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i havent created a single thread on any subreddit since they implemented the 300 second thing
please make a nice comment about me.
>>203086060Nice comment about you
>>203086060You're dumb and submissive which are my favorite traits a person can have
>>203086037
>>203086058I've ran into the "300 second thing" only twice since they've implemented it and have had no issues posting threads otherwise
If you won a billion dollars, how many of your problems could you actually fix?Is it mostly not a money issue?
only teenage love is real because after a certain age their brain are just hard wired to seek out a provider
>>203086060You could be worse
>>203086086all of them. everything. not a single aspect of my life couldnt be improved by having obscene wealth
>>203086086It would solve basically all of my problems
>>203086060i could easily pin you and rape you, but i won't b/c i like you so much
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
>>203086086I would be terrified because I'd never find true love since all women would only want me for my money.Obviously women will prefer a man with a stable career anyway, but it's much harder to find true love when you're ultra-rich.Like I'd be able to fuck hookers every day, but I'd be empty inside.
>>203086086100% of them
>>203086086Pretty much all of them.Every single problem currently plaguing me right now is only a problem because I don't have the money to sweep it away easily.
>>203086086it would solve my one and only problem: the need to work a job to pay for my living
>>203086117Just live meekly and don't tell the women you date that you're rich until you get to know them
>>203086086NoneId still be me
>>203086086Most of them. And it would give me time and resources to solve the issues it doesn't directly solve.
>>203086117the difference between a "women who loves you" and a gold digging whore is just her willingness to stay and be loyal not her interest in what you have
>>203086133OkayFirst though I'm going to visit every country on earth (except the ones that are too dangerous)
Tonight we seethe about not being filthy rich
>>203086152The expert in women chimes in again.Surely your expertise in womanly affairs comes from your frequent interactions with them, right?
>>203086156Can I come
je suis christina.comment allez-vous?
realistically speaking, how does this problem get fixed?
>>203086171it comes from my ultra intelligent mind
>>203086174tu ne seras jamais une femme
>>203086174Comment ca vaJe suis Remy, enchantè
>>203086178we (firsties) all get off the computer and retvrn to pre internet life
>>203086098>>203086099>>203086118>>203086124>>203086128>>203086151Interesting. You guys are fairly fortunate. Evidently you don't have severe health, legal, or family problems and you're not unfixably ugly.
>>203086178HOLAAAAA
>>203086206>Evidently you don't have severe health, legal, or family problemsMost of those can be alleviated with a boatload of money
>>203086169I want to travel so much I want to visit every capital in EuropeI want to visit every region in Italy, France, and Spain I want to visit Patagonia, Morocco, Peru.Every city and region in Japan An entire year in southeast Asia I want to see wild gorillas in UgandaI want to road trip around New Zealand's south island.But I can't afford that shit so I'm only going to be able to do a few of these things
>>203086206if it can't be solved with money, it can't be solved. if it can't be solved, it's not a problem.
>>203086206Are you joking? 4chan is full of normies now
the women who "loves you", you think she would be with you if you could not provide what you provide? all women are gold digging by nature, hell even a billionaire girl would want you for what you have, it's just their nature
>>203086206Family and legal problems can be solved with fat stacks of cash. Just throw money at them until they go away. Many health issues that destroy the lives of poorfags are barely noticeable to richfags.
>>203086232>Yeah I have incurable bone cancer, not a problem though lmao
>>203086206>healthnot really but i already have destructive habits that will kill me before 50. with less stress id do betterdont have any legal problems and family would be well off if i have $
>>203086232Terminal cancer isn't a problem? PHEEW!
america is unstoppable
>>203086245everyone is mortal. dying sooner just brings the death anxiety sooner. if you come to peace with your death, what is the problem?
>>203086245sounds like you're just uniquely unlucky niggy
>>203086236I wouldn't want to date a loser gf with no career either, the feeling is mutual.
>>203086219Some whore sticking her tongue out on the internet and some nigger playing video games and screaming at a camera can afford to do all of that and more.
>>2030862354chan is literally at it's lowest rate of traction in it's entire history.
>>203086259>What is the problem Uhhhhhnhh, DYING?
>>203086253these numbers cannot be more made up if i decided them right now
business idea
>>203086279go back chang
>>203086264Yeah whatever, comparison is the thief of joy. I'm still lucky to have traveled as much as I have, I'm 24 and have been to 17 countries and 35 US states
>>203086274can't be solved, so it's not a problem.
>>203086284im in
>favorite ig whore is starting to get wrinkles It's over
>>203086235more like full of /pol/tards/pol/ /biz/ and /news/ are literally all the same fucking board, fuck blumpf simps
>>203086274>Uhhhhhnhh, DYING?
catberg asks me to play with him and then jumps up on top of the highest cabinet where i can't reach him
>>203086284Menthol cigarettes with shards of metal in the filter so when you draw on it it burns the shit out of your lips. Call them "Mentholotrons"
>>203086294>I'm still lucky to have traveled as much as I have, I'm 24 and have been to 17 countries and 35 US statesi don't get it
>>203086261i don't care what you want, generally that is not the case, men are the providers, women get provided and it nothing you say can change the fact that we and them evolved to this, by nature all women are gold diggers
>>203086284you send it I wear it
>>203086315What don't you get?
>>203086308everything will return to normal when he loses next month
>>203086319Okay well I have sex and you don't so I'm going to trust my judgment over yours.
since becoming employed and seeing people outside of my immediate family i've noticed that a lot of people have fucked up teeth, maybe even the majority
People who love the orange man are retarded because he is, just like every other politician, a filthy kike lover.
>>203086331the appeal of travel.
I'm black
>>203086308You just proved my point
Currently at a soccer game here in Denver. I see lots of biracial kids and couples here
>>203086346Most people are ugly dysgenics
>>203086345This is like the quintessential woman response
>>203086315You'd have to read the rest of the replies or it doesn't make sense without context>>203086294>>Yeah whatever, comparison is the thief of joy.frfr no cap
>>203086372I'm ugly enough to be called vile but people still fuck me. Why?
>>203086359...why?
>>203086380Have a cookie, you're delirious
>>203086367stop obsessing over black penis
>>203086388maybe because you're so charming, and your use of 4chan intrigues peopleor your gay and gays will fuck anything without a pussy
https://youtu.be/VkorEW_eIXg
>>203086355I love seeing new, beautiful places. I love experiencing other cultures and being surrounded by cute foreign people. I love trying food that I've never heard of. I love staying in hostels and going on bar crawls with groups of people from 6 different continents.I don't get people who don't like to travel. It's so stimulating and enriching
>>203086401I wouldn't let anyone know I'm here. This place scares people lmao
Wish me good luck tomorrow guys
cumpies
>>203086431What you finna do
>>203086400>GIANT DICK PICSTimmy bros oh no no no no
>>203086436if I say it might not come true. Honestly might wait until monday, I have some unsightly breakouts I am trying to treat with apple cider vinegar
>>203086436I have to get an ass inspection tomorrow from all the gay sex I had recently. I'll update you on it after.
>>203086404Marty seems like such an agreeable guy
>>203086086will this money get me a job?so do i need to bribe someone to give me a job now?i suppose that can workoh yeah i need a job regardless of money because i want to legally migrate to another country.so im gonna have to bribe and shit.feels bad
>>203086407i can cook anything myself, and find recipes online without having to travel. i don't find any appeal to talking to strangers or being around foreigners. similarly, the quirks of another culture don't interest me at all. i crave novelty and do new things, i myself have traveled a lot but i almost always find myself thinking " i could have stayed home and had probably just as good a time" however, I do love language and the study of language, but not many people i find around are willing to talk etymology with me. usually, i just go to naturally beautiful places in nature.I'm blessed the USA is large and diverse (geographically) enough to let me see and experience everything the natural world has to offer. not that you asked, but that's my perspective.
>>203086472We are just different.
any women here
>>203086431Are you the guy asking out the latina
>>203086472Have my babies
>>203086468>nigga doesn't know about golden visasYou can literally buy residency in most countries
>>203086503No that's me, I'll see her on Wednesday
>>203086494gobbless us every one>>203086507are you a pretty girl?
>>203086519I'm a rapist you idiot
>>203086206I'm an inbred actually physivally disfigured ubermanlet with dozens of health problems and even medical mysteries that doctors can't explain. Like I actually might be the only known living person with a particular unknown phtsical condition that I have, doctor's words. I'm completely estranged from my family who hates me. They kicked me out and I was homeless for years and they didn't care. I'm in severe debt and possibly in legal trouble because of years of illegal drug trade
>>203086529pretty girls can be rapists, bigot
please give (You)s aaaaaaaaaaaaa
teamwork makes the dream work
sucks to suck
FINALLY I have a day off tomorrowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j1s6mqybz4
>>203086539I was homeless for years did you live in a shelter?
my brain is beoken
>>203086570I lived in a tent lol
just finished a 15min goon
>>203086571by sissy goon hypno?
>>203086580fuckwhat was that like
gib attention
MULTIPLE former homeless people in MY /cum/?who let the riff raff injk glad you guys are doing better now
and some future homeless people
Anyone else here go to sleep while listening to bambi sleep?
>>203086615i listen to asmr
>i listen to asmr
>>203086468that's bad logicYou can literally live off of the interest in any country you want. Or you could even buy a yacht and live like a badass pirate captain off the coast of any country for as long as you wanted.
it's literally impossible to go hungry, for like 5 bucks you can eat for the whole day if you want, beggars are really just drug addicts and scammers
>>203086629https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1-4kBAj2zk
Ima be real chief, I aint clicking that shit
ate way too much little caesars now I feel like a big fat fatty
Elliot Page
>>203086660that's alright i still love you.
>>203086665you probably ate multiple pies so well deserved conceptionlardass
not a fan of the homeless menace. they clog up the sidewalks and bike lanes in a part of town and i have to take a mile detour just to avoid the piss puddles and possible human excrement lining the road.
>>203086607
>>203086588i have a learning disability, sleep problems, and anxiety and anger issues.
perception*
>ate way too much little caesars now I feel like a big fat fatty
skibbi rizz gyatt fanum in ohio
>>203086704Didn't know women were allowed to speak.
chat is this real?
you have the no bitches disorder
>>203086704i want to choke this bitch out and achieve sexual release at the same time, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>>203086678I did not even eat one, although I can but I opted for the stuffed crust and that adds a lot
>>203086724and that is why i must kill
to that anon who said he was also going to get a japeno bacon blaze from whataburgerwhat did you think of it? for me the sauce was too sour and it wasn't spicy enough
>>203086726women love that
>>203086704
tfw no whataburger in my state
I've never had whataburgerIs it comparable to in n out?
>>203086724ermm actually i have anxiety, insomnia, depression, and smolpp (AIDS)
>>203086775it's all slopbe better
>>203086755of all the semi niche burger chains like that, I do want to try whataburger most.Shake Shack: excellent would go again 5 surein-n-out: overrated pig feed, might as well go to wendys and have a better experienceDicks: pretty good I guess
>>203086778
>>203086037Just like when I orgasm
>>203086781I might eat 1500 calories of cheese puffs right now
>in-n-out: overrated pig feed, might as well go to wendys and have a better experience
>>203086785i think it's actually abloo bloonobody says boo hoo
>>203086794from my penis?
>I might eat 1500 calories of cheese puffs right now
>>203086808I'm sorry you've never had a good burger in your life but that's no need to lash out
benadryl in
>>203086834Ive had 5 guys, mickey D's, BK, wendys, shake shack, culvers, Carls jr/Hardys, jsut about every chain burger there isdouble doubles clear by a mile
>>203086843You have absolutely dogshit taste, if you're not just trolling, which you probably are cause nobody could type that out with a straight face.
the people that talk shit about in n out don't know how to order.
for me? it's fuddruckers
>>203086843Agreed>>203086855No, you
>>203086843I would take puke-n-out only over hardys, mickdicks and bk
>>203086882t. woman
i dont need a vice, I just need a c clamp
does silicone leech chemicals
hardees doesn't even have the western bacon cheeseburger don't even bother
>>203086890stop pretending that shit-n-out is even in the same UNIVERSE as 5 Guys, sweetums
>>203086904everything leechs chemicals
>>203086904it's safe for boobies
>>2030869095 guys is too expensive and greasy. Great toppings, but it pails in comparison to the simplicity of a double double
Your mom leechs pussy juice on my face
went to the in and out with your mom last night
>>203086929no wonder you lust for cardboard "fries"
double double with grilled onions and fries well is the way to go
>>203086921
>>203086215>>203086232>>203086239If you were convicted of serious crimes via overwhelming evidence, a billion dollars is helpful but unlikely to fix the problem.If you have illnesses that are not understood and not treatable, a billion dollars is helpful but unlikely to fix the problem.If your children hate you, a billion dollars will not make them love you, even if it could encourage more agreeable outward behavior.
>>203086930**cums in your messsican bummy hole**
had the "animal style" fries when I went, very disappointing
did some animal style in and out with your mom
>>203086943no sauce, pickles, ketchup lettuce and tomato
SLOP
>>203086976Their fries are mediocre, but the burgers and shakes are great
if you don't order a neapolitan shake you're doing it wrong
>>203086973
>>203087012never liked chocolate shakes. Vanilla is my go to
worked about 8 hours over three ish days two days more like. yea Im gonna sleep good tonight, well deserved rest
>>203086633I want to be a legal immigrant and live a normal live in that country
>>203086943what the fuck are these retarded names
>worked out long enough to the point my pecs are bigger than most of the females who go to my gym neat
>>203086590I was really really embarrassed by it and I even went to sleep in the woods so people would not see me
>>203087045do you wear a cute bra too
>>203087045asqueroso
>>203087042double patty double cheesedouble double
>spend two days stressing about an assignment>get it done in a half hour.
>>203087042it's a retarded boomer chain that sells the most mediocre slop on the planet so that's why they have stupid names
why doesnt the government just GIVE me a house or at least an apartment like srslyy
>>203087045not too hard to reach that levelwomen don't have muscles in their boobs lol
why dont you just get a gamer gf
>>203087078sorry meant to type female breasts
>>203087082gang
>>203087102
>>203087092the only girl I ever knew who played video games(that wasnt my sister) broke my heart in highschool
>>203087077utah does that
Joker 2 is actually a genius cautionary tale about what happens when a clownpilled sigma doomer betrays his truecel chud bros for a bimbofoid and becomes a cringe fakecel (I've never watched the movie, I just assume that's what it's about)
>>203087070i fucking hate that. y=Yet i do it every time. but I was pretty on top of that shit as a toil slave, I'd do all my work on monday and then more or less show up and fuck around til friday>>203087077it's called prison or section 8. The government only rewards the lowest of the low or the insanely rich
>>203087114if you were a homie you'd introduce your sister to me
>>203087114how to forget
>>203087132I show you my sister if you show me yours
>>203087092they have poor hygiene
>>203087146I know a hot gamer girl
>>203087115yea?
drinking milk
>>203087171my milk expired today :(
i used to play with a woman from the uk.
>>203087169nah not really I was lying
>>203087181its probably fine if it doesnt smell bad or taste bad. its mostly the expiration date that gives people the ick but usually the milk is fine days after the date.
>>203087186why'd you stop?
/cum/ more like dumb. Shouldn't it be /camus/?
>>203087099well women who make it a point to work out at the gym every day burn a lot of fat off of their breasts actually. exercise (real exercise not yoga) makes them flat
>>203087181smell and taste the milk. as long as it's not acidic, it should be fine.
>>203087221>>203087200already poured it down the drain
>>203087221milk is acidic but sure
>>203087208I lost interest in vidya.
>>203087192apparently they did. but im not in utah anyway.
I used to play wow with a lesbian from canada. she was nice,but crazy as expected.
i want a sprite
niggas be like"this milk too spicy"
>>203087241perfectly reasonable, perhaps good
everyday i dont drink i get smarter and stronger. take note fellas.
>>203087253
>>203087235true that but spoilt milk smells of vomit mostly due to Butyric acid
>>203087265admirable self-improver
today i beat a raw egg and orange juice and milk to make sorta a orange julius for breakfast was good but not super filling
holo como estana donde esta mesoamerica general?
hawk utah spit on that thang
>>203087294cum con sex con sex con penis
>>203087294la casa de tu madre jaja
>>203087286that sounds gross ngl
>>203087301>>203087305
>>203087294literally only one country encompasses mesoamerica. and they have 3 generals (lat(csg), mex and cum
>>203087323/csg/ is just Argentina, Uruguay and Chile, right?
>>203087323damn that sucks
>>203087343wrong size
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX85sLKJg2A
>>203087360he wants to be cozy
I hate joaquin buckley
>>203087045Based I've finally risen to 75 push ups a day. Today I did 50 in one set, a personal record. I did 25 in the other set.It's nice to have pecs with definition, and not manboobs.I still struggled to lift a 20 liter bucket of water today THOUGH, so I might actually have to start lifting
>>203087383still can beat you in arm wrestle and im 5'4" 120lbs
>>203087309It does seem a bit weird. Then again, one time I ran out of coffee creamer so I made a shitty custard with some added vanilla. It was just almost boiling milk slowly poured into a beaten egg mixture while stirring, and it was bretty gud
>>203087401Our foid would beat your ass lil bro kek
I am now a raw egg enjoyer
im hungry
>>203087427https://youtu.be/BEm0AjTbsac
>>203087435probably just a carb addiction
>>203087383I still struggled to lift a 20 liter bucket of water today THOUGH, so I might actually have to start liftingYeah going big sets like that builds endurance more than strength. You could start doing more strenuous varieties like one-handed or handstand pushups if you want to increase the strength. But any exercise is good exercise
>>203087383>I still struggled to lift a 20 liter bucket of water today THOUGH,lol what
getting about 30 mins of walking a day now I'll be up there with you big men soon.
>>203087466I walk for about 10 hours a day for my job
>>203087444*litre
>>203087383You can do deadlifts with one dumbbell. You don't need a big barbell and plates and a big empty space in your home.
>>203087503actually, t's the jews
i saw some dude with doomer girl hair holy fucking gross holy fuck. Why do guys suck at not having shit hair? Slap some conditioner on that shit nigga
is musk on ozempic
It's the deeds make the man
>>203087481how much do you make a year
>>203087533i know right
>>203087503N
>>203087484pls I was failed greentexting since I ctrl v'd for some reason
>>203087555lol
>>203087566that's like 5 gallons. the old lady at home depot lifts 5 gallons of paint buckets all day lmao
>>203087466based beginner
>>203087444>>203087489I really want to increase the muscle definition in my armsShould I buy a 20 pound dumbbell? It's forty dollars at target and I don't have a car so I'd have to lug it all the way home
start doing thishttps://youtu.be/EQpkAPbYoNE
>>203087481construction?
How do you walk on the Sun?Very carefully
I have a lot fewer friends than I thought I had. Memes or songs for this feeling in your country?
me when a fat nerd is speaking about girls
>>203087617real life quirk chungus
>>203087294falso y gay jkaja
niggas be like:*this non-mentholic cigarette is too spicy*
>>203087666it do be like dat fr do mr satan
>>203087605You'd probably get more out of finding a place to start doing pull-ups if you're not doing that already. I'm spoiled since I have a barbell and power rack setup
I started vaping in europe and menthol is banned there, so I've just never bought a vape with menthol.
>>203087605Oh, I mentioned deadlifts because you mentioned it was difficult to lift a heavy bucket. That's more about the muscles in your back, legs, butt, etc. and less about your arms.A dumbbell is also useful if you want to build arm strength, though — through curls, tricep kickbacks, or whatever.Can't you order heavy things to be delivered to your home? That would be better than walking home with a dumbbell.
i think i'm burned out on shitty competitive slop for now, i need some comfy i can enjoy i dont know what
>>203087730Master Duel.
>>203087724they were trying to ban menthol here as well, but then they abandoned it because it would hurt the current administrations standing with black voters in an election year.lmao
>>203087730try fallout, the first onejust make sure to read the manual before hand
Why don’t we ever hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent.
>>203087777
just had sex
>>203087624that sucks. but it's better to know than to be mistaken about that. you know not to put your weight on that branch.
>>203087730Pokemon Emerald.
>>203087783congrats on the handsex, anon
just used my imagination
goodnight
>>203087801it was piv not fingering
>>203087785So true, thanks
>>203086783>>203086843just popping into the thread to inform that you know nothing of inn-n-out and your taste is, in fact, shit
>>203087819Good night bud
>>203087831hopefully you didn't rub the ol willy too raw!
>>203087819It's only 11:30
>>203087855protip: get some tastebuds so you can try a real burger for once in your life, and then kys
Just had PIV sex with that anon
poo in me
>>203087928>>203087928>>203087928>>203087928>>203087928>>203087928
>>203087698I might have to start going to the gym just to use their pull up bar. I hate exercising outside of home though (besides cardio)>>203087729I'm going to be lifting heavy buckets every week for a while so the problem should solve itself. But yeah maybe I'll order a dumbbell
