LOVELY FUCKING BOOK edish
CANSLAD IS A PAEDOPHILECANSLAD IS A PEADOPHILENA NA NA NAOONA NA NA NAHEY
too full from my sides and now i don't want either of my pizzas
need a bf
>>203031103You have put me in the lowest pit, in the darkest depths.7 Your wrath lies heavily on me; you have overwhelmed me with all your waves.8 You have taken from me my closest friends and have made me repulsive to them.I am confined and cannot escape;9 my eyes are dim with grief.I call to you, Lord, every day; I spread out my hands to you.10 Do you show your wonders to the dead? Do their spirits rise up and praise you?11 Is your love declared in the grave, your faithfulness in Destruction?12 Are your wonders known in the place of darkness, or your righteous deeds in the land of oblivion?
smooching the bfs bumhole x
I'm guess that this must be the threadbe the THRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD
with the gf
>>203031103god you are such cancer
>>203031178wish i was the bf
>>203031148It's a beloved childhood book, you utter fucking cretin
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Sacked%20tranny/country/Gb/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Sacked tranny’ and in ‘Gb’. 2325 results found.https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Employed%20woman/country/Gb/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Employed woman’ and in ‘Gb’. 823 results found.
It's sour peach rings when I have a can of Monster Mango Loco and sour apple rings when I have a can of Monster Original Zero Sugar.
with the gf (2)
>>203031225kill yourself spainnonce
janny was on a killing spree with those other news
>>203031184read this in david byrne's voice
>>203031237very small feet
Not washed my hair in a week and it looks better than ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-ksw3U4DxQ
>>203031263nopoo is real
Wish this was the gf
>sold my phone of 5 years on ebay and it turns out it's to a pakidamn. i'm sorry phone :(
>>203031257my gf has size 4 feet. they're like little monkey feet lol
>>203031271ugly bloke
>>203031237hot
>>203031282>>203031312ugly blokes
janny spending his friday night moderating 4chan lol
Post the black slags
>cansnonce>trannies>paki bints>cravendale>personalitypostscancer, i'm out
got faketaki on
only gone an got the AE_LIVE_WASHINGTON_071015 on you see
embracing being bi
Dad tried saving a bee that was clearly on its last legs yesterday, we gave it some sugar and water and I watched it crawl very slowly towards a flower we placed next to it. He found it today two meters away from where he left it, wet from the morning dew. He took it inside and dried it with the hairdryer, gave it some more sugar, and then later we moved it onto some more flowers. He's checked back on it since and it's hardly moved at all, but my dad held his finger out to it and it touched its little leg to his finger. I can tell he's upset about it, but I don't think there's anything else we can do. He thought about bringing it inside from the cold but my mum said not to. It's probably passing on outside in the dark as I type this. Feel a bit shit about it but there's not much else we could've done I don't think.
>>203031328lol what a nonce!
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rapelad>tradieposting>big brad>canslad>nonceposting>poo smellsmallardlad>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>rolexmong>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradleyQuite the list isn't it
>>203031350family of utter freaks you are
>>203031350bee hives are dying at this time of year anyway. the queen is in an underground burrow somewhere waiting for next year
>>203031350white people everyone
putting slugs up my arse
>>203031345no such thing
>>203031229Hasn't showed his face since this dropped
>>203031377all utterly worthless and the /brit/ would be improved without them
>>203031350bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>putting slugs up my arse
would rather put a slug up my arse than in my mouth any day of the week to be fair
ran out of milk can I put vanilla milkshake in a coffee instead
last year every single bee i saw was either dead or having a seizure of sorts and going spastic, something was really wrong this year they seem healthy enough
not even 8 yet and it's already dark outside. what a grim time to be alive
Just been booked in for racial reassignment surgery! I can't wait!
>>203031377>no cravendalebet that runt is seething
>>203031384Bees hatch special winter bees that live longer, normally Had to read some paper about it for unihttps://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-44207-1
weathermong loves complaining about his weather
>>203031449gaining or losing your nigger word pass?
Got the Islamophobic videos on
>>203031377many of those aren't 2024 gimmicks
Any niggards in?
>>203031449congratulations, what race lad? who is your surgeon?
>>203031449remember that lad who turned koreanhe then turned full on chud lel
>>203031445this year I've noticed a lot less than last year
>>203031460silly little cunt ruined it by talking. that's one dead gimmick we'll never have back
>>203031377Mallardlad wins it for me unfortunately. A few of my gimmicks there too aha
Money so fucked I’m about to start working on my period again and hiding all the blood.
is excessive nicotine use the reason my fingers and toes are always cold
>>203031510>Mallardladwhat the fuck is that
screaming
>>203031350Mad how this poster is the equilibrium to my relentless behavior of stepping on insects
got the Borko on
>>203031507leopard slug?
you could just spit the slug back out straight away if you put it in your mouthput it up your arse and it might get stuck up there
>>203031490sinisterbradley, nonceposting, Rolexmong, mallardlad, sir Keir posting, big brad, tradieposting, Irish diaspora. All 2024.
Every post i make on the phone gives me a 60 sec cool downFucking unusable
got the gay porn on and feeling very lustful
>>203031525actress name?
>>203031587Jasmin Arthur aka belleblue
>watch joker 2024 free online download in hindi
>>203031587valentina bianco
listening to royalty-free instrumental reggae
Hello lads it's me, hellolad! A surprise late entrant to the 2024 /brit/ gimmick award
>>203031637nice one
>>203031507Canslad paying me a visit
Is masturbating below the age of 18 a nonce activity?
:)
stood on a slug once me
About as many Gazans have died under Israel's bombing now as Londoners died under the LuftwaffeWas the Blitz a genocide?
>>203031103
a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man
Thoughts on gay (bottom) black men?
mad how peng some lasses are bit unfair really
>>203031713nothing to do with me
>>203031103Big Fucking Giant
>>203031693no one has said anything to me about it when waking off my little brother yet
>>203031707is this asmr for coomers? is that why she's picking about with her clothes?
>>203031725reminds me of the gay porn that was posted here for a bit of the two black fellas shagging but the bottom is pooing during the shagging and says 'im shittin nigga' in a humorous manner
Utter woke nonsense.
laptops got touchscreen bit fucking useless
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on.
sassy black gay niggas
>>203031742a mealy mouthed reply
Polished off 6 tins in record time, on my way to getting CUNTED
hearing rumours of a mystery guest at the /brit/ awards this year
>>203031795A clue gained.
Going to watch Goodfellas tonightEveryone's always ranting and raving about how good it is
browsing a pornstar's manyvids page and seeing the vids people have paid for really gives you a new appreciation to the sort of weird fucked up niche fetishes some bloke somewhere in the world must havesome chick getting paid to shove cigarettes up her arse for one
>>203031824tell us the time then twat
corr nonce alarm going wild at that post
i'm racist lads
>>203031795yeah?
>>203031838well it isnt called badfellas
feel like SHIT
just remembered that clip where some zoom call in south africa got interrupted by some zesty lad bumming himself with a dildo and cumming everywhere
>>203031853Keir Starmer's coming to grape you
>>203031838https://vocaroo.com/kyMcU0X0YV4
moving to a new pad soon and don't trust landlordberg to not monitor my internet usage so will be investing in a VPN and also a 4chan pass (tm) to bypass the rangebans
>>203031853sounds a bit racist
reckon he's mentally unwell ladshttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/Going%20to%20start%20dressing%20smarter.%20I%E2%80%99m%2030%20now.%20Time%20to%20put%20things%20into%20perspective.%20I%20can%E2%80%99t%20wear%20trainers%20and%20trackie%20bottoms%20anymore.%20It%E2%80%99s%20time%20to%20put%20a%20little%20effort%20in.%20Shirts.%20Trousers.%20Nice%20shoes.%20Smarten%20myself%20up.%20Clean%20shaven.%20Always.%20If%20I%20respect%20myself%2C%20others%20will%20respect%20me.%20That%20comes%20through%20how%20you%20present%20yourself%20initially.%20Time%20to%20get%20a%20move%20on./
Having an incel pint at the pub. So far it's full of normie twats and I'm sitting here like a freak.Not sure what to do lads
I hate racism. Utterly detestable. Always a sign of the racist individuals own failure.
Skyping the American gf soon got any good memes to share?
>>203031940solo drinking in a pub on a friday night is wild
>>203031795An outfit to contextualise the man. The hardships he's faced. The mountains he's climbed. Every time he came face to face with an insurmountable challenge, smirked and said "I got this". That's why we we dress this way.
>>203031940start a fight
>>203031940you've made a massive mistake. everyone is looking at you thinking what an utter freak you are. you'll never be able to show your face anywhere ever again.it's fucking over.
>>203031942Based post desu
>>203031950yeh here>>203031778
>>203031986love love LOVE that fillum absolute kino so it is
any gay homosexuals in?
>>203031909cant you use some tools to detect whether he's monitoring you and then ruin his reputation
>>203031950Simpsonwave and do it for the vine. Haven't kept up with meme culture since then.
/brit/ is queer. /brit/ is brown. /brit/ is experimental. /brit/ is us.
>>203032029...Yh. I'm a petite pretty boy twink
>>203032029yeah
>>203032029sorry im a straight homosexuals
>>203032046Just vomited all over the laptop
>>203032029I could be said to be a touch queer, off the straight and narrow as it were, bent if you will
/brit/ boys kissing each other and falling in love :)
>ywn watch HIGNFY with Diego while he explains all the political references so you can understand then laugh at the jokes Why even live!!
>>203032039he's 75 and retired so no use in ruining his reputation, he is unusually tech savvy and switched on for his age though which is what I'm concerned aboutwill look into this though for my own peace of mind
no diego or mousenonce today. tragic
Torrenting and watching Reasonablefellas now that someone mentioned it. Nigger (unrelated)
my interview went well and my dad is pissed at me because i said the place he tried to get me a job at won't hire. sorry but when ever someone says be patient and wait that instantly makes me lose faith
brown emo twinks kissing
>>203032112Just belgium and heatherfreak. Grim.
found myself a nice russian girl to fall in love with
having a couple of negronis
>>203032118howled at this post >>203032123fuck off yank
>>203032123no one cares. fuck off
remember you're a womble
>>203032146you can't say that word mate
wahey!
>>203032124imagine being a midget must be mental, any lads under 6ft can tell us what it's like?
can landlords really see your internet history feel like it's an isp only thing within your contract with them?
here we are thenthe /brit/ mandem
>>203032127ktim
would you rather shag rita ora or charli xcx?
really like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgIu2xcIJ6w
Mad the superiority of brown girls really.
looks like belgium actually has gone out tonight. egg on all your faces.
did you know Welsh warlords were really respected by the Romans
>>203032046average passenger of a train heading to croydon zone 5 x
3 ads on Amazon prime during shows and movies now. 3! what am I even paying for.
>>203032210piss off 190
>>203032210OH NO! NO!
>>203032210>>203032214Kek, perfect timing
why did jk rowling write a race of slaves whose slavery was justified because they liked being slaves into her children's fantasy novel?
>>203032182not the pint!
>>203032210>>203032214
>>203032193The ISP can't see your browser history. At best they can see which domain names you have been to but not what you did on that site.
>>203032210tomorrow
>>203032246
going to get a rhinoplasty methinks. nose is a bit big.
ignore him ladshe's (You) baiting again
>Belgiumnonce disappears>Bosniannonce appearscurious.
>>203032210spaino got banned earlierhe's back on a paid vpn and pass tho
>>203032264you said you were going out last saturdayyou sat in /brit/ for 16 hours spamming
>>203032246Look at the goblin bank in the hogwarts movies. There's literally a Star of David in the bank floor.What was meant by this?
>>203032182this happened to me in the middle of a busy beer garden lol. bit embarrassing
>>203031424here it is :)
>>203032246Reminds me of puppies
>>203032278bet mine's bigger
Got the twin peaks rewatch on
>>203032246what race was this in the HP books? the dobby race?
love how gay /brit/ is
>>203032300no I didnt, i logged off at night
>>203032140
>>203032322yeshouse elves
>>203031271CORRR WOULD LOVE TO SUCK HER WILLY
>>203032323it's all for (You)'s. gay for pay as it were
>>203032308
>>203031103Big Faggot Giant
>>203032355she has a really ugly willy 2bh. mutilated by circumcision
>>203032319
>>203032301>hates trannies>adds a dude who turns into a dog
>>203032399Oh n-
>>203032301did she design the floor?
cuurently getting a cluehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions
right hand keeps having spasms and locking up. convinced myself it's the beginning of MND. I'm just at the right age of it developing
>>203032399YJK
>>203032334maybe I should find a few of them putin will need lots of babies for his next war
whens the last time you washed your bedsheets and towels?
>>203032301she was obviously drawing a parallel between ugly greedy hooked nosed bankers and goblins
contemplating the grindrtoil
>>203032316could be
>>203032427Good one
>>203032301Never fails to make me laugh how lefties are like "These vile, hook-nosed banking goblins are obviously meant to be Jews, very antisemitic"
>>203032438two months for my bedding and a week ago for my towel
>>203032387
>>203032381cockmogs me by far tho
>>203032319for me, it's David Lynch's Wild at Heart, starring Nicolas Cage, Laura Dern and Willem Dafoe
toby
>>203032427>Spices were not used in the Middle Ages to mask the flavor of rotten meat before refrigeration. Spices were an expensive luxury item; those who could afford them could afford good meat, and there are no contemporaneous documents calling for spices to disguise the taste of bad meat.[47]Is this true? Thought the stronger the spice the more rotten the meat because vindaloo is really far away
>>203032438don't own any towels and just sleep on a bare mattress
>>203032457pozmaxxing at the local public toilet eh lad?
the jews
>>203032473You do understand the lefties are allowed to acknowledge racist stereotypes exist?
>>203032490Elephant Man and Straight Story for me
>>203032438dont have bedsheets and use my towels for around a year each then just throw them out
>>203032499...nh
>>203032497based enlightened minimalist
Any y'all's mofuckas got that webm of the drunk tarq at a sports event caught on camera biting his wifes tit?
On the Franziskaner
mr krum.... the nemesis inferno.... oooooo!
bought loads of xmr when it was $198 AUD and now it's up to $216 AUDin the money me
>>203032496it's a common misconception
Just nonced and peed and, I don't know, coomed? All over your mother's fanny
>>203032325>>202802392
>>203032520was at a vitality blast t20 match iirca great competition debased by the vile woke hundred
>>203032528patrician choice
BARTY CROUCH!
>>203032427>The Coca-Cola bottle's contour bottle was not designed by famous industrial designer Raymond Loewy.[8][9]that's my world shattered like a coke bottle thrown on the ground
>>203032541l hate my life
>>203032496>>203032545always thought it was bs because in the heat of africa and shit they'd just air dry their meat preventing it from rotting
>>203032541big chin on that lass
>>203032387this scene made me make a brie and butter sandwich and I've made them often since because they really are nice
>>203032532you thought about moving to Double Bay? my mate lives there
>>203032564So tasty >.<
>>203032553and? its not that late
Designing a Saw-esque trap in which to place Sir Keir Starmer
>>203032541stupid slag. she's not as attractive as she thinks she is.
>>203032600now they air fry itmad world
Glasgow is full of black men like him
>>203032532i need to get on the crypto, my last normal stock investment made me like 40 dollars
when you eat foreign food, it's cultural appropriation. now please educate yourself on this matter.
>>203032619you were spamming ALL night satuday until the early hourshttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/202800101/#q202802392
>>203032638Taking pictures of Niggers on the Streets.
Really looking forward to trying Tom Kerridge’s new Gastropub range from M&S tomorrow lads.
*educates myself on that matter*
>>203032626will it have two tiers?
>>203032637makes you think doesnt it
>>203032658i literally did not LOL i logged off and got active
>>203032650what an idiotic post
really hate simon mayo's cohost. snivelling little sycophant
>>203032689you mean you went to bed because your mum shouted at you to keep the noise down
>>203032670*reeducates you*
>>203032112Mousey was begging us to find him a girlfriend last night
>>203032723projection of your childhood LOL
get the trannys bloused
hate it when I'm trying to take off my trousers and the cunts get stuck around my anklejust fucking get off and stop making my life so difficult. fuck off
>>203032669it's shite
>>203032741done him
>>203032689why do you spend time on here before you go out?
>>203032741you're the one still living at home in your late 20s spaki
>>203032739that is a really disappointing arse.
>>203032710stop being a xenophobic bigot.
shovelling heaps of runtslop into my greedy gob
>>203032761because it’s fun?
>>203032786corr what you got?
>>203032787you posted until 1am then you went to bed
Johnnie want fuckieHe's an orgasm addict
>>203032769you like them small and boyish eh?
>>203032787posting about black men for hours is fun?
>>203032770decent william on this one would give a cheeky non gay suck
>>203032427>It is not systemic bias that causes sole custody of children to be granted more often to women than men; rather, it is because men infrequently contest or seek it.doing a hmmm
>>203032770would smooch and snuggle with
>>203032799Laotian
>>203032835this nigga eatin moisturiser
might learn krav maga, seems like one of the practical martial arts and isn't full of wankers like brazilian jiu jitsu
Who do you reckon the sexiest /brit/ boy is?
>>203032807he said the other day he was posting at 9pm because he had just got back home from a night out lol he's a literal clueless virgin
>>203032855
>>203032858just learn boxing mate. all you need to know is how to throw a punch (and take one)
>>203032863(You) bby ;)
he thinks writing hundreds of posts about black men shagging is 'fun'
>>203032813I'm only interested in people half my age.
shaking my head like stevie wonder
lil timmy flinging his frikandel around his smelly childhood bedroom in a rage
fuckin hell it feels like a sunday todayan yesterday felt like a wensdaycorr my head hurtswats going on there then!.
>>203032881absolute virgin freak spaki isshaggers aren't even out yet at 9
the most practical martial art is learning to run away
>>203032881i said i gave a batonnage i didnt say i went out you inexperienced timmy
>>203032848based john hamm
>>203032888how is that more practical than a style that involves grapples and kicks?
>>203032919cope on ya fucking freak
>>203032919Virgin freak, virgin freak, he’s virgin freaky
>>203032919did he enjoy it?
>>203032934because fighting never involves that shit.
>>203032923>>203032923>>203032923
>>203032935>>203032944virgin timmies rattled LOL
>>203032934It’s not he’s a retardBoxing is good but most street fights are gonna end up on the ground anyway
>>203032919and yet you haven't posted a hand timestamp to prove youre black once and for allliterally 0 downsides for you and you havent done itwonder why!
>>203032848
