edition of the badger
diego come home
If ye dunt like refugees yer a wee bawbag
Friend of mine became "non binary" and now just has long hair and wears crop tops and ballerina shoes Fucking grim
Absolutely depressing not having a visable bulge in joggers
something needs to be done about jewish influence in politics
/brit/ stands with the brave national socialist Jewish people in their fight against Islamic Bolshevism.
People are right to shirk rhetoric around 'climate change' and 'green energy goals' seriously when stuff like this goes on. >erm no you can't buy that chinese electric car for £10,000 you need to buy the UK one for £50,000 because it's us versus them so we'd rather you drive a 10+ year old ICE car for another 5 years dumping CO2 and NO2 into the nostrils of british children on their way to school than see China's Line Go Up™ by more than our Line Go Up
Gonna do a cheeky fascist UK game in hoi4
>>203015260still havent seen a badger
>>203015308everyone's seen your mums
poo smells
>>203015308nor have iseen a mole. which is similar i guess
>>203015325indeed it does
>"I'm smart but lazy">"Money doesn't buy happiness">"It's better that my parents are divorced instead of arguing">"You can't miss out on something you never knew">"It's not about how big it is, but how you use it">"Looks don't matter">"It's just a maturing hairline">"Women like bald men">"I haven't lost my virginity because of my social anxiety">"Her body count doesn't matter">"If you think negatively of homosexuals then you're closet gay">"Autism is a superpower">"Humans don't need religion">"Things have never been better because we have televisions and stuff">"Coffee and weed addiction is perfectly healthy">"Crypto is a scam because I missed out">"I can't lose/gain weight because of my metabolism">"I'm depressed because of chemicals in my brain">"I have no discipline because of my darn ADHD">"Being forced to cover my face for two years wasn't a big deal">"That flu would've hit me harder if I were unvaccinated">"War criminals and paedophiles care about my wellbeing">"Bro just find a south east Asian girl"
Le /brit/ face.
when you visit your gf, how long do you stay over at her place? just the day, a couple days, more... ?
>>203015296>10+ year old ICE car for another 5 years dumping CO2 and NO2That's based.As a communist, I have a right to drive a 2.0 litre diesel
>>203015308saw a dead one the other day. Farmers round me kill them then chuck them on the road to make them look like roadkill.
>>203015339NullPointerException
>>203015335you can just tell us you're an incel mate no need for the incel essay
What phenotype/diaspora is this
>>203015339i dont have a gf. im an incel you see
>>203015317she doesnt have a badger>>203015331never seen a mole>>203015357so much for their alleged overpopulation
>>203015357clarkson did this on his show
>>203015335>im smart but lazyIf your teachers ever told you that when you were at school, what they actually meant was “you’re a mong, but too boring to be one of the chavvy kids”
>>203015368beluga
>>203015339overnight is the most id do, her room is between her dad and her brothers room
>>203015388my teachers used to say 'youre a smelly ugly little gimp if you died nobody would care' to me
good evening
cringe ass pozzed trannies ruining my rizz game
>>203015464looks exactly like my willy
>>203015388my teachers used to absolutely stress out to my mum at parents evening saying i was one of the brightest kids at the school and was wasting it all on banter and making their lives hell
jarvis please fill my helmet with galaxy gas
I used to work with this yobbo in Asda. Would do Hitler marches and salutes behind customers backs in the aisles lmao
>>203015339She lives with me
>>203015502sounds like a banter machine
>>203015502have you since moved up in the world a bit
>I used to work with this yobbo in Asda. Would do Hitler marches and salutes behind customers backs in the aisles lmao
>>203015502Aberdeen mentioned
>>203015366awww, likkle incel got triggered ;( CRYYYY lmfaoooo
Alright guys? Finished work. Home now and off for two weeks. Morning shifts might be starting at 5:00 am instead instead of 6:00 am.My fingerless gloves arrived and they're comfortable and look amazing. Very happy.
my mum attended one of my parents evenings visibly drunk and the teachers stopped giving me shit for misbehaving from then on
>>203015547Bodied that incel.
>>203015556bulimic incel tranny
>>203015562classic spaki post
>>203015556kill yourself you man
>>203015562ever shagged her
>>203015556how much you gonna finger your bumhole in those two weeks?
The lunch 'bab
>>203015556why do trannies like fingerless gloves and long socks so much
>>203015525no. I still work there (and still am a virgin) and he travels all over Europe watching his team, while shagging the locals.
>>203015562>misbehaving Why? The teachers are just trying to do their job and get from A to B with the least stress possible. You also disrupted others education for no reason whatsoever. Can tell you're a massive fat dickhead with no achievements.
>>203015562then the headmaster shagged that drunken slag rotten behind the bins
>>203015603peng
>>203015619top yourself goon man
>>203015603cor
>>203015603Decent
>>203015619why would you be so mean to spaino?
>>203015603corr i could scran that
>>203015634Don't speak to me like that you fat hairy mutant.
>>203015619kill yourself you man
what's fucking point in fingerless gloves? your fingers will still be cold
>>203015663stop grooming kids on britfeel you faggot in a dress
what website does everyone use for footy streams these days
khat chewing congolese killas prize open emily's young oozing pink tulip bulb
they are active
>>203015687footystreams.com
>>203015608probably hides their man hands and hairy man legs
>>203015687I pay for my sports channels like an adult.
>>203015670so you can finger your bumhole during the winter whilst keeping your hands warm
>>203015619>Why?did you not read the post you replied to you stupid cunt? my mum was an alcy so i was raised terriblyi went to university after becoming old enough to wise up and sort myself outkill yourself you tranny freak
>>203015670Because you can still use a touch screen and they look sick
>>203015718speaking of sick my man >>203015529
>>203015687paid the man down the pub for a stick and I get all 4k channels
>>203015368There's Irish in it without question
hate leaving the flat and you bump into people on the stairs. have to pretend to be a normie and acknowledge them. wish I was the only person alive.
>>203015608Long socks (and tights) are associated with being uniquely feminine clothing, which makes them appealing. They are also effective at obscuring residual masculine features in the leg, make them look weak and girly in comparison to trousers, and may also help draw attention away from the uncharacteristically masculine long torso
>>203015603This is what Britain is all about.
>>203015717>my parents were moths so that absolves me of any responsibility for my own actions?
>>203015718it's so you can still feel the kids you molest be honest fella
was sexting with EW on snapchat last night and he hasn't shaved his legs in weeksput me right off my wank
>>203015748post your teeth with timestamp
got my uniqlo cargo pants on
oh there's... who? cloggy AND tilde at the same time? discord notifications must have been going wild
>>203015694>>203015696Uh oh, spaki incel melty triggered :/Fuck sake rorke just stop taking the piss! We all know spaki is an ugly incel loser who's never felt a woman's touch, just let him blogpost in peace man
cold out
You can certainly tell sacked tranny has a spring in his step today. new gloves, annual leave. bet that willy is tucked away extra snug too.
mushroom mushroom
October here, got the tweed on
curious how all the posts suddenly became dogshit im off
>>203015746Why are you writing a thesis on trans people's clothing choices on a Saturday afternoon?
>>203015748sorry i didn't react to my poor upbringing by growing a pair of tits and pretending to be a different gender like you
lmao spaki got bullied hard this morning so now hes cuckposting again for the next 12 hours straight
>>203015800>blue shirt with that jacketBLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD
>>203015800get the werthers sucked
>>203015809did his post touch a masculine based nerve
>>203015809it's Friday you shemale spastic
>>203015809what are you wearing right now?
>>203015813body dismorphiaed that freak
>>20301580080 year old man hands
Corrr, imagine what you could do with this
>>203015840Currently naked as about to have my post work shower
filtering is almost pointless with the way you cretins insist on gossiping about these people like fucking women.
>>203015809It's FridayI enjoy crossdressing so I thought I could give my perspective on it
>>203015855you been flashing kids on omegle again you freak
I wear tweed to my job centre and pip appointments. They take one look at me and send me home lmao
just had an abhorrently vile mental image enter my mind space
>>203015855kill yourself you man
>>203015849besides make some cookies?
Chinwe wiping pieces of Katie's hymen off his oversized bbc meat then harshly re-entering her firm body
>>203015619No child wants to be in school
>I am a woman
pls stop and he'll fuck off
>>203015909ai bot spam
sacked tranny's chopped off penis looking for a new owner
>>203015909Heathermongo
There are people who wake up and think "I don't really want my cock anymore" :/
>>203015961Bet ST has an absolute whopper desu
>>203015917Jewish troublemaker playing mind tricks on goyim cattle
>>>/r9k/75699842
>>203015824Nothing wrong with that >>203015848I overwash my hands
>sacked tranny Why does that one very dedicated autist keep trying to force this name? Everyone calls me employed woman or EW. Sacked tranny doesn't even make sense and isn't an accurate description of me.
/brit/ has been so, so, so fucking shit recently. ive hardly been on here and i used to be a regular user
>>203016021Sacked tranny.
the fuck kind of name is Chinwe
>>203016035>Chinwe is a name given by the Igbo people of South-Eastern Nigeria to both sexes but more commonly to girls.
>>203016021ok, tilde the paedophile from britfeel
6th time the Amazon driver has went past my street, some of his stops would have LITERALLY been quicker to get to if he just went down my street and dropped mine off on the way.He has absolutely done me, I'm malding with virgin rage.
>>203016029if only the janitorial freaks weren't too busy babysitting /a/ and /vt/ to do their jobs
>>203016015>Nothing wrong with thatTerrible combo - go to /fa/ lad
Roadmen goons pinning teen Trixibelle to the kitchen counter knocking over some khat and spreading her soft and supple pale teen legs apart ready for her defloweration
>>203016065haha yeah that's class that
>>203016021https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Sacked%20tranny/country/Gb/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Sacked tranny’ and in ‘Gb’. 2325 results found.https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Employed%20woman/country/Gb/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Employed woman’ and in ‘Gb’. 823 results found.pipe down
how do I stop my jeans smelling like arse after one wear? can wash my bumhole out in the shower, go to the shops and they smell like sweaty bumhole when i get home
>>203016065he just follows what his computer tells himhe's an NPC
>>203016029it's one obese autistic incel who's been spamming was alright last night had good craicjust report the incel freaks all you can do really
>>203016084wrecked that cunt
>>203016084
trixibelle some new pokemon or something
>democrats depleted FEMA funds to aid illegal migrants, leaving US citizens suffering from hurricane helene with nothingjust don't understand leftismnever will
the cronem taking turns on sacked trannys arse
Got mesen a nice treat as I'm off work for two whole weeks now. Get it down you
>>203016128he can't come up with typical female names because he never speaks to any
>>203016140Gigaslop.
Keir Starmer will give away the isle of wight next
>>203016097>it's one obese autistic incel who's been spammingDidn't know your dad posted on /Brit/?
>>203016153
>>203016140can't even begin to imagine how grim that tastesyou'll probably get colon cancer if you eat enough of these
>>203016140blog on spaki you boring incel freak lol
ViewI’m 30. I can’t wear trainers anymore. I can’t wear hoodies anymore. I can’t wear trackie bottoms anymore. No more graphic t shirts. No more sloppy clothes made in China! and the third world. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials for me. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If my clothing looks robust then I’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of my life. Time to get a move on.
Nigerian Mustafa Ramadan clawing off Emily's plain knickers and feeling the juicy moistness on his dry khat-covered fingertips
>>203016171Swing and a miss.
>>203016171Didn't know you're my dad? must be why mum got a divorce then ahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dghHat6Q_gg
>>203016192schmaked dat kohnt
>>203015388my french teacher stopped my oral exam in the middle and asked me what the fuck was wrong with me because I went from being the best in the class for 4 years to being an absolute mong in the span of 6 months lol. the issue was that i'd discovered videogames.
>>203016192BRUH
>>203016192Scremaign
>>203016175bollocksthey're lush and perfectly healthy
>>203016097>craic
Superdry hoodie, jeans and nike trainers
employed woman is fit asyou'd all shag her in a heartbeat if you met her
Ubungo pummelling his oversized subsaharan python into tiny teen Lorraine
>>203016077Don't want zoomer tranny advice on how to wear baggy jeans and t shirts
>>203016273I don't shag blokes, mate
>>203016200why do they eat so much wtfhow is there that much to get down the gullet everyday underground
>>203016274heatherghoul
having my annual subway orderpengaliscious tbf camt believe i dont go more often
>>203016292need lots of energy for diggingnot much competition for worms n such underground
>>203016274literally zero zoomer girls called Lorrainemad how obvious it is that you never leave your smelly incel bedroom lmfao
>>203016291you would change your mind sharpish
>>203016274Fuck up you stinking incel
the trains to east croydon will be packed with clapmeat
>>203016324but maybe they wouldnt need to dig so much if they didnt need to eat so much
Fuck this I'm away againHeathermongo and wafflefreak ruining the thread again
>>203016323could have had half price subway yday morn but ordered greggs half price before realising subway was also open and on the half price promogenuinely was kciking meself all day over itwould have utterly molested a meatball marinara
>>203016281BAD COMBO - WHITE OR RED SHIRT WOULD BE BETTERDUMB CUNT
imagining cloggy talking to his mother (no father obviously) and trying to explain his only friend is some autistic freak that spams teeth pictures all dayholy omdzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz the look on her face
>>203016374
>>203016356good point. maybe they're just too stupid to realise they've trapped themselves in a cycle
Africans and pakis on the internet are not fucking real these people cannot actually exist
>>203016084Done him
>>203016345why have you let this become your life
12
>>203016410poor molebergs
>>203016021EW, look a sacked tranny
leaving everything to catberg in my will
Wonder if he will pretend to be going out tonight
need a new wardrobe, as in clothes.what's trendy nowadays? need two jackets, two pairs of trousers, and a pair of shoes. and shirts.
That chicken sandwich wasn't very nice. The bread was all crunchy and you couldn't taste the chicken at all. Was just warm crunchy bread and mayonnaise.
>>203016326You fell for the bait
>>203016463fucking hell that was sad wasnt it
>>203016473It's every Saturday he claims to be going out, yet is spamming his shite up until like half 11
>>203016469go puke it up and photo for the lads
>>203016469can you confirm that this is you>>203016273>>203016332
>>203016469It's literally of no importance whatsoever
Unironically peaked intellectually when I was 16. I'm a total retard now compared to back then, I blame the cigarettes, alcohol, and virginous map games that have dominated my life in the succeeding decade.
>>203016463He's still got ten full hours of spamming interracial cuck AI fantasies ahead of him before he goes out shagging
>>203016511oh i think we're talking about two different people
>>203016140this is the most damning proof that sacked troon is another spainlard character, only he could eat this beige tasteless slop and call it a treat
>>203016531cigs wouldn't make you dumber
This is the year I finally get into wearing dark academia
>Searching for posts that contain ‘cronem’ and in ‘be’. 405 results found.He started using this word in July and has posted it over 400 times.
reckon most of you are indian bots. been posting here since 2012 and its clear this general has been replaced by keyword nudge units and bots. some string of sentences, especially from the allegedly aussie posters, are just poo and wank, like someone programmed a bot to post this. but why?
love me 2000ish brit porn
>>203016135>cronem>>203016572>cronemCanadian multicultural EnglishOdd
well the best thing to do with posters you dont like is definitely to give them attention and talk about them for hours. really good idea
watched deadpool meets wolverine and didn't have any idea of whats happeningi heard the new joker is a musical and people are leaving the cinema the more songs they sing
tearing up french bread like a lion tears up a gazelle
Temu? No more, Barbour jackets, Crockett & Jones shoes, Lock & Co hat, Harris Tweed, Turnbull & Asser shirts, Gieves & Hawkes suit, Fulton umbrella. You get what you pay for, no more sweatshop synthetic fabrics just classic durable british quality.
>>203016465You're going to want to get down to Selfridges and go to the Palm Angels section. There you will find what you're looking for.
Blud thinks hes snapchat :skullemoji:
>>203016469Aldis finest goyslop. Are you surprised?
>>203016571wot animal is that
>>203016660>the new jokerOne of the scenes involves him being raped by a Black man
>>203016625he's an indian in canada on a VPN
>>203016689shoebill stork
>>203016689shoebill
>>203016694autism grammarspaedo
>>203016660i looked up the joker film and it was 5.5 on imdb and had a load of youtube videos saying it's shitbeen seeing threads on /tv/ for ages saying it's gonna be shit and it's all to destroy the legacy cos joker 1 was the film it was
>>203016084Sent that freak back to the dole office
>>203016670Your asian wife will be proud
>>203016689shoefaced dork
>>203016689bird
[Sad News] none of you will reproduce
situation at work now totally out of my control causing an extreme amount of anxiety
>>203016709Lmao it's true you nonce
>>203016729LOL
>>203016736the chances are that at least a few of us will
>>203016740don't care about your incel filmpaedophile
>>203016737well im sure everyone here is really interested and cares a lot
birds are lovely creatures initstorks, herons... just look so cool
Does anyone else remember that hilarious spaki melty from last night lmao
>>203016660New despoil movie was absolutely terrible. Hadn’t moved on from 2016 Reddit humor which wasn’t funny at the time either. Just pure cringe Also had no idea what was going on, presumably I had to watch dozens of hours of other marvel slop to have some understanding.
>Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khameni, who makes very rare appearances said on Friday that Israel "will not last long" and called on "all Muslims" to fight against the country
>>203016737what's going on lad>>203016767be quiet
>>203016771big fan of oystercatchers me
>>203016771love birds melove looking at birdslove touching birds
Wankley Walsh
>>203016787Camp Blue Star rise up
>>203016774yeah when he posted that vocaroo of himself having a melty he had all of /brit/ in hysterics
>>203016791he's blogged about it a million times already mate
>>203016694stop being silly>Returning to Arkham, he is taken to the bathroom, beaten and raped off-screen by Jackie and two other guards.>Jackie is played by Brendan Gleesonwhite guy raped by black and irishmen?let me look up the director>Todd Phillips (born Todd Philip Bunzl; December 20, 1970)[1] is an American filmmaker. Phillips was born in Brooklyn, New York City, to a Jewish family.ah there it is
For me it's Mallard lad
>>203016841every single time
>>203015760>>203015760>>203015760
Sometimes I think it'd be better if I hadn't bullied him so badly.
>>203016791made a highly inappropriate joke this morning and now it's spiralled into something massive and the higher ups are now aware
im a massive rorkehead and everything but if I had to choose between sunni and shia islam then i'm shia till i die and its as simple as that
>>203016841half jew anon isn’t going to like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDRQcRJ-GPs
>>203016876have to say what the joke was nowgo on
Reminder that this government will willingly give up Gibraltar and the Falklands before 2029.The civil service are genuinely full of people who despise this country and are pushing for this like mad.
>>203016848he's a top blokehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/X13In1A4R70
>>203016876haha exact same thing happened to me on Monday, been suspended with full pay ever since.
im a massive heterosexual and everything but if I had to choose between a cock in the bum and a cock in the mouth then i'm a bumboy till i die and its as simple as that
>>203016899asked someone if the new middle eastern janny is named Captain Ahab because he probably popped over here on a boat
>>203016905i dont think the civil service gets to make such decisions
>>203016905maybe you should focus on giving up your virginity before 2029
>>203016905>Falklandsnot gonna happen
>>203016905>>The civil service are genuinely full of people who despise this country and are pushing for this like mad.Yeah no shit that's why they did everything they could to fire Liz. Labour government is what they've wanted for years everything will be given away and they'll be happy dancing on the grave
i refuse to watch the new joker, as others have said it seems to be intended as a slap in the face to incels after the absolute incel masterpiece that was joker i
>obsessed with virginityWhy is the Indian like this?
Telling the lovely lasses at toil about the epic meltdown that happened on /brit/ last night I've got them screaming with laughter and sucking my cock they love me now toilberg is giving me a promotion and a salary raise
>>203016951but why, what compels them
g'day lads what have I missed
If you're in a job where you can get sacked for a shit joke you're in the wrong job
>>203016944lmao
>>203016969civil service is full of fifth column foreigners
>>203016969Satan of course
>>203016924AhGetting sacked for a shit joke at that. Grim
>>203016965spaki is a 27 year old virgin who doesn't leave his childhood bedroom why do you think he's obsessed with virginity
gherkin weekend pass sales are booming
>>203016944Mate…..
>>203016972This. Best part of work is the banter.
>>203016960briefly perused /tv/ earlier to see what their reaction would be and saw that many of them are upset because the joker has sex in the film which means they can't relate to him anymore
>>203016848for me it's lard lad (you)
>>203016729OmdsTimmys tragic life
Hang on, I thought SIR KEIR was a true British patriot? He had his photo taken in front of the flag and everything
love cole palmer but this cold palmer shtick is fucking gay
he has a fantasy cast list of /brit/ characters in his head
Liz Truss and her darkie boytoy kamikazed the economy all by themselves, stop making excuses for her incompetence
What are you gonna do fire them all? lolYou only get fired if you go against Stonewall.
he wouldn't have let this happen
mad how spaki is an obese virgin but he calls everybody else obese and a virgin
>>203017018OmdsYour skin resembles my morning beery shits
>>203017034fire them all, get the indians and refugees in there working for peanuts.
cardinalsblue jaysravensmeadowlarkspuffinsbearded vulturesrazorbillsospreyscalifornia quailslove birds
Mad how any and all independence movements are presumed to be good by our overlords, but Brexit was the most awful thing imaginable
>>203017028They planned to drain the swamp that is the civil service and that was their undoing nothing else.
>>203017034>full-scale industrial action after being ordered to go back two days a weekthought that was satire for a bit - five days a week I can understand, hybrid should be here to stay, but two days lol
can anyone recommend a good horror film where women get absolutely battered, im feeling really incellish right about now
whitesblackschinkspakisjewslove birds
No more .io games btwThe loss of the British Indian Ocean Territory makes the domain defunct
>>203017059and a hoop~
Watched a comedian with my girlfriend last night - he wasn't very funny, but he made a joke that made me laugh about being able to transfer leaders, about how Kazakhstan should be able to make Obama their president. She found it a lot funnier than I did.
>>203017034Civil service did this here too and both the union and the govt are completely fucking the negotiations because they're all retarded If you want to see what Labour will be like in a few years just look at Trudeau's Liberals.
>>203017093me in gta doing the stunt jumps
"right, and we give it back and they're going to pay us, right sir?""NO Bernard"
>>203017106White women LOVE Obama
>>203016273>>203016332It looks like it smells like washing that's been left in a wet pile for too long
didn't get the job
>>203017082Sorority Row 2009Black Christmas 2006
>>203017138sorry to hear lad
be real none of the chuddies currently seething even knew about that island a week ago
>>203017080Yes that's the joke that is our civil service.
taking the chinese girlfriend down the all you can eat buffet for a taste of home
>>203017159I did
>>203017159nah
>>203017076can't believe we've reached the point where people are defending truss
>>203017152>25% rotten tomatoesI will specify that im not interested in slop
>>203017093WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION
>>203017208>>203017208
>>203016960you weren't actually, unironically relating to the joker and hoping the second film would be more of the same were you lad
>>203017196Truss's budget was pretty good for normal working people. The only reason it failed was because global jew bankers screeched about how we were to pay it back
>>203017159Me and the boys did a lad's holiday there back in 2013, tore the absolute roof off the gaff
>>203017138you'll die of corono then mote
>>203016905Both are vital for the military to be able to move around the globe and stop to resupply and refuel. They're not going anywhere. Both are basically giant unsinkable aircraft carriers.
