crystal cathedral edition
For me, it's Vaporeon
>>203089639oh dear
>>203089696Fucking hell compare the dragging depressing shite melody to my bumping bassZoomer cult suicide NOWhttps://youtu.be/DI3hQZBKOY4?si=p0t-IUAloq2xhcrg
Should fat people have rights?
>>203089767only if they're jollyI can't stand miserable fat people
>>203089725Impressive. If you live in a beach town here you are more likely to have fetal alcohol syndrome and grow up sleeping on a stained matress and develop a voyeur piss fetish from watching drunk girls peeing in the street outside from your room.
Zoomers are all making us depressed AS FUCKLook at Bam Margera Dude hates zoomersHe's distraught as hellBarely clinging on to life
>>203089791how is that zoomers fault
do you ever have an itch so sudden and intense that you injure yourself in your haste to scratch it
>>203089808They're fucking everything up!Life sucks thanks to them!Grim fucking cunts!Unselfaware memeing faggots opposed to humanity and self-actualization We were fucking VIBING before these dopeshttps://youtu.be/5vHCrJpdIlo?si=B9tggxwvVrqq3Ne-
Another week is almost upon us
>>203089851Making money? Good lad
>>203089765cringehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFqQPH25-PQ&ab_channel=IAMCARRON>>203089710people who live in beach towns are usually rich and well offthe entire eastern suburb locals (as in people who actually live there and own property, not just toil there) usually take really good care of themselves ime
>>203089870You're boomers 2 Nothing you do makes any logical sensehttps://youtu.be/YtrZ_3h5gfM?si=p85-MohswVvj2QYe
>>203089847fucking everything up how? i was 15 when covid hit the world and halted my schooling/social life/freedoms, whos to blame for that? i say millennials and boomers
why, she,had to poo, if she knew, she wouldn't say,she, ate,something wrong, now her bumhole, it is sprayiiiing
>>203089851it looms...
>>203089901Your stupid fucking faggot memeing never actually taking anything seriously and blaming everyone else when you don't produce a single thing worth a shite.
yesterday,presented my bumhole to a gay
now he's treating it like a vajay,oh i believe,i'm also gay
In Bordeaux every woman seems various levels of middle class and hot In York area everyone seems to be a tattooed chav. Think there is like 10 middle class women in the entirety of North Yorkshire and they all live in Harrogate
why, he,had to cum, up my bum?because he's gay,i, said,fuck my bum,now i long, for his cum spraaaaaay
>>203089957:O
i've been waiting so longto be where I'm goingin the arse crack of yourbuuuuuuum
>>203089987Bent
>>203089787oddly specific post
it's a very educational and informative thread so far
why wooden doors though?
I suffer in suffolk
oh I believe in christmas day
unironically might stop posting on 4chan forever after reading that australian post about being 15 during covid not like schizoal whinging on and posting his shitty music is much better
>>203090130Blog tf on dbag
Red Goat, York
just clarted rorke for being transphobic
>>203090130Baby crying about his daddy hates chadbeats
I've got a little daughter that I love to bitsNo boys just men please!
CDG- wonderwood is simply the best fragrance
>>203089917i dont expect your gen to understand our memes, i dont chuck a fit when you guys throw your memes around because i respect the lineage. and sorry for zoomers supposed lack of creative output, maybe if millenials and boomers werent policing the fuck out of us during covid itd be diff.
I actually would like to visit Australia one day
peanuts for brekkie
New Magdalena bay album is unironically elite Soooo much better than BratA.G cook has been absolutely dunked on by these two jews
based
spamming/flooding
>>203090370sharing my creations of which there are 3 does not constitute spamming or flooding
rorke taking L after L since the dawn of time omds
>>203090348surely showing her face and the venue she operates in acts negatively on her need to not be recognised
saw The Joker with dadberg last nightHe coined the phrase "The Woker" to describe the film.He's a bloody genius.
m ri tin arve uier der is o
>>203090348>loyalty testermy ex just got her bestfriend to call me up and see if i wanted to talk dirty to her. that was all she needed to determine i was a unfaithful pos and dumped me. why go through hiring this shit
>>203090415is your dad a chud?
>>203090348Do the testers offer ahh...a "full test"?
People who cheat have way too much damn time on their hands I don't need the trouble of trying to juggle some illicit relationship
>>203090425>hmm results are inconclusive so far, let's see if he's willing to fuck me up the arse, that will confirm my suspicions
>>203090422all dads are chuds
>>203090455untruemy dad is a soft lefty like me
The current read
>>203090463
going to fill up the car and grab a Greggs breakfast baguette, later gimps
Simply do not care for women who try to "seduce" me into doing something >Oooh will you buy me flowers if I rub up against you tee hee That kind of woman will ruin your life
>>203090461grim
My dads an incel
>>203090480too truethat's how they got elton john
leftypol cares about actual problems like human rights, global warming, war in gaza etcrorke just acres about video games and anime lmao
>>203090492Yer da's nae fookin???
>>203090480there's a pretty girl at toil that thought I would swap shifts with her just because she gave me a big smile and asked sweetlywhen I said no she looked utterly dumbfounded
how embarrassing
imagine being on your deathbed and wishing you posted about poo more often on 4chan
bigblackwillies
>>203089851It looms on the morrow
never really liked tea
HEY LIP MY STOCKINGS
rorkes breakfast: can of monster and a bag of twistiesleftypols breakfast: sticky chai latte with a blend of almond and oak milks and a bowl of museli with dairy free yogurt and berries picked using non slave labour
Fucked it ladsWanted to do runtoil this morning but overegged it last night with the beer and salty foodproper groggy and tired but need to force myself out theregonna be proper shit this
kettle's broke
>>203090761rorke wins again
>>203090463COCKWOMBLES
>>203090761I've got yer sticky chai right here sunshine*Grabs my crotch*
Did you know Brits don't rinse their washing up?Dreadful
>>203090761>oak milks:)
>>203090835Got a dishwasher meOnly things I clean in the sink are pans
>>203090862Alri tarq
>>203090862You clean Peter?!?
>>203090862>Got a dishwasher merich cunt. I bet you eat magnum ice creams for dessert every night
A two drinks agree to meet for lunch Tea arrives firstWater arrives next, and announces a friend is coming Some time passes Finally a drink rushes in and says "sorry, I'm latte"
>On May 27, 1941, Kleiss earned his nickname when he made an unauthorized landing at Marine Corps Air Station Ewa, located on the south shores of Oahu. After serving as the tow-sleeve aircraft during a gunnery exercise, Kleiss landed his SBD in front of the tower, hoping to find a safe field to haul in the tow-sleeve. Unexpectedly, his plane's prop blast churned up a giant cloud of red dust, preventing two squadrons of Marine Corps fighter planes from landing on the runway. The tower control operator called over the radio, "Unknown dust cloud, who the hell are you?" Without responding, Kleiss took off for Naval Air Station Ford Island, hoping that no one had identified his plane. After landing, one of his squadron mates, Ensign Cleo Dobson, told Kleiss that he had seen the whole thing. Dobson joked, "Welcome aboard, Dusty!" For the remainder of his career in the Navy, Kleiss went by that nicknamemiss those old nicknames. now everybody just has "handles" based off some gay anime or video game
>dairy free yogurt What’s the point?
>>203090874>>203090883>>203090926The absolute state of appliancelets
>>203090421>best friend called upDifficult one to navigate, that, as many women's best friends do in fact want to shag their mates' boyfriends and would happily throw their girl mate of 10+ years under the bus to 'know' they can make their boyfriend cheat on them (with her).It's all very tiresome.
>>203090932Can't quite determine what the hell this post has to do with British culture
>>203090835not true
>>203090472their rolls mog their extremely hard baguettes
>>203090954he was 1/32 english
>>203090835true. we just lather it and then put it away
exberg just called and invited me to her birthday party, said “there’ll be tons of alt girls for you to choose from”. feel like I’m being set up but I’m horny enough to do it
>>203090862How filthy can you put the dishes in? Growing up my family dishwasher used to require you to virtually wash the dishes before putting them in and as a result they are banned in my adult home. I don't know if it was just a really shit dishwasher though.
I've never had an ex or been on a date with a woman or touched a breast or exchanged messages with a woman but there's still time for me still plenty of time as I'm only 31 years old.
I'm coldI'm DehydratedI've been for a run outsideI had a wank this morning beforeAs you can imagine, my cock and balls are hilariously tiny right now, literally infantile genitalia
>>203090990today's modern dishwasher tablet technologies mean you no longer need to prewash dishes
sick of being surrounded by shaggers in /brit/ while i havent had sex in over 2 months
>>203091022sorry for party rocking
Snoozing
>>203091011literally?
>>203090990Honestly provided it's not literal lumps of food I just whap it in and it does the trick. It's a big Bosch one from the 2000s and as such is really high quality. Should probs take a look at filterberg soon though.
>>203090963D-d-did you say extremely h-h-ha-*Cums in my pants*Oh bother...
>>203091006that indeed there is lad
Had a three hour nap yesterday and still slept 8.5 hours last night , ladsWtf is wrong with me
>>203091022havent had sex in two weeks myselfit’s a cold world. i feel numb
>>203091006The punchline of this joke is that he's gay
>>203089851Got one of these with a dusty and boring warehouse?
>>203091059*smirks smugly*think you can fit your whole mouth around it?
>>203090421bloody hell lad
>>203091094>dusty and boring warehouse?Record room for your sex life
still saddened by the fact that cocteau twins were tiktokified
>>203091006Done all this but never had a gf.
any feminist millennial (born 1980-1990) man in?
>>203091016>>203091049might invest in one eventually
plans for today then?going to granberg's later for dinner but besides that nothing
>>203091065meanwhile ol' schizo me over here gets 3 hours sleep a day if that
>>2030896391st - Umbreon2nd - Vaporeon3rd - Flareon4th - Espeon5th - JolteonThe ones after that were fake and gay
Live your myth in McKeesport, Pennsylvania!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOC0by4H_to
>>203091141walking to the bar with my dad and watching football :)
>>203091152I've got no issue with the Gen IV ones
watch your language
>>203091141going to m&s and morrisons for shoppingthen mummy is making some kind of chicken-based concoction
>>203091141Just had a roast dinner, going to shag the missus and then have a few drinkies (bank holiday tomorrow).What you having for tea with Granberg?
>>203091161a few cold ones with the old man, perhaps some nachos, and watching the ol' pigskin gameheck yeah brother
>>203091161good lad
>>203091141vidya, football, vidya
>>203091167and that's precisely your problemno wonder you failed
>>203089851Say you work 35 hours a weekThat means you spend 21% of your time workingIn return for something that enables you to spend the other 79% of your time on leisure and home lifeEven someone doing 40 contracted hours (08:30-17:30 with an hour's lunch break) is spending 23.8% of their time actually working and many decently salaried positions are 40 hour jobs. Jobs that enable you to put money away every month, save up for things such as a mortgage, a new car, nice holidays etc. Seems like a great deal to me.
*bangs on the window*silly cunts
>studies indicate single virgins have a 90% chance to beat a married man in an arm wrestle, for reasons unknown...
>>203091109destroyed that little smelly virgin
>>203091178you gonna get a tub of those double chocolate cake rolls from M&S? Get one.>>203091182sounds cushty. Dunno what I will be having for dinner at gran's; sometimes she buys stuff in then other times she makes from scratch. Usually get about 3 or 4 courses though, then waddle home.
>>203091161Sounds very pleasant
Got the Silver Luck symbol on Pokemon Emerald
>>203091222>you gonna get a tub of those double chocolate cake rolls from M&S? Get oneyou said that last week as wellnot fucking happening pal, get over it
>>203091222Bet she makes cracking desserts
>>203091231Any luck having sex?
Honestly can't stand tradies me. Failures of life who didn't pay attention in school so learned how to tighten screws and make a business out of it. I had a new boiler put in the other week and I refused to make him a cup of tea lmao
>>203091222Bet she makes crack
>>203091207This is, without doubt, the most jewish post I've ever seen on this website
>>203091241No
never watched blue peter
>>203091256Well you better find some more bloody luck symbols then haha
Which one is cheaper/pratical?Roast a chicken a week or fry them every day?
>>203091250alri you'll work for me one day lad
>>203091266What do you bloody think mate
>>203091207it would've been quicker for you to just say you're a virgin mate.
about to head to the pub to watch the NRL grand final with my old man myselfgo Penrith!
the proletariat will overcome the bourgeoisie through violent revolution someday.
>>203091250Tradies here are all billionaires
>>203091207A week is 168 hoursSay you sleep 8 hours a night. That's 56 hoursYou have 112 hours leftNow say you work 40 hours a week with a 30 minute commute each wayThat's 40% of your life spent on work.
>>203091263peters was purple, not blue
>>203091250yet not smart enough to put the boiler in yourself
arm trio sign idea siras to red mini video news or radiomake right tinted carved pier derived island oasis
>>203091235just get them, you know you'll enjoy them>>203091236Her dessert is usually ice cream with tinned fruit. Then after dessert there's usually a pastry of some kind as well lmao>>203091251I don't think she does, probably never done any drugs has granberg. She's on antidepressants though because grandad (long deceased) was an abusive alcoholic apparently. I never knew him as he died before I was born.
>>203091274I mean fry them in smaller portions.
Earlier on's proverbial fry up brek scrandemic as it were
UP THE BLOODY PANTHERS
>>203091281True.
>>203091319YES LAD YES UP PENRITH UP THE PANTHERS WOOOOOOO
>>203091308You got enough motherfucking sausages there
my schedule is pic relatedaverage about 3-4 hours of work per day (wfh)make slightly over 100kgo to uni lads
>>203091182>going to shag the missusdo people really plan their romps? the best sex is spontaneous aint it, maybe its many year relationship thing. do yous live together?
>>203091250me? can't stand the working class. No doubt the majority of them out at the pub last night drinking themselves into oblivion to try and forget their miserable lives lol
>>203091334i eat once a day so i absolutely stuff myself
Bro made a fucking graph of his free time...
>>203091338not that lad but sex is sex mate
>>203091319>>203091331cringe watching thugby league
>>203091356I got paid to make it a few weeks ago in /g/
>>203091351fellow intermittent faster I see
>>203091308Return the sausages
>>203091360bad lad
>>203091351Trying to lose weight are you
Lad do some standup comedy training everyday. He gonna make it big really soon.
>>203091351i stuff myself but eat multiple times a day
>me? can't stand my friends, family, neighbors, 99% of my other countrymen, or even myself. No doubt the majority of them out at the pub last night drinking themselves into oblivion to try and forget their miserable lives lolpetit-bourgeois class traitors ought to be hanged
>>203091358There's bad sex
>>203091374yep. works fer me>>203091384haha!>>203091387not really, more just avoiding gaining any while also reaping the benefits of intermittent fasting. plus i enjoy one fucking massive meal per day more than eating three piddlers. a lot less faff as well. just works fer me and my lifestyle>>203091394you're a big guy
>>203091308that's a big dinner
Might play OSRS today lads
>>203091443
>>203091415theres a thought. would incels want to lose their virginity with bad sex with a fat ugly beast or getting raped or just stay a virgin and wait for a romp that suits that they have some control over who and how etc
might get on the wacky tabaccy
Second cup of coffee lads
>>203091473BRATley WURST
>>203091475incels usually just start pretending to be women and start fucking each other before fucking hambeasts
He's right.
best booknothing beats it
>>203091503
mad how simple chuds are, reckon /pol/ is full of low iq autists
>>203091512>>>/pol/
>>203090986The pair of you sound like absolute wankers
feel like SHIT
*bursts into the thread*TOIL! TOIL ON THE MORROW!
>>203091512He's wrong.
love love LOVE fat birds with massive chebs
>>203091298tbf I did used to eat a tub of these every weekI got sick of them and started buying other things
>>203091589Cope
>>203091512rorke on the ropes
>>203091516what's good about it? no spoilers, please, we're british
>>203091581Week off for me pal
>>203091631Even restrooms are more complicated nowadays.
what do you think happens post death? for me i reckon there's a brief period of hallucination where the chemicals in your brain go doopin mental and then you enter the abyss, all the bits and bobs we took from the universe return to form
>>203091656don't take it personally but please die in a fire
>>203091707you just decompose and rot away into nothing like any other dead organism, that's it
>>203091141haha toil for me haha 5 hours get in hahahaa
even more disturbing news from Joker 2 is coming outseems Joker wasn't even an incel at all, he was what the people are calling a "fakecel"more to follow
>>203091707same feeling of nothingness as when you go under anesthetic except permanent
>>203091748
>>203090057Cause they work well enough for trapping gas in. If I take a shit and it’s really smelly, the bathroom is going to stink when I leave even if I close the door (which is wooden) innit
>>203091707first you go translucent, then get wings and float in the sky with a harp
>>203091762your poo smells wont kill me by cylon b will
dont really pay attention to international politics even less so in the middle east, are israel actually the bad guys or is it muslim tropes?
I remember when they gave me nitrous at the dentist as a kid I felt like I was doing a backflip on a trampoline.
>>203091785they're both the bad guys
>>203091780>your poo smells wont kill meYou don’t know that. I had curry last night
I can't go for that
In Cities Skylines 2 i spent all day setting the foundations for a successfully city, went massively into debt and bankrupt, unable to buy anything. So I bribed people to move to the infrastructurally complete city with subsidies (free money for everyone really), got the population up to 15k, then raised taxes to the max and paid off the debts just as people started to leave againPaid off like £25m of debt and now I've got a thriving city, taxes are basically zero and I'm making money from selling nuclear power to neighbouring shitholesI've just bought a nearby island for a major residential expansionI told myself I wouldn't eat until I fixed my city's economy, but then I realised it was 3am by the time I was done so I didn't eat
Can I have the Nitrus today
when im on my deathbed I certainly think I would wish I posted poo on brit more often
>>203091815ok
when im on my death bed the thing ill regret the most is not being more hateful towards sacked tranny
the thought of death terrifies me lads. How can I overcome this?
>>203091844just stay alive and that
I've had four ex girlfriends and they've all had the middle name Louise
>>203091844Become so miserable it seems like a positive alternative
>>203091857ok
>>203091707you reincarnate
>>203091844Considering you identify yourself as a picture of a green frog I don't understand why you worry since this picture will last many years
>>203091863just a bit weird
>>203091886ok
>I've had four ex girlfriends and they've all had the middle name Louise
>>203091893very Louise middle named responses right here
>>203091844lots and lots of ketamine
if being not alive (before you are conceived and after you die) was infinite you would never come into this world
>>203091927ok
>>203091927pre existence and death are not the same thing
i want a cookie but not really as i'm too full. but i want something sweet. just too full to eat anything more so doubt i will
>>203091844you dont really care its just your ego that fabricates the attachment to mortality
I've had 5 girlfriends and their names all ended in "elle"It's funny how the universe works.
quick someone post an image of a fat cunt
all nice and well but katy is sore x
>>203091942ok
>>203091942just get a cup of coffee down you
>>203091960i don't drink caffeine i makes me all nervous
Mental how Europe's last hope is Russia annexing the Ukraine and Persia sacking a Levantine Terrorist State
>>203091971ok
>>203091951You might as well say the namesChannelle, Michelle, Rochelle, what we dealing with here
>>203091956
selling shirts with this on for £15 a pop and they're flying out, only make a 5er off each one starting to think i should have upped the price
>>203091971>Mental how Europe's last hope is Russia annexing the Ukraine and Persia sacking a Levantine Terrorist StateYeah, that is mental, in the sense that you are insane for thinking soEurope has no hope after the US revolution, they doomed themselves to spite us out of jealousy
>>203091988bizarre lie
>>203091707you go to the afterlife
>>203091979you got 2 of them. not bad
>>203091938why
Ok?
>>203092003do you want to buy one?
>>203092025no
>>203091844repent
Have been telling people 'I don't want to have this conversation anymore. You're wasting my time' instead of entertaining their tripe and my quality of life has taken a turn for the better
>>203092016They're just not. Entropy I guess
>>203092025i do anon
>>203091988checked and kekked
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3zwz4025zo>NHS bosses want chippy to sell fruit and veg
>>203092030how many people have you said this too?
>>203092001The USA cannot have its Jewidh empire by next year because no Jewish kingdom lasts more than 80 years
>>2030920443 in the past week, 4 last night
>>203092033an idea isnt much different than a memory
>>203091988me and my mate used to sell homemade vintage shirts we span through the washer until they looked faded for £100+ a time on depop
>>203091581Mr. Cratchit?
>>203092047no lad the world isnt magic
>>203092047Israel has my respect. I don't like or respect Palestinians.
Haha. Hahahahaha! Haha! It’s gonna happen.
toilberg's grandson is in the nicu. hope he makes it.
should be legal to shag people on benefits at willif I'm paying to sustain their existence I should be allowed to fuck them
shitting my arse to smithereens
That reminds me: We're raping the disabled today.
smithering my arse to shitereens
>>203092053Yes it is, you remember a memory, you can just have an idea without the pre existing experience. A priori and a posteriori or whatever the fuck
got a bike off facebook marketplace but my uber eats courier application is still pending. hopefully this time next week I will be a fully accredited uber eats courier. a clue gained.
>>203092102bro is a spiritual paki
fucking hate hair
>>203092102uber eats as a white man is insane
>>203092102This post actually made me leave the thread for a bit
>>203092102Lifeblood of r economy
>>203092102i did uber eats but drove a 2017 c class convertible
>>203092102all jokes aside, doing uber eats (or even just being a regular delivery driver for a 'za joint) just cannot be worth it when you factor in that you need a car which you have to pay to maintain for a job that's gonna pay you fuck all
thinking of buying a porsche 911
thinking of purchasing sex
thinking of thinking
>>203092064Got an esoteric Bronze Age Zionist over here.
>>203092185That’s a race car!
uber shitsyou deliver toilet paper, wet wipes, baby powder and enema kits to desperate customers
the din dins, as it were
you cant buy sex. you have it with the woman you love
>i did uber eats but drove a 2017 c class convertible
>>203092207Fuck off commiemong.
uber petes
hey peeta
sick of being called a tarq when im just a typical working class average joe
Please wait a while before making a thread
>>203092217Shalom hasbara
>>203092211get in lad
i haven't got any good posts so let's stay in this thread
>>203092240why are you up so early nycanon?
>>203092268i've got a good one lined up myselfpoo lyrcis parody. very tasteful
NEW >>203092290
>>203092211love that peas and sweetcorn combo
>>203092061Ah right history isn't real thanks
