over edition
whats over
probably off myself when my parents die
Canslad is going to London, lads. WahheeeyyyyAnything to do/see? Might do the London Zoo but no idea on what else is fun there
got rorke on the ropes
rorkes mum
>>203025925stonebaked?
thank fuck that thread is over with, just gave the wrong lad a (You), highly embarrassing that
>>203025986nah nothing to do or see in London mate
>>203026026sacked tranny looks like THIS?!
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1728051354561930.webm
>>203026026pretty
rorke this and rorke that
Rape the disabled
there's more transsexuals posted in this general than proper women
The triple American cheese and bacon burger at Wetherspoons is pretty good
>33 years old >Balding >Pale skin with dark hair all over it >Ugly face >Strange body shape with pudgy fat around thighs and man tits >Cross eyed without my glasses >Bad teeth >B.O >Zero social skills >Zero career prospects beyond being a mere wageslave in shit shops, cafes, fast food etc >Zero friends >Can't drive >Can't cycle without looking like a spastic >Get social anxiety on public transport >Can't get on PIP and Universal Credit for whatever reason >No savings >Family hate me and laugh at me >Neighbours think I'm a pedophile >Have been stopped by police for no reason other than for them to bother and hector me several times >Get banned on 4chan all the time for trivial things others get away with >Can't even get drunk or take drugs to numb my existence as I have allergic reactions to literally everything
it's an aldi pizza
vampire party starts at half 7 lads. bit excited so i am.
>>203026067FOSYEG
>>203026026ugly. no hiding that's a man
>>203025916>33 years old>Balding>Pale skin with dark hair all over it>Ugly face>Strange body shape with pudgy fat around thighs and man tits>Cross eyed without my glasses>Bad teeth>B.O>Zero social skills>Obviously a virgin that has never even held a girl's hand or felt like a girl has ever looked at me without recoiling or laughing>Can't even get any matches on grindr for some companionship even though I'm not gay >Zero career prospects beyond being a mere wageslave in shit shops, cafes, fast food etc>Zero friends>Can't drive>Can't cycle without looking like a spastic>Get social anxiety on public transport>Can't get on PIP and Universal Credit for whatever reason>No savings>Family hate me and laugh at me>Neighbours think I'm a pedophile>Have been stopped by police for no reason other than for them to bother and hector me several times>Get banned on 4chan all the time for trivial things others get away with>Can't even get drunk or take drugs to numb my existence as I have allergic reactions to literally everythingIs anyone else in /brit/ as over as I am?
>>203026092:(
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
>>203026119Oh I like this!
>33 years old>Balding>Pale skin with dark hair all over it>Ugly face>Strange body shape with pudgy fat around thighs and man tits>Cross eyed without my glasses>Bad teeth>B.O>Zero social skills>Obviously a virgin that has never even held a girl's hand or felt like a girl has ever looked at me without recoiling or laughing>Can't even get any matches on grindr for some companionship even though I'm not gay >Zero career prospects beyond being a mere wageslave in shit shops, cafes, fast food etc>Zero friends>Can't drive>Can't cycle without looking like a spastic>Get social anxiety on public transport>Can't get on PIP and Universal Credit for whatever reason>No savings>Family hate me and laugh at me>Neighbours think I'm a pedophile>Have been stopped by police for no reason other than for them to bother and hector me several times>Get banned on 4chan all the time for trivial things others get away with>Can't even get drunk or take drugs to numb my existence as I have allergic reactions to literally everything
Dad CAUGHT huffing son’s dirty boxers
>>203026099Hope you don't suck the life out of the party like you're doing to this thread
>>203026092sounds good
>The triple American cheese and bacon burger at Wetherspoons is pretty good
Drank Sunday, Monday and ThursdayTempted to drink again today
>>203026142right well that's just bloody not on is it?
>>203026157I only do Friday and Saturday me
>>203025916good edish
Honestly insane how utterly over it is for Britain It's just going to get browner, poorer and more corrupt
I've been posting in the old for 5 minutes without realising
>>203026174RETURN THEM
>>203026179sorry
Mad how having a big duck is literally all that matters.
>>203026197Don't apologise mate he's a fucking arsehole
>>203026173Britain will descend into utter anarchyexpect to see white teenagers openly owned as sex slaves by Pakistani and Black men in the coming years
pepperoni is the best topping
>>203026174corrrr corrr
been sleeping really well since the temp dropped
hearkening back to my gay porn halcyon days
>>203025986I don't like zoos. Plenty to do in London without contributing to the enslavement of animals.
The gay porn car failed its MOT
get the cans cracked
>>203026243'
the best topping? I don't remember asking actually
Sucking a poo
>>203026173for me it's how the roads are becoming more and more dangerous. People speeding, running reds, flying through zebra crossings, undertaking and just generally being more rude. You're constantly hearing about browns and other third worlders cheating their way through driving exams as well.
emojis should be allowed on 4chan
>>203026237going to hibernate, la?
>>203026303
>>203026303good post
>33 years old>Full head of luscious hair>Beautiful complexion with masculine body hair>Chiselled face>Athletic body shape with strong muscles in the right areas and searing pecks>Look gorgeous with or without glasses (I wear them sometimes for the arty girls)>Straight, white, all natural teeth>Alluring scent>Incredible social skills>Incredible career prospects that can take me around the world making a fortune>Enormous list of friends and acquaintances >Drive a brand new Porsche>Competitive road race cycle in my spare time>Can take public transport with the common man and relate to him>Support people having access to universal credit and PIP when they need it>Rock solid investment portfolio>I'm the favourite son and my mother adores me>Neighbours think I'm a role model for their children>Have been stopped by police for no reason other than for them to admire me several times>Offered 4chan moderation role despite never applying, turned it down>Know how to party and enjoy the 'fun' things in life but know exactly when to call timeIs anyone else in /brit/ as going places as I am?
I’m having my siesta. DO NOT disturb
got $8165 cash in my drawer
>>203026321brumate actually
>>203026276why?
>>203026337corrrr
I can speak 3 Star Trek languages (Klingon, Tamarian, Vulcan) but only 1 real one (English).
>>203026336>brits want to destroy this
>>203026354gizza tenner mate
>>203026361Apparently you cant stick dildos in the exhaust
>>203026341>upfront with the fact that [question]
>>203026157I drink every single night
how do i stop being such an autistic wetwipe in social situations? i barely talk and hate most normie things; i hate to admit it, but im practically a redditor. i just cannot make conversation for the life of me and lock up whenever anyone asks me anything.
Why are they like this?
>>203026400you either have it or you dont
>>203026394Why
give the gf the not replying on instagram for 9 hours treatment
>>203026337corr id love to overpower the bully and shag her and make the weakling watch
>>203026400Drink
>>203026400drugs
>>203026400Ktim
>>203026341whereas islam is a model of tolerance towards other religions
I've got a weird head man it's like a gay alien skull
is it better to be a poor downtrodden leftypol from say liverpool always revolting against authority and the country because it does nothing for you and is run by spineless self serving tories. or is it better to be a a poor downtrodden rorke from say belfast who is utterly devoted to the state the police the army even though your situation is still shitty and getting worse?
>>203026436too expensive and i wouldnt know what to order
>>203026275>Plenty to do in London without contributing to the enslavement of animals.national / AZA zoos keep a lot of endangered species alive and support their wild populations not all zoos are evil also not healthy to anthropomorphize animals, they are not human, they don't experience consiousness like humans do. they are happy to be fed and watered
>>203026337hate girls being mean
>>203026354id spend it on prostitutes and drugs
>>203026442You jest but they really believe that just like they say Muhammad was a feminist and gave women equal rights
Britain ain't that bad.
Repostin for kiwibro>>203026115West Coast all the way every day without a doubtAbsolutely out of this world and because I was able to explore the country without other tourists until the borders reopened it was a real treatThe densest and lushest forest I've ever seen combined with glaciers and beaches is unmatchedAlso up north around Karamean where it's not as cold anymore you get a mix of the typical West Coast bush with Nikau palm trees and other warmer species and it's just unrealOtherwise special mentions to Whirinaki up north and the Ruahine are also very underratedDown south I really really love central Otago too>RangioraSpent some time there because there was a good freedom camping area not too farAlso once I accidentally ordered a Hells Pizza from the one in Rangiora even though I was currently in Porirua, North IslandTurned out my phone had memorized the last location I had ordered Hells months ago and it was in RangioraReason I said the previous OP looked like NZ is for the combination of green hills, pastures, water and small crafts on the waterSure it's not a perfect replica like the kind of trees are clearly wrong (would be Monterey cypress in a typical NZ farmland scene) but still, NZ is probably the former colony that looks the most like Britain due to climate and intense sheep/cow grazing
having a shave, shower, and shit. in that order
Dying for a shag
>>203026400start listening and talk only when necessary. people will adapt
>>203026419Turns my head off after toiling all day
>>203026489gotta shit first mate, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>203026457How poor are you
thoughts/feelings?
>>203026487chatgpt please give a summary of this novella
>>203026400practice
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGAROOOFIGAROFIGAROFIGAROFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGAROOO
>>203026400alri mallardlad
>>203026527Rubbish deal that.
>>203026527disgusting fat CUNT
Growing up you realise that everything that adults said to you was absolute shiteMy parents made Elvis Presley out to be some enigmatic figure but he's just some dude yapping into a mic while the band around him do the hard work
business idea: embed chatgpt into 4chan so essay posts can be summarised
>>203026400just talk lmaoooooo no one cares they've not their own lives to worry about
Absolutely filled with benchods in here.Bloody bastard bitches.Fuck you bloody, bastard.
>>203026400Liquor you stupid insect
>>203026467You are paying to watch suffering animals in pens. Sick.
Why are British girls so beautiful and are you proud to have this phenotype exclusively? Because we don't have deer brown eyed queens like that in continental Europe...
And if you still have doubts I actually went to NZ, here's the kind of shit currently on my fridge Call me a kiwiboo
>>203026615i dont doubt you. i just dont care mate
>>203026564Alphas rule, betas toilalways been the wayall the executives at the company I work at are just alphas who shout at people and make their voices the important one even though they don't understand what people are doing They make decisions and know how to make decisions whereas all the beta workslaves just take orders and do the toil I bet my gf would fuck my boss
>>203026607you better be a vegan if you actually believe this
>>203026563I'm 9 stone
>>203026615how much is a ticket to nz
>>203026574love that the rich liberal filth who live in notting hill have to endure this every year
>>203026574Wow, I am convinced now that there is a plan for WHITE GENOCIDE set in motion.
>>203026615what did you do there, living there for three years
>>203026519im not spending £6 on a pint of liquid
>>203026614I fumbled it with a rich French girl with Breton ancestry that went to an Ivy League school once that looked like this kek
>>203026637thats really shit leadership though
vghedinburgh
>>203026564my life would've been massively improved if someone had told me my parents were human garbage at age 10 really sat me down and made me understand it too
>>203026667Enjoy being a loner autistic freak for eternity then you stingy bastard
>>203026473that's the plan stan
>>203026614perhaps you will enjoy the tv show 'Normal People' (it's good)
>>203026527>meaty 9" on a friday nightsee you have similar tastes to your mum desu
>>203026679my immediate reaction: damn i bet that mayo smell be crazy
>>203026400practice smile
>>203026679i got a job offer in edinburgh but the place is just too expensive to rent in.
eating all mumbergs snacks. she doesnt realise im doing her a favour keeping her health ffs
basically monday if you think about it
>>203026720stay in england
I have my johnson out.
whoever decided to build this thing was a fucking genius, truly an inspired person
>>20302672010 min train there from glasgow
>>203026655let's flood ireland with them, thenshould be an improvement anyway
gonna drink myself silly and cum all over the flat
>>203026747playing with fire
>>203026747samegot the dua lipa music videos on too
>>203026645Depends the time of the year and how early you book it but I paid like a thousand euros >>203026662Just alternated between random seasonal jobs mostly agriculture related and then exploring the country and hiking
just detached my spirit from my body and checked out how clean my bumhole was from the outside
>>203026781Diego where you been my man
>>203026760nah even on the fast train it's like 45 mins
>>203026781>music video wankclassic
its over
Mad how holidays are a comple waste of money.
>>203026786dingleberry report?
>>203026695i have no problem spending money. but alcohol is just a good value. you can drink that £6 in a matter of seconds without much nutritional value. whereas i could spend £10 on a cinema ticket, which would last me 2hrs and id get to experience a piece of art that people poured hundreds of hours of their lives into. it just doesnt add up.
just been put into an enclosed and hardened permutation of atoms for an arbitrary number of rotations around the sun for vibrating air molecules in the wrong way
>>203026819Alternatively, we're back
>>203026820greatest experiences I had in my life were on vacations is your home life really that amazing that vacations suck for you
>>203026820certainly on your own they are
Friday night and you're sat with your keks around your ankles wanking to AI generated images of Overwatch characters.Your mother is downstairs chain smoking Richmond superkings and wondering what went wrong.
203026768Knew you were going to answer
>>203026829just isnt
>>203026867wrong on both counts ACTUALLY
nick cave did one of the songs for that new joker moviea good time to remind you all:please support the australian music industry
>>203026487ok your story is plausible and i believe it. was never much of a fan of Hells Pizza, its ok but expensive and everyone in the know knows its a front for methamphetemine dealers. at least it was at one time, they have probably been bought out by now. what were the worst parts of NZ for you?
the trains are heading to east croydon x
thinking of going down to the woods with my swiss army knife
>>203026803never done this beforeworth doing?
The sun finally sets on the British Empire, thanks to Starmer and Lammy.
Doing a poo
>>203026702This show sent me into a depressive spiral when I realised how much I missed out on in British life haha
OlderBalderFatterDumber
>>203026894name one australian artist that isn't shit
>>203026902And you'll be here allllll night hyping up other men xx
finding it hard to imagine a bald australian
In the boundless realm of Barratt estates, where brick fortresses rise in perfect, lifeless symmetry, an eternal maze unfolds. Here, in the land of cul-de-sacs, the gods of mediocrity reign supreme, crafting homes so identical they could fool even the Fates. Gardens lie strewn with wheelie bins and forgotten BBQs, relics of half-hearted rituals to the myth of modern living. The winds carry faint echoes of estate agents' promises, tales spun of paradise yet to come—though none dare say if it ever truly will.In the great Barratt wasteland, where the brick legions march in endless formation, an expanse stretches far beyond sight. Each house, a temple to the ordinary, stands in unwavering rows beneath the grey skies. The land is dotted with relics of garden centres past—plastic chairs, faded turf, and the sacred wheelie bin, forever overflowing. Here, in this suburban limbo, the promise of life flickers faintly, a mirage on the tarmac streets, while the myth of modern living hangs in the air, as elusive as the end of the estate itself.
>>203026870would imagine that tubbies, after years of eating nothing but gobfulls of slop, would eventually get bored and want something that actually tastes real
>>203026894might get steaming and listen to red gum
>>203026870those milkybar choos are fucking banging tbf but good grief that's an appalling diet, and coming from me and all
>>203026870Mental how much fucking salt she used to eat
>>203026930tame impala(this is the part where he writes an entire fucking wall of cope)
>>203026918Yeah it's a hard watch as an adult male virgin for the reasons you listed.I still enjoyed it but it was as you say.
>>203026574can thank Paul McCartney for that
funny thing about the "return" of these islands is literally nobody would have cared if they were never returned, nobody is protesting about these islands, it's a non-issue there was no reason for it as far as I can tell
>>203026930The ExpressionAc/Dc
fatties should have to pay for their nhs treatment
>>203026870makes me want to beat her for some reason
>>203026963>used toup to date on her current salt intake are you?
>>203026938AI drivel
>>203026965you talking about that band that have written the same song about 50 times?
>>203027005Got one of her videos on the reels and she was talking about her salt intake
>>203026930colin hay
>>203027028Very well, carry on then.
>>203027020the one drenched in reverb? yh
wanking seems to feel nicer than it did before, i thought my willy was going to be permanently slightly numb from SSRIs when i was younger but i seem to have been cured
>>203026930silverchair (first two albums)
really didn't like In Brugesjust don't understand the appeal. its not funny
public sector workers should be fast-tracked on public services. i.e. nhsi dont know what type of political system this is called but id make sense imo; one arm of govt that benefits another should benefit from the other arm, too
>>203026699good lad
toil on the morrow, lads
Literally just had a music video wank to Ariana Grande and whimpered a bit.
my bellend fucking reeks
>>203026930King Gizzard
>>203027101He said that ISN'T shit
>>203027077this is exactly the type of gf i would like to havesigh
they made a reference to silverchair in an episode of american dad oncestruck me as an odd choice as i didn't think they were that internationally well known
If I had a qt chudette gf I would protect her and never let anyone hurt her
>>203027122iktf
>>203026782That actually sounds really fun. But I have no gf so it would be too lonely.
>>203027081zesty...
>>203027122>gfmate..
>>203026930crowded housesavage garden bee gees
>>203027143kek
might twink feet fucking stink
>>203027122iktf dee lad
>>203027149they cut out the last part LOL
>>203027143utopia
>>203027152hounslow is a shithole they filming in the one street which was recently developed where it isn't
Off home ladsHad to run for my train
bit of a failed normie but somehow my mates aren't that awarei'm normie adjacent but also neeti'm unemployed and unemployable, mooching off my mum at the moment, been waltzing around doing various things for a few years prior to thisnot an incel at least though >>203024744digging up this post because I wanted to ktim it
>>203026897>its ok but expensiveYes which is why it was particularly painful to accidentally order from a place 500km away and one ocean strait away from my location>what were the worst parts of NZ for you?Some parts of Northland on account of how fucked up the infrastructure was, I mean still a beautiful region as a visitor but I get why some call it the forgotten northAlso Manawatu in general isn't exactly great just bogan farmland, still for what it's worth I'd live thereAnd Masterton + surrounded area all the way to CastlepointSome absolutely bizarre small settlements there where no one looks rightSouth Island was mostly fine I even came to enjoy Invercargill and Gore which I know aren't exactly popular places among kiwis but people were friendly and booking my WOF appointments in Gore was a perfect way to make sure they'd be taken care of quickly cause no touristsQueenstown, beautiful but massively overrated and overpricedFuck Queenstown
>>203027175my twink pits reek
>>203027162no way that's a bloke
Should have £50k in the old ISA before the end of the year. Not bad my leeeds
ah yes dua lipa, what a stunner
>>203027143it lush
>>203027204>i'm normie adjacent but also neetfeel the same way like if I really tried I feel like I could become quite successful maybe everyone feels that way
they're really violent x
playing my theremin
>>203026329enlightening post, this
*flies into /brit/*
What kind of racist Islamophobic restaurant advertises itself as non-halal?
yes it's over for britain but what choice do we have eh
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1727370392403920.webm
>>203026329woah...
mumberg and dadstein are away on holiday tomorrow morning
>>203026870even as a big fat bastard that disgusts me
what do you lads do for toil? i grow plants in greenhouses (not weed)wouldn't mind having an office job tbf
>>203027256hahaha silly whiteboy
>>203027256what's the endgame here?
>>203027256was he okay?
>>203027265Surely not
sad
>>203027287economist I stare at excel pretending to do work all day
>>203027265ah don baleev it...
>>203027265I simply don't believe her she must be 19 at least
>>203027295fucked it lad
On the Erdinger
>>203027277corr remember those days. homeowner these days so every day is like that now
>>203027311Is it because your gay
>>203027260so muslims know not to go thereand so other people know it's a nice place
>>203026829Well don't pretend you have no idea why you're an autistic mong that can't talk to people if this is how you feel.
>>203027311fuck off and kill yourself
>>203027327based. for me it's staropramen.
>>203027293crashing with no survivors
need some french bussy
>>203027265such is the fate of the australian woman, aged and haggard by the sun by age 22of course it doesn't matter if you get your jollies in early
>>203027194You tell'em Rorke
>>203027315no wonder the economy is in the bog
>>203027352Enjoy a 'pramen.Prefer the imported Czech-brewed version though. You can find it in B&Ms.
>>203027327for me, its franziskaner. bloody love the stuff
>>203027081would love to see her split apart by a blacked raw jungle bbcwould be about 20% of the length of her body
>>203027340no>>203027348no>>203027372no
>>203027302he died x
>>203027368it's unironically all the chemicals and hormones in the water and food
>>203027401that's why AOC should be lowered methinks
chabuddy g, mayor of hounslow
drinkers should have to pay for their nhs treatment
>>203027265she's getting batonnage on the regular
>>203027152You all talk like wogs now?Have some fucking respect
>>203027391Does your mum know your gay
>>203027391fuck off back to the tranny board you loathsome bent freak
>>203027384mad that. will keep my eyes peeled. cheers lad x
>>203027385Love that also. Aldi was (maybe still is) doing Oktoberfest beers so I tried a couple of new wheat beers, including Erdinger Oktoberfest.
>>203027295
destroying christians with gay porn logic
>>203027423
>>203027433i'm not gay also which mum? x>>203027435?
chicago town mini pizzas in the miniature convection oven being fried with air as we speak
>>203027441Not sure if the bottles look different. Just check the label on the back and make sure it says imported. Much better in my opinion.
>>203027429why are you fantasising about 15 year old girls getting raped by black men you fucking sick nonce
>>203027423how about we lower her fat latina bunda upon my william
>>203027489basedlove those cheeky little fellas
>>203027427used to work on a hospital ward that had all the long-term alchies who had drank so much it gave them Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome. completely fucked their brains
>>203027510where did i say that?
>>203027429What plans have you got for the weekend mate?
>>203027487Don't know
>>203027204Appreciate the inter-thread (You) lad.
want to go for an incel drink at the pub but the idea of being alone in one on a busy friday night is terrifying to me
>>203027535she said shes 15you replied to the video: "she's getting batonnage on the regular"bizarre
thinking of punching a wall
>>203027566you might get a shag out of it lad
>>203027566they need to open incel only pubs
>>203027473counterpoint: diego the gay porn christian
What should I wank to
>>203027592really won'ti'm terrified of talking to others and most people think i'm creepy
having a butter sandwich
>>203027615gay scat fisting
>>203027586crying
>>2030275862 years late mate
>>203027640>>203027640>>203027640
>>203027645>>203027645>>203027645
>>203027591her hand is fucking enormous
>>203023891>>203023891
>>203027665
>>203027211I've never been to Northland. Tend to avoid anywhere with too many maoris. Infact you are far more well travelled in NZ than I am. Thing about growing up in poverty in NZ is you see fuck all of it. I dont think ill ever move back but I do need to go for a visit. And yeah fuck Queenstown.
>>203027230Brown women are so mid
>>203027811>Thing about growing up in poverty in NZ is you see fuck all of itI understand, I've been around many poor-ish kiwis during my jobs (packhouse jobs for instance I worked alongside crackheads, people with electronic bracelets, or just random bogans) and many many of them had never left their immediate surroundings let alone NZNot saying you have to be druggie or a criminal to have never seen NZ but point being I was surprised at the number of New-Zealanders who had seen nothing of their own countryAlthough to be fair I also know a good chunk of folks where I'm from in France who have never left their region and never been abroad despite the EU open borders I think that, besides money, it's also harder to realize how exceptional and interesting a country is when it's all you've ever knownThere were people who had the means to explore NZ but never did because they didn't give a shit, whereas to me it was an amazing place, partly because I compared it to the other places I visited in my mind
>>203027566You aren't alone mate. I just drink alone most days cos I can't drink in public even if I want to
