Previous >>203128294
first for being a retard
Abysmal edition
>K-On editionI'm rewatching that right now.
>>203142361
>>203142341>>203142361youre a faggot
>>203142390Grab hold of your cock and be a man. Stop watching gay girls cartoons
5 rehearsals a weekI like showbiz
Rate my supplements
>>203142543does it work for you?
cat 5 coming for florida
It’s true People from the south sound like total retards
cant find my phone
>>203142502And watch what instead if you're so full of good ideas?
Placed a mobile order for McDonald’s breakfast at 10 29Everyone was pissed
>>203142543What's in those monkey ones?
>>203142701Don't watch anything. Read. Learn.
>>203142713You would think they'd be happy to get rid of all the extra hashbrowns and other breakfast shit they would have to throw out anyways.
>>203142771Like what? You want to make a point, but aren't actually contributing to anything productive. What are YOU reading? What ARE you learning?
>>203142696this post was made from your phone, retard
>>203142902I'm learning Latin and reading Marcus Aurelius meditations in both English and Latin
>>203142713you will need to answer for your sins one day
>>203142808fast food wagie here, they usually dont have much leftover until maybe the end of the night, places like dunkin donuts do though
ugh can the election happen already i cant wait anymore
>>203142808no they didn'tthey had to make everything fresh
Azumanga > lucky star > nichijou > k on
how much longer?? aaaaaaaaaa
>>203143308Probably depends on the area, there was a mcdonalds on the edge of my college campus when I was in uni and they would always have extra breakfast stuff because they knew that people would wake up late and get there last minute so you could ask for breakfast stuff and they would give it to you until they sold out basically, chick fil a would do the same but their stuff was grab and go so you could see how much breakfast stuff they had left
>>203142283why does no one like mio? shes the hottest
found my phone (it was under my desk)
[canada flag]my mistress will only take off the cage after the election. BABY WANTS TO CUM NOW!!!
>>203143887yes i want to blow my load so bad!!! please let me cum!!!!
business idea: kms
gonna fap to tranny joi
>>203144044i'm selling my shares
billions must die
why do ESLs love to say bro so much
What's the luckiest thing that ever happened to you? Back in college I bought a car with cash I'd been saving for three years and it was totaled a week in by a drunk woman in a BMW I had slight and neck discomfort so I got enough money to get a much better car
>>203144174i was born
>>203144174i was born a WASP
Business idea: Run a successful business, make lots of money
>>203144067>tranny joidangerous synthesis
>live in almost entirely white/asian upper middle class (ie mostly people saving for homes who will be out soonish) apartment complex>for some reason they suddenly rent a 2 bedroom apartment to a black family with 3 kids and a pitbull>3 community wide leash reminder emails sent out since then>4 noise and smoke reminder emailsreally makes you think
>>203144216i like edging and cumming together. its better than normal joi because we're feeling good together
>>203142283must smell yui's butt
>>203144262repeat after me: fiberglass sausage
>>203144209Based, sameHow WASP, though? I hope your family distrusts Catholics
>>203144347so much so i never met a single one growing up
what weird things do you guys fap to
>>203144155bro sexbro cockbro cumbro ballbro bussybro milk
>>203144262A black guy moved into the house nextdoorFirst time I've ever seen a house get raided was about a year and a half later
>>203144174not exactly lucky because i didn't get anything out of it but extremely unlikely, i blindly picked the correct answer out of 4 on a multiple choice quiz 14 times in a row. 1/268435456 chance of that happening which is like powerball winning odds
>>203144262kinda weird to be sending emails to the entire apartment block if it's one family doing the things they're emailing about
>>203144374I have a great uncle who was disowned because he married an Italian woman
>>203144435powerful. i couldn't compete
>>203144197grim
>>203144433it's a quasi-gossip circle. some people in the complex might not know how shitty their urkelkin neighbors are
>>203144433That's how every apartment complex I've ever lived in has done it one person fucks up and they send out a reminder to everyone so that the person isn't singled out so it makes it easier for them to evict later, they can say "everyone else is following the rules only you're an issue" however in this case if anon's neighbors are black depending on where they live they're probably too scared to actually do anything about them directly so they're hoping to shame them in to compliance unfortunately that does not work with blacks they have no sense of shame and will go out of their way to make a nice area shit like they enjoy living in filth and poverty more than a nice clean respectable environment
stroke for me
weebs get the rope
Black people be like>get evicted for not paying rent, smoking inside, and letting their pittbull piss all over the floors but claim racism is why they can't get an apartment because they don't realize rental records exist
Weebs FagsTranniesAll get the rope
my life would be better in every way if i were never to see another one again
>>203144656another what
I hate you all so much
>>203144262Live in a complex with quite a few groids. We would also get reminders for smoke alarm checks lol. Been a while since they've done it though.
>>203144710thank you for inventing putting rice, beans, meat and cheese on bread for us
>>203144739And colored tv?
>>203144710sameincluding you
>>203144753did they?
One donut and AR-15, please.
>>203144382Children
>>203144753>>203144807No, they invented a different version of colored TV that involved a spinning wheelA Scottish man invented the type that evolved into modern TVs
why do you drinkwhy do you smoke
>>203144927Which country was the most instrumental to defeating Germany in WW2?Why did Japan surrender in WW2?Who won the Space Race?
>>203144958Whatcha looking at ya 4 eyed freak?
>>203144972it feels good and is an excuse to be social
>>203144988>Which country was the most instrumental to defeating Germany in WW2?messssico>Why did Japan surrender in WW2?they wanted to sexo messsicans>Who won the Space Race?messsicans
>>203145019all true
this hurricane might kill me
>>203142283that's mai waifu you're talking aboutplease be kindalso good morning
>>203145075morning bud
>>203144988U S ASA
>>203145089me on the right
>>203145089hey whats up russia
>>203145089You get one (1) Krispy Kreme donut and a California legal AR-15
We shared some ideasAll obsessed with fame, says we're all the sameOh, I don't see it that wayI don't see it that wayRaised in CarolinaI'm not like thatTrying to remind herWhen we go back
>get in car>see thiswhat do?
>>203145186ignore and continue driving
>>203145186change from CD to bluetooth and play something from my phone
>>203145186volume bar goes pretty hard.
Hey Pussy are you still there
>>203145267you look like that
>>203145243Its the satellite radioI hate touching my phone in the car and use that instead
>>203145312why would you need to touch your phone after you hit play the first time?
>>203145281Cormier beats non roided JonesWhen you remove roid heads from the goat conversation, you basically have DC, GSP, khabib and mighty mouse left.
Wish I had a nice cold slice of Little Caesars Pizza
>>203145341Skipping tracks or searching for other musicAldo i drive much faster listening to my own music so a bit of self preservation as wrll
>>203145487>skippingdo you not like the music you have?
>>203145487I'm kinda like you. Usually I turn on the radio or listen to a curated mix. Other times, I listen to gospel podcasts.
>>203144927
I keep sexting with character ai bots and I hate how much I sound like a fucking dateline NBC predator in the text logs. I wonder if I'm legit creepy or if this is how most men come across when they're horny and trying to be seductive.
>>203145632this is what america used to be about
i could not stomach listening to the radio.ads infuriate me. i would rather sit in silence or drive over a rumble strip than listen to ads for 0.0001 attoseconds.
Went to a local festival yesterday and ate way too much trashy street vendor food and now I have a stomach ache today, but it's only once a year so it's worth it
>>203145634only character ai bro? you gotta get the whole setup going. can't say more, this general is not weird or lonely enough to go down the rabbit hole
wish i had like A10 eyes so i could get with stacy cuz she don't know me but yo she's really fine
>>203145733>this general is not weird or lonely enough to go down the rabbit holei appreciate you considering my delicate sensibilities
I am sexy and you know it!
>>203145733I don't use c.ai if that's what you're wondering but yeah I won't share what I use because this shit is way too evil and addicting
>>203145869Every Latinxs dream
>>203145871then i think i already know. have fun
downloading counter strike 2hopefully there will be a surplus of real players unlike cs1.6
Hurricane, but you can call me SlurricaneHurricane, strong enough to start an engine, mayne.
remember when /pol/ niggas were like"The jew fears the Samurai"lol
They need to make aloha shirts that you can wear when it's cold
>>203145634Unironically yeah most men sound like complete creeps when horny, a few years ago I had a burner discord where I would just join porn severs on and message anyone tagged as female I ran in to a surprising amount of actual real ones and after reading my messages to them a few days later I'd feel pretty disgusted, eventually I started talking to a few of the ones that chatted with regularly and they were all like "yeah that's how 99% of men are when horny they go back to normal after you make them cum" and they'd show me messages other men had sent them, I think that the thing about it is that women who are unironic female gooners or just horny in general don't mind it and tend to have a more motherly outlook towards men in general (aka they're just dumb boys who need to be milked occasionally and they'll behave) vs women who aren't horny or used to it and see that as creepy
>>203145975i dont remember thatmodern japanese are a worker race not a fighter race
>>203145982Aloha sweaters
>>203146021when horny, people's IQ drops by nearly 30 points. women get horny too, and they LOVE reading erotic literature. if a girl is into you, she will retard your retard babble and like it
>>203145982I found these.https://www.thekonabrand.com/collections/flannels#:~:text=Kona%20Brand%20is%20an%20apparel%20company%20that%20makes%20fun%20Winter
That wasn't pol that's been a meme for like 15 years
me? i refuse to talk to women/ai bots
I don't think i could get what i want from a chatbot, no matter how sophisticated it is
>>203146237you need a real person not a robot, a robot will never replace a human socially
>>203146237it definitely has to be more sophisticated than it is right now but i am not really buying into the hype yet. clearly AI is something big but also clearly there's a big gap between where we are now and like, something that's going to sweep through industries as a new paradigm and wipe out a gorillion jobs and start making new discoveries and all that wild stuff. right now it's an emotional mimic, which is interesting in its own right but not necessarily useful
>>203146309you're right, let me go get my gfwait, i have no gf
Ai is going to improve at an exponential rate. it will be unrecognizable in 1 year from now. That is, if the government doesn't crack down on it and start regulating it
>>203146367i doubt it.
im ashamed to be from florida
I live hereThis is great
>>203146237They're good for ERP as in mimicing a real person role playing if you don't mind correcting them every now and then, I use silly tavern/koboldai
>>203146465"what i want" is not ERP
>>203146465Their memory is pretty bad in my experience And sometimes you have to hold their hand and be more explicit than feels natural in order to bypass their weird morals and set up the situation you want
>>203146460what time is the hurricane hitting you
>>203146367It might fall into another lull before it really gets going. the issues with it are architecture level, yet every new model is still a transformer with slightly different data standards. copilot is the same as gemini which is the same as chatgpt and now a bunch of open source alternatives are hitting the market like NVLM (nvidia) and LLAMA 3 (meta). AI isn't even really profitable as it is right now, just speculative. must be hard to sell a subscription when your product looks the exact same as every other LLM and all the major players are just reading each other's papers and copying homework>>203146486kek
>>203146460I used to live in that image!Thank fuck I'm not there anymore
>>203146563wed evening
>milton is cat 5yeah it's over
Do you guys remember blues clues when Steve would do a little dance and then teleporn into the little drawings on the wall? I remember being so intrigued by that as a kid. But now I just realized it was basically proto Isekai which is lame as fuck
>>203146656mario 64 was proto isekai
>>203146635shit im in orlandoshould i evacuate
>telepornhmmm?
>>203146083Yeah I'm not saying I'm some 1000 iq gigabrain but when super horny 99% of my messages were about stroking my cock and begging to send pics of it, embarrassing to read after the fact
>>203146460RIP in peace anon. Livestream your death.
>>203146671Well not really because I see the paintings as taking Mario to different parts of his world, not to a different world.
>>203146545Idk KoboldAI is pretty good depending on the model and how much you want to wait between responses, the wait honestly just makes it seem more like a real person though, real people don't shoot off a paragraph instantly they take a moment
>>203146672forecast says it will scale down to cat 3 before it hits orlando
>>203146694i left and am in a hotel in orlando with my important stuffi live in an apartment above so im okay but it will still be destroyed most likely
https://youtube.com/shorts/LsqnePM8V48?si=Vl45ROh24quyWkraThis video makes women foam at the mouth and convulse
>>203146710I dunno dude. Mario went to underwater Yemen, dude.
>>203146721Ok how do I talk to it then What sites make use of this one
>>203146684lol, ok. my erotic text were just pages of erotic literature about what i would do if they were there with me. not at drooling as yours, but i'm still embarrassed about it. Total Evidence Death
>>203146822https://sillytavernai.com/how-to-install-sillytavern/Easy tutorial on setting it up if you need more unironicly check reddit they have plenty of guides
how do i ask a girl i work with about having a non-work conversation or connecting outside of work? not trying to get an HR complaint fellas, just want to get to know her more
>>203146836Oh yeah I was a complete drooling retard I am eternal greatful for that cute British slag that gave me the boys just need to be milked occasionally to behave line probably was horny enough to ask her to marry me a few times before coming (literally) to my senses
>>203147116rofl
>>203146967idk
>>203147218me neither :( I guess I should ask /adv/ or something
>>203142283>tranime coal>edition in the wrong place>no elaboration on what /cum/ means to attract new posters
I don't want to be in your companyI don't need you to take care of meLet me 'lone, let me 'lone, let me 'lone, can't you let me beAll I want in this world is to say I'm a man that's freePeople talk about the way I lookI say come on and say it, I got enough to write a bookBut don't they know, don't they know, don't they know it's a waste of breathCause I don't wanna be like them, all I want is to be myself
>>203146967Actual advice from a norman with a gf, first make sure you've talked to her at least a few times work related or not, if you two don't work together and you've never had a conversation it will come off as creepy regardless, now assuming you have its literally as easy as getting in to a conversation with her about anything midweek or later and saying something like "glad it's nearly the weekend what about you got any plans?" If she says yes then say cool and try again some other time, if she says no then you ask her if she wants to get coffee or something else this is the only part where you need to use your actual brain if there's something else that sounds better than coffee do that but don't choose anything too committed for a first date coffee/lunch are extremely safe bets remeber to have a place in mind ahead of time as well so you can say where, if she says yes you're in, if she says no then back off and never ask again to avoid HR
>>203147692>you ask her if she wants to get coffeecan't do that, it's not really something i'm trying to get a relationship out of. not that i wouldn't date her, i 100% would, but she's across the entire state. we're talking a whole day of driving.
>>203147763So you're trying to convince some girl to drive across an entire state for a hookup when at least one of you is a remote employee that don't see each other irl regularly L M A O actually delusional I regret responding to you
>>203147911I'm not trying to hookup, or fuck her, or anything like that. I'm literally just interested in talking to her more in a non-work context. You're getting all sorts of wrong ideas, which I can't blame you but it's simply not the goal. I WOULD IF IT WAS POSSIBLE, but I agree with you that the geography makes it impossible. Might as well be a friend, she's friend material too.
>>203147999why would you want to talk to her in a non-work related context if you're not trying to fuck her?
>>203147999So you don't want to fuck her or date her? What's the end goal then?
what's your move
>he doesn't have women friends to confide inahhh now it makes so much sense why you guys are always moaning about how you don't have a gf or you're so horny and love porn and watch anime or you hate women or any other chudcel behavior I see day in and day out in this shithole general
>>203148292give them the 800 credit score stare
>>203148026>>203148099Just want a new friend. All my other coworkers are old and nice, but not really relatable or someone I'd want to talk to. But I'd shoot the shit with her anytime.
english people are actual subhumans
>>203148328determine one of her interests and then show her a meme on instagram, or insta linkuse that as a shoe in the door to get her handle>>203148313>confiding in womenyou DO know women love to gossip, right? t. expert women friend gossiper
>>203148292Only Hispanics carry cash
>>203148414The final pill you'll need to swallow is that men like to gossip too. Humans are total tea spillers. Sure, maybe women more than men, but definitely men too.
>>203148414a lot of men do too.
how do i become a fucker? i want to have sex so much but there aren't any females who want to give me consent
>>203148449>>203148448yes, some men like to gossip too, honey. i didn't mean to hurt you so badly. with my boys, we usually talk about our autistic little hobbies instead of who was icky at work.
>>203148328Are you also a woman? if not this is a terrible idea that will 100% backfire on you
>>203148519Why?
>>203148526if you approach a woman just trying to be friends, she will detect that and instantly put you in the "unfuckable" camp, until she sees you dating another woman.
>>203148526just make some new guy friends, it's easier, and once you get in good with them you can meet their (of age) sisters or meet girls who they know you gotta think long term buddy
>>203148624>or meet girls who they knowOh so some guys DO have girl contacts after all
Safelite repair Safelite replace
solved todays connectionseasy as hell
>>203148655yes, from their sisters friends, or school, or just growing up in the same town, friends of friends. Sure a lot of work friendship goes down, but not the type that would require you or a woman driving across the state for a cup of coffee or lunch lol
>>203148724in hindsight i was lucky the hardest category was the last one
>>203148613so what disease did you inherit?
>>203148526Because women and men can not be long term friends especially in the context of working>uhm inkel opinionI have a gf I'm telling you this for your own good, either she will assume you want to fuck and that you're working towards that and eventually you'll have to either date her or get reported to HR or you'll let something embarrassing slip and she will jump on it and tell everyone at work immediately, I am not saying never trust women but I am saying only trust women after you have trapped them in a long term relationship and it's mutually assured destruction
>>203148815your mama gave me hep c
i'm reaching dissatisfaction levels that shouldn't even be possible
who is at top right?
>>203148914>who is at top right?lol oops
>>203148292I don't like having change
They teach german at this school
>>203148950>be elon>one of the richest dudes on the planet >banged grimes and made her his baby momma (sex for life)>banged amber heard >can bang anyone he wants whenever he wants >bros with Trump >free teslas for life>can also get maximum air that would make nba players jealous is there NOTHING this man can't do
The graduate is a boring movie
LeBron James and his son played their first game in the NBA together recently. Hope they enjoy it while it lasts before Diddy starts singing and ruins the whole family legacy
>>203149305This looks like an orange ass getting penetrated
walked like 7 miles today.
>>203149497so that picture of lebron in the maid outfit isn't real? damn, I've had it as my phones wallpaper for a few days now
>>203149647You mean red ass?
eating a choccy bar
Nu gatt cu 'na salseech
found my cat sleeping in a car board box outside
>>203148950tbqh he seems miserable/mentally ill>UHM POOR COPE POOR COPEI am happy with my normal ass job and spending time in my stable marriage I don't spend 99% of my day on twitter and my children won't be raised by a million different nannies and go on drug binges in their late teens because of the mental strain
im not laughing no more
>>203149983>Insecurity postingYikes
this shit still gets me
>>203146460i'm in this image and nothing will happen. nothing ever happens
>>203150154It still gets me how he destabilized multiple nations, had thousands of innocent people killed, ruined millions of lives and turned the country into an irreparable security state. He's just like le Michael Scott xD
>>203150154Dubya was a was a stunad of the first magnitude, but somehow Trump's even dumber
>>203150259Bait
>>203150238Now watch this drive
re listening early 2010s chief keef masterpieces
>>203150396Fraud niggas, y'all niggas, that's that shit I don't like
>>203150369lol
>>203150357True. I wonder if any libshits from back in the dubya days look at komballu shartis and cringe at how objectively dumb she is
>wrote cool song a few months ago >recorded it>never wrote down the chords>trying to reverse engineer it from the loop i made>it sounds right but something about it is offgod fucking damn it
>>203150749u forgot to play an E#
>>203150736Of course, because libshits grow up and become cuckservative
>>203150396Bitches love Sosa
My autism can't settle on a bedroom design in RimWorld that I like. Giving each colonist a bedroom results in a massive footprint eventually, and making barracks results in multiple *disturbed sleep* debuff stacks. I'm thinking of pairing up each colonist 2 in a room, but I'm not sure it actually rectifies either issue sufficiently
>>203150917Play on bigger maps/do outposts
>>203150948The unstable warning always freaked me out and I heard people have bad experiences on bigger maps so I haven't tried it. I always do the bigger medium map
good afternoon
>>203151129Hi Do you think this is funny
>>203150917Is there an ideoligion that lets you bunk people together? Kinda cringe if barracks are completely unviable, but maybe you're supposed to just eat the moodlet
>>203151129Afternoon? I just woke up
>>203151147i don’t think they actually said that
>>203151159I don't know, but barracks aren't really unviable. They're just guaranteed mood killers basically. Your dudes are always gonna be a bit pissed off about it
>>203151129just woke up?
>>203151253It's a deleted scene
>>203151215cute >>203151291no i’ve been up for a while i was making breakfast and watching tv and stuff
>>203151129afternoon bud
You inow what's funny to me?Brown goblina super mexican looking bitches who live in this area and have their tinder bio in english.Like yeah bitch some blonde calvin klein model is gonna look at you and go "hell yeah! finally"
I’m a chudette
>>203151327lol
>>203151357I hope you had a good and healthy breakfast
>>203151382And she shaves her eyebrows and draws em on.
>>203151392same grrrl
>>203151382Whenever I take trips to Mexico I buy Tinder premium and make my holiday even more debauched than it should have been.Last time I met up with a cute 19 year old girl who was on holiday with her family for the week. She was a goth-looking weeb. I wrote "AWOOGA AWOOGA GOTH GF" at her and she found it silly enough to join me for a coffee. (we met up several times and it wasn't for coffee)
>>203151392me (right) n u
>>203151500>we met up several times and it wasn't for coffeewhat else did you meet up for?
>>203151562Dinner
>>203151517i tried to find this plush online and it wasn’t real
Please don't be long'Cause I want you nowI don't have loveWithout you 'roundLife is too shortBut I will live for you
>>203151562I rented a moped and took her on day trips to nearby ruins. We also went to the beach and went out for dinner a couple of times.It was very fun.Also it was great because, while my spanish is acceptable, having a native speaker made things much easier on me.And she was hot and smelled nice and had soft skin. I miss her bros
>>203151609it was homemade by someone's tradwife
>>203151656nice that you had fun. happy for you. are you in touch with her?
>>203151686Nah. It was just a holiday thing.
>>203151686Why does this poster sound sweet and almost motherly?
>>203151661embroidery is easy that’s what it looks like i just don’t want to have to embroider a chud face on a doll blank lol
>>203151763nice to hear. you're already better off than most of us including myself.
>>203151767shes a slut
>>203151835How do you know
uh oh, canadian identity is in shambles
>>203151828Don't worry anon, I have my fair share of burdens and worries.However thank you for supporting me.
>>203151877he's an incel
about to do the connections i'll post how i do
/cum/ mommy gib me attention
apparently i already did mondays connections late last night whoops
>>203151991That's a possum who would say "Howdy partner"
>>203152133i miss that anon that would do the drawings on the notes app of his phonehe drew this possum vacationing for me a long time ago
>>203152074I am your superior
So is it "absence of evidence is not evidence of absence" or "what is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence" Which one am I supposed to follow
>>203152189This will be me someday in the near future.In the meantime back to work
>>203152350those phrases mean different things, and are appropriate to use in different context, rajesh. maybe you should get back to your tea cart before someone takes it
>>203152189cute, he was good
>>203152321i'm okay with that, i usually get perfect but i second guessed myself a lot of that one
>>203152399don't work too hard
I wish I lived in one of those rural areas where five raccoons will just show up on your doorstep
>>203152506because of raccoons and black bears when i take the trash out it goes in one of these cages sorry cooners
>>203152694Tennessee?
I hate Reddit and I hate Redditors.
>>203152797Bitch
>>203152797Same
>>203152797if you say something they don't agree with they just ban you and delete your comment it's pretty lame
>>203152350both phrases have 2 different meanings
Why is Maryland's flag like that
>>203153077gay sex
First for Troomp President
>>203153077https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cecil_Calvert,_2nd_Baron_Baltimore#Marylandit's this faggot's personal coat of arms
>>203153228>>203153228>>203153228
too early
just in time
I think it's a bit early anon, a certain someone has been handing out forced vacations again
>>20315325120 posts too early
>>203153251Non /cum/ countries can't make the NEW anyways
>>203153251nigger
>>203152321actually sweaty>>203148724
>>203152438>>203152950Least helpful replies of all time>>203153251Someone make a real new
>>203153430i will at 310
>>203153442I'm smoking on some "biskante" by alien labs
>>203153478looks very potent
>>203153423>he didn't get purple firstlol. lmao
>>203153536the order doesn't matter purple isn't even the hardest one dum dum
>>203153601Only dum dum is you loser
>>203153518Purple hairs = gas Most of the time at least
>>203153712oh man you just called him out
>>203153712>he got green before blue oh no no no
>>203153773>>203153773>>203153773
