scrandemic edish
dogberg shat in the almonds again
this thing was worth every penny
>>203036546elton saw nuts and he unloaded
>LEEDS
rorke thinks he's a computer hacker because installed ubuntu
culinary horseshoe theory is when the closer it looks to vomit or poo the more delicious it is
>>203036546elton gastroenteritis
it looks a bit unsavory but it's better when mixed in
canscunt embarrassed even more than when he tries to be funny
>rig and brown scored against leedspottery
>>203036627consider that you're as fucking boring as he is you cretin
>>203036624miso paste... chocolate mousse.. marmite.. you might be onto something here...
>>203036627nice tatas
what happened to arsewog and pierre?
anime
>>203036739>>203036644classic spaino
>>203036682what about spicy ghanaian shitu
I like Canslad
where's poleaboo?
>>203036739Bizarre thing to post
>>203036780why do wypipo make this face
didn't have much cheese left
>>203036789joined hezbollah
This is the sort of videos Mouselord should be making yes?Would you watch them if he did??
>>203036750not him but i dont want to see your naked brown mongs either
>>203036819..yh
just saw someone announce a report
>>203036807ah yes, cum on toasta British delicacy
>>203036819If Toby has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Toby has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Toby has only one fan then that is me. If Toby has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
Chris Benoit
Was going to have sex with my gf but I told her the /brit/ boys need me tonight
*vine boom sound effect*
if you were going to force me to fuck a black girl i'd pick gia lashay (post braces)
>>203036862state of your cum if that's what it looks liike
>>203036895no i'd rather interact with neither as i impliedpiss off
>>203036750knowing about the CUMD is a sex cheatcode. for instance if you have the girth to overcome it you should flip her over but if you dont you should enter her in this position so your balls can clip her clit and still give her some contact
>>203036819no, these are: https://www.tiktok.com/@yeshua418q
>>203036807Here is a tip.I will post tips like this on my YouTube.You could have put it all on one sliceAnd then put the other toasted slice on top of it With a sauceOf your choosing on top of the cheese to further flavour the dish.
cringe my ovaries off when utter virgins say "lad"you're emphatically not a ladyou probably wear glasses
My parlay hit.
would love for her to sit on my face
>>203036865does she let you nut inside?
>>203036939post slip
>>203036895looks a bit like rhianna
>>203036819Mousey please actually do this it would be funny
uhh.... jocksistas...?
>>203036644who is that? have I missed something?
I trust all of you have received proper training in use of the wiimote? Hey listen up gang, let's take this seriously for a second, I ain't FUCKING around. That's right, faggot, today we're allowed to curse, because today is my motherfucking birthday! That's right, October 4, 2006, that's all I had to say to you guys haha. Middle finger to you, middle finger to you, middle finger to YOU
>>203036939FOY
>>203036819I just watched them and all the DVDs he buys he just says "not heard of that" then goes to the next. Really just awful content of which I'd like to see MN do.
w ma bag taso aacon uron don it o
>>203036961she's not real mate. It was all a fabrication.
katy miss dem s curved soul poles... her gherkin membership expired
i love selling pornography to the goyimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPi5WncPDak
Bit mental
fedoras are awesome
>>203036814update: it took 6 minutes and 4 seconds form when it was reported, not that >>203036627 only took 2 minutes
>>203037037this is the perfect colour for pussy lips too .thats how you know it's a well made roast
>>203037042why would you lie to me....
niggers may be mentally retarded but they have huge cocks, timmy
>>203036787thankks, lad
>>203037058don't like the idea she is in a larger building than the gherk
katy thinking of purchasing a weekend pass for the gherkin...
>>203036819How depressing is that ffs
>>203037084mines better
>>203037065why does that brown car salesman have so many views
It's not my fault that I hate work, it's just my genetics.
spaki having a melty all night again is he
>>203037099same with protestants. and dont you forget it timmy
>>203036807oh my days leftypol why are you wearing creps in the gaff like a yank?
Evening all Friday night /brit/ Evening all
how many rules do you think you lads could break in a single post then?
>>203037147kek they just like us
>>203037105she's looking at the brothas on the top floor having fun
>>203037169ktim
what kinks have you inherited from your dad?
>>203037164bet he wears a flat brim cap too
>>203037202homosexual incest
>>203037189another boring post by a very boring postergot any interesting thoughts in your head mate? no?
>>203037169what if its a BBC
>>203037202foreign birds>>203037222you gay or something pal?
>>203037142>>203037084Kino.Didn't this nigga eventually troon out as well?
>>203037202why the fuck would I want to know that?
May do a certain against against the disabled
>>203037170enough for a month long ban, not enough for a permaban
>>203037257yeh, watch his latest video. he trooned out and i guess adopted a kid with the nerd in the cap
>>203037257>trannies>nerd guy>weird much older guy kino
>>203037276i'm not seething i'm saying i find you boringyou're an uninteresting person
>>203037257he certainly did
>>203037300that kids getting bummed
why aren't you lads out on the lash tonight?
lil timmy signing up for a sugardaddy website after inheriting timmy sr home LOL
It feels surreal after I hit 28 and a few years working I lost all desire to go out meet people and party and do anything new that involves leaving the house after 9PM. I really feel like this should have happened after acquiring a gf but I guess my only hopes of that are finding one between 9-5 working remotely.
*enters /brit/*
>>203037320I'm an incel
>>203037320dont fancy it
>>203036546>watch latest Taskmaster AU uploads>they're hilarious with a great cast>watch latest Taskmaster UK uploads>retard ruins everything great about the showIt's fucking crazy how much she brings the show down. It's worse than series 15 and 16 combined.
I think /brit/ is in managed decline lads.
>>203037338is he ok?
>Lewis Saunderson's latest tiktok
>>203037320i dont like drinking.
>>203037315>>203037257>>203037300did he really troon out or has he got so fat he's growing tits?
>>203037360yh he landed in the water
another spaki night long mely is it
>>203037330we tried to warn you, but in your youthful arrogance you ignored us
>>203037348why are you watching that drek to begin with
>>203037372is that kid a tranny?
>>203037322>>203037362east croydon x
>>203037372is that moonmoon
>>203037320I don't have any friends.
never thought i'd die fighting side by side with a _______
been listening to country music tonight. i should have been born american.
>>203037348How did they handle the tasks with her? Because IIRC the show is pretty much all about being quick-witted and speedy; both of which are qualities she lacks? As funny as it would be, I doubt they'd let her come dead last in literally everything, so how did they compensate?
>>203037372lol
>>203037430This guy is such an ugly fucking bastard
>>203037433mandem
>>203037320I live in a uni city and I'm too old to be hitting on students
How is stella so good?
If you had to break a car window which one is the cheapest to break?
>>203037431meet me down at the local spoons in 5 minutes and we'll see if we can change that
I still think about the time I scored a volley from the halfway line (not a full sized pitch).May have been the shittest player in school but I won the Puskas that year for sure
>>203037467mad how he's got a wife (soon to be exwife) and a kid and a mistress
>>203037489rear passenger
>>203037489windscreen. make sure it's heated
>>203037320too many freshie first years about it's not 2014 anymore
might become one of them bookwormsmight sit about and doze off with a dusty ponderous tome on my lap
>>203037433I dont know what circumstances could transpire to see me fighting side by side with a Frenchman
>>203037320going out drinking alone is legitimately the most miserable experience you can have - because all you do is get drunk while surrounded by the laughter of people with friends and girlfriends. at least when you sit in your room alone you can't hear them.
pretty obvious that cansmong uses a vpn to pretend people like him. always a very short post expressing support because he can't write any other way than like a cringe humourless 14 year old. goes on and on about spainnonce using a vpn with detailed explanations of how people obtains IPs and generally projecting. very pathetic if you ask me.
I don't own one but the Dacia Duster is a fantastic little car. Can't wait until I need a new car, I think I'll get a Dacia Duster
Busy night tonight?
thinking of having some tuna for breakfast
>203006546cheers mate my sessionable ales were VERY sessionable and i wont be pissing the bed
>>203037550he lives in your head rent free lol
I can't wait to eat a lot of cake tomorrow
>>203037559at ten o'clock in the evening?
Toby won't make a YT it would take too much effort and might even be remotely interesting
>>203037550>he buys them>detailedspaino, have a can
>>203037553cheap romanian crap
>>203037348She has great tits though so I don't care
>>203037489windscreen is usually covered by insurance
ever done a drivewank where you wank while operating a motor vehicle
>>203037395Because when they get good comedians on it, it's funny.>>203037454>How did they handle the tasks with her?V.....e.....r......y...... painful......ly.>both of which are qualities she lacks?She does lack them.>so how did they compensate?By removing all skill based tasks. They even put a rule in this week's episode that they had to walk during the "find Alex" task. None of the tasks require any level of physical effort.
>>203037574no when i wake up tomorrow
ive had enough BBC what about big black bums (male)
I'M GETTING REALLY SICK OF YOU
might have to get on the old homemade burgers
>>203006546fuxk me maybe they werent so sessionable i can barely see fucking screen
>>203037593oh yeah that seems sensible
i just bought a $45000 cari will never financially recover from this
>>203037578Wrong. They're fantastic little cars
Might become an ecological consultant
>>203037582wtf gooner
What's wrong with canslad?
give me 3 good reasons why i shouldnt buy a car on finance
>>203037548>at least when you sit in your room alone you can't hear them.speak for yourself, i hear it all in my head
>>203037596wonder where he is now
>>203037631he hasn't had enough cans yetwaheyyyy
>>203037631spaino doesn't like me because I know basic psychoology and sociology and can point out what he does and why he does it
>>203037633as long as it's 0% finance then there are no downsides
>>203037633there isnt one. its a good way to get a good deal (they think you'll pay more in finance charges) and spread out the payments for arbitrage
>>203037590How embarrassing
>>203037642he became a gay brony
>>203037633Because nobody ever buys the carthey do a year or two and then swap to another one on financethis carries on literally forever
>>203037559kippers for breakfastsardines for lunchtuna for teacod for supper
>>203037631spams cringe bullshit for attention and a persona in lieu of having any actual personalty or life outside of 4chan
>>2030376331. it's a waste of money2. new cars are for gimps3. you wont get a crumbelino of pussy even of you show up in a chrome black 2024 lamborghini pussientero
>>203037655WAHEYYYY!!! UP THE CANS
Reckon I just wasn't designed to have friends. Something in my biology means that I just can't have them.
>>203037673didn't we all?
>>203037701Arr poor little barstud
Me? Big personality and lots of life outside 4chan
its over>Masturbation triggers a distressing mental health issue in TWO-THIRDS of men, experts discover - but it occurs in only half of womenhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13924617/Masturbation-triggers-distressing-mental-health-issue-TWO-THIRDS-men.html
>Busy night tonight was 4 years ago how time flies
>>203037675how do you swap if you haven't paid off the current plan?
>>203037701just need to find like-minded people
>>2030376331. debt2. debt3. debt
>>203037631oh and he's a complete schizo
>>203037633nowt, there is some trick you can do aswell if you have enough cash - buy it on finance, then phone the underwriter and pay it off immediately the car dealership will be mad though because they let you have it cheaper on finance deal
>>>/wsg/5698020
I get a car on finance, if I like the car I take out a loan for the remaining payment which works out less than the monthly finance payments were, keep the car and run it into the ground, simples
>>203037658typical spainey.
>>203037713>A survey of 156 people, recruited online, found over three quarters of men who masturbate report experiencing postcoital dysphoria.>This refers to a series of negative emotions in the aftermath of an otherwise satisfactory sex act — including sadness, anxiety, agitation or aggression.
you lads reckon a woman has ever masturbated to you then?
>>203037701Do you actually want friends, lad?I don't want friends. Had some but chose not to have any after some bad dealings they were getting into and I'mn happier alone with the cans of course
>>203037776Yes, my current wife did when we were dating. Also had an Indian ting on the side that masturbated to me on Snapchat
>>203037776Nah, I'm objectively average looking but women find me grotesque.
>>203037661>>203037671>>203037675>>203037696>>203037730>>203037734so you're saying i should buy a car on finance as soon as possible. ok deal
so 'finance' is just a euphemism for crushing debilitating debt
>>203037631i don't really care but he's a simp and i don't see how his repeat simping editions are any better than gyaldemfreak spam or the likes
>>203037776i've been sent photos/videos so yesi might as well be a virgin freak however
>>203037776Yh
>>203037776I literally made women masturbate in front of me, so yeah.
>>203037750Same
>>203037633>tfw I work for a car garage and just drive a different car from their stock every week on their company insurance and have never paid for my own car or insurance everThe idea of actually having to pay for both finance *and* insurance every month boggles my mind.
refuse to believe there are actually any normie lads here who are married
>>203037811just beware of pcp balloon payments
>>203037780I'd love to have friends, and I've had friends in the past - but I legitimately haven't had anyone I could legitimately call a good friend since I was 16 - the closest I got was I guy I met when I was 20, but turns out he just wanted to shag megot literally no-one
>>203037631Swear it’s just another Spaino entity
>>203037822if what >>203037734 says is true then it seems like a good way to get a good deal on a car
>>203037847Same. Baffles the mind, really.
>>203037847They're all in dead bedroom marriages with chubsters who already had a child when they met.
>>203037840This is a VERY German post.
>>203037840ive done that but how do you know they are strumming it to you and not looking you in the eye while imagining some tall Italian bloke?
lets talk like communists:global south, colonialism, us imperialism, british empire famine, colonialism, stalin, mussolini
>>203037822Finances were invented the first time two jews had to split between them something that was an odd number
>>203037776i've MAYBE popped into someone's head during a wank once or twice, but I don't think it's a common thing
>>203037853why?
>>203037847
rape the disabled
mad how the 2003 war in iraq was so important to do that they had to kill paul wellstone and david kelly over it
>>203037895trans genderqueer bisexual differently abled POC women of colour
>>203037871it's true, but you have a limited time to settle the deal
lets talk like americans:guns, hamburgers, shart, walmart
>>203037895"line up the gays and shoot them" - le communist memelord
>>203037915What do you mean why? After 3 years of paying £x a month you're hit with a £8k bill if you want to keep the car
>>203037934Nah that’s lib
>>203037847there use to be fathers who would post herea few years ago some guy wrote a time stamp on his babys forehead - though this was when /brit/ was a normie general
>>203037840yeah i take it they were wanking to you pooing and farting crouched over a bucket as is the german tradition
>>203037933does he actually have tits ??
>>203037885I reckon that it would be very difficult for someone to disassociate that is held to forceful eye contact for several minutes.
>>203037776One of my previous gfs said that she masturbated to the thought of me, before we dated. If she hadn't been into things like phonesex and VOIPsex when we were first starting to date, I doubt I'd have believed her.
>>203037952i didnt know what balloon payments were. thanks for the warning
You don't have to be a normie to be married, lads.
>>203037916despite being married, bradley sleeps alone. looks like he's in the spare room at that.
>tfw none of my friends from uni talk to me anymore because they've went extremely radical far-left and I've remained a boring centrist who more or less sides with the West/USA/Israel on most major geopolitical issues
>>203037922
>>203037955Christ alive
>>203037933
Toby when he thinks he's outwitted the janny
>>203037980I hope so. Maybe im just insecure. It was proper horny in the moment, but ive been with women while thinking about other women so who really knows.
There's a nice meat sandwich in my house I wasn't gonna eat it, but now I changed my mindI'm gonna eat that meat chew it all up and swallow it all down
1/50 Albanians in prison and thats not counting previous crime or crimes not prison worthyThey top a table of more than 130 nationalities ranked on the number of prisoners per 10,000 of the population in the UK from their countries. Albanians are followed by Kosovans, Vietnamese, Algerians, Jamaicans, Eritreans, Iraqis and Somalis.The analysis suggests that the overall imprisonment rate of foreign nationals is 27 per cent higher than for British citizens. It shows 18.2 inmates per 10,000 migrants compared with the UK’s 14 per 10,000. German, Italian, Indian, Greek, US, Sri Lankan, French and Chinese nationals are the least likely to be jailed.
>>203038022lmfao
I miss my Indian side ting Had her wrapped around my finger, could get nudes and videos of her masturbating practically whenever I wantedThen she got a bf
>>203038005>tfw...no one does that any more grandad. cringed hard at you lool
Wait, is it that unusual to make women do stuff in front of you that you ordered them to do? Like get on their knees and suck your dick, undress and strip for you or dance and masturbate in front of you while you are watching? What's unusual about that?
>>203037922gladly. coorrr
>>203037954No, it's communists. Literally every communist party supports genderqueer liberation of transsexual palestinians in an anti-imperialist struggle against whiteness or some woke bullshit like that
>>203038067dont know
>>203038022this would have done numbers in a 2014 "WORST GOALIE BLUNDERS OF ALL TIME" compilation
>>203038068Sublime tits. Someone Photoshop a normal face on her
>>203038045do foreign criminals get deported after serving their prison sentence?
>>203038022This guy had the makings of a new Casillas but he's gone downhill so much Spent two much time at Leeds
all nice and well but the shiesty wearing killas are vigorously twisting their s curved goonmeats in and outta paledem back
>>203038022loooooool
>>203038085Dude, you are the druggy Greek you probably were the one dancing or sucking dick for someone else to get some dope.
>>203038097
>>203038068looks like the mouth of sauron
BBC is racist. It portrays black men as hyper-masculine beasts thats only exist as their genitals.
Never understood what he means by "s shaped" meat. Who the fuck has an S shaped willy what the fuck is he on about?
so deep, couldn't sleep
>>203038106Fuck sake. You mean the benzo one?
>>203038066I'm 35. You can laugh all you want zoomer, but I can absolutely promise you that you will be here when you are 35 too. You are here forever. Don't forget that.
has norts begun yet?
100% of people hated the Joker filmmust be unfathomably awful
>>203038124Coorrrrrr
>>203038145i will die of liver failure before then
>>203038130Blacks have s-curved dicks ~Makes them longer
>>2030381454chan wont exist by the time im that old
>>203038128and ITV are nearly as bad with their paki worship
>>203038067not really, women like to be submissive like that
>>203038145>but I can absolutely promise you that you will be here when you are 35 too. You are here forever. Don't forget that.I'll probably be dead in a ditch outside Kiev before I turn 25, let alone 35.
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTlI9esy1DQ
>>203038130if you look from the side, it curves down then somewhere on thelast third of it it be curvingback up
>>203038178That still doesn't make sense
wish priti patel would just set her bare arse on my face and smother me to a blissful death
>>203038188pretty much
>>203038189*Kyiv
kek why is bellingham on loan at blunderland?
>>203038177>>203038185>>203038189Why are zoomers so negative?
Weekend is upon us. You only really get one day off if you think about it. Friday isn't a day off and Sunday, you spend the afternoon preparing for Monday.There must be more to life than this lads
>>203038106I'm not that one, I've never done anything remotely interest or novel in my life
>>203038196loved his recent video where he mocked a murdered 8 year old and harassed people in the neighbourhood where it happened
>>203038189>not even 25 wooowhee young man get over here i would like to bum your cute little arse
>>203038202That's itThat's what makes them longerBBCs are like two regular dicks wielded togetherMost people don't notice this but we do x
i have never bullied anyone for being younger than me but zoomers bully me for being older than them
>>203038234you were probably the same in your early 20s>ohhh im so depressed I will kill myself by 30 or die in iraq etc
Children among 70 killed in Haiti gang 'massacre'
>>203038269and you let them?
>>203038269the hubris of youth. every generation is the same.
>>203038291a 16 yr old with a machete is not a child
>>203038269you almost certainly have, not bullied but mocked them
>>203038225It's been called Kiev my entire life, I'm not going to start calling it Kyiv. It's a chicken kiev not a chicken kyiv innit>>203038234Every generation past gen X is negative though, aren't they? >>203038245I let the shit crust around my arsehole so unless you want to lick all that crusty shit off my arsehole and arse hair, you're not coming anywhere near my arse.
>>203038269
>>203038245Read this post in Phillip Schofield's voice.
>>203038291Bradley.jpeg
>>203038266mmhmm aint dat rite brotha
>>203038347what is she so happy to see?
Starmer is worse than even I thought he would beAnd I can’t overstate how low my opinion of him and expectations for him were.
>>203038328i've bullied stupid zoomer trends sure, but i also mocked stupid millennial trends that were happening when i was younger
>>203038348lol
>>203038366mmhmm dun worry about it x
>>203036548>>203036548>>203036548
tis the season
>>203038300nah I don't remember kids being particularly hateful to older people when I was youngthat's nonsense
>>203038397>>203038397
>>203038330dont care id still slide up into you
>>203038400
>>203038269Ageism is the only ism zoomers have left let them have it
>>203036807I used to do this fuck i was poor
