Weed edition>>203086037 Previous
come on babyyyy AMERICAAAAAAAAA
>>203087928Vote yes on amendment 3 o algo
>>203087955To continue this discussion, I'd also like to schedule a one time appointment with a personal trainer to make sure my form is right in all of these workouts, and to develop a plan for core workouts.I can't do deadlifts because I am incapable of keeping my back straight when lifting the bar
I can't believe we actually talk about burgers here. We're the stereotype.
awfully suspicious...
>>203087928i quit weed
>>203087928I've never tried weed, and it's legal in my state, I could just go buy some.
Need Lana's poo in my mouth too.I wonder if she does open relationships. Sharing is caring.
>>203087980Do not underestimate our power.
>>203087995not really worth it it's pretty meh whatever
>>203087980I thought the Mongols destroyed Isfahan.
>>203087980>>203088010Much more intersting real things to talk about like faeces of a feminine and high status nature
>>203088010j*w dogs on sewercide watch
>>203087993me
just checked out the freezer(because its hot as fuck) and it turns out I still have frozen corndogs left over
should i walk for an hour tomorrow I got a bad foot
Scooping her poo up off the sand and ingesting it.
>>203088035SUMMERTIME FATNESS
>>203088032if walking is unusually painful, you probably shouldn't
What horror kino/s should I watch tonight?
stroking....
>>203088058Images or the original amityville horror
>>203087995Don't use it if you don't need it Don't introduce a crutch
>>203088066NOBODY "needs" weed faggot
>>203088073It's prescribed by doctors sometimes, chud
weed addicts seething
once again I had a package delivered to my apartment and its once again missingeven though it should easily fit in the mailbox
>>203088066Why would one need it? I've stayed away from it because I'm prone to worrying and paranoia. Hell when I started drinking Monster it caused paranoia. Nothing like staring down at a McDonald's grill at 7 am tweaking out on a monster, good times.
>>203088088they realized you're a sucker that wont complain
Smoking (marijuana) rn. Not promoting it honestly hate the stuff. Anyway cheers!
Does this position work?
>>203088092but I did complainthen it showed up the next day somehow depsite saying delivered
>>203088088you getting robbed?
>Smoking (marijuana) rn
>>203088088glad I live in a house and don't have to deal with...ahem...liberals, who steal my packages.
>>2030880991.You would probably need a big dick for this to be worthwhile2.It looks like it would bend your dick at an uncomfortable angle and hurt3.I've never had sex, I'm making all of this up.
>>203088099depends what you mean by "work"
>>203088099gay af
i wish i wasnt an incel sometimes
>>203088029Tenshi eating a corndog!
>>203088125My dick is average>>203088132Is it pleasant?>>203088137Sex between a man and a woman is not gay
for some reason i smell like cheese. just got out of the bathtub thoughbeit.
>>203088171Why did you tell us your dick size
>>203088136lmao
>>203088176Ewwwww
why are girls mean to guys they like and nice to guys they don't like?
>>203088099idk most positions don't put blood splatters in her hair, that makes me a bit worried
nothing like a good bowel cleansing
>>203088176try antibacterial soap. some are made to attack bo. try hydrogen peroxide too
*drops a cheese bath bomb in your tub while you're not looking*
https://youtu.be/mv1XUyRqcGUhttps://youtu.be/mv1XUyRqcGUhttps://youtu.be/mv1XUyRqcGU
>>203088114
>>203088194they generally aren't?
>>203088198Lana.... is that you.
getting that new jalepeno burger that one anon recommended at whataburger and heading home did you guys have a good night
Imagine if it turns out that there's no "great filter" and life is just stupidly rare, with complex life being even rare-er and sapient life being just, like, us, this one time, a coincidence of coincidences that happens about once in a universe's lifetime
>>203088304Thoughts on this 2 day old sand dollar?
>>203088312cant be true cant be truecant be true cant be truecant be true cant be truecant be true cant be truecant be true cant be truecant be true cant be true
>>203088312In that case, there would be a few great filters:Life developingMulticellular life developingSapient life developing.Not at all unlikely that this is the case. It does mean it would be extra pathetic if we go extinct due to some bullshit like nuclear war
Do you ever wonder if divine retribution is real and you sinned in a past life
>>203088395Nope
>>203088395That's jeet-talk
>>203088312You mean we'd be past the Great Filter, not that there'd be no Great Filter. That would be great news.
>>203088348That looks like a microscopic organism thoughBEit
>>203088348him is adorable he's literally just a boy can i name him
>>203088098Lol
>>203088395>supposed divine retribution>good upbringing, in a good part of a world superpower country
>>203088395if there's a past life, we always sinned in it. whatever the past life was, it's impossible to live without sinning, right?
i must've raped and killed several toddlers in my past life to be born in brazil
>>203088414Yes, it is microscopic. Well technically you can see it with the naked eye but it's just a speck. They will grow to be the size of silver dollar pancakes>>203088423Sure, but I have bad news. He's dead. We have to "fix" them with a couple chemicals to prepare a sample for microscope viewing. That's fine because there are more than a 100,000 of them so we can sacrifice a few dozen every few days for analysis
>>203088410I guess i was a jeet in a past life. Would explain a lot honestly. I deserve death>>203088439I imagine some sins are relatively worse. I have to be cursed at this point. My life is Arthur Fleck tier or worse, probably worse because im not ugly but I still manage to ruin everything
>>203087928she scare me
>>203088488https://youtu.be/1kbzQqE60iM
>>203088473what makes you ruin everything? like you're lacking specific skills, or the way your personality is wired, or pure chance, or what?
>>203088497what is that
>>203088497https://youtu.be/UCUxJw3T5QM
>>203088501Skill issue i guess. Legit ready to try a therapist at this point thats how bad it is
>>203088522Is your mommy milf getting fucked
>>203088547good luck, life can be very tough, i might be you except ugly
it's so over
>>203088556maybe she deserves it
ded thrad
Hello
>>203088683Hello
hi
>>203088701hi
bye
>>203088764cya
>>203088764bye
gn
>>203088792night
>>203088696How's it goin?
been watching loads of interracial porno lately and i’ve noticed lots of black men like having their asses eaten, what’s up with this? it’s really fuckin gay and totally ruins the image of him being masculine or anything.
>>203088818mommy
i wanna goon rn
/cum/mers be like "this silence too spicy"
>>203088824Most male porn stars get their start in gay porn, and then some get switched over to the stuff with women by producers; they’re all fags
just had a midnight snack of bacon, eggs, toast, a fresh fig, and a glass of milk
>>203088914>snackanon...
>10:45>midnight
>just had a midnight snack of bacon, eggs, toast, a fresh fig, and a glass of milk
>>203088957>bacon
I'm straight
>>203088957drinking milk late at night is going to give you beluga breath everyone knows this
>>203088957I had two brats at 1:30 am
using edge rn cause chrome fucked my captcha up
any girls want to cam?
>>203089074save some for the rest of us pal
whataburger jalapeno burger was good, the sauce was meh but the burger itself was good i rate 7/10i wish i liked their fries more though they're not that great>>203088451that's sad but necessary i guess let me think of good sand dollar names and i'll get back to you on it soon
>>203089102yea
Do you wear pajamas in public?
>>203089185I am able to avoid being a pyjamas in public slob by being a nudist sleeper
>>203089185no i'm casual but not that casual
>>203089177lets go then
>>203089185no, but if i'm just going to the convenience store for a snack at midnight pajama bottoms are fine
>>203089221it sounds like your real answer is yes
>>203089245i don't wear pjs in public except in that kind of scenario i'm not changing to go get a snack at midnight, i'm in my car 95% of the trip why bother
No cheat days for me until after I go to Singles Night next Saturday. I'll destroy a couple bags of cheetos and sun chips after that
thinking about masturbating
>>203089295a true romantic>>203089300a true romantic
>>203089295which flavor of sun chipsi will judge aspects of your personality based on your answer
>>203089295why waste cheat calories on that sort of goyslop garbage lmao
>>203089313Last time it was garden salsa, this time it's French onion >>203089317I'm a fiend for carbsI could spend $40 on Korean food to binge on instead, but I'd rather be mean to my stomach than mean to my stomach AND wallet
>>203089317What do you suggest
>>203089337ok garden salsa is my favoritebased on your tastes i can determine that you are of a good humor and temperament, true to your word, and probably look something like this
>>203089337>>203089354Agreed. Harvest Cheddar would make me worry. Chili Lime too.
>>203089354Thanks, I'm excited to make my future gf happy. I've been working on my fitness and will continue to do so, she will be attractive and deserves an attractive man>>203089372Harvest cheddar isn't bad.I don't like savory stuff with lime, I don't understand why it's so popular
>>203089340I already tend to eat a diet that’s fairly low carb, so when I’m cutting, I have to be more stingy with fat, which means eating less enjoyable cuts of meat. An indulgence would probably be to get a nice top tier cut of steak or something
>>203089418Makes sense, but that's gonna be expensive
>>203089406good on you anon that's a great mindset to have, and good luck >>203089418i imagine you eat a lot of 90% lean beef then right
>>203087928me fr
>>203089468I love beef enough that I can’t really stand to downgrade to the crappy cuts. If I’m cutting I’d rather shift over to leaner chicken or pork for that period
>>203089504fair enough, you're not doing keto because you're avoiding fats right? just low carb but not keto ?
Just learned about the ghetto slang term "scretched" which means stretched
>>203089543I basically just base my macro balance off of what makes me feel the best, and keto makes me feel like shit (I think because of the ‘keto flu’ dynamic). Somewhat restricted carbs seems to work best for me in terms of mood, energy, productivity, perceived health, etc.To the extent that I avoid fats, that’s not tweaking my macro ratios, but just scaling down the whole caloric consumption. It’s pretty easy to blow through a whole day’s worth of calories with a nicely marbled ribeye steak dinner, so you generally have to go for more meagre options.1g of fat = 9cal, while 1g protein = 4cal
>>203089643I can never get this far into diet and fitnessBasic workouts, basic calorie countingIm not breaking out a calculator and keeping track of my macros beyond generally trying to eat healthyYou do you though
>>203089607just scretched ur mom’s coochie
>>203089607let me axe you a question>>203089643oh i never messed with macro stuff, i just do cico and take a multivitamin and hope for the best lol that's true though, there's a ton of calories in fat and if you're on a restricted diet it's best to avoid having too much of it
>>203089679how about i chain you to the radiator and starve you for weeks then release you back into the world shook up, jumpy, abused, and traumatized
>>203089717Do that to me instead, it's my fetish
>>203089661>>203089679I’d say it’s worthy of consideration. It varies a fair bit between people, so I’m not making a specific recommendation, but I find that certain macro ratios provide much better satiety than others. To the degree that dieting is basically starving yourself, finding a personal macro ratio that leaves you feeling the least hungry has obvious benefits
>>203089718oh god its the guy from /pol/ posting this schizobabble
>>203089756That’s schizo jeet
>>203089743i mostly eat carbs day to day, i do okay i don't go hungry if i just do my maintenance calories. i take iron supplements because in the past i was a bit anemic and the doctor told me to eat more red meat so i've been incorporating that into my diet where i can as well
>>203089740sure man i could do that for you i have no quarrel with you and would be happy to indulge your fetish even if it makes me somewhat uncomfortable :)
>>203089789:)
he thinks calling me schizojeet will help him out of his homeless car situation.get a grip loser.
>>203089797>>203089812
>>203089812your insane
oh no he called me schizojeet posting from his icum phone living in his car from schizo b.coh no, my feefees are hurtwhat will i ever do /int/helpppppppp omgeeeee
I'm an abstract artist.
SJ needs Brian to fuck him calm
seems like a good time to leave
>>203089864If you look at the data, African Americans have a higher average IQ than East Indians THOUGH
>>203089873perhaps >>203089848how abstract
>>203089873thread too spicy for you whiteboy?
sanepipo be like this asylum to schizy
>>203089909lol
Pootard
>>203089909speak on it king. if you don't like it go talk to your fucking girlfriend
I want to eat her shitpipe
Pootard, why do you live in your car like a schizophrenic homeless person?How many relationships have you broken pootard? How many bridges have you burned schizo to live in your car and post on 4chan 18 hours a day from a parking lot. Pootard.
should i start gooning
Who is Pootard, is that another Indian?
>>203089982YeahGoonsesh with the lads
>>203089982yeah, with me
>>203089986Schizojeet was given that name long time ago, he's confusing me for another anon
Misery loves company.That's why i live in my car like a schizo.:)
>>203090002that's a child
>>203090013lol
Okay, threads over.Gonna to watch a kinoSee you all tomorrow
Mexican cartel style.
>>203090070good night
fuck, i started gooning but then i cummedi'm never gonna be a high level goongod
Okay, thread over.I can't wait to sleep in my car and get stabbed to death by SJ.
>>203090045>>203090060>>203090072sweet dreams schizo jeet :^)
Hobbit
>>203090083Sounds like you need to join schizo jeet’s gay gooning Discord server with Brian to discuss tips and tricks
>>203090118Nice meta /cum/ reference
I keep forgetting /cum/ is a glownigger general and there's like 3 people controlling this general at all times.You guys are cucks.
>>203090134
>>203090134you know what would improve this board? ids
>>203090152Boo hoo you can't kill me cuck. You just watch like a cuck. Boo hoo
>>203090160Boo hoo nigga. I work for the RCMP and FBI and i would never allow IDs. Cry more Schizojeet.
I don't care if she's grifter or not, I want to fuck Candace Owens so bad
>>203090192DOWN BAD
:skull emoji :skull emoji :skull emoji :skull emoji :skull emoji
>>203090192CLOWN BAD
cried at a cat video award recipient
>>203090458she’s cute
>>203090470No she's a cartoon drawn by someone you wouldn't think it's sexy at all.
I went to a Mexican restaurant today and ordered a steak bean and rice burrito and asked for rice on the side to go. When I got home I had a burrito with steak and beans and rice on the side. Am I retarded or them?
>>203090587u nigga
>>203090587since I can't actually tell what it is you got home with I'm gonna go with you're the retard
>>203090587What’s a burrito with all that missing on the side? Just the tortilla?
>>203090487i didn't say she was sexy, i said she was cute>>203090587i think that's on them, you wanted the burrito with everything in it but the rice on the side right
>>203090646>you wanted the burrito with everything in it but the rice on the side rightclearly him cause nobody can tell what it is he even wanted
>>203090634I wanted a steak bean an rice burrito with additional rice on the side and got a steak and bean burrito with rice on the side
>>203090634>>203090659lol
>>203090679oh it's on you then . you wanted (extra) rice on the side, and they gave you the rice that was supposed to be in the burrito on the side
>>203090587>rice on the sideyour fault>with a side of ricetheir fault
>>203090700>>203090727Does steak bean AND rice not imply I want rice in the burrito?
>>203090587>When I got home I had a burrito with steak and beans and rice on the side.Shit like this is confusingly worded, let alone if they're FOB mexicans taking your order
>>203090752it does, but you said rice on the side, as in the rice that was supposed to be in the burrito was set aside. you needed to ask for a side of rice, or extra rice on the side
>cum niggas when they want to order a burrito and a side of rice
stayed up til 4 am and didn't even beat my shit. what a waste
I ate too much pizza tonight and didn't even want to try the bourbon I bought
>>203090871i had a big burger it comes as a double but i got it as a single patty because i can’t do that it’s too much
I can't imagine living on a planet where rice on a burrito is normal.I guess wetbacks relate to that since burritos werr created on that area.Have fun with that texmex garbage lol
>>203090904I was originally gonna get a big ol fat greasy burger too, with a ton of fries, but they were closed for some reason.
>>203090919Americans BTFO
>>203090941i went for a burg because there was an anon here that told me whataburger had a new jalapeno burg and that's my favorite genre of burg so i had to go get it, and they're open 24 hours so it works cause i was getting home latei just wish their fries were better, they're okay but not great and fries are kind of a big deal to me im serious about my spuds . they make it up somewhat because their milkshakes are delicious
>>203090919Texmex is the best of both worlds. I bet you like eating fried crickets
beanpipo be like 'dis rice too spicy'
>>203088169Fucking based.
>>203091046I do. I do all those things you think I do. If it works for your coping.I will be anything you want me to be. I don't give a single fuck.Come on seethe on me you don of a fence hopper
>>203091045I do like jalapeno burgers, although most of the time I don't get jalapenos unless it's at 5guys.but I do love me some jalapenos on pizza always good
>>203091247lol
>>203091239>I do all those things you think I do. you fuck your own asshole with you wiener?
>>203091276my go to pizza is stuffed crust cheese pizza with mushroomsi know it's basic but it works for me, i'm a shroomeri may try jalapenos that sounds good though
>>203090260Not sure what's so funny. It does appeal to niggers. Trump has amazing numbers for nigger voters.
>>203091291Everyday. At least is a well seasoned weiner you vanilla motherfucker
>>203091375what did he mean by this
>>203090919>what if you put all the food inside the wrap made for holding food inside itI'm amazed you taconiggers never figured it out on your own.
>>203091304gross, disgusting I hate mushrooms.pepperoni, olives, jalapenos oo babyorwhite sauce, chicken, bacon, garlic, jalapenommmmmmmm
>McDonald's announces its Chicken Big Mac will be sold in the USkinda amazed they haven't done that yet actually to be desu withchu senpai
>>203091402It means this dick is seasoned from his asshole compared to your cock to small to fuck your own butthole, obviously
>>203091416as a shroomer, i take offense. i look like this btw i do like margherita pizzas though, white sauce pizza can be good
ok, but why wouldn't this work?
>>203091448>actually to be desu withchu senpaii love what the english language is capable of
>>203091461yuo are very tiny, you should eat less shrooms
>>203091413That's called a taco you dumb idiot
>>203091490the plastic tweezers are the most crucial part of this process don't cheap out on them
>>203091490It's easier to add protons, than removed them. Though adding is also really difficult.If you're asking if it's possible, then yes. You could remove a proton, and the mercury would become gold.
A fine morning.
Here in south Texas we make breakfast tacos with flour tortillas.Get fucked, indios.
>>203091533Burritos are just giant tacos that aren't served open-face, taconigger.
>>203091606breakfast tacos sound grossmake it a burrito or bust
>>203091606i'm a big fan of breakfast burritos you gotta dip them in salsa though this is essential
Should I pay 850 a month to live in a trailer by myself or for free in my big sisters house? On one hand I have my on place and am in control of my life. On the other I live with mommy 2.0 and her family and my only real job is to get my nieces on the school bus
>>203091618>burritos are just tacosDamn, you are not really smart aren't you?
>>203091680ayo dis nibba be trailer trash!!!
>>203091680Stay with sis and save money.
>>203091680living alone is great, i would always recommend that. that's a very weird way to view your older sister however
>>203091691Explain, rather than just insult.
>>203091745>that's a very weird way to view your older sister howeverI can tell why she treats him like a big dumb babby thougheverbeit
>>203091750>Uh, actually wrapping the same ingredients in a slightly larger flour tortilla is way different than serving them open faced in a corn tortillaI hate faggot purists and especially this miserable Mexishit faggot. Mexican food just isn't that refined to have a stick up your ass over it.
>>203091750You take a taco then fold it. Surprise! That's a burrito but then you put american goyslop on it and it becomes american food.I can't believe I have to explain basic physics to a first worlder.But then again you probably have to defrozt your own penis to pee every morning so I understand you don't know shit about food.
the hurricane took everything from me
>>203091745>that's a very weird way to view your older sister howeverWhy? We have an 8 year age gap and she has always acted mother to me
good night
>>203091828>it's served open-face>let me pretend that you have to add these other ingredients to it, that I'm going too be eating anyways, and by putting them inside it becomes american goyslop, if they were eaten with a fork it would be completely differentTaconiggers are retarded.>>203091777Trips confirmed what was shown right after your post. Based Americanon.
>you have to add these other ingredients to it...You don't have to that's the thing.And yes. If you put all the side ingredientes on the same main course.wrapped on a big turd of shit. That the core american fast food pig slot everybody loves.What's so hard to understand?
all i have to do is chill and be awesome
>>203092220that'll be impossibru 4 u
>taconigger selectively misquotes what I said to create a new meaningThere's nothing in the concept of a burrito that requires it to have rice and beans added inside. You taconiggers eat rice and beans as a side dish. Adding the side dish inside the main, doesn't make it become something new. It just makes you not have to use a fork.>What's so hard to understand?The part where it becomes different. It's not all blended up. The rice and beans are still in their original form, it's just inside instead of outside.Next you'll say that bacon, eggs, and hashbrowns on a plate is somehow ruined when you put them in a wrap instead.
>>203092552>eggs, and hashbrowns on a plate is somehow ruined when you put them in a wrap instead.who does that? is that a thing really? if it is... damn that's sad
my social skills are so fucked now wtf
>>203087987Y tho
>>203087928>get back home from work dead tired>usual routine>take off clothes, start sink running with drain closed to put my glasses in>hop in shower>10 minutes in hear become aware of noise of running water other than the shower>Oh fuck....>For 10 minutes straight sink was overflowing>Immediately grab a bunch of clothes and paper towels to try and mop up as best I can>Head outside room can hear the water under the floorboards in hall outside my room How fucked am I?
>>203093675Go turn off the water main at the street. You can’t have running water under the floorboards, you need to turn the water off now before it fucks up your foundation asap.
>>203093675It'll cost some money to fix, but you better deal with it now. If you put it off, you'll be super fucked.
>>203093873I'm too tired. It didn't sound like all that much leaked out. I think I managed to mop must of it up
>>203094012RIP to anon's house. Calling a plumber is your first priority. Sleep can wait.
>>203093873>>203093983Also, should I come clean and tell my roommate, or should I pretend I don't know what happened?Really kind of freaking right now. I'm such a absent minded retard sometimes
>>203094068It's 3 a.m. there arent any plumbers. I doubt it's that badThere might be some dmg to the floorboards but I believe the carpeting in my room soaked up quite a lot
>>203094105Hey man, it's not my house. It's no skin off my back. I'm just saying that this isn't something that you want to risk.
>>203094184It's a condo I'm renting. It's not my house eitherAnd if say something I risk having to pay a butt load whereas if I play it dumb they might think it was a leak or something I have the fan on full blast. I think it's ok
>>203094012If it’s running under your floorboards you have no idea how much damage is being done. Go find your water main and turn it off right now, your home is in imminent danger.
>>203094237Kind of an odd musty smell around the condo though now.
>>203094246>>203094268I swear I'm such an unbelievable retard. There's always something. God hates meAnd just last month my car got totaled. Every month, it's something I just want one month where I don't massively fuck up
>>203087928I'd marry and fuck the absolute fuck out of Tomoko
>>203094246I don't even know what a water main isIt's 3:30am. I'm drinking some wine and going to sleep.The only water on the floorboards was a small amount in the hallway outside my room. As far as I can tell it didn't go much further than that . And then most of it leaked out at the end of the hallway from the slit connecting the wood floorboards to the kitchen tile. A small puddleWhich I've already mopped up
got a stew brewin'
>>203094384Damn. Led zeppelin was such a great band.https://youtu.be/o-tT62bpYlU?si=o-8dP_kQ3hKgldY-
>>203094365Alright I lit a scented candle and sprayed old spice to cover the scent. Going to pretend nothing happened and pray for the best
Kill me
hello. time for church
>>203096241What is stopping you from putting a gun to your stupid face and pull the tirgger?Really people get tired of your depppresed attitude. Nobody wants to deal with you. Prople do it out of shame. You really should just hang yourself. Nobody will remember your stupid ass. Only a few weeks will be enough to forget you.YOU DON'T MATTER!
>>203087928What's life like in one of the CUM cunties?
>>203096653hamburgr
>>203096653I am suffer maxxing every day of my life
i'm bing chilling hungryly
>>203096653it's fine if you're a richfag/gigachad or high iq
life in brazil is just constant extreme suffering all the time non stop
Rent free
just raped my wife Reimu for messing up my morning coffee>received 3 warnings while i was asleepjanny going through the post history to make xerself asshurt it seems
I havent had a warning in years I dont think. A few bans tho
that green bucket hat is NOT effay
>>203091680stay with you sister and seduce your nieces
five minute timer to make the new started. >>203098518: |
>>203098518Also seduce your sister and her husband.Hell, seduce the dog too
>>203098407>we're bringing joy back to politics!Sounds like something a out of touch suburban mom would come up withI don't want joy. I want my groceries to be affordable and maybe be able to own a home
>>203098734you don't like being gaslit and told that the economy is actually good?
satan is tempting me, but I will not give in (just yet, probably)
i hope you're going to church this morning, /cum/
I don't fit in to nice church settings I am too rugged
I won't waste Sunday morning worshipping a jew.
>>203099418Twice. 8am and 10am.
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