they/them gf edition
Winners win.Losers play spreadsheets.Follow us and we will teach you the beautiful game.
we're all in here>>203096089>>203096089>>203096089
>28 years old>still live at home>hair is thinning>kissless handholdless virgin>no friends for 10 years at this point>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online>hobbies/interests are all solitary things>poor social skills>panic about being exposed as a virgin>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected>afraid to show my own personality around women>filled with regrets and humiliation>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me>will never have a family of my own>relatives similar in age to me are starting families>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself>feel awkward and start panicking whenever I'm in a room and relationships/sex/romance comes up>given up any hope of ever having a GF or sex without paying a prostitute>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation>tried using Bumble, hardly any likes>started a new job earlier this year, but I hate it>recently messaged someone I went to school with, turns out he's doing a PhDMy life is so shit. I still unironically am in my childhood bedroom. Everyone I went to school with probably has a good life now.My only positives are that I've got a decent chunk of money saved.
thinking about harold shipman
that apu cartoon was never really funny, have a theory only foreigners found it mildly amusing because of the cultural crossovers mixing everything up nobody really knows whats going on. a bit like eurovision, too many people getting involved and its just shit
absolute CHOON alerthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4AQbsCz1AY
>>203096112Nah
>>203096115Are you bullied bumhole lad?
>>203096115bro writing this scroll like he in skyrim
Doing some... things.
>>203095994i'm feeling the same. it's weird; at 22 i was far more panicked about my future than i am now at 27. it's like at 22 there was still hope, still potential that i was squandering - but at 27 all that hope and potential is gone and it's futile to try and chase it. you can just give up peacefully and relax. it's catharsis
>>203096180you neeting and living with mumsie?
I literally never make a post past 280 in any thread kek
>>203096213right now, yes. i spent years toiling though, i've got a lot saved up.
>>203096115>28 years oldbased>still live at homecringe>hair is thinningcringe>kissless handholdless virgincringe>no friends for 10 years at this pointbased>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting onlinebased>hobbies/interests are all solitary thingsbased>poor social skillsbased>panic about being exposed as a virginbased>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejectedbased>afraid to show my own personality around womenbased>filled with regrets and humiliationbased>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked mebased>will never have a family of my ownbased>relatives similar in age to me are starting familiesbased>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husbandbased>constantly self-conscious and critical of myselfcringe>feel awkward and start panicking whenever I'm in a room and relationships/sex/romance comes upbased>given up any hope of ever having a GF or sex without paying a prostitutebased>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversationbased>tried using Bumble, hardly any likescringe>started a new job earlier this year, but I hate itbased>recently messaged someone I went to school with, turns out he's doing a PhDbased18 baseds5 cringes
>>203096217you're part of the problem
Really I would be fine if I could swallow my pride and get some meaningless full-time job but I'm too entitled and conceited so I believe I am owed the lifestyle of a well paid professional job (while doing nothing to work towards that lifestyle).
>>203096062>>203096065shan't
>>203096217shook
>>203096252Don’t care, enjoy having your boring late posts ignored
>>203096180Maybe you could've done what you wanted if you put the effort in.
your 20s are horrible and you will crash by 28, everybody does, get over it
>>203096273there is nothing i wanted to do, never has been, never will be.
hmm...hmm...hmm...
>>203096266if everyone had the same mindset as you then /brit/ would just stop
>>203096287based
>>203096180KTIM 22 yo
>>203096287Not sure what you were worried about then.
>>203096291yeah?
>just work yourself to death bro you'll feel accomplished or somethinglol shut up every man's dream is to live out life with as minimal effort put in to anything as possible at all times while maintaining happiness and contentment.
>>203096180>all that hope and potential is gone and it's futile to try and chase itkek, recently had a melty that lead to this revelation
...---...
>>203096337...yeah
>>203096081this thing is so disgusting she took advantage and molested a drunk milly alcock up on stage for everyone to see like the predatory dyke she is
>>203096353alright
always a bit werid when you agree to a discord cam wank with a lad and he's left handedjust looks so awkward and unnatural
thinking about making a line of luxury vapes called "burton vapes' and gonna make an advert where some northern coal miners are chatting and one says 'ay, where's dave gone' and the other miner says 'oh he's gone for a burton' cue one coal miner running all of yorkshire, through the mines, jumping over explosions, through the dales, all to not find himwhen he goes back to the mine, he sees dave. the miner says 'ay alri lad i was told ye went missin' and dave pulls out his vape, with 'burton' written on the side, and dave adds 'no pal, not me, i just went for a Burton' Dave hands the miner a brand new one, freeze frame of them both toking on a Burton vape eachanyone want to invest?
>33 years old>Balding>Pale skin with dark hair all over it>Ugly face>Strange body shape with pudgy fat around thighs and man tits>Cross eyed without my glasses>Bad teeth>B.O>Zero social skills>Obviously a virgin that has never even held a girl's hand or felt like a girl has ever looked at me without recoiling or laughing>Can't even get any matches on grindr for some companionship even though I'm not gay>Zero career prospects beyond being a mere wageslave in shit shops, cafes, fast food etc>Zero friends>Can't drive>Can't cycle without looking like a spastic>Get social anxiety on public transport>Can't get on PIP and Universal Credit for whatever reason>No savings>Family hate me and laugh at me>Neighbours think I'm a pedophile>Have been stopped by police for no reason other than for them to bother and hector me several times>Get banned on 4chan all the time for trivial things others get away with>Can't even get drunk or take drugs to numb my existence as I have allergic reactions to literally everything
>>203096363not alright
>>203096081Whomstdve is that? Theythemvtdve look familiar.
Im 22 and think i have a musical calling and will reach my peak at 32 and my best album will come out by then
>>203096385the main woman from Game Of Thrones house of the dragon
>>203096371I'll invest ten million but Dave has to be black
Cum in your pants.Now.Do it.Feel the release. The sensation.
gym and big shop complete. now i can chill and scran the rest of the day i imagine some of you wretched slugs are still in bed
>>203096401ktim but 28 year old neetby 38 I will be a chad
>>203096115>>203096378Whining is the most unmanly behaviour ever. Even some troon faggots are more masculine than people who whine.
>>203096370We all gay here?
>>203096401lol the world will be a complete dump in 10 years time
>>203096401Me but I will be film director with some minor acting roles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_grooming_gangs_in_the_United_Kingdom>The Muslim grooming gang panic is a moral panic alleging that Asian (specifically South Asian, Pakistani and Muslim) men are sexually abusing young White girls in the United Kingdom. Right-wing and far-right activists, as well as more mainstream individuals, helped popularise the terminology in the 2010s.There's also a proposal to change the title to "Grooming Gang Moral Panic in UK" which already has majority supportWikipedia is fully compromised by ideologues
can't play spy in tf2 to save my life
>>203096438no, /brit/ is a straight shaggers general
>>203096438No.
>>203096378There must be a reason why your neighbours think you're a paedophile. People don't just throw around accusations like that without some grain of truth or incriminating evidence.
>>203096407Thanks
>>203096417i can go as far as Dave being black but also covered in soot
get the migrants wanked with your arse
Now is the time for me to become a big movie writer/director. I've witnessed years of what not to do.
>>203096445Mental how I don’t have the energy to care anymore
1 in 50 albanians in this country currently in prison. complete silence from leftypol. suppose it conflicts with his narrative so its the usual head straight into the sand response
Just spent 3 minutes pulling this dry lump of shite out me hairy bum hole
>>203096452Guess you'll die then.
>>203096445That's genuinely upsettingUtter freaks, need their heads caving in
>>203096528
get the migrants shagged
>>203096513Kek sameIf the average mong in this cunt doesn't care then why should I pull my hair out over it
maybe if we wanked them off they wouldn't rape our kids
Cash is king.Drink pints.
>>203096528bro has plastic arse hair
none of this would be happening if men just MGTOWd
You're all sad as fuck. Weird little freaks that nobody liked and just sat in the corner being a weird little freak. Little losers on a sontag afternoon.
Leftypol sisters...
>>203096508Would it be better to be a director, writer, or cinematographer?
>>203096582sorry
Trying to summon up the courage to email my old manager to see if I can go back to my previous company, but I can't do it.Does this mean I don't actually want to go back? I'm paralysed by indecision.
Went to a house party for the first time yesterdayCan't believe this is how normies liveHappy, laughingŘŚ bantering, no hate Now I'm back in my smeggy bedroom posting here
The Car in Front is a Toyota
>>203096587need them back in f1
not been here in a weekjust stopping by againi might be gone another month after thisits better that way
>>203096587The White and Yellow handshake
>>203096524>the silence:
*thoroughly describes how I am going to slowly torture and kill you and get away with the entire debacle whilst Vivaldi's Four Seasons plays*
>>203096628mate what the fuck is a ŘŚ
>>203096620i wish you were fucking paralysed then you wouldnt constantly make these dog shit posts.
Youve been my favourite for a long time anon :)
SEATAuto Emocion
>>203096628have a wank and cheer up you grumpy cunt x
>>203096081What's life like in England?
>>203096663>heems you>>203096671>heems you
>The comma in the Arabic script used by languages including Arabic, Urdu, and Persian, is "upside-down" ⟨،⟩ ( U+060C ، ARABIC COMMA), in order to distinguish it from the Arabic diacritic ḍammah ⟨ُ⟩ representing the vowel /u/, which is similarly shaped.
>>203096445>>203096539I lost faith in Wikipedia to cover British politics neutrally after seeing the Northern Independence Party fiasco when a bunch of these twitter mongs brigaded and wrote that entire article like as if it were a major political force, even brigaging deletion discussions so the article would stay up. Even the guy behind the party made an article about himself and would threaten legal action against anyone adding details about his antisemitism or other controversies. Years ago all of that shit would have been grounds for indefinite blocks on Wikipedia.Naturally several years on, the Northern Independence Party is completely dead in the water, as expected.
>>203096667trying too hard, try again little buddy
THE ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE™
>>203096697shut up nonce
>>203096680grim, dire, bleak
>>203096680Full of azerbaijan raping decapitators
>>203096680suffering
*pushes you up against the wall**looks at you intently**kisses you passionately*tasty...i want more...*smirks*
>>203096694kek reminds me of how Mark Felton edits his own wikipedia page found that out last night, how the fuck does anyone take him seriously still
>heems the poster above>heems the poster below
Why are sundays so impressing
>>203096727depends how he's editing it really
>>203096694>northern independence party>run out of brightoninteresting
>had another falling down a flight of stairs nightmare
>>203096711Huh? Why are they in England?
Got drunk and texted the radioman abuse -_- also forgot my pin for my card
>>203096563Most of the sexual encounters that happened in the grooming gang cases were with the incentive of alcohol, drugs or money for the child. It is rape because children can't consent. But it's like those old western boomers that go to diddle kids in SEA, the kids should be better looked after by governmental bodies so they can't be exploited by predatory groups.
>>203096719*removes a wig to reveal you just kissed my disguised arse**wipes the lipstick of my arsehole*got you!
>>203096694>his antisemitism>norf independence Youre seething Jewboy
>Initially, the party was led by Proudfoot. He stood down in July 2022 due to professional commitments[13] and was replaced by David Heaven.[1] Proudfoot went on to join the Green Party on 19 November 2023lol
>>203096742he keeps trying to remove a sentence about a German tank museum calling him out for false info, his page got protected because he kept doing it
Free entertainment on here every day It's like 30 Michael McIntyres, endless hilarity
>>203096694>Naturally several years on, the Northern Independence Party is completely dead in the water, as expected.Unlike the Social Democratic Party which continues to pick up steam.
>>203096752i had a nightmare where i was suddenly teleported into murky great white shark infested waters.
I reckon a Ukraine situation would sort us out as a nation. Yes many lads would die but the remainder would look forward and rebuild like they did post ww2. Little scrotes like you would get killed and only deanos survive.
>>203096719women really read this shit and instantly spaff everywhere
>>203096752
>>203096792Other way round you clueless mong. Little scrotes like me survived all those wars.
why does every advert offering some kind of deal or offer say Northern Ireland is excluded
>>203096761used to text abuse to my dealer when I was pissed off my head at 3am and he wasn't replyingeventually I think he blocked me because he just stopped responding altogether
>>203096760They like the culture.
>>203096792i'm not even joking when i say that it'd be better off for everyone if i were dead loli'm a drag on the taxpayer and i'm genetic trash
>>203096587they're sponsoring other people now
>>203096788clouston comes across well whenever i've seen him interviewed
Thanking the industrial revolution for spawning weak chinned fuck ugly hairless ectomorphs like me
>>203096820Haha classic
>>203096792The smart man would go all in with Russia. Sorry but Im not laying down my life for mohammed and trannies
>>203096849fuck up lawnmower man
>>203096783still still hard to reach a conclusion. what if the tank museum are wrong. he'd be well within his rights to delete that
>>203096824You'd get conscripted either way and kill yourself with ptsd because you haven't got a new build and a plastic lass to go home to.
Genius tip for you no-hopers
>>203096830Every life has value even if it's not so apparent.
>>203096445>ideologuesJews
>>203096835He's a good man. He'll continue to build the party but it will probably have a new leader by the time it gets into parliament.
>>203096833Do Nafris move to small French towns in the countryside? Have you ever seen one.
Sir Keir Starmer
might do a shit shave shower quicklymight have a wank first
>>203096920wtf
sir senior freezer
Fairly certain I was taught by mark felton's brother.
watch out got a bogey on your six beep bow bam boom pew bomwhooh that was close..
>>203096930im going to have a wank now too hey we can be wank pals
sir air fryer
Sir Kier Starmer
>>203096914depends, sometimes a leftist mayor will approve some social housing project in a small town and that's usually when things turn to shit
>>203096829Then it can't be good...
Sir Free Ticketer
>>203096920?
This is his dadRorke my son
>>203096957>>203096960Is there any connection between these two?
>>203096873Zachy was telling us tips like this in the Simpcord.
Put the phone camera on to take that pic of the pooey bum hair and always like to take a pic of myself when i accidentally have it on selfie mode because its quite funny and sometimes i look alright and im surprised
>>203096788>>203096889They desperately need to rebrand themselves and stop holding on to the SDP name.Most people still think of the 80s party when they hear it.Also they need to ditch that nonce Rod Liddle.
>>203096981always a catch with these placesalways
>>203096981Fuck me I've posted it wrong two times now
>>203096981caving her face in with a mattock
Hitler was right
Sir Grass Mower
>>203096871the onus is on him to provide evidence instead of deleting it
>>203096985along with his unrivalled test cricket knowledge post-2003?
>>203096962I'd imagine that the ones in the smaller towns-cities are more integrated and less Nafri like?
>>203097013lol does he not know how stupid his ears look flopping about
Sir Shop Popper, you lads want anything?
well?
Okay I never actually downloaded the webm in the first place but anywayThis is rorke's dad
>>203096878even the lives of vile murderers?
>>203096770fun fact, SEA natives and other asians nonce kiddos at a far higher rate in these pedo resorts than westerners dodoesnt make it alri of course, but at least government here try to put a stop to it
>>203096991Agreed but they'll only be able to rebrand once 99% of voters know who they are. Don't know what the name should be changed to though.
>>203096957>>203096960190 singlehandedly keeping the PM relevant
>>203097061macarena mamacita!
{finish the following sentence}Most people know me as a _______
>>203096999None, she's specifically hired to boost morale of the workers thereCheaper to hire her than pay them more
kind of insane how i am probably one of the only non-evil people alive.everyone else has at least SOME capacity for evil.except me.
>>203097061Im bringing weak chins back into fashoon
>>203096871the tank museums little message to the 'tank community' is pathetic
>>203097061The one on the left just has a weaker snout.
*uploads a pic of food on my instagram story*look im finally becoming a normie!!
>>203097090Poo Barmer
>>203097061gato: sleepshuman: toilsyeah im thinking gato is chad
MENTAL how pooey and hairy my bumhole is
>>203097138Crusty battered bumhole lad
>>203097035again, deoendsplenty of young ones like to gangster it up even though mummy still does their laundry
>>203097090Sir Thomas Hardy, 1st Baronet
like to havee brandenburg concertos no. 3 on when i browse this general
oh my days keir baby what is you doing
>>203097034Yeah that's him.
>>203097075SEA has nonces visit all over from the Western world, Japan and recently China. I imagine in the next few decades it'll be Indians too if things don't shape up.I know quite a few guys that go to Thailand for sex tourism (I was a security guard when I was younger), never confirmed it but I can never look at somebody the same again.
just measured myself on the stadiometer still 5'8 (173cm), ladswhy botherno point
>>203097182This government is an absolute disaster and it's strange that they had 14 years of mistakes to learn from.
>>203097138just dont shave it. you'll regret it
>>203097075>but at least government here try to put a stop to itlmao
>>203097164*court martials you*
>>203097209kfc?
>>203097209burgers?
your mum is trying to find out who arse raped that lad from baby reindeer
perro caca
>>203097212did this once ended up with poo particles and poo pubes in my shaver and a hugely itchy arse after
>>203097203libdembros...it's time
>beaten by a disabled AfricanLel
>>203097263cars?
I heard Sir Keir Starmer has bought an Eagle E-Type Low Drag GT for a king's ransom. I heard his hair looks normal but feels very hard. Heard he is on the shortlist for the next Bond.
>>203097201boo hoo niggaman up
>>203097248exceedingly good post
>>203097263>disabled Africanoxymoron
>>203097263fun part of 2024 commercials is trying to guess what theyre trying to sell me
>>203097263Cars?
can't wait to watch the football, fucking hate the boring shit but I've fuck all else to do
https://github.com/drunohazarb/4chan-captcha-solver :-)
>>203097255that too but i ended up rubbing my ringpiece because it felt good
yer ma posted some suggestions on how to find jay slater
>>203097306
>>203097306been using for a few months and it's great
>>203097306virus
>>203097209mineral trajectory
>>203097305>>>/sp/
I like my birds like I like my milk, silky white and Japanese in origin.
>>203097305man united hatewatch will be one for the books todaynot watching woke brighton vs madri tottenham
This is real btw
>>203097182Insane how this woman was literally responsible for bringing down Boris Johnson and nobody thinks it's strange how she was immediately appointed Starmer's chief of staff, and in fact the media actively called people pointing it out "conspiracy theorists"
>>203097138cooooorrrrrrrrrr lets have a sniff
wtf ladscurrently scranning a tesco own brand salted caramel coretto and i cannot convey how scran it is
Britain has the best weather you CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
>>203097373ok *passionately sucks your cock*
>>203097363You do realise criticising Starmer is antisemitic and hence illegal?
>>203097182>put in charge of establishing the Nations and Regions project which will effectively erode parliamentary powerah so now she has even more power than beforewell done Keir
>>203097363>nobody thinks it's strange how she was immediately appointed Starmer's chief of staffIt was absolutely commented-on at the time as being sabotage, there's literally zero reason to lie.
>>203097379imagine /brit/ boys doing this...
>>203097306my computer just crashed, wtf is this shit?
Sir Sue Graymer
Wheyyyy
>>203097419just lads havin a laff, nothing gay about it
>>203097447KWAB
This is what we're up againstBad actors spreading disinformation online to fuel intolerance.Teams of lawyers from the rich and powerful trying to stop us publishing stories they don’t want you to see. Lobby groups with opaque funding who are determined to undermine facts about the climate emergency and other established science. Authoritarian states with no regard for the freedom of the press.
FLCLC
MAN SEX
>>203097507https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/sep/18/the-rise-of-britishcore-100-experiences-that-define-and-unite-modern-britons
>>203097350Irish diaspora zoomy fuck offGo watch celtic in their little haggis shagger trainspotter league pummel some farmers
Sir Tony Blair
>>203097507mad how it's now climate emergency instead of global warming because it pissed it down all summer
>>203097518Girls when they see a FLC
>>203097447
>Muslims humiliate themselves for the 1000th timeit's all so tiresome
want the new fifa but it's 60 quid
OH LAWD DEM RANGS
Got a mega parlay lined up for today
Writing in Joe Biden's name on the ballot
DUUUUUUDE NGUBU JUST SCORED FOR SAUDI FC BASED IN IRRELEVANT PAKI TOWN
Feeling... ziggeristic
>>203097507yeah?
>>203097572webm?
if you ever want to break the ice with a normie zillenial just do the "AGUEROOOOO" commentary they absolutely love it
DUUUDE ME AND ALL THE OTHER THOUSAND WHITE TRASH FANS WERE SINGING FOR GAYVINHO AFTER HE SCORED HIS 3RD PENALTY OF THE NIGHT IT WAS FRIGGIN EPICCCCC
Horny for other women who aren't my gf all the time Is cheating worth it for the excitement and thrill? Or is it just immediate regret and disappointment
>>203097603
>>203097627get writing the new foo fighters album dave lad and get off here
Wish I hadn't looked up that smartschoolboy9 shit ugh
wank, eat, sleep, work, wank, eat, sleep, work, wank, eat, sleep, work, wank, eat, sleep, work, wank, eat, sleep, work, wank, eat, sleep, work, wank, eat, sleep, work, wank, eat, sleep, work, wank, eat, sleep, work, wank, eat, sleep, work,
OMG ARE YOU WATCHING THE DERBY??APPARENTLY THIS YEAR NONE OF THE PLAYERS ARE EVEN FROM THE SAME COUNTRY AS US LET ALONE THE SAME TOWN, GOD I LOVE BEING A FAN I LOVE SUPPORTING I LOVE NGUBU
>>203097659mad how peng she was
>>203097558download fifa 04
is the virgin having a melty over the footy again?
MASSIVE 3 POINTS IN THAT 1-0 AGAINST SHITTINGTON TOWN, IM SO GLAD I WATCHED ALL 1 HOUR AND 40 MINUTES OF IT+ ANALYSIS AND PUNDITRY OMGGG
might convert to mormonism
>>203097668Meh, I own shares in my local club so I actually have a vested interest in their performance. Keep going though you're making yourself look really clever and above it all.
>>203097701basedget total club manager as well for football fusion~
>>203096667Rude
>>203097716I'm a firm believer in moronism
>>>/sp/aki
>>203097720basedowned that picked last in school gimpy shitter
>>203097701AND YOU JERK IT OUT
that lad who stops posting at 280 has officially stopped posting in this thread
>>203097716loads of fitties
>>203097779we should all stop posting too to teach him a lesson
>>203097716utah looks lovely desu
absolutely pissing it down outside
>>203097800No it isn't
Britain is controlled by an anti-white gay porn mafia
>>203097813hello liz!
>>203097716why are they all coming out of the jamaican embassy?thank god belgium isn't here
>>203097800sorry about that
Israel
>>203097716They all take it up the arse as well because they think that's keeping your virginity
>>203097813and im the capo
>>203097829will grow larger
drunkslagskissingeachothermong loves his fucking drunk slags kissing each other
>>203097836it isall gays are virgins
corr imagine being a peng ting and kissing other peng tings
ridiculously early new>>203096089>>203096089
>>203097846
>>203097716For me, it's Alyssa Grenfell.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h8ecpifkfA
there are lads in this thread too scared to post right now, they shook
pooin' and fartin'
fartin' and pooin'
and pooin' fartin'
bump limit reached
>>203096081>>203096081>>203096081NEW NEW NEW
>>203097923>>203097970>>203098003chuck a shart in for me will ya?
