opossum edition>>203123386previous
>>203128294First for leafs.
I more of a raccoon guy.
Second for queefs
>>203128294i look like that
>>203128294>intelligentThis is objectively untrue thoughbeit
Later losers going to meet rich women in my area
you may have heard of seal team six, but you haven't heard of walrus team six and a half
opposable-thumb gang!
>>203128347but have you seen 'obey the walrus'?
thinkin about kweenz
>>203128371I’m thankful that I watched The Sopranos as a kid, and it instilled the idea that gambling is for degenerate losers
any ideas on how i can scam old people out of their fortunes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Nmf5_K3hJs
>>203128371bizarre
>>203128399>incel huezilian was a jeet all alongthat would explain a lot
>>203128242>learn the British way of spelling everything in school>be influenced by Americans from the internetWhen I went back to university, I had to reremind myself on how to spell words properly for essays. There was lots of times where I'd have to double check online, on how to spell words the British way again.The grey/gray is still the worst one for me.
>>203128419gey/gay is tough
>>203128302why is walking alone at night so satisfying
>>203128323both are good but marsupials are cool
Time for bed.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728256954828218.webm
Lul
>>203128451night bud
>>203128347i really like this post
>>203128389Video games gave me immediate rewards, that I could never get into gambling. I tried when I first turned 18, but it was too frustrating.>gamble $60 in slots>lose everything in a matter of minutesMe: wtf is this shit?! I could have bought an entire video game with that same amount. Fuck this place.And then I never gambled again.
im gonna turn the ac real low, get comfy in bed and read my chinese cultivation novels and theres literally nothing you can do to stop me. i bet youre absolutely fuming right now, well deal with it bozo.
;^)
>>203128355hey i have those
>>203128453he's a ccp slave
Meow meow meow meow.
>>203128478im so angry my eyes are about to pop out of my head dude you have no idea>>203128451good night
>>203128478delete your post NOW
>>203128294>they're very intelligentcapopossums are big retards
>>203128453It's wild when you hear the instrumental part so much on social media, that you don't even know it's from a real song.33 seconds to 39 seconds is like the only part of the song I knew existed.
there is literally nothing to play, i am devastated
>>203128487high five
>>203128419But we don't spell things the British way, we spell them the Canadian way.>organize not organise>gynecology not gynaecology>curb and tire unlike Brits also>Canadians also use amongst, tend to say sneaked more vs snuck unlike Americans or BritishUsing a confusing mix of both is very Canadian
>>203128525>>203128334they do the best they can with what they have okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjmaj-wtAPs
>>203128556Very true. I get confused a lot by spell checks.>wtf that's totally a word>wtf that's totally how to spell it
>>203128559I like them, as the only marsupial resident of Canada and the US they are interesting. But it's just weird that they went with that on the graphic when they are known for being unintelligent and having very small brains for their body size (encephalization quotient)
Finished the kino This shit was fucked up!I liked it
>>203128554smack
>omg my ethnicity is so mysterious and spicy >no one can ever guess what it is from my big lips and wide flat nose annd nappy hair and black skin>no Im not black, Im SomalianWhy do black niggas do this
>wordlesmashed>connectionscrushed>quordlerocked>/cum/shocked
>>203128607Watch this movie next
siting here in my undies and my ass is sweating
>>203128623lol I saw that thread too. I think it was just him trying to show not all Somalis have that ugly bulb head. Somalis are also unironic chuds who will tell you they aren't black and bring out phenotype charts to "prove" it. Very funny tbqh
>>203128632let me do the connections real quick >>203128660it's october it shouldn't be that hot outside right
>>203128694california and arizona are hot
>>203128633>As Taiwan succumbs to a viral pandemic that transforms peaceful citizens into sadistic, bloodthirsty maniacs, a young couple must battle to be reunited before they too become infectedI'm not huge into zombie movies (or non-japanese Asian movies), I think horror films are usually better when smaller scale. I'll keep an open mind and add it to my general watch list, but I have a bunch of other movies I've already planned on watching this month so I might not get to it. But since you gave me a (You) for my kinoblogpost, I promise I'll watch it before the end of the year.
>>203128632i had one try left it was close
>>203128735Canadian director thoughbeit, also they aren't zombies at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4qsjmLxhow
>>203128740is that the monday or sunday one
y'all got any of the autumn?
goodnight
>>203128762Okay, I seeThanks for the rec
>>203128632wordle pisses me off sometimes
Is Somalia the worst country to be born in?
>>203128778you must have sinned greatly during your life
>>203128735Sounds like covid to me. We had all the retards giving their rights away and then being so stir crazy that they rioted over a junkie ODing.
>>203128792Youre not supposed to play like thatUse up a bunch of common letters that dont even fit the previous clues
>>203128790no problem, I appreciated your kinoposts also. /cum/ needs more kino posting to go with the usual /mu/ posting
>>203128776monday one>>203128788good night
>>203128803>black>muslim>war torn shitholeI mean it's hard to top that innit
>>203128837all our posts are kino
>>203128833I play how I want. I get all the vowels out and the wheel of fortune RSTLN(E)
>>203128778It's ranging between -1C and 18C for the next week. I'm *just* starting autumn.
So is it just like coincidence that the african tribe that got converted to judaism is also the wimpy beta oneTheres nothing inherently wimpy about the teachings of bronze age judaism its just the standard brutalist morality they all had back thenWhy was it ethiopians and not nigerians or congollese
there's a stupid recently built suburb in my area that's probably going to get rekt by milton. It's already been flooded just from rain. urban developers btfo
>>203128870no wonder tornado alley exists. you're up there hogging all the fucking cold and im getting all the damn heat. do u mind sharing? i dont care if doing so drops tornados on all the plains
>>203128863You like to live dangerously then
>>203128837I'm happy to hear it!Next up: Sleepaway CampI know this movie has a transgender and a famous ending so I'm closing /cum/ until its over in case someone decides to talk about the ending, can't risk getting this 40 year old movie spoiled for me.
>>203128860>all our posts are kinoif you ignore the foreign flags and schizo, perhaps
well?
>>203128896We will *very* rarely get tornadoes on the prairies, so I can't risk sharing the cold air. I actually want winter to happen sooner.
wake and bake tamarrah fellas?
sar do the needful sar
>>203128925miku miku dop dop doppmiku miku yes yes
>>203128925Pee is only hot if it's omorashi
>>203128925I mean, baja blast is pretty good.
>>203128996Pee is only hot when I get to watch her be slightly uncomfortable with someone watching her. Pissing yourself isn't hot.
6:30 seems like a good time to get up at tomorrow.
>>203128740>he doesn't get purple first
>>203128903this is my scribble game character >>203128925oh dear
>>203129073Do you usually always wake up at 6:30? What time do you go to bed? Do you sleep good buddy?
>>203128925Honestly, Is there even a difference between Baja and Miku Piss?
>>203129108im not
>>203129108Wow, /cum/ confirmed election interference.
>>203128937i don’t do that anymore cause it’s horrible for my productivity
>>203129115Usually 12am -> 7:30.So I should go to bed soon to make it 11pm -> 6:30.
i was reading about japanese sables and i’m a fan
>>203128294>>203128311>>203128323>>203128324And Scotland
can hear the mice eating the poison i laid
>>203129176based
>>203129176stupid bakas
>>20312869460 out
>>203129176mice dont bother coming to my house because from my aura they can tell a real predator is in this territory (me). sucks for u tho
>>203129155Is there a Pokemon based off these guys
>>203128900It isn't that good
>>203129220i have probably killed a hundred mice by now. they wont stop
>>203129242they prolly fleeing me across the border, sorry bud. make one of those bucket contraptions with a spinning wheel with peanut butter where they fall in. make sure u never empty it tho so they can eat each other alive as they starve
>>203129260too lazy to make one. i just buy snap traps, glue traps and poison
>>203129220i really like this post
>>203129230i’m not surejust look at him
>>203129332He's a friend
>>203129242you need to build a better mousetrap like your fellow canadianshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4PaGvAhV9I
>>203129230Google doesn't show me one, the one that has the closest name is a gremlin.
its time for sleep. good night anons, make sure to tuck yourselves in nicely and dont sleep with a fan on your face or you may get a cold and that would be really unfortunate
i woke up at like 8pm
>>203129355I wonder how much water is added.
>>203129460Grim
>>203129447good nighti think that's a superstition though about getting a cold from running a fan
>>203129447>>203129504https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
Korean pipo think that fans suck oxygen out of the room and will kill you if you leave it on
>>203129176Nooooo!
>>203129525you just saved someones life
>>203129554It's a myth.
It's crazy how fucked America is. It's also crazier how much in denial our agencies are that they are still on the whole white train
>>203129561you are a hero for sharing that link. thank you i will make sure i spread the word.
insane
>>203129564Your agencies are not only the cause, but are milking you dry. It's not denial and it's not a bug, but a feature.
What do you think about those old people gambling machines (the dopamine!) And parkinsons disease? But unironically And I was knmt asking because some of the news articles were about the distractions test (that they use for hallucinating schizophrenia)And maybe also with the serotonin
Talk about the jews
>>203129606i dont have any problems with them
>>203129606Overrated food, boring culture, too many conspiracies surrounding them from millennial of jew haters.The one thing they did get right, is they managed to keep their rites of passage into adulthood. Western society ditched all of ours, and it was such a mistake.
>>203129623>Amerimutt>includes a leaf niggerkek
>>203129606sinefel
>>203129580No shit Sherlock. I wouldn't call it "milking" since white people benefit from the system. What I'm saying is that since Mexicans don't benefit from whiteness they refuse to integrate. Whites today are seen like Asians. Mostly because soft power doesn't work anymore. It's done. My point is that I'm surprised our agencies haven't been working on a replacement to this system.
standing here i realize
Reddit r momsofreddit R singlemoms
>>203129688As I said, what the agencies are doing isn't a bug, but a feature. They're not interested in making your country work right. They're interested in milking you, regardless of your race.
I found it again Before I was drinking Someone there her baby got croup, got better and then she got sickThat is interesting bevause they both got sick the same. And the immune system starts to be made (from the mother) while in the womb, from the rockefeller paper abojt the immune system And I wanted to go back to it to post so here because (and to say nothing to them) it wojld be good to know what a doctor would say to her now that both of them have alreadybbeen sick, so it could be a herd immunity thing and they are now both more resilient to the virus
>>203129743>They're not interested in making your country work right.You are too immature for this conversation.
It's interesting that she got sick as well. Also that the paper has already had some kind of real use, and if she does follow up with how it went it can be known to me for thr future to then confirm or deny it if it js ever useful again. Or if not then it makes u think
Do you sit to pee? Be honest.
I ate a salad from a different shop bevause it has like 40 percent less salt in it AND a disposable fork, but I think they use cabbage or something bevause it made me feel sick. But at the same time I ate bacon and chicken together and beef with thar also
>>203129819never
>>203129819only if i'm doing a poo
>>203129819Only while I'm shitting.
Not mostly bevayse of that situation but single mothers have a hard life. Going to close the tab now. Going to go work out actually
>>203129697Kek I need to browse those. My favorite is r/regretful parents or whatever it's called
>>203128471tbqh I think this is why I can't play gacha's despite being addicted to both anime and gaming, I grew up playing jrpgs that were full complete games, expecting me to gamble for characters I like is just too retarded for me, I never had to worry if I could play as Yuri in Vesperia he was just a part of the game, so why the fuck would I want to gamble for some dumb slut
>>203128432Should be easy for you to remember L M A O
>>203129938me on the left
My county had its first case of locally acquired dengue
if you were methmaxxing you could have all the white girls you can take
>>203129990do you pick it up from mosquitos im guessing
The generation of chudcels born in 1975 must be the unluckiest everNot a single happening or war in your entire lifeNo 9/11 and the sandmonkey wars do not count those were the biggest nothingburgers ever and its a travesty that they occupied so much of the national consciousness for so longThe whole 2000s wasted on nothingburgersAnd now that generation is almost 50 and too old and decrepit to do anything at the next happeningIf SHTF in 2035, millenials will be there to provide elder chuddy wisdom, GenZ will be flourishing in the prime of their manhood, with gen alpha rounding out as the plucky fresh youngstersBut the late 70s kids are just totally fucked, whata(nothing)burger of a lifetime
penis is currently hard
>>203130040>oh no you had to live in a period of peace and prosperity>you didn’t get to be a golem for Israel in some retarded ZOG war
>>203130024Yes
>>203130110i see a lot of citronella candles and deet in your future, and long sleeve shirts
>i pump my own gas>i pump my own gas
>>203129990Feels good to live under the protection of the arctic winds that kill all bugs
>>203130040They were the last Whites to grow up in super majority White USA. People really don't get how important that is
>>203130166they stopped putting out those plastic gloves at the gas pumps after covid was over and i kind of want them back
>>203130166i pump your mom’s ass
would you love me if i turned into a worm
>>203130308I don't love you now, so no
Tranny Jannies are shit. Never think that they're good.Got a 3-day for using 3 different racial slurs in 1 post.
>>203130308yeah babe you could ride around on my shoulder like a parrot
>>203130331thank you i'll also be needing to be occasionally spritzed by a water bottle so my skin stays moist
>>203128365Ugh fuck you
N
>>203130519sad
season 1 of shingeki no kinojin completed
i could kiss whoever invented the heated blanket on the lips right now
also my head feels like its about to explode i'm not in a good way right now
pringles is so ass
>>203130816Are, not is.
>>203130816shut the fuck up
>>203129938i think that's just being frugal. i did not grow up with an allowance until i earned my own money. the money i did get went into what i really cared about. these "whale" type games like card collection games and gacha just cost too much money for me to ever consider realistically.
>>203130937it tastes like eating starch at least it gives a tube to store things in
>>203131067why would you store things in a pringles can
>>203131122why not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EufwZw7LpVY
>>20313112210/10 pussy feels like hitting a pringles can
>>203131122only place I can store my gigantic penis
2/3 of the responses of the test group referenced a penis, owing to the phallic nature of the pringles canfascinating case study into understanding the male mind
>>203131352>owing to the phallic nature of the pringles canackchyually the pringles can is yonic
>>203131393i guess it's a matter of perspective
i bet your pussy is nice and plump
good night
>>203131411there’s a bit of a rorschach test of whether you’re considering the exterior or interior of the can, but the interior recalls the etymology of vagina, which is latin for “sheath,” as in the receptacle in which one would put a sword
Hello.
>You're a failure you're as fragile as a birdThat was said a long time ago by someone I used to talk to every day no matter what time it was, what does it mean? do you understand?
>>203131524un man utan snus ar som en kvinna utan mus
>>203131581Is this pig latin?
I spend endless sleepless nights thinking about the things this person said to me, really got under my skin.
beibi ui uer born tu ran
igpay atinlay?
>>203131680>I am going to behead you with a chainsaw and wear your face after I killed your family Why did you piss the cartels off?
>>203131940I wish, those motherfuckers deserve it
I didn't go to prison!
>Are you really gonna swim with your shirt on, anon?
>>203133859I'm hairy and my back is covered in moles
>>203133635I have a birthmark that kinda looks like the map of the US>b-but anon post itNo
I'm public drinking right now
reading the manual for fallout 1its very in depth, this is quite the complex game
>>203134491not really but it requires more thought than the newer titles*
The only thing left now unless criminal law judges say "no" is for anon jere and everyone around me to know that I am not a danger to children or whatever you are saying pedo shit for, please. I am not a pedophile
>>203134559ok sirthis is a wendys
>>203134606Don’t respond to mousenonce
I don't know if it was the black guy or he was just mad, or there was a third. But if he had AIDS or if I wasn't joking about hepatitis and he wanted to hate me so badly that he gave me literally AIDS, and the dickhead neighbour you antagonised me with called the cops, and I spat at them then it wojld of.been 100 percent your fault that the cop got that and ruined his life for them handcuffing me and beating me up
The only reason your actions didn't give a ra dom police officer just doing his job AIDS is because the black guy didn't want to take it that far
give me something to do with dell latitude e6400its too low spec for windows 10, and i hate windows 7, so all thats left is vista
>>203134668He was not doing his job he was acting as a hired thug. I was the one who didn't take it far. There was zero reason for them to knock on my door. Zero proof and the test came out negative
Arrested for resisting arrest. That is literally THE joke I like legal age women and sometimes men (and they are legal age). If it was my child and I hated someone for that from more than a suspicion, with evidence, I would probably not care either. But I'm not
>>203134813I didn't make them give you an AIDS test. I gave nobody names and if they asked you bevayse of me they probably just thoight we were intimate from seeing each other around sometimes and bevayse they are gangstalking me like so many others by the way. Kind of fucked up they wojld gangstalk me more than the undercover police when I downloaded a bunch of "how to make heroin" for educational purposes
>>203134813Did they really think we have sex? That's funny My blood test was for fun and bevause my hand was numb. Then I saw that AIDS ones are expensive, so I said yes I want one
Well police.know that I'm the local weirdo and clmd see me when I'm drunk outside now
>>203134968But that would not be fun cuz I have aids
>>203135016OK you are just the ESL flag guy who comes here to ask if his accent is normal Sucks ghat you have AIDS if realYou said the test came back negative though
Good morning /cum/friends!
>>203135005Oh mah gawd is that someone who is thinking to himself?
Be right back Forum got to go walk around off the bus with a hardon in jeans. I haven't worn a t shirt for legit 3 years before today. And I'm wearing jeans. I had another pair of tracksuit bottomes which don't smell but I don't know I have seen the gang members who run fast wear this color. But I don't want to be the stinky guy so I will wear them. They (nobody really) likes the stinky guy
Which state should I move to?
>>203135165Florida
>>203135194>Hot >The people are insane >They have fucking hurricanes Canadian provinces work too. I wish I could live in BC.
>>203135074My posts look more schizo because I'm phone posting and half the words don't get spell checked or corrected. And I am fasting
>>203135258I just don't wanna go out in the sun
>>203135165Osaka
If I lived in BC I would change the acronym to BBC
I lost like 40% of tan I can't go out in the sun I'll literally pass out
Just had a brioche hot dog with cheddar sauce and caramelized onions
>>203135278>don't want to go out in the sunYou live in Iran though
I'm afraid to say anything I'll be called a creep
>>203135760omg why doesn't he talk it's so creepy
>>203135806STAAAAHHHPPPP
I'm not a racist by the way
>>203135415Mutts law
>Americans named a sandwich after nutting into a fluffer because it looks like there's cum dripping out of it, and they want to eat itThis is what happens when your society is too obsessed with porn
Day time drinking is OberNow allergy medication is my best friend. Theh I will sit outside in the sun
Sleeping is my best friend now
Last week I flirted with like 2 girls and I actually saw the one person that I actually like today and didn't talk or couldn't even look at her except two times and smiled :) I know you shouldn't have liquid confidence and then talk to someone that you like. Still though So goodnight
>>203136924Good for you, champ.
>>203136433that is not the etymology of "fluffernutter"typical euro, thinking about eating american cum
i don't think i will learn how to peel a soft boiled egg.
good morning sirs
kinda crazy that replying to someone saying "btw i'm trans" gives a ban as long as spamming gay porn on a blue board
>>203137753goodlow effort garbage response likely from /v/ or basedjack party
>>203128833>Use up a bunch of common letters that dont even fit the previous cluesyou didn't beat the game
Good morning my fellow african-americans
>>203137922see the post below yours
>>203137994"you didnt beat the game" is bad now? is it a serious response or a meme? to me if you use bugs or cheats you didnt beat the game
i don't know what i expected.
>>203137395this will be him next month
No mice, no AIDS.
when do i get my "gooned to furry hentai" award, or my "complained about blimpf" award?
>>203138718but i dont hate trump
>>203138772and i'm not you
For me it's hawk tuah
the best part of getting your cock sucked is that the woman can't talk
its forever mega over
>>203138772i do though
i think its kind of kino that the guy from need for speed died in a car crash in a sports car
talk tuah
hawk tuah the polls
he was actually from The Fast and the Furious but true
he was from gran turismo
no he was from forza
>>203139054good thing you can't vote
>>203130205Plastic gloves at the gas station is the most based gas stations will ever be
Business idea: make low quality, off-topic posts and then r*p*rt chuds who reply to me.
Pokemon go vote tuah
not bad but how do you monetize it
grim
In america, we see Joker 2 as actually a genius cautionary tale about what happens when a clownpilled sigma doomer betrays his truecel chud bros for a bimbofoid and becomes a cringe fakecelis this the same in your country?
>>203139375why is this surprising to you
>>203139375>believing redditthey are worse than greentexts
>>203139657Based individual if I do say so myself
>>203139375Some fat greasy manlet redditor wrote this while tugging at his tictac.
Another one
>>203140094not my problem
>>203139375Living the dreamI don’t condone it but that’s the way it is
Doggo is in crazy mode rn
>>203139375so what you're telling me is that trope in TV, movies and video games where rich bimbo housewives fuck their personal trainer/tennis coach/yoga instructor has some basis in reality?
>>203139442I know exactly one person who plans to see this film. Personally, I am not interested beyond a morbid curiosity because the producers claim I will hate their film. Why make something to offend the fans? Why try to hurt me, a man you have never met? These questions keep me awake at night.
>>203140380>the producers claim I will hate their film>jews will literally lose hundreds of millions of dollars just to spite fans of the first filmngl they really are like that
I'm not ready to wear long pants yet
Work soon
>>203140725commence your toil, but try to enjoy it
i sweat way too much when working out. it's becoming problematic for me
Mmmmmmm yes? Where's my place horse?
What roman names are still in use today?MarcusTitusCaesar
hello
>>203141014Mornin
>>203140992don't Polacks love naming their sons Augustus
>>203141157I don't know
>>203141085hows it going bud?
>>203141280Have to get up for work soon How're you friendo
>>203128471the only thing in video games that comes close to the feeling of winning a gamble is like a 6 vs 1 Search and Destroy clutch.
>>203141310doing okay. enjoy your work.
>>203141162the most hateful rulers are manlets and foreigners.
my sister brought her boyfriend over from south carolina and i have never heard someone who sounded so stupid before once in my life. all the people he talks to the phone sound equally as dumb as well. just when you think the average person is relatively intelligent, it's people like these that really humble you and make you realize there is an incredible amount of dumb people in the world
>>203141760>just when you think the average person is relatively intelligenti live in a very diverse area, so i never had this delusion
>>203141760>seething because that guy is plapping his sisterlaughterstops.jpg
>>203141760uh, in english, professor?
it begins
>>203141760wait until you meet me
>>203141790so do i, i'm not too far from nyc. but i guess the people i interact with is limited to a certain threshold>>203141824i really don't give a fuck, she's in her 30s with a kid and can't hold a stable relationship without getting bored. she's twice the guys' weight and has clear mental issues as well. we got in a fight once and he started shaking and said he needed his meds
>>203141894he has clear mental issues as well*my sister is also peculiar but i wouldn't say as severe as the guy she's dating
>>203141157is gloop a polish name?
>>203141894interesting. did you go to college or get an advanced degree or anything? i want to understand your threshold.
sorry didn't mean to have you southerners catch some strays
>>203141894you should fight him every day until he has an episode lol
bake new
>>203142072this lol
>>203141352long hair aka made to be fucked by other men
>>203142150his name is greg
>>203142162gay greg
>>203142181gayreg
>>203142150>>203142162>>203142181>>203142221>t. cum sluts
new bread>>203142283>>203142283>>203142283
I thought about making a new thread, but I don't feel like it anymore.
>>203142283>>203142283>>203142283>>203142283>>203142283