autumn edition
rorke wouldnt dare get transphobic with me around he knows ill clart him and embarrass him in front of the peng trans gyal
Don't like trannies and don't like trannies in waiting aka men who discuss height
ermhttps://i.4cdn.org/fit/1728276866848769.webm
>>203130712Too wild and full of actionHuman interactions take timeIf you act like a non-sentient monkey I'll assume schizophrenia
>>203130699Ok
HMN-457She "takes this piss" if you catch my drift.
headed to toil (my home office)
leftypols cheeseburger: meat free beyond burger patty, dairy free vegan cheese, vegan mayonaise, vegan bacon, vegan mustard, vegan tomato sauce, vegan pickle, vegan onion
>>203130736The Australian race is now finishedGood work lad
poo and willy but also wee and wank
>>203130750Is that his burger
>>203130749Fat mutt grimness from beyond he aether
>>203130782is that whos burger?
nice one lads, missus copped a look at the last thread and said it's weird
>>203130793'pol
>>203130795eshuta?
women are stressful
>>203130799yeah its t'pol from star trek enterprises cheeseburger
got a potential toilet blocker resting in mine colon might bake it a little bit more then hiroshima the toilet in toil
ladsLADSLADDDIESSSSim gona leave the house today woo-hoo-woo-hoo
>>203130837off to the pub I hope
normies will pay. we will make them pay
>>203130837Nothing out there for you palStay inside where it’s comfy and warm
mental how there's nothing to do except post here
>>203130850cinema>>203130862...cinema?
rorke be like im leaving the house to oppress and marginalise innocent transfolx
>>203130837where you off too shagger
just been to empty me arse out, was full of poos
>>203130891and then the pub?
remember when boris said not to go into work on monday but we'd all still get paid and can applaud ourselves as heroesshould have locked him in as supreme leader.how'd he fumble that
https://youtu.be/7GOoEwgGh5s?si=joPq8sXd0Kd5NXO8I'll remember itAnd Dublin in a rainstormAnd sitting in the long grass in summerKeeping warmI'll remember itEvery restless nightWe were so young thenWe thought that everythingWe could possibly do were the rightThen we movedStolen from our very eyesAnd I wondered where you went toTell me when did the light dieYou will riseYou'll returnThe phoenix from the flameYou will learnYou will riseYou'll returnBeing what you areThere is no other TroyFor you to burnAnd I never meant to hurt youI swear I didn't meanThose things I saidI never meant to do that to youNext time I'll keep my hands to myself insteadOh, does she love youWhat do you want to do?Does she need you like I do?Do you love her?Is she good for you?Does she hold you like I do?Do you want me?Should I leave?I know you're always telling meThat you love meJust sometimes I wonderIf I should believeOh, I love youGod, I love youI'd kill a dragon for youI'll dieBut I will riseAnd I will returnThe Phoenix from the flameI have learnedI will riseAnd you'll see me returnBeing what I amThere is no other TroyFor me to burnAnd you should've left the light onYou should've left the light onThen I wouldn't have triedAnd you'd never have knownAnd I wouldn't have pulled you tighterNo I wouldn't have pulled you closeI wouldn't have screamedNo I can't let you goAnd the door wasn't closedNo I wouldn't have pulled you to meNo I wouldn't have kissed your faceYou wouldn't have begged me to hold youIf we hadn't been there in the first placeAh but I know you wanted me to be there oh ohEvery look that you threw told me soBut you should've left the light onYou should've left the light onAnd the flames burned awayBut you're still spitting fireMake no difference what you sayYou're still a liarYou're still a liarYou're still a lawyer
yeah?
>>203130899cinema>>203130906nah... drunk eonugh at the weekend
get horny in museums like you wouldnt believe, theyre a collection of the finest arses in the world all walking around i can rarely concentrate on the exhibits
>>203130920idk the whole not being allowed to go to pubs or restaurants or even just sit in the park was a bit braindead
the lockdown era those were the days
where can you buy this
"open the fucking pubs" aha
>>203130954Translation:>oy vey the gaelic know
>>203130982oh no wont someone think of the alcoholics fatties and homeless
>>203131017tha?
>>203131006johnson had me on lock with thiswould do anything he said if it got the pubs back open>>203131019most popular brit poster
>>203130985remember when grindr and tinder let you set your location to anywhere? got a couple of thai ladybodys to wank with me on snapchat and admire my modest white willer
not to be racist or anything but British people...
>>203131030used to send my white wilberforce to koreans
fuck's he doing
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3wp46l3gv4olmao the state of it. why does leftypol bend over backwards for these peopleif you're eating takeaway you're eating human and rodent shit.
>>203131062they're billionaires they can do whatever they want, now shut the fuck up PLEB
>>203131095he's untouchable because he's a cia tool not cause hes a billionaire
Morning team. Got dentist soon.
>>203131023https://youtu.be/Jm95BNkD_vw?si=GbqU2tv0nJMI1QFF
>>203131095he looks mongy
Gravy’s good tonight
>>203131136Hope you have a pleasant evening.
for me it's listening to asmongold while playing vidya
>>203131127ye but imagine how set for life you'd be if you could get splooged in by him like grimes
>>203131136ITS NOT GRAVY ITS RUNNY POO
>if your name's not Dan you're not comin' inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6K0BaF2KQs&ab_channel=SigmundMerlot
Or as I call her, 'Moo peng'
Plans for Halloween? (The /brit/ meet up I assume)
>>203131184Nonce holidayavoid Avoid AVOID
>>203131217bello
>>203131217Dude's been nonced*upset body language while pacing about, dragging cig and whatnot^Simple as
>>203131222b'morn'
Indian men in the gym
>>203131246grym
>>203131235hes fine rorke
literally never eating anything eaten by a foreigner ever again
eating my carpet
how do people in the gym wear joggers and a hoodie and a hat with headphones on as they lift heavy shit and sprint on a treadmill without soiling their garments with sweat instantly
for me?its morrissons extra tasty chicken
>>203131261AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO COULD SAVE USI'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT
only gay men go to the gym
>>203131289fuck knows i overheat instantly if i wear a jumper running outside even if its freezing and pissing down
>>203131272heard foreigners love it
if we don't get a jan 6 style happening this time i will be submitting a formal complaint to the news
>>203131306only if you sit in the gay corner
>>203131289the whole point is to soil yourself with sweat
going into the chippy and asking for a woke supper
>>203131356theyll serve you leftypols cheeseburger
>>203131363ah hell nah unc
>>203131289always wonder this to myself. i have to be in tshirt and shorts otherwise id be very uncomfortable. some people are just natural poofters and get cold easily i guess
>>203131356just make sure its not a chippy operated by you-know-whos https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3wp46l3gv4o
Hungover and still feel sick but must venture to the job centreJust another day in my disgusting pig incel freak life
Go to a chippie and they only sell fruit and veg. Chippie went WOKE
>>203130963>cinemaI hope you're not going to see Joker 2.
>>203131404Should never drink if you have responsibilities the following day. Simple as.
>>203131404
>>203131246jeans and a polo shirt
>>203131421I do what I want
>>203131413nope>>203131404need to drink very responsibly on a sunday otherwise you risk ruining your whole week
>>203131404grim bastard.
>>203131433Nah I'll go for a bath tonight and have an early bedBe right as rain for tomorrow
>>203131412Sounds French/Croatian afUppity niggas
>>203131432And look now that's turned out? You said it yourself, you're a disgusting pig incel freak.
>>203131433What you going to see then?
>>203131399mental this leftypol's only argument in favour of mass migration lmao
>>203131458a different man
>>203131454Yes and this is my last jobseekers appointment before I start my 30k job next weekWhile you stack shelves at aldi
>>203131404isn't it humiliating pretending to try and find employment to stay on the dole
>>203131472Grindr shag at the cinema? interesting choice of location
fucking hell did you say 30k mate
>calling yourself a pigbit of a fetish thing at that point int it
the woke mob ruined dr who
Woke
>>203131475aldi says 35k for shelf stackers
Grotty looking, tiny pebbledashed shithole in London? A snip at 375 grand mate.
>>203131480I apply for management positions
>>203131505That's me pumped up the arse then
>pebbledashwe call it roughcasting here
need my crypto to pump not even arsed about making money at this point i just want my money back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnU9XE6MdZQ
Sir Woke Virus
>>203131507all about being first to the new american chain restaurant when it arrives on our shores
Today is the day I fix my sleep schedule. Just need to stay up until 5pm and then I sleep for a sexy 12 hours
>>203131560Me? slept 4 hours and awake at 9
>>203131568enjoy your dementia
no longer will "feeling suicidal" be an excuse not to workwhen you report to your GP that you feel suicidal you will be directed to a side room containing a suicide pod and if you decline to use the pod then you are signed fit for work
keep farting. sick of it.
might just go to toil
Sir Kike Lover
accelerated, enhanced abortion and assisted dying rights for migrantsit's the right thing to do.
I missed a jump onto the playground platform and hit my stomach and passed out and woke up with this scar on my left middle finger, spirit cooking
All japs are nonces. Every single one
once drumpf in president my life will turn around
*puts on a school uniform and flies to Japan*
rorke got a sex crime charge for wanking in the local park
Nonce Century
Nation of Nonces
Nonceworld Expo
my ears are burning
my arsehole is burning
20 (now 21) posts without anyone replying to anyone elsereal void shouting hours this morning
no more eating poo and drinking wee!
>>203131715good point lad good point, not a fan of void shouting so shall jump back into the thread and hand out some (You)s.>>203131696>>203131713take care lads>>203131519shouldn't have gotten involved in crypto in the first instance lad
>>203131715Asinine soliloquies
keep up the void shouting lads
lockdown ruined my life
>>203131771yeah lockdown wasn't great, at the very least it basically caused everyone to miss two years of their lives, the so called "covid timewarp"
CockdownGet in the cage goy
>>203131787chatgpt response
>>203131771was years ago now. get over it you gimp
still can't find my glasses
>>203131771>>203131787I for one think it's a good thing that all that weath transferred to the billionaires during covid.
>>203131805what an absolutely rubbish assertion
>When you stop the MKULTRA finally Stolen from our very eyesAnd I wondered where you went toTell me when did the light dieYou will riseYou'll returnThe phoenix from the flameYou will learnYou will riseYou'll returnBeing what you areThere is no other TroyFor you to burnhttps://youtu.be/7GOoEwgGh5s?si=g5QyUUYq7XIhKp0t
So Bojo was exiled as PM because he had a party during lockdown. But Starmer was at his paki lover’s house and he hasn’t resigned?
>So
assume i must've fuckin chucked em out the window while drunk or somet at this point
>>203131507That's ridiculous that.
>>203131885>you do realise... right?
>yearly work survey>spam non-committal answers to everything >complain for the rest of the year that nothing changes
How is it that Aldi pays 30 to 35k while I work in a complicated regulated industry and get 30.4k
Might become a wog and get a free council house
I woke myself up early to go to some place but I felt too sleepy and decided not to go but now I can't fall asleep again so I achieved nothing but frustration as usual.
>>203131892check down the side of the bed
>>203131918In my first job I believed their "it's all anonymous" spiel so did give constructive negative feedback and my boss (and her boss) absolutely knew. Had at least 2 meetings after the survey results came out where I was asked explicitly if I had anything I wanted to say or comment on.Naturally I just sat there stone-faced and said no.
bring back the lockdowns
>>203131813Why do you hate Jews?
>>203131938who gets 30k at aldi
yeah that wank was a bit grim
>>203131994staff
>>203131985Not sure where you're getting that from lad.I don't have anything against Jewish people, or anyone. Everyone is just trying their best to live their lives as far as I'm concerned.
>>203132004which staff
>I AM M K U L T R A
>>203131968lmao coward
>>203132022managers
Milf at work has put Halloween decorations on her desk… she’s 44
I had nearly 6 hours of sleep and been awake since 6amI feel tired but i dont want to sleep now
>>203132038Call her a nonce
>>203131968Same, I've had my boss ask why I didn't complete an anonymous survey once.
In bed. Farting.
>go to dentist twice a year >receptionist recognises me and remembers meYet ANOTHER testament to my charm and charisma
>>203131968You had a chance to call out their lies there
Most big supermarkets pay pretty much the same these days. Gone are the days of ALDI paying signficantly more.Really you're as well working in Tesco where you can doss and hide among the 50 other people who work there as opposed to ALDI where everything you do is timed, you're raked over the coals if you're falling below their targets, and there's nowhere to hide because each shop has like 5 staff members.Also there are a lot of fit 18+ zoomers working in tesco but none in ALDI so there's that.
>here’s that freak that dresses as a woman again
>>203131957done that already. checked everywhere they could be and where i'd possibly put them
We all Seaside in life x
>>203132083Nasty
>>203132069Nah they would just say that they didn't know my anonymous comments were mine until I confirmed it by opening my mouth.They're shrewd these toilbergs, you have to be on their level. You wouldn't last lad.
I suppose there could be some relatively unique feature that makes you memorable to herSomething outside the norm, like a bloke wearing a dress
>>203132079>Tesco and Asda competing over 2p an hourThey really show their jewishness with pride in some ways
>>203132098Does Mark ever do Halloween videos/ stream?
>>203132079Morrisons not mentioned at all.We don't actually get in much trouble at ALDI anymore for speed times etc. As long as you're not a total mong you will be fine. Also, after 3 years of service ALDI pays more . I think it's £13.90 per hour once you hit 3 years.
I wouldn't be an MKULTRA victim if I wasn't from the CIA capital
>>203132103>You wouldn't last lad.excuse me, i'm a very respected senior member of my place of work
>>203132098Very true X>>203132112He wants to dress up for a stream this year.
>>203132065she just remembers "the bloke in women's clothes"
>>203132120you mean to tell us you were part of the mk ultra experiments?
>>203132114>£13.90 per hour once you hit 3 years.VERY grim.
A 14 year old would have an easier time buying fucking cocaine than I would have had trying to buy a box of cunting lemsip
can't stop farting. they're horrible elongated eggy ones as well that slightly burn your nostrilshorrid stuff
>>203132145>past tenseYou really think they would just stop?
Just landed the runtz about to roll a trumpet
>>203132169So the cia are still carrying out tests on you?
>>203132111I suppose they can legally say "we pay more than X" if they pay 2p an hour more. Scummy, as you say.>>203132114Morrisons and Co-op were listed but I omitted them because they do, in fact, pay a lot less so it ran counterintuitive to the point I was making. I always shape the narrative as I see fit; people see only what I want them to see.
>>203132184On all targeted individualsOn prisoners in Guantanamo Bay
Mad how Britain is just a US vassal and NATO base.https://jacobin.com/2024/07/us-uk-imperialism-intelligence-militaryhttps://www.newstatesman.com/culture/books/book-of-the-day/2024/04/how-america-bought-up-britain-vassal-state-reviewhttps://www.spectator.co.uk/article/how-america-plunders-britains-tech-economy/
spotted catyank in the wild >>>/tv/204253533
Imagine killing yourself with lemsipI could if it were mousenonce doing it as a demented experiment
>>203132065hate how they always employ fit birds at dentists
The Fishman
>>203132204dangerous game drinking a yellow beverage in that caravan
>>203132201>tranimalsGrim
>>203132210the pretty ones go into dentistry or nursing (at a hospital) and the ugly ones become gps or care workers
*Panicked Glaswegian accent*>THIS ISN'T URINE!
all nice and well but the goons had their way with leng tings x
>>203132210It's an old woman on the reception.>>203132222Lmao
>>203132214Might not move to China
you just know these male dentists are pumping the fit dental nursesI'm sorry but you just know that is happening
>>203132204U have lemsip all the way in Australia?
Kinda mad I used to walk 2 miles to toil, walk around all day when working, then walk 2 miles back. Wouldn't catch me doing that these days
find it ironic that the dental hygienists are for the most part indian/pakis
>>203132198Anglos love gangstalking
>>203132295many such cases
>>203132277Yeah we also had this whole thing with powdered NSAIDs >50 years ago that were so entrenched that people still use the term "Bex and a lie-down"
>>203132273just spit it down that little sink loveoohh yes
>>203132295Need to be doing goblet squats, copious amounts of stretching, backwards walking and have adequate rest. Not going to fuck my knees like every other oldoid
get on the vitty d lads
>>203132313White near me. Then again I live in an all white area so that’s probably why
Have they nuked Iran yet? Please something happen
>>203132277free global trade my lad
posted this before but it's pertinent again now but you know how you always read online about how lads will have been getting their hair cut or getting a scale and polish at the dental hygienist and the woman pushes her breasts into his head?that has NEVER happened to me. Never. I can honestly say a female barber or dental hygienists breasts have never even so much as grazed my head.
>>203132295yeh same. now im a wfh chad
I'm going to get shot for saying this but I'm not a fan of the Beatles. I think Yellow Submarine is a fantastic nursery rhyme-esque song, all their other stuff I find thoroughly uninteresting.
>EarthersHuman federation dedicated to diplomacy, exploration, democracy >EarthlingsHumans as an occupied colonised people uplifted and civilised by a master offworld civilisation >GaiansHumans as an elder advanced enlightened scientific race, dedicated to finding out truths of the stars and uplifting the rest of the cosmos >Terrans Humans as a conquering militaristic imperium bringing order through war to the savage xenos
>>203132313the dentists at my practice are all indian but my dental hygienist is a very nice and attractive white blonde woman with bright blue eyes and a very nice smile. get a bit taken aback by her whenever i go in. my dentist is very attractive as well and is indian, it's quite odd actually how attractive they are
No tea for me until 2pm. It makes me sleepy for some reasonThink I inherited a caffeine retard gene from my grandparents. They drink coffee to help them go to sleep.
>>203132345i take d3 every day
Mental how everyone is coping with the fact that we're under a worldwide mind control programYour mind is your most sacred placeGuess NPCs just write it off
>>203132345I don't have a Vitamin D deficiency because I occasionally leave my smelly bedroom and go out in the sun
>>20313234510 minutes in sunlight produces 15,000IU of vitamin D in your bodythose 1000IU pills you buy from amazon that are made of floor sweepings, dead skin and a nanogram of vitamin D do absolutely fuck all mate. Fuck all. Might as well be throwing your money away.
Why would I leave my smelly bedroom. There’s copious wogs outside
>>203132396https://youtu.be/Z00JUECdYyk?si=-gfq6bc05oa8aP6Q
>>203132396it's fine for you as you get year round sunshine
>>203132415>10 minutes in sunlightBig ask desu
>>203132385mad innit
If my calculations are correct, my phimosis will be cured by 17th December. Just in time for Xmas
got sunburn on a cloudy daywhy oh why was i born a WHITE....
How do I know the fine line between having boundaries and being a little bitch upset about everything? Unironically.
>>203132451Based
>>203132415can't do that in december-january though can you?
if you're white you dont need vit D you utter mongs. whay why your ancestors developed paler skin in the first place you fools
Was here once when someone copped a ban for posting pics of Russian kiddies standing around a UV lamp in their undies wearing goggles
>>203132438BREAK THOSE CHAINS THAT BIND YOUhttps://youtu.be/LatorN4P9aA?si=9APyeX3kW6ReAALd
Vitamin Deez nuts haha
>>203132451I've got a bit of the phim myself I think, hurts to pull back unless lubed up, sex hurts initially.
>>203132368>my dentist is very attractive as well and is indian, it's quite odd actually how attractive they areWhy would it be odd that someone with a 115+ IQ, making probably £120,000 a year, with plenty of free time to exercise and who has been on top of their game academically, physically, nutritionally and socially their entire life should be attractive?It would be odd if you pulled up to tesco and person pushing the trolleys was a fit 27 year old bird with perfect teeth and a great figure instead of a 50 year overweight man who looks like he's had a frontal lobotomy. But it's not odd that your dentist looks like that.
>>203132467Yes mate. Even on the shortest days of the year we get about 7.5 hours daylight in the UK.
All you need boys
>>203132485
>>203132467Buy a UV desk lamp and turn it on for a few minutes a day. Also if you have a house plant you can point it at them the rest of the time, they'll enjoy that.
>>203132510is that a good one? i take wellman cos i wana look like david gandy
>>203132510the tiny amounts in these pills are worthless mate
>>203132470Every person in an average office job needs vitamin d or alternatively 30 minutes of sun light per day
>>203132422Need to live in a trust fund kiddie "vegan anarchist" commune in Central America where blonde upper class hippie WASPs live like a Roman patrician's villa estate, undisturbed by the brown wog helot-serf-thralls toiling outside the walls
off to bed
Leftypol omds
>>203132531>wahhhh tiny amounts wahhhh it’s worthless mate stop improving yourselfFuck you
>>203132462Lads...
>>203132563ok fine i'll buy it
>>203132525His wife looks a bit odd
>>203132538Ktim im in serious sleep debtHad 5 hours sleep and been awake for 4 hours now. Feel fucking shit
>>203132558He looks like an average breadtube twitch streamer
>>203132577Can we get a transvestigation please
NEETtoil resumes
>>203132438It is the greatest secret of our world to date. I can't even speak to another human being I just drink and descend into madnesshttps://youtu.be/b1Dz2-prnPA?si=iFCADftRdQZvMc-e
>>203132558Why did that mean he had to resign though?What was he, the minister for not eating one's own feces?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjnAE5go9dI
>>203132575Good on u
>>203132537Hope you do this but fail to realise before it's too late that Central America means El Salvador and you've accidentally joined a group of Jonestown larpers
>>203132558commiemong nowhere to be found
WOKE MOIND VOIRUS
my item has arrived from Hong Kong
>>203132506What does it mean to be healthy and attractive? I'm average weight (88 kg, 180cm) but I don't know what the fuck it means to be physically, nutritionally and socially attractive,
>>203132648for me it's Cultural Marxism
did a little fart out my arse just now
>>203132648absolutely buckled at this lmaostood here laughing in my kitchen like a mong
>>203132671Humuliation ritual
WELL TAKE ME OUT TONIGHTTHIS SHIP OF FOOLS I'M ON WILL SINK
>>203132664wog cunt
>>203132664CULTOORAL MORXISM
>>203132659Post a pic of your body I’ll tel u
>>203132693skip...
>>203132368Indian women are complete dogs without makeup
the Frankfurt School the Kalergi PlanGramsci's March through the InstitutionsKGB Ideological subversion
>>203132709>muh raceYou've been betrayed...
>>203132693you'll be deported to Guantanamo and tortured by White Hats for that one bucko
Under the chemtrails Over the country club
poowong
Demonic destruction of the human genome in real time
yawning like a motherfucker
I'm actually excited for gene selection. I am so going to modify my future children's genes and I genuinely hope other people all around the world do to, if only for a better future.
>>203132785zen take a napZEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!https://youtu.be/-cM3QrFmgqo?si=bK2Eruna_HaXCsCt
>>203132705nh can tell she's genuinely attractive even without make-upshe has a 9/10 face with it on so can't be that bad underneath
>>203132790Gene editing is satanic black magic. Sick stuff. Humans playing God.
>>203132813Freemason hentai torture psyop
>>203132785ktim i need sleep NOW A nice napThen off to bed at 10pm maybe
>>203132790imagine the side effects>mom, dad, why are my organs melting?>we wanted you to have blonde hair, honey
>>203132931>>203132931
>>203132945retard
voice inside my yed haha
>>203132997what’s he saying
NEW>>203132840>>203132840>>203132840
