Daphne Moon edition
>>203109784rape the fucking disabled
the montreal poojob
>>203109765lmao glad i removed my canada filter to read this
>>203109813
sterilise gay men
my life is already over
>>203109828still on your melty adam?
the motion in the ocean
screaming
*judo throws your grandad into oncoming traffic*
>>203109828What is?
are you the perfect candidate?
I'm on the rainbow bridge
sexing a poo
>>203109847theyre not reproducing though
going to the bahamas tomrrow
>>203109869this monstrosity gets to have sex and i don't?
God is with Russia
>>203109882been neet for 4 years so I'm going to go with "no"
>>203109828what is this hippie girl doing?
>>203109882>determination no>motivationno>talentno>loyalty no>skillsno
absolutely mental how the combination of basically any two races becomes latino
The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast. 4 People worshiped the dragon because he had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, “Who is like the beast? Who can wage war against it?”5 The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months. 6 It opened its mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven. 7 It was given power to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them. And it was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation. 8 All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast—all whose names have not been written in the Lamb’s book of life, the Lamb who was slain from the creation of the world.
get the disabled niggers raped
>decide to leave my incelwalk to after it gets dark>it starts rainingit's over
>>203109953THISSO MUCH THIS
don't like the weather in the UK at all
posting on 4chan is unironically a good hobby>free>teaches you to be witty and socially sharp>socialising from the comfort of your bed
wanking is exercise
>>203109941kay tee eye em
>>203109951why is he cosplaying as the google street view car
>>203109974Yeah?
>>203109903That's not true, you exist
>>203109974so true
so its come to thisSunday evening on /brit/
>>2031099744chan has massively informed my sense of humour
>>203110024Take the fucking piss
It's simple. We, uh, rape the Joker.
>>203110008Raked that leaf
>>203109974agreed but too much of anything is unhealthy
My gym? Tor browserMy pub? /brit/
>>203109963wat nou?
i miss 4channel
>>203109784anyone have the pic with her feet
>>203109963incel walk in the rain at night seems fitting.
>>203110004symbolicall seeing eyelike the pyramid on the dollar bill
>>203110050god I pray she is trans
claspberg on watchenstein keeps going loosenwitz and falling off my wristblatt
POST YOUR FAVOURITE SONG RIGHT NOW
>>203110008haha alright. you've had your fun. time for an apology now
>>203110082no, fojf
>>203110037/brit/ is kind of an outlier in terms of humour from the rest of 4chan thoughsome elements leak in but there is a stark difference from /brit/ humour to the rest of 4chan humour in general
>>203109974i dont entirely disagreehowever consequence free, zero-stakes social interaction is extremely addicting to a certain personality type and can be crippling over time
>>203110072you're right it doesmight don the beanie to look even more like an incel
Lads, I'm struggling with what to do with regards to my job.I'm trying to summon the courage to message my boss at my previous job to see if I could go back to my last company. However, I'm struggling to compose the message.I hate my current job, the environment, the lack of clarity from my manager. But I'm afraid if I go back to my last job, it will be humiliating.
>>203110102don't reply if you don't have nothing to say, brain dead cunt
>>203110082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OWq38TikzU
On the beer
>>203110125bust out chat gpt
>>203110050>>203110085ugly blokes
>>203110125there is another option: get a different job somewhere else
>>203110125you're as bad as sacked tranny fuck off, shite gimmick
>>203110125Dear
>>203110082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoKluzn07eQ
>>203110173My degree isn't very useful. I worked my way up in my previous company but I'm probably institutionalised and can't work elsewhere.
>>203110132another day another seething jf
relapsed on the femboy OFs addictionhave to show my bank statements to bankberg for mortgage application this week. mrs is going to kill me
hmmm i'm having career trouble.. aha! i know i will petition a bunch of jobless NEET incels freaks on the internet
>>203109867shy geeky amateur on diversity training
>>203110125i wouldn't return mate. i returned to my old job and as punishment for leaving they subjected me to a 7 day long humiliation ritual
>>203110229ktim except /brit/ is filled with employers though /brit/ might as well be a slack channel filled with hiring managers
I'm a NEET incel freak on the internet
>>203110125I'm struggling with who asked
open the fucking pubs
lad at the gym keep propositioning me for a "bent over shartwell row" and I don't see the humour to be honest
>>203110215I accept your concession
>>203110227mrs (male)
>>203110241>7 day long humiliation ritualWhat was it?
>>203110275i wish!
>>203109911mental how easy it is being a woman in this country. Just need to rock up to the pub, pick out the first reasonable looking bloke, shack up with him, get pregnant and you're set for life.
Save me, O God, for the waters have come up to my neck.2 I sink in the miry depths, where there is no foothold.I have come into the deep waters; the floods engulf me.3 I am worn out calling for help; my throat is parched.My eyes fail, looking for my God.4 Those who hate me without reason outnumber the hairs of my head;many are my enemies without cause, those who seek to destroy me.I am forced to restore what I did not steal.
>>203110288made him wear a dress to the office
Post-pussy politics
>>203110082changes day to day innitprobably this atm thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdfrSq4VQ94
>>203110229
>>203110085hes got a really gross mutilated dick and grim arshole
>>203109869why do we as a society keep people like this alive
>>203110288they raped him
Normies watched Ricky Gervais host the Golden Globes and decided overnight to stop caring about all the celebrities they used to love during the Obama years
Wish i had joined the military when i was like 18-2025 now, it’s elderly to them, would be rejected on the spot on the fact alone. Will never get to experience that adventurous life.
you will die a terrible, terrible death
>>203110288Probably working a job, dossing bastard
>>203110085you can see the depression in her eyes. thinking about what her life has become lol
>>203109869>>203109911
Is chatgpt free and do you need to an account to use it?
>>203110288Blackface
it's mad because once you do notice, you really can't stop seeing them everywhere in the media space
>>203110294can do the same as a man unless you're a smelly incel
>>203110358can't wait
>>203110338I dunno lad but maybe ask your doctor?
>>203110358here's hoping
>>203110352>Will never get to experience that adventurous life.even though I doubt there's very much adventure in it. I agree with you
>>203110352French Foreign LegionDo it pussyReply to me with some excuses
>>203110288had to become the office rent boy for a week
>>203110328rightio
>>203110352yeah?
>>203110352Same tbqh
>>203110352Didn't know Sweden had an army
>>203110365why don't you go an find out, poindexter?
>>203110365it's completely free and you don't need an accountwhich means they are probably harvesting all your data
get them inget them housedget them in television adverts
>>203109911never says she is actually having sex. she's just upset that people assume she doesn't
>>203110352it sucks man, you aren't missing anything goodeveryone in the military is miserable and regrets their decision to sign upyou zoomers think it'll be a fun little Call of Duty adventure, let me tell you, it's NOT
covered in mosquito bites
Toilstein called at 18:30Told me to have half the day off tomorrow for the stuff I did this weekendThe little things ehCans coming out shortly
/brit/ is moving way too fast this evening
>>203110365need an account You can log in with google, apple or microsoft
>>203109784>tell my dad i am depressed>tells me i am worthless and stop being a pussyi am feeling sad because its close to the day my mom died. I miss her bros
>>203110415no lets be realthere is 100% some gimp, or several gimps, desperate enough to shag that
wish I became a Navy SEAL
>>203110390They require you to speak french, and i don’t know frenchMaybe i could try volunteering for the US military or something, maybe they’re more lenient because of the volume of people needed
>>203110365>freeyes, there's superior paid versions though>accountyes
>>203110430Why are you working on the weekend?
do gays do little goldfish poos out the end of their williamsburgs after they've finished bumming?
>>203110352why is the age limit to join so low. you can be 34 here or some shit
screeching
>>203109784
>>203110365you can't just go to the fucking website?
Can’t be arsed to wipe the arse
>>203110468Urgent business requirement
>apply for RAF>never hear back from themawesome recruiting system
>>203110445fat blobby whalevile
>>203110482welcome back yakub
getting human beings housed and fed should not be controversial. only on /brit/....
>>203110507what about wanked?
>>203110417It’s outdoors, you get to build camraderie, shoot guns, ride all kinds of vehicles, it seems nice. Rough, but fun.Beats the 4HL anyway
>>203110482>Bro isn't enjoying lifesqueaking
>>203110417ok fatbody
>>203110402Military service is much bigger in Sweden than in most of the western worldOn the doorstep of Russia after all
>>203110449>and i don’t know frenchlearn it? takes 6 months or so
>>203110445shoving my face in there and having a sniff
Get them eaten with a side of mash
Shit the poo, scran the poo, wipe the poo, God, life's relentless.
>>203109784Niles is a man of taste
>>203110482massive intellect
>>203110507any human being not capable of dong this by themselves shouldn't be kept alive by the government though
>>203110530>On the doorstep of Russia after allIt's really not
>>203110449they teach you french. think every 3rd world retard from brazil and nepal arrives speaking perfect french?
van ginkel won it for the vikings!
>>203110482>>203110553>>203110524>>203110505realised i was finally an adult with a soul when evil shit like this stopped being funny to me.
>>203110566*it really isn't
>>203110522You will regret it. Mark my words.
mental how many brown people are on TV nowadays blaming white people for things that happened 200 years ago. Munya Chawawa's new show on channel4 is just seething at white people nowadays
Think this Jack Doherty zoomer is the distillation of everything bad about that generation
i miss my mom and i wish my dad wasn't a dick it sucks because he constantly tells me how me and my mom ruined his life because of her cancer
How is this inferior to chatgpt?https://iask.ai/
>>203110478I don’t what the ”official” number is, but i think that’s more a limit to when you can stay active, not when you can join at the latestThey’re really never letting anyone over the age of 22 through
>>203110605:(
am hopelessly insomniatic and there's nowt i can do about it other than go to the doctor and ask for sleeping pills only to be told no and leave feeling embarrassed
>>203110482>babyawww>bilal yusra into the trash it goes
>>203110566Under 200 miles away from the Russian border lad
Little FemboyFat Manc
>>203110594Browns and blacks are all grifters with a racial grudge about everythingIn the 1990s-2000s, society was basically moving to be postracial, but browns with ethnic grudges inflamed racial tensions to the point where racial identity is central to their self-conception.
>>203110499they don't accept retards sorry
>>203110606how did you find this?
>>203110594Just turn the telly off. Ask yourself what you are actually getting out of watching it.The people who write, film and broadcast television shows hate you and, perhaps worse, they don't respect you. They believe you to be a moron.
>>203110605>me and my mom ruined his life>his life>ME! ME! ME! ME! what a fucktard your dad
What we thinking lads? Little Sunday nightwalk?
>>203110657Through forests, swamps and tundra.The only reason Swedes care is because Russia defeated them 300 years ago and they've been seething ever since as Germanic Protestants (who are essentiall Jewish) do.
>>203110694bab should be nestled in your hands by this hour
>>203110583good man
>>203110685gen z boss and a mini’s sweaty stinky feet on my face
>>203110685adolf hitler come back
>>203110695adam
>>203110698>giant literal chain necklacesubtle
Need something to really wrap my mouth around today
>>203110698Irish monke
>>203110698cant british people just get the money for this by suing Italians for the roman occupationponzi scheme style
*eats the thread*
I was in the military. I never met one person who was happy with their decision to join. They all fucking hate their life.But yeah ok don't listen to me, it'll be like Call of Duty bro, it's fucking sick
>>203110698but the moneys just going to some random bogtrotters who haven't suffered as a consequence of the famine whatsoever and will just spend it on booze
The English are a very Jewish people really, not surprising that Zionism originated with English Christians.
>>203110695
>>203110708>Germanic Protestants (who are essentiall JewishSchizo post Germanic Protestants enacted the most anti-Jewish war in human history
>>203110594>>203110668>>203110684honestly think the education system is to blame for this its more of a problem in the USA but in both of our countries young black kids are indoctrinated into hating whites, mostly by white people day in day out the "white people bad" propaganda is banged into their heads. how do you think they are going to feel after that
>>203110685https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
>>203110783So what?
>>203110685i can't believe this generation has the nerve to make fun of millennials for being cringe
>>203110694aye
>>203110698her face reminds me of someone but not sure who
>>203110771if you had to choose between your service or being a NEET what would you have chosen
>>203110783yes the english are very jewishthat's why we kicked the lot of them out of our country
>>203110755Bees.
>>203110783funny story about thisDid you know that Aliester Crowley was raised in the Plymouth Brethren, one of the early Christian Zionist denominations?
>>203110769Paddy's wife
>>203110808Nazism was Jewish.
>>203110783>Zionism originated with English Christians.no it didn't
>>203110771Yeah I'll listen to the people who aren't retards who spent 5 years changing oil in the 1488 FAGMAN MOS
>>203110783The Scofield Bible was funded by the Rothschilds btwand printed at Oxford University press
>>203110851yeah lizard queen Elizabeth and gang stalking 5G towers mate yeah
fucking get the oil just stopped
>>203110847delete this immediately
got my comfy gay porn kinos on
>>203110691he went on rants about he could have been doing more things but he was pissed that he couldn't divorce my mom because of the cancer. he also told me he wish he never had kids because he could have done more with his life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdDag5FGVgE
probably best to not let the jews know you live rent free in their heads
>>203110605>he constantly tells me how me and my mom ruined his life because of her cancerwhat the hell is wrong with this freak lmao
>>203110836And then welcomed them back, and gave support to the zionist movement.English Protestantism fervently believed in zionism, both on a religious level, but also as a means to carve a loyal region out of the Ottoman Empire.
Why did you fill your telly with lizards?
Irish diaspora & friends
>>203110889nice argument retard
suckling a ghost ship
is london paki have a melty about zionists again
>>203110941who exactly was it that welcomed them backit wasn't the english people
still think CANZUK is a good idea personally
>>203110783anglos are spiritually jewish
>>203110864Evangelical English protestants such as Lord Shaftesbury and Arthur Balfour were strong proponents of zionism, the former before Herzl.https://balfourproject.org/evangelicals-the-balfour-declaration-and-zionism/
>>203110950Irish diaspora will keep mixing with blacks and there's nothing Anglo-Normans can do about it
stopping oil
>>203110530>>203110566>>203110657>>203110708>>203110808>>203110851>>203110889mental this conversation
>>203110910he forgot the part ''' till death do us part ''''go no contact with him
>>203110901it is the truth
mad that
>>203110910ethics aside, why doesn't he just fucking leave then?
>>203110992would be so easy shaving with a round chubby gormless face
>>203110939he is a man baby who told me calls his sister a whore because she said she couldn't help him when she was dealing with her and he tried to hire me a whore once
>>203110980The English, because Saxons are spiritually, racially and mentally Jewish.
>>203110992shahar on tour
>>203111038Are you Irish diaspora?
>>203110482created in gods image btw
>>203110992insert "maybe he should walk some places instead" joke here
>>203111075are you a boring cunt? (yes)
>>203111038sit
blogging on
>>203111009True
>>203111059And the Irish are spiritually and mentally n*ggers
the scrandemic
>>203111050he cares what people think even though no one likes him and he said if he left my mom while she had cancer he couldn't get a job
>>203110482
>>203111038from an "israeli officer". definitely verified and verifiable hate this fucking disinfo war so much
>>203111102>>203111111
Alarm SET.Time: 04:30Bed: IN.Mood: UNHAPPY.
>>203111121CORR
>>203110952do you expect me to argue a retarded post like that in good faith
>>203111059saxons are the ones who kicked them out
>>203111097Take that as a yes then
HAVE A SAD CUM BABY
>>203111132rise and grind, hustlerrise and grind
>>203111027worse part is he wants me to do the same kind of work he does even though it made him fat and sick. When i woke up this morning he had blood in his urine and he was weezing
WHAT A LIFEWHAT A NIGHTWHAT A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL RIDE
>>203111121wouldn't give it to my dog
>>203111071
>>203111120
>>203111132its over
>>203111159i've rather have a chat with my dog than youand my dog is a mong god bless her
>>203111152Normans did
israel has killed hundreds of aid workers some of whom are british, yanks, etc and aint no one even gaf
>>203111199there were no jews in england before normansking edward was 100% saxon blood
>>203111173Karma is coming for him buckle your beltgood luck
Numberphile obsessed with that -1/12 shiteas are a lot of mathematicians and physicistsI just do not get it ladsIt makes no sense whatsoeverAnd it's not even hard to understandIt's just nonsensical
>>203111161its strange to me that death grips isn't really that popular anymore. I wonder why
i just feel really sad i honestly want to beat my dad's ass after he was calling my mom a ugly whore
>>203111208that's a jew and they are a perfect looksmatch
>>203111203I made that pepper mayo twister with large fries and a sprite for her
Did she take BBC?
rugby mongs are such mongs
>>203111121I hate mash, I'll just never fucking get it.>ooh but you haven't tried MY mashI've tried everyone's fucking mash, it's ALL shite. And I love basically every other possible way a potato can come.
>>203111262do it then he sounds like a loser anyways
>>203111125ffs
>>203111253think it's a bit of a meme for numberphile cos their original -1/12 video was full of inaccuracies
>>203111267already been discussing this at length in the /brit/ discord
>>203111230ahahahaha too true x
>>203111271you're arguing in bad faith, not even going to give you the dignity of refutation
>>203111271bet you'd like my mash
>>203111248the one thing that hurts is that i don't feel bad for him he is a awful human being
>>203111269what's mongy about that? lad just got clattered by his mate. happens a thousand times a day across the country.
The Talented Mr. Mousey
>>203111323that explains a lot about you
>>203111222they were out there helping sandn*ggers, so it's probably best they're gone
>>203111223very cute
>>203111261they stopped making albums
>>203111323I share a lot of your sentiments unfortunately
>>203111225Saxons welcomed the Jews back numerous times.The English are Jewish.
>>203111271just know for a fact yer ma never put so much as salt in her mash when you were growing up.
>>203111335going to hospital the week before your wedding because your fat gay mate rugby tackled you is very mongy
Irish diaspora family in the UK
>>203110583whatever helps you feel superior you grandstanding cunt
>>203110980>who exactly was it that welcomed them backIt was Cromwell lol>>203111389No it's not lol. He just got a wee brain knock and then was brought to hospital as a precaution.
>>203111344i am living with him until i can leave then be on my own
>>203111394'rish 'pora on the 'each
>>203111363jews actually settled in the south east on their return to england which was firmly norman territory
new>>203105226>>203105226
>>203111378Could tell you horror stories about what me and my siblings were fed growing up.
>>203111410this is accidental proof that you're evil lol
>>203111433wahey
>>203111433Not PARTICULARLY new this.
honestly don't care if the irish diaspora gimmick was made by a schizo freak it's funny. broken clock is right twice a day as it were
>>203111420sounds a bit pathetic like some of the posters here
>>203111461explain
>>203111507You see non-evil behaviour as "grandstanding"
>>203111533>>203111533>>203111533
>>203111433rope yourself
>>203111528posting about how morally virtuous you are is pure showmanship yes, you are motivated by the desire to let everyone know how angelic you are for not finding something funny. just egotism really
>>203111692you have yet again accidentally proven that you're evil. if you see the chastising of evil acts as "grandstanding" then you are, in fact, evil.
>>203111739>chastising of evil actslet's not pretend that was your motivation, you could very easily have chastised the people making fun of it without talking about how you're a real person with a soul unlike those evil scumbags
>>203112007evil, evil cunt you are. proper evil. bet your mum hates you.
>>203112122she loves me very much actually. i'm a pretty good person overall, if my worst crime is laughing at a silly baby with a big head then i'd say i've done pretty well
>>203112353you would never do such a thing in front of your mother and this simple fact means you know it's an evil act by an evil being. you are subhuman. you have no soul. you are evil. reply to this post and prove it.
>>203112389i sense we're not going to reach an agreement here, have a nice evening x
