Coffee with My Wife Hakurei Reimu Editionprevious >>203087928
>>203100000total touhou victory
>>203100000nice digits ladhave a great sunday
>>203100000
>>203100036>>203100069touhou wonanti-touhou crowd in shambles
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god
wake up in the morning feelin like p diddy
>>203100000>touhou>quints>superior coffee making methodmost based /cum/ OP
>>203100423look i'm not saying that the freaky sex cult from eyes wide shut is real. i'm just saying that it's not entirely fake.
good morning sirs
>>203100598ohaiyo gozaimasu leaf-kunwhich nfl games will you be watching todaythe london games already started
How come PBS NOVA is so god tier but NPR is straight dookie?
I think I'm going to purposely order things on amazon standard delivery so I have something short term to look forward to
>>203100728I think you already know the answer to that question.
Is making one post about some ones eye color political now? Fuck the retarded mods
>>203101060all posts mentioning HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED get a warning from the chud hunter tranitor
>>203100966I do not. Both are publicly funded so one shouldn’t be shit
>>203100972the more you zoom in the bigger the landslide gets kek
>>203101149I dont even get warnings anymore
>>203101060these bans are so petty and retarded they should just make them like an hour or two long>>203101278I've only gotten a warning like two or three times in a matter of years, but I lost track of all the bans
>>203101150being publicly funded means its extra shitty. it is by divine grace that pbs nova isn't so bad
Might get hit by a Hurricane on Wednesday
my city is putting up more and more of those camera pylons there is LITERALLY no reason for the city to be getting less safe, and any thoughts to the contrary are racist.
>>203101789good.fuck the south.
>>203100000nice digitstotal /cum/ and reimu victory
just realized that omelets taste different from scrambled eggs
>>203102080why are you so hateful?
POV: You wake up 30 days from now
>>203102453When i use to workout i hated the taste of eggs so i would just drink them raw in my protein shake to mask the taste
Voting is peak Reddit
4channel users: incel/femcelreddit users: married family man(cuckold, no biological children)/only fans whorewhich is more grim?
>>203102625tsmt
team solo mid team?
>>203102700>femcelDoesn't exist
>>203102748This. All so called femcels are just volcels
tfw no volcel gf
i would not want to be in a sexless relationship with an adult human female
>>203102625>just don't vote for trump it's rigged anywayhello glowie
he said the magic word. the trannitors have been summoned
>rejected by 2 apartments>3rd one will accept me but every single unit had blatant long-term unrepaired damages and pending health hazardsactually finna gon be homeless lol
Hello j*nnitoidsI would wish you a very gay day, but that's every day for you
>>203102990broke ahh lookin ahh nigga finna be suckin cock for rock on da street :skull:
>>203102952it's less than a month before the election, jannies can suck my bbc
>>203103044don't make me fun of meI'm adapting to the culture I will have to live infinna move up to the raq and catch some hats ong
>>203103103blud finna get clapped sit down lil bro ong
if you are br*wn, do NOT reply to my posts, tyvm in advance
do gougars descend from the hills and wander the streets of LA at night?
>sucking cock for rockBy the way this sentence has been living rent free in my mind for over a decade. I was in university and living a shitty town that had a hooker street. One night I was walking to go buy a burrito and passed through the hooker street. As I was walking I saw some crackhead gangster looking faggot greet one of the streetwalkers and ask her what she had been up to lately. The fat toothless whore replied "Oh you know... Same old. Sucking cock for rock"I fucking lost it and cackled all the way to the burrito place
>>203103374no, not that area, probably just coyotes
>>203103438that's both sad and funny
>>203103475are coyotes a real danger to people or just farm animals and pets? we have foxes here but they're very skittish and even run from dogs
>>203103654coyotes kill a lot of cats, not many dogs, they don't mess with people
>>203103563It was more funny than anything. That town was and still is an absolute train wreck full of gangsters and crack/meth heads.
it is impossible to believe how badly my laundry smells right now. i think i should have tried to dry everything off more after getting caught in the rain during a run last week.
fugggggg. i missed it
They always say that cuck porn appeals to cucks, but honestly wouldn't it also be relatable to the person sleeping with the wife?
Do you use videogames as an escape?
Just got my new passport and passport card (first time)
>>203104162Surely you'd just be like "can this creepy gay weirdo fuck off? I'm trying to have sex here". What does he get out of it? Nothing, it's just weird
>>203101928I'm guessing that they've also installed flock cameras. seems excessive but it makes boomers feel safe.
>>203100000Based quints for reimus honor
>>203104162when you read a book, do you relate to and understand the experience of the perspective characters, or the background characters?
>>203103374they exist but they'll rarely cross paths with humans.https://apnews.com/article/los-angeles-cats-dogs-mountain-lions-a7b5137a529cbf85dd4956769626b9fa
>>203104444There is "cuck porn" from the perspective of the bull but idk if it's still called cuck porn. I think the Japanese, the master cucks that they are, have different names for this stuff
>>203104626netori
>>203104626and you know this because?
>>203104685Right >>203104690I hang around anime/manga circles and the topic comes up more commonly than you'd think
>>203104724you overestimate my opinion on anime/manga circles
>>203100000so fvcking zased......
>>203105122Why she be movin her head like that
>>203105177she’s just vibin
I would like to announce I’m taking a break from /cum/ to focus on Minecraft.
>>203104178yeah especially childhood games
>>203105779post a pic of your world
Went to the gym today and did a personal best for front squats, nobody clapped :(
chuds brutally BTFO'd
>>203105868did your cheeks clap though
>>203100000fantastic OPanyways, i fell asleep at my computer watching youtube videos and i woke up this morning with my computer having autoplayed 1 hour of idiocracy. i hope 1 hour of idiocracy didn't seep into my dreams (or piss off my apartment block)
>>203105868what did you hit
>>203105968No my buns are too shredded now
This is a new pr
>>203105928Brian was right all men are secretly gay
>>203106221of course i'm right. i'm always right.
>>2031061413pl8
>>203105928The "heterosexuals" being anxious or uncomfortable around gays doesn't make them homophobic
>>203106306nice
pathetic samefag
>>203106354cope
>>203106400
don't reply to me filthy pedo
Watching the RIngs of Power and man this show sucks wtf
>>203106492
why do the gaylovers wake up at 12:30 PM?
>>203106563i've been up since like 9
need a female best friend
cope I woke up at 6:00 am
>no gay posts until 12:30PM EST>"um actually, i've been awake and active since the dawn of time, unsleeping. my love of semen gives me infinite energy"sure thing, bummy
>>203106766maybe i don't post the first thing i wake up because i have an actual life outside of 4chan
lollmao
back from church
>>203106830yes we know you own a very successful business
Women let their gay friends feel them up and hit all the time because the women delude themselves into thinking "he's gay so this is strictly for release/fun, it isn't romantic and it doesn't mean he isn't really gay". 100% true I'm not joking
yall would be less hateful if you just snuggled with another man
>>203106830you have a life and yet you are always here being a faggotcurious
>>203106897What did you learn today
>>203106922that's right and after a demonic pacts or two hopefully i'll be an A list celebrity in hollywood
>>203106968>you are always herei haven't posted here in days
>HARRIS: The work that we do diplomatically with the leadership of Israel is an ongoing pursuit around making clear our principles, which include the need for humanitarian aid, the need for this war to end, the need for a deal to be done which would release the hostages and create a ceasefire.
>>203106990Do you believe being a celebrity will get you the love and affection and acceptance that your parents and colleagues never gave you
>>203107051lmao, your obnoxious posting style is obvious. everyone knows when its you
>>203106986That the naysayers who claim the church will be closing because the diocese declared bankruptcy to pay for the pedo lawsuits are liars
i hope my friends in asheville get something soon. my favorite bar is exclusively stocked by the hi wire brewery in asheville. if it goes under, i'll have to find a new place to drink.
>>203107073no i just want to be a star and i enjoy attention>>203107087i've been banned for 3 days for posting male buttholes
>>203107120
women keep gay male friends because they don’t make everything about their pussy and they don’t try to peacock
>>203106986gospel/sermon was about marriage and hence, not relevant for me.
>>203107141Do you enjoy attention because you were deprived of it during your formative years
>>203107120tbqh I always hated Asheville being from just over the border in SC, but at least it's a libtard containment zone
In Ireland they celebrate the potato famine killing everyone
>>203107141youve been banned and immediately started posting afterwards. You are extremely obvious whenever you do it
>>203107146>>203107176crazy how divisive such a town is.
fun fact / trivia about me:i actually considered myself a devout christian until i found my boyfriend and decided that i'd rather have love over living a boring christian life
>>203107227I cant even begin to fathom how you think either of those things are related
>>203107227put on a tripcode
Shikanokonokonokokoshitantan
>>203107170no i had friends and family members around me>>203107195>immediatelyi've been gone for about 1 week.i've been busy making big moves with my life.
>>203107273lol no you havent
>>203107272
>>203107262it's quite simple, homosexuality and christianity aren't compatible
>>203107273Then why do you want attention What do you get out of it
>>203100841if you order anything that's not 100% China plastic you should be forced to use standard shipping often.
>>203107324i have a big ego>>203107303yeah i have and you could be too if you weren't jealous
>>203107315if you were already gay why would not being christian change anything
>>203107176my family lost power for 8 days (northern SC). shits bad
>>203107367Does a big ego mean that you have an unjustifiably or unreasonably inflated view of yourself? If not then how you define what it means? If yes then do you consider this a flaw that you should work on?
>youre jealous my entire life revolves around posting gay porn and getting BTFO by mexicans across the streetlmao
>>203107375because i'm not an atheist so i switched sides to satanism
>>203107417i have extremely impressive traits life sex appeal, charisma, charm, and wit that i want to share with the world>>203107421they actually got btfo'd by me, never heard the cumbia music again after i cursed them
good morning/afternooni might eat this bowl of cereal and lay back down i didn't sleep so well i was tossing and turning a lot, had some bad dreams too
>>203107472>lifelike*
I'm not racist, but...
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairsGotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
>>203107472If you're so witty and charismatic, why do your posts resort to such low hanging topics in order to receive your desired attention? Isn't edginess something even children figure out works for attention?
>>203107555because it's funny making chuds mad and negative attention is still attention i post more positive stuff on IG and tiktok
stop replying to brian you fucking idiots.
>>203107392Yeah and I keep hearing from folx I know in NC that FEMA is no fucking help and most of the aid is coming from people doing it locally
>>203107588Why is it funny to make people feel negative emotion? If you feed off easily attained negative attention, doesn't that make your big ego unmerited?
>>203107591no
>>203107647energetic vampirism and no
crazy how addicting the smell of male feet is
>>203107647a good amount of humanity is either>going through a quarter/mid/late life crisis and coping in a way that hurts other people while they figure it out>outright malicious to other people having learned growing up that certain manipulative/coercive/aggressive/avoidant behaviors work as long as there's enough non-malicious people around them to drain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP63rV2oX5s
>>203107892>outright malicious to other people having learned growing up that certain manipulative/coercive/aggressive/avoidant behaviors work as long as there's enough non-malicious people around them to drainThese types attract a LOT of women
>>203107892making chuds seethe is just funny
gonna lay back down im eepy still
cant wait for the chud melt down next month
do men know their feet are arousing
>>203108122I realized the reason reddit is so anti trump is because a good portion of redditors are non Americans/euros who are obsessed with American politics
What's next month?
>>203108228thanksgiving
>>203108219Canadian boomers are insanely bad like that, they care more about what happens here than in Canada
>>203108219The reason people should be against him is because he's a fitlhy shabbos goy
>>203108302Ok but he's still better than kakala
>>203108053not the kind of women you would want to put a ring on, though.
>>203108262To be fair politics in Canada aren't real and don't matter (which is true of everywhere), but at least it's more entertaining in the US
>>203108331Its ok, she'll change after asshole Chad dick #8
>>203108317>one shabbos is better than the otherThere is no political solution. Owning the libs by picking the pile of shit they were told to hate isn't a win.
>>203108360No
>>203108479Picking the candidate who improves my personal quality of life is a win
>>203108507Nothing will improve.
>>203108507i have concepts of a plan
I see jannies are hard at work as usual
>>203108591I don't care about healthcare
the trannitors are letting the perfect Reimu thread get ruined by homos.i'm going to go read in the park
>>203108673how are tariffs going to improve your life
On vacation in Florida right now. Crazy how nice the people in America are compared to Germany. People smile and small talk. When I smile at people in supermarkets after bumping into them they are just being cunts about it.I don't want to go back... Ich bin ein amerikaner
>>203108761it's fake niceness and it's weird
>>203108752I didn't say they would..... I'm removing myself from this conversation as you seem to be a dishonest party
https://gizmodo.com/truth-social-users-are-losing-ridiculous-sums-of-money-to-scams-2000506604wtf
>>203108806another chud destroyed by facts and logic
Discussing politics is pointless because there is no political solution.
so true
>>203108798They seemed pretty genuine. I know that they don't care how I am doing, but just smiling while talking is so nice. Hate how everyone in Germany is such a poker face cunt
>>203108761Really?They have a reputation for being full of psychos and assholes down there. At least some parts of it. My friend is a waitress in Fort Myers, in south florida, and she has tons of stories about customers fucking with her for no reason and acting purposefully obtuse
>>203108896>from what I'm seeing and thinkingIndian post
>>203108896AVENGERS.... ASSEMBLE!
>>203108896Redditors made this EXACT post when Russia invaded Ukraine
>>203108932I agree with you I dont find it fake at all. People are like that in small towns in New England and the Midwest too, not just the South.
>>203108938Maybe they are dickheads compared to the rest of America but so far they are still better than those people in Germany.It's my first day here so so far I have only interacted with neighbours and employees and customers in supermarkets
>>203108988obsessed with reddit
>>203109021Yeah I always had a feeling that the stories about assholes were just a few flies in the ointment
I won $4 on a powerball ticket I'm ritch
>>203109007sovl...
>>203109037Who doesn't like to look at car wrecks once in a while?!
todays connections was too easy
How come you never look at me when we make love anymore
bonasera... bonasera...
my nuts smell sweaty
>>203108894It's more like treatment than solution If you can at least slow your deterioration down then why not
Makku neighbors are blasting mariachi music. And I don't mind it one bit. It slapshttps://voca.ro/1l20Xvbh9SEz
>>203109222Based Jeet and bean alliance Go over there and make friends
for justice we must go to don corleone
>>203109106yeah that was cake
watching destiny
Watching destiny's gf get railed by chud
>>203109333watching destiny rail your mom
>>203109353>Stealing my post for your comeback The cucking never stops for you does it
hungry
I live in a brown dystopia
dont ever take sides against the family again
>>203109459
>>203109459why would you live in a bad part of america
>>203109459.
1 of 2 americans are non white
I want a non white gf so badly
>>203109628White replacement is a myth btw
>>203109628so?
I'm in keksville
>>203109709Shalom
I'm in kek country
I'm in cobson county
please get me out of flavor town
>>203109829Sounds like coal country
bout to get rekt by another hurricane.
>>203109628>71% of Americans are nonhispanic whitewhat did he mean by this
>>203109857Based freedom loving patriot
>>203109850I'll take you to funky town
>tariffs bad even doe the US was entirely funded by them with no income tax for the first 125 years of the nations existence
>>203109888Ou are mistaken, Cobson county only has gem mines
Wasn't going to vote then my libtard town mailed me a ballot so I voted for that fag Chase Oliver
>>203110039Have literally never heard of this chuckle fuck even once
>>203100000excuse me pal, that's MY wife you're posting
>>203110135who are you voting for
we gotta sink the bismarck
ima sink my dick in ur bum
>>203110163don't rope him into this, just let the good man post 'hous
Cats wiggle their bums before pouncing as part of a preparatory behavior that serves several purposes, especially during hunting or play. Here are some key reasons:Balance and Coordination: The wiggle helps them adjust their stance, ensuring they have a solid grip on the ground. This allows the cat to stabilize its hind legs and prepare to push off with the right amount of force.Muscle Warm-Up: By wiggling their hindquarters, cats engage the muscles they will use to spring forward. It's like a quick warm-up before a powerful leap, ensuring they're ready to move fast and accurately.Enhanced Focus: The wiggle may be part of their mental and physical focus. By shifting their body weight and preparing their muscles, the cat is psyching itself up, increasing its focus on the target.Testing the Ground: The bum wiggle might help a cat assess the surface it's standing on. Cats rely on their feet for balance and grip, so this movement can give them a feel for the ground, whether it's slippery, uneven, or stable enough for a jump.This playful or instinctual behavior is a mix of physical preparation and hunting instincts, showing how finely tuned their bodies are for quick and precise movements.
what game shall i play today
>>203110284RimWorld or Tekken or mortal kombat
voting doesn't start here until the 21st
im voting for the woman
>>203110284Oregon Trail Deluxe
>>203110284Rapelay
every day I get more and more convinced there's gonna be a trump landslide. there's just too many things lining and up too much data suggesting it's gonna happen
>>203110284Deadlock
thread themehttps://youtu.be/jv1yYDzvFtQ?si=s74EaNm73l6QDZrZ
>>203110464same but the opposite
iq tests should be mandatory to be allowed to vote
>>203110727i agree
>>203110727nah. rurals would complain about blue landslides
>>203110727The administration of the test is liable to become corrupt, think of the political compass test for example
>>203110821nah liberals would complain because no blacks and half of women would be allowed to vote
>>203110727only people who post anime online should be allowed to vote
>>203111195>5 most insane spooky confrontations in creepy forests caught on tape!
https://youtu.be/3dBn3fW1ijU
>>203111195What is this characters name?
>>203111352waifutrannypinkhair, sakura
>>203111382i should not have laughed at this dogwater post
Catberg is 10 years old today.
>>203111447i love him. pls make sure he's hydrated and warm
>>203111447hi, catberg
>>203111447>Erect fur What has made this kitty so on edge?
Nice family-friendly function you got there. Be a shame if I were to…stuff my middle aged body in a sun dress and put on a party city wig and force everyone to pretend like it’s normal…
>>203111848I love this image
>>203111848this character is literally me
Tranny janny when you post buttholes or insane schizo chemical compounds: :|Tranny janny when you post T word: :0
I'm cleaning my room, can't believe I let it get so bad
>>203111883I don't think it is
>>203111995Me but I think my fan makes it extra dusty. Thank god it will be getting cold
>>203111980
>>203111995finishing a late cup of coffee, buying some dish detergent, and fixing up my damn well kitchen. why did i let it get so bad? well, i did absolutely NOTHING yesterday. saturday is my weekly detox day i dunno bout you fellas
>>203111980>>203112090
Just painted my toenails red
its my birthday today /cum/ and i spent two hours crying in my car last night
>>203112403Pathetic faggot
>>203112217I'm gay and find jd hot
>>203112457its ok i went to the gym this morning and ate some yogurt so its chill
how do i stop my retired dad from torturing me on my 2 days off after i work literal 11 hour workdays during the week? really makes me sympathize with people who beat their wives
>>203112055you know you can clean your fan off right
>>203112590I would recommend moving out
>>203112590how is he torturing you? you're asking the wrong general i think, americans are pushed to move out quick. like, i had a shitty brother that i grew up with... and then i moved out. and he's still shitty, but it's irrelevant to me and my own success. your fellow europeans will have better advice. especially the italians, i believe
>>203112590this board is 18+
>>203112730Why the Italians
>>203112730well just psychologically pushing my buttons, saying im lazy even tho i work 50+ hours a week and just being annoying, and i know he doesnt mind going into a screaming match but im so tired i might snap and i dont wanna do that>>203112770we europeans live with the family
>>203112806>we europeans live with the familywhy are you even bitching then
>>203112806you have to work 60 hours a week
>>203112806>we europeans live with the familywow so noble and brave of you to sacrifice your mental health and sanity for "cultural values"
>>203113135most families are fine and lovingmine is very fucked upi knew this intuitively since a young age
>>203113135to be fair, the american rat race can be a mental obliterator too if you can't figure it out in time and hit the social expectations for being a good enough worker. i'm lucky, a lot of people i know are absolutely exhausted
my roommate is having sex with a girl and they're moaning really loud. it's turning me on
>>203113135>$2,000 a month bill the day after 18th birthdayAmerisharts be like oh yeah gimme more of that
bum bums, im back
i coulda been a contenderinstead of a bumwchic is what i am
my chainlink doing sumn
>>2031134881. well, it's split with my roommate, so more like 9002. all my friends live in the same town, we all moved here3. moving out and having to deal with my laundry, dishes, trash, cleaning, etc has been the single most adult-ifying event in my entire life, genuinely made me far more competent than i was living with my parents4. girls find it kinda cringe if you bring them back to your mom's house, girls find it kinda hot if you bring them back to your place5. decorate it how you want to, me and my roommate together made a fucking kickass living room6. invite your friends on your schedule. we have 4 player gaming night regularly where we get drunk and play games hooked up to the giant living room TV. speaking of which7. split home investments between your roommate, that TV was so fuckin cheap because we just 50/50'd itI COULD GO ON YOU KNOW
>>203113415Knock on the door and ask for something stupid like if you can borrow his food
you lot wanting to join in our skribbl game?https://skribbl.io/?isCUPuCmhttps://skribbl.io/?isCUPuCmhttps://skribbl.io/?isCUPuCmIt's just online pictionary.
just made coffee
>>203113919this guy fucks
think I'll make a spot of tea
not sure what to make for tomorrow since i have no food
>>203114093grocery shopping time perhaps?
>>203114093Just starve
>>203114093You have milk and eggs
hurry up and hit the bump limit
>>203114133
cum con cum
>>203114338I think you should kill yourself
this dance again Someone make the real new
Someone make a euromutt and an amerimutt facingn each other and the euromutt says you have to pay $2k in rent while i get to live at home and the caption is the euromutt salary of $800 a year and the amerimutt on $80,000
Not gonna make the new cuz i sense someone else making it faster and i dont want to get beaten
>>203114650>i dont want to get beatenLol aw too late *I take off my belt*
>>203114669If you want to hang yourself thats none if my business
gonna have a piece of gum
HURRY THE FUCK UP AND MAKE THE NEW
>>203114855Hurry up and get naked
>>203113919i don't want a roommate, i want to live in a country where a studio apartment cannot legally cost more than one thousand US dollars.
>>203114884They already have that you just have nonwhites as neighbors like Brian
>>203114610gemerald methinks
>>203114954brian is white
>>203115009No he isn’t also he lives in the south side
>>203115065black people dont buy into Satanist magic nonsense, das some wypipo shit
>>203114884theres several around here but indeed you have to deal with tweakers, single moms, and other undesirables.
>>203115331>>203115331>>203115331real new
