Roman Patronage Edition
I wish the OP were better (referenced the previous thread) and that the estonian marathon runner anon were here. i want to talk about my morning bike ride (30 miles)
>>203073907idgi
I forgot the Previous because Im drinking cofeve and I burned my tongue and forgot
>>203074005>estonian marathon runnerWhat kind of life has he been feeding you? His entire personality is doing meth
>>203074181i am a very experienced endurance athlete, so there is no lie he could tell me that i couldn't sniff out, nafricel.
https://338canada.com/ontario.htmWhy the fuck are Ajax, Etobicoke North, and Humber River voting Liberal? Makes more sense for them to vote NDP.Everywhere else makes sense: recent immigrants who are speculative real estate investors in Brampton, Scarborough, and Markham; obnoxious white boomer liberals in downtown Toronto; and government workers in Ottawa.
>Female, black applicants who failed Maryland State Police tests likely to receive $2.75M in backpay from discrimination suityou laugh, but YOU couldn't figure this question out, dummy!!
Gonna be dead broke after paying for this car service This wouldn’tve happened if I lived in a walkable city
>>203074315get a scooter
>>203074315have you tried not being poor as hell
>>203073999me
American women have a three day plan to extract 2 $40 meals from you and Chinese women have a fifteen year plan to groom you into a billionaire who kills their brother.(the brother deserves it, btw)
>>203074518Hey it’s that anon that steals tweets and posts them here
>>203074292G-d i wish i were brown and retarded enough to fail this and win 2 millies
>>203074548we're allowed to do that?
>>203074588especially when nothing else is happening
I like the movie jackie brownhttps://youtu.be/JgYI8GTRuNE?si=ew5FbK26AkKjE438
edibles have been edibled
>>203074274>the GTA is retardedWow. Shocking revelation
>>203074274cope. im voting trudeau
doesn't matter though
>>203075322cute.
>want to smoke weed>have to build furnitureugh folx, adulting is, like, so, so hard y'all
>>203075614smoke weed AND build furnitureweed doesn't...make you lazy does it? that's big pharma lies...
My niggas. It is with great regret that I must inform you all that niggers tongue my anus.
>>203075748u dun broke dem bucks
Frosted butts.
good afternoon
I failed todays connections
>>203075942let me try hold on
>>203075919Hello anon. Shit sucks. Hope your shit doesn't suck.
things i've done today:
>>203074292daylight savings time strikes againget fucked glowies
>>203075942the purple category was bs the only reason i got it was because it was the last category i don't blame you at all
staying alive when you don't want to is an achievement every day
>>203076170what even is this
>>203076170I’ve never heard of a hanger steak or hipster underwear
>>203074588yeah you can also just take a screenshot if you're lazy and boring
>>203076203no spoilers anon not everyone has done it yet>>203076198it's a daily new york times word game called connections, it's fun
the real redpill is all girls like this
>>203076185frfr
>>203076203>or hipster underwearincel discrimination!!
>>203076241>HUGE nymphoPuppy gfs got SA'd as children?
>>203076303why are you like this
>>203076328he's an incel
>>203076303>SA'dStop talking like a fag
>>203076328https://www.researchgate.net/publication/352104491_Nymphomania_Associated_With_Childhood_Sexual_Abuse_A_Case_Report>>203076362Too lazy to type.
>>203076296I don’t identify as an incel
https://x.com/TansuYegen/status/1842076408756969867how are pandas even real
Threadly rape discussion begins now. To get the discussion started I ask a question.What's everyone favourite rape meta? Chloroform rag? Club? Blackmail? Drugs? Brute force?
>>203076479i don't blame you for getting that one wrong there's no reason you would know that it's fine
Assume racist things about me based solely on my flag
>>203076635ur brown
>>203076635i would never
>>203076635you wear a sombrero and you run really fast and you're a mouse
>>203076635You are both lazy and stealing American jobs
>>203076635You sex traffick children for the cartels.
wow all of those things are true
>>203076007not that anon but shit does suck but maybe I can turn this around
>>203076526he loves his leaves so much what a goober
>>203076479well if you were a girl you'd know it, and if you were a sex haver you'd probably know it too cause you come into contact with lots of women wearing different panties
>>203076635Somebody got their feelings hurt
How do I deal with stress
>>203076850is there anything in particular that's making you stressed, or are you just feeling stressed out in general
All tru btw
>>203076850scream
>>203076746he's both cute and weird looking i don't get it
finna goon
>>203076850Breath in deeply, exhale slowly, repeat.Jerk off.
>>203076947i don't think he's weird looking, he's cute he's just a giant fluffball
>>203076850Smoke weed drink liquor jerk off
>>203076868Yea consequences of my own actions have once again put me in a hole. I can easily blame others but I have also (mostly) done plenty myself>>203076917Can't, neighbors.>>203076964I'll try the breathing exercises too j/o wouldn't help for long
>Yah bro, just dull it with vices!Why are leafs such losers?
lol nobody likes canadians
>>203077292That’s literally what everyone has done for all of human history Just don’t abuse them
>>203077292NTA, but that what humans have been doing for thousands of years.
>>203077266well if you're self aware enough to know that your own actions are causing your anxiety, you are self aware enough to try to fix some of those problems
>>203077292There is no alternative
what does the american version look like
>>203076635You get off on snow bunnies being racist.
>>203077521i need this plush lmfao
moo deng just rizzed baby gronk
A rat done bit my sister Nell.(with Whitey on the Moon)Her face and arms began to swell.(and Whitey's on the Moon)I can't pay no doctor bill.(but Whitey's on the Moon)Ten years from now I'll be paying still.(while Whitey's on the Moon)[
>>203076850Stop procrastinating and complete the tasks that you’re stressed about, or stop stressing about things you can’t control
>>203077598
should i go out tonight or stay home
triggered some chuds. good day so far ngl
>>203077862good job
watchin destiny
>>203077850the purest distillation of cringe
>>203078000same
been thinkin bout pussy latelysince im starting to get a womanly body, im getting used to seeing a dick down thereit got me thinkin that ive never actually seen one really, all the times ive been drunk or high, or both, so i want to get to know it betterykwim?
i dont care about politics. i just want the other side to lose and seethe
>the other sideyou care enough to pick sides. lol
>>203078142literally everyone who says they don't care about politics
>>203077788nobody answered me :<
cummies, im back
>>203078089>im getting used to seeing a dick down therenigga u always had a dick down there dumass
Just saw a heartbreaking video that made me cry, this black woman had bipolar and schizophrenia. She got arrested because the voices in her head were telling her to drown her niece. She was pleading to speak with a doctor and said she wanted to take her own life. She went to psych prison and was found not guilty by reason of insanity.It must be horrible to be so afrlicted
today i saw a young woman wearing a tail
>>203078493yes but i mean i can only picture a woman having a dick, because i see that everyday in the mirrori cannot picture a woman with a vagina
what is it about this general that we ALWAYS have to have someone like >>203078089 at any given time
>>203078550nigga im here max like once a week
>>203078089hola ale. how's it going?
>>203078587so you guys are working in shifts now? how come you only post here on saturday? moonlighting?
i prefer having trannies and chuds and schizos at any given timebetter than normalfags who turn this general into a discord channel
>>203078505sad that so many people like this are just left to wander the streets or scrape barely scrape by instead of getting helpamerican healthcare system is a joke and i hate anyone who defends it
>>203078592same oldin two weeks i have my doctors appointment where it will be decided when ill have the surgery to cut my balls, so p excited about that
>>203078656im sorry i cant fucking type it's not going good for me today im just gonna go lay down or something
>/cum/YES HELLO
>>203078691
>>203077632There was a liquor shortage when the distributor monopoly went on strike here
>>203078691well, good luck. i dont have much to say. keep us posted.
>>203078656Nobody can seem to agree on the type of "help" would be most appropriate for those extreme cases And the bleeding hearts aren't comfortable locking the mentally insane in a padded room indefinitely while we figure it out
>>203078743henlohow come you no longer post russian gore?
side by side coach gun$519buy it or bin it
ive never held a firearm
Gonna play RimWorld >>203078797Looks neat and fun but I'd only purchase it if I had a use for it
>>203078824**places your hand on my erect pp**
>>203078824Not a true American.
>>203078789You know there's more than 1 Romanian poster, right?
>>203078845AHH dude that's your dick! Let me go let me go!
>>203078845>>203078847>>203078859big if true
>>203078824buy one of those $90 22 single action revolvers so you can become a true american
>>203078797looks nice>>203078777there are a lot of easy cases where the violent homeless guy yelling walking in the middle of the road should probably be committed, but i agree there are a lot of edge cases where the morality gets kind of questionable. but they should focus on the easy ones first.
>>203078873**grabs your pp and gently strokes it**
>>203078797Would rather a more standard pump action
Currently dealing with coffee poops.
boutta go for an incelrun
>>203079018Don't forget your incel shoes and to do your incel stretches
what would /cum/mers do if i turn into a successful instagram model?
i dont have instagram but id say YEAH IM PROUD I KNOW THAT TRANNY FROM BEFORE HE WAS FAMOUS
>>203079093i'd ask you to give me a job
>beautiful tranny without penisi cry 1000 times
>>203079093bit old for that aren't u
>i dont have instagrami legit cant think of a life like that
though insta was a boomer thing
>>203079200plenty of spinsters in the ig models marketme, i follow plenty>>203079231thats facebook
>>203079204
>>203079249You said the thing
>>203079231Insta is for ethots, basic bitches, and pedos.
thinking of cute penis
>>203079365sounds awful
>>203079440insta isn't that bad there's a lot of good stuff on there
>>203078920for function yeah. I made it a personal consoomer goal to buy a gun of each action (bolt-action, lever-action, etc.) though so I'll probably buy one of these and an over under eventually to get that squared away
>>203076850the million $1 question
>>203079477i have a revolver
>>203079497hey now i don't want any trouble
*shidz n cumz n fardz n peez @ da same tiemz*
>>203079462So are you an ethot, basic bitch or...
>>203079599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxZxe092eqo
>>203079549i would never ever harm a 'cooner don't worry
>>203078797it'd look cool on a fireplace and be a decent general purpose gun. Also depends on what you want to do with the gun and what you already have. I personally wouldn't get it because I'd rather buy a mossberg 500 (which is cheaper) or a wicked nice benelli. But if I had those two than I might as well grab it, especially if it were in a different guage
>>203079659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOi2jFIhZhA
>>203078000>>203078051do you like getting cucked, or does it just kind of keep happening to you?
>>203079767don't think most TINYcels can get women in the first place
love the trope of a giant guy being nicknamed tiny
>>203079741Based and sillypilled reply
>>203079804idk what that means, and i don't care
>>203079838you can't be a cuckold if you can't get a woman to cuck you, dunceberg
i'll never be the big man, alpha male, boss hog, king kong, glorious caesar.i'm just a small angry smelly irrelevant nobody. and that's all i'll ever be.
>>203079681luv me raccsluv me possumssimple as
>>203079989https://youtu.be/mdBlpRc6hoY
>>203079952most people live mundane, normal lives. you don't need to be a glorious emperor to have a good and satisfying life.and you don't have to be angry or smelly, go take a calming bath or shower and fix those two problems
>>203079989when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to if you even care
>Your Zelle(R) payment is under reviewi got a bad feeling about this
>>203080149> zelledo zoomies really
NEVER BEEN AFRAID TO SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND AT ANY GIVEN TIME OF DAYNEVER BEEN AFRAID TO HOLLER ABOUT ANYTHINGANYTHINGANYTHING!
>>203079739yeah if I had to choose between a starter shotgun I'd always go with the moldberg. break actions nowadays are a bit of a meme or as you said for decoration than if you want the most bang for your buck. perhaps if they were priced closer to single barreled break action shotguns (<$100) they'd be more worth it outside of that niche.
>>203080149this happened to me one time i had to wait 24 hours for it to clearcustomer service says this is typical if you send a lot of money your first time using it, they only let you send 500$ a week and receive 5k a week and i received 5k
>>203080195ouch
>>203080195where mogus
>>203080046we're blessed to have such critters crawling around our domain
>>203073907posting in ebin thread
Reminder that by the age of 30 Alexander the Great had conquered one of the largest empires in history.
>>203080388>marks another tally
>>203080334thank you possums for eating tons of ticks and preventing lyme disease from spreading
>>203079926Haitian MRE
>>203080450wheres your leaf
>>203080486
>>203080503I made blended it in with the syrup.
>>203080486this image better be fake
>>203080503spring just started in equatorial canada, all the leaves have yet to come back from winter.
>>203079926frfrthere should be a way to have like a 1 for 1 citizen swap. Like I find a guy from poland or something with similar qualifications and we just have a zero problem immigration swap
>>203080486This is Fucked Up.
>>203080195lame as fuckyou could see the punchline coming from a mile away
>>203080195He's just happy that his mom didn't abort him.
>>203080549>>203080589Complaints hotline: 1-202-456-1111
anyone have a recommendation for downloading youtube videos on my phone (android)? i used to use reVanced but that got borked several months ago.
https://youtu.be/fmFcOsQ9dQA
>>203080709this kid died
>>203080683grayjay
>>203080725i know. i watch this video at least once a month
>>203080683NewPipe
>>203080725one could only hope more share his fate.it's crazy how much he talks like a grown adult (black edition)makes one think
>>203080725ate too much cheese
I wish I had the courage to go out
>>203080829you do have the courage to go out anon i can encourage you if you want
>>203080829i wish you had the courage to stfu
>>203080829i think knowing where to go would help. have a goal and a plan and it can even be satisfying to pull off
>>203080747>>203080773Thanks buds, I'll give both a try.
>>203080880can you give me jerk off encouragement
me so horny
buds, im drinking again
i'd fuck you guys in the ass so hard you'd never really recover. i'm the biggest fucker in all of serbia
>>203081154how often do you drink
>>203081165everyone in your little corner of europe is a halfbreed goblin. you all look like this guy https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/DAMV9LTqhoB/?igsh=cXQydWYyaG84bjdo
>>203081165makes sense since your mom is the biggest whore in serbia
>>203081281i look like this
>everyone in your little corner of europe is a halfbreed goblin
>>203081165OH LOOK, ITS THE SHIT ASS WHO DOESNT WIPE AFTER HE SHITS EVERYBODY SAY HEYYYY SHIT ASS
>>203081313i look like that but i don't say that
>>203081322hey man what is up dog
>i'd fuck you guys in the ass so hard you'd never really recover. i'm the biggest fucker in all of serbia
>>203081198weekends only
Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History
>>203081390that's good, have funmake sure you have some water at some point so you can avoid the hangover
about to eat these limes
>>203081412i did have a ton of water yesterday and as a result, didn't have much of a hangover today morning.
>>203081405elon musk vs jeff bezos would be epic
>>203081417those are avocados
>>203081417he's green and he's proud those are avacados though>>203081433see it works
the only alcohol i like to drink are faggy fruity cocktails
>>203081530i could tell that by your lisp and the way you stick your ass out
>>203081553it's rude to just say it out loud
>>203081530i like a shirley temple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL5XuSpaXpA
did anyone see me at target today
>>203081723i didnt go to target today
'dered a 'za from 'nos
>>203081747which 'za, bud?
>>203081723I did
>>203081723I may have seen you. I was working at Home Depot today, it's right next to a Target.
If only batman had known earlier
>>203081747youre 'oing to eat 'ome 'hit that a 'eet has 'ouched?
I wish i was beautiful and rich
i wish i were* beautiful and rich
because i thought i saw one of you i wasnt sure tho haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-W6whvn8Bs&pp=ygUSdGhlIHN0cm9rZXMgc2VmbGVz
>>203081759'roni 'sage 'per and 'ion
>>203081778Lots of bad bitches go to home depot
>>203081839I*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXkm6h6uq0k
how does one become beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_siJRgDlddY
>>203081999become this
bruh
>>203081999bee yourself
melancholic thinking about all the great /cum/ posts i miss while toiling my life away
>>203082007i love this song thank you for posting it are you doing okay >>203082057or so i’ve heard
>>203082057dumbo energy
>>203082081>bee yourself
>>203082071why does elon look like he's going through chemo
January 2027 $TSLA puts at $80Its like printing free money
>>203082089Hi spinster I hope you're having a lovely day
>>203082144>what helping fight for the free world does to a mf
>>203082089>are you doing okaywhy do you ask?
rimworld more like rimjob
>>203082082actually nvm these posts are booty ass
>>203082211The porn mod is called rimjobworld
>>203082202nutshell is just a really heavy, sad song to me and it made me wonder what kind of headspace you were in
never thought i'd stoop so low as to watch a footjob video, but this altgirl is just my type
>>203082284>watching porn with dude's in itYou mean cuck porn.
footworld
im mentally ill and it hurts
>>203082454same i hope you can find something that brings you a bit of relief
I'm so fucking sick of everything, there are no part time jobs in my area. I've gone to two that say they're part time but it's actually full time. I guess I could go back to McDonalds and make fucking nothing, but the last time I worked for McDonalds was 6 years ago and I feel like I'd be sliding backwards. Also, it's fucking McDoanlds.
>>203082486self harm works pretty good for me
shut the fuck up
>>203082582>making nothing at mcdicksbut it's not like you make much with part time jobs anyways. I'm looking into bookkeeping rn though idk what they do but it's part time and there seems to be a decent demand for it
how you gon let anotha man keep ya own damn books
>>203082582They don't even hire me for jobs that I'm qualified for, because hiring jeets is cheaper.
>>203082588i know that sh gives you a bit of control and agency over how you feel but sh is always wrong and there are better coping mechanisms, i haven’t done that in years so you can get over it for the most part, just don’t do anything stupid you’ll regret please
>>203082638>bookkeepingLike at a library?Also, I applied for a part time job at my college and I got no fucking reply, suck bullshit, I'm so fucking mad right now. I'm 24 and I have no degree, it's fucking over for me.
everything i've ever said here was projection
>>203082284>>203082353status report: didn't cum
i need someone else to make the new i need to start getting ready i also need to eat some food so i don’t get weak
>>203082758MapChad, it's time.
you all seem too intelligent to be here
I hope when I die it is an angel that looks and sounds like Peter Mensah that shuffles me to the Afterlife, and I hope I merit an Angel and don't end up in Hell
>>203082710It's accounting or tax related, bookkeepers do some sort of bitch work that would take up time for accountants. The main advantage with being a bookkeeper is that it's fairly low entry, but you need a certification or something.
>>203082776I'm a midwit on my best days.
I think it’s good.
dealing blackjack to myself. i will surely win.
>>203082838jeez ladies put some clothes on sheesh!!!
>>203082582sometimes we have to take what we can get. money is money, after all.
>>203082838uhhh
I love salty peanuts and honey with chili powder
flies keep flying on me when sitting outside but it'd be rude to kill them
>>203075614fucking hell, finally done
>>203082838I've been to a Succubus bar in Osaka. Shit was so cool. I later met up with one of the girls at a concert because she was friends with my japanese drinking buddy
I wish all of you happiness, may you live to see a thousand reasons to rejoiceSi Sono ubriac
>>203082954you can't wish well on others and then cast a curse like that
>>203082923something wrong, bud?
>>203082967I cast no curse
watching slop
Love you guys
NEW>>203083076>>203083076
