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huh
>>203083076sex with skinny alt girls
tfw no Roman gf
Ton of respect for people who upload weed related YouTube videos without looking like pathetic street urchin losers
i like canadians
>>203083114Y-you too...
youre not kevin costner
>>203083114i want to
>>203083157a noble intention
>>203083114>>203083157Famous last words.
Good evening /cum/friends!
>>203083179adequate pits. not great
>>203083179uhhh
>>203083179Pocari Sweat tastes ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnKjO_4NJaI
Brender and eddy
My surname is DiStefano and I will keep making Roman NEWs until the pain of losing Miss Monique is quenched
These are my associates
>>203083179Finally headed back to Japan in December
>>203083351what happens in japan
>>203083376Cat: spinster Ducks: the /cum/ babies
>>203083387stays in japan
>>203083351Where did you go last time?I was going to go back this winter, but I am too busy with business stuff so I have to postpone it until next year probably.
gem
>>203083398What?
I've had enough of this. This punishment stuff is going to stop. I am now the alpha.
>>203083427Nothing I said in my post was confusing
>>203083464but it was pretty outrageous
>>203083464Replace nothing with everything and youre spot on
i could easily overpower and rape spinster, but i would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER rape someone aha
Today isn't Saturday
>>203083477what, are we talking about Gem here
>>203083501i believe that we can win i believe that we can win i believe that we can win
Would America win a war against the whole world, if they tried to invade us?
>>203083496POOPIE RAPIE
>>203083477How
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ3mf_wFseU"I dont know any fucking Gennar'"
>>203083539a timeless classic.
fuck this dumb bitch>people dying in north carolina? $750>some shithole that nobody gives a fuck about? $157 million
>>203083431The alpha takes priority over the janny. The alpha can post whatever he likes
>>203083570So this is obviously like some type of laundering racket or something right? What percentage 157 mill actually goes to aid I wonder
I miss Joe Biden
if i were white i'd probably feel more sympathy for the victims of helene
>>203083610im white and i dont care at all
>>203083537Invading the USA is a pretty difficult job. Nuking the atmosphere, causing an EMP wave, to take out all the electricity is a way easier thing to do. Make the USA spend 6 months rebuilding itself.Repeat every 6 months.
Why does America try to pretend like it’s a military power instead of a mercantile powerWe lost a war to fucking Canada
>>203083336wtf?
>>203083537I'd like to think it's unlikely. First we would have to take over Canada to secure our northern border. We probably have a large enough military to defend the coasts, plus we have missile defense and mines. Taking over Mexico might be harder but I think the states could at least handle the border on their own. Russia would be my next target because they're the only thing besides and ocean separating us from europe. Then I would attack europe from both sides. Then the game turns into the first world vs china
>>203083537The USA would go bankrupt eventually
>>203083666Let Canada try to invade
lol
im boutta finna buss cuh ong
Man I love weed
a dog fucked your mothers /cum/shits
>a dog fucked your mothers /cum/shits
DUDE
>>203083886Lmao perfect reply
WEED
just finished jerking
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>>203083336sent this to the family groupchat. everyone loved it
just started jerking
>>203083946Show this one to your family chat and show us what they say
I JUST SAID IN THE LAST TWO BARSDROPPED OUTTA SCHOOL STILL BOUGHT TWO CARS SHOOT A FUCK NIGGA IN HIS CHEEKBONE LAST THING HE SEEN WAS A GREEN BEAM AIMED AT HIS JAW
>>203083981im obviously not gonna do that.
>>203083981this nigga jerking it to pictures and using earphones
>>203084003Why tf not
>>203083981that censor bar is too big for a jap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ePUpMRZCxI
>I JUST SAID IN THE LAST TWO BARS>DROPPED OUTTA SCHOOL STILL BOUGHT TWO CARS>SHOOT A FUCK NIGGA IN HIS CHEEKBONE LAST THING HE SEEN WAS A GREEN BEAM AIMED AT HIS JAW
shat 3 times today
ok i'm done with the image talking gimmick
4th glass of wine and still not drunk.
>>203084040Word is Bond son
>>203084093why are you saying this?
>>203084113because the gorilla is dressed like a nigga from new york
>>203083981why's his penos vibrating so intensely
canadabros, why you let people like these in your country?>>203084083
Have to peepee
>>203084144niggas from new york don't have the equipment upstairs to understand "the future" or "conditional statement" they anatomically cannot understand a promise.
>>203084187ok
currently watching mean girls
drinking a rootbeer at present
>>203084230A&W is the best brand btw
>>203084246i'm drinking the cheapest available
pbj but ints nutella instead of
>>203084172>why you let people like these in your country?There is next to zero oversight for immigrants here. We just had a father son terrorist duo get arrested and both were allowed to immigrate here without issue. pic related is the reason
niggy azalea is like 55 years old
and before you accuse me, yes
Batman's moral code prevents him from killing peopleBut his moral code does not prevent him from raping people
>>203084318it's worse than i knew
>>203084346I forgot about herShes 34
>>203084040Done me
is the vw golf a chick car
>>203084414VW golfs are always driven by douchebags. I always have to force myself in for a merge in front of one.
>>203084414Hot girls drive a Jetta.
New Yorkers don't call it "pizza," they call it "pie" with little exceptions.
should i watch idiocracy
im watching the first kingsman flick and everything in london seems cramped like shit. id go insane living there
>>203084462you should bee yourself
>>203084462no, it's reddit-tier as fuck
>>203084383Okay, Gordon.
>>203084440he's having so much fun
>>203083407I have a house in Osaka so I’m going there.
>>203084538you befriend people to offload your useless knowledge on in exchange for them doing the same in turn
Just did a deep clean on my keyboard because I'm procrastinating doing college work. It's only 3 hours to the deadline but god damn is my keyboard clean. Maybe I should do my mouse next.
Creepcel is such a creep
>>203084544What are the taxes like I'm considering buying an apartment. I have a friend who I'll just give cheap rent to in exchange for keeping it tidy.
>>203084559Not a bad relationship
>>203084538What's Enthusiast?
>>203084569get your shit done and then order a pizza as a reward
>>203084574Yes it is
I promised this general that I would 69 with a hot girl before the end of the year...It hasn't happened yet but I'm getting closer!
I 69'd with a fat Japanese girl and she didn't even have any pubes shit was NOT cash
>>203084592fatty
>>203084571Tax isn’t bad once you get residency.
>>203084222>>203084462>>203084480stop watching movies. they're brainwashing you.
>>203084653I'm not going to do it with a fat girl. She HAS to be attractive. It's the promise I made.
>>203084592Everywhere around me closes at 10 pm.
>>203084588Someone who has enthusiasm about something
>>203084662
>>203084662Is there a foreign owners' tax?My understanding is even locals get raped by taxes and hence real estate is a shit investment.
>>203084706damn, it really sucks when you put it like that
>>203084715Neuron activated
today im going to base my world view on:[] My own real life experiences[] Learning from the trials and tribulations of my elders[x] Hollywood[x] Anonymous schizophrenics on a cursed website
>>203084414every four-wheeled vehicle is desu
>>203084715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ClCpfeIELw
>>203084694Oh I thought he was saying "Shit, nobody cares about Enthusiast". But it's a label for him. I've been seeing that meme forever and I had no clue what it meant. I'm fucking dumb dude.Also now that I understand it I find it very relatable.
>>203084772lol
>>203084709 Real estate is a shit investment in Japan because supply/demand
>>203084734For me, I just believe everything the mainstream media tells me, and then vehemently ask for a source (from the mainstream media of course) whenever anyone tells me I'm wrong
>>203084789i suppose decades of not having many babies reduces demand
>>203084662how do you get residency?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sKX3tWaOewI grew up sitting next to my grandmother (pic related) and watching this and I have loved Texas and the United States ever since <3
>>203084875Texas fucking sucks. I grew up there.
did you tell momberg you love her
>>203084970How was Texas, my friend? Where do you live now? I understand if you don't want to say the state, but I just want to know the general area of the country :)
I hope Texas gets another blizzard
i am unable to fall asleep
>>203085002i fucked your whore of a mother
>>203085002**sings you a lullaby**
I've never seen a single episode of Dallas before
>>203085009you're brown lol
it's funny how redditleaf still seethes about one minor basically non-even from years ago
>>203084795Based
>>203084992Texas is a warm place, it does not get blizzard like Canadiens <3
ordered little caesars>bitch in yo ear, etc
>>203084831Get a job or enroll in a school, basically anything that gives you a reason to be that’s.
For me, its Rugal
>>203084789I would think the opposite because now the prices are lower and there are too many houses. It's the perfect time to acquire your dead neighbors properties and turn them into a samurai palace, where you get to take in urchins and give them a better life maintaining safety in the region against the white pig menace.
me? still not drunk aaaaaaaaaaaa
if i could press a button to make every woman on earth hideously ugly i would. not gay or nothing i just want to bring them down to my level
>>203085228what do you think their lives would be like after becoming hideously ugly?
>>203085174terryposter ?
>>203085228this would do nothing since youre doing it across the board and men still need women
>>203085228good thing you're just an ugly incel and can't do that, sweetie
personally, i would be devastated if women became ugly
I'm sorry United States
#daddy #ddlg #little #littlegirl #daddysgirl #daddyplay #daddydaughter #roleplay #joi #creampie #breeding #dirtytalk #virginity
>>203085297what if the architecture around you became ugly, would you devastated then too?
My coworker was 72 years old and died by falling off his fucking roofDude never got to retire or anythingTake it easy, guys
>>203085332why was he working at 72 damn man
>>203085325it is ugly, and i am upset about it
>>203085228And then all women end up looking the same as they do now because they're all makeup and pushup bras
>>203085304why are you saying that WHAT HAPPENED WHAT DID YOU DO
>>203085348because life is is a dog eat dog world and everyone is forced to wear bacon pants
>>203085267No>>203085174Tell me you're Mexican without telling me you're Mexican
I love the United States and Canada because you live good life in suburb
>>203085348Nothing to retire for I guessHe had plenty of money but worked to spend his time
>>203085363I made you hate me because I posted in your thread
>>203085332damn. may he rest in peace.
Just ingested some tincture Finna boutta blast off into space
>>203085365shut up retard
>>203085372my life is far from good. >>203085368kind of yeah. lots of people tell me otherwise
>>203085332La vie est rien mais un reve mauvais
>>203085359do you think push up bras and makeup are literal magic or something? like this is troll right you can't be this stupid can you
>>203085400>my life is far from good.But you live in suburb in Aurora, Colorado so you are doing okay in your life
>>203085416It might as well be to the average man. We don't know about that shit
>>203085434colorado could be an improvement
>>203085372What's wrong with Norvay, sven? seems nice to me, or do you just have the perpetual european desire to go live in the desert for a few years
I only purchase petroleum products made from Norwegian oil.
>>203085416>do you think push up bras and makeup are literal magic or something?Well yes
i can fluently speak spanish, and i'm white and i work with some genuine mexican migrants. we like to bully the chicanos by saying we can't understand them.
>>203085449>Sven8 to 5 that's a nafri
>>203085443you're kind of just telling on yourself that you've never had a gf more than anything
>>203085467Absolutely BASED
>>203085467>can fluently speak spanishNot white sorry
>>203085478son, where do you think you are
>>203085467I'm chi and that's so hilarious xD I like bullying the whybois at my job by fucking their sisters and mothers and romantic partners
>>203085470I hope not. norway should be for the svens and all brownoids should be sent home
>>203085478Lemme ask you a question, where, exactly, do you think you are?This ain't reddit, son
Ugly girls are so stupid they should have just been wearing a push-up bra and worn makeup and obviously they wouldn’t be ugly anymore since that’s all it takes to be pretty
>>203085497It's almost like segregation is a good thing
>>203085490I know that I'm NOT on r9k, incel creep.
>>203085490>>203085509Aw hell na this anon got 2 dads
>>203085490>>203085509Sonmind
>>203085520ain't no wonder dat nigga be FUCKED up!!
too ugly for the ugly girls, uh
>>203085520Wtf are you on about you retardYou're on 4chan expecting niggas to have gfsNigga you lost af lmao
>>203085542You are gay
>>203085512The only girls who are ugly while wearing makeup are either obese, old, or have some sort of physical deformity
>>203085002*mogs your balkanoid breakfast*
Street Fighter 6 fucking SUCKS
>>203085512yeah ugly girls dumb as hell man ain't they never heard of makeup? it's all powerful
i need a dive watch for all the pussy im diving in
could ozempic actually make a big difference to american society or will it not go farther than slightly reducing the obesity rate
>>203085566You ain't never lied, it is literally built for scrubs
>>203085567>>203085548T. Room temperature iq
>>203085566so u do
Brothers cats scare the living hell out of me
>>203085584It's ok rat-san
Why is it that every time I see Lebanon on the news it's like>Violent militias>Israeli invasion>Sectarian violence>Massive explosions But every Lebanese person I see online is just a dude. Like, my favorite TikTok channel is a Lebanese guy who just makes halal versions of food his subscribers like. Or this one chick I met on Discord who loves TF2, who is currently homeless because her family was evacorated from the only home they know. It's amazing when countries that aren't literally third-world get into a conflict because you can so easily just see normal ass vlogs from those people. Same thing happened with Ukraine and Thailand. Though I guess in Thailands case they only escaped "literally third world" like a decade or two ago.
this incel who doesn't understand makeup is VERY angry right now lol, funny stuff
>>203085584Boo nigger
>>203085561Kill yourself Find a bottle of pills and eat them
>>203085584the brother
>>203085601Forget cat in the hatThis car wit a gat
>>203084544That's so cool. Was buying it a difficult process? I have been exploring the possibility of buying a house in Osaka as well.
>my favorite TikTok channel
>>203085605I don't understand what you are offended by
ikea? more like i pee uh.
they hate me just for existing
I could get a fat ugly girl if I wanted, but I really REALLLLLY dont also scratch that I dont think I could get a fat ugly girl
>>203085639Look at this asshole, existing like a piece of shit. Fuck off.
>>203085605>i dislike you>take supplements that will make you healthier
>>203085631>Reasons for shit>>Reddit
>>203085598what kind of grandpa ass nigga watches the news
>>203085657You shouldn't tell people to kill themselves indiscriminately anon
>>203085667Kill yourself
>>203085667My dad keeps Fox News on in the living room so I see it when I go in there.
taking a goonbreak my goonbuddy got a call from his goonwife on his goonphone
I see so much of my influence.
>>203085639who is 'they'? everyone except your mother?
I will never forgive. I will never forget
going to bed early tonight.
>>203085692yours and mine
going to goon early tonight.
>>203085708To what?
>>203085706nice
>>203085716women
Ohh I get it! The general is called /cum/ because it's a general for people from Canada, the United States of America, and Mexico. It also looks like the word "cum" which is a sex thing! Whoever came up with that is so funny.
party gooners in the house tonight
>>203085732TPBP/thread
>>203085726What kind?
>>203085732thanks, i put a lot of effort into starting the /cum/ general
>>203085732No the Canada, USA, Mexico is a cover for the gooners.
>>203085732happy little accidentsjust like me
I like going to the France general every other month or so and saying "/fr/? Like fr fr no cap?" I kinda wanna become a fixture but not an annoying one. only show up when I'm missed
oh god oh fuck i'm cumming
I see so much of my flatulence.
>>203085746I got a couple of these today
>>203085726seek counseling
>>203085756I hope two guys one a moped drive towards you
>>203085732>Being THIS fucking new/cum/ stands for Croatia/Uruguay/Morocco you fucking troglodyte
Look at this fucking retard. Just sitting in her basket staring blankly without a care in the world
>>203085752god bless you, this is the sort of diplomacy the world needs
>>203085746White people keep smiling at me and ogling me with fuck eyes and it really unsettles and upsets me.
>>203085775fix your fucking white balance
Darwinism is still the order of the day. Only the strong survive. Subjecting yourself to modern mores of inclusiveness and fairness only kneecaps your chances of survival.Life gives no shit towards your feelings. No girl likes you? No friends? No relationship? Tough shit. That's the reality. Pretending anything different is deleterious delusion. Either you have it or you don't. And that's what liberals will never tell you. And even with all the equality bullshit, people still want the same thing. Even with all the anti fatphobic shit, nobody wants to fuck a fat motherfucker. Everyone still likes the same shit with all the equality bullshit. Attractive people are still attractive and non attractive people still aren't. No matter how much artificial bullshit you try to force. I don't know even why they bother.Life is brutal and cruel and you either find your niche or perish. And no amount of social engineering will ever chang that. People who buy into the modern bullshit are essentially cutting their own balls off willingly
>>203085470>>203085497I am white boy but I do think united states is a better country
>>203085775Based idiot
>>203085785nigga u wont catch me readin alat shit lmao u writing ahh nigga :skull:
>>203085601cute. i love it
i love animals <3
>>203085798>Zoomer slangPlease don't read it
the /cum/valry has arrived.
>>203085785where does god fit into this
>>203085816Relax
>>203085800Lmao you typed this like a woman finding out her boyfriend has a micropenis
spent too much time no hands, no porn, no cum gooning today
>>203085781
>>203085816old ahh nigga finna call u unc nowunreal how this general full of old niggas
>>203085833oddly specific example
>darwinism>evolution
>>203085846No he's right. That was a very womanly post.
>>203085825That's the cope for the people who can't handle the truth.
>>203085833
i need to find a way to make being aspergian work for me. being a muttering mumbling monotone retard is NOT cutting it
duh duh, duh duh duhhhhi'm lovin it
>>203085852LOL
>>203085872interesting, i thought it was just me
All men named Floyd are homosexual.
>>203085872Just LARP as a normoid. That's what I do.
ooo eee ooo ah ahping pangwallah wallah bing bang
With all the freely available information available on the internet, how ass-ignorant do you have to be to really be a deist in 2024. Like you'd have to have your head shoved so far up your own ass it's just unbelievable
>>203085913veritable mozart
>>203085909this is the worst thing you could do. i think you're better off just being an unlikable autist. in my opinion the best course of action is to larp as the strong silent type or perhaps a tortured intellectual
>>203085923Never underestimate human stupidity
>>203085923>unbelievable...have you have much experience with ordinary people, anon?
>>203085852>Marry cheats on her husband>gets knocked up>teehee, I'm still a virgin, it's God's baby>never gives Joseph his own childIt's Joever. Joseph is a betacuck raising Chad's son.
Can vegans drink breast milk?
>>203085941what do you think?
>>203085951Christians aren't ready to hear this
>>203085951Is that why Jesus was black?
>>203085934that does sound more realisticnot larping at all would be ideal, but perhaps it's naive to think he can achieve what he wants in life without any larping
if michigan loses their football game tonight my father will become a mean drunk and be unpleasant to be around.
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>>203085987fistfight your dad
>>203085987he will beat ur ass and then hell hit you
Spinster please make the new quickly before one of these spaz nerds can make it. Thanks hun
>>203085999she's too busy under my desk. if she denies this, she's a stinky femcel
>>203085999steel toe boot to the front teeth
>>203085983Everybody larps. It's just the degrees that differ.Were this not so, nobody would be employed because they long since would have told their boss to suck the shit from their ass
>>203086010>>203086011Spinster hurry, they're mobilizing
>>203086037New>>203086037
once i'll get a job i'll get bitches because really what they want from you is money
>>203085785what are your deadlift/squat/bench #s
Wish me good luck tomorrow guys
>>203086270Good luck
>>203086828he said wish him goodluck tomorrow. you have to wait until tomorrow, dummy
