shagger edition
offense
poo smells lmao
>>203040618me when i am having sexual intercourse inside a biological 3D woman who isn't in my imagination
Settled. focused. in my laneeyes on the prize
anime
>>203040618rape the disabled
Can hear mum fingering herself very faintly
>>203040650In brit
i for one find the bbc spam hilarious so i hope he continues. very entertaining gimmick
was supposed to do the washing up this evening but left it a bit late and cant be arsed now. think ill just have a ciggie, brush my teeth and get to bed.
>>203040650moisturis(z)ed? flourishing?
>>203040672vocaroo lad
I just hope that one day it is revealed who he is. He is a retard of epic proportions, it'd be a shame for his story to go untold.
>>203040618
>>203040618charlie bit me
>>203040682just use the dishwasher
eating pink peppercorns
>>203040678without the gimmick and seething about the gimmick what else have we got?
>>203040696Screaming
>>203040712i dont have a dishwasher, tarquin
i've wanted to sling one up felicia day since i was a kid, she's even still fit in her 40s
Mental how shite Joker 2 isAll they needed to do was make Natural Born Killers with a Batman skin but they make an extremely dull court drama that is also an awful musical
Golf tomorrow with the boys come on
>>203040682buy paper plates/cups and wooden cutlery to throw awaypots and pans we must wash sadly
Small pees but they do adult size poos. Very strange.
>>203040750get in deano
OI WAS RAPED
got the godfather 2 on
>>203040757im not made of money. ill just wash up tomorrow.
absolutely distraught with this new gimmick of posting the old at the end of the current. It's just not on and needs to stop.
so much bad energy todayseen it at workseen it about townseen it at homeseen it in /brit/what's going on
>>203040771someones just been on /tv/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Walsh_Bradley
>>203040766Aha
>>203040780Devilish isn't it
>>203040618proof positive of how porn ruins the brainzoomer goes straight for the crusty shit hole of a used up whore instead of just wrapping his weiner up and going for the busted verginaporn addicts are addicted to shit
just got back from my month long ban for racism because I went to say black people are powerful but then my finger slipped and I said black people are poo
>>203040790Get what you mean. Just a universally shit day int it
>>203040780I don't mind it, keeps you on your toesnever get too comfortable
>>203040793:D
her pussy taste like quavers, her pussy taste like quavers, her pussy taste like quavers, her pussy taste like quavers, her pussy taste like quavers, her pussy taste like quavers, her pussy taste like quavers, her pussy taste like quavers, her pussy taste like quavers, her pussy taste like quavers
Doing a poo
Tried some arseplay and spaffed really hard
yes and you call it /brit/ despite the fact that yanks post here.
>>203040803I fucking love bumholes to be fair. Could spend the remainder of my lifespan just licking one. Clean or dirty I don't particularly care which.
>>203040790no diegoaka no god
kill a fish, make a wish, kill a child, [fill in the blank]
need a hobbyneed a jobany suggestions?
al pacino in godfather 2 is so cool
>>203040744genuinely thought the musical concept could work as a portrayal of joker's slip into complete insanity but apparently not
>>203040735you can get a decent one for ~£300. not that expensive
>>203040868What do you suggest we call it then? /anglo/?
>>203040885poo
>>203040868yanks are actually the best representatives of "old" /brit/, they speak in the accent of the Georgian time and preserved it whilst ours changed and mutated
>>203040892where would i put it?
>>203040885get a fire mixtape produced and you can have both my nigga
Adams lost his fucking mind
>>203040898No plans tonight I take it?
>>203040869*presents hairy pooey arsehole and waits expectantly*
hate dishwashers, they never clean as thoroughly as by hand, and also you have to have a whole bunch of dirty dishes at once to justify turning it on, which means if you need a specific pan or tongs or whatever at any given time and it's in the dishwasher then you're fucked
>>203040916most kitchens have a space for them.failing that you can get even cheaper, but smaller, ones that sit on the worktop
>>203040925You a hot twink or a walled old 21+ grandad?
>>203040944Never had this problem
just want to have a civilised chat on /brit/ like I do every Friday night yet here I am enduring melty BBC spam
>>20304095837 year old twink
adam melty adam melty!!!
spaki STILL on a melty?
>>203040984best pie to have in a pie barm?
>>203040890I thought it was bollocks, but after seeing the first trailer I thought it could actually work - haven't watched the film yet but I assume it is awful and they went about it the wrong way they alienated a lot of their own fanbase going the musical route and appealed to none of traditional musical fans
>>203040744>movie makes a billion dollars>but pedowood's most hated demographic really likes the characterpedowood's solution>force a sequel that no one planned for>make it about the complete ruination of the character people likedit's all so tiresome, glad i don't go to the theater
>>203041001pork
need mousey
mad how adam just spends all day every day spamming in /brit/he has no mates, no job, no wife, his mum hates him
wish i didn't have to wait until wednesday for my dole to come ini should be able to access my dole payments as and when i need them
ultimately the mods are to blame for this
>>203040944they make sense in a commercial environment or if you have a large family but if you're just a single person or couple handwashing probably is betterIf you're a single guy and use a bowl you can just rinse the bowl out when you're done and put it on a drying rack
>>203041016thats mental
reckon he lost his trip somehow, as in he can't post on it for some reason and it just completely broke him
>>203040618would you rather fight in stalingrad or the somme
This is why we need to colonise .gs or make our own board somewhere else. 4chan /brit/ just isn’t sustainable anymore.
I post here as much as you lot and don't think it's adamwhy do you think it's nappynonce?
>>203041023What are you looking to buy?
>>203041014this, it was a humiliation ritual because critics panned joker 1 and tried to sabotage it's box office by calling it hateful incel content
>>203041023access THIS *unzips willard*
>>203041046it's heathermong
>>203041048opioids and maybe a bit of valium
>>203041052your dick has a zip on it?
>>203041035quite a mental break he's having, rorke won
>>203041001Mac nd cheese
>>203041055yes exactlyso why are mongs spamming adam
>>203041044mad how 1 or 2 dedicated autists with too much free time can render a general unusable and jannies do nothing
>>203041055>>203041046FOSYEG
>>203041055are you irish diapora?
>>203041044whats .gs
https://britchan.net/We’re in here
a all expense trip to europe or every national park
>>203041046nappy hasn't posted here in months
go to fucking bed adam
Just landed the runtz about to roll a trumpet
who the fuck is Adam now? I swear you fucking cunts just dream up names and pretend they've been a /brit/ personality for years.
>>203041106FONC
feel like shit just want Rasheed back on /brit/ xx
a clue gained
>[Deleted]What was it?
>>203041106I’m too scared to ask so I just pretend I know
>>203041088Brit imageboard, but the posters there are pricks and the last colonisation attempt failed
>>203041040Mogs me
>>203041106adam aka spainmong aka nappynonce aka 190 aka bulliedbumholelad aka 2016mong aka diegoplease keep up
>>203041118I've been here posting about working in a job centre since 2014 you sniveling little worm
>>203041128cuck porn fantasies
>>203041138he was originally known as cheshire redditflagger aka cheshire paki
adam barrett from chester
>>203041138medals in the post
People are way too scared of germs Lol. I had a coffee mug that I'd just use for weeks on end. All that I'd put in it was black coffee, when I was done I'd just rinse it out. You don't need soap or anything like that. What's the point
>>203041144why you posting your dads search history
>>203041154Yeah good one
>>203041153yeah but you'd wash it if someone else wiped their arse on it wouldn't you
The funniest thing is he's jealous of Mousegod
>>203041163cheers mate
i am a literal diagnosed schizophrenic and the kind of shit that gets spammed here gives my mental illness a run for its money
40k is kind of cool
>>203041194What's it like being schizophrenic?
>>203041106bet you've never even heard of MumHasCancerLad
>>203041194no it doesn'tbe quiet
Evens I get cigarettes
Wonder what it is about British mind that makes us all so odd
wonder what VPN adam is going to turn on now
>>203041194im in your walls
Got no mates you see..
>>203041213fruity vape for you my lad
Why is nigger a bad word in the English language. I mean there's nagger for someone who nags a lot so what's so terrible about switching the a to an i
remember nelson the hero of the british empire
Don't have a life
https://youtu.be/rYOoZrd9ug4?si=wQ-evFyh30RE_Hkb
>>203041233we know adam
>>203041194can you see dead people
>>203041244the meaning mostly
the demons in the sainsbury's are following me
>>203041251we know adam
Is Darren having another melty?
>>203041244it is an american importwe have our own terms
>>203041234I am going to get them anyway even if it kills me
does the uk have a verison of alex jones because my grandpa used to talk about the shit alex jones talked about
Might move
Your admin Poleaboo is funny. he has a Kiwi Farms profile documenting his funny things
>>203041285Did he Al? Yeah?
leftypol listening to crystal castles
>>203041314kerosene did numbers on tiktok for them
>>203041194>>203041144>>203041128>>203041249>>203041303post animals and stuff
>>203041208pretty awful, i have no social life and no social skills because when i try to open up people think i'm a complete weirdo, and what friends i did have gave up on me years agomy paranoia and delusions are fairly stable these days with the meds
>>203041303
just found out if you want to buy a goat in this country it'll only cost you a tenner. ca-ching lads
sometimes my bottom gets cold
>>203041090>Amerimutt checkpoint>Your IP address has been forwarded to the policeShit site
Really unimpressed with Godfather 2. Although it's as beautiful visually as the first, and as well acted, the plot is just incomprehensible and I dislike this leaning on being intentionally so as some kind of analogy for how complicated politics in the criminal underworld can be. The first film was much better at this
>>203041344don't tell the pakis
>>203041326nah she hosts a very mild evening show on the BBC, talks about charity events, nature conversation and current positive news events
What if one of us made a board on 8kun or zzzchan? That way we could easily ban cuck spam
post ugly trannies
might consult my ancestors
>>203041336
>>203041402Barely even looks like the same bloke lmao
>>203041402mental how much you can learn about makeup and taking a good picture in 2 years
still can't find my glasses
told the lads I wasn't going out tonight but they've been sending me Snapchats from the pub and there's loads of fit birds at the table with them. I've had a mare here lads.
>>203041402i dont want to doxx myself xx
>>203041365alex jones is fucking wild just watch these clips https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Doh2LzWkxFUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJt2XqHSTeI
>>203041415if only you could put your glasses on to help find your glasses
watching deal or no deal
Mad
here comes the rain again
another friday night spent in my smeggy bedroom wanking to vile porn
>>203041418Fuck off Deano
Three out of twelve women I've fucked trooned out
>>203041418why didnt you go to the pub
Why do incels obsess over other men's bodies? Are they just in the closet? I swear these freaks are one step away from being trannies, the way they talk about Chad is incredibly homoerotic. Can you imagine your father or grandad doing that? LMAO
>>203041433no, i dont think i will
>>203041418it’s over
>>203041441tbf my eyesight's not that bad but it definitely makes things clearer and sharper when I wear them. I'm having to put my face close to things to see them as well
reckon the reason most trannies are hideous is because most of them were already absolute creatures before they trooned out
>>203041442which episode
>>203041449don't be jealous lad it's actually incredibly easy to be a normie
>>203041402>>203041341>>203041443FOTSYEG
did 4chan invent the term zoomers for gen z and is it now mainstream?
>>203041402
>>203041497need to fucking EAT himfirst i Would ofcourse have to fucking kill him haHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>203041499I invent your arse
>>203041402Rah
>>203041497gay if you wouldnt
>>203041499This has crossed my mind before too. I think so.
>>203041468bit skint just now lad, payday isn't until Friday
Water/air quality is actually a huge deal. Like why the hell would you want to live some place where you're breathing in toxins and bathing in chemicals and shit. That's fucked. Humans have massively fucked up in the amount of garbage we've polluted our environment with.
got that glitch where flags don't load, feeling INCREDIBLY uneasy without my little blue australian jpg so i am
>>2030414994chan din't invent shit nigga
>>203041473incels and trannies are the same thing mate. trannies just have less dignity and are more far gone. Everything about the way incels act is overtly feminine when you think about it:>would rather complain about their problems than do anything to fix them>constantly seeking pity and undeserved compliments from others>obsessed with their appearance, will hyperfocus on retarded things that no one else notices>overall catty and unlikeable attitude>desire to be approached rather than approach others themselves>on top of all this, incels have an overwhelming dissatisfaction with being born malesame kind of aspergic creep archetype they both fall into
>>203041539alright marvin gay
>>203041541reboot for you my lad
>>203041285David Icke.He's into all of that new-age crap about 'vibrations' and 'energy levels' being the fundamental building blocks of the universe.However back in the 90s, he was one of the first to publish evidence about compromised nonces in the British government/BBC and the vast amount of organised peadophilia gangs operating in childrens care homes across the country. .
>got that glitch where flags don't load, feeling INCREDIBLY uneasy without my little blue australian jpg so i am
>>203041527she'd get it
>>203041561Are you an alpha male?
got that glitch where fags dont load on grindr, feeling INCREDIBLY uneasy
What is it about autism that makes them become tranners? Why can't they just obsess about Warhammer or something like back in the day?
sometimes i put on a uk vpn and post nice things about australia in here
>>203041285james o brien
>>203041527mental how we don't get hot indian birds like this in the uk
>>203041499no it’s a natural continuation of boomeryou had gen xer millenialer sounds daft zoomer works perfectly
>>203041541bizarre post
>>203041586im sigma
>>203041605i wish i wasn't a zoomer
>>203041569Think he said they were reptiallians too though. That bit still is under wraps but would not be a shock.
feeling deeply curious
>>203041515mental how this nigga looks exactly like bowser junior
i am blasting london calling the second i land in london
https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1728084386225586.webm
>>203041605yeah but I wonder did it come from the "30 year old boomer" meme which was countered with zoomer
>>203041591reckon if you've got a brain disorder that makes you almost completely socially inept you're never really going to mesh well with normal people so naturally yhey fall in with online retard groups and get groomed. almost sounds like an oversimplification but occams razer innit
aff tae bed
won't be playing the "expanded and enhanced" version of gta 5 for the simple reason that they took out some of the casual racism
Phrenology kit coming tomorrow
>>203041670Posted it again award
>>203041679>>>/gif/27963994
>>203041687hahahaha
29 (almost 30) years old and still live with mum and stepmumit's over for me in fact it never even started!
bought meself a moo deng sex arse at the zoo gift shop
wagwan me bredas
>>203041637same tbqh, a lot of sound zoomers but a huge contingent of our generation are just utter runt spastics that sit away all day on their gimpy little pcs talking on discord and gaming and we have the worst economic prospects relative than of any generation since the great depressionExtremely jealous of my dad who was born in 67 and got to grow up during the 80s culture in Britain plus the economic boom years of the 90s and 2000s. He left school at 16, got a job working as a grocer, then the government and by 23 was married and could afford to buy his own house and car with my mum
>mum and stepmum
>>203041706you're still a young man mate relaxalso are your mums fit?
I think the reason pooners are an anglosphere thing is because Anglo culture associates virtue with manliness. To be a good woman is to basically be a man in America. Same reason Brits are all closeted queers
>live with mum and stepmum
>>203041706lezzer mums???? corrrrr do they ever get all lezzy like and lez out with each other lol x
>>203041687Bit mad to think that if this got posted in the current day people would think it was AI
>>203041735https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1728084386225586.webm
>>203041573lol why did he just freeze
>>203041591it’s autogynephilia, an internet porn induced fetish that spirals out of control
>>203041738its an artificiaally amplifiedd vcideo!!
just bought a 4chan gold membership
Poo number 10 of October underway. A lot of blood.
>cross references the post numbersnaw shan't be clicking that
>top of valle 8°>bottom 5°>both look the exact same but tell me how the earth going up 1° will be disasterous
>>203041724>also are your mums fit?far from it! >>203041734do your mum and dad shag and that?
can feel the onset of diabetes in my right foot. Drinking a fizzy drink or chocolate makes it tingle like mad
Me: standing tall, elevatedyou lot: crawling around in the muck
>>203041727these are just povvo spastics
>>203040890The issue, as always, is it was done ironically. It's a """subversion""" instead of just making a sincere movie with sincere musical numbers.
>>203041803Revolting
>>203041816pipe down before i turn you into a scrumptious roast dinner lil nigga
>>203041815yeh?
>>203041815probably just a psychological thingnumbness you should be worried about
uhhhh ...kino?
>>203041803describe them a bit please
piss is cloudy and smells like sugar puffs again
>>203041803you the lad whos mums gf sucked them off?
>>203041816is that york unilooks grim enough
literally a mental illness being homosexual
the impact on a man’s psyche of shagging and having lots of positive interactions with girls your age during your developing years cannot be understated thankfully lost mine fully at 18 after a few pulls and bjs at the ages of 16-17, or would have went mental or became a tranny
dark red blood in my poo every day.
my eyes are sore and droopy. can i read 8 more pages? not sure i can
>>203041816tall mallard syndrome init
fancy the new iphone but can’t be bothered going apple store
they are trying to get world of t shirts to go to Australia or London
thoght i had blood in my poo once but it was just all those beetroot i;d eaten the day befor
>>203041892um no
>>203041816>Indian duckAlri poojeet
>>203041929iDon't care
>>203041957mad how the queen goes here for christmas every year it looks shite
>>203041937i remember seeing undigested cabbage hanging from my arse and i thought it was a tapeworm
>>203041946is your actual mum the man or the woman
>>203041961still going adam?
moo
did a green poo once when i was really ill
>>203041961proper wrong'un you
>>203041996i get green poo if i eat a lot of blue sweets
>>203041957Been to the fighters guild there
>>203042017go to bed adam
this themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOE24dd0Xmc
>>203041904It's true, you will find the most confident shaggers had a sexual experience at a very young age and "broke through" that awkward barrier but conversely this can have a very negative effect where you become hyper sexualised
>>203041991daren't disagree with that
>>203041987they are both women
>belgian hasn't posted in ageshe is active
>>203042054Snap its neck and roast it
>>203042076he's right here>>203042060
>>203042070no but you know what i mean which one has long hair
Fuck this deadlifting for reps shite. I'm exclusively 1RMing all my deadlifts from now on
want to learn krav magause the jews' techniques against them and that
>>203042099adam
>>203042105
>>203042105he won
>>203042126ktim
>>203042106unless you got that passport they wont let you progress to the higher level
>>203042123>>203042123>>203042123
>>203041957fought Yoda on them streets
.
Get the new posted
>>203046759this is the new
>>203041963brits will hunt these lads down for sportbloody monsters they are
>>203042054whys it got a monke
o
here's the new then >>203047014
