LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
gay retard porn
YOLO
At the end of the day lads, we have to dissolve Israel.
>brUDDERS
Big bubble butts.Tight muscle butts.Hard, horny naked male butts.
your george carlins, your rosie joneses
Shakin' Stevens was kind of a big deal the UK of the 80ies
got the tony joe white on
there's a shit ready to come out my arse
>>203029565bit gay that
[chair clattering]
Fucking hate loading up 4chan, going to /int/ and /brit/ is sitting at 280-305 posts, meaning I have to sit like a spacker for 5 minutes waiting on someone to make a new threadit's genuinely about 80 to 90% of the time it happens and it's really starting to piss me off
>>203029588spaki
*walks up to canslad and smashes a glass bottle over his head*CANS TASTE DIFFERENT
if you snap a polo in complete darkness, it creates a little blue spark
>>203029589*bollocks at you for leaning back on your chair*
Look lads, all I'm saying is that we may need to consider the possibility of raping the disabled.
>>203029603your posts get glanced at for 0.25 seconds regardless so just type your little spacker tract and hit send
>>203029603I usually just go on some of the third world generals and create nonsense for 10 minutes
um
>>203029588thought the candy can in his arse was a sweet or something being held by a weird thumb coming out the grinch's thigh at first. very strange
I wish cities had Jap districts here
>>203029493Why is it every time I do a Interview or application I get really nervous
last one for now it's been an honour
>>203029610I agree, lad but that was a bokkle you just wasted>>203029629Disabled in what way? Like there's a difference between raping someone who doesn't like cans and someone who is mentally retarded
might go get a box of celebrationsnot that im celebrating anythingnothing in my life to celebratei just want to pig out on a variety of chocolates
>>203029629get her raped
your own posts should have impression counters that only you can seeget sinomoot on it
>>203029663never worth it because they don't reply quick enough like /brit/ for you to get a satisfied answer and leave in time
I wish obscure hobbies for poors still existedyou need to have millions to get into an obscure hobby now
>candy can
the problem is that I missed out on all the important stuff when I was younger which makes it impossible to turn your life around when you're older. it's over for me and people like me!
pizza hut on the way
pints with the lads
>>203029689how old are you?
>log on to 4chan>enter /brit/>only 25 postscall me when the party gets going lads
>>203029683scromiting at that webm
>the US restricts satellite images of IsraelMad that
>>203029716is that racismrad
cousin has learning disabilities and we used to shag all the time
october 7 in two days
>>203029735roar
eating poo
>>203029663For me its the occasional stroll through /balk/.
>>203029744? ...
>>203029744erm....
>>203029688one more wouldn't hurt lad.
>>203029683
>>203029683normally hate jap posting but exhaed at this
>>203029589
>>203029744
>>203029691could I have all the malteser ones
eating poo alsothe mouthfeels are exquisite
>>203029706trainspotting is cheap
>>203029745mad that its been a year since the attack on israeldoesnt even seem like 3 months
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>>203029762>>203029765shes not fully retarded just a bit
body falling to bits aged 24. bloated puffy face. people used to make fun of me for being too skinny. struggling with the captchas a lot nowadays. that's the mind gone.
>>203029769Grim
Just moved to the uk this morning. What should I do tonight if I don’t know anybody
>make a cansthread>spaino posts on his spam account that's bannedevery time without fail
>>203029770>that birthmark by her bellybutton literal 2/10
>>203029716hope the barkeep pissed in them
>>203029791stop this you evil ghoul
CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”
>>203029801get on PIP lad they pay for your 4chan pass if you can prove you have difficulty typing captchas
Quite literally advertising (he has repeatedly announced that he is 'sponsored') yet the jannies have never banned him for doing it
>>203029812>Just moved to the ukbro why
I’m 30. I can’t wear trainers anymore. I can’t wear hoodies anymore. I can’t wear trackie bottoms anymore. No more graphic t shirts. No more sloppy clothes made in China! and the third world. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials for me. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If my clothing looks robust then I’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of my life. Time to get a move on.
>>203029801stop eating shiteget your sleeping back in orderget exercisingstart drinking more water instead of energy drinks and cola like some runtgain a clue.
>>203029812get yourself housedget yourself fedget yourself wanked off
>>203029844why would spaki ban himself?
leftypol daydreaming about being a rock star and singing on stage in front of everyone he knows rorke daydreaming about saving a group of people from a terrorist
Friday night ass
>>203029812>I don’t know anybodysorry lad, it's over for you
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>>20302974575th anniversary of the GDR!
crinkle cut crisps
>>203029846The US military made me come here
>>203029850A clue gained.
>>203029844they ban him every day and he easily evadeshttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/hublot/deleted/deleted
captcha script gods how we feeling?
>>203029844belgium on a melty is he?got him filtered, he's invisible to me. insignifcant. puny. he doesn't even exist.ignorance is bliss
just one more reply and he'll fuck off for goodhe hates when he gets (you)s so just keep replying and he'll go away
>>203029786but no longer obscure
might do a 4am gymtoil sesh
>>203029844He does get bannedThe problem is when you're on the dole and spend £5 on about 800 proxies, it takes a while
>>203029850
>>203029801im in my mid 30s and fitter and healthier than ive ever been 2bh
>>203029893holy fuckbeyond mentally ill
>>203029850Always imagine a spacka mumbling this to himself with his head rocking up and down snapping his fingers when I read these
>The US military made me come herethis better be a joke
Temu? No more, Barbour jackets, Crockett & Jones shoes, Lock & Co hat, Harris Tweed, Turnbull & Asser shirts, Gieves & Hawkes suit, Fulton umbrella. You get what you pay for, no more sweatshop synthetic fabrics just classic durable british quality.
Alright guys? Not long woke up. Going to begin a stretching routine for improve my kicks.
>>203029900
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
>>203029850Hooting
>>203029779no i like maltesers
Clean shaven.Always.
just once in my life I'd love to say something shocking enough to get multiple Bradley's posted at me
>>203029871have never and will never understand the appeal of oil on women. you'd just get all slimy while shagging her, how is that enjoyable?
>>203029864I’ve done the first 2 but don’t know where to find the third. Where do I find prostitutes
>>203029744just a guess here but your kid will also have learning disabilities
>>203029770
>>203029889
>>203029893Doesn't help how easy ban evasion is
>>203029897same. really wish people would stop talking about him and reminding me he exists
>>203029838>>203029880do the depths of your sinister nature know no ends?
>>203029897Yes but he is never banned for adversing specifically; those posts are just the fallout of him being banned for something else (probably trolling)
>>203029928get that tight foreskin stretched while you're at it
>>203029844this nigga has never heard of ban evasion
>>203029928JOI vocaroo tonight?
the other day cluelad mused about wearing a fedoracan't respect him anymore
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>203029919https://desuarchive.org/int/search/country/be/deleted/deleted/jumped to page 50 and it's still mostly himhe is extremely mentally ill
>>203029889Average Ukraine supporter
>>203029972Bizarre response
>>203029897ktim
>>203029945just need to tell people you're not a virgin lad x
GET THE SLAPPERS POSTED
>>203029900Mad that
>>203029947not slimy though is it. its oily, a pleasurable sensation. maybe you're autistic and have sensory issues
every women ive dated has had too many sexual partners for my liking. i hope saying this isnt a incel things. i just think promiscuity says a lot about a person and how they value relationships.
>>203029982
>>203029984Beyond Toby levels of mentally ill. If only he had the occasionally laughable eccentricity of Mr. Mouse.
There's a guy who comes into ALDI everyday and wears a full suit and a fedora and always buys a few big bottles of the full sugar cola and some energy drinks.
>>203029992well you're saying that he never gets banned - he obviously does but he just evades them, it's not rocket science
>>203029986I dont give a shit about Ukraine I only joined the zog force for healthcare
>>203029996
mad how janny is in this thread right now because the stump getting fingered got deleted straight away but he won't ban the belgian paki for advertising
>>203029927Based.
>>203030017his new obsession with the gherkin is fairly amusing desu
>>203030020No I'm saying he never gets banned for advertising.
>>203029984Quite funny how he used to post DNB in the thread
Always.
rate the new specs lads
>>203030006You can't cherish one person if you're able to have sex and be intimate with loads
Interviewing Biden on BBC News channel Holy shit he looks and sound COOKEDAnd he's bragging about how much money he's given to Israel
>>203030046True
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>203030050t. can't grow a beard
>>203029984cunt needs locking up
>>203030050Based.Fuck beards.Beards are Reddit.
>>203030006I’ve been lucky so far but I’ve just left my fourth relationship and I get the feeling I wonder be able to find a woman with such low body counts as my last gf’s ever again
watching slow horses series 3
>>203029984a jokes a joke and autists have a habit of taking things too far but this is just genuine mental illness. he needs help
>>203030051jack nicholson looking good these
>>203030043Pretty sure they're less likely to ban or even delete posts by retards who buy (stolen) 4chan passes
my face? clean shavenmy women? the same
>>203030091River dies
its getting cold now
>>203030088what even is a 'low' body count nowadays, 5-10?
>>203030047you can't possibly know that
>>203030051gregg wallace on mad one
>>203030121the cold hurts my back
>>203030117i've seen it before
>>203029919remember when he posted a t shirt with the hublot and shell logos which he clearly had custom madeits his identity, he is spending real money on it
>>203030121holy lord, you think she has sex?
>>203030121good stuff
>>203030073lovely tgirl angel
got one of these for later
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Poo/country/gb/
>>203030121stop posting webms like these it makes me sad I don't have a gf
>>203030091good series that, still need to watch series 4 but waiting till all the eps are out
>>203030124for me it’s below 5I don’t know what most people would consider
>>203030162frankly absurd amount of dough
Boe Jiden sex arse
>>203030163270 threads worth of poo posts
>>203030163>83000 results foundNo wonder everyone thinks we're mentally ill
>>203030155nah I reckon shes a virgin
>>203030162Get in. I like the ALDI fresh pizzas more personally but the frozen ones are decent too.
rorke trembling
>>203030163literally all me
Flag: BEtimmy cronem katy gherkin black bantu batons AI art
got the k-pop on
>>203030204JOI?
every time i see a beautiful woman i cant help but think she's probably done a really smelly poo that day and it puts me right off her
>>203030154Kind of based tbf lmfao
>>203030204can we get some more photos like this one
big fat fucking chebs big fat fucking boobs, tits
got the wendigoon on
>>203030219>>>/pol/
>>203030121need to see them sprayed with african champagne
>>203030219banning certain weapons wont stop you-know-whos killing each other. just putting a plaster on the problem and looking the other way really
>>203030268toby
listening to Be My Lover by La Bouche
>>203030219>authorised>approved>introduced plans>will be >to be>plans to what most of these are. nothing more than pledges and paperwork that hasn't been done yet
monster ultra down the hatch, fancy a covfefe now
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Sacked%20tranny/country/Gb/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Sacked tranny’ and in ‘Gb’. 2325 results found.https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Employed%20woman/country/Gb/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Employed woman’ and in ‘Gb’. 823 results found.
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/timmy%7Cclapmeat%7Cclapper%2A%7Cgherkin%2A%7Ckaty%7Chublot%7Cshell%7Cciroc%7Ccronem%2A/country/be/start/2023-09-01/>>203030081>>203030098and those are just the posts janny bothered to delete
>>203030310
leftypol crossing the road at the designated pedestrian crossing like a boot-licking poofrorke confidently crossing the road wherever he wants
need a peng canadian gf
>>203030098It's his life. Like the canadian said, he made his own polo shirt with all of his 'sponsors' on it.Toby tier mental case
>>203030334state of this jew ink
>>203030351genuinely sadimagine how his mum feels
>>203030315https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/timmy%7Cclapmeat%7Cclapper%2A%7Cgherkin%2A%7Ckaty%7Chublot%7Cshell%7Cciroc%7Ccronem%2A/country/be/start/2023-09-01/page/128/128Since last yearAnd I thought my interest in cans was bad...
No tattoos.Always.
>>203030351Getting a custom T-shirt is not illegal. Don't see the issue.
this art piece is making the roundsstruggling to decipher its meaning
no idea why you pillocks dont just filter him. you literally forget they exist (until mongs start gossiping about them like women)
>>203030443Stop being a pedantic mongo.
>>203030443Alright, spaino, lad?Looking for a working vpn and pass?How's the masculine manly testicles?
>>203030457now this is a gimmick we can all get behind
its not just going out that is meaningless without people to provide context. its also going to work, watching tv, going online, sitting on your own. genuinely no point in breathing
need a white gf desutried dating asian and brown girls but their cultures are often just too incompatible
don't even know who theyre talking about, my filters are on another level
>>203030480freshly caught willies
Get your fucking boaby out for the glasgow celtic
might move to china
>>203030239it shows dedication but what is he dedicating himself to, being the most unwanted mentally ill runt on an already runted general on a dying website? its creepy, makes my skin crawl
>>203030472You're a 47 year old disabled man who lives with his mum and roleplays as Judge Dredd on 4chan. You're below me in the social hierarchy here, freak.
I've filtered every word in /brit/ apart from pints poo and crisps
can't for the life of me figure this out lads
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8m4268dg8oBan blacks from driving.
some teenagers just shouted something at me on my incelwalk
>>203030552g-g-g-g-ghhhost!
>>203030537>crispsnever seen anyone talk about crisps here
>>203030591FONC
>>203030562should have flashed them your willy
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx25pj920e7o
need a belarusian gf with a cute accent
>>203030534So when you were doing your thing of pretenidng to be me, you accidently screenshotted your screens showing us your weird interestsYou then managed to somehow think that saying you're me at a time when I'm at toil and never post, makes you meI suppose that's better than being you and wanking away in your mum's knickers screeching about how you're a pretty white woman who loves black cock while living out your insecurities pretending to be black and fucking white girlsBut really, lad, how's those manly balls of yours? You know, since you don't have a vagina due to being a man and not a woman
>>203030552yeh?https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/LsaBqwQMYG1BRvuz9X3pnA/
>>203030562you're safe now, you're back home with the lads and those mean youngsters can't bother you no more x
>>203030591I literally ask everybody what their favourite crisps are every day
>>203030534don't you live with your mum and collect disability benefits?
>>203030489I’m a bit too intimidated to date a normie blonde American womanI think I get away with ethnics as there’s an exotic factor and they’re usually a bit bookish in such a way as to accept peculiarities of mine
>>203030619she's pretty
>>203030634No you don't stop lying
THIS SONG GOES OUT TO MY CAT
>>203030635also his mum won't let him eat steak because he might choke on it because he has never learned how to chew his food properly
>>203030580has the ghost of future yet to come returned to remind you you'll be a virgin for life lad?
>>203030659I do every morning at 9amprobably aren'tr around then are you NEET boy
Need some new boxers me lads where shall I cop?
AE_LIVE_WASHINGTON_071015 looms
Brits don’t eat potato chips with any flavor They just have them plain not even salt or vinegarCringe
>>203030655its a bloke mate
>>203030619FFS?
>>203030687I am and have never seen you post that
>>203030675how can I be a virgin for life if I'm not a virgin right now?
>>203030697i bought mine from sainos and they're nice
>>203030699
>>203030706nah
>>203030709facial feminisation surgerybasically getting rid of their manly jaw and chin
just got a harsh reminder that yanks exist, distraught
>>203030642my brown gf literally calls me autistic by finds it endearing, supposedly. don't think my 'peculiarities' would fly with most other women.
what's everyone's favourite crisps?
>>203030457You realise Cravendale isn't actually that white right? The bottle is opaque white plastic. The milk has a yellowish tinge like all milk. Don't know why people bother with it.
>>203030781plain
>>203030715just because your dad raped you up the arse doesn't make you a not virgin
>>203030781skips
>>203030805boring cunt you are
>>203030781coop salt and vinegar
mental, mad, bonkers, bizarre
>>203030701false statement from a malinformed anglophobe
>>203030697I get mine off temu But they're a bit tight around the willerson area and sometimes you will find yourself pulling strands out of your asshole, very uncomfortable and strange feeling
>>203030808cope on spaki you virgin freak
>>203030791its filtered so lasts longer>>203030781cheese and onion (but only walkers)chicken and thyme sensationstwiglets
>>203030781tyrrells salt and vinegar
got the "handcrafted" crust from pizza hutthink it's just sourdough
er spaino? I didn't mean to drive you away, lad with the comments here>>203030624
>>203030781so fucking peng
Going off to school in my smart heeled boots! You lads want owt?
>>203030841Yeah but I bet you thought it was bright white because of the plastic bottle.
It's now been almost 3 months since Spaino posted here and the schizos here are still inventing new lore based on their own decisions
>>203030619weird amerimutt face and skull
>>203030884bore off spaki
Sir Spain Ladder
>>203030874alri smartschoolboy9>>203030883i did not
>>203028838I have a soft spot for nature in general and I'm a biology student so it's in this regard that I find NZ to be an exceptional placeIf it wasn't for the bush then yeah NZ would be a very boring place and I understant NZers who leave it, but if you are into the outdoors like I am then it's an exceptional placeI've had kiwis tell me, genuinely baffled, "what the fuck are you doing here?" as in how in the hell can you waste time in New Zealand when to them Europe seems so much more interesting
>>203030874get me some twizzlers and a chocolate doughnut, red panda pop too
Need some sour apple rings from Lidls before football starts. They're my good luck sweeties you see.
Well fuck me, ladsSpaino does get banned
>>203030900>spaki
she wants a man who only ever wears trackies
>>203030870woke rubbish
>>203030748looks like they've done a decent job then, will there be a scar underneath their chin then?
dicks out for the boys
>>203030632<3 that’s the love i love to see between the lads
>>203030941Leeds nonce OUT>>203030952suck ya mum
>>203030941do you support a premier league team?
>>203030970I just want my parlay to hit
>>203030978imma parlay my balls on your chin
>>203029509>>203029509>>203029509Lads, do canslad a favour and recylce that one. I made my /new/ about a second before this lad(ette) did
>>203030781been going through a pringles phase recently. i dont think they are even as good as they used to be but its like im addicted to the damn things.
the introduction of potatoes into europe helped end famines on the continent. bit of a blip in ireland unfortunately
cracking good deal this lads
>>203031004>>203031024bit early those
Slug.
mad how there's still plenty of posting to be done right here
>>203031036yeah that is amazing
>>203031103>>203031103>>203031103
early new>>203031016>>203031016
>>203030619tbf this one looks like a womanwould pipe her if she was guaranteed not to make any manly noises
