Minutemen editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgv522f5wfU
poo smells lmao
Starting to lose it with northerners, the victim complex is infuriating. Hur dur I am le poor... B-b-b but It's soooo much better up north and we can't stand Southerners, but God forbid we don't suck off London for money. Even worse than the fucking Scots.
No shortage of Minutemen in /brit/ that's certain
>Tottenham>SpursKWABKWABKWABBIG ANGE MAAAAAAAAAAAATE IT'S OVAAAAAAAAAAA
>>203107638kys pedononce
guys I think I just finally truly got over this one lass. Weird feeling that
Spurs just blew a 2-0 lead lmao
>>203107638It also has no shortage of mentally ill pedo niggers like you
LOVE when you bait somebody so hard they pull out the "were only PRETENDING to be retarded"like yeah i was, idiot, and you fell for it like a chump lmao
>>203107686are the men kicking the ball? fascinating stuff
>>203107716weirdo
Didn't realise that Camilla Tominey has got some fairly big mummy chebs
>>203107716Really is pointless. To think they're paid so handsomely
>>203107342northerner herei say ALL these things>suck off London for moneywe get no funding
>>203107716Is the greasy haired dweeb typing on his mechanical keyboard? Fascinating stuff.
>>203107777Bodied that gimp
southernies unironically think sheffield is in the northsheffielders unironically think sheffield in the north
>>203107784think I would enjoy having a raccoon as a pet little fella running around my house washing things with his paws
>>203107777seethe on, redditoid
we all enjoy a bbc in the north
>>203107777
How come we don't eat seagulls. They're everywhere, they're annoying as fuck, and some of them are absolutely massive - there must be a decent amount of meat on those bones.
>>203107746I know she's been blacked. I have a sense for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEcYDer4Nog
>>203107746>TomineyIrish diaspora
you know i might watch some american football tonightnot seen a minute of it in years but i don't have a good film or tv rec right now
>>203107812that ham faced weapon chris wilder speaks with a very east midlands accent and he claims to be from sheffieldcurious
NEET toil on the morrow, lads.
>>203107881probably tastes like shit
choccy ar la
https://youtu.be/PE6yDzNQ0Ac?si=pX-RIka4NquaIcdpJam of a lifetime
Her: he's probably thinking about other womenMe: *thinking about other women*
there must be a way to filter posts on iphone
doing a think
me: thinking about suicide
>>203107901Russ Meyer
>>203107771why does this annoy you though?some people don't enjoy cooking yet he still gets by
>>203107920>>203107971ktim
>>203107971Nooo haha we will miss you don't please haha x
I want her to poop all over me.
>seethe on, redditoid
Her: he's probably thinking about other womenMe: *thinking about the life i've lived and choices i've made*
her: he's probably thinking about other womenme: thinking about BBC(bear in mind this is a hypothetical scenario, there is no "her" in this case cause i'm an incel me, i'm 5'8 me, never had a gf me, NEET me)
>>203107961kek, must be a funny to pull this at a uni library
>>203108010
don't know much about NFL but jacksonville jaguars always seem to play here in the UKare they good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP0oQCh_teg
>>203107961Not a zigger but NAFO is such a bizarre phenomenon
>>203107884Highly doubt that
>>203108042They have a good quarterback (guy who chucks the ball downfield) but other than that they’re meh.
she's taken 20 leagues of black chodeyou'd need legolas's elf eyes to see the end of the congo bongo conga line that she's been indulging in
>>203108025To be fair BBC is bloody good
>>203107884how many in this webm took it you reckon?
spilled tea all over myself. ffs this day is shite
>>203108115Im a chud but the I prefer the tattooed dyke
the way too cook a seagull ...boil a big pan of water.Add a pinch of saltPlace the plucked seagull in the waterPlace a rock in the pan next to the seagullContinue cooking at a rolling boil.Once the rock is soft the seagull is ready to eat.
shat myself lads, just had the police at the door. Only to ask if I had heard anything in the flat above me. This was an eye opener lads.
might become godly
>>203108137same, she's very peng
>>203108150once called the police on my upstairs neighbours when they were fighting and it sounded like he was beating her up
>>203108131>>203108092>>203108048>>203108038have you guys seen this youtube channel? I love this guy so much https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UAoT21eqXI
>>203108150>>203108150
>>203108066the frenchman was not a tranny, he was disguised as a woman to escape
>>203108115
became godlymight become ungodly
sparrowhawkstein just fucking killed another sparrowberg in the garden. I like feeding the small birds can the big ones just fuck off
>>203108150Did you clean yourself up after you shit yourself?
190 years in prison
>>203108179No. Watched like 7 seconds of it
became ungodly
>>203108179looks like he's probably a republican so i shan't be giving him any views
drinking alone in my smelly bedroom
The lammy doctrine
>>203108222he posts videos of how cowboy and ranchers used to cook in the 1800s or early 1900s some are pretty interesting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMRpYtAhGAo
listening to ram ranch
wonder what canslad is up to
>>203108194Saw a sparrowhawk eat a blackbird alive when I was a child and I think that was the first time I remenber having a stiffie
>>203108038
pastasotto bake in the air fryer
cooked dinner for the first time ever just now aged 27
Sitting in backyard vaping
>>203108066https://www.reddit.com/r/RDR2/comments/12wssar/how_do_i_unsee_this/leave it on reddit next time
what are some interesting places that are a cheap flight away?
>>203108284daily reminder that nigga literally drinks oil
>>203108319turkey jordan literally every flight out of the UK is cheap you can go basically anywhere lol
>>203108254alcohol-free desperados for meno more devil juice for me
>>203108281we gotta return
>>203108321So do I (cod liver oil)
It loomsBy god, how it looms
just wish I had a skinny gf. don't care how she looks just want someone skinny compared to this absolute monstrosity I've got at the moment.
it loometh
>>203108290
>>203108358take my cod liver oil in tablet formmy grandad used to drink his cod liver oil from a shot glass topped up with milklooked fucking rancid
>>203108319pick your poison all exotic destinations available for less than 100 usd
>>203108115I'd smash the fatty, she's pretty
wanking a poo with my arse
toil.
>>203107961>>203108068Really is.There was a time where the people who would 100% stand by their nation's military and government and push for hawkish retaliation and intervention on Russia, China, the Middle East etc were these deeply right-wing, viciously anti-communist and anti-leftist, over the top patriots with strong family values, the platonic Cold Warrior dad. Not even a boomer archetype but more of a Silent Generation/Greatest Generation archetype How did they end up getting replaced by histrionic hysterical mentally ill liberals who are all COVID mask and vaccine fanatics and most are gay, transsexuals, middle aged or older, childless people with pets they coddle, people who earnestly love Hillary Clinton and Tony Blair
>>203108329fridge body
very chillaxed about toil tomorrow because i've also had to work this weekend
didn't want to give big toast my money so bought a chinky knock off it randomly looks to have a usb port, why on earth would it need one
>>203108457vaguely depressing post
WE ALL HAVE TO GO TO WORK AGAIN TOMORROW AND WE CAN'T RELAX WITH CANS AND SHITE FOOD FOR ANOTHER FIVE DAYS AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>203108455would love to deposit my sausage in that fridge
>>203108115wouldwouldn'twouldn'twould
Anyone ever seen JAVs where a pathetic weeaboo westerner is one of the background actors? It's hilarious
>>203108485>we allguess again toilfreak
>>203108445>push for hawkish retaliation and intervention on Russia, China, the Middle East etc were these deeply right-wing, viciously anti-communist and anti-leftist, over the top patriots with strong family values, the platonic Cold Warrior dad. Not even a boomer archetype but more of a Silent Generation/Greatest Generation archetype>How did they end up getting replaced by histrionic hysterical mentally ill liberals who are all COVID mask and vaccine fanaticsThey're the same people.
>>203108290When I was younger my fetish was dying and my skeleton being put on display in a classroom for the students to poke, prod and study me.
Non-alcoholic?Marvellous.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r_lbVeyOvaQyoutube trying to make me get a job
might indulge in some poo sucking
>>203108519You mean, you just don't do anything for a living?How is this possible?
>>203108445The military industrial complex got the wokeists on their side, but in doing so they alienated the right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d3XHQVMHDM
listening to trance
>>203108529No they're clearly not I just told you how they're not you mentalist You have more in common with the NAFO nutter crowd despite having opposite geopolitical views
>>203108576Corrr gies a link
>>203108595I can do that
sucking the covfefe, got the crisps, got the chocolate, got the sweeties, got the foresty forest on
>>203108115Give me the fatty
>>203108590Had some friends who were into psy trance, and then after I went to a pay trance rave with them I wasn't friends with them for much longer. Absolutely disgusting scene.
>>203108592Nah NATO and fash advocates have always been liberals, anticommunist.
>>203108649Hilarious how nobody will ever be able to ever agree on anything again because of people like in those screenshots
Did you go to chorch today lads? Did you go to chorch and worship the Jesus?
just found this youtube channel that makes little wojak videos of anglo history https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4PUvdWXpaM
>>203108651i would never go to a rave, too many normiesjust listen to trance alone in my smelly bedroom
Israel gonna do something tomorrow Because it's the anniversary and that
>>203108414those prices aren't realistic desu. they're one way and things like 30+ hours with 2 stops and 12 hour transitsI want a normal flight for a normal person
>>203108651>>203108695its fun if you go with people you genuinely like
>>203108695The psy trance scene is full of weirdos, not normies
>>203108611Pretty please x
Going to start acting smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t keep nonceposting anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. pubs. work. keeping away from schools. mentally grow myself up. Clean criminal record. Always. If I respect myself, others my own age will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on and date woman my own age
test
going to a pro palestine march tomorrow x
>>203108420>>203108512>>203108635>wanting that hogLiteral black-as-pit African spear chuckers with bones through their nostrils and watermelon chunks in their afros from Mongo Bongo Oogoo-Koongoo landAryan passes have been revoked for time immemorial
first night in the new HMO lads housemateberg #1 is in the living room doing a video call with who I assume is his girlfriend and housemateberg #2 is in his quarters but is unwittingly casting his BBC sounds listen to every device in the house (radio 2)me? hiding in my room. will probably go and chat to the lad in the living room when I have to go and get another beer.
>>203108651What did you see that was so bad?
>>203108694Neat. Something that can get you into learning. Learning is fun
>>203108713its a direct flight to amman and you can buy clothing there when you need it
>>203108455yeah her music sucks too
Politics? ShiteJust want to grill for fuck's sake desu
>>203108765going to an amateur one me
>>203108773I think I've learned enough
Ozark, great show but highly unrealistic
>>203108766I'll pump her often enough for her to burn the fat
>>203108769sounds fun
>>203108644get them mass producedget them launched from airborne carriers
>>203105226someone should cash app me money
plapmeat boarding the 197
>>203108766Turbo-virgin detected
>>203108802too blue, can't take bateman seriously
wonder who drives the Palestinian schizomobile parked up every night in Bridgnorth low town wonder what he might look likeany ideas?
>>203108797Where in my post did I ask?
>>203108687most people agree these freaks are nutcases
>'Earthquake' of air strikes as Beirut hit by heaviest Israeli bombing since war began
>>203108825
/tv/ is STILL losing its mind over that new Joker movie.
>>203108866
yoker
it looms
playing with my winky
>>203108775ok maybe that one. I looked at the Saudi arabia one as an example to seenot sure I could do 6 hours on a budget airline though
Joker 2 being shit is deliberate punishment for men enjoying Joker 1
>Jay Cartmell, 8, from Frizington, in west Cumbria, died in hospital after suffering wounds to his head and face on land near Warcop on 28 September.
>>203108910stop that
>>203108329if you havent realised it yet they get literally trannies and shill them in the media as sex symbols just to troll the plebians, same thing when megan fox was shilled in the late 2000s
>>203108923
managed to cook my sausages without over or under cooking them
>>203108909mad how fat birds are the preference for us chubboid loving chadsme? look like pic rel when we're about to do the needful
>>203108848The white man craves skinny women
The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast. 4 People worshiped the dragon because he had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, “Who is like the beast? Who can wage war against it?”5 The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months. 6 It opened its mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven. 7 It was given power to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them. And it was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation. 8 All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast—all whose names have not been written in the Lamb’s book of life, the Lamb who was slain from the creation of the world.
>>203108973enjoy
>>203108649thanks for showing me this irrelevant tweet with 48 likes
>>203108979Some white men aren't fussy about body shapes
>>203108751"white babe knows how to suck black" and its the first link on spankbang tell us what you think
>>203108913>not sure I could do 6 hours on a budget airline thoughunless you are extremely tall its not too bad. its very cheap. food in jordan is also very cheap. you should do it, the worst that can happen is you get a stomach ache or need to fly home on a slightly more expensive flight
i hate this fucking shithole i am seriously gonna get on welfare there is no hope for work
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rapelad>tradieposting>big brad>canslad>nonceposting>poo smells>mallardlad>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>rolexmong>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradleyQuite the list isn't it
>>203109023>not taking the free money already
>>203109023Just waiting for settlement check to clear stay poor
>>203109036i am white and can't find work i am seriosuly thinking about dying
>>203109015I'm 6ft1 and it would be uncomfortable. Jordan looked interesting because of what there is to see but I dunno at the moment
>>203109035my vote goes to mousey's chemistry lessons
>>203109035>>Irish diasporaheathermong spam shouldn't be in contention
>>203109035Top 3 is easily nonceposting, sinisterbradley and Sir Keir posting
trying to shake the femboy onlyfans addictionrelapsed last night howevernot good!
>>203109010R-selected men are spiritually nonwhites
cumming a poo
>>203109035needs big brad
>>203109035>Quite the list isn't itSad bradley gimmick wins so far imo which isn't on your list
>>203109126are you unable to read?
>>203109063>can't find workcan't find or don't want to find work is available mate unemployment is at the lowest point it's been in a decade. >>203109085just do it anon. it will be worth it. I've been wanting to go to jordan all year ever since I met a girl at a hostel that went and said it was her favorite travel destination go check out Petra, the ancient capital of nabatea
>>203109035like i said during your failed mid-year award bullshit you can't put canslad, that's a 2023 gimmick (and an utterly dire one at that. don't think he even got a vote)
mental that sexley walsh isn't on contention for gimmick of the year
yanks be like 'my town' and it's a city of 3m people
>>203109191
>>203109035>>rapeladOne person>>tradiepostingNot notorious enough>>big bradVariation of an existing gimmick>>cansladNot a 2024 gimmick>>noncepostingWell within a shout>>poo smells2023>>mallardladNot sure what this is>>grinching2023>>Irish diasporaheathermong spam>>Sir Keir postingPotentially>>rolexmongNot a gimmick>>bradders (last years winner)Years old>>new trainers/fake self-doxDecent gimmick but not prolific enough>>sinisterbradleyA good bradley variantI think nonceposting is probably odds on at this stage
I’d suck a turd out her butt.
bradley gimmick has run its course it's over
yanks really do be like "I have my therapist on speed dial"
>>203109226
>>203109226sir, a second bradley has hit
will be eating well tonight
>>203109035I only started posting about rape this week. Take it off.
When you think about it, our reliance on posting things on the internet sure is strange.
can see a little moorhen skittering about outside
Odds - pop out for one at the localEvens - can at home
>>203109282nothing quite like posting honestly
>>203109248the poo smells meme is like 3 years old at this point
>>203109252
>>203109265diabolical runt slop
>>203109035needs samuel holland on there (though that might count as fake self-dox)
>>203109248Quality post
tuna mayo pasta for tea tonight
going for a long walk without my phone. need an internet detox
>>203109277>he doesn't know about the original rapeladfirst day off the boat from reddit is it?
>sure is strange
brits be like "I'll be able to see my therapist in 18 months"
what does demure mean
just been raped
>>203109352we have mental health first aiders in this country to fill in the gaps
microsoft flight sim is one of the best steaming gamesjust get to the point you can stick the autopilot on and let nav mode do all the work and can just look out the windows on some wine
>>203109362Alri Arthur
>>203109155ayy retard i been out of a job for a month
heathermong is smartschoolboy9
>>203109378i filled in your mums gap
>>203109378do they wank you off if you're suffering from loneliness
yank bobbies really do like to shoot people
>>203109362how badly?
>>203109356demure this *bends over and shows you my pooey hairy arsehole*
>therapywhat a load of shitejust get a mate who isn't a bonehead and just have a deep talk about shit that's on your mind it's free and the cops can't stop you
>>203109403no he isn't, be quiet
mental health first aid over a madri. lush
>>203109362are you disabled?
did you lads know that if you put a space in-between the E and R of therapist, you get the rapist
i'm a mental health champion
>>203109466nonce
>>203109466MODS
>>203109406anyone could be packing heat, that's why cops need to be on guard with their service weapons
https://youtu.be/idNJaLp6n0Urest in peace Stokowski
>>203109488you think that iconic image of a child being burned by napalm is sexual do you?
>>203109226>>203109466
the female bum hole region
>>203109406
matesmental healthmind-altering drugs (madris)weekend sorted
>>203109466mental how fit they are
>>203109460always knew women psychologists were a bit off
>>203109515the fanus as it were
>>203109516absolute kino headline, should be promoted for that alone
cured my depression by taking up smoking
I'm a freakish loser and I'm going to kill myself
>>203109516
>>203109509Yes.
>>203108983His tie is very shiny.
>>203109560
>>203109516based
>>203109515mad how close it is to the fannoisthey have to be careful not to get poo up there when they wipe
>depressed>talk to parents, gpberg>"lol just go for a walk anon"Thanks guy, solved everything.
>>203109516splattered that nazi
Soft bunny and doe pictures, Hello Kitty gifs, lolita fashion, pro-anorexia tumblr accounts, this is true Hitlerian vision
>>203109600Well, have you gone for a walk?
>>203109600Have you tried visiting a museum or cafe?
>>203109600visit your local orthodox church
>>203109600cheer up for fucks sake lad. face on you like a wet weekend
>>203109516ahh yes i see you know your judo well
>>203109516haha he killed an elderly white man wow so based.If he killed a wog you faggots would be crying your eyes out/int/ sucks balls
*to the tune of Big Girls Don’t Cry by Frankie Valli*Pretty girl, they don’t pooOOooOOOoo (they don’t poo)
remember when this rabbit came to my school and told me that we should be burrowing underground and creating cave systems
going to the cinema alone is based
>>203109516that's the most ameircan name in existence
>>203109686
>>203109644
>>203109516NEUNUNDNEUNZIG LUFT-JUDO
mad how you can instantely tell which one is the bands frontman
I just don't wanna rape the Joker no more.
>>203109686is your name toby
love when two gimmicks (sinisterbradley and big brad in case) combine. I'll add it to the gimmick of the awards (on December 13th). What should we call it lads?
>>203109734these lads look like The Strokes if they escaped from conversion therapy
New 'toss
>>203109758you can't label art
>>203109600>>depressed>>talk to parents, gpbergyou've fucked it
>>203109758big bad brad
>>203109784>>203109784>>203109784
>>203109771lel
>>203109684its just a funny headline you sad little poof
>>203109516god that's epic