i wanted a reichsfuhrer editionthis isn't what i wanted
>>203063499shit new
this is fucked
let's have a nice thread this time
ahh yes, the newjust as scheduled
>>203063528you never asked rorke
https://youtu.be/4DoP7JwBAoU
finna get so many (you)s this edition
you absolute cunt OP
>>203063536
>>203063559so this is rorke i believe
come on then adamstart spamming your boring gimmick again
wearing an american baseball top rn
>>203049700Only Mexicans work in factories now that's why
>>203063557yeah?
hahabloody brilliant
any fisting artists in the thread? could do with some tips and pointers x
Look, from now on im just gonna be depressed, and thats that
wonder what post got the most (you)s in /brit/ history
>>203063622sounds like a plan
>>203063577why are you bringing him up out of nowhere
>>203063606Flashback to when I told my mum my high school boyfriend had a chess tournament and she heard ‘chest ornament’ and thought he had a nipple ring or something.
>>203063606Man types up a conversation where he comes across as a meek coward
>>203063637>my high school boyfriend
Fresh white girlsTwo fresh white girls
>>203063629the time I post 'poo'
>>203063640That your description of /brit/, is it?
>>203063640Ah yes because people never have conversations in real life now do they?Go outside you incel freak
>>203063610was able to be fisted during my bi-phase between 15 and about 20reckon i'd struggle with anything more than a large butt plug now as my hole as lost its elasticity
>>203063637bender
get the heating on
>>203063665>rorke got anally fisted at 15dire beyond words
got the urge to close my laptop them smash it against the wall
can't think of a single decision I made in my 20s that was a good oneeven at 28 I still make horrible decisions that I know at the time are bad onesdon't know what this is but I hate it
feeling sad and lonely despite having a gf, friends, and a loving family
mental how fucking lazy you all are
Croatia, welcome to the filter.
Doing a poo
fisted at 15a bender story
>>203063727>go to make new>300 second waitcan't risk it
Family used to compare me to gollum from lord of the rings a lot during my delicate formative teenage yearsI really do think it did major irreparable damage to my self image and psyche as a whole
>>203063693just turned mine off
>>203063637Ancestah cly
leftypol got fisted by his dad at 15
>>203063742modern cars are like me, fat and ugly
>Family used to compare me to gollum from lord of the rings a lot during my delicate formative teenage years
Two white girls or three?
>>203063707madrimatesmental health
>>203063810fuck off adam
LISAN AL GAIB!!
get the mental elf a madri
>>203063769make sure to mention it in the suicide note
just farted on the dogs face, done him
>>203063798love how he says gollum from lord of the rings as if gollum is a common name
how domesticated are you on a scale of 1 to 10.
The CIA hit me with Havana syndrome for 5 years and Voice to Skull for the last yearI really do think it did major irreparable damage to my self image and psyche as a whole
>>203063838
want to have sex but arsehole's too pooey from the curry and beers
>>203063852about 11
>>203063769happened to me too
might have a shower
>>203063852I would make a very good house slave
aussies be like>CROIKEY THE PIT NEEDS DIGGING AND THE JCB'S OUT OF DIESEL>ME FUCKIN CHINKPHONES ALL SMASHED UP SO I CAN'T RING DANNY AND TELL THE CUNT TO STOP BY THE SERVO>SHIT, MR AUSBERGSTEIN REALLY NEEDS THAT SAPPHIRE AND I REALLY NEED MY 500 DOLLARYDOOS>FUCK ME THERE'S STILL A FEW SHARDS LEFT, I'M OFF TO THE CRUISER TO BE A SICK CUNT WAHEY!!!>STREWTH
Like living in an open air Guantanamo Bay..
might sort my life out
haven't had weed for a good few months nowmiss it
>>203063935hope you get bummed by a bbc like in a yank prison when you do
bit of a prick, mereckon everyone hates me when we're out drinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiO3Q02JrZ8
reckon I'll do it on monday
*generic science fiction electronic SFX plays**teleports into the thread*alri?
you lads reckon a woman has ever masturbated to you then?
Got the /lit/, /o/, /mu/, /tv/, /g/, /an/, /ck/, /co/, /diy/, /fa/, /fit/, /his/, /int/, /jp/, /n/, /out/, /pol/, /pw/, /sci/, /sp/, /tg/, /trv/ and /xs/ for study material in case I ever get on The Chase or Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
>>203064045I wouldn't imagine so
>>203063873give shagging women a try then lad
>>203064045had exes send me snapchats of them doing girlwanks to me desu
>>203064045No idea, but I know multiple men have
how did jews go from mizrahi (arab looking) to white and pasty (ashkenazis)? logic answer is mixing with locals but Jews aren't really known for doing that
>>203063996I'll smoke again when I finish my game and website and complete the potassium iodide, boron, bentonite clay and lime sulphur dip treatment for morgellon's The V2K annoys me when I play smash and try to design levels right now
>>203064045yeah I done it on the phone with them
might get the jav on
dadberg thinking i'm a hacker because I got a live stream up for a 3pm game
arsenal just scored
just bought this
>>203064090Ashkenazis have no genetic link to the historical Jews of the middle east.They are descendants of Khazar converts, who then got absorbed into the wider Eastern European population groups
My farts smell like brussels sprouts.
>>203064090dont understand what you mean
>>203064142you do realise that's illegal yeah?
Reckon I'm prepared for the bleak dystopian future now that I've endured and defeated mind control technologyMight learn hacking so I'm fully fledged cyberpunk
>>203063591Not true
>>203064173alri blazing squad
Fucking bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKjfw77cxeQ
Anyone here ever played EVE Online?
>>203064174is this a universally accepted answer?
has the incel gimp left?
looking forward to this lads
>>203064257fraid not, I didn't do good in school you see
>>203064279nh you're still here
>>203064222I've been in them, it's true. It's grim. It's bleak.I quit and started stretching every day to spite them. Then the Freemasons contacted me, then I endured electronic harassment. Now I work part time seasonal and collect unemploidment while working on PET(Particle Expulsion Treatment) projects
absolutely completely lost my desire to drink, lads.it's got to the point where i'm blowing off invitations to see my mates (which i desperately need) because i don't fancy drinking, and meeting up with them invariably involves drinking
>>203064296what are the seasonings?
going insane, hoping this shower sort me right out
>>203064319>it's got to the point where i'm blowing off invitations to see my mates (which i desperately need) because i don't fancy drinking, and meeting up with them invariably involves drinkingliterally mefeel guilty about it and don't want to ghost them but i don't know what else to do
>>203063852honestly don't think I'd be capable of raising my voice at this point
>>203064279Nope. He's right here. >>203064257
>>203064045absolutely not
>>203064320salt pepper (duh lol) garlic/onion powder, paprika and sunflower oil. very basic but very delicious
>>203064242MI6 FUMING They browse here and requested I get the V2K after I posted racey shit on here Only helped me to figure out what's going onMight open up a nonprofit where I help homeless people go through this treatment and study how many of them aren't actually mentally ill and just have been targeted by the government
Why do trashy single mums love bragging about how their kid has autism or adhd
>>203064242roobs or emma?
>>203064326Spray on some lime sulphur dip after ladThat shit FUCKS UP V2K
>>203064444yeah?
they literally think theyre better than us
>>203064275It's what Crusader Kings 3 says is true
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had a dream about nuclear war last night but i was an raf pilot and had 5 minutes to get in my plane when the sirens went off and managed to fly up into space in time with my raf mate to miss all the explosions
>>203064454That's why they use mind control technology on us. We're just a bunch of lab rats to them, using our thoughts to perfect a deeplearning AI so it can reach human intelligence
Watch this >>203064515
blood in faecesblood in stoolblood in stool hemorrhoids
Stopped watching the Arsenal game as soon as they scored
just seen this on a vivastreet ad
RIP to the fallen soldiersMihai MikeyEmmett
>>203064502had a dream i was showering with my lovely black gf
>>203064547mikey occasionally posts steaming at like 1am
>>203064547You still have me lad
where should i fly to on microsoft flight sim while getting steaming?last weekend some anon wanted london to north korea and it was fundubs decides
going to take my own life tonight via hanging
>>203064596muggy little cunt
>>203064547thailad, alan, beto... gone like tears in the rain...
>>203064537this should be against the law not even joking blatant racism
>>203064311>>203064353kek
I hate having a good memoryneed some brain damage pronto to put it out of business
>>203064589glasgow to edinburgh
>>203064589belgium to guam
>>203064591why mate?>>203064589north korea to london
>>203064591Hangovers aren't THAT bad.
>>203064595more like shits down the drain
>>203064589sydney to wagga wagga
any rancid little freaks who live inside the sewage system posting here?
being an incel has fried my braini can't remember anythingcan't sleep properly can't sleepcan hardly think
>>203064616>I hate having a good memorysame mate, but the other day someone told me about a car crash I was supposedly involved in and I don't remember it at all
>>203064589heathrow to gatwick
anybody know the symptoms of early onset dementia?
>>203064699omds
>>203064699looooool
>>203064591Absolutely not
>>203064699kek
>>203064589Pakyong Airport to Hong Kong
Eventually AI will replace all man made art, and humans will only be left with menial soulless work to do
>>203064699howling
>>203064589you should fly from the most northerly airport in the UK to the most southerly in a cessna
>>203064591good luck mate, wish you the best whatever happens
>>203064547We will remember them.
look like shitsound like shitfeel like shit can't sleep for shitcan't remember for shitstupid as shit useless as shitcan't get laidcan't be loved
>>203064699ahh the good 'ol repositioning flight
>>203064616For me it's having a good memory while most people I know forget what happened last week. Some stressful discussions, I'll have you know.
>>203064731was looking for a picture of an indonesian man on google images and 60% of the images were AI. I have a feeling that this will only get worse
5'8, megot a tiny willy, mevile incel, me
too many uk flags itt
haven't drank in ages struggling with this whiskey
>>203064789>5'8, me5'9 me>got a tiny willy, menot me, extremely average>vile incel, meoh yeah
that's it, shit, shave, shower, here I come
>>203064826Is it Irish whiskey?
have we deciphered this yet?
>>203064752i still remember when emmet was gunned down by that squad of mounties, /brit/ was in mourning for months
>>203064731It's only used for Ads which were replaced by soulless globohomo art some time ago. No one wants to watch anime or play games with AI except gooners.
need to stop being an incel. but how?
>>203064871fuck off spainpaedo
Might order dominos. Bit of dirty bulking, as they say.
>>203064589From: Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport, Little Rock, Arkansas To: Diego Garcia Naval Support Facility, British Indian Ocean Territory
>>203064862They finna run a train on her Women be like that
oh right. i forgot that my inceldom is YOUR fault. it's not me who needs to change. it's YOU.
its almost like JD Vance is running for president race traiting scum
>>203064889your mums a dirty bulk
>>203064871>get in shape>sort your hair and clothes out>pick up interesting hobbies where you can meet women >dont be a creepy retard its that simple
KENNEDY'S SHATTERED HEAD HITS CONCRETERIDE JOHNNY RIDE
>>203064862its because she's drinking alcohol and she's brown therefore she's getting judgement from all the males in the arenasomething about the universality of the patriarchy across religions and cultures presumably
>>203064862brown woman projecting her sexual fantasies into her baby brained politicsmany MANY cases
>>203063769Same because I was skinny and didn't leave my room just played Vidya all day
stop replying to adam and his shitty gimmick
>>203064920>blah blah blah platitudes platitudes platitudespiss off
sorry
I've been fighting for trans rights for years now.
let's get retarded in here
>>203064950alternatively i could smash your head in with a brick so you wouldn't have to worry about it anymore
Banger this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB1M2HaEbI4
not done my incel walk yet today
>>203063976Howling
October and 17C outside. We've ruined this planet haven't we lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJi0QwGlTTk
blackpool by elections
>>203064979what the fuck you on aboutit's been the coldest summer on record
boomers belong in cages
wwrdWhat would Rorke do
I reckon being stuck in a small enclosed space with Emma Watson wouldn’t be so bad as long as she was gassy.
>>203064975The classic
Mental spiders in AusGet a load of this sick cuntHes harmless though
The Kizza has been ordered.I know, I know, I shouldn't 'give money to pakis', I shouldn't 'be eating slop'...But, well...I'm just going to eat it anywayHahahahahaahahaha
didn't really like tdkr and only watched it for the tv meme desu. not bad, but just not my thing.
you must changeso i can change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx7x8km8d-c
>>203065014these are the people who vote Tory
Might squeeze a wank in between the shit and shave
>>203065043imagine him crawling on your face at night haha
was at a fancy bar in west hampstead that were literally charging £12/drinkwhich is of course insulting but the people in there were so much more attractive than the dregs in your average puband isn't that what you're ultimately paying for when you go out drinking anyway?
>>203065093the rare good blogpost
>>203065080midnight snack
I often go into boots and put on expensive aftershave then walk back out
>>203065093>>203065112Mate you literally just went and replied to yourself there, didn't you?
>>203065112i disagree rorke
>>203065093classic diego post
>>203065135paki mindset
bump locked ip region
>>203065155paki grindset
why bother with pubs anymore
>>203065155>pakis >aftershave
>>203065135no splash no gash
>>203065182you're a paki
>>203065142no and I find the accusation insulting
>>203065199I look at your knob as part of my job
>>203065216how so?
>>203065231you tell me
>pay for overpriced pintsyou're a mong>don't pay for overpriced pintsyou're a speccy incel virge loner mongYOU CAN'T WIN
I'm fat and lazy and can't be fucking arsed to sign up to the gym and walk there every day. What can I do to get fit at home?
>>203065259Eat lessMove more
OHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does it OHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does it OHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does it OHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does itOHMit's a set up it's a set up it's a set up does it
Mental how all Australians sound exactly the sameNo regional accents at all. fucking wild.
Stocks and Shares ISA up to 8.8k
>>20306525910k steps a day
diego is 5 foot 3 with an attitude
5 foot 3 and full of poo
what's for tea tonight then lads?
>>203065350ktim
>>203065355Tea
>>203065355big plate of poo fresh from the bfs hairy arsehole
>>203065355microwaveable curry
>>203065259running
karate almost always mogs MMA
>>203065355bucket of chum
>>203065355goblet of gruel
>>203065410alri
>>203065355Toad in hole
don't know what ktim stands for me
>>203065355paki za
>>203065433corrr one of my favs
>>203065445don't
>>203065355the other half of the pizza from yesterdayand then the rest of the choc hobnobsmaybe some mini hostage rolls if im still hungry
>>203065435"kek that isn't me"
>>203065435ktim
>>203065431?
>>203065376Theyve done so many videos with British tea testers proving they can't tell the difference between most teas lol it's like water testing
>>203065465why
>>203065489?
>>203065431venture hehe
>>203065355Gonna order a dominos
>>203065355lasagne
>>203065546but they make peng 'zas
wacky paki
>>203065555no they don't
lot of racism in the thread rn
>>203065355Vyvanse. Going to the wilderness to escape gangstalking.
>>203065355steak and salad
>>203065564lie on
50% OFF AT DOMINOS(when you order over £40 )
arse lad night
where's the day gone?
Any socially conservative communists in the house?
Dominos mong gonna lose his job if he doesn't get enough sales today
>>203065596Fascists? Yeah me.
just saw some advertising
>>20306558640£ woeth of za?that can feed a family of 5
>>203065596enjoying first year of uni mate
>>203065483ah, cheers mate
I am paid by Dominos to market pizza to fat autistic freaks on 4chan
Dangling my nutsack low.
just saw a report announcement
>>203065639it wouldn't even get you two whole pizzas as they are £21.99 each
having a wank
>>203065435It means "okay timothy"
just saw someone getting rimmed
>>203065596so you mean Nazis and not Communists?
>>203065664You are announcing a report yourself.
>>203065577we have pizzarias here, not paki shops that happen to do pizza
i ain't seen nothin'go suck a lemon
>>203065639Just another miserable aspect of this horrible country. In Australia and America pizza is cheap as chips, £10 for a large pizza and side as it should be. But again, we've fallen as a people, the west has fallen, its now £42
Just seen a postdisturbing, do less of that please x
Catherine Violet's pink little holes
Had a really sloppy poo earlierGrim.
>The Catherine Violet Hubbard Animal Sanctuary was created in 2013 in honor of Catherine Violet Hubbard, a six-year-old killed at Sandy Hook Elementary School on December 14, 2012Mad if true, but she was a crisis actor
>>203065712>paki shops that happen to do pizzaactually mad this doesnt existget a kizza and a bottle of milk, even cans
check out the arse on her
>>203065745KYS gingernonce you pedo freak!
>>203065724a large 'za is about 7 quid here. jelly nige?
>>203065788maaaaate
>>203065807Yeah but Im not jealous of these*grabs on to your man tits in front of everybody and looks you in the eye*
>>203063501>>203063501>>203063501
>>203065829only tits you're even gonna be feeling mate
>>203065845Bit early you cunt.
>>203065861janny will sort him out
