Toxic editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU
Mmmm nooo Chad don't waste your potent virile seed on that disgusting roastie whore give me all your cummies you hot ripped manly alpha male
off to pinch a cow creamer
>>203126390really do not understand your obsession with this woman
Which one we shilling today /brit/ros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zUmQOI89MU
>>203126360>black protestants #2screaming enjoy heaven with ngubu bro
>>203126398yea it's a fucking mystery
>>203126429you can find ten million girls on instagram who are more attractive
>>203126424Its not about heaven you retard, heaven isnt real. When you die you revert back to the state you were in before you were born, infinite dreamless sleep. Its about the people who will remain on earth, in other words christians, since atheists cant breed
tip of my bellend is cold, sure would be nice to have a place to put it to warm it up...
>tfw 5 foot 11>tfw penis only 6 inches>tfw earn less than 100k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4dRxVsJ5ec
>>203126494pathetic
>>203126468too big
>>203126510why would someone make such a horrible dub
>>203126494after 6 inches the importance of length falls off drastically and girth becomes the name of the game
Denying people Communion after they returned from war wasn't a punishment. They weren't sinning so there was nothing to punish them for.It was to teach them. It was a reminder that all life is sacred and even men who are your enemies are still made in God's image. Their deaths are a tragedy in that sense.
Most women have non existent standards and will fall in love with you if you are nice to them. They don't even care what you look like that's a man's thing
>>203126593truth bomb
She's cute ngl
>>203126593load of absolute bollocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UUKRb3OHHg
>>203126602>>203126621the duality of brit
hmmm
>>203126593Incel cope
>>203126704imagine going to all that trouble to preserve your hairline and just wearing a chavvy tracksuit
>>203126704Obvious transplant
>>203126621Just observe your parents or the average couple outside or wherever it is you work. Women's sense of attraction and the way they handle romance is very very different to that of a man's, you lack sympathy because to you it's all physical and anything else is a distant second
kissless huggles virgins acting like they're experts on women
>>203126593been nice to plenty of women and not a single one has fallen in love with me
what a horrible rotten mess my life has turned out to begenuinely no point in seeing this through to the end, once i've made arrangements and gotten past the survival urge i'm out of here for sure
truth Death Star laser
>>203126805Long-married couples might say things like "looks don't really matter" because they've formed deeper connections with their partner. That bigger picture takes years. First impressions, foremost physical attraction, is important early on. Nobody says "I met this amazing girl, she's very ugly but she has a great personality".
>>203126914things can always turn around for the better anon
>>203126364i want a friend
>>203126914*squishes you face-first into the mud with the heel of my boot*
>>203126953no you don't, you want to bitch and romanticise being "such a misunderstood loner, standing out amidst the many". If you really wanted a friend you'd be out there trying to find someone.
>>203126970nasty cunt
>>203126970no i said i want a friend to hangout with i have none
>>203126981the truth can be nasty
at the right place at the right timeit will have been worth it to stand in line
>>203126981nah he's right hate types like he's describing
>>203126914doubt it’s that badpull yourself together
>>203126987>>203126999you can't infer anything from a four word comment you're just nasty miserable cunts
mad how good pixel art looks on crt screens
>>203126947nah i really don't think they will>>203126957yeah exactly>>203127005nah i really dont think i will
Her turds on my dinner plate.
>>203127024you're right, you infer from both the initial four-word comment and then what the person says in response to why they don't take action (which is usually yet another wallowing comment)see:>>203126983
>>203127033Now imagine it on HRT chebs
>>203127049Something weird about her face, just can't put my finger on it
*places my finger on it*
>>203127072looks like Richard Dawkins
>>203127056i don't know how to make any
Sealioning is a type of disingenuous action consisting of pursuing people with relentless requests for information, often tangential or previously addressed, while maintaining a pretense of civility and sincerity, and feigning ignorance of the subject matter.
>>203126970
Fucks sakes lads I got fat
>>203126914Ktim but I won't off myself
*enters /brit/*EVENING LADS
Smoking currently
it's fucking pitch black and I have to go walk to work now for forty minutes, going to get killed goodbye lads
Last night I think I shit the bed, got so drunk I gave a dude head.
>>203127377that means you're gay haha
WAHEY
my grandparents on my dad's side were from streatham in london, reckon it's full of blacks now
>>203127400not necessarily
>>203127442
"er um actually that's not necessarily the case"shut up man...
>>203127360>forty minutestake a bus nigga
might take a drive somewhere where i can just sit and enjoy the nature, maybe meditatenot many places around my area, i'd try the beach but it's too windy innit
So uhh... how do I tell the girlfren that I kind of sort of expect her to cook and clean regularly given that I'm the sole source of income for the house?
>>203127486damn, okay fine be gay then
$1.15 overdrawn, wanted to go to maccies, fucks sake
friendberg is asking me to come and hang out but i want to stay home and play (singleplayer) video gamesone day i'll regret this
>>203127569Was in Melbin' a few years ago. Bought the lads all chocolate shakes at facken Hangry Jacks cunt.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1727493130479349.webm
>>203127629>Melbinhate when yanks pronounce it like this, it's not necessarily your fault, you've obviously been browbeaten by ignorant aussies who take the piss out of what they perceive as your overpronunciation of the 'r', as yanks tend to do, but "melbin" sounds a lot less natural in a yank accent than the way you'd normally say it, so take my advice and just say it normally
london, 2034
>>203127652i pronounce it male bourne
>>203127652It's even worse with places like Hampshire. We pronounce our state like "New Hampsure" but I bet yanks in the UK try to be cool and try to say "Hampshia."Same with Birmingham, Alabama. We say BUR-MING-HAM, not burmingum.
bruh just wait til you find out how they pronounce "Regina"
A lot of people don't know this but Scots and Germans are brother nations.
Yeah brb taking your sister to Scooter's Coffee
>lorries
mental how for centuries european cargo ships had to sail around the tip of south africa to reach asia. what a pain in the ass
>>203127720New Hampshire is pronounced New Hampsha
>>203127776ruh-gene-uh
just gave myself lung cancer
even when we dont lose its a loss because it stops ten hag being fired for one more day
just gave myself a hands free prostate sissygasm
>>203127812They also didnt even know what the spice plants looked like, at least in the 15th century. Like Columbus brought back plants from the new world to the spanish court and tried to convince them that they were the cloves and nutmeg plants from the Spice Islands in Indonesia. Sounds impossible but i guess they had some intermediaries so they had never been to the farms on spice islandsIt may also sound dull, but it illustrates how little they really knew about what they were looking for, or what they were supposed to find waiting for them. They must have been astounded to find a totally empty continent with some stone age natives where they probably expected to see huge sophisticated spice farms run by brown chinese
>>203127829New Englanders don't count
housemateberg just went for a poo
>>203127872epic
You know when Gandalf stops his horse and says Minas Tirth aloud to no one upon seeing Minas TirthThats me every day in my car but with Elicott City Maryland
>>203127912new ENGLANDers are the only ones who do count
>>203127934Do you think he ever wonders why you go in afterwards with a fishing rod
>>203127954catching the quote unquote brown trout as it were
is there a legal way to have an lsd-tier trip?
might do a cheeky 'cide
>>203127799one of these opened near me and i got a maple bourbon latte
/brit/ more like /yank/why are my countrymen such idle slugoids afraid of early mornings
swollen lymph node in my neckosmosis jones and crew fighting off an infection
>>203128077I thought I was in /cum/ and wondered why so many Brits were here
>>203128090Just looks like an average mousenonce melty albeit
>>203128099so true
>>203128077I'm just as outraged as you are. I come here to banter and shit talk with Brits and yet I am encountered with foreigners. Much like the Britain of today, it would seem.
>>203128129/brit/ syndrome
Only known footage of pre-war British televisionmentalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kk0ytK_nqA
completely forgot what i was going to post. dearie me!
How do you lads get over a grim shag?
>>203128231With a good one ofc
>>203128014Ayahuascha on a cheeky south america trip
might adopt a child of a different race than me, maybe a chink, then he'll become a doctor and my family will become rich
>>203127907cant’t be empty if they’re there haha x
can't believe how shitty yank cash is, how can something so crinkly and fragile possibly be legal tender?
>>203128637cash is a bit of a dead technology truth be told
>>203128654yeah but only for the past 10 years or so
dudes be like>I manage to save 60% of my income!Yeah motherfucker because you earn $200K
>>203128614I honestly didnt mean that in an imperialist senseThe point was Columbus had never actually seen the Spice Islands in the east indies, he had never even seen unpowdered cloves or nutmeg plants So their imagination surely would have been inclined to picture vast densely planted factory farms, probably with hundreds of slaves toiling awayInstead they found some teepees and wampum beads
>>203128647approximately 0% chance of me reading a word of that
alri
>>203128637>Hmmm today I will, while not being physically present in America, enter a thread about a country that isn't America and America-bad post about American money
>>>/gif/27968067
why is it that the really fat bloated lads are all genuinely nice people?
>Hmmm today I will, while not being physically present in America, enter a thread about a country that isn't America and America-bad post about American money
>why is it that the really fat bloated lads are all genuinely nice people?
Hmmm these are pretty good. Wouldn't be surprised if the Euros don't have this flavor. I think Wintergreen flavor is meant to entice rednecks to quit chewing tobacco.
>>203128637i dunno but i hate iti have a couple benjamins just for some cash on hand that im just going to put back in the bank since they're starting to tear a bit
>>203128745>Hmmm today I will, while not being physical-OH CRIKEY IT'S A FACKEN HUNTSMAN CUNT GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OF-ACK
>>why is it that the really fat bloated lads are all genuinely nice people?
>>203128796australians dont give a shit about huntsman spiders
i’ve been in shepparton for exactly a day or so and i can confidently say it’s exactly what people think mebourne is like
>>203128742They've achieved caloric equilibrium
corr how's that for a sleep and a halfready for whatever this week throws at me
>>203128599i doubt you'll even pass the police checks to even do that
might win the lotteryreckon that would be nice
Having 2 girlfriends at the same time is not the one lads. Bitten off more than I can chew
>gave up smoking 3 months ago>already put on over a stone in weight>technically a bit overweight now
>>203128749Nice butterface
LIVERPOOL
>>203126429>>203126468Just pairs of tits
didn't win the FUCKING car competition
https://x.com/FearedBuck/status/1842601300070224243zoomer retards lmao i cant
god but also his son jesus sending me the most delicious tiktok fyp to start off my monday morning the right way ^.^
vyanse walkies hit different yo>WALKIES IN LA>WALKIES IN L-A>NO DOGGIES WALK IN LAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80WyBxo0Hto&ab_channel=MissingPersonsVEVO
>>203129206take your meds al
>>203129222vyvanse is my medsthat's why I'm walking in LAall day
In his upcoming memoir, Johnson also recalls kidding Netanyahu during the Israeli premier’s visit to the British Foreign Office.According to The Telegraph, Netanyahu was “awestruck” when shown the walnut desk in Johnson’s office, which the former UK premier said at the time was the one used by former British foreign minister Arthur Balfour to write the 1917 Balfour Declaration, which proclaimed London’s commitment to the Zionist cause of founding a Jewish state.In fact, Johnson is said to confess in his memoir, he has no idea where or how Balfour wrote the declaration, but it was unlikely at that desk.Johnson also reportedly recounts having claimed to possess the very pen with which Balfour wrote the declaration — only to delve into his would-be Zionist relic of a desk and produce a store-bought Bic pen.
>>203127209you keep posting this definition as if its a shield for you or some such thing. ťbh you sound like a person whos made frivolous claims online and also are unable to back up said claims and then realizing that you even managed to make yourself look stupid even while posting anonymously, which is quite something. just my 2 cents, correct me if im wrong
feel like SHIT
No toil today
>>203129361mad how apes live better lives than us
>>203129361Off to toil now
ktim
My knee is more painful than everI may need to see a doctor as it's becoming unbearable to walk to the train station
>>203129432
>>203129432you one of them southerner freaks that gets trains everywhere lol
>>203129458>kicks a man when he's downgreat person, you
god bless our servicemen and women
>>203129473at least he can kick, he's not the one with a bum knee
>my knee hurts aaaaah im losing my mind
>>203129479>hahahaWhy not helpGolden RuleWhat if you wanted some help and someone "bantered" you instead of helpingGrim
my mate leftypol wants to debate matt walsh about what is a woman and im scared hes going to be radicalised by the redpill manosphere
odds i self improve max and try to make something of myselfevens i take the blackpill and give updubs i kill myself
just a reminder leftypol has full support of the state and international capital
>>203129492Kick someone and you go to jail
>>203129517
>>203129534Somehow the flags remind me of graves
>>203129534to realise this is truly all these freaks need to do to know they are on the wrong side
>2020>plus 4>no supporting lgbt plus
Re-watched "Taken" for the first time in a long while. Never noticed how much that film depicts French people as being total pieces of shit kek
>>203129563>tranimals
>>203129574no rorke is the one on the wrong side of history
want an american gf so much lads
>>203129622Who is she
>>203129622So wheres that final camshow where she depression wanked and spaffed all over herself while sobbing her eyes out then
Dunno why but hearing "oh my days" makes me laugh
>>203129622>SQUIRM
Oh my hours
>>203129653oh my days these ausoids are easukt emused
>Every yank poster on /brit/
>>203129622imagine just destroying her arsehole then playing resident evil games on the og playsation
>>203129691aish mogs her
american women (cis)
>>203129691get tae fuck
>>203129599One of the first "he's literally me" films for boomers.
>>203129622Does anybody remember that time before she was a YouTuber she went on an IRL podcast and lied to everybody and told them she was Russian and spoke with a fake Russian accent the entire time?
>>203129691>the catMe>the womanTrannieshttps://youtu.be/PBOzs4uMPik?si=VJclJoWNsuceKbtI
>>203129691Bloody hell she’s put on the pounds
>>203126364Deeg subedish
>>203129712no
>>203126398Fit as fuck and goes like the clappers mate
>>203129701Grim munter
>>203129731stfu i bet you're c*Nadian
>>203126429Bullshit tits
UK 'must stand with Jewish community', says PM as he marks 7 October anniversarySir Keir Starmer has said the UK must "unequivocally stand with the Jewish community" as he marked the first anniversary of the 7 October Hamas attacks. The prime minister also reiterated calls for a ceasefire in the region, saying people should "not look the other way" as civilians bear the "ongoing dire consequences" of conflict. He described 7 October 2023 as "the darkest day in Jewish history since the Holocaust" and said that "collective grief has not diminished" in the year since. "Men, women, children and babies killed, mutilated, and tortured by the terrorists of Hamas," he said. "Jewish people murdered whilst protecting their families, young people massacred at a music festival, people abducted from their homes. "As a father, a husband, a son, a brother, meeting the families of those who lost their loved ones last week was unimaginable."Their grief and pain are ours, and it is shared in homes across the land."
>>203129727She tries to tell them that she was born in Russia but grew up in a Russian neighborhood in New York and that's why she speaks with an accent. You can tell that nobody fucking believes her after the first hour kek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_BQEDRZoA4
>>203126914What's so bad about your life mate?
Feeling blackpilled and furious
>>203129745Brits wouldn't know a beautiful woman if she milked their prostate
At the train stationWaiting for my train you see
>>203129749>As a father, a husband, a son, a brother, Should’ve just said as a Jew lover
>>203129779TRAINED
>>203129779>train stationFOY
Need a new car
>>203129502love ar rory
Eff Israel and eff you
>>203129795I have no idea how you buy a new (used) car without being scammed. My current car I inherited from a family member. When it breaks I will simply sell it to WeBuyAnyCar and then return to walking rather than have to deal with other people (buying a new used car).
>>203129779Best place to wait for a train imo
>>203129833>jewish supremacy is.... LE GOOD
wait so food in london is cheaper than nyc
Problem with Brit is no one posts daring synthesis anymore. People uses to cleverly evolve their gimmicks but now they just repeat the same posts that got a few (You)s over and over. Where's the creativity gone?
>>203129869we had big bradley with a sausage for a head the other week, that was well received
>>203129838use carwow
>>203129838Rule 1: Buy from an old person Rule 2: Do not buy a car from anyone from BirminghamRule 3: Do not buy a car from a young Asian maleRule 4: Buy from a dealer with some sort of guaranteeConsumer protections around private sales are practically non-existent which has advantages and disadvantages
>muh american girlsfor me it is DUTCH girls
>>203129869to the dogs la*glug glug*to THE DOGS
wtf
>>203129915
Nice morning
>>203129900Once took a Dutch girl's virginity on a lad's holiday abroad. Ever since then I've had an affinity for them. Honestly I like the Dutch in general
>>203129506>>hahaha>Why not help>Golden Rule>What if you wanted some help and someone "bantered" you instead of helping>Grimlad you don't have a clue
>>203129933Fake
i dont really listen to rap music but my friend a while ago invited me to a travis scott rap concert and i said i would go because it would be a bit of fun to hang out with my mates and that and now hes telling me the tickets were 300 dollarydoos each
How fucked are we when all the boomers are dead and whatever came after boomers are in nursing homes and our generation has to run the show
>>203129947not even close
>friendaussies are turbo normies
>>203129915I mean I don't do this obviously but I've certainly had my dog's tongue in my mouth for a moment when I've kissed herIt's only a tongue
I bought a ticket for a concern last week when I was in a good mood but now I'm depressed again and I don't feel like going
So food won't be expensive in London?
>>203129985alri billy no mates
>sees an aussie postI bought a ticket for concern
>>203129915yjk
>>203130004CuckNo man wants a gaggle of men around his women
Daisy's Destructionhttps://youtu.be/beIDo4PP02M?si=zDy-hjygp8MR_pBf
>>203130052reported for false advertising
>>203130069It's Japanese so it's nonce approved
kekthisisme
I survived the night
getting my daily dose of charlie kirk and matt walsh
>>203130106Good goy...let's see what we've got in store for you next*menacingly flips through an ominous looking book*
>>203129987do white people really?
I'm a crorepati in Indonesia
>>203130123If a dog's tongue accidentally enters my mouth I don't kill it, yesViolent savages
>>203129997London still has cheap supermarkets like Lidl, Aldi and Asda
Brotip: Mix a little cinnamon and sugar into a bowl and set it aside. Pop two bagels into the toasty. When they're done, immediately spread butter on them and put the cinna/sugar on top.
>>203130123Me too
>>203130132Accidentally is doing a lot of heavy lifting thereBro is rubbing peanut butter on his gums and calling in his dog
>>203130146>the carber
>>203130157>bro is living in the presence of a happy, innocent animal and doesn't rage out and kill itJustWhitePeopleThings
>>203130146and don't forget to pour yourself a tall, cold pepsi.
>>203130174MKULTRA moment
>>203130137This will be my first time in Europe so it will be fun if I am at a hostel I will just cook ground chicken/turkey and if I am staying a homies house I will eat some of his food
>>203130226Don't explore Europe at nightNo place to pissGrim as fuck
schizoyank hour
>>203130266literally everything you shouldnt do while you hydroplane he did
>>203129997honestly i cant sympathise with people who complain about food prices, youll be absolutely fine if you have any common sense and no insane meme diet dreamt up by the internet. allegedly germany is noticeably cheaper than here too
>>203130266Zoomedhttps://youtu.be/v6I8hx1-5uQ?si=iDDIJzeC7OteetD2
>>203126704never believe anything posted on reddit
anti-semitic behaviorgoyim: pay uphttps://youtu.be/TzG53F4XrMY?si=lO4_mmgzUSxSdyHb
>>203130226Ok bro enjoy it>>203130247You're a fucking retard, you can go in any pub to have a piss and there's even public urinals you can use. Bet you're one of those spastic yanks that also believes you can't get water in a restaurant
GO PENRITH GO THE PANTHERS
>>203130333Assuming you can fucking find the pub and you're not wandering through grim emptiness on edge for hours
>>203130170>bro thinks getting off with his dog makes it happy
>>203130292some of us want to eat better than beans on toast
hrrrrrmrmrmph is that a person blasting music on a portable speaker in a quiet public place i hear? i wonder what colour their skin might be
>>203130351>dog licking your face>ridiculous action>laugh at the absurdity>dog tongue enters mouth>sputter and laugh even moreIt's like you're not even human broDog is man's best friendhttps://youtu.be/JuBAcvTOiq8?si=6fkQTCv9O1WKTPU-
was at a cafe earlier today and an elderly man started blasting audio of bagpipes off his phone (he was watching a YouTube video of some sort)found myself more bemused than anything, boomers seem to have a totally different set of rules defining their social etiquette than Gen X, Y and Z(oomers)
>>203130349>map of pubs in the UKYeah I think you'll be alright you blind mongo, there's one on every street corner
pubs are miserable overpriced shitholes, beer doesn't even taste good, what kind of moron is paying £7 a pint for it
>>203130392You're having a laugh aren't you? I'm always surrounded by Zoomers blasting tiktoks out their phone on public transport. Does my nut in
Why did the fucking British car fuck industry fuck fail bumhole arse?
>>203130392They're trying to rival the dark ones in terms of influenceIt's like an IRL shitpostNot surprised it was an aussie boomer who did this100% safety net for all aussie ideas and actionsPerfect paradise where most social activities go unnoticed or have zero repercussions due to the idyllic nature of anglo behavior on the whole
(it was a black africanoid btw)
>>203130424>Zoomers blasting tiktoks out their phone on public transportnot really a thing in my experience, but sorry to hear
>>203130406I started off talking about Europe but I'm sure without cell service I'd be dying of pissrot in England too
>>203130406GOOD LADkeep the publess goose honest
>>203130457Yeah except we were talking about London mate
>>203130466>the POOBER Okay so Croatia and Germany and France didn't have adequate pubsYou want me to visit England as a result?https://youtu.be/JuBAcvTOiq8?si=6fkQTCv9O1WKTPU-
Mad how the British car industry just went and failed like that
JK Rowling on a mad one.
>>203130494nary a clue what you're trying to say there lad
>>203130505Women's toilets are fucking nasty
>>203130516how dare you stand where he stood(he being finlad)
Ladies of the Orient
Surviving the hangover sickness so farTummyberg is being put in its place
British Leyland just didn't make them like the British used to
>>203130509I want an enjoyable experience when going abroad. That means accommodating rest areas late into the nightIf 90% of Europe closes down at night I think I'll just go to Asia.
>>203130541mentally ill people like you shouldnt be out late at night in foreign countries
>>203130541what the hell are you on abouteurope has a huge night culture, there's a pub on every bloody street corner
want to shag a peng tranner
>>203130550Nightowls don't get the respect we deserve
>>203130502blame >British Leyland>Strikes>Poor QC>Foreign competition mogging usAmong other things. We don't deserve good industry in this country frankly
>>203130537best of luck
Is Orthodox Christianity actually growing in the west or is that just larp?
>>203130571al you are not a nightowl or some cool doomer wojak, you're a schizophrenic frogposter who shouldnt be posting online at all
>>203130570so you want to shag a bloke?
>>203130587yeah but one that looks like a girl
>>203130541You can go into any cafe in Paris late at night and enjoy some drinks and have a piss if you choose, they also have automatic self-cleaning bogs everywhere. I know as I've just been. Major European cities are open late, London is the outlier where most pubs shut at 11
>>203130561>every street cornerIf you don't have cell service you're fucked. You'll definitely be walking miles through empty streets gagging for a piss. That's my experience. Finding a pub was like a godsend. I even got a free ice cold beer in the pisser. I just fucking hate cities lad
>>203130576We winning dis shi
>>203130585why don't you go have gay sex with the canadian who repeats the same NPC lines>>203130605They are assholes
Americans don't go on holiday because they're scared they can't have a slash past 10pm
>>203130603nooooo thats impossible *rorkes eyes bug out and hishead explodes*
>>203130603why
>>203130633sometimes boys look like girls its 2024 get over it
>>203130622I pissed all over a German entryway and the tenants arrived midway so I ran like the wind
She's calling me Death, I don't know to react to this. I could call that not kawaii but I choose not to because I am good
>>203130603why not just shag a girl then
>>203130662>>203130662>>203130662
>>203130643been wanking like mad lately>>203130661mix it up a bit ygm
>>203130581It's young (virginal) western men who feel disenfranchised in society turning towards a system that gives them inherent value, something they lack and crave. Orthodoxy in particular is the 'underdog' right now so it also gives them a sense of being on the right side of the argument and fighting some greater evil that is trying to keep them down. Fascinating and pathetic in equal measure, and entirely performative.
>>203130655No one listens to DutchletsTrite nonce sense gone to the waysideYou became a meme with your silly heightoid faggotry
