vitriol edition
poo smells haha
What is the biblical position on race mixing?What is the biblical position on mass immigration?
>>203045163
>>203045163fackin hell he's done it again lmao
You people are bent as fuck for your imaginary friends. Listen to that freak the last thread nattering on about "masculine white men", just get on grindr already you closeted fanny
>>203045175piss off you boring virgin
>>203045175Who cares about what some ancient Jews did or didn't write
>distinct transitioning odor
Someone on outer /int/ said>Israel is the only group hated by both far right schizos and far left commies at the same time.Ok but that's not an argument is it? What if those people are right?
>>203045186what the fuck you talking about ya dafty
>>203045066ktimlove my gf dearly but she's a bit chubby and her arse isn't greatwhenever i see women with wonderful round bums it sets off my cognitive dissonancecan i go on like this the rest of my life? thinking what could have been? to have had a fit plump arse bird to shag every night instead of my frumpy sweet gf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK9pOl5reJQan montage of super mario 64's invisible walls
Baffling to think virgin walk came from this shit general To become the chad memeThe leaf that made that must be seething lol
Truly, hate for Israel is the one issue uniting every commie and fascist
>>203045194fucking helllll
>>203045186No white man who looks like this would stoop so low as to date a Chinese womanEast Asian women are for awkward, nerdy white losers who've failed romantically with white women
rape the fucking disabled
>>203045196horseshoe theory proved right again
Israel is whiter than brown Britain
Think I might start being really rude to customer service people. Getting a little sick of this "culture," this prison, you know what I mean?
>>203045196Nor sure why you'd come into a thread dedicated to non-political British cultural discussions at 3AM GMT to discuss foreign religious conflicts.
>>203045194
>>203045239You have no foreskin. You penis was mutilated because you are a Jew.
>>203045200As long as she's white and can provide you with children then you're golden
>>203045236But what if the ends of the horse shoe happen to be right about something?
I’ve eaten poo.
when ever someone says they have a plan or to wait part of me dies inside
>>203045240no not really
>>203045212we generally appear as patter gods to the masses on reddit and twitter anything from here that reaches them they find hilarious and smartdeano meme was created here reckon it’s the anonymity that allows wit to flow from the heart and the quick posting pace that makes you think on your feet
I really wonder how non-whites cope with their livesWhen they were kids and realised that they're not white, how did they take it? Just be like "well I guess I'm an Indian bloke, it is what it is haha" and just go about their lives?Mad, really.
wait i have a poo
>>203045228True 99% of the time
>>203045228You are gay mate. Bent as a nine bob note. Queer as a coot.
>>203045252that's an extremely low bar mate
>>203045228You sound like a jelly roastiePut down the chocolate digestives you ogre you stink of cat piss
>>203045228That's a baby faced goon man, he be knocking up Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Manchurian etc. Here at least, right? Can you read?
>>203045228is this guy your boyfriend?
i am pissed so i am gonna fucking take my anger out on someone else's car
feel like SHIT
To pooOr not to pooThat is the question
>>203045255pics or didn't happen
Does "mac" or "mc" in a surname means the person is of Irish ancestry, or its also an anglo patronymic?
>>203045231
>>203045250Thank you for letting me know27 years and only just realised I have no foreskin Fuck sake How did i not notice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1dYXik1MpI
>>203045228
>>203045326Mac is Scottish l think
Swear as soon as I get over this made-up toe injury im going to make v6 look a fucking joke All women should be arrested and they will be so
Israel has just sent demands to Ireland that they remove their peacekeeping forced from Southern Lebanon.Ireland has refused.Could a new front be about to open? Will Israel be launching missile strikes on Dublin schools and hospitals next?
REGGIE LEDOUX DID THIS?
thank god by wife is south-east asian and not east asian so that brutal diatribe doesn't apply to me
could someone cash app me a 3000 dollars
>>203045326There's some argument as to whether Mac is Scots and Mc is Irish or vice versa or if they're interchangeable but frankly no one other than the Irish or Scots cares
>>203045296I don't know anything about this but I HIGHLY doubt he chases Chinese or Korean fanny or that he even finds them sexually attractiveAsians are the nerdy, ugly white guys' option
There is a song about Bradly Walsh and deanoNorf FC is known by normies and even jeets We are bad at gate keeping culture Too many spastics who want attention
>>203045350said she met some kang
McBeth
>>203045326are you irish diaspora?
>>203045155What is this image?? From a book?
>>203045359Sure but ima need your tight little bumhole in return x
>>203045346what will I presume a few dozen Irish peacekeepers be able to dothey'll probably all scarper when shots are fired anyway
What we know about 190cm:>Didn't shag at all during freshers>Lost his virginity to a fat ugly slag (wtf), probably got a STI from her, shagged her for a good 2 hours>Nonced his niece>Was at Uni for 5 years (due to being mentally deficient)>28" waist size at 6'3 (alien looking freak)>Suffers from numerous mental disorders>Doesn't realise everyone thinks he's thick as pig shit, thinks he's smarter than everybody else however
>>203045337Out on the prowl for flat as a pancake Chinese clones
Nothing wrong with just looking at other women when you’re married right? I’m married but always can find myself appreciating a pretty womanLike for example I’d fuck the ever loving shit out of my wife’s petite tight bodied sister but also I wouldn’t because I’m married you know
>>203045326Generally mc is Irish and mac is scottish. There are exceptions though like Shane macgowan
>>203045376dont know, its from wikipedia
What about qt Russian grils who look hapa-ish
>>203045382This, or if they get apprehended by IDF they will claim they are British
>>203045364Deano and Norf FC are all Brit/pol/ memes anyway so not ours to gatekeep, and bradleyposting is literally just posting pictures of a well known British TV personality so doesn't even compare to the former two memes.
Would you challenge death to a game of chess?But if you lose not only do you still die You also get made fun of and all dead people will laugh at you
>>203045354Then she'd just be a straight jungle gook and the worst of the lot
>>203045372No im just curious because i see many famous english people with "mac" and i always thought it was an Irish only patronymic like O'something, however since Mac is way more common than O' in English person names then i got curious.
>>203045392What if your wife suggested it and she was cool with it
>>203045228you are right mate but not in the way you think there are two types of asian woman nerdy meek asian woman that wouldn’t go with this man because he is too masculine, local and intimidating for her so she goes with some equally meek and docile white beta male and the second type of asian woman that is raised in a very strict family and is normally university educated and keeps up to date with modern pop culture. she would consider this man too dumb, simple and strange, he probably works some mediocre or low paid job and he definitely wouldn’t fit her parents standards. so asian women like this, the more westernised high calibre ones tend to go for equally successful white men that are also intelligent and middle class, many of whom are average or above average looking, as opposed to the nerdy beta provider.
shagged an Asian bird for like 2 hours straight once and then after I came inside her i immediately started watching naruto then I ate some spring rolls and poki Shit was cash tomadachi
>>203045399Fuck not breedAsiatic blood is an impurity
If the IDF kills the Irish peacekeepers for their refusal to withdraw, I hope that will cause western powers to withdraw support for Israel Although im very aware my hope is based in total fantasy and it would change nothing
>>203045354then the stereotype is that you're some poor middle-aged guy living in the middle of nowhere who imported his wife because there wasn't a woman in a ten mile radius of where he lived
>>203045399Video sauce?
>>203045399Spaino wouldn't like this
>>203045386what was he studying for 5 years?
Poleaboo is still gate kept One day kiwi farms will find him
>>203045326It’s both Irish and Scottish although “mac” is generally more common in Scotland and rare in Ireland. Mc is found in both.Means “son of” in Gaelic. McDonald = Mac Domhnaill (son of Donald).
>>203045413>>203045439wow sherlock holmes and monk indahouse tonight
>>203045430You are my nakama
>>203045436>I hope that will cause western powers to withdraw support for Israellol
HBO max has a much better selection than all other streaming services. And before anyone says "Criterion Channel"... think carefully about what you're about to say before saying.
Duolingo did me in just there. Russian greetings all sound the fucking same
Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness; Who put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes, And prudent in their own sight!
i was bullied throughout school. i don't give a shit about my schoolmates husbands
>>203045473lmaothe absolute delusionproper sixth former take
honestly i am gonna start sucking dick for money its easier than finding work in this shittty economy
>>203045423why are you replying to yourself?
>>203045439This is so trueMany lower class elderly white guys (usually fat) with pugfaced goblin SEA wivesThese guys are often racist which is ironic and hypocritical
>>203045481all ugly virgins were
was anybody else shite at patter until they came to /brit/ and learnt the way?
>>203045502didn’t
>>203045458Why is his voice so fucked
5 And upon her forehead was a name written, Mystery, Babylon The Great, The Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth.6 And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.
>>203045502>t. yellowfeverist
Fasting
>>203045510have genuinely became wittier over the years as a result of coming here and occasionally drop zingers i’ve seen on /brit/ and real life and they get a few laughs
bitches out here drunk on blood
>>203045530good lad
>>203045514Pussy nerd incel whose type is Asian
https://youtu.be/BbVqmyokGVY
Toilet stall graffiti is created neither in pursuit of recognition nor profit and is therefore the purest form of art.
>>203045479need to learn how to read the language instead of being reliant on memorisation
>>203045228made this a while ago, but this is broadly what my hinge likes look like (included the uggos), yet I still have a preference for asian girls. just from personal experience I have found that they've got a bit more substance than white girls I've been with.
the name's Texe would you like to read my book on Jewish blood?
>>203045528Good for you. Drink enfamil/ensure and whey protein daily you'll be fine
>>203045544It's propaganda
moni?
get off your horse and drink your milk
>>203045559where you live mate?
>>203045559Imagine all the cum they've received collectively, must be gallons
>>203045589*walks towards you*
>>203045603L O N D O NONDON
is hinge generally a higher and more mature calibre of women than tinder?
>>203045510arguing online with foreign or normie cunts is fucking hilarious and easy when you're a /brit/ shaggeri'll be in an instagram comments section calling someone a gay virgin freak and getting loads of likes on it whilst they're in shambles
>>203045606hot
>>203045559good lad
yeah it's another brit threadyeah i've got another pint lined upsimple as
>>203045611why has this image been manipulated
>>203045628Beer is fucking expensive in IcelandDon't know how you manage with 20£ per pint
>11-year-old dies in subway surfing accident, heartbroken mom searches for answers
>>203045625wow you're hard
/brit/ patter isn't even facebook tieryou lot have the most unwarranted high opinions of yourselves
>>203045625runt is my favourite such a short and funny word evil ghoul and vile gremlin other favourites
>>203045653that's what yer ma said
>>203045559>have found that they've got a bit more substancesecond and third generation asians act the same as white girls also asians are known for being cunning, manipulative and soulless. you seem rather naive
>>203045666done him (and his ma)
>>203045672and his da
>>203045670>second and third generation asians act the same as white girlsno, worse actuallymuch worse in fact
he remarks smugly
wasted 4k on my car that will break soonwasted 2k on guns that jam every other shot we'll get em next time lads
>>203045651Answer is the dumb bitch let her kid swim in a train station
>>203045654facebook is literally about 60 IQ Full of brain dead boomers and third worlders who have a 5 year olds grasp on english
>>203045654shut up virgin freak
>>203045650i spent 15.43£ for four beers at ríkiðabsolutely mad
>>203045686Would have been a banging combo in 80s northern ireland
shit talking is truly a artformcarefully crafting the perfect balance of brevity, wit, and impactof course, it's much more difficult in real life. and hard to practice that
>>203045697kek
>>203045691enough about /brit/what were you saying about facebook
>>203045716good post
>>203045651>11-year-old dies
Shoving a poo back up my bum, that’s where it belongs
>>203045691have laughed many times at some of the things people come out with on therenever laugh at anything here, your chat is shit
Black stars. You’re in Carcosa now. Talking about The Yella King
>>203045716not really, you can buy actual guns that work here
bought a gun today.will buy another tomorrow
>we're supposed to put this on a pedestal>that last picYeaaah miss me with that shit
good amount of mental illness being showcased in /brit/ todayInternet access for good behaviour in the asylum?
>>203045682
The book shelf
>>203045764shite patter totally uninventive
today could have been a good daygfberg and i completed on buying a housebut then she decided to spend the evening slagging off my mumthen wondered why that pissed me offshe went to be crying and i left her to itfucking twat
>>203045712Feel like that slop should only be feasted upon after hefty amounts of alcohol and provided with live entertainment
>>203045749I love Ulster <3 where do you live
>>203045760onlyfans/botworrying you can't identify that
cheers
>>203045789that’s a fucking disgrace of a pint would throw that at them if they served me that in a pub
>>203045789Is that a glass of piss
CANT FUCKING SLEEP >>203045789It's like 4 am in Iceland Why are you awake
>>203045781https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfbhc3NBTA
>>203045800cant let a full glass go to waste>>203045806erdinger
>>203045786always get a laugh at ugly spastics who think every account on dating apps is a bot
>>203045778She's jealous of your mum ladShe knows that she could never come between the bond betwixt a man and his mumIt's like that episode of Moomins where Snorkmaiden gets jealous of the ship's figurehead after Moomin falls in love with it
>>203045810it's only 2:18ami've earned this i've only had four
>>203045822sounds like a very sad life you live then, kid
How is it possible to have a job and not be absolutely miserable
are you guys able to get work in the uk it sucks that not even mcdonalds will hire people
>>203045822uh no one said that lad
>>203045686What carGuessing the gun is a 1911 >>203045789Cheers ET
>>203045814tune from bantry bay up to derrys quay from galway to dublin town
>>203045863crease
Just drew this
>>203045860Work with people you likeWork in a place you enjoyHave a non shit commute Get payed well You are going to learn how important these things are my boyDon't know how you will manage with you commute
Wouldn’t mind getting shot actually
>>203045879be interesting to see them all without makeup
honestly i hate how autistic i am i wish girls weren't turned off by it
>>203045892*evil laugh*
>>203045884NO YOU DIDN'T YOU FUCKING LIAR
>>203045899Get a sensitive young man badge
right I might go do a poo aka go to bed
>>203045904Hi Grace :3
>>20304590410/10 film that
>>203045890Oh you are the nyc guy I've decided to put off the move for a month or so until I collect some more money
>>203045866there's always work going for stacking shelves somewhere
>>203045866McDonald's and similar types of jobs are always hiring people. It just isn't a pleasant job for native English speakers
>>203045866as an owner of a particular franchise, no one wants to work anymore is very true
>>203045867been on and off apps for years, bots literally do not exist at my elo. there's no amount of proof I could provide to make you think elsewise so I won't even bother. could post dms with girls who I met through those apps and you'd still insist. muppet
cursed architecture
>>203045951>>203045952they say they are hiring but when you apply it goes into a trash can
>>203045879MoggedStacy trying not to laugh
chad and stacey
Just got called racist in Gregg's
>>203046035at 3 in the morning?
>>203046052my m8s greggs not the bakery
>>203046070what were you doing inside him?
Woody Allen is a vile pervert and his films are boring unfunny shit.Roman Polanski is also a vile pervert but his films are top tier kino.
>verified (hinge 3d scans your face)>instagram mentioned>literal photo of her fucking passportI'm sure this one's a bot too kek. Just the worst cope imaginable
>>203045870kys
just got called dinkleberry in cracker barrel
>>203046103why are they like this?
looking forward to being 32 for some reason, i feel like that's when my life will start to peakspent my 20s being an autistic alcoholic skinny virgin runt so i've nowhere to go but up
>>203046102being racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xtpJ4Q_Q-4
Roman Polanski's Macbeth is pure kinoAs is The Ninth Gate
>>203046164yeah ninth gate is goodlove the satanic lore
i'm tranny
Went to strip club. Had to ignore the black stripper at first until a good looking Rom came up to. Felt bit racist desu.Paid £90 for 9 minutes. Zero contact. Literally watched this whore get naked in front of me for almost one hundred quid. What a monumental waste of money. Don't go to strip clubs in London. Rip off.
>>203045163>>203045175>>203045182>>203045185SPAEEEDOOOOOOSPAEEEDOOOOOO
Woody Allen is so unfunny it's disgusting
>>203045959yes yes, very telling you can provide dms but not actually meeting these women>>203046104met his bird did you? lol of course you didn't
>lore
>>203046200Literally one of the greatest filmmakers of his generation. You don't understand film.
last time i went to a strip club, one of the strippers took my mate aside to covertly ask him what was wrong with me. Bit harsh from a woman who gets her tits out for a living
>>203046218lmao no he isn't you daft sod
need the pocari sweatprime but for weebs
>>203046104i am 21 and go to class twice a week i hate it. I wanna commit suicide a lot. I don't think i can turn around my life
>>203046233Not a good place to go. You can end up saying really retarded things to strippers when you're drunk. The whole experience turns into a humiliation-fest.
>>203046233are you scottish by chance?
>>203046237it's nothing like prime really
Roman Polanski looked like the Beatles.
>>203046256fair enough i've never tried prime
>>203046260are you irish diaspora?
doing 2 sets of each lift is superior to doing 3, not only does it allow you to take each set closer to failure, it also saves a lot of time
>>203046260was she related to andrew?
>>203046268No but he looked like a Beatle.
>>203046247yeah theyre shit. We only went cos it was literally the only place in our town that we hadn't had a drink in. Tbf the reason she asked was because I wasn't saying anything, not because i was talking weird shit>>203046249no
>>203046273how long have you been on hrt?
>>203046236Annie Hall, Hannah and her Sisters, Bullets over Broadway, Match Point, Play it again Sam, Midnight in Paris, Husbands and Wives, Broadway Danny Rose, Purple Rose of Cairo, Radio Days, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Deconstructing Harry, Vicky Christina Barcelona etc etc.All great films.
>>203046286i've considered jumping on gear before but as yet i am walking the righteous natty path
>>203046296>All *shit filmsftfy
>>203046296howling
>>203046203I didn't even match with her you spastic HAHAwhat do you want me to do? get someone to hold up a fansign when we're on a date? actually howling at the thought
>>203046296why are you copypasting the list of things nobody's heard of
>>lore
Mad how the Murdoch legal case will pretty much determine the future of the whole world's media.If you're even remotely conservative, you'd best hope Lachy wins, otherwise the other Murdoch kids will push News Corp to the left and there will practically be zero major platforms for right-wing media.
Do you do gentlemanly things for your gf like opening doors for her
>>203046312kek so you didn't match with a bot and that is meant to impress me? well done lad
>>203046327I've seen every single Woody Allen film, even the god awful ones. I intentionally left out the films I felt could be polarising (I personally dislike Manhattan, one of his most lauded films) and only included ones that are indisputably good.
>>203046341i do but it doesn't stop her moaning at me
quite certain this is all heathermong on his latest obsession
>>203046364are you irish diapora?
>>203046335>right wing>media
>>203046348gaynor LOL
>>203046296never heard of any of these films and the only reason i've heard of woody allen is because he's a famous nonce
>>203046346you're actually retarded
>>203046360would you take a bullet for your gf
I have been accused of being "heathermong" and "mousenonce" many times by the infamous 190kg I sympathise with all affected by this individual
eating all the leftover pizzanot leaving any for wifebergwhen i get into bed she will not be cuddledvery upset with her you see
SeasideMARK
>>203046360would you take a bullet up the arsehole for your gf
>>203046376You're believing Mia Farrow's lies.I highly recommend reading this.https://www.thenation.com/article/society/woody-and-mia-modern-family-timeline/
daddy
>>203046392get her......actually never mind
>>203046360do you kiss your gf on the lips
evenin'
>>203046335Imagine thinking print and television is still relevant in the age of social media
>>203046437imagine thinking the media is just print and television
>>203046431nowtf
get the vodka openedget the kebab ordered get the tunes danced to
>>203046437>>203046452tv is still relevant for sure, in fact news is one of the main things older people watch on tv now
>>203046452imagine thinking
One thing that's never mentioned is the fact that although the Death Star is the size of a small moon, everywhere Luke, Han, and Obi Wan need to get to (detention level, tractor beam control) is luckily within walking distance.
>>203046452When it comes to what Rupert Murdoch owns, yes
>>203046479they use elevators you goose
didn't rupert murdoch sell off half his shit to disney anyway?
>>203046487*takes the elevator to paris*
>>203046500Only the entertainment stuff like 20th Century Fox, not the news media
imagine
>>203046479yeah well its literally a kids fantasy film and you as an adult shouldn't be worrying about such things
>>203046508that is eurostar not deathstar
have you ever arm wrestled your gf
>>203046518think about itdo something about it
the american remakes of the ring, the grudge, kairo etc are all superior
I wonder if any north carolinian brit poster got washed away
>>203046553no really
>>203046553trueand the japanese remake of cube is inferiorwhat can we learn from this
i feel so depressed i am 21 and it feels like i wasted my youth
pigs fully revert to wild boars within two generations of being in the wild
i go bed now but im not tired. I like laying in bed not falling asleep though so it's fine
>>203046582>japanese remake of cubecan't believe this exists
>One fing vat's never mentioned if the fact vat alvough ve Deaf Star is ve size of a fmall moon, evewywhere Luke, Han, and Obi Wan need to get to (detention level, twactor beam contwol) iv luckiwy wivin walking diftance.
>>203046631I did the same lol
dead hourswake up lads
>>203046804fuck off im sleeping
Say the line, /brit/!
>>203046828Poo! BBC! American politics!
wahey
>>203046825it's real /brit/posting hours
lindsey buckingham evil face dead eyes dead eyes soulless eyes
>assigned male at birth>parents name you linseyomds
>>203046828did you hear about the irish space mission to land a rocket on the sunthey avoided the searing heat and radiation by landing at night
dead eyes weird guy looks like dennis from it's always sunny wearing eye makeup
heres your new then, lads >>203047014
>>203047001heard the same thing but it was poland
