Scott Monument edisi
c'est fini
>>203027619well your chances are better sat there than at home
canscunt btfo
>>203027619Why not just try to make a friend?
Canslad is a sad lad now, lad
god its gorgeous
>>203027690literally impossible as an adult man
I would go for an incel pint too but how do you just talk to people? never learned conversation me
Rape the disabled
>>203027703Is it because your gay
>>203027725Get them raped.
>>203027566Just sit at the bar I always see incel lads doing that
>>203027658Fuck Starmer
cranking the old william
thinking of participating in a competition
>>203027740these Italian-American sandwiches just aren't it
If I had a qt chudette gf I would protect her and never let anyone hurt her
Get the gay pints supped
keep missing the new cause this yank namefag makes them
>>203027742what if they laugh at me for being alone and lonely
Wank the cock, wipe the cock, clean the cock, God life's relentless
>>203027814sounds like I should keep making them then
4 months clear of the ol' drugwanks nowmight as well go for 6 months
>>203027816Then you've got something to talk about with them how you're a lonely loner and they're normal
Been a Norwood 2 my whole life
What, a Pizza Hut in the garage?AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
enjoyable tunes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFmcdf77wzUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ8iBy0uHvg
>>203027816The bar is made for the freakish loners to sit at trust me lad they're used to your kind
>>203027870corrrrr
>>203027211I've never been to Northland. Tend to avoid anywhere with too many maoris. Infact you are far more well travelled in NZ than I am. Thing about growing up in poverty in NZ is you see fuck all of it. I don't think ill ever move back but I do need to go for a visit. And yeah fuck Queenstown.
why do you bother giving advice to self-loathing men of inaction. they'll never make any meaningful attempts to improve their lot.
Wonder why so many old people are into weird sex pervert things
Got shagtoil tonightShe was on the rag last time so I couldn't eat her pussyThis time howeverThis time I will
went up north once and got called a poofter and got shagged in the arse
>>203027928>they'll never make any meaningful attempts to improve their lot.kek this is me
i'll kiss you...hug you...dote on you...shower you with my love and affection...then, we'll become lovers :)
>>203027935get in a cheeky sniff of her arsehole for me de lad
>>203027713I make pals every time I go to a barWhy are Brits so shy
>>203027989nice booba but she overrated imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESLUy-_yaLw
would murder me mam for some chocolate alas im on a diet
>>203027934lots of younger people are too but they have careers/reputations to think aboutold people don't give a fuck any more so they can be more public with their deviancies
>>203027989Rahhhh latinas are fit as fuck
Er, lads, I bought a suitI have it at homeThe fuck do I do with it? Hang it like it's normal cloths?
>>203027793In Britain they would get arrested for saying this.
>>203027790That’s not Italian-American you stupid retard
>>203028047You get arrested for saying you're English, these days.
mad how I only just put that pizza in the oven
>>203027989plaything for wild african bbc
Big Brother starts on Sunday chapsI anticipate to be graced with your prescence on /tv/ when the hour approaches.
>>203028028Fair enough but older people seem to be into REALLY grim stuff like pegging and cuckolding. Vile.
>>203028046
>>203028080Thought it starts tomorrow
sex with girls
smooching /brit/ boys
dey are trying to wank me
>>203028089those are two of the most common kinks out there
Rosie Jones has ruined this season of Taskmaster
>>203028080stopped watching that after like series 2
A bunch of my guys and I were out at a bar several years ago and I ran into a group of girls with a gay guy.The numbers were even but we all wanted the girls in the group, who were pretty hot. It seemed like my friends were getting along with the girls better than me, but one of them made a comment that they really needed to get their guy friend laid and that was their goal for the night.While at the bar, they invited us to a gay bar to help him make it happen, which we turned down and they said they would go after the next drink.I went to get another drink around this time. The gay guy from the table followed me over. He kind of hit on me while we were standing there and gave me his number to say he didn’t want to ruin the night for his girls and was planning to head home if I would join him. I got super nervous and said no thanks but took the number and ended up heading out a short while later myself, since the girls were having a better time with my friends.He went home soon after and texted me to come over. I don’t know why but I accepted the invite. The next thing I knew, I had him in my mouth. He told me he heard at least one of my friends was going to be getting the same that night thanks to me.That made me extra proud.
>>203028093I actually got a good answer from /brit/Maybe tonight will bne a good night on the cans
There have to be a lot of beautiful places in Africa that are basically untouched right
>>203028089boomers are sick in the head
>>203028136very ableistshut the fuck up
the disabled and such
fellas have you tried the new chatgpt voice"Her" (2013) is literally the world we live in, right now.
might give up drinking tea.
got the incel porn on
>>203027989Jesus Christ she hit the wall already
Abdul getting the pre's in before going on the pull for English roses. Timmy putting on his makeup before his big grindr date with Tyrone tonight.
>>203028145yeh well you could have easily found that information yourself you imbecile
>>203028158get on the vod
mumberg shouted at me once after I said I thought it was hilarious that Jade Goody died from cancer.
>>203028151>shut the fuck upeveryone wish she did
>>203027935the last time i ate pussy i had absolutely nightmareish tonsillitis a few days later, it was my first time getting tonsillitis as wellswore off eating pussy after that. never again lads, never again.
>>203028185maybe for you, but voddy not for me
>>203028157If I can't fuck it or be shat on by it I'm not interested.
>>203028195isnt hilarious though is it
watching talk tuah
>>203028157Prefer Him
>>203028175spaki melty
>>203028178I honestly wanted to see /brit/'s responses, ladI had it folded the way I picked it up from the shop anyway
>>203028223trip on deegz
>>203028195bit mean mate
just hit diamond 1 in overwatch
>>203028103well you're wrong so fuck offSunday at 9pm
genuinely can't stand people with cancer. your own body is killing you waaaa! just mother nature innit.
>>203027843what's the best drug if you just want to have one big euphoric wank and be done with it? not wanking over and over againi remember one time doing a bit of MD and coming home early from the rave cos i was knackered, was still a bit high and had such an incredible wank. was probably peaking at the time and dose can't have been too high since i was able to get willyberg up.
>>203028244virginity status?
thinking about the great attractor. scary stuff
>>203028267alright no need to be fucking rude
>>203028244proud of you big man
>>203028136knew she would when was announced and I've seen all 17 seriesFunny on IMDB every episode was a 5/10 (previous record low was like a 7.5), and once this fact was made aware to reddit all eps LEAPED to 7/10s.They are so delusional.
>>203027970Will do la>>203028209Cowardly behaviour
>>203028285well actually literally every human is producing cancerous cells daily but our immune system is usually able to take care of them.
>>203028286Mephedrone.
never had sex me
>>203028306FUCK REDDIT!
perfection
>>203028136>seasonFOY>TaskmasterFOLC
>>203028195bit of an indian thing to say tbf that was bizarre thoughI'd have been 12 and seeing her dying before she died was a weird experienceshe got married and had that documentary and everythingquarter black too which made her racism a bit weird
Huge fan of black women
>>203028328get her raped son
>>203027888no it's not
>>203028332its overrated. you're not missing much. wanking is better
her chebs or Rosie Jones' chebs lads?
>>203028362
>>203028350face like a skinwalker
love peng tingslove fit twinks
>>203028359not gay but prefer white trannards to black women in all honesty and I am not a trannard enjoyer by any means
>>203028378Those are fake tits, just chemical balloons
>>203028397I dunno mate.... Seems a bit dodgy....
>>203028378had an imagination wank to her pegging me recently
>>203028392what do you mean
If you're not white and rich why even bother being gay?
'kin hell its only half 6. feels like half 10
>>203028306>wahhh I keep updated on /r/taskmasterStay there all day every day you sad little cunt don't come back.
Won £25 on the old 'mium 'onds, get in
>>203027892>Thing about growing up in poverty in NZ is you see fuck all of itI understand, I've been around many poor-ish kiwis during my jobs (packhouse jobs for instance I worked alongside crackheads, people with electronic bracelets, or just random bogans) and many many of them had never left their immediate surroundings let alone NZNot saying you have to be druggie or a criminal to have never seen NZ but point being I was surprised at the number of New-Zealanders who had seen nothing of their own countryAlthough to be fair I also know a good chunk of folks where I'm from in France who have never left their region and never been abroad despite the EU open bordersI think that, besides money, it's also harder to realize how exceptional and interesting a country is when it's all you've ever knownThere were people who had the means to explore NZ but never did because they didn't give a shit, whereas to me it was an amazing place, partly because I compared it to the other places I visited in my mind
what do you think the suicide rate is of /brit/
>>203028475what you gonna spend it on?
>>203028443feeling comfysoon to be getting steamboats
>>203028427she was unironically pegged by a Pringles tin when she was 16 at a festival
Britain thunders out for the dictatorship of the proletariat.
America is such a weird country.Remember seeing a sign where someone was wanting to buy insulin for $150 a vial and I just couldn't stop thinking about how my sister's probably had about a million dollars worth of it in her life
>>203028495Pint I reckon
seeing as you lot will argue about anything... c or c++, lads?
>>203028511what festival
>>203028519looks a bit undercooked that
>>203028350The Russkiy narod. The triune Rus. The Third Rome.
>>203028549womad
>>203028523deeply freakish nationfull of oddballs with terrible patter
the new joker film is being panned lads
>>203028523Just paid £200 for a private prescription of Concerta because NHSberg can't get it's shit together
Two weeks without doing the washing, ladsJust threw all the clothes into a ball on the floor since I'm a lazy cuntI think if I put them in the basket and at least start one wash I should have the cans which, while being BIG cans, will be lovely
>>203028518the early 20th century called, they want their rhetoric back
>>203028330alright lad cheers
panning a poo
>>203028581arent you like 45 mate? grim behaviour for a middle aged man. get your shit together
>>203028523she fit?
>>203028542Canslad loves thoseWhere in London does the best pork pies?
>>203028581just stumbled into some losers diary
Starting to think he doesn't like women very much
>>203028550can you do this image next please?
>>203028626....nh
>>203028519>>203028542it's fookin raw
>>203028575when are studios finally going to realise people don't want woke agendas shoved in their faces? Will it be after the 50th high profile flop or the 100th?
>no affectionate ex-gymnast gfwhat's the point lads
>>203028575Probably should've left out the rape and that
>neatly arranged pepperoni>likkle extra cheeseyeah this za be #LITTY
>>203028601Communism is more necessary than ever.As much as jaded, porn addicted, fashioned, zionist NATO drones would like us to think otheriwse, Communism is as necessary ever.
>>203028581I once left dirty laundry in the basket for so long there were little worms crawling on it, possibly moth larvae
first joker wasn't that good either
>>203028542thats a lot of meat with no sauce
Omar taking Emily back to cronem traphouse to get acquainted with ebony goon meat missiles
>>203028628Selfridges deli counter
>>203028623mmhmm
How come sometimes it gives you the little auto countdown and sometimes it doesn't
Joker is a pro-incel movie series of course it's being panned
Leather-clad Communists in assless chaps, secreting their proletarian seed into bourgeoisie bumholes.COO-EE!
Your favourite new build developer?edit: excluding Barratt Homes
>>203028694zionism is quite communist. kibbutz and that
cronem shmeat sprayout all across emily's plump cheeks and lips
>>203027838people daemonise her but how was she supposed to know he wasn't lying
>>203028721I feel bad for the Mi5 agent that has to read your posts. I know that he too wants you to kys yourself.
There's a girl on my team in work and she must be fucking madShe had huge natural tits, and then had them surgically reduced a few months agoShe had attractive natural lips, and now she's had fillers to make them bigger and unnaturalSo unnatural reduced tits and unnatural inflated lips
>daemonise
whats keir up to right now?
>>203028765Urban Splash
Cronem sending meat missiles to Emily's uterus
>>203028745the sequel isn't pro-incel at all, it pretty much flies in the face of anyone that saw joker as a hero
>>203028484No you are right. I was a druggie and criminal. Part of the reason I left NZ was to put all that behind me. I certainly never considered NZ exceptional or interesting.
Sir Weekend Relaxer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLuLX8A50n0<< Lt.FUKAI GOOD LUCK >>
>>203028812sucking off netanyahu
joker 2 went woke and now has gone broke
when the fuck will goyim get in line god
sir bumber clarter
yanks are bizarreBIZARREentire audience are adultshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3GYJrhK8bA
>>203028694No it isn't. You're a mentally ill freak who only worships "communism" because you see it as a religion friendly to evil ugly mentally ill traitor subhumans like youCommunism is only necessary for YOU
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/gherkin/country/be/
>>203028765Persimmon
>>203027928when you spread seeds in a field, not all of them grow, but some will
not my fault they're so fit
anime
>>203028575I thought the first one was shit. Could not understand the hype.
>>203028896no one wants to see your faggot images either
Bought a VPN but the only sites you'd want to use it on block it, state
>>203028891reddit: the nation
>>203028812thinking about how he sleeps in the same bedroom kamikaze kwasi rammed his elephant tusk jungle bbc up liz's gash and covered her with african cream
>>203028770Ethnic cleansing and genocide because of 2500 year old religious texts and the needs of capital isn't communist.
>>203028908
sir magna carta
>i-i wish.. i wish i had spent more time *cough*.. posting about other men's penises on /brit/...*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
>>203028920dont care + didnt ask + boo hoo nigga
>>203028838Why would you move from NZ to the UK and not Australia
>>203028896fuck off and kill yourself
>>203028608It's a slippery slope though lad. It's literally the most pleasurable and addictive drug in existence. You've been warned.
>>203028796yh?
>>203028905what if someone drops agent orange on the entire field of seeds?that's what /brit/ is, psychic agent orange
thinking about zyzz. rip king
>>203028893Hey there hasbara, how's the missiles
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>203028891jesus christ I would never go to the cinema again
>>203028997mad how he was 22
>>203028955>I wish I'd gooned moreit do be like that sometimes
about to play overwatch for the first time lads ^-^
only one proper day off tomorrow if you think about it.
watching star trek tng for the first time, best of both worlds didnt really live up to the hype, especially part 2
>>203028997Rumor is the coroner’s office in Thailand or wherever all shagged his body
Rorke and the sweltering summer of 2025
>>203028962Australia is just NZ but rich. I'm poor, always have been always will be, and its shit to be poor in a rich country. England is a lot better for working class people.
>>203028987only if you have an addictive personality. ive done it plenty of times and never abused it.it is great though. probs my fav
my advice for all of you is simply don't be daft. as you drift through life, just remember not to be daft
just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
This is genuinely the worst Charlie Veitch video, showing up to the site of an 8 year old's murder and filming grieving peopleEvil cunthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K0eg4VzyNw
>>203029032it's friday fuck off FUCK OFF
might become a sick cunt
>>203029038TNG is holiday marathon when you’re bored at your family’s house for Christmas/new years kino
>>203029068ok marshall go to burger king
holy mother of PENG
>>203028891you know this movie is like 20 years old rightmost of the audience probably watched it as kids and are enjoying it because it reminds them of their childhood
>>203029068>a fifth ofFOY
open the fucking pubs
>>203029052What’re people’s impressions of you when they hear your kiwi accent in britland
>>203029072love it when the comments give him shit, like with the video where he harassed a random family waiting for their nan in an ambulance
>>203029045
drinkingdrivingpiratinglitteringspeedingdogging
>>203029072nonce
The English are a very Jewish people.
confectionary business idea: halisnaxhalifax based snacks
>>203029072he's a deeply disturbed aching simpleton
>>203029032im toiling on Sunday. then Sunday tea with the family toil.
>>203029101halifax mentioned
why does canslad never reply to posts asking about his age?
is it me or is the world out there getting... gayer?
So lads, we all off out to the pub with the lads in a bit? get a few pints in and pull a lass? Yh?
the people of edom deserved to be extinct
>>203029101you see them jetskis that go under the watervery cool
>>203029159diarreha with tapeworms. tragic.
i met charlie veitch once in manchester.
>>203029159grim grim GRIM
/brit/ stands with the brave national socialist Jewish state of Israel against Islamic Asiatic Bolshevism.
>>203029175do you think you ever had a chance in life or were you just born defective?
who said incels can't cook?
>>203029128most people cant place my accent and ask where im from
fucking ausdogs, GO TO BED
>>203029199ever shag him up the arse?
>>203029183aha yeah... *rubs back of neck nervously*
>>203029211potato and rice on the same plate is diabolical
>>203029135incredible type of girlwhy can't trannydem spammer post webms like these?
>>203028635
>>203029211think it was Sartre
>>203029164a lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of sheep
having missionary sex with a woman for the sole purpose of procreation
just remembered the crusher
>>203029263
>>203029263probably did wanks to worse in my time
>>203029214>>203029271spaki having a melty again is he?
>>203028290intact
>>203029072imagine making your living just being as annoying and cunty as possible, making scenes wherever you gosad existence
>>203029263>brUDDERS
She's hothttps://files.catbox.moe/nj7rb8.webmBut is she right?
having bum sex with a homosexual for the sole purpose of hiv seroconversion
listening to mid-90s west african afro-zouk
>>203029159corr
>>203029263cant believe i got a little hard
>>203029159curried spuds and pot noodle? get in
>>203029340mad there are people that actually do this
>>203029323but enough about Queen elizabeth II
>>203029271LOL
seems like spaki is going to be on a melty all night again
>>203029159State.Scrandemic truly is upon is
>>203029348Are you Irish diaspora?
>>203029373You? Posting all day on 4chan
>>203029404What sets the lil guy off?
>>203029263ccooooorrrr. can you now make him look younger? A LOT younger...
>>203029414not to my knowledge. why?
>>203029373mmhmm! aint nun dey cud do! LOL
>>203029416
anyone remember clogwogclogwog, paging clogwog
just don't understand why you'd reply to itare you a mong?
>>203029422anything it seems likemost fragile ego in /brit/
>>203029429Do you literally just spend all day hereYou said you 'toil', so are you spending your free time posting about black men on /brit/?Is this the highlight of your week?
>>203029460...yh
>>203029465he's zesty
>>203029394>>203029373See: >>203029328
>>203029465dun worry about it x
>>203029465it's spakihe's here 24/7
>>203029493>>203029493>>203029493
>>203029502You're spending your free time posting about black men lol.
>>203029509>>203029509>>203029509
>>203029460filter Timmy, cronem, KatieAll posts gone
>>203029502>>203029465yeh don't worry timmy x
>>203029546Why would I worry about incels posting about black men on 4chan on a Friday evening? Am I supposed to be impressed or something?
