rorke's da edition
poo smells lmao
we are here>>203093593>>203093593>>203093593
Poopy shit rape fucking bollocks stabbing them all and fucking shitting
listening to some silly brazilian music
>>203093959society will label this man a pervert for taking the picture (don't get me wrong he is) but not the woman for exposing herself in public like thatour morality is all messed up
got drunk and on the femboy onlyfans againnever drinking again
>Looking at running records>All just Kenyans and Ethiopians>Steve Jones>Just some white bloke from WalesHow'd that happen then? Did they stick a sheep at the finish line?
Fancy a rape, darling?
>>203093976fuck you prick, you made me post my blog post in your shite thread.ahem.Ah yes. Sunday hangover toil going smoothly. don't think I'll be doing the laundry anymore. just had a wank and drank my Dr pepper. probably have some instant noodles for lunch and play the playstation instead.
>>203094023It's a distance that isn't cared about anymore so no one runs it.Any of your bog standard african blood dopers of today will have 20 mile times faster than that but they're not running that event (because it doesn't exist anymore) so the times aren't recorded.
>>203093974blog on
>>203094044I replied to you on the other thread
I genuinely dont get argentinas obsession. Reckon sir queer farmer might give it to them though
Always feel better after a clean shave. Never in my life have I let my beard grow for more than 2 weeks.
>>203094091H982 FKL
>>203094023Kenyans and Ethiopians had access to youth clubs and benefited from explicitly anti racist training programs and if you think genetics has anything to do with it you’re a racist
>>203094085haha cheers lad.gotta save myself for dinner, either steak or roast chicken.
gf went out clubbing last night and has spent the whole morning in the shower crying should I be worried?
>>203094166no she didn't and no she isn'tshut up
>>203094166it's over.
>>203094091Britain's claim to the Falklands predates the existence of the Argentinian state. They have no claim to the islands whatsoever.It's as simple as that.
spent £20 on OF last night but don't remember doing itcould've been worse!
>>203094137Always.
>>203094200Yes but that won't matterPeople who hate Britain and believe in 'Decolonisation' (which is basically a programme to demoralise normal white Brits) are in charge
Dr Mihai… I thought you was dead
my piece of shit gymcel life
>>203094200Um sweaty its geographically close though
massive bumder on secret crush said he wanted a bad boy with a heart of gold. out walks a lanky fart knocker in an oversized pink shirt
>>203093964Foul. There must be a fetish for it.
four miles ran on a raging hangerI'll probs have a nap soon as a reward
>>203094166Put your name on
Purchase a pullup bar. Begin training pullups. yes, you.
>>203094232Yeah? Well Ireland is closer to Great Britain than the Falklands are to Argentina, so I guess that means Ireland belongs to the UK then. Give it back.
>>203094240
>>203094272>I guess that means Ireland belongs to the UK thenAlways has. British Isles
What language should I start learning in preparation of escaping this forsaken sinking island?
>>203094302>not going down with the shipcoward
>>203094302Save the time and effort and just walk in front of a train you cunt.
>>203094302Give us a continent you would like to live on at least
>>203094302Esperanto
Sucking on a ding-dong
>>203094069damn
Free fiendish fancies to all attendees at the meet up. They’re exceedingly good. Should sweeten deal ;)
>>203094340This photo creeps me out for what it represents
>>203093959
>>203094318I would never. The drivers would be traumatised and they don't get paid enough to deal with that.>>203094329Any really (Not Africa or the middle east)
>>203094340
6 eggs down me gob
>>203094295These people need euthanized.
>>203094302I've heard good things about moving to china lad
Might move to China.
>>203094295sovl
>>203094374Mental this bloke once claimed homophobia over people not wanting to stumble across gays bumming each other in public parks
>>203094379good man, good man
free sweet bakery item on the Lidl plus app, get in my son
>>203094420elton john farted on your toast
Mad how fires can move at 100km/hr or more
>>203094420Stop using 4chan as a social media platform you worthless prick
>>203094272I support this
>>203094456Man posted a plate of eggsChill
>>203094360Learn spanish or french or portuguese. They are the easiest language to learn that also have many speakers around the world.
>>2030944564chan IS a social media platform mate
>>203094456lmao at this egglet
I remember having a pint of chocolate milk, an avocado and a pepperami at about 3am.on a side note, you lads seen what they've done to banana and strawberry nesquik? they've added rice flour to them as a bulking agent(?) so now you end up with this weird sludge in the bottom of your glass.
>>203094495>or frenchhe said not africa
EDF is back
>>203094521Complain to them directly, coward. https://www.nestle.co.uk/en-gb/getintouch
>>203094524He didn't say not haiti
>TFW coal burns
>>203094420every single time you post from your sad little incel flat there's dust and crumbs everywheresort it out you little goblin
need to get up but I'm still tired fuck my gay life
Sick of the utter Yank nonsense.
>>203094521Tried to buy a yazoo the other day and they only had "thick and creamy" versions. If I wanted a thick sludgy milkshake I'd buy a frijj or any of the dozen other milkshakes.The whole point of yazoo was that it is just a nice flavoured milk. Now they've gone and made it thick like the others.Woke nonsense.
>>203094584Alright calm down son
loads of signs went up over the sinks in the uni library toilets saying for hand washing only with an image of hands being washedcan only assume that ethnics were washing their pooey bumholes in them
>>203094414He contributed an entire chapter to a pro-paedophilia book that advocates for abolishing the laws on child pornography and the age of consent.Never once heard the LGBTQ movement condemn him or distance themselves from him.He remains one of their heroes.>Chapter 9 of 'Betrayal of Youth'
I want to get my nose wedged right up in between Emma Watson’s bum cheeks as she lets loose a horrendous smelling fart.
>>203094548it's worse than africawe do have nice tropical islands here and there but apart from québec, nothing big
Watch out son the Woke Police might get you!
>>203094595So true. I, like other humans, really love some Yazoo with my Frijj while down at the Garbop
LGBTQ = PAEDO
cloud platform engineers in my company are called "the CP guys"
You lot are funny
had to quit the opioids simply because of the constipation, the last thing i want is my guts bursting open like a dodgy sewer pipe, however if i can find a decent OTC laxative that will counteract that effect then i'll hop straight back on the opies
>>203093959How did I end up fucking hungover in Bruges of all places?
>>203094414went berry foraging last year and didn't know it was a gay cuising spotliterally stumbled across two fells having a go on anothers arse
>>203094622don't see how that would workmore likely people were drinking from it
>>203094622sometimes transwomen need to wash their feminine penis and testicles and usually the sinks in public restrooms are the best place to do soit's normal and healthy for proud transwomen to flop their tackle in there, give it a little wash, dry off then tuck it back into their lingerie and away they go. Educate yourself, bigot.
>>203094662>went berry foraging last yearWind blow the money out of your wallet again?
>>203094595yeah, having tried it I can confirm that frijj is superior to it. I think they still do regular yazoo, it's a low-fat milk apparently. I used to get a big bottle of the strawberry most dad when I was a skinny lad
>>203094657I told you month ago to try to get some magnesium citrate.
>>203094662>went berry foraging last yearthis is the gayest thing I've read all year
>>203094622pooey ethnic arseholes on the mind?
just clocking in for my 14 hour /brit/ shift x
>>203094661Wow sounds like an interesting life haha-harry
ok why was the last one deleted?
mmmmmm... butterscotch
>>203094702must've not noticed then, or been too stoned to remember, cheers for the suggestion
>>203094735posted at 307you know that's not on
>>203094627MOGGED
>>203094735Too much talk about trannies
>>203094735not enough talk about poo
>>203094759why does janny have to be so pedantic?
>>203094761based sana
>>203094780Sorry I think I'm witnessing criticism of the moderation here?
Wish that video of the geordie bloke going to the cruising spot for old fellas was still on youtubeHonestly side splitting viewingthe two old fellas he comes across standing there awkwardly thinking is this guy fancying a bum before he starts calling them dirty old bastards hahahah fucking hell I wish I'd saved a copy
wish i were an alcoholic private investigator with a dark past
Doing the chicken dance.
cos i'm losing my lifelosing my minddick so big oh buddy oh rightlosing my lifelosing my minddicks on fire i'm bumming to tonighti'll be, alrightmy name, is clivei'm coming out to have sex toooniiiight
>>203094796Why do Deanos/ Deanettes love grey furniture?
>>203094796Often wonder what /bimbogf/ life is likeMust be proper fun in the bedroom but trying in public
>>203094797That's not a reportable offence
>>203094796Something very unsexy about it She's obviously attractive but it just feels bland
>>203094796just pengers isn't it
apparently this is the most divisive thing in physicswhich side are you on lads?
>>203094807im almost there just need to become a pi
>>203093959just dont find girls this skinny attractive body of a boy, not a woman
>>203094761me at the back left
>>203094807watch Jack Taylor if you can, nice little series about an alcoholic ex gardai turned private eye in Galway Ireland
>>203094840Is that about the apple on the head
imagine getting whooped by bald malfoy
Had part of this dream where these 2 slightly fat past their best women kept saying to me when i was walking through some town area that i stole their phones, insinuating my phone was actually theirs like it was fact. They followed me around and told people nearby this too. People get involved, soon physically, mainly men.Then also when the dream started running away a little (i was getting hot IRL which woke me up i think) they start saying i stole a bike or something.
>>203094833Global 8
>>203094840the actual most divisive topic is if god is real
>>203094868Japs are extremely meek I'd have a whale of a time outing their cowardice if they posted here
EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYSTHIS FIRE BURNSALWAYS
>>203094845you need to wear argyle socks as well
Sigh... I'm in the company of philistines.
mate's gf corrected me on my pronounciation of "Lynyrd Skynyrd" and I immediately fell in love with hergot a spectacular arse as well
just ran a half marathon
>>203094868weebs are meek too
Thoughts?
>>203094907can they have holes in them
*walks into /brit/ with my gay porn outfit on doing my gay porn dance*
>>203094948yeah
>>203094892given the current state of englishmen, i'd shut up if i were youtheir last prime minister was assassinated, yours took a knee for a dead junkie
>There is, in the human Breast, a social Affection, which extends to our whole Species. Faintly indeed; but in some degree. The Nation, Kingdom, or Community to which We belong is embraced by it more vigorously. It is stronger still towards the Province to which we belong, and in which We had our Birth. It is stronger and stronger, as We descend to the County, Town, Parish, Neighbourhood, and Family, which We call our own. -- And here We find it often so powerfull as to become partial, to blind our Eyes, to darken our Understandings and pervert our Wills.>It is to this Infirmity, in my own Heart, that I must perhaps attribute that local Attachment, that partial Fondness, that overweening Prejudice in favour of New England, which I feel very often and which I fear sometimes, leads me to expose myself to just Ridicule.>New England has in many Respects the Advantage of every other Colony in America, and indeed of every other Part of the World, that I know any Thing of.>1. The People are purer English Blood, less mixed with Scotch, Irish, Dutch, French, Danish, Sweedish &c than any other; and descended from Englishmen too who left Europe, in purer Times than the present and less tainted with Corruption than those they left behind them
>>203094868usual suspects
I'm so white I sleep soundly
>>203094952imagine zesty /brit/ boys doing this...
https://x.com/FearedBuck/status/1842601300070224243
>>203094868why were they fighting?
>>203094965>tp>tf
no poofsno vegan shiteno foren muckno frenchno pakisend of
>>203094965ok 190
might go to a normie party and spike the drinks with jimsonweed
>>203094965Greg you can’t talk mate
>>203094963Polish moment
>>203094963for whatever reason he what?
>>203095035We can, even online and we don't get tossed in prison for it. Let's drop it, it's sunday and i don't feel like being mean. Just respect japanese people, they're better than us in many ways.
>>203095007red shirt guy is some yank hapa "body builder" internet personality went over to japan and thats the result
>>203095074Good boy.
*puts my hand on your bellend*Hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v74vH3LjSuo
weebs are severely mentally ill
imagine if every atom within the borders of the united states split at once causing an explosion that could be seen from thousands if not millions of light years away
>>203095141Yeah?
Mental how much the aussies let the yanks fuck them over
>1922>Some Russian dude tells Einstein about his idea about an expanding universe>Einstein said shut up that's dumb>Everyone ignored Einstein and said yo what if there was this infinitely hot and dense single point that suddenly blew up and expanded at infinite speeds creating the universe>Some other people also thought it was dumb and made a different theory where matter gets created constantly so the density of the universe remains the same>Everyone forgot about all this after a while after the people researching the cool exploding theory got given money to study it>Over 100 years later we still assume the universe just exploded one day and appeared despite their being literally zero evidence of it and it's just loosely based off something some Russian guy thought of one dayReckon the scientists are as dumb as the religious fellas
>>203094965>their last prime minister was assassinatedWhat's that got to do with cowardice you odd little cunt?
>>203095165Most self aware brit
>>203095107OI!
>>203095074>largest percentage of Muslims in EuropeOnly thing you’re dropping is your pants for Mamadou to slide his big senegalese mamba inside haha
I heard you went WOKE
>>203095197jestingyou lads are actually alri. don't deserve some of the shit you get
>>203095184the samurai spirit is still alive in nihon
ay oh let's go
>>203095199then I went BROKE
>>203095198boom boom boomlet me hear you say spaino~
I am not kidding 2015 was NINE years agoTHAT WASNT EVEN LIKE THE START OF THE 2010S THAT WAS LITERALLY THE MIDDLE BIT
>>203093964>Braunsteinof course
rorke went woke
toilstein just called me and said that unfortunately this afternoon I will need to put together an urgent report that can be delivered tomorrow morning 9am
do you need amazon prime to enjoy the deals on prime day
>>203094952would send this whore into the great beyond
>>203095162
>>203095262In 12 weeks it will have been 10 years ago.
Greatness always prevails.
>>203095294dunno. probably
>>203095250sn loves muslims and immigration because he is one
Need to make 10 grand in 5 months. Answers on a postcard.
>>203095262I think what makes me feel 'old' as a 31 year old is that there are things I remember doing as a young adult that were now a decade ago. Even in the mid 20s you cast your mind back ten years and you were still a goofy kid/teen.
you've just gone and madone'd,you have gone and madone'd,oof, oof, oof,honey
NEED this
>>203095364get a job that pays 24k a year after tax
>>203095143would still be less forceful than the liquid poos and sulphur gas leaving my arse after a night on guinness
>>203095078is he not being beaten up by a huwhite man or is it just a very bald jap?
Depressive thoughts back in my head again
theres never been a good post with a wojack or pepe the frog attached
>>203095384you're an island nation ladm8
2005 compared to 2015 was like two completely different universes2015 compared to 2025 is like... last month
got the kpop on
Don't much appreciate being ignored.
>>203094965
Australian posts used to be good. What happened?
blackbros...
>>203095414yeah baldy is white
want to do ket but dealerberg stopped selling it in the time since i last done it so i'm supposed to have got the dark net sorted int he last 2 weeks but i just can't be arsed at all and so i've carried on being all miserable and suicidal instead and might jump in front of a train
this bum has a poo in it
>>203095475hey that's mine
>>203095434hi
>>203095456believe this is called a 'joke'
ktim
chicken, eggs and rice for tea
>>203095475always nice when you find a bit of sweetcorn or a string of asparagus and realise your newest turd has within it a little of a week-old meal
poo barmer
>>203095429Time is just becoming completely indistinct Look at Glastonbury performances from like 2012 and you could easily tell someone it was a couple of years ago
>>203095502KTIMMMM
sir gay gooner
>>203095502grotesque mother wojak in these
i am a true,what?i am a true fuschnick
>>203095425ok mate, maybe try Reddit or mumsnet
>>203095515Is that Rupert Murdoch?
>>203095504yeah especially when it smells like a rotten egg
>>20309550224 is an age where if you don't have things semi sorted out it's unlikely you ever will
Hate being straight. Wish I was gay. Can't stand dealing with women. Stupid lovely soft beautiful women. Hate them.
>>203095556frog posting imbecile
>>203095107not on is it
>>203095448you grew up
>>203095567not true at all
>>203095559no it's Robert Maxwell
Nearly dropped £24 on a chinese takeaway delivery while pissed last night before coming to my senses and sticking a frozen pizza inActually mental how expensive takeaway food is now, how do the povvos and runts who can't cook afford to live on this stuff?
>>203095563yeah maybe if it's been baking for a week, but I mean more if you have a few shits in between and then do a turd and see sweetcorn from a week ago and realise you've just shifted a stubborn little nugget of undigested attitude
screaming
The whole last 8 months i thought about nothing but how long ago things were.All the timeEvery waking moment
>>203095567NahYou should have an idea of where you're going but you don't need to be 'sorted' with a few solid things in place until your late 20s desu
craving a wank, a whisky, a strong black coffee and some stinky cheese with crackersmight watch the celtic annihilate ross county as well
>>203095609gangnam style. 12 years
>>203095591baffles me how the normcunts at work consistently complain about being out of pocket yet spend £30 daily on takeaways
>>203095591>>202321898
>>203095600there's a player called l'jarius sneed in the nfl
>>203095567thisAny gap in your CV will be brought up at the job interview. You’ll end up working at some shitty warehouse for the rest of your life
>>203095591was going to get a two for one deal on a papa johns last week and it was £28 for the cost of one fucking pizza, wasn't even stuffed crust or anything the era of getting cheap filling and tasty food delivered to your door is over
>>203095625Subsidised canteen at my placeMain meal of the day £6 (big plate of good food), regular things (lasagne, pie and chips etc) £4, hot sandwiches £3 People still complain about it being too much
>>203095502KAHTEEM
>>203095623still the best kpop song after all these years
you know i've worked a lot of shit jobs over the years but nothing was as shit as taking calls at 13cabsi sympathise with taxi drivers being cunts now, if i had to deal with the australian public at large physically and not just take calls i'd be in a perma fight-or-flight state too
>>203095660I had a 1 year+ gap where I did absolutely nothing and lived off my savings. I just said I had long covid and it was never questioned
>>203095567>>203095660not truewas neet from 21-24 after finishing uni now 29 and earning above average salary with almost £100k in the bank
>>203094360>they don't get paid enough to deal with thatThey get 60k a year and keep going on strike for more.
>>203095637don't get it
>>203095693learning to suck dick done wonders for you huh
>>203095660depends, recruiters in some industries are aware of how shit the markets are
might build an earthen henge in the garden
>They get 60k a year and keep going on strike for more.
>>203095719yeah your dad taught me well
fucking hell just want the footie to startbeen up since bleedin 4am or somethingso insanely bored
irish diaspora taking a pilgrimage to the emerald isle to discover their roots
>>203095667Deliveroo/Uber Eats/Just Eat has done thisWe've become hooked on the convenience of being able to have literally anything we want whenever we want, just a click of a button away, so they know they know have carte blanche to take the piss with prices In ye olden days when you had to call up one of maybe two or three local takeaways five times to get through onto the line, you'd often have to go and get it yourself if you just wanted food for one, so they'd make it cheap for one person in order to get people through the doorsNow the apps inflate the food price compared with in-restaurant, there's a delivery fee AND a service charge at the same time. Mental.
>>203095745corr men kicking balls count me in
28 and still don't have my life sorted after over 2 years of trying
>>203095738being a faggot is worse than having family that are faggots, nice self own for admitting it lmao
O'Rourke spotted in the wild
>>203095745which footy?2 bongs till new york jets v minnesota vikings at tottenham stadium
>>203095763you are brown
>>203095761you don't need to have everything lined up, but as long as you have a stable job with prospects in the future and a decent relationship, you're doing better than a lot of people
>>203095774should have gone for the like father like son angle
>>203095745Ross County vs Celtic is onI'm looking forward to Atletico Madrid at 8pm, so I can see how Conor Gallagher fares against Real Sociedad :)
>>203095771the actual footie
>>203095771>new york jets v minnesota vikings at tottenham stadium
>>203095774and certain parts of me are dark brown, ask your mother
get the poos pooed
get the poos wanked
immigrants have a weird mentality. got one at work whos a stupid cunt and spends all day complaining about how lazy we are. all jokes aside, who moves to a country and acts like that? thats psycho shit. if i moved to somewhere, like Germany, I would just keep my mouth shut forever and just be grateful to be there
>>203095712Someone was talking about getting a KFC and some lad went on a rant about how he could buy 96 sausage rolls for tesco for less. People started taking the piss about buying 20 rustlers burgers for a bbq.https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/202319950/#q202321831Dunno you just reminded me of it and I thought it was funny
wonder how long before the pornographic jew starts letting trannies into blacked and blacked raw
>Ross County vs Celtic is onYikes the diaspora zoomer is here
ah FRIDAY FINAL HERED ! long worked weeks and days ended . RESULT ? ACCEPTS !! WAY WARRIOR NOW REMEMBER ! topic discuses . ONLY FORWARD !!!!
configuring a poo
i'm the drama~
>>203095829it's just banter
>>203095840I'm from the East Riding and all of my family are English, but okay
>>203095850I am the danger.
that's lunch sorted
dull shitty
Visit Hull
>>203095829just tell him if he doesn't like it he can go back home
>>203095874£50 takes the absolute michael
i'm 27 and i've literally just accepted that i'm a failure and my life's a complete write-off lol
>>203095874scraniel
>>20309595027 was when I gave up, it only gets worse
>>203095950Fancy a shag lad?
corrr imagine having a daughter
>>203095874reminded me of dominos 50% off sale that ends todayfinna get some low quality slop in high quantities
>>203095950I'm glad you've come back to reality spaino
>>203095950I was a worrier until that age, then I learnt to just accept my place in life and I've felt great since then
>>203095950ktim :)
>>203094915how did you say it
NO MILLY
>>203095950Reckon most people go through this. Older zoomers are calling it the quarter life crisis. Late 20s is when things just slow down a bit and you reach ceilings in your career and aspirations tone down a little bit. Its a mild depression but it will pass
made music but I hate it because it sounds like gay porn music and now I feel demoralized
>>203094915>pale brunette with good calves, living in semi-poverty in an american trailer parkthe dream woman
>>203095874yank tier
Englands 9/11, why did they do it bros?
and then skylar was like: i fucked ted : )
>>203096007led zeppelin
>>203096007Lie-nerd Sky-nerd
>brighton vs tottenham at 4.30woke
>>203096029post it
>>203096029send it to gay porn producers, get paid
>>203096007Lee-nerd Skee-nerd
>>203096007L'nard Sk'nard
>>203096081>>203096081>>203096081
NEW>>203096089>>203096089>>203096089
>>203096029all part of the process
>>203096087>>203096095stupid cunts
>>203096019Worst post ITT
>>203096007sur keer stormer
>>203096110Mine was posted at #310
>>203095463Hope you get filled in by the plod.
