fabled white women edition
croydon plapmeat
Sean Allan aka Marmiteman4 aka Helperlad in the house tonight
Slug.
wouldn't let a lass put her tongue up my arse holeonly thing that goes up my arse is my own poo end of
what's the capital of bangkok?
>>203059010Phuket
really enjoying this tripcode, lads. i really hope none of you have me filtered. you'd be missing out
>>203058996he's a big brad...
rorke using caps lock as the shift key
Was going to give rings of power another chance earlier but then remembered this charisma vacuum that hates all white men cause.. grr.. patriarchy bad or some shit.. was in it and deleted the torrentwhy do they do this to their own products
>>203059010bangpusi
Brixton traphouse where the flaxen-haired dollies go
>>203059054ok rorke
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Sacked%20tranny/country/Gb/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Sacked tranny’ and in ‘Gb’. 2325 results found.https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Employed%20woman/country/Gb/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Employed woman’ and in ‘Gb’. 823 results found.
>>203059030yep. he is.
free sex videos
why does elton john look like a poof?
>>203059080His name is Tilde and he went out with some kid on /britfeel/ called Ebin (himself named after a little anime girl)
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>Several migrants, including a child, have died while attempting to cross the English Channel, according to the French authorities.
>>203059080lol
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials for me. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If my clothing looks robust then I’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of my life. Time to get a move on. Dark Academia. Watch. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on. Time to lay off the weed, apps and wanking. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in me. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained. Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
>>203059123A blog posted.
>>203059095one of my first google searches was probably 'avril lavigne hot'
how do i resist the urge to wank, lads
spamming / flooding
>>203059147Emily's son taking risks
>>203059161bowl of cornflakes
>>203059120
>>203059161have a wank then you won't want one any more
in the mood for Goodfellas.1990.1080p.BD.X264.AAC
How do white parents cope with feeling their mulatto child's nappy afro hair? It looks so disgusting to touch, like a brillo pad
me? only shag girls half my age. More energy than older lasses. Coincidentally does anyone want to come to my 20th birthday night out next week?
>>203059193[350mb]
>>203059181Ok.
used to be pro life. now i don't care anymoreif norms want to kill their own children then let them. nowt to do with me.
>>203059123is this the deadest gimmick EVER?
>>203059236alri satan
Rape ze disabled
>>203058920Are all women in Britain as jawless as this?
>>203059211I went to a mixed primary school and felt brown kid's afro hair. It felt horrible, I had to hide my disgust
I'd be a massive shagger if I could go back to age 20 with what I know and am now at age 27. I'm constantly getting attention from 18-20 year old girls, it's wild. I looked so bad at their age.
>>203059227i bet in your mind you thought this post was really clever and funny. well i'm afraid to tell that it's neither
>>203059227Enjoy the knock at 7am tomorrow.
>>203059243cravendalemong
>>203059227just realised for me, in 3 years shagging a girl half my age will be legalfucking HELL how did it end up like this lads?
>>203059193It's sad when Ray Liotta dies at the end
>>203059229That blackie is at least 25% white if not more >Bernard
>>203059228looks good 10/10
Haha gay boring mongo post wahey
>>203059260in any time, in any place, in any universe, i'd always be an incel freaki could literally be reborn as "the god of sex" and i'd still somehow find a way to be an incel freak
Yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij
might get an immigrant on a moped to hand me a burger
>>203059282Girls half my age are at uni
>>203059282make the most of it lad before it's over. Those 3 years will fly in but you'll have enough memories to last a lifetime
>>203059054She's beautiful.
>>203059193>>203059297
Beckies rhythmically bouncing on bbc
>>203059323:/
for me it was nadia in american pie
>>203059351Just as the J*ws intended muwahahaha
going out tonite?
>>203059377revolting tranny monstrosity
Orthodox Jews are trad as fuck, they look like they've stepped out of the 1920sStrangely, they advocate degeneracy for everyone who isn't Jewish
>Do you really expect me to believe you were only pretending to be a paedophile on the internet for a laugh?
Timmy’s ivory pleasure pole drilling Madiha’s paki pussy
might bounce on a bbc
What does getting blacked feel like? Is it just normal sex or is it different
>>203059377massive gymcel myself but I hate this trend of more women getting involved in the gym, I suppose it comes from social media. it's awful. if you want to meet some of the worst and most disgustingly vain people you'll ever come across, find a woman at the gym. it's mad. male gymcels are usually fairly humble and give off a completely different energy.
>>203059405
>>203059405poisoning the well
Can you poofters stop talking about cocks for FIVE MINUTES? WANKERS!!!!
sphincter's never been the same ever since tyrone invited his similarly well-endowed friends to the "meetup"
>>203059466>WANKERSbet you'd love to watch me wank you big bender
>>203059336good lad
WowGirlsUltrafilmsCzech CastingIFeelMyselfFTVgirlsErstiesBitches AbroadATK HairyZishyHegreAbbyWintersNetVideoGirlsPorn ForceSuicide Girls Straplez
>>203059437unironically next time you go for a shite wait for it to be half out and then just start sucking it back up you to simulate anal sex. Needs practice but you'll get a feel for it soon I do it all the time.
>>203059510Peng.
Reactard core approaching critical temperature
>>203059510
>>203059510the fabled poo sucker...
>>203059531Cause youre here
This is the rhythm of the white girls
>>203059510Nutter
should get some jobs applied toget the UC journal filled in
was going to get a five guys but it's like £30 for a burger and chipsburger king it is
The Bucket residence; the lady of the house speaking
>>203059592BK is also a ripall fast food is
>>203059572opened indeed for 60 seconds. felt like shit and closed it. hard work done for the day.
>>203059054its rubbish. series 2 has been no better than series 1. ive still got an episode to watch but cant be arsed.
Sir Poo Sucker
>>203059405>Orthodox Jews are trad as fuckThere are different sects of Orthodox Jews, and some of them are quite liberal. They even have woman rabbis now.And that's not even getting into Reform and Conservstive Judaism which are super woke.
>>203059613still like 1/3rd of the price
Time to start cooking my own food. I'm 30 now. No more Burger King. No more McDonalds.
>>203059619Gave up mid way through episode 3 of s1 after they made Isildur a microsoft helpline employee
training an AI to identify brit posters by the content of their posts
>>203059672poo
>>203059619>>203059659Wow! I got 37 minutes into episode 5.
>>203059648Has any other species like humans ever committed such an amount of self-destruction
tried some arseplay and spaffed hard
>>203059446would love to huff a gym woman's sweaty clothes myself
>>203059617Sometimes it be like that, no shame in it lad I do the same often. Sometimes you need 2 or 3 attempts before you can push through and dig in the dirt until you find 1 or 2 that don't look like complete shite.
>>203059659All me
>>203059690Yeah
>>203059680What happened at that point in the episode, all I know is there was meant to be some huge wave that did a thing to move the plot along conveniently
>>203059730Looks like a Northerner farted on it
might go to the shop, buys some sweeties, get fatter
>>203059749please get nice and chubby for me so i can play with your fat tum while i suck your willy
>>203059749Waddle in front of a train on the way back you fucking loser
Mi nuh love crepe, enuh,Clarks mi preferClarks fi di leather, yeah, Clarks fi di fur
Some people think there could be an alliance of the far right and far left against Israel.I think that is impossible. They might both hate Israel, but they hate it for completely different reasons.You won't see far left commies talking about Moloch rituals and Satanic conspiracies or LGBT parades in Tel Aviv.Nor will you see far right nazis crying about colonialism and Palestinian rights.They might agree that Israel is evil but that's as far as their agreement goes. Their reasons are totally different.
>>203059764lmfaoooo
>>203059749What ones you thinking of getting?Keep seeing the big bags of MAOAM in tesco for halloween, calling to me.
>>203059764imagine saying this to a pregnant woman
>>203059730looks like ET farted on it
WMAF is based. The best thing about this is that it's not some forced fetish. It's a completely natural and organic phenomenon. Asian women deserve to be liberated by BWC.
Ok I will eat it!!
>>203059405>1920snot very trad is itwhy don't they wear ancient robes and cloaks like proper trads
>>203059694LIAR
>>203059775what language is this? gimp creole?
Another worthless heathermong thread. Mods do nothing as usual. Hate this site.
>>203059819cor
>imagine saying this to a pregnant woman
>>203059781>Moloch rituals and Satanic conspiraciescos they're not real
Yeah London is fab if you just pretend the pakis who chuck acid at random lasses don't exist. Just think of all the Ethiopian food
>>203059827patois
the best thing about being a silly little poo boy baby is that if you do a pooey woowey in publickies the normie warmies have no choice but to cleany weany your bummy wummy
>>203059850Yeah we read your little cope and ignored it, get waddling fatty
>>203059865they deserve it for not being an incel who never leaves their bedroom like me
>>203059881Good one 190Glad to have you here with us today
>>203059881paedo allan post
Remember going to a strip club for the first time aged 17 on a night out and getting a private dance, first time I'd ever had a sexy naked woman all over me, genuinely got a taxi home straight after so I could have a massive wank
He's right.......
>>203059659>>203059680dont worry i didnt pay for it. Bezos wont see a penny of my money.
good morning everyone
gimp creole and the coconogs
>>203059909wasnt that the right thing to do
>>203059865Like all things in life it depends on where you are and your circumstancesRich tarq living in Holland Park? Primrose Hill? Hampstead? Indeed, London life is probably fantastic.Grim runt living in a povvo block in Croydon? Maybe not so much.
>>203059920
>>203059894the implication was that the chad was saying that to a pregnant woman
watching megalopolis on wednesday
Honestly as an educated Londoner I think a few mass stabbings are a fair price so I can eat Korean hotpot with my wanker flatmates
>>203059938Definitely
suckling from a teat
>>203059920frank on his George Galloway arc
>>2030599592024.CAM.x265
For me it's frothy aah white girls
>>203059984i dont like camrips
On the Henry Westons, aren't I??
went to the doctor and doctor saidno more poosie woosies in the bed
>>203059984>>203059998MN once said he downloaded them so he felt like he was watching a film with someone else
got poo cum all over me cheeks
>>203059984Camrips are acceptable for films you know in advance are going to be utter dogshit. I don't download them in the first place since I have no intention of watching shite films but I can forgive people who download camrips of films that are quite obviously shit.But if it's a film you want to see then it's worth waiting for the web-dl / blu-ray rip.
its just dawned on me why i'll never get a girlfriend
>>203060020That's Are Mousey!
>>203060020how sweet
its just dusked on me why i'll never get a girlfriend
>>203060020This actually makes me feel a bit sad thinking about it Maybe.. maybe he wasn't an annoying little cunt after all...
>downloading blu ray rips and not buying film prints for your projectorkek
>>203059781Nothing you've listed has anything to do with what the actual far right hates about Israel. They just dont want Jews controlling Jerusalem, Nazareth, Galilee and the Crusader sites. Some of the extreme ones may also dislike that Israel disrupts the Putin-Assad-CCP axis
it just nautical twilighted on my that I will have a frothy white gf
hate grainy houmous
had a lovely nap
raped my arse just then
sad reacting to the news of migrants dying in the channel on facebook
only own a dvd player. might look into this "blue ray" technology
you all think your better than me because you have more money
Clive Tyldesley sex arse
get them housedget them fedget them wanked
hope god does a big poo on palestine
>>203059909did this in estonia (only time i've been to a stripper club) and the slag let me wank off in front of her if i gave her €30she didn't touch my wilbert though
>>203060140ai slop
>>203060123The whole of Ireland is in mourning
Pass the parcel. But for the last present just put some wasps in there. It'll be hilarious when they open it up and wasps are going everywhere.
Warning: meltdown imminent
im really sick and mine throat hurts ;_;
you are pisslow
>>203060185You're Chinese
don't reply to me heathermong you sick freak
>>203060197get some warm milk and honey down your throat, lad
imagine if you had a ballistic missile but instead of the warhead being filled with explosive ordinance it was instead a big tank filled with sewage that exploded and sprayed the target area with poo instead it's called a "shitter-incontenental toiletbowl-shitstick shit-sile"
you never see Drag Queens putting on shows for the turkish barberswhy is that?
barbour bought. the new wardrobe for the late 20s male begins. a clue gained.
brooklyn 99 and parks and rec are both funny shows
Israel even said that Ireland should take in all the Palestians. Ireland wanted to but the EU said no
>>203060140After the first week his pub stopped all hot food and now all you can buy is cold food and the tourists are still buying it looooool proper decent scam artisté
The most effective carbon capture & storage ever invented is leaving fossil fuels in the ground.
at the museum of woke shite
>>203060235not sure
>>203060206去你妈的,你妈妈是个妓女,你爸爸死了
>>203060206sent him frying
>>203060275foren muck
ex messaged me to let me know her most recent bf is going to prison for 20 years
bogdacack shitenyapoo declares fart on poolatrine
I reckon women who like pegging almost certainly got molested or raped at a young age and they cope with pegging as a means of regaining control.Why supposedly straight men like it is a mystery.
rider has been waiting at burger king for 10 minutes for my order hope he's getting into them on my behalf
>>203060291fucking kek
>>203060308Park life!
I want a sister to hug snuggle and kiss on the forehead and cheeks
>>203060308just to get away from her
bods
*loud gong crash*
>>203060291>>203060324wanst funny
>>203060308ever shag her up the arse?
CAN YOU SMELLLLL WHAT /brit/ IS POOING?
>>203060206alri heathermong>>203060291alri australian cuckposter
might go for a lie down
>>203060320i take a bite
what are the plans for tonight then shaggers?
>>203060349you got a degree in comedy then?
>>203060372nah that's not for me
>>203060391Alri x
>>203060402think if someone did that to me I'd say no worries mate but beat them up when they arrive
>>203060412Ah you know a few hours cuck posting here a few hours spamming trannies there the usual
>>203060412could have a british girl over tonight but think I'll play god of war instead x
>We've attached etickets for your trip to Liverpool South ParkwayHYPED
just rimmed someone
>>203060455one and the same aha *nudges you over-enthusiastically hard* wink wink aye me old mucker aha xox get in appy days son
not going shop now, you lads are fucking mean
looked at this bloke the other day and I could tell he was gay
>>203059959>>203059984patiently waiting for a good torrent of the wild robot to be released
>>203060527you willy arse deep in his bum give it away did it
>>203060512you said you'd pick me up some wine gums you fucking prick
>>203060527dont be mean to your nan
Saw some hot bloke staring at me and eyefucking me the other day, made my bussy twitch :3 x
reconsidering maybe shagging that girl hmmI'll have a shower then decide
>>203060527walk by the mirror often do you?
>Several migrants, including a child, have died while attempting to cross the English Channel, according to the French authorities.>French interior minister Bruno Retailleau said the child was "trampled to death in a boat"excuse me?
>>203060584Bizarre
on the crisps and the cans
corr another day closer to death
saw two fat ugly balding incels eyeing each other in spoons the other day wonder if they hooked up
I asked brother milkwood if he knew where the white girls were
You're suggesting that we do WHAT to the disabled mate?
>>203060639did you go to spoons today
need to shower then drive to the supermarket to get some food inI'll do it after dinner though as I have enough food for dinner
Tempted by the old cuck porn aren’t iTrying to stay strong
don't know who the unfunny posh bint on the recent HIGNFY is but I'd love to hatefuck her (consensually)
>>203060612this is what they do to their own, imagine what they'll do to ours
what a night lads. cannot recommend goths enough.
>>203059819>314 calories for that little thingYou could eat two baked poatoes or a a tub of skyr or 5 eggs or 250g of 5% beef mince for that
BLOGONboring cunt
please can you refrain from talking about shagging when i'm in the thread please? it can be very triggering to incels like me
Shitain is healing
>>203060650what did he say?
is it too early to start drinking
why are more incels becoming trannards?
>>203060724why is elon musk so incompetent at running twitter?
trying to think of a youtube niche to make videos in
>>203060743never
>>203060612lad, do you not remember the story of a migrant dinghy sinking and as it was actively sinking one of the men decided in his dying moments to rape a child that was on the boat, in front of her mother?you need to understand what we're dealing with her.
>>203060710I thought you were going on the thursday night? Now it's the friday night (after I TOLD YOU there would be more on offer on Friday night)?So which was it? hmm?
>>203060749he kicked all the trannies, benders and wogs out
might start posting with a forum signature
fresh vagina sauce
>>203060712>hmmm do i fancy a waffle? No i think ill eat five eggs instead
The Wogfarts School of Bitchcraft and Niggardry
The experts weren't trusted enough.https://youtu.be/KDJ6Wbzgy3E?t=400
>>203060759ASMR soft spoken /brit/ posts | 5k subs update
>>203060768just because that's backwards to white people's arbitrary morality doesn't mean it's objectively wrongwe are the colonisers let us not forget
>>203060771If you'd been following my antics, you'd know that I came back early on Thursday night having been unsuccessful in getting a shag but having been invited to a "vampire party" for the next night (Friday night).
>>203060717Why did you stop posting on your old trip Spaino? I like the more truthful approach ngl
>>203060806https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PN8EasOCvg
im a brat when im bumping that
>>203060810i have a spacky autism voice >>2030607905 eggs is more nutritious, more filling and full of protein
should probably go outside today
>>203060862why
>>203060835who's "spaino"?
>>203060845can't believe that you missed diego day deegz
>>203060744>becomingLmao that's years old you useless troll
thinking about learning adobe after effects
>>203060872not diego just becuase i like brat
>>203060868yeah, probably gonna stay inside
>>203060712No-one gives a fuck you fat cunt
>>203060749>incompetentThey were bots
>>203060860I don’t care. I want a WAFFLE.
you know what saturday means
making a sandwich
the entire world will be first world one day and its going to make europeans furious
>>203060912I'm not a fat fuck, 82.5kg and cutting weight atm which means avoiding wasted calorie goyslop like that waffle.
>>203060923the famous botfarms of south lanarkshire
>>203060931Jews not working?
Me and Diego are at the Social Democratic and Labour Party conference today, if you want to meet up! The atmosphere is electric
>>203060931big hairy sweaty pooey gay porn bum goon
>>203060905good lad
went out for a lovely sunny autumn walk earlier lads only downside was seeing all the couples walking together, reminding me that i'm bound to be an incel until the day i die
>>203060956Toby isn't a bot
perhaps an inane question but were any of you cool in secondary school?what's it like?
should I get telegram premium
>>203060997yeah. not a clue what that is
>>203060996i was captain of the netball team
as a vile incel my perspective on life is severely shifted from that of a normiesmost normies place their life's value in other peoplebecause i will never have other people in my life, i must desperately attempt to find meaning elsewhere, which is no small task
>>203060996Yeah I was well liked. Then I got the ol’ menthol elf and became a hermit.
>>203061020you don't use telegram?
>>203060996no. only became cool in uni.
NEW>>203061029>>203061029>>203061029
>>203060996We call it high school in Scotland
>>203060996maybe, I had a girlfriend
>>203060996I hung around the cool lads but I wasn't cool myself. I knew one of them from back in the day and sort of lingered around their group like a bad smell. On the weekends I did not go out with them.In retrospect I would have been better trying to intergrate with some of the less cool lads as even those types had found their way into groups with girls and ended up pairinng up / having sex, meanwhile I did nothing of the sort and remain a virgin to this day, many years later.
>>203060744tajtaf hit the wall unfortunatelyI used to talk to her on /mtfg/ back in the day
being cool is a choice anyone can make at any time
>>203060959Jews never work, they only direct others to
>>203060412pot noodle and a wank
