survival of the fittest edish
After all, the fundamental question you have to ask following 7 October last year is do you believe Israel has the right to exist?
lil bro thinks he can just pull up to the mcdonalds as a white man delivery rider and not have his tyres slashed oh my days he doesn't know about the cabal
>>203092311ok
>that one pov cunt that could only watch dvds once because he didn't have a rewinder
>>203092309No.
wonder how i'll spend my sunday, ladsprobably sitting in my smelly bedroom being depressed
just like the one winged dove,does a shit, sounds like she's shitting,poo, baby poo, said poo
What this country needs is more investment in London
>>203092311say more?
MR. PRESIDENT GET DOWNhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1727799719511566.webm
>>203092332heh
Tomorrow is the 75th anniversary of the German Democratic Republic and also the anniversary of Palestine's fightback.Blessed
the cronem were busting nigga nuts
>>203092340It's fairly self explanatory.
I wear a slug-proof under my Guess
I just realised Europe's only hope is Israel defeating Lebanon, Iran and Palestine and the sending 30 million refugees here
>>203092332that was a good post after all
>>203092309I believe Greater Israel has the right to exist.
What's the earliest time I can socially acceptably make burgers? 12pm?
so fucking depressed lads
>>203092346wheres her willy?
>>203092346wait a minute that's a fanny
>>203092375fuck off and kill yourself tripfaggot
>>203092372breakfast burgers are fine
>>203092375get a paki pizza into you
A true Britons greatest joy is seeing his son's mangled body from a Palestinian airstrike because there is no greater honour for a Briton than dying for the Jews
sick of your normgroids thinking you have problems in lifeyou don't
>>203092372depends on the size
I'm a white man and I work for Uber eats but I drive a Porsche Cayenne so I can charge. A premium for a more exclusive service. I'm not a pajeet running 6 accounts at once with your food arriving cold.You get a personal bespoke service, hot and on time, every time
>>203092392FOY
there is no such thing as half-way criminals
>>203092382>>203092384
awkwardly bought a load of frozen party food this morning the cashier didn't even attempt to humour me with a "are you having a party?" she understood the assignment omdsssss
>>203092399
Been watching this poor cow try and get a client for the past hour Hang in there love
I am the urban youth, raised on the streets of the concrete jungle
>>203092415absolute molusc of a human being
>>203092382her willy lost her will to live so it fell off
>>203092405A man on an e-bike lane-splitting and dismounting as required would get there first 10 times out of 10 in a city.
>>203092427kek
ladslittle brother's 23 and plays minecraft all day and doesn't even attempt to apply for jobs given much of you are the same, how do I fix him?
people who use food delivery apps should be turned into liquid by Bolsheviks tbqh
eating beans
>>203092428why are you watching yank cctv footage for hours on end
>>203092448sounds based. he has no need to contribute to a society that loathes him.
>>203092430Will I see you at the Stockholm Street Poetry festival in November then lad?
>>203092428it's pretty odd street walkers still exist in the age of internet prostitution
>>203092463this coloured fellow is consuming legumes!
leftypol watches e sportsrorke watches sports
>>203092448seen the Saw films?
>>203092448if he's on or more of ugly/short/small penis then he's made the right call. no point trying.
all of /brit/ wishes ken morley (aka reg holdsworth) a happy birthday
>>203092428Brooklyn's Penn Stroll, infamous for hookers. The inspiration for GTA 3's Red Light District.
>>203092448tell him if he gets himself a min-wage job in a warehouse he'll have his pick of all the young women his age
SUNDAY MORN.MEANS ONE THING.
that feeling when no girlfriend
>>203092498I remember him from Hardware, an awful sitcom which I still liked for some reason
>>203092448the only way is stop enabling himhe will never change unless he's forced to
i am not going to work if there's nothing to get out of lifejust needless effort
>>203092508what's that chinese ketchup?
>>203092484i watch esportstried watching soccer and cricket a couple times and its boring as fuck
>>203092508that's it?
>>203092506except he won't lolfucking normie freak
>>203092508i don't think urs is real but here is mine from earlier>>203091308
>>203092508god rescue those eggs and sausages from the disgusting mess of dried blood and shitty beans
>just get a girlfriend from work chud>what's that? literally no young women work at your job? sounds like a skill issue, incel
hey baby I hear the blues are calling
>>203092415Total chad.
sick of being called a tarq when im just a working class stiff like the rest of you lot. just because i went to uni doesnt mean im any less of a working man.
give me attention
>>203092506imagine being this attractive, how day to day interactions go for youlife on the easiest difficulty
god this new trip is utterly tiresome. so forced
*to the tune of Big Girls Don’t Cry by Frankie Valli*Pretty girls, they don’t pooOOooOOoo
ayo lemme take some time out my day to read every branch of this stranger's boring sankey diagram
>>203092602what's your job
>>203092539No-one can blame you. You’ve made the right call.
>>203092628im a middle manager at a fortune 100 firm
Still have no clue what a ”fluffer” is
>>203092448remove the door to his smeggy bedroom and say you'll only replace it when he gets a job
>Jenna Ortega: worshipped as an etheral goddess>Average Brazilian girl:
get ready...FOR THE LAUNCH
Lads, middle east in shambles, Arabs are apparently not able to cope, Sky News reports they are all on the drink.
manners make a man
>>203092448He is applying for jobs you just don't know it
>>203092649it's the person you cum in
personally a big fan of israel
>>203092685
>>203092428She's gone, there's a sheeboons there now
>still norwood I at 29i won
>>203092649porn whores who had to keep the male pornstars hard during a scene
>>203092661i love women so much
any lot lizards in here
Who will win?
>>203092661>worshipped as an etheral goddessby complete retards who are easily influenced
got the breakfast burger on the bbq
>>203092685Hello satan
>>203092721it's a tough call. Irans got a surprisingly large airforce
>After Homer is fired from his job it looks as though his marriage with Marge is over. Only a visit from the world famous Cristiano Ronaldo can save The Simpsons. Meanwhile Maggie and Grampa start a new fast food chain.good fucking lord just let this die already
might book a paki pizza
>>203092721Iran because it doesn't rely on imports for its entire army
>>20309272120 quid on the Jews.
>>203092721Israel easily lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghcFb3k0iPQwell said Tejvan
>>203092767Neither does Israel
>>203092602>IRA 600
>>203092782how did you get on last night then?
>>203092757why are you making stuff up
>>203092701My father went bald in his thirties. If ten years from now you're still good, then you'll have won.
>>203092803have to support the lads
>>203092792Lying is a sin you fucking chud
>>203092820Did he have radical lifestyle changes then? Maybe stress from work/raising children?
israel could completely level iran within a week if it wanted to
VIGILANCE
>>203092680Bet she had an amazing day
>>203092833Why did you lie then
>>203092807handed out a batonnage
united will lose to villa today ladsssssssand maybe the tottenhams will lsoe toorecokin chelse aiwll iwnt hough :)
>>203092852why havent you posted a hand timestampand why do you ignore all posts asking you to do one
it's hilarious seeing /pol/tards heralding iran's rocket attack on israel as some massive victory.israel's retaliation is gonna mindbreak them when it happens
>>203092875yeah its is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHA
>>203092865>chelse aiwll iwnt houghyes
>>203092852give us a vocaroo talking about your escapades haha
>>203092884screaming
>>203092865>>203092886>doubting notts forrest
>>203092890why
>>203092309Jeremy id like to phone a friend
>>203092851I didn't you did. Several Jewish generals have admitted the Jewish state would have no weapons without America and in both Iranian strikes we both know and admit the Jewish State relied on American militarily protection totallyYou can rest now satan
>>203092290wtf why am I hard
>>203092896
>>203092896katy gon like this
>Four migrants including child die in Channel crossing attempt
>>203092873>>203092887fitler him you morons
it's Sunday morning lads, maybe reign it in with the geopolitical talk yeah? Any of you lads out last night then?
>>203092911Remember riding this old cunt to Skegness when I was a kid, or maybe it was Somerset or Cornwall, somewhere with a Butlins anyway.
cat keep walking on my keyboardwhy does she forsake me so
>>203092908
gagging for some roast beef
>>203092840Sort of. Had my sister, started working for himself, tough in the beginning but then a little hurricane gave hime plenty of work. Never thought about it.
>>203092896literally can't do anything with a penis that size. It would tear a women's vagina and they don't want that
>>203092898Lots of weaponry is produced domestically in IsraelDo you think Iran does not import anything?
>>203092929Football fans are so embarrassing
>>203092448You're here so I don't think you're in much of a position to offer advice
>>203092931
absolutely gagging for a poo but i'm cosy here under the blanket
>>203092950but man kick ball in goal
>>203092945oh rorke....
>>203092950they have been briefed to celebrate like that
gagging on a cock
>>203092612Usually you're speaking to an Arab man in his hotel room before he makes you shag a dog then does a shit on your head
>>203092945Women can slowly get used to a man that size. And then they’ll have no interest in Timmy ever again
>>203092896mental how I just burst out laughing at the thought of me doing the same thing and how pathetic my little pink shrimp would look in comparison
>>203092982Heathersubhuman
>>203092961this was me last night.i woke up at midnight and could not stop farting. needed to shit but couldnt be arsed.so i fell back asleep, then woke up at 4 and started farting again. needed a poo but still couldnt be arsed. tossed and turned and finally went to poo at 5 and i've been up since
omdz
>>203092945hahahahahahaha
doctor poo doctor jew doctor why
>it's Sunday morning lads, maybe reign it in with the geopolitical talk yeah?
my willy's fucking tiny lol. it's why i'll die a virgin.
>>203093017>lived
>>203092700They have other cameras as well were you can watch crackheads all day, it's great
>>203092982It's not a real penis you utter incel. Exposing yourself as virgin if you thought that could even be possible.
>>203093017is it legal to use your phone while driving in yankland?
>>203093016love those farts when you're holding in a poo they always stink something fabulous
>>203093017mclaren quality LOL
biz idea: sunday church services but it's just for talking about politics and current affairs
Get them in.Get them housed (in an unlicensed HMO)Get them clothed (Deliveroo jacket)Get them supported (bursary for an e-bike)
>>203093045no it's usually illegalhe's going to get assraped by his insurance
>>203093043Haha oh dear…
>>203093048You know precisely nothing about the quality of luxury car brandsYou are a poor brownoid
>>203093046Emma Watson-esque post.
>>203093046it's mad how good our own farts and poo smell to us. like why? what biological function does it serve?
>>203093017have no idea who these zoomer "streamer" celebs are until something newsworthy happens with them but they keep popping up, had no idea who this was until yesterday but appreantly hes famous, same with that kai cenat one and endless others, its like they're randomly manufactured overnight
>>203093083mclaren is known for making shit quality cars you silly timmy
>>203093078Picts spoke a Germanic language.
dani carvahal deserved his broken leg. that's a minor pay bac for your team destroying the integrity of the champions league with your back to back wins
>>203093055That is what most Sunday services are
>>203093043every women with a body count higher than 50 (and that's most of them) has shagged a cock that big mate
>>203093087maybe it's safe to eat your own poo in times of need but not to eat other people's? idk
>>203093104goodness me
>>203093108pray for the people in ukraine and don't forget to pick up the letter from the diocese on the abortion bill as your leave
>>203093099They did not. The language they spoke was in the Brythonic family of Celtic languages.
don’t know lads
>>203093109You don't get dicks that length and girth. And your random slag certainly wouldn't be able to take it if she managed to find one.
i hear proddy priests are constantly talking about politics so glad im a catholic (real christian) and not a protestant (fake christian)
>>203093134alri stayvun
>>203093099Ok?
i remember when body count meant how many kills you got, not how many times you were a fucking whore
>>203093143based
Starting to wonder if maybe the Jewish religion is correctMight be why smart chaps like Starmer and Jenrick have sown their wild oats with the help of Jewesses
never smoked weednever been drunknever smoked a cig
corr bit of filosofem on a sunday morning, don't mind if i do
>>203093087Why does it have to serve a function?
I'm on the nofap. That means I'm better than you.
Every proper englishman harbors a longstanding fear of being bummed in the pub loo.
>>203093104AWOOOGA
>>203093143Catholic priests talk politics tooYou'd know this if you weren't larping
>>203093134don't know what?
>>203093186>fearaha yeah i totally fear that aha wouldn't want that to happen now
>>203093185same, been on it about 10 hours
>>203093176never had sex either i’m guessing
>>203093171Would be a shame if it were the correct religion, since it doesn't offer salvation to all of humanity, only to a relatively small 'chosen' tribe.It would mean most of us are totally screwed no matter how well we live our lives.That's why I cannot believe they are right.
>>203093185I’m trying but I need my porn!
>>203093208...yhnever had sexnever had a kissnever had a gfI'm 31.
>>203093185Move on to nolife you boring twat and get roped up
>>203093210You don't 'need' porn, ever. Destroy that mindset.>>203093222Rage on incel.
>>203093168Women enjoy sex. I know that can be upsetting but it’s true.
rorke thinks not wanking will salvage his pathetic life
>y-you're the incel for not being proud of leaving your willy alone-
>37>previously two gfs >multiple kisses>now married>mortgage >marriedIf I can do it you can too
reckon i could beat the fuck out of every single one of you runtsand it would be easy
>>203093250no fappers in the mud
a second cup of tea has hit my mouth
Love it when you mention nofap and all the incels come out of the woodwork to defend the honour of their god: porn.
Might try the old nowank november just because wnaking takes up so much bloody timeCould have learnt two languages with the time I've wasted on the hand shandy
>>203093261you got married twice? you a muslim?
>>203093261nah, I'm some sort of nutter
>>203093176why not
>>203093298never felt the need and I've never been invitied to a social function that would offer me it
>>203093261no i absolutely can't.i'm mentally ill, not ugly.
currently fapmaxxing
americans be like:>"someone's knocking my door hello who's ther—ACK!"https://x.com/policecamz/status/1842683574056817095
I’ll be there. Will YOU?!
Hate wanking me Do it every day though cause I feel sexually frustrated and her angry if I don't
>>203092346Reminds me of when my ex would playfully show me her pussy. Makes me sad.
first time i got drunk was at 15 when i used to stockpile cidres that my dad would buy me from aldi when the 'rents went out i'd down like 4-5 cans at once and get pissed, it was truly magicalnowadays i don't enjoy being drunk at all
>>203093095or maybe youre just old unc
>>203093261>mortage
>>203093336>willingly going to londonnah mate i'm alright
>>203093290Which language would you choose if you had the time?
>>203093338Consider semen retention.
>>203093336I'll be there.
>>203093336>going to London for any reason everNo thankyou
>>203093336would bet money this originated in the 'cord
>>203093359Rust
>>203093345I'm 31, not even that old.
>>203093261>mortgagelmao
>>203093356>>203093369Can't afford the pints?
>>203093283Enjoy, enjoy my friend. I’m on my first, it’s been a slow morning!
sipping a bundaberg ginger beer
I'm 35. I'm still young.
>>203093362Sperm quality peaks after 2-3 days of abstinence then begins to deteriorate after 4 days.Regular ejaculation is very important for maintaining fertility.
>I'm 31, not even that old.
>>203093388bundaberg
>when streets and towns you live near show up on police activity
accidentally moved my forearm over the plume of steam coming out my rice cooker and burnt it
I'm 23 years old and my life is over
>>203093336Not very considerate to our Scottish frequenters.
>>203093382It's a Wetherspoon mate it's not going to be expensive. London is just depressingly vile and overcrowded with wogs, I get angry any time I have to even pass through Victoria.
>>203093411Poo comes from that.
>>203093411haha
I've never been to London, Manchester, Liverpool or Birmingham.
>>203093441is that you kaleb
>>203093401Untrue.
Love coming here and reading all the moany miserable posts that account for 99% of this general's contents. Some laugh this place is
>>203093401So nofap is all for nothing?FFFFUUUUU
What does willy taste like? Not gay just curious
>>203093449don't know who that is, I'm just an autistic loser who lives in the north. I've barely left Yorkshire in my life and I'm 31, been to Leeds and York.
>>203093465Skin mainly
>>203093441are you a jock?
>>203093401test also peaks at 1 week then drops below baseline
>>203093465always imagined it tastes a bit sour and pisslike
>>203093485Nope.
>>203093465Have tasted it on my ex’s breath. Hard to put into words.
buddha says good music comes from a clear mind
You know slags get extra horny on Halloween. It may be your chance to get some fanny. October 26th. Monty Pyke. Be there.
THIS IS OUTRAAAAAAAGEOUS
A job that slowly kills youBruises that won't heal
>I'm 31, not even that old.i'm 27 and even i'll admit that i'm positively geriatric.i do not feel like i relate to young people at all
help
>>203093537She's trans
>>203093388i really liked that passionfruit one
>>203093537halloween is on the 31st mate
>Turn 18>Prostitute yourself in the school uniform your dad bought youSuch is life in Australia
>>203093547fuck off
I didn't relate to young people when I was a young person.Why would I care about relating to them now I'm old?
sex isn't real. it's a psyop.
>>2030935571000 year American Reich
will only come to a meetup if Employed Woman is there xx
playing DH Kaiserreich lads
>>203093577The American Empire will collapse next year according to the laws of Jewish Kingdoms
>>203093572Are you telling me you wouldn’t?
>>203093571sick fuck
>>203093572dont think thats an actual school uniform
Only had four hours sleep and can’t go back to sleep. Fui Ming.
Employed Woman giving all the brit lads blowies in the wetherspoons toilet wearing a sexy little halloween outfit xx
come on lads, get those nonsense posts out so we can get pat the 310 threshold
>>203092346hehehe
Brit meetup being just a dozen awkward lads getting drunk enough to take their turn on some tranny wearing his sisters clothes in the pub toilet
*timelapse of me gooning for 6 hours while a deep voice chants "koyaanisqatsi......" over and over*
>>203093653Better than being at home sad, lonely and depressed
Ant and Dec
>>203093653Poley went to a few meetups and went into the men's toilets while wearing his dresses
>>203093662Is it though? You'll still be sad and depressed but with some guys poo on your cock
>>203093621It clearly is you can google Australian school uniforms and find numerous ones that look the same
might ramble on about absolutely inane daily life shite in the next thread, with extreme attention to pointless details tbqh
remember that time Ant crashed into a pregnant woman's car while high on opioid painkillers that he was addicted to at the time
>>203093678dont think so
Business idea: Get Aisha at the meetup
Dogshit zingers. Calling all dogshit zingers
new>>203093715>>203093715>>203093715
Saving my hilarious posts for the new
>>203093593>>203093593>>203093593real new
by the letter of the law he had the right to do so
mad that
>>203093717Screaming
Toyah and Paul had to dance off. The judges unanimously saved Paul. Toyah was eliminated
mark's shat himself again lads
>>203093914fuck off rubypaedo
I just wanna be really gay
>>203093959>>203093959>>203093959
the last /brit/..
>>203093891Still. He got our hopes up and dashed them.
