Anne, Queen of Great Britain edition
poo smells lmao
poncey little 350ml bottle wouldn't even touch me
might convert to egyptism
>>203122487Kemet
>>203122487are those champagne glasses on his left
>>203122519yeah
>>203122487Imagine if the pharoahs got in a war with the Arabs now they'd probably fly two planes into his hat
>>203122533...cool
how does commiemong cope with the fact that all countries that have ever attempted communism just ended up as fascist
commiemong won't move to china because he can't claim bennies like he can here
>>203122098I was 21
>>203122141she "stopped" him? she "made" him? what exactly is a woman going to do if you decide to do something? sounds like he was just a wetwipe that deserved it
>>203122574Nah
>>203122648Nah as in he doesn't cope, he seethes
>>203122664Nah
*slaps thighs*right, off to bed
>>203122697i forbid you from going to bed
ow my thighs
Normalise deporting nationalist scum to Siberia and cracking them like eggs
*slaps your mum's arse*right, off to bed
ow my arse
corr need an indian gf
>>203122718You couldn't crack a fart
keep accidentally typing pornhub instead of youtube in the url bar
>>203122766done him
>>203122739someone post the edit with the guy wanking and shooting like 10 ropes of cum
might have a fucking wank
Get em raped
The Silk Road still casts a spell, but was the ancient trading route just a western invention?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5F5Botg5n0
ishowspeed is literally gay
>>203122916gay and black?truely unlucky
>>203122821nobody posted it thankfullysucks to be you
>>203122911their mum is so fit oh my days
feel like SHIT
>>203122438I hate how every fucking job's needs you to use indeed or linkned. When ever you apply nothing ever happens you just spam reply and nothing happens
>>203122886come on now, don't be a mongnobody has ever believed the silk road was one single continuous roadof course it was just a name given by europeans to the collection of roads and trading settlements that stretched all the way to india and chinalet's not act as if realising this is some great epiphany
all my farts have been silent and gusty today
most normal australian>Revealed - who has been visiting vile dog rapist Adam Britton behind bars... and WHY - after the crimes that shocked Australia were exposedhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13914605/who-visiting-vile-dog-rapist-Adam-Britton-bars-crimes-shocked-Australia-exposed.html
>>203122916who gives a cunting fuck which niggers are gay and which arent
Time to play some Cold Steel IV methinks
/brit/ more like fit
met this girl recently told her I'm NEET schizo but she's still into me. she's a doctor. don't understand what's happening. maybe she wants to fix me. my chances of being an incel are higher than converting this into a relationship though.
>>203122985i sent over 50 applications and nothing happened fucking bitches no place is actually hiring anyone so i am gonna give up and be a neet
commieGOD's visage will be sculpted in marble and placed in every town square of britain, while the rest of you will be relegated to the dustbin of history
>>203123072she is spying on you to take away your benefits
>>203123072she's gangstalking you
>>203123000no, everybody knows that julius ceaser personally commissioned the silk road (AKA sericum via) superhighway and personally travelled with the first shipment of goods to the han emperor himself. thats what everyone believes and has always believed
>>203123104Keir Starmer himself couldn't take away my neetbux, I am crazier than Kanye west
so this is rorke
>>203123104fucking keked irl
>>203123072how on earth do you meet girls as a NEET
>Proof Members of the Boruto Community Doxxed Me>Go use the dragon balls to resurrect you're half brother that niggas need that shit It's a weird world out there for anime youtubers
>>203123134Rafel?
>>203123173Tavistock? I haven't heard that name in years
>>203123198they memoryholed it
>>203123168blud watching anime youtubers
>>203123025His name is literally BRITTON
>>203123168....yh
>Watching a video on new Halo>Asian woman turns up 8 seconds in oh god whyi don't care these are the least creative people in america right now and they are in every creative nerd industrythey destroyed pixar they ruined cartoons and have now come for video games>24 seconds in okay i'm out
>>203123246is that a trannard?
>>203123246Get a clue rorke
>>203123246halo went woke
they should medicate every racist person
life consists only of pain and time
doing an incel rot in my childhood bedroom
The entire video is them just saying Unreal Engine 5 does all the work for them and they don't need to do anything technical. They are only talking to management personnel and artists. Do developers even work in this industry anymore
it's objectively good when video games become "woke"only non-whites should be wasting their time on manchild braindead activities like thatanything that brings white GODS back into the real world is positive
Okay a fat white guy is in charge of game design maybe there is some hope
why are they even making a new Halo what more do they need to say?
>>203123366people with unpronounceable surnames are not white
>>203123390I don't know. They didn't speak about story or gameplay. They just said UE5 does all the work and they are hiring more artists.
>>203123246
>>203123390they've spent like three games now trying to fix the mistake of killing off cortana
Where do I find prostitutes in the UK?
>>203123466Ask yer marj
*Homer voice* Marge are you a prostitute?
DEAD FUCKING GENERAL
HEY WAKE UP GUYS YOU HEARD HIM
i feel like hiring a hooker because no women will date a autistic man
season 4 of star trek the next generation has been a bit boring so far
Alright boys, how about we play a little game. For my 64th birth day, I think we should play a little game called duck duck prematurely sign up for medicare haha
>>203122820>>203122911bae x
https://x.com/Anarcho1776/status/1843075820572848430opened this and dudes are discussing whether jews "whiteness" and them playing both sides loool
Just walked down the stairs just now
WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LAZY CUNTS
OMDS
just walked out on my porch and saw thiswhat the hell!!!
>>203123682just bee yourself!
>>203123833America.... I fucking kneel.
>>203123807/brit/ is a toilers general, Monday Morning soon approaches the toilers need their toilsleep to endure it. Good luck dealing with the mentally ill JFs
>>203123833khajiit still fucking wastrels in 2024
Russia relying on the DPRK for shells simply proves why socialism is a better system
>>203123777>dude unironically said irish aren't whiteSCREAMING
>>203123860me on the right
For the benefit of Mr. KiteThere will be a show tonight on trampolineThe Hendersons will all be thereLate of Pablo Fanque's Fair, what a sceneOver men and horses, hoops and gartersLastly through a hogshead of real fireIn this way Mr. K will challenge the world
>>203123903irish arent white. they are swarthy
>>203123903michael e jones*
>>203123926clearly never left his smelly basement
time to boot up instagram I think
>>203123842i am too nervous to meet people and i only use hinge because there is no way a woman would be attracted to me
canonically what is leftypols dads occupationi know rorkes dad was killing in iraq (friendly fire) but what about leftypol
Get in la x
got the fleshlight out and loaded up the shadbase mirror
the thai vacation approaches
>white is part of european identity and binds us togetherbruv really said that
>>203124027left his job to be a fulltime twitter activist
>>203124027Dentist or attorney
the gf is gone on holiday this week and i took the week off from toil to get some COD in with the lads
>>203124020Get some therapy or self-help down you. We're malleable freaks as a species.
>>203124065Are you for real? What areas or cities are you planning on going to
whiteness is a mode of peace, I won't attack my neighbour cause he's white
I will not let beauty be extinguished from the world
>Hezbollah operatives were duped into holding pagers with 2 hands, causing worse injuries
i've never seen a black dude named "Mitch"
I've never seen a white dude named "Mitch"
i've never seen an englishman named "Me Bollocks"
ah... hello allGO THE MIGHTY PENRITH PANTHERSFOUR IN A ROW NRL COMPETITION PREMIERS
>>203124103I had one girlfriend but that was a one In a million chance but no woman is dumb enough to like me
>>203124202chuds leave the house to shop at stores?
>>203124115no, not soon at least. approaches as in "eventually I will go", just saw some post on instagram about thailand so posted it here
>>203124090deano and stuart seem like top lads
>>203124233i do all my shopping 20 minutes before the shops close
still awake cuz i'm not a toilfreak that toils
https://old.reddit.com/r/30PlusSkinCare/comments/1d79w12/cheapesteasiest_way_to_get_tretinoin/
>international break
>>203124215Your inner stories need bludgeoning
>>203124273pretty mental that that's a real thing a real person said
>>203124273most intellectually curious boomer
>>203124324post made me laugh
bruv talking about how the jews stole "woke"(don't be ignorant) from the black man and turned it into a degeneracy signal, similar too the rainbow desu
>>203124027a nonce
>>203124135
Just love whisky lads
>>203124409glad you're enjoying it
ohhh myyyy fucking GODi've only just been told i tried to get gay with my (female) friend's boyfriend on saturday
I may have gone too far in a few places
>>203124299i am a ugly autistic retard
Local takeaway asking if I want to leave a tip after driving my own ass to the shop to get the food is craaaaaazy. Nobody waited on me, nobody served me. All somebody did was make the food and box it up.
>>203124409That is called SCOTCH
>>203124443erm
>>203124455You can still get a filipina or Indonesian girl. Every weird autistic thing you do they'll think is normal white people stuff
>>203124457not their fault really, your minimum wage and tipping culture is mental
>>203124461If youre a yank
>>203124452for me I don't go far enough
>>203124477my ex was mixed race and a light skin. I am only attracted to brown women
>>203124452I get the reference
>>203124512Same rule applies to latinas non American ones obviously
this yank really just stream-of-consciousing /brit/ up isn't he
Big day for /brit/ tomorrow as Mousenonce returns. Be here or miss out!
>>203124559
>>203124443fr?
>>203124409i like laphroiag from time to time but could never session it, the intense smokiness actually gets boring if i drink too much of it
hello and how are all my little daddies today?
>>203124596I love it in winter. Feel like im in some isolated pub in the middle of the highlands. Very comfy
>>203124620good lad!
>>203124596you shouldn't be having more than one drink anywayyou know that
Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
>>203124493Protip if you ever visit the US and want out of an awkward situation: to be nice, you should probably tip your waiter. HOWEVER, if you are asked to tip for takeaway or coffee or whatever, just lie and say that it's not for you and you are buying for somebody else.
>>203124620i like a more balanced whisky like dalwhinniewould happily drink a whole bottle over a couple evenings, paird with a few toscanos and some good cheese
>>203124581yh
What a funny coincidence that the first nz navy ship to sink during peace time was also the first to be captained by a lesbian
Currently listening to AFIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8-_bguja2U
>>203124665lmao that won't work but also no one should be asking for tipsjust walk away
>>203124685I remember them
i am queens boulevard
>>203124665*tips my hat *
>islay whisky>highlands
>>203124666Dull whiner more like
>>203124665i'd just make some proper autistic reference like "i don't sneed" and laugh autistically and walk awaythey'd just think "oh he's an autist fair enough"
>>203124741>drink a cool refreshing lager on a summers day imagine yourself on beach somewhere or by a pool Brewed in moss side, manchester
LIKE AN ANGELWITH TWO BROKEN WINGSREACH TO THE SKY AGAINLIKE A DEVILMEANT FOR BETTER THINGSI WILL FIND MY PLACE ON HIGH
Next episode of the penguin came out
I do love fried chicken, I can not lie to you.
here have my stellaris faction backstory from 4 years ago the Terran republic formed during the aftermath of the invasion of earth. the united governments of earth now are on a mission to bring liberty and justice to every star in the galaxy
>>203124671do you often do fag shit on drink?
>>203124824i do it all the time mate i'm openly gay
>>203124810David Cameroon
>>203124754kek
>>203124817What a generic backstory. Why not be the slug people wishing to feast on verdant plants while avoiding their enemies, avian races and salt
>>203124840don't drink around relationships you don't want to risk ruining, better yet, get married to some bird and raise a family
>terran republic>united governments of earth>credits>galactic federation>evil empire>hyperspace>a'li'en's
>>203124840not nice trying to crack on to your mate's bf is it though
>>203124917if this individual was real and not a heavily photoshopped image, he would surely be living an extremely pained existence
2:30am. Toil in the morning. Cant sleep. Remember when i was like 19 and could literally stay awake all day.
here is my backstowy for a tihng i jsut made up:they're all addicted to backgammon,.. every lasyt one of them... and it's been tthis way since the fall of the precvious regine as that regine was very heavy handed with all teh people who played all games but especiall y backgammon so now they all play that constantly as the regime ios gone and they can do it without any problemsbut there is one man...l our hero, who is the only one in society to not be addicted to backgammon. because he realsies that it's shit and no one else does. he realised that everyone only likes it cos uit was banned beforeso he's tryna stop them all from playing it so much
bought stellaris and all the dlcs years ago but i never find myself in the mood to actually sit down and play them
>>203124954Good story mate better than this slop >>203124817
>>203124954my film is calledBACKGAMMON: the
watching the Big Bang theory
am a shagger but i've never taken a girl's virginity and it bothers me a fair bit
here is a subplot for BACKGAMMON: thethere is no woman for our hero until his sitser gets naked in front of him once and he decides all along it was his sister he wants to fuck
>>203125013don’t sound like much of a shagger then
just shagged my cousin
OUR DREAMS SEEMED NOT FAR AWAYI WANT TOI WANT TOI WANT TO STAY
what, she's my cousin?i swear i thought she was my second cousin
>>203125042nice vpn João
chuckling away at the Big Bang theory here
should probably stop eating all this chocolate
mad how hitler, churchill, henry viii, they've all had a wank
>>203125090ktimhad 3/4s of a big bar of dairy milk oreo and a kinder bueno literally just now and about 5 cookies earlier today
>>203125090I ate 2 packs of maryland cookies in 3 days, fuck
>>203125105fat fookin bastid
>>203125105>3/4s of a big bar of dairy milk oreo and a kinder buenoamateur numbers>>203125090>>203125105your body is craving magnesium hence craving the chocolate
>>203124978bad lad
>>203125101the great unifier
>>203125133just a feeling a bit blue x>>203125143i take magnesium glycinate. if anything my magnesium numbers are probably too high
>>203125090never been a fan of sweets or soft drinks but am an absolute chocolate FIEND
*uses HM Fly to Viridian City*
>>203125101could believe hitler never had a wank. by most acounts he was like an alien, had this strange aura about him
>>203125144dont see howBig Bang theory is a funny show
my benis has become the big benis
>>203125192no one who respects themselves would say such a thing
>>203125189Posthumous hagiography.He was a perverted drug addict, not an asectic monk.
>>203125189by all accounts he was also a complete deviant so I'm pretty sure he would have
trans power is the future
dinner with the bpd model tomorrow night lads
brit bros...
>>203125248Pretty sure men are already in charge mate.
big bang theory episode where Sheldon and Leonard discover /brit/
>>203125254best of luck
>>203125255funny how a lot of virgins can't relate to him anymore because he has sex in the film and it greatly upset them
>>203125189He most definitely had a wank. He shagged Eva Braun on the same sofa Neville Chamberlain sat on, Eva herself told this to a friend.
>>203125248put them in hamster wheels and that?
>>203125346what are you gonna do, shoot me?
>>203125231not really. contemporaneously he was regarded as strange among dictatorsfor example, this is from 1938https://carljungdepthpsychologysite.blog/2020/11/13/dictators/
>>203125376
willy
>>203125376cant tell if this is a critique of physiognomy or not
>>203125430I’ve got one of those
>>203125430yes please
>>203125428bet that cunt at the top is the one who keeps banning me for saying the n word
>>203125255let's just say that jack nicholson wouldn't have agreed to getting sodomized by night sticksthat's why this joker is king of faggots
>>203125431you're a goose mate
>>203125473how am i supposed to know the original context of the image then
Currently listening to Alkaline Triohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm_TSg7t3kE
>>203125431it's a book for children, hope this helps
>>203125506damn that's a blast from the past
>>203125520Here's one for you then mate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEBaF69L2pw
>>203125512bizarre art for a children's booklooks like the same style as a political cartoon
>>203125547it's really not
joining the idf so i can rape and murder arabs and be celebrated for it
>>203125542dont know thisbut used to listen to alkaline trio like 20 years ago
fond rememberances of old point and click adventure games
Based Brits (covertly) fighting the good fight against sneed oils
>>203125572Their new album slapshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MWkkXO8n7E
>Female Israeli border guard, 25, 'executed' by gunman in terror attack on eve of October 7
>>203125215follow her on twitch but forgot her account name
i'll slap you in a minute
its phil-it notphil-ayefuck off
>>203125651
>>203125255joker 2 is a humiliation ritual
>>203125651what's so special about October 7th?
>>203125692how'd you manage to hide under a rock this last year
>>203125692it's my birthday
>>203125692have you been living under a rock for the past year
>Mohali: Two-month-old girl chokes on vomited milk, dies
>>203125722happy terrorist daybrown man go boom and vroom
>>203125651>femoid guardretards
spent all day playing shogun 2 total war
>>203125719>>203125723
>spent all day playing shogun 2 total war
>>203125806Lmao looks just like him
>>203125719>>203125723I take it that's when they last got attacked? Didn't really take notice.
>>203125806i had fun, it was enjoyable and cosydid you have a nice day anon
not sure why mooslims keep doing terrorist shit when it always ends up with them dead
just had a deja vu
>>203125651corrrr bet he enjoyed that aha
>>203125996
farting under my duvet
>>203125996>>203126039Why would somebody enjoy taking the life of a human beingHumans are made in the image of God.
>>203126085not good is it mate
>>203126085even the spastics?
>>203126105YES mate
>>203126085just sending back the defects
>>203126143that mean god's spastic too?
>>203126102>>203126105Even when God commands His people to kill someone, such as in a war, it is treated as a tragic but sadly necessary thing. Never something to laugh about.
>>203126163do you not take joy in doing god's good work
sir cock wanker
Winning #winning#winningtigerblood @GeorgeFloyd @CincinnatiZoo
>>203122438Genuinely vile how Hollywood revised history and made it popular believe that Queen Anne was a lesbian nymphomaniac with zero evidence beyond nu-historians making baseless speculations.
The Penguin sucks man! What were you talking about earlier!
christian mongs literally saying their god is a downie ahahaha
>>203126228Any normal healthy friendship between two males in history is treated as a secret gay romance by (((historians))) now.
>>203126199In the middle ages when Christians went to war, after they got back they had to pay a penance by being denied the Eucharist for some time. It's not that they sinned by killing their enemies in war. It's because taking the life of another human being is still a terrible thing, even when it's necessary and not sinful. They had respect for human life back then.
After Steiner's attack, everything will be alright.
christians are such cucks that they feel bad after killing their enemies who wouldn't even bat a eyelid thinking about killing themso deserved that it is dying out, apart from a few countries and some people like uhh catyank on 4chan lmfao
hello?
>>203126308Let me clarify this further. Denying them the Eucharist was not a punishment. The purpose of it was to emphasize the sanctity of human life, even when it is enemies you were killing in a war.
>>203126337Was just saying this to my three shelter dogs
>>203126364>>203126364>>203126364>>203126364
>nooo but he's a few posts earlyif you wait until 310 then we end up with 3 generals being posted at once
