American comic books edition>>203100000
>>203115331lmao what the fuck is that
Hi
Capeshit is cringe
https://figshare.mq.edu.au/articles/thesis/Deterritorializing_gender_in_Sydney_s_breakdancing_scene_a_B-girl_s_experience_of_B-boying/19433291/1?file=34528847
how much would a twitch streamer who gets like 200 views on average and streams every day be making
>>203115423no thanks, not reading that
>>203115494about tree fiddy
Sitting on the potA chocolate river is flowingUsed too much MSG in my dinner
>>203115423it really wasn't that bad if you rewatch it
>>203115631yeah it was awful
>>203115494Its insanely hard to get 200 viewers. Youd have to be in the top 1% of charisma and entertainment value, not kiddingThere are loads of streamers who are dope at games and funny and can entertain an audience for hours and have built up a solid community of 7 viewers over 4 years of streaming. To answer your question, you would get around 100 subs per month and make about $2 per sub
>>203115631For one, it's pretty bad for being Olympic level competition For two, it isn't the dance moves that made it unbearable for me, it was her smugness
>>203115631how is ai supposed to fix humanitys hunger and overopuplation when it pulls shit like this?
>>203115762that doesnt answer the question though. there's recurring subs on top of new subs, and there's also donations
>>203115494depends on how hard they simp for you
Got my first cold sore never kiss on first dates
>>203116123you should have known she was a whore before she started talking
>>203116081well he's a dude so probably not a lot
>>203116123get fucked normie
>>203116163The date was with an older man
need me a bitch with a GORILLA GRIP pussy
Ancestors cry, rabbis laugh
>>203116233He's not normie, he pulled one of these
>>203116335GROCE
I’m in Bruce Springsteen poo jersey and my god these j words are terrible. Why are you returning used products at Home Depot?
>>203116236bit gay
>>203116236
>>203115981There's huge variance depending on how simpy your audience isI'd say $1-3 per viewer is an optimistic guess at the average range, but I'm not sure
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE RUSSIAN SUBVERSION
>>203116377Dont see how you would know you need to return a hedge trimmer or whatever until youve tried using it
preparing for 4 hours to go out and buy one item
>>203116600how can you stand living like that
>>203116420Problem?
I was talking to some coworkers at the office about how I wanted to go on vacation for a month somewhere in Asia, Korea or Japan and they told me I'd better have my vacation in Mexico, then they told me about a beautiful town they visited but they couldn't take along cameras or phones because they were told there was a gang dedicated to robbing tourists, seriously with that bullshit story do they want me to travel to towns in this dump?
>>203116600average tranime watching loser
>>203116489They were returning that mat stuff that’s under carpets and it looked used
>>203115981i think having cool emoji would help too. The only reason I want to sub to streamers I like is because they have emoji. But I would also have to like them in the first place, because there's some I don't really find interesting but I watch them anyways
>>203116658One month is too longRather have an expensive 1 week vacation than a one month where I get sick after 10 days anyway
>>203116600Why? Just go get the item
>>203116624well, i end up looking fresh as fuck when i do head out>>203116713i hate leaving the house unprepared. i don't want to smell, look bad, all of that must be taken care of beforehand. people who shop in pajamas and shit... disgusts me. i will never be like them
>>203116797>i hate leaving the house unprepared. i don't want to smell, look bad, all of that must be taken care of beforehand. people who shop in pajamas and shit... disgusts me. i will never be like themThat's fine but how does this get dragged out to 4 hours
>>203116831skin care, hair styling, drying right, incense burning, picking today's outfit, it just takes awhile
blog posts are a net positive actually
>>203116695>They were returning that mat stuff that’s under carpets and it looked usedthat's because they do unspeakable acts on it, look at what they found in those jew caves under new york
>>203116915/int/'s topic is essentially blogging, especially in the international board's non-international general.
>>203116914post tits
>>203116821I am once again sitting on the toilet having a small bout of diarrhea
>>203116914Incense burning?.... Just put on your lazy Sunday dress and get the stupid item
>>203116967your diet reps...
based MONKE
>>203116821Isn't any post that isnt replying to someone else essentially a blog post?
>>203117008India?
>>203116707yeah but my plan is to rent an apartment for a month and make tours in one of those two countries and the transportation is cheap.
>>203116992i just put too much MSG in my dinner tonight...a silly mistake, i'll never do it again, dietician-chan
>>203116658I'd be like>Oh wow I can't believe I never thought of that, I'll do that instead :::DDDDSo they stop and then just not listen to them because if it's so great then they can just do it themselves.>>203116707Oh wow I can't believe I never thought of that, I'll do that instead :::DDDD
>>203116988>Just put on your lazy Sunday dress and get the stupid itembut this is exactly who i don't want to be: some walmart creature, probably some fatass wearing some string-tied poverty garbage, reaching back and digging for gold while they wait at the checkout line. absolutely not
>>203117026average family car in india
>>203117148it shouldn't take you more than 30 minutes to shower, comb your hair and put on an appropriate outfit.
>>203117148Putting together a quick outfit is not the same as being a slob
>>203117202shit taste
>>203117202acceptable outside appearance is a low bar (and it's amazing how many don't even pass that level), it just doesn't sit right with me unless i go all out. it makes people friendlier when you look good, it helps in all social matters. just how i am
>>203117272You care what people think of you to a absurd degree You're too self conscious The rhetoric is agreeable but the 4 hour part is not
>Incense burningI like incense but all the stuff they sell here is for witchcraft or shit like that.
>>203117272you'll be amazed at how much time you can save getting ready if you get rid of all your clothes that don't look good together, and spend more time cultivating your body so that it looks good naturally.
Been playing Lego star wars lately feeling extremely comfy
fast food in the microwave go RBZAPAPPPBORBROZBPRBZPBRPB
>>203116644yuck!
>>203117351which one? your post hit me with a wave of nostalgia. i might just pirate this baby game for toddlers
>>203117345>spend more time cultivating your body so that it looks good naturally.In this day and age, this is like telling people to jump into a live volcano. People are all about short cuts and band aids now
>>203116679kek literally this.
>>203116679got his ass
>>203117335well it's probably brian and that's probably exactly what he's doingPersonally I order japanese incense because japan cool
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>>203117395i love exercise and working out. just yesterday i was biking around town, i saw my shadow, and i thought, "dang. i have a wide back now"
>>203117384The complete saga from 2007 might buy the newest one when it goes on sale but I'm afraid I will burn myself out
lets talk about the differences between american and canadian culture
i feel funny
>>203117512i know canadian cum tastes like maple syrup!
I want a girl to grope me
>>203117098Why you do this to meIm not a normalfag officecuckA one week vacation where you dine out for every meal and party and buy passes is way better than a one month trip where youre basically just commuting and surviving in a foreign country
>>203117545
>>203117557No you don’t. It will probably be gross and old like the ladies at my gym
>>203117590if you're grossed out by the old ladies at the gym groping you, you just need to start taking tren.
I have a bad habit of masterbaiting when I'm bored and I get bored a lot
Sex between spinster and myself I treat her like a woman
>>203117587you know that tingly feeling you sometimes get right before you fall asleep? I'm kinda feeling that, except I'm not sleepy. I wonder if I had too much candy and soda.
>>203117628Idk what that is. I wanted to talk creatine but someone on here said it makes you bald
>>203117512in toronto they use a lot of weird words
still cant recognize a spinster postcan she use a trip or avatar
idle hands are the devils plaything. >>203117671it's a steroid that makes you insane and horny
>>203117650You are the third worst poster behind ratpedo and Brian
Leave. Spinster. Alone.*gives you a menacing glare that makes you jump backwards in fear*
>>203117688she's not even posting here right now lol
>>203115331EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO THINK
zelle acting like a bitch again. ill never use this crap again
>>203117705>>203117714>Waaa my imaginary gf is being bullied
Hi guys teehee
>>203117671>creatine but someone on here said it makes you baldNah, i took that for a while, got fuggin rippedYou could see the muscle fibers ripple in my chest if I tightened up and moved my arm and moved it
>>203117714bite down hard on this steel toe boot. now dont move
Well, /cum/?
>>203117762will you have sex with me?
Incel bivesCan't be modest about anything.You guys see a womanon on the internet and cream your pants immediately.
thank god im normal
>>203117802dickless wimp. you will never have sex with women if you don't show interest in them
>>203117781Maybe if you buy me a game on steam silly boy
>>203117773I miss those things
one day and that day may never come spinster will post her feet here
>>203117834oh, sorry. i'm not into t-girls
>>203117872kill yourself loser
>>203117766Okay are you sure? No hairline problems?
>>203117872When that day comes, so will I
>>203117880I'm an r-girl (real girl)
>>203117934of course you're a real girl. i'm not just not into trans girls is all.
if everyone in this general died right now, it would be a net benefit to the planet
all this fuss over little old me?
>>203117961you should have said that a few hours ago before brian got his ass banned for spamming gay porn again
>>203117913>>203117918why does she get so ornery about feet? i swear she freaks out harder when talking about feet than anything else
>>203117961Nod really because someone would have to fill my shift at the wage center
>>203117980The real spinster loves LGBT shit
>>203117831
>>203117988i footmog spinster
>>203117988she hates footfags. probably because she thinks she has uggo feet. only one way to know for sure
>>203117961if i died, it would indeed be a net benefit. not sure about the other anons THO.
>>203118028She also doesn't use caps or punctuation
thread full of useless, annoying, boring retards
>>203117917no, I read all about the shit before I started it, didn't see anything about itbtw I got so ripped seeing the muscle fibers move under my skin freaked out my gf
>>203117442>japan coolindeed, there are a lot of great places and the good thing is that they don't have tourists, I don't understand why everyone always goes to the same 3 places.
jason tier posts ^ ^
said the useless annoying boring retard
>>203118043Wanting to look at a cute girl while playing a game is masculine So is wanting to larp as a Conan looking alphaIt's all in the attitude. wanting to fuck Conan or become a girl isn't alpha
>>203118043i look like this, dance like this, talk like this, and AM THIS
>>203118019proof?>>203118055kek its just feet. just post them already. i wont be mean if theyre ugly
why are we being raided by troons?
>>203118092give me your name/alias and i'll personalize a post for you <3
>>203118085same sister
>>203118112nice selfie
Post songs that go extremely hard
>>203117987>Brian already got himself banned while I wasn’t hereOkay this is epic
I called a hundred restaurants today. Literally none had a job. Imagine I had entered and exited a hundred physical restaurants. Lord almighty what a waste of 5 hours
>>203118180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYd57rkvnpQ&pp=ygUac2lsdmVyc3VuIHBpY2t1cHMgbGF6eSBleWU%3D
>>203118210bidenomics at work
>>203118210why would you want to work in a restaurant? everybody knows grocery stores are the best retailcuck jobs
>>203118180https://youtu.be/A8IyvIWOpqQ
>>203118210You need to network and leverage relationships. It’s very difficult to get a job with cold calls
>>203118237Going to be appling to them all night actually
lol this mf gonna have to get a job at a warehouse with messicans who don't speak a dime of english.
>>203118210They could sense your desperation
>>203118210try getting a job as a dish guy. shit can be comfy since you have to interact with customers.
its actually not that hard working with people who dont speak english
>>203118320sexo con mejican cummy bummy
>>203117564I've consistently rather have isekai'd myself than take one or two weeks off because that's not enough time for me to relax. Two days will potentially be wasted due to flight/travel timing, and if you're like me I also spend a couple days at the end at home sort of catching up on sleep and doing errands that I couldn't normally do because of work. So that's about 4-5 days wasted for 3 days of actual vacation. Or I can take a month off and lose the same 5 days and still have about three weeks chilling and doing stuff, and I could still pick a week for dining out.
>>203118125spinster
Does anyone want to play Terraria with me?
>>203118357in my experience they always know enough english to communicate the job, you're just not going to be able to "water cooler" talk to them
>>203118402Stop posting this. Is not funny anymore and it's getting me horny
>>203117980somebody made the tranitor VEWY ANGWY
If you talk to fat Asian girls at the mall they smile and are very receptive to male attention
>>203118448yeah pretty much
>>203118481LOL
Why does no one want to play with me
>>203118320meet me in Vallarta for dia de los muertos>>203118357in a few weeks I'll be somewhere with no cell signal, no internet(except my house), no mail delivery, and no english speakersme no speak espanol
Gonna play Persona 5 Royal. I only played regular persona 5 like 4 years ago
>>203118043
>>203118536nobody wants to be your friend
>>203118536Brian?
Fuck Persona. I want a new Trauma Center.
>>203118579Kek so true
going to demolish some faggot customer service rep. too bad he works for some dogshit company
>>203118536casino anonnnnnnnnnnnn. how's teddy?
i will not shed a single tear for anyone impacted by hurricanes.
>Package says delivered Monday>Not in mailbox>Make ticket to USPS saying my package wasn't delivered>They reply back a day later saying it's in the mailbox and close my ticket
>>203118536Can't do it this year. I hve to spend money on my house. Have fun
>>203118411just for you, love
watchin destiny
>>203118500it's called tatemae
>>203118580A guy from /pol/ is meeting me for coffee, if you don't want to, OKAY>>203118589no>>203118658He's cool, chillin' right now
>>203118685Why are your toe nails all bent up
microwave had a little campfire lol oopsie poopsie
>>203118706i used to wear shitty shoes when running, and i got a lot of blisters under my toenails
>>203118681alright, maybe later this year, tacos and margaritas on me
>>203118685spin you have ugly feet and youre hairy af. no wonder you dont like talking about feet
Currently using a Flow Cytometer
Why does no one on cum want to play video games with me!!!!
>>203118704>A guy from /pol/
>>203118704why the teddy
>>203118704>He's cool, chillin' right nownice to hear bud. please tell him anon remembered him and also give him hugs and kisses
>>203118748he an IT dude, he didn't want to at first and called me rico pendejo gringo elite or something, but then he saw I was cool>>203118755he goes everywhere with me>>203118774>give him hugs and kissesalways do, he gets treated well
>>203118688it's weird that destiny always either looks handsome or like an ugly goblin
i wanted to put 30 seconds on the microwave and it put 3:30 and forgot about it and the pizza was on fire. does that just happen? does food in the microwave burst into flames.or is it a piece of shit walmart ass microwave
i choose to believe the above canadian is the redditranny
>>203118832why didnt you put it in the oven?
>>203118747sorry I exclusively play single player games
This is me and my daughter at an anime convention
>>203118832I set my food on fire in the microwave but that's because the packaging had tinfoil. I've also seen plastic catch on fire in the microwave
>>203118863nigga who tf baking leftover pizza 73 in the oven
>>203118813>always do, he gets treated well
niqa wants to get funkytown'd so hard
if you don't turn leftover 'za into french toast, you're gay.it's really that simple
>>203118867What kind of single player games
Ayo dis is True niggas got dem big DIX
>he doesn't use an air fryer ovenlol lmao
>>203118888uh yeah
>>203118813he looks terrified in this pic
>>203118944mostly rpg's or "rpg's" (open world with light rpg elements) nowadays, but i like roguelikes and the occasional linear story game as well
>>203118996I literally and seriously went out with a girl this flat, she was 21
>>203119046Give me a list of games you play
>normans in my cumfuck that im gonna play some mcc and wait for them to leave
>>203118996neurons activated
>>203119085mcc stinks!
Bro´s what does cornbread taste like ?everyone is talking about german bread and Brötchen but i see this cornbread in the old american movies from the south and it looks super delicious ...
ure mum stinks
>>203119105like corn
>>203119105have you ever had creamed corn? it tastes like that, but drier, unless you butter it
>>203119085Add me and we can play a couple matches together buddy
>>203119061That is literally a man and not even a tranny he doesn't do hrt or anything
>>203119073sure, in september:>monster hunter world (I realize I forgot mh games in my original post)>project zomboid>cyberpunk 2077>red dead redemption 2currently about to start a new vampire the masquerade bloodlines run
>>203119170I believe you, and the girl was really that flat, she wore a padded bra, I thought the bitch had titties
>>203119148nyeti dont play mp ever. too intense for me
>>203119239I need me one of those
How convenient everyone is single player only when I ask if I can play with them
>>203118940tell me more about this, do you really use butter and eggs and make your leftover 'za into french toast?
>>203119147It tastes way better than creamed corn and it shouldn't be dry at all. And butter and honey are required
help
>>203119281boo hoo niga
>>203119105It tastes fucking amazing like hearty thick cake bread
do most people eat cornbread with honey on top or is that weird
>>203119105sometimes it's a bit salty and sweet at the same time, it's crumbly and a bit coarse, sometimes a bit dry, goes great with just about any savory dinner, even better if it's warm and fresh and has butter on it
I'd love to play mp games with someone, but my pc is currently in a box because I had to dismantle my office
corn casserole is the best dish at thanksgiving
>>203119285yes!there is no special trick to it. just treat the slice of 'za like a slice of bread and make french toast
Anime b like "(x fantasy creature) hunter 3000". And the bitch is like impossibly hot doing everything but hunting talking like a 5 year old making low iq incels cream their pants.
>>203119357reminder that we had a /cum/ tabletop simulator night once or twice already
>>203119327a bit weird, but I'm not from the south. honey/jam/ is for biscuits, cornbread has butter ONLY >>203119105you can probably find the corn meal stuff to make it yourself
>>203119369Incredibly incorrect
if 2b was real id stick my tongue in her rectum
>>203119281every single time I've interacted with 4ch*n people outside 4chan it was pure canceryou niggas are some of the most annoying, unfunny, cringy people on the planet
>>203119105Cake
>>203119423She's a robot, dumbass
>>203119444She must have a rectum.
if 2b were* real id stick my tongue in her rectum
>>203119405We should have a /cum/ game night on Fridays we could play skribbl io together
>>203119461got his ass
>>203119135Are you a cornography enthusiast?
I'm pretty sure if I had a gf I'd stop watching porn
i shall shower
hungry. hopefully my pork chop will thaw quickly.
>>203119507She'd leave you because of porn induced erectile dysfunction
>>203119430>annoying,I'm not >unfunnyHonk honk hello I'm pretty funny >cringyHell no
>>203119327Does anyone use black pepper anymore
>>203119486
>>203119507sometimes me and my gf will watch porn together and touch each other
>>203119430only the annoying losers are willing to hang out with you.i've had good success with my 4channel pals
Pig man Pig man!
>>203119560then everyone clapped
Uhhh pookraine sisters?
>>203119589I saw roger waters live a year or 2 ago
>>203119560that's a good point
>>203119619womp womp
>>203119403>(x fantasy creature) hunter 3000That sounds more like a 1980s thing. Nowadays, titles are more like "I'm a Gay Incel NEET Who Got Isekai'd as a Demon Lord Girl's Slave and Now I Gotta Run The Affairs Of the Demon State?!?".
just finished day 60 on Duolingo, nice
>>203119651lol
girls should be either 100% bald or 100% unshaved untrimmed jungle.reply if mad and wrong
>>203119619does anybody outside reddit actually expect ukraine to win? i thought the whole point was to kill as many russians as possible and drain their resources before monke wins
ur mom drained my "resources", IYKWIM
>>203119721Middle ground is betterJungles are gross
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL POLITICS
>>203119721you try a bikini wax and see if you feel the same about being bald afterwards
it's kyiv
>>203119746my mom is dead, you should probably go to a penis doctor
/cum/ game night would be really cool
>>203119757>>203119753NO
>>203119619the good thing about that war is knowing that russia can be conquered with rusty stuff from the 90s.
>>203119783dead tired from the dicking I gave her
>>203119729It doesn't seem like that's been very effective. It seems like we've just thrown every western high tech weapons system into Ukraine, let Russia figure out how to neutralize it cheaply and now we're vastly less safe
hey guys spinster here. im a massive cum slut
>>203119824Kill yourself
WHAT RELENTLESS EMPEROR COMMANDS MEI NO LONGER GOVERN MY SOUL
>>203119619I think part of the reason our spending is so high is because nobody wants to supply weapons/equipment to fight retarded ass wars. So only a few contractors will do it for a buttfuck ton of money which just sets the standards for higher prices.My friend got a contract for making something for $500 per equipment when originally the government was paying ten times that from a different contractor. Even Tesla has spent less on it's rockets and shit than NASA because of contracting too.
>>203119824that's hot
>>203119817>high tech weaponliterally leftovers from the cold war
>>203119589>Pro-RussianFuck this guy's political views. I used to really like Pink Floyd albums with him in it, all the way from The Pied Piper at the Gates of Dawn to The Final Cut, but as soon as he went into defending the Russian invasion of Ukraine, I lost all the respect I had for him.Free Ukraine, Moldova, and GeorgiaFree PalestineFree KosovoFree CataloniaFree the Basque CountryFree ChiapasFree Conch RepublicFree SealandFree CaliforniaFree KhalistanFree ScotlandFree FlandersFree Fifty
the south has fallen...
>>203119817we're not sending our top of the shelf stuff to ukraine
is this true?would /int/ be a better place if we died?
>4chanx trannylol of course
>>203119729Win? No. But we can't let them be totally destroyed
>the final cut>good
>>203119757Uh yeah but it's worth it way smoother than shaving. Beauty is pain
you all need to go to time out
>>203119857Yeah OK Paco
we all know Wish You Were Here is the best and only good pink floyd album
I need a footjob
hot take: if you unironically support russia as an american you are a traitor and should be executed
>>203119967>and only good pink floyd album
same as the above post, but substitute "russia" for "israel"
The best Pink Floyd album is Atom Heart Mother, followed by Echoes.
>>203119921Why not? It doesn't even matter
>>203119976people here love russia because they love communism and hate usa lol
>>203120018>>203120018>>203120018>>203120018>>203120018>>203120018
>>203119976not necessarily true but its hilarious seeing /pol/ and MAGA boomers acting like Russia is the little kitten being picked on by NATO
>>203119885Roger Waters is a chud, just like Morrissey. It's weird because they are far right and far left at the same time.
>>203119999WYWH > Live at pompeii > Saucerful >= AHM > Meddle
>>203120011>people here love russia because they love communismThat sounds like the equivalent of loving Greece because you love gay anal sex and hate Christianity (even though Greece has been Christian for over 16 centuries).
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