what you pay for, no more sweatshop synthetic fabrics just classic durable british quality.
Reckon I'll be making trannies seethe with my melee remake. They all want one but I shan't be giving them what they desire. Fuck furries
>>203011275actually a shocking waste of a life
>>203011286corrr slap a bit of HP sauce on it and I'd nosh for hours
got frasier on
>>203011293
>>203011286Thought that was a raw chicken
>>203011308He’s right you know
>>203011308link me a good quality sturdy umbrella that can withstand these coastal galesplain black ideally
>>203011291
any long legs short torso man in
EW? It fits, ew look at that disgusting freak
>>203011350https://bluntumbrellas.co.uk/products/2020-blunt-metro?variant=31483152662598£75 but it's one that will last
>>203011358something like that
>>203011350>>203011376also there's a larger one for £85
haven't done fuck all at work for a while. It will catch up to me one day lol
bradleyposter is absolute demented. who does this at 10 in the morning? and its not even aimed at anything either. is it a bot?
>its already 10amthe days already over
>>203011300they do, it's called psychopathy
>>203011406its spainlard
Kek imagine being such a nancy boy poofter that you spend £75 on an umbrella
>the singular Bradleyposter
>>203011350https://unbreakableumbrella.com/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvnQULuiq4I
poofters scared of a bit of rain lmao
live in a south facing house so if i put anything on the shelves they will fade
>>203011420>>203011447>t. copetard poorfags
>>203011453your entire house faces south?
>>203011420What happens is you get conned into buying more and more stupid shit for well over what you normally would because of shit like durabilitiy and quality.Before you know it's shit like umbrellas because someone on tiktok told you that rain lowers your testosterone
>>203011465i've wiped my arse with more 50 quid notes than you've earned in your entire life kiddo
>>203011496shout us a pint lad
>>203011517A PINT
had the same cheapo umbrella for over 10 years
>>203011453even your virginity mate?
>>203011496Bet your arse smells like an ATM.
poorfags buying a £5 pound umbrella from the co op then chucking it in the bin when the wind snaps it in twain, repeat 10 times per yearwealthchads spending £75 on an umbrella and still having it 20 years later
>>203011526Done him
bradleyposting is avatarposting im afraid
>>203011523okay you got me, several pints
i dont need an umbrella because i own a fucking coat
So as I was saying, Bradley Walsh hosts a quiz show called The Chase, and he also played a character in the show Doctor Who, of which there is a 1965 episode called The Chase. The Chase (Doctor Who) featured the character Ian Chesterton who did not show up to Doctor Who again until Power of the Doctor, which coincidentally was the last episode that Bradley Walsh's character showed up in.Small world
>>203011538This but for Macbooks and PCs
where's Diego
keeley hawes is fit
>>203011561yeah well i don't need a coat because i own a fucking umbrellaso there
I've booked my place
>>203011569Diego Garcia? You'd have to ask Mauritius mate, you've just paid them to take it.
having lag spikes in chrome again
>>203011569still busy as a voting delegate at the tory conference
>>203011569living it large at the conservative party conference
>>203011562hmm mildly interesting
>>203011594mental how they're all staunchly pro LGBTQ as well even though palestinians would happily thrown benders and troons into a pit of fire
>>203011538My nigga Just wear a raincoat
Berlin? Belfast? No, Tel Aviv, 1948https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_insurgency_in_Mandatory_Palestine
>>203011562There was an episode of Star Trek: TNG called "The Chase," where several species were rushing to discover their origin, only to discover they all evolved from the same alien entity. We're all Bradley's descendants. Small world.
Palestinians are LGBTQIA+phobic ANIMALS and Israel has a right to get rid of them
>>203011615will never understand this particular leftypol cognitive dissonance.
>>203011595>you've just paid them to take it.did they actually?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jacket_(Seinfeld)tonight’s literature to read while shitting
I'm DONE with poorly made foriegn shoes. Shoes made in Northampton only. A pair of Oxfords, brogues, derbies and chelsea boots. All goodyear welted. These will last me a lifetime, i'm on first name terms with my local cobbler to get them rewelted as required, I get to wear QUALITY footwear and save money in the long run.
>>203011630me when I'm sleepy
>>203011634
>>203011660>m
>>203011615>staunchlyUseless deliberately avoided a vote on that issue and then brutally attacked his opponent for voting no
>>203011635just cus someone disagrees with you doesnt mean you need to agree with them being genocided
>>203011686but they're like that irrespective of palestine.
>>203011631we all Bradders in life x
>>203011635Not really? They want your daughter raped by a tranny and your wife by a Paki. Not difficult to understand.
We’re all dapper gents in here
throw them down the well
>>203011675well im not bringing my computer into the toilet mate
if you go on 4chan on a pc you have no life unless its at work then based
>>203011660righto
>Toddlers in the UK obtain almost half of their calories from ultra-processed foods, rising to 59% by the age of seven, according to the largest study of its kind.
on the beerson the seinfeldon the chips on the 'chan
>>203011714howling.touché good sir.
Mental how the bl*cknoid doesn't even register that melee and rivals could only be made by Japanese and Whiteshttps://youtu.be/KDMFSqn4D44?si=8e9BliiV-g6LJOnfJust sits there and yaps
>>203011538no straight man uses an umbrella
>>203011707
>>203011675Discord post
>>203011698this nerd ass nigga writing a full stop
>>203011664how about a pair of rm williams
>>203011723
>>203011723hate poor people
>when spainchad nonchalantly drops the Canada flag after he replies to MN
The average woman only spends 7 months looking after her childAfter that she outsource it to a companyThis is the end result of Protestantism
>>203011715why
>>203011728hope you're enjoying
>>203011636Yeah. They're going to pay them an annual fee to take it and build infrastructure "In addition, the UK announced a "package of financial support" to Mauritius including an annual payment and an infrastructure partnership."
>>203011615>>203011635You're not seriously that unintelligent that you can't understand how someone can be anti colonialism even if the victims in question don't align with you in all areas?
>>203011766I'm NEET so I can finish my game and my site Then I'll go do carlife while collecting rentoid money After that I'll buy land and build a longhouse out of a series of tuffsheds
>>203011728which episode
>>203011740hey it's mallardlad
Every sperm is sacred.
>>203011796they're like that irrespective of palestine
before you aussies go any further with the chagos thing, you pay the chinese government to run your own power supply
>>203011790what are the UK getting out of it?
>>203011843military base remains
I am that unintelligent. Your move.
>>203011809the subway. love a george focused episode me.
these 5 hour sleep sessions have officially done me in.
4 of these in a row with a wood burning stove in the center and fans to blow the warm air down the halls
>>203011857ah, makes sensecyprus-esque scenario?
is being on annual leave that week a good enough reason to not attend the toil Xmas meal (night event) ?
>>203011872may i suggest sleeping longer than that
>>203011629>get utterly heemed for a decade>get saved by the sympathetic west>immediately turn on themshould have finished the job right then and there, ungrateful bastards.
I'm SICK of mass produced "pop music" disgracing my ears, from now on its only the classics, Tchaikovsky, Chopin, Elgar, Mozart, Edvard Grieg, Erik Satie, Holst, Beethoven. I'm 30 now, only culturally enriching music should penetrate my ears.
many chips make for chubby hips
ah, good old diplomacy*looks at argentina*see guys
>>203011857>>203011882It's a 99 year lease, like Hong Kong. And the base would have remained indefinitely by not paying another country to take it.
>>203011894I'm a sovereign citizen and I don't have to follow your laws
Character? + - reggie (whygena) 506 General? + - 1femboy 11806? + - 2boys 385813? + - anal juice 14934? + - anthro on anthro 118838? + - bodily fluids 718206? + - duo 952222? + - femboy 229477? + - femboy penetrated 198? + - grabbing penis 7884? + - male only 968064? + - male penetrating male 89724? + - male pov 109226
Rap?? More like CRAP!!
Listening to the latest episode of The rest is history.
>>203011964you know what, i dont actually believe you.
>>203011943Yeah?
>>203011857the american military baseas if we couldn't be more a pathetic vassal of america
>>203011964Me da' listens to this when he goes to sleep but i tried and it just keeps me awake, its too interesting
>>203011902*tips*Good taste, sir.
>>203011943
Imagine if HK was on a 200 year lease
reggie anal juice
stopped losing weight ffsneed to sort myself out next week
>>203011943Come across these sometimes when i'm looking for gay pornIt's not my cup of tea
Why is paganism a meme when it’s originally our religion?
mad how all the normal lads learnt how to make friends, bond with people, banter, flirt, be a man, etc. when they were young through their teens Whilst I, an autistic freak, didn't learn those things until my 20s and a lot of basic things I'm still learning to this day
>>203011894well it's 5 hours twice a day.
>>203012000best of luck with resuming your progress
imagine actually wearing these
strumming my pain with his fingers
>>203012010christcucks are just punching downsoon paganism will become more real than the desert fiction
it is literally impossible for fat people to lose and keep off the weight. They always put it back on it's ingrained in them to be fat slobs
>>203011964started listening to this a couple of weeks agowant a chronological playlist
>>203012036their gene expression has been altered from being disgusting fat children
Slightly addicted to those JAVs where female newsreaders are being banged and giving bjs while reading out the news. Also, freeuse vids are god tier
milf in b&m just called me “duck”
>>203012018I unironically didn't learn that you need hot water to wash dishes until I was in my mid 20s
>>203012036this except being thincant gain weight
>>203012065you dont. it makes it easier, but its not necessary
>>203012041there's one on reddit
Just had a can of Tizer for the first time in years, forgot how good it tastes
>I unironically didn't learn that you need hot water to wash dishes until I was in my mid 20s
>>203012018don't know how to do any of this and i'm a 31 year old friendless virgin
>>203012018lots of people are awkward as teens ladjust be glad you didn't peak in your teenage years
>>203011901yeah their ideology seemed to be that Britain wasn't moving fast enough in establishing a Zionist state, but still. You have a single European power on your side and you decide that isn't good enough and start bombing them. mad
>>203012087fantastic
Any of my fellow zoomies bumping that new KSI? shit fire no cap frfr
>just be glad you didn't peak in your teenage years
>>203012096off to the pub with you ASAP
>>203012065If you use Fairy liquid you can use cold water. Helps if you don't let the food residue dry and harden for too long i.e wash the dishes right after eating.>you're a fairy hahaHey that's uncalled for.
>>203012058did you get an erection?
>>203012096hello mallardtard
>>203012058Has she got buggy mummy chebs like pic related?
>>203012123If I went to the pub alone I'd just be stared at and most possibly mocked.>>203012138hello
nice bright morning
if you like trains you are definitely a nonce.
>>203012106I guess they knew what they could get away with even then
>>203012121doesn't make any sense lad, in my 20s and having a cracking time
wearing sweatpants to the strip club
Funny how the grade on a course is so pivotal in any level of education up until university, but well in to university the only thing anyone really cares about is passing or failing
>>203012144*biggy, fucking spellchecker on my phone struck again
>>203012146no one's going to bloody mock you mallardlad unless you go around harrassing peoplegotta start somewhere, get amongst it
Woke up feeling optimistic and hopeful, spring in my step and ready to seize the day.
>>203012173Uni grades matter here. Admittedly getting a First or a 2:1 doesn't make much difference but you really do not want to be getting a 2:2 or a Third.
>>203012158Friend of mine is a member of a plane spotting group, he's alright but some of the other blokes have sweaty nonce vibes about them
>>203011796leftypol loves colonialism when he's doing it himself
>>203012058always see the biggest arses in there
>>203012036I'm not fat I'm trying to get to 10% body fat
>>203012208>plane spottingman that's a whole other level
>>203012243haha a sense of communitywouldn't that be nice
Appointment with GPberg this afternoon. Receptionist says it'll have to be a quick one because they are so swamped but I reckon I'm at least going to take up a couple of hours of his time trying to convince him to put me on that Mounjaro weight loss drug. Might even fake a cry if it helps lmao
>>203012229I saw a milf with a big shelf bum in M&S the other day and she was wearing tight jeans, got an instant chubby
>>203012243excellent, EXCELLENT post
>>203012240that's a boy
Listening to Sister Ray and thinking about sucking on a ding dong
>A shamed teacher who was found half-naked with her teenage pupil yesterday complained she has been left ‘stigmatised’ by her sex offenceJust not on is it
>>203012272corr
IT'S FRIDAY
>>203012240love short haired girls
>>203012295I COULDN'T HIT IT SIDEWAYS
had one of these growing up but when I moved to uni people made fun of me for having it and I threw it away
>>203012265nothing's stopping you from going down to the pub right now (unless you're toiling)
>>203012302IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>203012240it's a moggy mog world out there
>>203012327looks like a boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzXZzNnvoBUThe keys dropped a spanish song. Not half bad tbf.
>it's another me feeling extremely horny mid morning and want to fap, but I've got a Teams catch up call with my manager in 15 mins episode
>>203012302women will have sex with literal children before you. How does that make you feel?
>>203012360>black keys in twenty twenty four
>>203012336Good. The uni people did you a favour, thats an embarassing thing to have over the age of 12
>>203012353One on the right has that neurotic soulless sociopath stare
>>203012353>>203012384yeh mate theyre women they all have it
>>203012384Thats my type
>>203012189I don't drink either mate, never been drunk aha
i will now buy your product
>>203012360white stripes but stripped of all artistry and talent
>>203012412Bizarre take
>>203012412Honestly just completely delusional. What is wrong with 4chan
>>203012405>31>never got on the beersbloody hell mate GET AMONGST IT
>>203012360Why is it in the style of the beatles? Everything except the chorus is in English
>>203012405I like trains too mallardlad but a publess life I cannot abideyou're on pub island ffs
>>203011085Imagine vikings but in cars hahaha
>>203012475Dont know just assumed i was hearing spanish the entire time
>>203012407These are always targeting their ads at me
>>203012482wish i could bond with a woman this easily.
>>203012482this frame looks like he's a demon or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKyVQid8Ch4
>>203012523>Yes human puppet follow my movements
This isnt a great version, but this is one my favourite gifs of all time.Used to post it alot on discord back in the day.
For me it's weird audio ads for those foreign money wire apps
>>203012552>discordZoomer trannard
>>203012552they have unusual eyes dont they
>>203012523lel
>>203012544she performs the ritual then suddenly their minds are swapped and she's the one stuck in the aquarium while he is free to wander the streets of the city
>>203012574>Zoomer trannardmillenimong cope.wheres trannyspammer when you need him.
For me its watching youtube on brave browser and basically having youtube premium. Idk how they get away with it
think my brother is crying
any nonces caught lately?
perusing adultwork
>>203012504would get their shitty AI voiced onesbut now sydney sweeney and her tits are calling me a dirty boy so i will buy the product she has in her hand
>>203012634tell him to get a grip and grow a pear, that'll get him back on track
>>203012661>grow a pearIts autumn they should have dropped
>>203012634why lad (would he be crying)
>>203012653Me but I'm too much of a chicken to actually contact one of the women hahaha
>>203012661bit late in the year for that
>>203012682well clearly his balls haven't if he's crying. excuses
I’m a bad person. I wish I was a better man.
what's going on in here then?
>>203012693no way this is fucking real
wanking up my arse
>>203012661>pear>>203012683reckon he's been depressed all summer and now his mates have gone uni he's realised he fucked it deciding he would wait a year and then getting 2 Cs and a D in a level
>>203012693rishi sunak sigma male tiktok music
the picture of dorian gay
>>203012719it's realall of it
>>203012668
>>203012721How's that happening then? You're curling your willy around and into your arse? Need answers pronto
>>203012634once heard my mum cry in the shower and when she got out I asked what was for lunch and she looked so defeated lol
well maybe I'd go to the pub if I had someone to go with, no chance I'm going on my own. At best I'll feel alienated at worse I'll be reported for harrassment for looking at a woman
>>203012703
still undecided which escort ill shag today
Need to refill my meme folder, anyone got any funny memes to share?
First time I heard a black keys song was on an advertisement when I was a kid and haven't been able to enjoy them because of that (and because they're shit)
off out now (not to pub)later Australia
>>203012765
>>203012725no goodneeds his brother to take him out for a consolation pint
money burning a hole in my pocket and I'm not sure what to spend it on
>>203012765yea, try this one
>>203012782see you mallardladhopefully you make it to the pub somedayi'd go with you but i'm on the other side of the world you see
think of your smell
>>203012725Get him that mcdonalds application form then
>>203012791dentist
>>203012767that's lushyou ever enjoy a nice minestrone soup? My favourite soup.
>>203012819>pasta in soupIts a no from me dawg
>>203012790he will probably act like he wasn't just loudly crying if i bring it up to him>>203012816he applied to hollister and i'd been saying when he got an interview about how they only hire good looking people (trying to boost his confidence) but they rejected him kek
>>203012363Thinking of buying shades with orange lenses
>>203012819grim favourite
>>203012819>minestrone soupcorrr scran
Last minestrone I had was in a SizzlerFuck me that's yonks
Galloway Forest Park? No thanks
>>203012838you don't know what you're missing lad it's greatthere's not loads of pasta in it either, it's mainly vegetables
What's wrong with Paganism?
>>203012838this nigga never had chicken noodle soup
>>203012747Sad that her son is a fucking loser
>>203012668Literally doing backfrlips
>>203012849yeah so just broach the subject (pints) in a neutral way it is friday after all, no better time for it
>>203012876*Gestures towards India*
>>203012908And what of Ancient Rome?
>>203012952>>203012952
>>203012893maybe i will but i don't like drinking
>>203012657Now they've got giant knockers in them they've stopped appearing.
